April 01, 2014

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— Gabriel Malor

APRIL.

The Anchoress writes about finding a better term than "homophobia." (I tend to use anti-gay.)

Police misconduct in Ohio.

Mayor Emanuel to hang a giant sign in Chicago that says, "You'd be better off elsewhere."

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Posted by: Gabriel Malor at 02:52 AM | Comments (320)
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1 Good Morning Morons.  Today is Tuesday, April 01, 2014.  On this day in 1970 President Nixon signed a bill into law banning cigarette ads on radio and TV.  TV immediately went to shit.  And the unconstitutional ban did nothing to slow down cigarette smoking at all.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 02:53 AM (T2V/1)

2 Ex Iranian hostage says no to allowing terrorist Iranian into the US.


http://tinyurl.com/nrsqemg

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 02:53 AM (T2V/1)

3 GM CEO apologizes to Congress for ignition switch defect that happened years ago. When is Congress going to apologize for being a mewling basket of assholes?


http://tinyurl.com/q768eo7

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 02:53 AM (T2V/1)

4 The Hunt is on for another Ft. Hood would be jihadi.  


http://tinyurl.com/k5af4lh

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 02:53 AM (T2V/1)

5 The Fat Man is trying to walk back his ass kissing on Obama during the last election.  Piss on him.


http://tinyurl.com/oxko5h2

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 02:54 AM (T2V/1)

6 We have no money for the military but we can spend $700,000 on a stupid play about the phony global warming scam.


http://tinyurl.com/npg3n4u

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 02:54 AM (T2V/1)

7 Unemployment?  The Hoover dam can not fill its positions.


http://tinyurl.com/o7s6e2b

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 02:54 AM (T2V/1)

8 In yet another regulatory over-reach program from the Obamanites, the FDA is planning to expand its massive regulatory empire into the sale of left over grains from beer brewers to ranchers as animal feed.


"This proposed regulation would help prevent foodborne illness in both animals and people," the agency said in the statement.


That is absolute horse shit from shit eating bureaucrats.   These grains have been sold like this forever and there has never been a documented case of foodborne illness from it that I have ever heard about.  In fact, the ONLY case of foodborne illness in modern times that I am aware of occurred at that GA peanut butter plant that was violating EXISTING rules that the FDA was not enforcing.


http://tinyurl.com/qa9s9qg

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 02:55 AM (T2V/1)

9 Two people in Spain claim to have found the Holy Grail.  How do you prove it?


http://tinyurl.com/m2pcskf

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 02:55 AM (T2V/1)

10 Jury awards black student who was falsely arrested and beaten by cops $119K in money.  But this time the cops got to pay as well, a paltry $6K each.   He should have got only the $6K from each cop plus court costs from the cops.  The taxpayers were guilty of nothing.  This was a retrial because the first jury could not reach a verdict.


http://tinyurl.com/pk87zxe

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 02:55 AM (T2V/1)

11 CIA officer confirms that Rice and Hillary lied about Benghazi.


http://tinyurl.com/krm8cr8

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 02:55 AM (T2V/1)

12 Evidently it is against the law in Westbury, NY to rent your house or rooms in it to help offset excessive property taxes.


http://tinyurl.com/pkkt57z

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 02:56 AM (T2V/1)

13 No Gabe, you use "anti-Civil Rights" to describe those who disagree with you, not "anti-gay". There's a world of difference and you know it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2014 02:56 AM (ZshNr)

14 DC April Fools Day; Bob Dole to run again in 2016.


http://tinyurl.com/pxzobmo

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 02:56 AM (T2V/1)

15 As many of us suspected, Pharaoh Obamaseti 1 threatened the military brass over gay members and don't ask don't tell.  Basically it was "my way or the highway" and here I thought that was a law passed by congress that he magically did away with.


http://tinyurl.com/oftdyqg

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 02:56 AM (T2V/1)

16 "Ex Iranian hostage says no to allowing terrorist Iranian into the US. http://tinyurl.com/nrsqemg" Let him in; maybe he'll get mugged or ass-raped. THEN he can be deported. Seriously, it's pretty amazing that we can't or won't stand up as say not only no but hell no!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 01, 2014 02:56 AM (60Vyp)

17 PA teachers are refusing to write intro letters for students until they get a "better union contract".  I say fire every damn one of them and make government employee unions illegal.


http://tinyurl.com/q9gbkwa

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 02:57 AM (T2V/1)

18 Another "failure to purge voter list" civil suit in a Democrat county.  This one in TX which had 105% voter registration.  But there is no vote fraud.


http://tinyurl.com/lx4bo4s

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 02:57 AM (T2V/1)

19 MAJOR NEWS!


Michigan just became the 34th State to ask for an Article V convention, thus meeting the requirement to hold one.  Let's see if this asshole government complies.  Based on this article it appears it may be headed to court.


http://tinyurl.com/oq2bsxy

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 02:57 AM (T2V/1)

20 Kindle Daily Deals


http://tinyurl.com/q97nuch


And finally remember I said yesterday after planting my Jane's Magnolia it wasn't supposed to get lower than the 40's?   Well its 38F out there now.
  

That's it for today folks.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 02:58 AM (T2V/1)

21 "Homophobia" is used because it implies weakness.  Irrational "fear" of gays rather than opposition based on logical or moral considerations.  It also allows the left to slander their opponents by insinuating that the reason for this fear is repressed homosexuality.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 01, 2014 03:00 AM (lr3d7)

22 Now, if we could just get people to stop using "homophobic" and "anti-gay" to mean "hurt my widdle feelings" and "prefers the legislative process to decrees by lawyers", that would be a huge step forward.

Posted by: HR at April 01, 2014 03:03 AM (hO8IJ)

23 >>The Fat Man is trying to walk back his ass kissing on Obama during the last election. Piss on him. I come here for the discretion and nuance. Â…Â…Â…..OK, OK, I come here for target practice like everyone else Â…Â…..

Posted by: ontherocks at April 01, 2014 03:03 AM (Q2si9)

24 Mayor Emanuel to hang a giant sign in Chicago that says, "You'd be better off elsewhere." His brother said "you'd be better off dead."

Posted by: Killerdog at April 01, 2014 03:03 AM (ld2OA)

25 As many of us suspected, Pharaoh Obamaseti 1 threatened the military brass over gay members and don't ask don't tell. Basically it was "my way or the highway" and here I thought that was a law passed by congress that he magically did away with.


They chose their pensions over the well-being of the troops.  To hell with them.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 01, 2014 03:03 AM (lr3d7)

26 I can take the "homophobe" nonsense, since everybody knows it's a garbage word. The "anti-Civil Rights" thing really pisses me off to a stratospheric level, though. Takes a real piece of shit to throw that term around.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2014 03:04 AM (ZshNr)

27 morning folks thanks for the update Vic

Posted by: wing at April 01, 2014 03:05 AM (dLNm7)

28 Not an April Fools Day joke: Ken Jennings is a dick. Twitchy has the details.

Posted by: EC at April 01, 2014 03:06 AM (doBIb)

29 >>His brother said "you'd be better off dead." Actually, his brother thinks the collective would've better off with YOU dead.

Posted by: Aviator at April 01, 2014 03:06 AM (3rrMW)

30 It also allows the left to slander their opponents by insinuating that the reason for this fear is repressed homosexuality.

I do chuckle when the "pro-gay" (logical conclusion of "anti-gay") advocates wield "you're gay!" as a slur, implying homosexuality may not be as normal and desirable as they tell schoolchildren it is.

Posted by: HR at April 01, 2014 03:06 AM (hO8IJ)

31 Would be ... F autocorrect.

Posted by: Aviator at April 01, 2014 03:07 AM (3rrMW)

32 Would someone please tell me WTF is up with runners/joggers who insist on running, two abreast, in the street? When its pitch dark outside on a twisty, barely-lit road AND where there are both perfectly good, smooth, wide sidewalks AND a bike lane? I nearly hit one of those dumbasses this morning.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Idiots at April 01, 2014 03:07 AM (jBTKL)

33 Would someone please tell me WTF is up with runners/joggers who insist on running, two abreast, in the street? When its pitch dark outside on a twisty, barely-lit road AND where there are both perfectly good, smooth, wide sidewalks AND a bike lane? I nearly hit one of those dumbasses this morning.

They're demonstrating their supposed moral superiority to you, obviously.  After all, the roads a primarily there so that douchebags in spandex and short-shorts can get their ten miles in before breakfast.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 01, 2014 03:09 AM (lr3d7)

34 Homophobe implies there is something wrong with the homophobe and not the homosexual person. I'm not afraid of homosexuals.

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2014 03:10 AM (JdEZJ)

35 And I'm still not gay.

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2014 03:11 AM (JdEZJ)

36 Its supposed to be a beautiful day today.  Sunny with a high at 80F.  Ideal porch rocker weather.  But I have a CT scan tomorrow so no can do.  Guarantee it will turn to shit when I am done with that.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 03:13 AM (T2V/1)

37 Joggers, and their cousins the idiot bicyclists, who occupy the middle of the road are telling you they wish to commit suicide.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 03:14 AM (T2V/1)

38

32: "Would someone please tell me WTF is up with runners/joggers who insist on running, two abreast, in the street? When its pitch dark outside on a twisty, barely-lit road..."

 

Hmmm. The description of the lighting and lack of other witnesses suggests a means to correct this foolishness.

 

But then I am probably much more wicked than you.

 

Now if you will excuse me, I have some stencils to remove from my truck before the sheriff arrives... 

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at April 01, 2014 03:14 AM (/qzu7)

39 I propose introducing the words "heterophobic" and "christophobic" into the language. Also "laborophobic" to cover most dem voters.

Posted by: Fat Freddy's Cat at April 01, 2014 03:15 AM (OsheA)

40 I mean, I run, too. Badly, and slowly, but still. But, see, I run on the freaking paved trails in the parks, which we were massively promoted by the city. Because I don't want to be hit by a damn car.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Idiots at April 01, 2014 03:16 AM (jBTKL)

41 Save the pension plans, screw the taxpayer! This will not end well. Or soon enough.

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2014 03:16 AM (JdEZJ)

42 Anti-gay, huh? Yes, I believe you do use that term, Mr. Malor. Good grief. Why don't you find and even broader brush to paint even more people with?

Posted by: Dr. Todd Ambrosius at April 01, 2014 03:17 AM (Jzrec)

43 "Homophobe" has about as much significance to me as "racist". Basically, it's been used against me for the dumbest reasons, so it has lost all meaning.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 01, 2014 03:17 AM (z+Xap)

44 They're demonstrating their supposed moral superiority to you, obviously. After all, the roads a primarily there so that douchebags in spandex and short-shorts can get their ten miles in before breakfast.


Meh. I do 15 miles after breakfast.
I eat, get in the truck AND drive on the friggin' streets to work.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2014 03:18 AM (d0Dmj)

45 CIA officer confirms that Rice and Hillary lied about Benghazi.


http://tinyurl.com/krm8cr8

Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2014 06:55 AM (T2V/1)

_____________________________________

 

What difference, at this point, does it make?!?!1/1/1?!?!?  

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 01, 2014 03:18 AM (GjPnA)

46 Joggers, and their cousins the idiot bicyclists, who occupy the middle of the road are telling you they wish to commit suicide.



Sounds legit.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2014 03:19 AM (d0Dmj)

47 You article V deceptatrons have no idea. That thing is Obama's fundamental change on steroids.

The liberal activists left (minority) controls congress, the executive branch, the judicial system, the news media, education and state and local everything and you dishonest bastards want to open up an Art V convention to rewrite the constitution.


Posted by: The Exhausted Smithie at April 01, 2014 03:20 AM (Ebdyw)

48 The Fat Man is trying to walk back his ass kissing on Obama during the last election. Piss on him.

Urine good company.



