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March 15, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (15 Mar 2014)
— CDR M

Evidently, sin taxes should now be applied to anything that reduces tax revenues to the government. E-cigs have doubled in use this past year and analog cigarette use is on the decline. So what's a politician to do? Behold so-called Republican Chris Christie's latest budget proposal which includes jacking up the tax on e-cigs equal to real cigarettes. Now just how are they going to apply a per pack tax on e-cigs when e-cigs aren't packaged like analog cigarettes? Are they going to tax the battery? The atomizer? The nicotine juice? What if the vaper is someone who is vaping zero nicotine? Is the mere act of using an e-cig then a taxable offense? And if they tax the nicotine juice, then how about taxing the patch and gum then at the same rate? Post Workout Beer

You know, I never had any issues with regular beer after a workout. New beer created to drink after your workout.

Top 10 Cartman Moments

I think I would've had Chickenlover up higher than 7.

Breastfeeding Discrimination

Yes, one should use manners. I'm tired of the militant (fill in the blank) assuming they are right and that there are no other views but theirs and that it justifies a verbal assault. Boobs or manners?

Once people feel they have a right to do something, it seems they look for an opportunity to be offended. While Eades may have had a legal right to walking around in a tank top breastfeeding in front of other peopleÂ’s young children and teenagers, she shouldnÂ’t have asserted it so rudely. There is a middle road Â— somewhere between letting your breast flop out into the open and wearing a burka Â— that breastfeeding moms and the public need to sort out.

I don't know if you'll ever find a middle road. Breasts attract attention whether wanted or not.

Skynet Has Gone Kinky

You know, $40,000 is a lot of real lap dances. Just sayin'. Pole dancing robots are a real thing.

Ultimate Close Call Video

The 727 That Vanished

There was another airliner that vanished in 2003 in Angola.

On May 25, 2003, shortly before sunset, Padilla boarded the companyÂ’s Boeing 727-223, tail number N844AA. With him was a helper he had recently hired, John Mikel Mutantu, from the Republic of the Congo. The two had been working with Angolan mechanics to return the 727 to flight-ready status so they could reclaim it from a business deal gone bad, but neither could fly it. Mutantu was not a pilot, and Padilla had only a private pilotÂ’s license. A 727 ordinarily requires three trained aircrew.
According to press reports, the aircraft began taxiing with no communication between the crew and the tower; maneuvering erratically, it entered a runway without clearance. With its lights off and its transponder not transmitting, 844AA took off to the southwest, and headed out over the Atlantic Ocean. The 727 and the two men have not been seen since.

Cat Video

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Posted by: CDR M at 06:02 PM | Comments (777)
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1 "You know, $40,000 is a lot of real lap dances. Just sayin'. Pole dancing robots are a real thing." Thanks to Rule 34, you know there's going to be a Portal mod with those things.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 15, 2014 06:05 PM (WlWt+)

2 Second.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 06:06 PM (4Mv1T)

3 At least make 'em Fembots if they're pole dancing. Sheesh.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 15, 2014 06:06 PM (aq/zi)

4 And I read most the post before I commented. Someone tell the others.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 06:06 PM (4Mv1T)

5 saturday night special

Posted by: concrete girl at March 15, 2014 06:06 PM (iJwLj)

6 Sabrina is projecting quite a bit, there.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2014 06:07 PM (JaET6)

7 Fifth?

Posted by: Steck at March 15, 2014 06:07 PM (5i94q)

8 Sabrina is clearly a technician of the first class.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 15, 2014 06:07 PM (FlRtG)

9 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2014 06:08 PM (JMmQ9)

10 Wait what?

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 15, 2014 06:08 PM (2Wvmd)

11 Yo Morons

Posted by: fluffy at March 15, 2014 06:08 PM (Ua6T/)

12 The pole-dancing robots need more projections, like Sabrina has.

Posted by: Blor-Utar at March 15, 2014 06:08 PM (JH3UH)

13 Sabrina is going to shoot someone's eye out.

Posted by: EC at March 15, 2014 06:09 PM (doBIb)

14 Thanks CDR M. A fine Caturday-night ONT, indeed.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 06:09 PM (4Mv1T)

15 (Beavis laugh) He said projection.