He's pissing into the wind.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2014 03:20 AM (d0Dmj)

49 The Fat Man is trying to walk back his ass kissing on Obama during the last election. Piss on him.


http://tinyurl.com/oxko5h2

Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2014 06:54 AM (T2V/1)



Levin had a good take-down of Fat RINO Bastard last night in his first hour, calling him the reincarnation of Gerald Ford.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 01, 2014 03:20 AM (9uGT0)

50 If they'ed keep raising the retirement age like with social security they wouldn't have this problem. Once the age of retirement reaches 90 the problem will go away.

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2014 03:20 AM (JdEZJ)

51 Kapow! RIP Lorenzo Semple Jr., a playwright and screenwriter who would probably be best known for his scripts for films like “Papillon” and “Pretty Poison” if he hadn’t put the Zap! and the Pow! in the original episodes of the arch, goofy 1960s television show “Batman,” died on Friday at his home in Los Angeles. He was 91. NYT http://tinyurl.com/q5m9j56

Posted by: panzernashorn at April 01, 2014 03:21 AM (/vO0r)

52 White House spokesman Jay Carney makes stressed-out epic gaffe: 'Six out of ten people without insurance can get insurance for $100 a day or less'


http://tinyurl.com/m9sgfjf

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2014 03:23 AM (d0Dmj)

53 I had a professor who was all in with the gay rights movement, but said it was perfectly natural for people to have a repulsion to the gay lifestyle, and the  thought of what gays do. 


Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2014 03:23 AM (BeSEI)

54 Speaking of gay, how about that Joe Biden's skin?

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2014 03:24 AM (JdEZJ)

55 »» On this day in 1970 President Nixon signed a bill into law banning cigarette ads on radio and TV. I'd forgotten that one was his. Good old super-conservative Nixon. Just watched again the Doctor Who featuring Nixon. It was not a bad portrayal of him, not demeaning. Nixon was played more as deer-in-the-headlights than the usual devious & scowling fiend. And it was pretty funny when, as part of the plot, the Dr tells Dick he has to tape everything. And, finally, tells him, you'll always be remembered; that was kind-of sad. § Morning, Glories. Pray today that truth will out.

Posted by: mindful webworker — voted LP in '72 at April 01, 2014 03:24 AM (WQhht)

56 On Drudge:

NEW YORK, NEW YORK: RONAN FARROW FACES AX..

Beat by reruns of 'GOLDEN GIRLS'...



Man, when you get beat by reruns of Golden Girls........

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2014 03:25 AM (d0Dmj)

57 I used to have a few fag friends but gave them up as assholes who were too much trouble.

Posted by: IrishEd at April 01, 2014 03:26 AM (D0NZx)

58 Good Morning, I didnÂ’t read your links Vic simply because I have too much to do & sometimes, often, spend too much time here in the early morning thread. ItÂ’s my favorite when IÂ’m up. But I have to go to work & it makes me later. IÂ’m just happy it is April. I hope the weather improves as it usually does. I have roses coming the week of PatriotsÂ’ Day, same Monday as Boston Marathon, and usually take the week off. There have been some years where it has been so nice IÂ’m out there with normal clothes for the 50s & 60s and other times where I have had to wear my late fatherÂ’s very old MemberÂ’s Only jacket. I see no point in buying myself something thatÂ’s only purpose is to get cut up and dirty. HeÂ’s been gone almost 26 years. Vic, my dentist, Paul, told me years ago that the best state to live in weather wise is NC. He told me that youÂ’ll get an occasional storm & it will paralyze the state because you arenÂ’t equipped to deal with it. How many snow storms did you have this year?

Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2014 03:28 AM (gjOCp)

59 56  I'd forgotten that one was his. Good old super-conservative Nixon.

Posted by: mindful webworker — voted LP in '72 at April 01, 2014 07:24 AM (WQhht)


Well, lets not forget the actual bill was passed by a Democrat House and Senate.


Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 03:30 AM (T2V/1)

60
With just hours to spare, Congress passed legislation Monday to prevent doctors who treat Medicare patients from being hit with a 24 percent cut in their payments from the government. The Senate's 64-35 vote, with 16 Republicans voting in favor, sends the measure to delay the cuts for a year to President Obama, who's expected to quickly sign it. The House passed the measure last week. The $21 billion bill....

SFGate



If you don't like the nu-Republican's stand on social issues, there's always their uselessness on fiscal issues.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2014 03:30 AM (kdS6q)

61 BREAKING NEWS Ray Romano dead at 56.

Posted by: Ronan Farrow at April 01, 2014 03:32 AM (m3zod)

62 59  How many snow storms did you have this year?

Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2014 07:28 AM (gjOCp)



We had our normal two, but one was so light I hesitate to call it a "storm".  The other though put about 6" on the ground. 



What we did have was the overall coldest winter that I have seen since moving here in 1977.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 03:33 AM (T2V/1)

63 Why does the USDA have to publish children's book? “The Two Bite Club,” which is available in English and Spanish, is a USDA “educational storybook” about a family of cats that uses government charts to determine its food intake" Because people are too stupid to figure out food themselves. We waste so much money on crap like this but can't fund the military adequately? Bullshit!!!!

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2014 03:33 AM (JdEZJ)

64 »» CIA officer confirms that Rice and Hillary lied about Benghazi. -Vic All together now, shrilly: At this point in time, what difference dioes it make?

Posted by: mindful webworker — Ben who? at April 01, 2014 03:34 AM (WQhht)

65 Who the hell would back Christie anyway?  Thought he and Obama were best buds after all of the ass-kissing he gave the prez.

Posted by: Case at April 01, 2014 03:35 AM (9mWut)

66 66 Who the hell would back Christie anyway? Thought he and Obama were best buds after all of the ass-kissing he gave the prez.

Posted by: Case at April 01, 2014 07:35 AM (9mWut)


Nobody outside of NJ and NY, but the MFM was pushing him hard.  They will have to find another DIABLO to back.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 03:36 AM (T2V/1)

67 If you don't like the nu-Republican's stand on social issues, there's always their uselessness on fiscal issues.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2014 07:30 AM (kdS6q)



Wasn't this an undoing of the Medicare cuts that the JEF and his cronies made to create "savings" so the CBO fuckheads could talk about what a great deal 404Care is?  And now the Repukes want to restore them to spend even MOAR MONEY because they're sure as fuck not gonna repeal 404Care?



I need Hollowpoint to tell me how I'm being misled by "entertainers".

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 01, 2014 03:37 AM (9uGT0)

68 Rice and Hillary lied? No kidding? Good golly....

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2014 03:37 AM (JdEZJ)

69 I am not afraid of gay females in sexy movies. One step a time. I'm evolving.

Posted by: Dirks strewn at April 01, 2014 03:37 AM (77F0w)

70 Scumbag Guilty of Murder of Policeman http://tinyurl.com/ot6jwxe The victim is the late husband of a friend of mine. The guy admitted seeing him and driving at him. The only bad thing is that the charges don't allow for him to ride the lightning.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at April 01, 2014 03:37 AM (nj9sX)

71 I'll take Ronan's job. I guarantee I can beat him in the ratings.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2014 03:38 AM (ZshNr)

72 71  The only bad thing is that the charges don't allow for him to ride the lightning.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at April 01, 2014 07:37 AM (nj9sX)



Is there anyone left that uses the electric chair.  I thought the courts had pretty much outlawed those.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 03:39 AM (T2V/1)

73 What we did have was the overall coldest winter that I have seen since moving here in 1977. Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2014 07:33 AM (T2V/1) Thanks Vic. I work in Prudential Tower in Boston, the office buildings open to a mall and I park in the parking garage underneath. I donÂ’t have to go outside to get something to eat or shop, which I rarely do. I spend at most three minutes outside in the morning, walking from my back door to my car and same at night. It might take me an extra minute to get the key in the door of my house at night. I have full length fur coat and have worn it mores than any year I have had it ever, this year. I bought it in December 2000. Considering IÂ’m outside at most 7 minutes a day, thatÂ’s very cold. I have 2012 BMW that warms up in 5 minutes, if not less. I canÂ’t remember a year where I have worn that coat almost every day.

Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2014 03:39 AM (gjOCp)

74 If Christie and Bush are all we are going to get then let's get behind Hillary for the win. Anything we can do to hasten the revolution I'm all for.

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2014 03:39 AM (JdEZJ)

75 Follow the money. One medium state university in Ohio partners with tech college in China, takes over aviation and pilot training program at next state university down the road, formerly an ROTC pilot training program, to attract more foreign students. And train pilots for People's Liberation Army Air Force, but mostly...

There will also mysteriously be well-qualified mainland Chinese applicants for the Hoover Dam vacancies. They make a point of studying 1930's US technology.

Selling them the rope to hang you is one thing. The credit card? Nice touch.    

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 01, 2014 03:41 AM (xq1UY)

76 Is there anyone left that uses the electric chair. I thought the courts had pretty much outlawed those. Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2014 07:39 AM (T2V/1) It was a metaphor. Texas has lethal injection.

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at April 01, 2014 03:41 AM (nj9sX)

77 BTW, any murder of a police officer in SC is a capitol offense.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 03:41 AM (T2V/1)

78 Nobody outside of NJ and NY, but the MFM was pushing him hard. They will have to find another DIABLO to back.

Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2014 07:36 AM (T2V/1)



Rove and Kimberley Strassel were having quite a battle on FNS, you know the "conservative" show hosted by rock-ribbed Chris Wallace, on who would suck the Fat RINO Bastard's cock and who would toss his salad.  The rehabilitation project has begun in earnest.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 01, 2014 03:42 AM (9uGT0)

79 A beautiful devotional from "Loving Grace Ministries" Let Goodness and Kindness follow you: http://tinyurl.com/opo7yet "Let's Talk about Jesus" a Christ centered ministry heard online on WFIL AM 11:30-12:30 M-F EST (You can get it online too) and giving "Worship In The Woods" a Christian retreat at the end of May and beginning of June for those that would and could get away and can afford it. As far as retreats go, the cost is pretty reasonable as it's held at a YWCA camp. in beautiful rural Northern NJ

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2014 03:42 AM (XyM/Y)

80 You guys need to quit bagging on my boy. He's a good boy.

Posted by: Franky Baby at April 01, 2014 03:42 AM (m3zod)

81 7. Vic, "Niche industry"

Posted by: panzernashorn at April 01, 2014 03:42 AM (/vO0r)

82
Posted by: Captain Hate

Fiscal-phobe!

Also:

Minimum wage deal emerging?

“Sen. Susan Collins is talking with colleagues on both sides of the aisle about a possible alternative that could raise the wage by a reasonable amount...” said Kevin Kelley, a spokesman for Collins.

Her most likely allies are Republican senators who helped to negotiate a bipartisan deal to extend unemployment benefits, including Sens. Dean Heller (Nev.), Lisa Murkowski (Alaska), Kelly Ayotte (N.H.) and Mark Kirk (Ill.).

The Hill


Apparently something incrementally less than the Democrat's preferred $10.10. Package to include tax incentives for hiring, because spending even more money is true fiscal conservatism.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2014 03:43 AM (kdS6q)

83 LA Times Three Marines stabbed during fight between Dodgers, Angels fans Officers said the incident apparently began when a woman wearing an Angels jersey got into a dispute with two people who were talking about the Dodgers. As the conflict grew, three Marines who were passing by attempted to come to the aid of the woman wearing the Angels jersey, but ended up being attacked and stabbed. http://tinyurl.com/ng85j4h

Posted by: panzernashorn at April 01, 2014 03:44 AM (/vO0r)

84 8.7 million for books about commie cats who don't know how to eat. We are truly...

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2014 03:45 AM (JdEZJ)

85 Remember, Jenny, you get zero points for 'nearly'.

-C

Posted by: cnation at April 01, 2014 03:45 AM (17ehG)

86 83  Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2014 07:43 AM (kdS6q)


I notice the MFM never mentions why the unions are pushing for that $10.10 and hour.  And it is not because people are actually working for the $7 an hour it currently is.