Posted by: joncelli at March 15, 2014 06:10 PM (DNNEh)

16 You have to have sin taxes on e-sigs since sumptuary laws won't fly.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 15, 2014 06:10 PM (lr3d7)

17 Hello Horde!

Posted by: Carol at March 15, 2014 06:11 PM (gjOCp)

18 David Brenner died.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2014 06:12 PM (JaET6)

19 I deny everything. And no matter how desperate I may or may not have been, I have never been blonde.

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at March 15, 2014 06:12 PM (2buaQ)

20 Followed a Drudge link to NYT story about the Dems freaking out about the fall elections and needing cash. And then I read the comments from our "betters". This country is doomed. The idiocy was amazing.

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 15, 2014 06:13 PM (2Wvmd)

21 I can't believe they cut Sabrina's elbows out of that picture.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2014 06:13 PM (JaET6)

22 David Brenner died. Posted by: garrett ------------------------ Saw that. 78. He was funny guy.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 06:13 PM (4Mv1T)

23 I mentioned earlier, I'm not dead. I crashed in the jungle and was declared a god by the tribe that found me.

Posted by: Padilla at March 15, 2014 06:13 PM (Aif/5)

24 Nursing discretely in public really isn't difficult. While I usually use a cover, there have been a few times when I've had to nurse without one. Just turn towards a wall and use your hand as a shield. If someone gets offended by THAT they're looking to be offended.

Posted by: Lauren at March 15, 2014 06:13 PM (hFL/3)

25 Nothing from the "Scott Tenorman Must Die" episode in that Cartman Top Ten Moments list? Heresy!

Posted by: Thrawn at March 15, 2014 06:14 PM (WlWt+)

26 21 I can't believe they cut Sabrina's elbows out of that picture.

Posted by: garrett at March 15, 2014 10:13 PM (JaET6)

Ha!

Posted by: CDR M at March 15, 2014 06:14 PM (LsJl8)

27 What is new with plane? I haven't been online or watching anything but Mildred Pierce on HBO on demand. It's good. I never watched it.

Posted by: Carol at March 15, 2014 06:14 PM (gjOCp)

28 Posted by: Thrawn at March 15, 2014 10:14 PM (WlWt+)

Oh damn, good call. I forgot about the Scott Tenorman episode.

Posted by: CDR M at March 15, 2014 06:14 PM (LsJl8)

29 "...Are they going to tax the battery? The atomizer? The nicotine juice? What if the vaper is someone who is vaping zero nicotine? Is the mere act of using an e-cig then a taxable offense?"

Um, yes?

Thanks for the tips.

Posted by: Chris Christie, Super Republican at March 15, 2014 06:15 PM (1CroS)

30 Carol Howyou doin?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 15, 2014 06:15 PM (Q8vlx)

31 E-cigs expose the absurd thinking of some leftists. Parallels are found in "climate change" and other examples of lazy, unexamined thought.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 15, 2014 06:15 PM (291hy)

32 The kitteh: "Slowly I turn, inch by inch."

Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 15, 2014 06:15 PM (O8GY0)

33 What is new with plane? I haven't been online or watching anything but Mildred Pierce on HBO on demand. It's good. I never watched it. Posted by: Carol --------------------------- Determined to be a UFO with human clones on board. Being piloted by drone pilots at the INS.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 06:15 PM (4Mv1T)

34 "27 What is new with plane?" Apparently Malaysia just threw their opposition party leader in jail (again) for sodomy and the pilot was very, very unhappy about it. He had attended the trial, which I believe was the day before the flight.

Posted by: Lauren at March 15, 2014 06:16 PM (hFL/3)

35 Oh no...lap dancing robots may provide plot material for yet another Terminator movie. God help us all.

Posted by: Jmel at March 15, 2014 06:17 PM (cfFqn)

36 Has anybody posited that the plane might have ended up in Maine after flying through a rip in time and now the crew is under threat from giant meatballs with buzzsaw teeth?

Posted by: Thrawn at March 15, 2014 06:17 PM (WlWt+)

37 35 Oh no...lap dancing robots may provide plot material for yet another Terminator movie. God help us all.