It is because the public service unions like SEIU get an automatic raise any time the damn minimum wage goes up.   And piss on Susan Collins and her gang of DIABLOs.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 03:46 AM (T2V/1)

87

@75.  Anything we can do to hasten the revolution....by: f'd

 

I don't really want a revolution, just a peaceful separation.

Posted by: Case at April 01, 2014 03:46 AM (9mWut)

88 Upper Room daily devotional: http://devotional.upperroom.org/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2014 03:46 AM (XyM/Y)

89

There's a port, on a western bay
And it serves a hundred ships a day
Lonely sailors pass the time away
And talk about their homes

And there's a girl in this harbor town
And she works layin' whiskey down
They say "Brandy, fetch another round"
She serves them whiskey and wine

Posted by: that 70s earworm at April 01, 2014 03:48 AM (3ZtZW)

90 Don't these shitheads realize that raising the minimum wage will cause the price of everything to go up? We have a bunch off imbeciles running the country. They have no concept of what it takes to run a business.

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2014 03:48 AM (JdEZJ)

91 There is a very simple test to determine if the Grail cup is real.

Let a homosexual drink from it.  If it's real, they be cured.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 01, 2014 03:50 AM (V70Uh)

92 @83 Well that's just brilliant, raise the cost of labor then subsidize businesses with tax money to make up for it. We truly are in the best of hands...

Posted by: Kreplach at April 01, 2014 03:50 AM (YVIpz)

93

"The Anchoress writes about finding a better term than "homophobia." (I tend to use anti-gay.)"

 

Both terms are equally nonsensical and rely upon drumming up a bogus victimisation argument that simply has no relevance.

 

When gays *fake* more hate crimes in a year than they actually suffer, it's pretty ridiculous to make an argument that people are "anti-gay."  People don't agree with the gay agenda - that's not the same thing as being "anti-gay."

Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at April 01, 2014 03:50 AM (U+vgB)

94 I'm afraid a seperation (which would be fine by me) will take a revolution. This time though it would really be about States' Rights.

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2014 03:50 AM (JdEZJ)

95 And continuing with States in Spring- Beautiful photos of Michigan in the Spring: http://tinyurl.com/qx5vaz2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 01, 2014 03:50 AM (XyM/Y)

96 So in the Ohio case the judge put a gag order on everything (Right to petition for redress of grievances, so 18th century) including the gag order itself. So who else thinks the judge is somehow involved in the fuckup and busy trying to cover his tracks as well. (I do!). It's a guess, but it follows from the evidence.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 01, 2014 03:52 AM (HDwDg)

97 BREAKING NEWS Ray Bonneville dead at 65.

Posted by: Ronan Farrow at April 01, 2014 03:54 AM (m3zod)

98 I am not anti-gay if that implies a person. I am anti-gay coercion and celebration of a lifestyle that is less than optimal; just as I am anti-divorce.

Posted by: Michael at April 01, 2014 03:54 AM (l/74m)

99 CIA officer confirms that Rice and Hillary lied about Benghazi. -Vic All together now, shrilly: At this point in time, what difference dioes it make? Posted by: mindful webworker — Ben who? at April 01, 2014 07:34 AM (WQhht) MWW-Do you have links for that?

Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2014 03:55 AM (gjOCp)

100 Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2014 06:55 AM (T2V/1) I still think InBev is behind this. (Or one of the other mega brewers.) The regs I've seen would require the drying of grain before it can be sold, which is expensive for medium sized brewers, but less so for the mega brewers (who probably already do that as a way to cut down on freight costs since they produce so much grain.) Since selling the grain offsets some beer production costs one of the Mega brewers is looking to hurt the small to medium breweries I guess.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 01, 2014 03:56 AM (HDwDg)

101
And this guy again:

Spike Lee has blasted a New York Times film critic who claimed his recent criticism of gentrification in Brooklyn was hypocritical because he lives on Manhattan's Upper East Side.

The filmmaker delivered an expletive-filled lecture at Pratt Institute for Black History Month in February about white 'hipsters' acting like Christopher Columbus and 'kill(ing) off the Native Americans' in the borough.

Commenting on the 7 minute rant, A.O. Scott wrote in Sunday's Times: 'As is often the case with Mr. Lee's public utterances, this one was a mixture of hyperbole, provocation and plain truth... What's the saying about people who live in glass brownstones?'

But the article incensed Lee so much that he penned an open letter Monday to the critic defending his Brooklyn credentials and his ability to comment on the changing face of the borough despite moving away.

'The Truth is The Truth. The Truth is The Light... The Truth is Gentrification is Great for the New Arrivals in Harlem, South Bronx, Bushwick, Red Hook, Bed-Stuy Do or Die and Fort Greene, and in many other cities across the U.S. But not so great for The Brown and Black Residents who have been in these Neighborhoods for decades and are being forced out, to the Suburbs, Down South or back to their Native Islands."

http://tinyurl.com/p8st29n



I gather by "Native Americans" he means Puerto Ricans, from the place where pretty much all the natives died out a few years after Columbus arrived over 500 years ago.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2014 03:58 AM (kdS6q)

102 91 Don't these shitheads realize that raising the minimum wage will cause the price of everything to go up? We have a bunch off imbeciles running the country. They have no concept of what it takes to run a business.

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2014 07:48 AM (JdEZJ)



As I said, nobody actually works for that "minimum" wage except for first time entry burger slingers and then only for a short time.  It should have very little impact on prices.



However, the Fed just announced that they will continue to hold interest rates at zero and print money from now until doomsday.  So the 20%+ inflation rate we have will continue because of that.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 03:58 AM (T2V/1)

103 Carol: I was quoting Vic's #11. Here: http://tinyurl.com/krm8cr8

Posted by: mindful webworker — me me meme at April 01, 2014 03:58 AM (WQhht)

104 People don't agree with the gay agenda - that's not the same thing as being "anti-gay." Posted by: Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus at April 01, 2014 07:50 AM (U+vgB) Exactly. Just as believing homosexuality is a sin is also not anti-gay, homophobic or hateful. But just try to get that through the head of some people.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 01, 2014 04:00 AM (KuUy9)

105 I'm anti-fuckfaced assholes who think that what they do in their bedrooms or highway rest stops gives them a special class of citizenship.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2014 04:00 AM (ZshNr)

106 Vic if I have to pay my employees more and maintain my bottom line then prices are going up.

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2014 04:01 AM (JdEZJ)

107

Shithead gay friend of a friend once called me a homophobe, at a party, in front of a bunch of people, because I said people shouldn't be forced to photograph/cater/participate in things they didn't agree with.

 

I stood up in front of him, looked him dead in the eye, and in my calm Clint Eastwood voice said "do you really think I'm afraid of you?"

 

The shock on his face was priceless.  He left the party in a manufactured huff and I've never seen or heard from him again.

Posted by: @JohnTant at April 01, 2014 04:01 AM (eytER)

108 All this homosexual talk makes my ass hurt.

Posted by: Ammo Dump at April 01, 2014 04:02 AM (GgPam)

109 108 Vic if I have to pay my employees more and maintain my bottom line then prices are going up.

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2014 08:01 AM (JdEZJ)



Your employees work for minimum wage?

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 04:02 AM (T2V/1)

110 Also, if I'm paying say $20 /hr and the min wage goes up 3$ don't you think everyone is going to want a 3$ raise?

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2014 04:03 AM (JdEZJ)

111 Think Geek, which has  some of the best products all year long, puts out an April Fools  Day  catalog  on their website, with the best products you can imagine for sale.

This year includes an Eye of Sauron desk lamp.  $300... I want.

And here we get lame Ronan Farrow jokes, which were lame yesterday...

I'm ashamed of you people. 

Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2014 04:04 AM (BeSEI)

112 112 Also, if I'm paying say $20 /hr and the min wage goes up 3$ don't you think everyone is going to want a 3$ raise?

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2014 08:03 AM (JdEZJ)



That is the union contract for gov workers. Everybody else may want a raise but with the job market the way it is they can want in one hand and shit in the other etc.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 04:05 AM (T2V/1)

113 No one has been a bigger supporter of the police that me. Given the avalanche of stories like that one from Ohio, it is time to put them back in their box.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2014 04:05 AM (659DL)

114 Thank you, Mindful Webworker. I didnÂ’t plan to be here this long & did not read VicÂ’s links. My mistake & IÂ’m sorry.

Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2014 04:05 AM (gjOCp)

115 No I pay a pretty good hourly rate but I'm saying that if you raise the baseline then everyone will want a raise. There needs to be a bottom end that is not determined by the government.

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2014 04:06 AM (JdEZJ)

116 The logic of homophobe doesn't even make sense. I don't have a fear of things that are the same. Oh no!! Two pens on my desk that are exactly the same!! *trembling

Posted by: Mainah at April 01, 2014 04:07 AM (659DL)

117 But the article incensed Lee so much that he penned an open letter Monday to the critic defending his Brooklyn credentials and his ability to comment on the changing face of the borough despite moving away.



Sheldon is always stepping on his tiny dick because he's such a sawed off pile of shit.  Maybe he should try and make some movies which don't insult the intelligence of the few people who bother to watch them with endings so contrived that nobody finds them plausible.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 01, 2014 04:08 AM (9uGT0)

118
Man allowed HYENA to eat his genitals because witch doctor told him it would make him rich

http://tinyurl.com/ovxzoha




[insert Obamacare joke here]

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2014 04:08 AM (kdS6q)

119 Since selling the grain offsets some beer production costs one of the Mega brewers is looking to hurt the small to medium breweries I guess.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 01, 2014 07:56 AM (HDwDg)



Oh come now, no big corporation would use their campaign contributions and staff of K Street lobbyist lawmakers and former members of  Congress to help create regulations out of thin air that would disadvantage competition in the free market!

Posted by: Boehner/Cantor/Ryan/McConnell/McCain/Ayotte/Graham at April 01, 2014 04:08 AM (o3MSL)

120

88: "I don't really want a revolution, just a peaceful separation."

 

Do you think they will let you, or more importantly your tax dollars leave peacefully?

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at April 01, 2014 04:09 AM (LJpVo)

121 107 -

That's not accurate.  It's public toilets  everywhere, not just highway rest stops.


You homophone, you.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 01, 2014 04:09 AM (BeSEI)

122 There needs to be a bottom end that is not determined by the government.

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2014 08:06 AM (JdEZJ)



We used to have that during the "Lochner Era" but then along came FDR and the court packing which resulted in West Coast Hotel v. Parrish (1937) which reversed Lochner and the "minimum wage took off.
 

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 04:09 AM (T2V/1)

123 Oh I get it:  Malor talking about homophobia and anti-gay is his April Fool's joke and he really isn't completely hung up on writing about it.


Well done, Sir.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 01, 2014 04:10 AM (9uGT0)

124 65. The other side of that coin... "CIA misled on interrogation program, Senate report" A report by the Senate Intelligence Committee concludes that the CIA misled the government and the public about aspects of its brutal interrogation program for years — concealing details about the severity of its methods, overstating the significance of plots and prisoners, and taking credit for critical pieces of intelligence that detainees had in fact surrendered before they were subjected to harsh techniques. “The CIA described [its program] repeatedly both to the Department of Justice and eventually to Congress as getting unique, otherwise unobtainable intelligence that helped disrupt terrorist plots and save thousands of lives,” said one U.S. official briefed on the report. “Was that actually true? The answer is no.” Officials said millions of records make clear that the CIA’s ability to obtain the most valuable intelligence against al-Qaeda had little, if anything, to do with “enhanced interrogation techniques.” “The CIA conflated what was gotten when, which led them to misrepresent the effectiveness of the program,” said a second U.S. official who has reviewed the report. The official described the persistence of such misstatements as among “the most damaging” of the committee’s conclusions. The report’s release also could resurrect a long-standing feud between the CIA and the FBI, where many officials were dismayed by the agency’s use of methods [of] torture. CIA veterans have expressed concern that the report reflects FBI biases. By Greg Miller, Adam Goldman and Ellen Nakashima, Published: March 31 http://tinyurl.com/ln666s2 I'm not surprised by the proof in the pudding, nor that it took so long in coming since 9/11/01 to the "American Spring" of 2014. The entire purpose of creating the DHS (with the obscene Patriot Act) was to purge miscommunications within the US Intelligence Community. THIS is not only a huge fail, but the deceitfully "sweet" propaganda sold to Americans -- to trust Bush's authoritarian post-constitutional administration. After all, the Bush family is swell, just the nicest bunch evah /smiley faced liberal fascism. A pox on those shared values which terminate Constitutional Governance. REQUIRE ACCOUNTABILITY, impartial justice, those most responsible be prosecuted and convicted of their crimes and corruptions in office. At the very least, kick them out of office!