Posted by: Jmel at March 15, 2014 10:17 PM (cfFqn)

I hear it will be included in Terminator: Genesis. Coming next summer.

Posted by: CDR M at March 15, 2014 06:18 PM (LsJl8)

38 The plane landed in Peruvia.

Posted by: CDR M at March 15, 2014 06:18 PM (LsJl8)

39 Too late Sabrina Chase, you done been outed!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 06:18 PM (Pfvig)

40 Just because you can make something pole dance, doesn't mean you should.

Posted by: Ockham at March 15, 2014 06:19 PM (XyM/Y)

41 Evening Rons and Ettes. Taxing water vapor. Yeah, Christie is certainly a pillar of Conservative thought.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 06:19 PM (ojnk6)

42 Has anybody posited that the plane might have ended up in Maine after flying through a rip in time and now the crew is under threat from giant meatballs with buzzsaw teeth in their vaginas? Posted by: Thrawn at March 15, 2014 10:17 PM (WlWt+) FIFY

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 06:19 PM (Pfvig)

43 That's some damn fine projection equipment. And Chris Christie is an ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2014 06:20 PM (UAMVq)

44 Has anybody posited that the plane might have ended up in Maine after flying through a rip in time and now the crew is under threat from giant meatballs with buzzsaw teeth? Posted by: Thrawn at March 15, 2014 10:17 PM Well played. Golf Clap.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2014 06:20 PM (JMmQ9)

45 Tammy for sure!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 15, 2014 06:21 PM (Q8vlx)

46 If you're not offended by covert glances, I'm not offended by public nursing. I have seen some weird scenes made over it, on both sides. Because people know there's just not enough shit being started in the world these days.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 15, 2014 06:21 PM (qyfb5)

47 A former co-worker of mine is the long lost twin sister of Eric Cartman. It feels oh so good to be able to say, "Former co-worker," when speaking of her.

Posted by: Done at March 15, 2014 06:22 PM (C94J7)

48 Yeah, Christie is certainly a pillar of Conservative thought. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 10:19 PM (ojnk6) I keep trying to tell my mama and various friends that he is most assuredly AIN'T all that and party-sized bag o' chips. Love him in many ways and hope they can put him to good use in a Cabinet or something, but he don't need to be anywhere near the Oval Office and Supreme nominating powers.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 06:22 PM (Pfvig)

49 Chavez, hello!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 06:22 PM (Pfvig)

50 48 Nomshit Tammy. He's fine for Jersey, and probably as conservative as one can be and get elected there. National, stage for preezy? No, thank you.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 06:24 PM (ojnk6)

51 Stupid leftists want to ban E-cigs because; looks like a tobacco cigarette.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 15, 2014 06:24 PM (291hy)

52 51 The airlines and many cities already ban them. Even they can not explain why.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 06:26 PM (ojnk6)

53 Top 75! That's like first in Peruvia I think.

Posted by: .87c at March 15, 2014 06:26 PM (qZPXs)

54 Nursing discretely in public really isn't difficult. While I usually use a cover, there have been a few times when I've had to nurse without one. Just turn towards a wall and use your hand as a shield. If someone gets offended by THAT they're looking to be offended. An awful lot of the women in my extended family breastfed/feed, including my mom, and they have never had any trouble that I know of.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 15, 2014 06:26 PM (MMgj0)

55 Sabrina is pale, no doubt a disgusting Irish-American thrusting her boobs of hate to entertain those bigoted micks she sleeps with

Posted by: Salon Magazine at March 15, 2014 06:27 PM (aTXUx)

56 Wait, I thought we had to break a 1,000 to get an ONT? Weekend rules?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 15, 2014 06:27 PM (0FSuD)

57 Hello Tammy: batchen it foe a bit, wife and daughter off to Florida vacay. I'm puppy sittin.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 15, 2014 06:27 PM (Q8vlx)

58 That siamese kitteh is gorgeous and funny

Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2014 06:28 PM (aTXUx)

Are those 57 Cadillac Bumper Cones in your sweater or I Sabrina just happy to see me......