Posted by: panzernashorn at April 01, 2014 04:11 AM (/vO0r)

125 Wages should be based on performance not some politicians idea of what's fair. I pay my people pretty well, by the job, and don't retain those that don't perform to expectations.

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2014 04:14 AM (JdEZJ)

126 I say we SHOULD  give them telephones!  That way they can call for help when furry creatures are trying to strangle them.

Posted by: Emily Litella at April 01, 2014 04:15 AM (BeSEI)

127 If the rules applying to private pensions were applied to public pensions it would be awesome to see the taxpayer reaction. Silly band-aids like Emmanuel's in Chicago would go by the wayside. Illinois, and by extension Chicago, public pensions are often said to be in worse shape than any other state, but as everyone here probably knows, CALPERS has drawn the most notice. http://bit.ly/1jvzmJk

Posted by: MTF at April 01, 2014 04:16 AM (0Pvno)

128 This minimum wage crap has nothing to do with low wage people.

It is yet one more push by unions..unions whose members in some cases make $15-$20 per hour.

Why?  Because thousands of union contracts use minimum wage in their calculation of base pay.  It could be "minimum wage plus $5" or "150% of minimum wage".  A boost to the fed minimum wage would mean an automatic raise for all these union workers, or at the very least, would force new contract negotiations.

People earning minimum wage that are not teenagers make up about 1.5% of workers.  This is not about them.. it's about the millions of workers in the SEIU and other service unions.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at April 01, 2014 04:16 AM (b/lt+)

129 If someone's work is worth 1$ an hour I should be able to pay them that. If they don't like it then they need to either work harder/smarter or find another job.

Posted by: f'd at April 01, 2014 04:16 AM (JdEZJ)

130 My mistake & IÂ’m sorry. - Carol Now, Carol: Love - and being among the Horde - means never having to say you're sorry. :: flutters eyelashes :: Seriously, this is such a mixed-up medium, it's a wonder any of us can follow threads. Repeating info like links is part of the process, for which I'm grateful as I miss so much.

Posted by: mindful webworker — call me Senator at April 01, 2014 04:18 AM (LM9t5)

131 CNN just announced that 404Care reached 7 million sign ups. I'd say unbelievable, but as I predicted yesterday, they'll get whatever numbers they need. We are now the NEW USSR—period! We no longer have an independent press. Maybe I was naive to think there was hope that we'd get some sort of honesty.
THE WEB SITE WAS DOWN YESTERDAY, and yet, miraculously, zippycare managed to reach that magic number. Game over, man!

Posted by: Travis McGee at April 01, 2014 04:18 AM (Ph479)

132 I've always considered myself anti-shitty dick. It's true; I don't want anyone's shit on my dick, nor do I want my shit on someone else's dick. And, I'm not so keen about shitty dick parades, or seeing a bunch of shitty dicks on TV, or listen to a bunch of shitty dick lovers tell me I'm an asshole for not celebrating their fecalled phalluses. How 'bout y'all just keep that shit to yourselves. And, God bless you. Now, leave me alone.

Posted by: Mr Whipple's Rotting Corpse at April 01, 2014 04:18 AM (bUmSq)

133
And a two-fer

Rand Paul Blames the U.S. for World War II - Jennifer Rubin, Wash Post
http://tinyurl.com/n63mbn4

Rubin's Amazingly Dishonest Paul Hit Piece - David Harsanyi, Federalist
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ofrj74s




Because we've all noticed Team Republican unsheathing the knives against Paul this week.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2014 04:18 AM (kdS6q)

134 I say why pay  them at all!  Let them starve, get rid of some of the surplus population, and be done with it.

Good day, sir!

Posted by: E. Scrooge at April 01, 2014 04:19 AM (BeSEI)

135

Between the minimum wage hikes and the soon to be anmnesty, everyone around me will have to start doing their own lawns again.

 

Yes, yes. I denounce myself.

 

But it looks like a return to the old ways will be a boon for enterprising kids. Maybe getting my son a lawnmower will be a better gift than he would otherwise think...

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at April 01, 2014 04:20 AM (LJpVo)

136 Homotedium?

Posted by: Dang at April 01, 2014 04:20 AM (MNq6o)

137 133 -

Why, it's an April Fools Day miracle, it is!

I say someone is going to get an April Fools Day goose, they are. 

Posted by: E. Scrooge at April 01, 2014 04:21 AM (BeSEI)

138 I am the ghost of Apri Fools Past.

Posted by: Jimmy Cahtuh and the vicious attack rabbit at April 01, 2014 04:24 AM (LM9t5)

139 Watched The Walking Dead season finale last night and found it anti-climactic. Also, in other television news, upon the rewatching of season 1 of Lost, I re-realized what a steaming pile of crap the ending is. So many things you think are important or you'll get answers to just fall by the wayside.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 01, 2014 04:24 AM (x1L8S)

140 Huge month for the 2nd amendment in Hawaiistan on the 24th The case the appeals court tossed goes back up

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 04:24 AM (SMP3h)

141

@122-Do you think they will let you..by: Azenogoth

 

Of course not.  But what I want and what I get are two separate things.  And I know there are parts of the country that want this leftist commie government that we have.  I don't care that some people are leftist commies, but why drag the rest of us into it?  Less government=more freedom.

Posted by: Case at April 01, 2014 04:24 AM (jhRZ+)

142 125. Captain, Gabe's lame/best effort at "in your face" falls under the Colbert category with 'the Ching-Chong Ding-Dong Foundation for Sensitivity to Orientals or Whatever' that does not amuse, nor is intended to amuse the target or those designated as mere collateral damage. /Malor redistributing rage by shares? http://tinyurl.com/no8243s

Posted by: panzernashorn at April 01, 2014 04:24 AM (/vO0r)

143 Because we've all noticed Team Republican unsheathing the knives against Paul this week.

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 01, 2014 08:18 AM (kdS6q)



Nothing says "conservative" like being a Whoreyweird studio attorney.   Rubin obviously didn't get the Fat RINO Bastard's message that Repubs have to stop with the circular firing squad nonsense.  Oh wait a second, that's only for the benefit of him and Jebby.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 01, 2014 04:25 AM (9uGT0)

144 CNN just announced that 404Care reached 7 million sign ups. I'd say unbelievable, I call bullshit. On what exchange? What exchange works?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2014 04:26 AM (lUXJH)

145 Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2014 08:26 AM (lUXJH) Yeah, a million sign ups in 1 day would be quite the feat. I'm guessing they mean a million people visited the site

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 01, 2014 04:28 AM (HDwDg)

146 I say we also do away withe the "Haters" or "H8R" slur as well. Just because I don't agree with you doesn't mean it's because of hate. Heck, I don't even hate your opinion, I just don't agree. For actually reasons other than emotions 'n stuff.

Yeah, I won't hold my breath.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2014 04:29 AM (udjuE)

147 Maybe a million people watched that stupid commercial with Lebron James and wondered what kind of a fucking idiot would squander his reputation and look like an ignorant pinhead by supporting something he doesn't have a clue about.  Technical foul, Lebron.

Posted by: Captain Hate at April 01, 2014 04:30 AM (9uGT0)

148 I'm guessing they mean a million people visited the site Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 01, 2014 08:28 AM (HDwDg) Heck, *that* would be a feat in itself. Yahoo! is celebrating Obamacare's use of *radio* as an outreach tool. Yay progress?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 01, 2014 04:30 AM (GDulk)

149 147. Agreed You'll never see the numbers for the young healthy sign ups who actually paid They're the ones the program needs to avoid the collapse of the health system

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 04:31 AM (aYJgz)

150 BREAKING NEWS Ray Wylie Hubbard dead at 67.

Posted by: Ronan Farrow at April 01, 2014 04:31 AM (m3zod)

151 Jeopardy, Ken Jennings took an ass whipping on twitter last night after channelling Breitbart's and Reagan's ghost to mock Breitbart and Tea Party.

Posted by: Madamex at April 01, 2014 04:31 AM (nyxIq)

152 I see Zuckerberg has made 3.3 $BILLION from his FB stock (link at Drudge).  That assures his little weasel face will be shaping the political landscape for decades to come.  Our version of Soros, with massive funds for 1000+ "foundations" to accelerate and push the progressive agenda.  But the R's are the party of the rich, right?

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2014 04:31 AM (tsGZY)

153 Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2014 08:26 AM (lUXJH)

And teh main govt exchange was down due to "extended planned maintenance" tweaks yesterday!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 01, 2014 04:32 AM (o3MSL)

154 Ray Liotta passed away.

Posted by: Ronan Farrow April Fools at April 01, 2014 04:32 AM (Aif/5)

155 Huron County, Ohio Sheriff Dept. rush wrong address, handcuff innocent man in his own home, realize their mistake so they leave him lying on the floor for 20 minutes. Go figure. WHAT IS the "correct" posture to take at home when you hear someone yell "Your County Sheriff" and break down your door? Freeze...or fall to the earth in submission to your masters. You'll not be given the opportunity to open the door and identify yourself properly. It wasn't as if the law enforcement had a clerical error typed wrong address that they "served". "Police misconduct in Ohio." Collins, 26, said he was watching TV when he heard someone yell, “Huron County Sheriff” outside his door. “As soon as I stood up, they bum-rushed the door and threw me on the ground at gunpoint,” Collins said.

Posted by: panzernashorn at April 01, 2014 04:32 AM (/vO0r)

156 148 I say we also do away withe the "Haters" or "H8R" slur as well. No can do Think of football season at the HQ Soooooo many bears H8Rs

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 04:33 AM (aYJgz)

157 I say we also do away withe the "Haters" or "H8R" slur as well. Just because I don't agree with you doesn't mean it's because of hate. Heck, I don't even hate your opinion, I just don't agree. For actually reasons other than emotions 'n stuff. That's kinda bossy.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2014 04:33 AM (lUXJH)

158 >>That's kinda bossy.

*Points finger at rick223* H8RRRRR!!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2014 04:34 AM (udjuE)

159 Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 01, 2014 08:30 AM (GDulk) I do think radio is an underutilized medium for outreach and advertising, especially during commute times. But this is not one of those things. Even giving O'Care the best chances (which is overly generous to say the least) you need to capture people and convert them fairly quickly. Capturing people in their car (where radio dominates) is not going to covert anyone.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 01, 2014 04:35 AM (HDwDg)

160 I call bullshit. On what exchange? What exchange works?

Who the f knows? All I'm saying is that they were going to get their numbers. Yesterday, I mentioned the unemployment rate dropping .3% just before the election in 2012. They always seem to get the numbers they need to claim success at just the right time. Anyone who disputes the validity of those numbers is rooting for failure or talking down the economy. I'm not into conspiracies, but I'm not into coincidences, either. FTR, I don't believe these numbers. Unfortunately, we'll only find out the truth when it doesn't matter.

Posted by: Travis McGee at April 01, 2014 04:35 AM (Ph479)

161 Morning all. Happy 'Don't Trust a Damn Thing the Horde Posts' Day!

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 04:35 AM (fWAjv)

162 yes, we'll buy carp, from the Second Church Committee report, from someone who leaked the location of a drone base we were using in Afghanistan,

Posted by: Corolianus Snow at April 01, 2014 04:35 AM (Jsiw/)

163 Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2014 08:29 AM (udjuE)

I'd almost prefer that the word "anti-" be disallowed, so that statements would have to be couched in "pro-" terms:

Pro-abortion  ~  Pro-life

Pro-homo  ~  Pro-hetero

Pro-socialism  ~  Pro-Constitutional Governance

and the list goes on

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 01, 2014 04:36 AM (o3MSL)

164 The Hunt is on for another Ft. Hood would be jihadi.


http://tinyurl.com/k5af4lh

Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2014 06:53 AM (T2V/1)




Note to the military:


If someone goes by the last   name of "Muhammad Abdullah   Hassan?"   Just say no.   

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 01, 2014 04:37 AM (4df7R)

165 Mornin' morons

Posted by: Misanthopic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 04:37 AM (HVff2)

166

157: "Collins, 26, said he was watching TV when he heard someone yell, “Huron County Sheriff” outside his door. “As soon as I stood up, they bum-rushed the door and threw me on the ground at gunpoint,” Collins said."

 

For this and other reasons, when I build my retirement home (if I make it that far), I will no shit, be building a moat with drawbridge around that motherfucker.

 

If the enforcers want to come knocking, they will need to bring their choppers.

Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at April 01, 2014 04:37 AM (OJn3e)

167 Good morning Horde. What fresh hell?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 04:37 AM (da5Wo)

168 Headlines Putin apologizes for Crimea "Error" N Korea opens borders, closes camps Palestinian leaders praise Israel, pledge peace Iran gives up nuclear program Congress set to repeal Obamacare, de-fund EPA Republicans nominate Palin/Gowdy for 2016 Prez run Obama resigns, turns state's evidence; Holder imprisoned Michelle says, eat whatever the f you want, what business is out of mine?

Posted by: The Ghost of April Fools Present at April 01, 2014 04:37 AM (RNijH)

169 Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2014 08:31 AM (tsGZY) Eh, there's an equally likely chance he merely gets stoned and stays out of politics too. It depends on if he decides he wants to be hedonistic, or controlling.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 01, 2014 04:37 AM (HDwDg)

170 Capturing people in their car (where radio dominates) is not going to covert anyone.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 01, 2014 08:35 AM (HDwDg)


Don't underestimate those CIA hypnosis techniques!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 01, 2014 04:37 AM (o3MSL)

171 Captured on film... leftist reaction to sexist, racist, homophobic 'slurs' http://tinyurl.com/p5ksehv

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 04:37 AM (fWAjv)

172 good morning

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at April 01, 2014 04:37 AM (u8GsB)

173 CNN just announced that 404Care reached 7 million sign ups. Yes, and I am Scarlett Johansson.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2014 04:38 AM (659DL)

174 Gabe - If I stand for traditional marriage between one man and one woman, if I believe people that businesses have the right to do the same, if I believe churches have the right to do the same, and if I believe school children should not be exposed to homosexual practices and behaviors, am I anti-gay? Honest question.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2014 04:38 AM (oMKp3)

175 Note to the military: If someone goes by the last name of "Muhammad Abdullah Hassan?" Just say no. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 01, 2014 08:37 AM (4df7R) That's awfully bossy of you Beth. As well as being judgmental. And profiling.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 04:39 AM (da5Wo)

176 176. H8R!!!!!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 04:40 AM (aYJgz)

177 BREAKING NEWS Ray Benson dead at 63.

Posted by: Ronan Farrow at April 01, 2014 04:40 AM (m3zod)

178 "Homophobe" = "Racist" I am pro-family. I am against all promiscuous lifestyles, whatever genders are involved, and I am against the sexualization and objectification of human beings. I am also against easy "no-fault" divorce, specially where there are children involved. Our culture has de-stigmatized way too many hurtful choices. Bring back some guilt, stigma, and shame and maybe people will stop acting like damn idiots.

Posted by: votermom at April 01, 2014 04:40 AM (GSIDW)

179 >>I'd almost prefer that the word "anti-" be disallowed, so that statements would have to be couched in "pro-" terms.

Yes!
But since the Left are masters at changing the language to shape the debate it will never happen. People hurl slurs like "homophobic" to stop the debate, to declare the person(s) who disagree with them as nothing more than  irrationally hateful person(s). It's a tactic, not a desire to correctly label something.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2014 04:40 AM (udjuE)

180 Soooooo many bears H8Rs Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 08:33 AM (aYJgz) And so damn proud of that Joe, Your Favorite Packer Fan.......

Posted by: Misanthopic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 04:40 AM (HVff2)

181 Sounds like we've got a bunch of Bull Connor's up in heeyah.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2014 04:41 AM (ZshNr)

182 Honest question.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2014 08:38 AM (oMKp3)


I don't believe honest questions are allowed in the discussion of pseudo-rights as the wrong (or at least the non-PC) answer might result!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 01, 2014 04:41 AM (o3MSL)

183 Drudge links to an article about a Klan recruitment drive. Really?? Those people are still around? Could it be a Dem dirty tricks operation? Twould be a good time for it. Just wondered what the Morons think.

Posted by: Emily at April 01, 2014 04:41 AM (7Rn+/)

184 182. Would have you or GW any other way It keeps football fun

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 04:42 AM (aYJgz)

185 This is    such bullshit.


US To Require rear cameras in all vehicles by 2018

Detroit News: http://tinyurl.com/kjkxyam



Washington — The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration on Monday finalized long-delayed rules that will require automakers to install back-up cameras in all vehicles by May 2018.


The new rules set rear visibility standards that automakers will initially be able to meet only by installing cameras. At the same time, major automakers said Monday they are petitioning the Obama administration to let them end the use of side view mirrors if they install cameras that could perform the same task — a move that could improve fuel efficiency.


Since it was first proposed, the cost of hardware has come down as more cameras have been added to certain models. Honda Motor Co. and Subaru Motor Co. both announced they are making the cameras standard in all vehicles, and they will be standard on the 2015 Ford Focus, due out later this year....



Fuck that.   Let me keep my side mirrors.     If a side mirror breaks, you tape it back on.   If a back-up camera breaks, or the monitor you view it on breaks, you spend hundreds of fucking dollars getting it fixed.   


Again:  FUCK.  THAT.


Fuck you, gubmint.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 01, 2014 04:42 AM (4df7R)

186 The entire Chicago Bears roster has died.

Posted by: Ronan Farrow April Fools at April 01, 2014 04:42 AM (Aif/5)

187 Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2014 08:38 AM (oMKp3) Probably. I've become more cynical such that I believe in traditional marriage, but figure we should just get the government the fuck out of defining "marriage" in general. Churches have the right to do whatever want in that area. And parents should be the ones teaching about sexuality, not schools. And I've been told that makes me anti-gay by some liberals I know.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 01, 2014 04:42 AM (HDwDg)

188 Eh, there's an equally likely chance he merely gets stoned and stays out of politics too. It depends on if he decides he wants to be hedonistic, or controlling.

--

If only. He's already been involved, with visits to the WH and a big commercial push for amnesty.  The kid isn't going anywhere, except to throw his money and growing influence around in spectacular fashion.  He's another idealistic progressive...but a very, very, very rich one.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2014 04:43 AM (tsGZY)

189 It's a tactic, not a desire to correctly label something.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2014 08:40 AM (udjuE)


And a tactic our GOPe betters willingly accept in any debate or TV appearance!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 01, 2014 04:43 AM (o3MSL)

190 185 Drudge links to an article about a Klan recruitment drive. Really?? Those people are still around? Could it be a Dem dirty tricks operation? Twould be a good time for it. Just wondered what the Morons think. Posted by: Emily at April 01, 2014 08:41 AM (7Rn+/) Yeah, it still exists, but in a small and meaningless way. Sorta like the Constitution these days.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 04:43 AM (da5Wo)

191 That's awfully bossy of you Beth. As well as being judgmental. And profiling.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 08:39 AM (da5Wo)




They don't call me  "Bossy Beth" for nothing y'know!

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 01, 2014 04:43 AM (4df7R)

192 Posted by: Hrothgar at April 01, 2014 08:37 AM (o3MSL) Stupid wireless keyboard....

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 01, 2014 04:43 AM (HDwDg)

193 It's great to know that we can't survive without rear view cameras. We are a profoundly unserious people.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2014 04:44 AM (659DL)

194 185. On the Klan I hate to say it but why the hell not It's their right to do their thing I personally think they are idiots of course

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 04:44 AM (aYJgz)

195 185 Drudge links to an article about a Klan recruitment drive. Really?? Those people are still around? Could it be a Dem dirty tricks operation? Twould be a good time for it. Just wondered what the Morons think. Posted by: Emily at April 01, 2014 08:41 AM (7Rn+/) Klan recruitment drive? Perhaps the Dems are reviving one of their first community organizations.

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 04:44 AM (fWAjv)

196 Yay on the article V convention process! If there are the requisite number of states, the US congress has to call for a convention regardless of personal feelings. I would say for the States to do it I regard less if congress decides to not acknowledge it.

Posted by: NWConservative at April 01, 2014 04:44 AM (my8YV)

197 188 The entire Chicago Bears roster has died. Posted by: Ronan Farrow April Fools at April 01, 2014 08:42 AM (Aif/5) So their odds of getting a ring this year improved?

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 04:45 AM (fWAjv)

198 Yes, and I am Scarlett Johansson.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2014 08:38 AM (659DL)

 

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 04:45 AM (DrWcr)

199 187. My rear view camera is me turning around when I back up

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 04:46 AM (aYJgz)

200 The klan....... Pfftt, pussies.

Posted by: New Black Panther Party at April 01, 2014 04:46 AM (Aif/5)

201 Fuck you, gubmint.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 01, 2014 08:42 AM (4df7R)



Beth, I know you will overjoyed to know that soon rear view cameras will be a requirement as part of your vehicle safety inspection!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 01, 2014 04:46 AM (o3MSL)

202 Posted by: Lady in Black at April 01, 2014 08:43 AM (tsGZY) Meh, he's caught up in celebrity president worship. As for amnesty, I can't figure out his actions there (more cheap programmers maybe?). Interestingly he's not using facebook to push Obamacare non stop. His giving has been targeted to offset bad PR before. I'm not saying he won't become another Soros, I'm saying I'm not sure he has Soros's seething hatred that gives him his longevity .

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 01, 2014 04:47 AM (HDwDg)

203 grammie, Gabe won't answer you, but my guess is yes. You are anti-gay, homophobic, bigoted and anti-civil rights. This also applies if you believe homosexual acts are sins.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 01, 2014 04:47 AM (k/Mc/)

204 Jennifer Rubin has always been a media whore. No surprise, from her own account, she personifies Ezekiel 16:33. "Men give gifts to all prostitutes, but you gave your gifts to all your lovers, bribing them to come to you from every side with your whorings."

Posted by: panzernashorn at April 01, 2014 04:47 AM (/vO0r)

205 British sniper in Afghanistan kills six Taliban with one bullet
Lance Corporal in the Coldstream Guards hit trigger switch of suicide bomber whose device then exploded, Telegraph learns


UK Telegraph:  http://tinyurl.com/pzsuqja



A British sniper in Afghanistan killed six insurgents with a single bullet after hitting the trigger switch of a suicide bomber whose device then exploded, The Telegraph has learnt.


The 20-year-old marksman, a Lance Corporal in the Coldstream Guards, hit his target from 930 yards (850 metres) away, killing the suicide bomber and five others around him caught in the blast.


The incident in Kakaran in southern Afghanistan happened in December but has only now been disclosed as Britain moves towards the withdrawal of all combat soldiers by the end of the year.


Lt Col Richard Slack, commanding officer of 9/12 Royal Lancers, said the unnamed sharpshooter prevented a major attack by the Taliban, as a second suicide vest packed with 20kg (44lbs) of explosives was found nearby.


The same sniper, with his first shot on the tour of duty, killed a Taliban machine-gunner from 1,465 yards (1,340m)...



That's what I call economy of    resources.   

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 01, 2014 04:48 AM (4df7R)

206 I unequivocally oppose the gay agenda - their demands to have their "lifestyle" normalized, promoted, sanctioned, and sanctified; their efforts to press others into service on their behalf; and their demonization of those who oppose their agenda.  If that makes me "anti-gay" then so be it.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 04:48 AM (DrWcr)

207 Again: FUCK. THAT. Fuck you, gubmint. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 01, 2014 08:42 AM (4df7R) But this will save 0.0000588 percent of the population per year!! (serious on that number)

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 04:48 AM (fWAjv)

208 48 You article V deceptatrons have no idea. That thing is Obama's fundamental change on steroids. The liberal activists left (minority) controls congress, the executive branch, the judicial system, the news media, education and state and local everything and you dishonest bastards want to open up an Art V convention to rewrite the constitution. Posted by: The Exhausted Smithie at April 01, 2014 07:20 AM (Ebdyw) And you have absolutely no clue what you are talking about.

Posted by: NWConservative at April 01, 2014 04:48 AM (my8YV)

209 199. So their odds of getting a ring this year improved? Oh damn Just wait When cutler is holding the Super Bowl MVP trophy I will be savoring the sweet sweet tears of all the H8Rs

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 04:48 AM (aYJgz)

210 >>Eh, there's an equally likely chance he merely gets stoned and stays out
of politics too. It depends on if he decides he wants to be
hedonistic, or controlling.

Isn't he one of the guys bankrolling that fake "conservative" group pushing hard for immigration reform/amnesty? Marco Rubio narrates the radio ads for the group.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2014 04:48 AM (udjuE)

211

British sniper in Afghanistan kills six Taliban with one bullet
Lance Corporal in the Coldstream Guards hit trigger switch of suicide bomber whose device then exploded, Telegraph learns

 

This man will never have to pay for his own beer ever again.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 04:48 AM (DrWcr)

212 205 grammie, Gabe won't answer you, but my guess is yes. You are anti-gay, homophobic, bigoted and anti-civil rights. This also applies if you believe homosexual acts are sins. Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 01, 2014 08:47 AM (k/Mc/) Well, I guess I'm stuck with that label then. Doesn't much matter. Here I stand.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2014 04:49 AM (oMKp3)

213

@ 176

 

Yes...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at April 01, 2014 04:49 AM (GjPnA)

214 So the FBI is looking for a FT Hood copycat wannabe. I got a bat shit crazy idea that could neutralize that threat. Let the military carry sidearms on base.

Posted by: Crazy I Know at April 01, 2014 04:49 AM (Aif/5)

215 Beth, I know you will overjoyed to know that soon rear view cameras will be a requirement as part of your vehicle safety inspection!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 01, 2014 08:46 AM (o3MSL)




I will cut a bitch.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 01, 2014 04:50 AM (4df7R)

216 201 187. My rear view camera is me turning around when I back up -- No kidding. I have been wondering lately if one can buy a NEW car without bells & whistles - I'm talking minimal electronics - including crank-down windows.

Posted by: votermom at April 01, 2014 04:50 AM (GSIDW)

217 BREAKING NEWS The band Sugar Ray has died after 18 years together.

Posted by: Ronan Farrow at April 01, 2014 04:50 AM (m3zod)

218 Posted by: Azenogoth (Freedom or Fire) Est. 1836 at April 01, 2014 08:37 AM (OJn3e) heh, no joke.

Posted by: panzernashorn at April 01, 2014 04:50 AM (/vO0r)

219 You and me both grammie, you and me both. It doesn't even faze me anymore.

Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 01, 2014 04:51 AM (k/Mc/)

220 Posted by: NWConservative at April 01, 2014 08:44 AM (my8YV)


I must say that although I think an Article V convention may be our only hope, it may not turn out as well as we would like. 


Just look at the sheer number of thoroughly corrupt and stupid politicians that have been elected at the local, state, and national levels and rest assured that far too many of them will be participants, if not players, in such a Convention.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 01, 2014 04:51 AM (o3MSL)

221 Just wait When cutler is holding the Super Bowl MVP trophy I will be savoring the sweet sweet tears of all the H8Rs Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 08:48 AM (aYJgz) LMAO, you are so funny when you are fucked up Joe. I'm still waiting for my bottle of valu-rite from last years bet. Double or nothing this year on Packers/Bears? Cubs/Brewers don't matter much to me.

Posted by: Misanthopic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 04:51 AM (HVff2)

222 Hah, I remember when the standard car had only one mirror and it was inside the car.  If you wanted and outside mirror it was an option and only for the left side. 


There is a lot of shit on cars now that used to be not there.  One reason why a 1958 Ford cost $1500 and one now of the same size costs $30,000. of course tha mjor reason is the combination of unions and the goverment printing presses beginning in the 70s. .

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 04:52 AM (T2V/1)

223 1) Israeli spy Jonathan Pollard will be released before the first Passover seder on Monday April 14. 2) The negotiations will continue into 2015, during which time the Palestinians will commit themselves not to engage in diplomatic warfare against Israel by going to international organizations for recognition. 3) Israel will release the fourth batch of 26 Palestinians convicted of terror acts before the 1993 Oslo Accords. Some Israeli-Arabs will be included in the release, although it is not yet certain how many. 4) Israel will release an additional 400 Palestinian prisoners during the continuing negotiation period. These prisoners will be picked by Israel, will include many minors and women, and will not include those with "blood on their hands." 5) Israel will "exercise restraint" in releasing government tenders for new homes in the West Bank, meaning that it will issue no new government tenders for housing in Judea and Samaria. This policy will not include Jewish neighborhoods in Jerusalem beyond the Green Line. This policy will also exclude public building projects such as roads. Israel has rejected a total settlement freeze. IF this goes thru it will be TERRIBLE, a real SHANDA. Israel's security has NOTHING to do with Pollard and this is like selling Israel for a few sheckels of gold. Even Pollard is against this! Jonathan Pollard does not want to be freed from a US jail in exchange for Palestinians prisoners, Housing Minister Uri Ariel said Tuesday. Ariel told Army Radio that people close to Pollard have told him that the convicted spy opposes such a "shameful deal." Ariel, a member of the far-right Bayit Yehudi party told the radio that he, too, is against the release of murderers for Pollard. (AP)

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2014 04:52 AM (t3UFN)

224 But this will save 0.0000588 percent of the population per year!! (serious on that number)

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 08:48 AM (fWAjv)



Don't even get me started.   Just... ARRRRGH!!!



I love how the automakers    want to then get rid of side mirrors because it would improve fuel economy.   Seriously?   Is the wind resistance and weight of a pair of side mirrors REALLY so much that getting rid of them is going to improve fuel economy    to a degree that it's worth it to be rid of them?   REALLY?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 01, 2014 04:52 AM (4df7R)

225 Let the military carry loaded sidearms on base.

Posted by: Crazy I Know at April 01, 2014 08:49 AM (Aif/5)

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 01, 2014 04:52 AM (o3MSL)

226 219. I think ford makes base cars like that I'll see when I get my new one in june

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 04:53 AM (aYJgz)

227 Husband has been a regional manager for a large retailer for fifteen years. I assure you that any minimum wage increase will seriously fkuc up the retail sector. As others have pointed out, the entire wage structure for all hourly employees will have to respond. And that money will have to come from somewhere. Most retail operations run on extremely thin margins in highly competitive markets. The money isn't there unless they raise prices.

Posted by: Republic of Texas 2: Electric Boogaloo at April 01, 2014 04:53 AM (Gk2GE)

228 I hope everyone has a nice day. I have to go get ready for work. Maybe I will see some on the ONT tonight. There a a person that is being a jerk lately about Admiral Denton. I think itÂ’s a he but we canÂ’t be sure. HeÂ’s pissing off people. I donÂ’t come here to pissed off at others. I have left last two ONTs because of this jerk.

Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2014 04:53 AM (gjOCp)

229 223 Posted by: NWConservative at April 01, 2014 08:44 AM (my8YV) I must say that although I think an Article V convention may be our only hope, it may not turn out as well as we would like. -------------------------------------------- It probably wouldn't turn out exactly how we want it. But, I'm willing to give it a try. Because the assholes in Washington never learned math and manners. Get the fuck out of our lives and quit spending us into bankruptcy.

Posted by: Misanthopic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 04:54 AM (HVff2)

230 I love how the automakers want to then get rid of side mirrors because it would improve fuel economy. Seriously? Is the wind resistance and weight of a pair of side mirrors REALLY so much that getting rid of them is going to improve fuel economy to a degree that it's worth it to be rid of them? REALLY?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 01, 2014 08:52 AM (4df7R)

 

It's not like you wimminz use them anyway!

 

*ducks*

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 04:54 AM (DrWcr)

231 I have been wondering lately if one can buy a NEW car without bells & whistles - I'm talking minimal electronics - including crank-down windows.

Posted by: votermom at April 01, 2014 08:50 AM (GSIDW)



Right???    To me, all the fancy    electronic shit is just     more expensive stuff that can and WILL break,  and then be costly to repair.   I'll take my manual door locks and crank windows, thank you very much.   I am not so lazy    nor   so    weak that I can't   roll down a g-ddamn window.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 01, 2014 04:54 AM (4df7R)

232 224. Oh hell yeah And to sweeten the pot.... A pound of bacon

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 04:54 AM (aYJgz)

233 229 219. I think ford makes base cars like that I'll see when I get my new one in june. -- Cool. Let us know what you think of em.

Posted by: votermom at April 01, 2014 04:55 AM (GSIDW)

234 This man will never have to pay for his own beer ever again.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 08:48 AM (DrWcr)


Can we start a tip jar for this dude?

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 01, 2014 04:55 AM (o3MSL)

235 I have been wondering lately if one can buy a NEW car without bells & whistles - I'm talking minimal electronics - including crank-down windows. Posted by: votermom at April 01, 2014 08:50 AM (GSIDW) Doubtful. With the myriad safety standards and EPA regs I would think a lot of that crap is mandatory.

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 04:55 AM (fWAjv)

236
It's not like you wimminz use them anyway!

*ducks*

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 08:54 AM (DrWcr)



*GLARE*    Did you not see my comment about how Imma cut a bitch?  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 01, 2014 04:55 AM (4df7R)

237 235 224. Oh hell yeah And to sweeten the pot.... A pound of bacon Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 08:54 AM (aYJgz Make mine Patrick Cudahy :-)

Posted by: Misanthopic Humanitarian at April 01, 2014 04:57 AM (HVff2)

238 Just a reminder.  Any Article V amendments STILL have to be ratified by 3/4s of the States.

Last time I checked, there are at least 13 blue states.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 01, 2014 04:57 AM (V70Uh)

239

Get rid  of sidewiew mirrors?  That's crazy.

 

Will the NHTSA  also require NASCAR-like spotters in towers all along every  major thoroughfare?

 

"Clear  on the high side."

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 01, 2014 04:57 AM (BAS5M)

240

>>>CNN just announced that 404Care reached 7 million sign ups. I'd say unbelievable,

 

7 million, hmm?

 

*scratches chin*

Posted by: A. Hitler at April 01, 2014 04:57 AM (3ZtZW)

241 NCJ _Samardzija looked good yesterday. Too bad it wasn't enough to keep the inevitable from happening.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2014 04:57 AM (oMKp3)

242 234. Right??? To me, all the fancy electronic shit is just more expensive stuff that can and WILL break, and then be costly to repair. I'll take my manual door locks and crank windows, thank you very much. I am not so lazy nor so weak that I can't roll down a g-ddamn window. -- Seriously. Cars are the worst, but even appliances like washing machines, dryers, refrigerators. Old style stuff you can fix; the electronics in the new ones just break and then you are SOL.

Posted by: votermom at April 01, 2014 04:57 AM (GSIDW)

243 Instead of homophobia, I'm gonna go with 'get over the gay shit already, OK?  Be gay!  I don't need to hear about it 24/7 - 365.'


Rolls right off the tongue.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 01, 2014 04:57 AM (BZAd3)

244 234. The only perm I need is heated car seats I love my heated car seat Gets cold around Xmas

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 04:57 AM (WLpAT)

245 Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 08:55 AM (fWAjv)

There's a reason I have a number of pre-2000 vehicles up on cinder blocks in my side yard.

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 01, 2014 04:58 AM (o3MSL)

246 » I am against all promiscuous lifestyles, whatever genders are involved.... -votermom That's the big secret. shhh. There's nothing really particularly wrong with promiscuity per se, the natural inclination of the human monkey. Other than threat to health, emotional injury, spiritual debilitation, deleterious long-term effects on subsequent generations, and the undermining of home and family, the basic foundation of civilization and humanity's only hope of advance. I did not understand this when younger (and, alas, still when older). I "questioned authority." My experience was: valid authority has a way of wising one up. Eventually. At a cost.

Posted by: mindful webworker -but wiser! at April 01, 2014 04:58 AM (pK8nF)

247 So my mom is watching the opening day game of the Pittsburgh Pirates. I said it was boring (0-0). She changed the channel... We then ended up on the news a minute or two later, and they said the Pirates had just won ...

Posted by: Baldy at April 01, 2014 04:58 AM (2bql3)

248 246 Instead of homophobia, I'm gonna go with 'get over the gay shit already, OK? Be gay! I don't need to hear about it 24/7 - 365.'


Rolls right off the tongue.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 01, 2014 08:57 AM (BZAd3)

 

Phrasing!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 04:58 AM (DrWcr)

249 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 01, 2014 08:54 AM (4df7R) My 2007 Chevy aveo has precisely 0 features. It did have a radio (which was a nice add on) but no tape deck or CD player. While the simplicity is nice, Power locks would be helpful when trying to let people in my car (especially if they have to throw something in the back seat.) At the very least a trunk release would be nice so I don't have to turn off the car, get out, open the trunk with the key then get back in. (That doesn't even have to have any "power" a spring release would work.) I can take or leave power windows, I come and go from parking garages a lot, so it'd be convenient, when I'm juggling my badge and such, but not really worth the cost.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 01, 2014 04:59 AM (HDwDg)

250 I think "homophobia" is exactly the right word. I fear that activist homosexuals like Judge Vaughan Walker will abuse their positions of authority to thwart the will of the people to define marriage as they wish, just so they can marry their gay lover. And that's exactly what has happened. And it will happen more and more. I fear that this tiny percentage of people have worked their way into positions within our Executive bureaucracy, Legislative and Judicial branches for the sole purpose of shoving their aberrant sexual practices up Liberty's asshole. Next stop, MANDATORY school curriculum defining this deviancy as perfectly ordinary and desirable to young children. Any instruction to the contrary will be attacked with the virulence previously reserved for Creationism. At best, Gabe's okay with it. At worst, he's part of it. Take your pick. Homophobic. Damn right.

Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 01, 2014 04:59 AM (CJjw5)

251 Nood

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo'sDoppelganger at April 01, 2014 04:59 AM (QFxY5)

252 Monday, opening day of 2014 baseball season. Tuesday, Cubs eliminated from play-off contention.

Posted by: Fat Freddy's Cat at April 01, 2014 04:59 AM (OsheA)

253 Nevergiveup, I know itÂ’s a stupid app to have but I have AP Mobile app on iPad. I briefly saw that they were in secret talks to release him. Wow, I canÂ’t believe Kerry & SCOAMF are so stupid to think that letting Pollard out will result in an Israel/Palestine peace!

Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2014 05:00 AM (gjOCp)

254 Can back up camera pron can't be too far away...

Posted by: Necro Osama at April 01, 2014 05:00 AM (bUmSq)

255 I think ford makes base cars like that

My dad and uncle always bought trucks with vinyl flooring and no bells and whistles.  When it was dirty enough, they just turned the garden hose on the floorboard. 

Posted by: no good deed at April 01, 2014 05:00 AM (ILBCY)

256 244. Most of the starters look good Unfortunately they didn't get a damn closer again The bullpen is the weak spot and everyone knows it besides the damn ricketts

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 01, 2014 05:00 AM (WLpAT)

257 NFL Teams To Allow Cheerleaders To Visit Fans In Their Seats During Games


CBS Atlanta:   http://tinyurl.com/mlvtghk



ATLANTA (CBS Atlanta) — The National Football Leagues has partnered with an app developer that will allow fans to get an in-seat visit from cheerleaders.


Sports Business Journal reports the NFL has teamed up with Experience in an effort to help improve the in-game experience for fans. On top of having cheerleaders visit fans in their seats, the app will allow fans the opportunity to upgrade their seats and also allowing them to be on the field before the game.


Three teams – the Atlanta Falcons, Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Seattle Seahawks – used the app last year and Brian Lafemina, the NFL’s senior vice president of club business development, believes that number will increase substantially...



Yeah, if I was an NFL cheerleader (*laughing hysterically*)   I know   that I would TOTALLY want to go up into the stands to visit a bunch of sweaty,   drunk   idiots who get the pleasure of my company because they purchased    expensive tickets.   


Odds that   some     dipshit tries to get a lapdance and finds himself    kicked    in the groin?   Pretty high.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 01, 2014 05:00 AM (4df7R)

258 Who drilled my box?!?

Posted by: Cherlene from "Archer" at April 01, 2014 05:00 AM (m3zod)

259 Annnnnnnnd, right on queue Yahoo posts a story by the LA Times:
Obamacare numbers coming in huge: Here's a guide to GOP excuse-making

Posted by: Travis McGee at April 01, 2014 05:00 AM (Ph479)

260 There's a reason I have a number of pre-2000 vehicles up on cinder blocks in my side yard. Posted by: Hrothgar at April 01, 2014 08:58 AM (o3MSL) Hrothgar runs barter town!

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 05:00 AM (fWAjv)

261 Nood

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo'sDoppelganger at April 01, 2014 08:59 AM (QFxY5)


Not here?

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 01, 2014 05:01 AM (o3MSL)

262 Odds that some dipshit tries to get a lapdance and finds himself kicked in the groin? Pretty high. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 01, 2014 09:00 AM (4df7R) Put that shit on the jumbo-tron.

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 05:02 AM (fWAjv)

263 Wouldn't a camera on your car be the first thing a cop would break on accident?

Posted by: Bigby's Rodeo Hands at April 01, 2014 05:02 AM (3ZtZW)

264 Not here?

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 01, 2014 09:01 AM (o3MSL)

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo'sDoppelganger at April 01, 2014 05:02 AM (QFxY5)

265 Posted by: votermom at April 01, 2014 08:57 AM (GSIDW) Only reason I bought the extended warranty on our new washer and dryer. We waited until Sears started sending discount offers in the mail. We know you can't replace anything yourself on these new fancy ones. (Plus the warranty comes with 3 years of annual preventative maintenance, so it's about break even. Not that I'd have the maintenance done if I had to pay for it )

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 01, 2014 05:02 AM (HDwDg)

266 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo'sDoppelganger at April 01, 2014 08:59 AM (QFxY5) Boo! Meanie!

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 01, 2014 05:02 AM (GDulk)

267 @261. Seriously, is phrasing not a thing anymore?

Posted by: blaster at April 01, 2014 05:03 AM (4+AaH)

268 254 Nood

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo'sDoppelganger at April 01, 2014 08:59 AM (QFxY5)

 

No there isn't.  That's a barrelling!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 05:03 AM (DrWcr)

269 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo'sDoppelganger at April 01, 2014 09:02 AM (QFxY5) ---- Morning all. Happy 'Don't Trust a Damn Thing the Horde Posts' Day! Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 08:35 AM (fWAjv)

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 05:03 AM (fWAjv)

270 265 Odds that some dipshit tries to get a lapdance and finds himself kicked in the groin? Pretty high.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 01, 2014 09:00 AM (4df7R)

Put that shit on the jumbo-tron.

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 09:02 AM (fWAjv)

 

The Groin-Kick Cam! 

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 05:04 AM (DrWcr)

271 Miami officials seek to end annual Ultra music fest, cite 'chaos'

Reuters: http://tinyurl.com/nztu9ey



(Reuters) - The mayor and other Miami officials are calling for the end of the annual Ultra electronic dance music festival after a security guard was trampled and rushed to the hospital with brain injuries when gate-crashers broke through a security fence during the three-day event.


The 28-year-old woman, who worked for a security firm, remained in critical condition Monday, according to Miami police spokesman Freddie Cruz.


"I think we should not have Ultra next year here," Miami mayor Tomas Regalado told the Miami Herald over the weekend. "We don't want to be showcased as the city of chaos."


He said festival organizers "acted irresponsibly" by failing to provide enough security at downtown Bayfront Park.


More than 160,000 people attended the festival, now in its 16th year, according to Ultra spokeswoman Alexandra Greenberg. Police arrested 84 people and made more than 150 rescue runs...



This is what happens when you get hundreds of thousands of   ravers in one place for three days.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 01, 2014 05:04 AM (4df7R)

272 222 You and me both grammie, you and me both. It doesn't even faze me anymore. Posted by: DangerGirl and her Sanity Prod (tm) at April 01, 2014 08:51 AM (k/Mc/) What's been understood as no one else's business -- between consenting adults in the privacy of their own homes, or at least behind closed doors. But teh geys have to parade in order to get it up, and that their parades no longer "shock" eats at them. "You're fast and you like pain, you eat it like candy. But the more you get hurt, the more dangerous you become." --Any Which Way, Barfight http://tinyurl.com/pppmkgn

Posted by: panzernashorn at April 01, 2014 05:04 AM (/vO0r)

273 That's a barrelling!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 09:03 AM (DrWcr)

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo'sDoppelganger at April 01, 2014 05:04 AM (QFxY5)

274 Posted by: Empire of Jeff at April 01, 2014 08:59 AM (CJjw5) The bit about people working their way through government could be said of pretty much every liberal political desire. Sadly.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 01, 2014 05:05 AM (HDwDg)

275 Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 08:35 AM (fWAjv) Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 09:03 AM (fWAjv) Well, yeah. That one triggered a Pavlovian response though.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 01, 2014 05:05 AM (GDulk)

276 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 01, 2014 09:00 AM

Beth does a great lap dance!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo'sDoppelganger at April 01, 2014 05:05 AM (QFxY5)

277 Yeah, if I was an NFL cheerleader (*laughing hysterically*) I know that I would TOTALLY want to go up into the stands to visit a bunch of sweaty, drunk idiots who get the pleasure of my company because they purchased expensive tickets. Odds that some dipshit tries to get a lapdance and finds himself kicked in the groin? Pretty high. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 01, 2014 09:00 AM (4df7R) The lovely and talented wife, former NFL cheerleader, saw that story a couple days ago and had pretty much the same reaction. With a little more...flavorful...language.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 05:05 AM (da5Wo)

278 Toyota used to make a car called a Versa that you could get in a striped down version with no power thingies at all and almost no features.  The only problem was they were virtually impossible to find because the dealers made almost no money on them (or so they said).

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 01, 2014 05:05 AM (T2V/1)

279 Hrothgar runs barter town!

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 09:00 AM (fWAjv)


Flexible barter terms can be arranged (BtC, Au, Ag, Pb).

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 01, 2014 05:05 AM (o3MSL)

280 Jimmy Carter passed away last night.

Posted by: April Fools Joke You Wish Was True at April 01, 2014 05:05 AM (Aif/5)

281 What's been understood as no one else's business -- between consenting adults in the privacy of their own homes, or at least behind closed doors.

But teh geys have to parade in order to get it up, and that their parades no longer "shock" eats at them.

  From "the love that dare not speak its name" to "the love that simply will not shut the fuck up."

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 05:06 AM (DrWcr)

282 Wow, I canÂ’t believe Kerry & SCOAMF are so stupid to think that letting Pollard out will result in an Israel/Palestine peace! Posted by: Carol at April 01, 2014 09:00 AM (gjOCp) Actually that's not the point. I can't believe Israel would agree to linking the 2

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 01, 2014 05:06 AM (t3UFN)

283 281 visa versa toyota nissan

Posted by: panzernashorn at April 01, 2014 05:07 AM (/vO0r)

284 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo'sDoppelganger at April 01, 2014 09:02 AM (QFxY5)

Oy!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 01, 2014 05:08 AM (o3MSL)

285 Gosh who could have predicted that the administration that could never figure out how many signups there were before would announce that they hit their goal of 7 million signups today. Oh, wait, I did.

Posted by: blaster at April 01, 2014 05:08 AM (4+AaH)

286 I don't get how Pollard is involved in the talks at all. Makes n sense.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2014 05:08 AM (ZshNr)

287 268 Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 01, 2014 09:02 AM (HDwDg) -- So how long is your W/D covered all in all? At some point my 16 year old washer & dryer is going to break beyond repairability *shudder* We've fixed the washer once and the dryer twice, not bad for it's run.

Posted by: votermom at April 01, 2014 05:09 AM (GSIDW)

288 Makes no sense.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 01, 2014 05:09 AM (ZshNr)

289

The mayor of Chicago got a little relief, but only a little.  More to come for you morons in Chicago.

 

Posted by: burt at April 01, 2014 05:09 AM (1+kJ5)

290 Seriously.
Cars are the worst, but even appliances like washing machines, dryers, refrigerators.
Old style stuff you can fix; the electronics in the new ones just break and then you are SOL.

Posted by: votermom at April 01, 2014 08:57 AM (GSIDW)



Exactly.    And they're claiming    this requirement for backup cameras is to increase    safety.   Yeah, right.   This is what happens:



1)  Someone's rear    camera breaks.


2) They take the car to the shop and are told it's going to cost XYZ hundred dollars to get it fixed.


3) Person says, "F that" and leaves it broken.


4) Person now has no way of seeing behind their car   except the old fashioned "looking over the shoulder" method (why is this suddenly not enough anymore?),  but since person has always had the stupid   rear camera, person doesn't   remember to do it.


5) Person backs over pet/child/old person.



This will happen.  This will happen more than once.   I guarantee it.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 01, 2014 05:09 AM (4df7R)

291 I don't get how Pollard is involved in the talks at all. Makes n sense. Have you been paying attention at all? NOTHING MAKES SENSE RIGHT NOW.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at April 01, 2014 05:09 AM (659DL)

292 Oh, wait, I did.

Posted by: blaster at April 01, 2014 09:08 AM (4+AaH)


HHS doesn't seem quite so incompetent now, you doubter!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 01, 2014 05:10 AM (o3MSL)

293 283 Jimmy Carter passed away last night. Posted by: April Fools Joke You Wish Was True at April 01, 2014 09:05 AM (Aif/5) That shit ain't funny!

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 05:10 AM (fWAjv)

294 Tim Tebow signed by Washington Redskins!

Posted by: joncelli at April 01, 2014 05:10 AM (RD7QR)

295 KKK membership is on the rise. Why is that?

Posted by: Thoroughly Disgusted at April 01, 2014 05:10 AM (Cs2tJ)

296 285 whatever "show" is reported hardly amounts to what all is -- merely what the latest propaganda hash is recycled for consumption.

Posted by: panzernashorn at April 01, 2014 05:10 AM (/vO0r)

297 Obamacare Deadline was yesterday, right? So now the infernal #get covered ads will stop, right?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2014 05:12 AM (oMKp3)

298 Later.

Posted by: panzernashorn at April 01, 2014 05:12 AM (/vO0r)

299 I'm dying over here!

Posted by: Ronan Farrow at April 01, 2014 05:12 AM (DrWcr)

300 This will happen. This will happen more than once. I guarantee it. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 01, 2014 09:09 AM (4df7R) We call this an 'opportunity' -Binder & Binder along with The Cochran Firm

Posted by: RWC at April 01, 2014 05:12 AM (fWAjv)

301 The lovely and talented wife, former NFL cheerleader, saw that story a couple days ago and had pretty much the same reaction. With a little more...flavorful...language.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 09:05 AM (da5Wo)



I bet she did!   I mean, it's bad enough that the mascot has to be on call for this kind of shit, but at least    that's understood as part of the mascot's JOB: to interact with the fans.   The cheerleaders are there to LEAD the CHEERS,   not get groped   by     drunk   loudmouths    with sweaty hands.  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) [/u][/i][/s][/b] at April 01, 2014 05:12 AM (4df7R)

302 >>KKK membership is on the rise. Why is that?

Westboro Baptist "Church" members looking for a new club now that their (Democrat) leader is burning in h*ll?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2014 05:13 AM (udjuE)

303 299
Obamacare Deadline was yesterday, right? So now the infernal #get covered ads will stop, right?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 01, 2014 09:12 AM (oMKp3)

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at April 01, 2014 05:13 AM (DrWcr)

304 Posted by: votermom at April 01, 2014 09:09 AM (GSIDW) Currently, only 4 years (1 year of manufacturer's warranty then 3 of extended.) But I fully expect to get further extended warranty offers in the mail when that expires. They way I see it, is my anecdotal experience with electronics is, if it doesn't break in the first few years, it'll keep going for a while. To be honest though, with the way the newer stuff is made, I never expected to get more than 10-15 years out of it anyway. Stuff is built to basically be disposable.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 01, 2014 05:13 AM (HDwDg)

305 WooHoo! Dump actually *is* up. Nyeh to CBD.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 01, 2014 05:14 AM (GDulk)

306 I plan to buy a dashboard camera.  Between the rogue cops and the lying shitweasels that will run a red light, hit you, and them claim they had green, I figure that it's a good investment.


Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 01, 2014 05:14 AM (V70Uh)

307 Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 01, 2014 09:12 AM (4df7R) I'll grant you "not get groped by drunk loudmouths" but I'm pretty sure the Cheerleaders are not there to lead cheers as much as they are to look pretty for the cameras and provide B-Roll for the TV broadcast.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at April 01, 2014 05:15 AM (HDwDg)

308 The cheerleaders are there to LEAD the CHEERS to be T and A, not get groped by drunk loudmouths with sweaty hands. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Bossy Assault Hobbit (or Beth for short) at April 01, 2014 09:12 AM (4df7R) Fixed.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 01, 2014 05:15 AM (da5Wo)

309 .22lr shortage coming to an end. By utilizing a piece of technology we are calling Magnetic Augmentation Generation Intrinsic Creation we will allow ammunition companies to finally be able to meet the public demand for 22LR ammunition. MAGIC will allow ammo companies to instantly catch up to the enormous demand for 22LR in the American market. Our technology works by extracting raw materials from near earth asteroids and pulling them to earth through low frequency magnetic beams. During the transportation process, our magnetic beams actually begin assembling the raw materials into the basic parts needed to produce the high demand cartridge.

Posted by: RWC - hates April 1st. at April 01, 2014 05:15 AM (fWAjv)

310 I got a very good dash cam from Amazon for 27 bucks. Going to put one in the wife's car too.

Posted by: blaster at April 01, 2014 05:15 AM (4+AaH)

311 This is kind of interesting:

http://tinyurl.com/od8jucz



Iranians praising Israel while criticizing their government.  Sure it's tongue in cheek, but there is some light being shown here.  Light on the truth about the regard that LIFE is held by islam.  It won't, but one can dream that light would flood the darkness of their evil beliefs.  Much, much evil would cease to exit if islam did as well.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at April 01, 2014 05:22 AM (BZAd3)

312 Blaster ... I would hear more of this dash cam. Corded, I assume. Mounting like a Garmin ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 01, 2014 05:24 AM (yhZ89)

313 I must say that although I think an Article V convention may be our only hope, it may not turn out as well as we would like. Just look at the sheer number of thoroughly corrupt and stupid politicians that have been elected at the local, state, and national levels and rest assured that far too many of them will be participants, if not players, in such a Convention. Posted by: Hrothgar at April 01, 2014 08:51 AM (o3MSL) 3/4 of states need to pass any amendments. Term limits would pass.

Posted by: NWConservative at April 01, 2014 05:25 AM (my8YV)

314 I agree with everyone about how misapplied "anti-gay" is but lets cut Gabe some slack. As a gay conservative he's reviled by the left.

Posted by: gwelf at April 01, 2014 05:45 AM (nyxv/)

315 284 & 316 you have won the Internets today. My hat is off, I am truly humbled by your wisdom.

Posted by: Ms.M at April 01, 2014 05:58 AM (+qScL)

316 blaster, I was just looking for a dashcam on Amazon. Does it have decent tech support?

Posted by: SMFH at it all at April 01, 2014 06:19 AM (OsWis)

317 Pie.

Posted by: eman at April 01, 2014 06:20 AM (AO9UG)

318 Is there anyone left that uses the electric chair. I thought the courts had pretty much outlawed those.

Posted by: Vic at April 01, 2014 07:39 AM (T2V/1)

 

Most states employ lethal injection. Florida allows prisoners to choose between lethal injection and electrocution. Same with Virginia. Utah still does the firing squad.

 

Historically, electrocution has been a very effective and humane means of execution, with most condemned prisoners dying virtually instantaneously. It's those (very) few who didn't die instantaneously, smoking and burning and moaning and writhing with witnesses looking on, who made the practice obsolete.

 

Personally, I think the Russians and Chinese have it right: a single bullet fired at a slightly downward angle to the base of the skull, destroying the medulla oblongata, is instantly, certainly fatal and presumably painless.

 

Insofar as capital punishment is concerned, I'm with (now retired) FBI profiler John Douglas on this one: while the death penalty may not prove to be a major deterrent to those out there committing capital crimes, it is a certainty that those executed will never commit another such crime again. It is also just that cold-blooded, first-degree murderers pay for the life they took with their own. I believe in justice.

Posted by: troyriser at April 01, 2014 06:31 AM (O66NZ)

319 Chicago doesn't need $250 million more taxes for pensions over five years ($50 million per year), it needs $300 million more for fire and police; $400 million more for public school pensions; $100 ? million for CTA; and add $100 million for other city pensions and another $50 for Cook County. These are off the top of my head but in the right direction. So, add that up and you have $850 million ish PER YEAR in additional pension payments. Chicago Public Schools has a $1 billion (with a b) annual operating deficit. City of Chicago has a $340 million operating deficit. CTA has an operating deficit of $10 million (but that is an unrealistic number because of huge deferred maintenance and capital improvements and optimistic pension assumptions). The good news is that there are more bike lanes for hipsters now. Now, the S&P 500 increased by 275% since the lows of 2009 five years ago.

Posted by: bigdaddygeo at April 01, 2014 06:52 AM (d4ZYR)

320 You make fun, but phobias are a real thing.  For example, I don't think you should put your wiener in guys' butts, so I'm homophobic.  I have to be honest and mention that I don't think you should put it in women's butts either, so I'm also heterophobic (or heterorumpphobic?).  I'm against all forms of rape, so I'm clearly a rabid rapeophobic.

While we're being honest, I don't think we should eat dog poop.  I would say that makes me dogpoopophobic, but it runs deeper than that - I might suffer from general 'poopophobia'.  I don't think we should eat any of it!  I don't know what you call that.  I'm not a doctor.

And lastly, I'm against murder (murderphobic).  Once my obamacare kicks I'll probably get some pills to fix this.

Posted by: Kevin at April 01, 2014 04:27 PM (XwvDe)

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