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 15, 2014 06:28 PM (jucos)

60 Conical bra on Sabrina.

Posted by: Madonna at March 15, 2014 06:28 PM (C94J7)

61 That's why I wanted to call the Bell n Howell projector "The Rack".

Posted by: don draper at March 15, 2014 06:29 PM (hn5v5)

62 56 Weekend rules for sure. The end of the 1k threads alternate between desperare and hilarious.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 06:30 PM (ojnk6)

63 I deny everything. And no matter how desperate I may or may not have been, I have never been blonde.

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at March 15, 2014 10:12 PM (2buaQ)

How about a ginger? *wink*

Evening roonz and roonettez! Convertible weather to work tonight, wintery mix on Monday. I am so f'n sick of winter I could scream.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 15, 2014 06:30 PM (xa1/W)

64 Fox Sports1 has on now a helluva college basketball game. Providence-Creighton. I don't normally watch b-ball but this is a very good game. It's full contact street ball (in a good way). Less than 4 minutes to go. Big East Champioxhip

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 15, 2014 06:30 PM (2Wvmd)

65 Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 15, 2014 10:27 PM (Q8vlx) Lonesome, or enjoying the break?? :0

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 06:31 PM (Pfvig)

66 i once asked my pop for 5 bucks and he told me to get it out of his car. as i was walking away i heard splintering and a huge limb from the oak came down and totalled it. true story, truly close call...i ran in to tell him and we both laughed. mine was a nervous laugh.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 15, 2014 06:33 PM (iJwLj)

67 it hit 47Â° today, then it's going to be sub-freezing for the next three days... "I'll take "Shit I've had Enough Of" for $1,000, Alex"

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2014 06:33 PM (JMmQ9)

68 The thread downstairs is still ALIVE. Something about a lottery ticket.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 06:33 PM (4Mv1T)

69 Story from nowhere needing to be told, at least needing for me to tell it: There was a girl in college I loved, and she liked me back, and I think I was on the sole member of the list of "he's good enough, now let me maneuver him to do what he needs to do". That is...Until I said I was joining the service after graduation. In retrospect, it is clear that in five seconds, she had eliminated me from "further consideration". I took it pretty hard when I found out years later she had got married. Pretty hard indeed...crawled into a bottle, stayed there awhile. Tonight I find, twenty years later, that the charming young lady both became a fatty hag and a Democrat. I guess it is a natural progression from "Thanks for your service, but I can't be bothered to date someone like that, because I don't want to bounce around the country." to arrogant Democrat. Very natural, in my mind. "Coffee Party" was one of her likes. Idiot.

Posted by: Logicus at March 15, 2014 06:34 PM (USKx4)

70 Evening morons. At a party, enjoying some beer and wine, feeling mellow.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 15, 2014 06:34 PM (vhppp)

71 Anyone here willing to defend the guy who called 911 because his cat was out of his control?

Posted by: cm9000 at March 15, 2014 06:36 PM (291hy)

72 At a party, enjoying some beer and wine, feeling mellow. Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone ---------------------------- Have they got any highland swill better than the fake stuff I'm drinking? I'll bring some cheetohs.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 06:36 PM (4Mv1T)

73 Evening morons. At a party, enjoying some beer and wine, feeling mellow. Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 15, 2014 10:34 PM So, technically, you're at two parties...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2014 06:36 PM (JMmQ9)

74 Anyone here willing to defend the guy who called 911 because his cat was out of his control? Out of their owners' control is the natural condition of cats.

Posted by: Grey Fox at March 15, 2014 06:37 PM (MMgj0)

75 Hola, amigoz en loz tuboz!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 06:37 PM (T1005)

76 71 Anyone here willing to defend the guy who called 911 because his cat was out of his control? Posted by: cm9000 at March 15, 2014 10:36 PM (291hy) Well, he's not the craziest guy in Oregon. Is that praise enough?

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 15, 2014 06:37 PM (0FSuD)

77 Behold so-called Republican Chris Christie's latest budget proposal which includes jacking up the tax on e-cigs equal to real cigarettes. He's a Republican, but he's NOT a conservative.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 15, 2014 06:37 PM (AQTz3)

78 He's a Republican, but he's NOT a conservative. Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque ------------------------------------ Amazing how stark the diSTINKtion is becoming.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 06:38 PM (4Mv1T)

79 Posted by: Logicus at March 15, 2014 10:34 PM (USKx4) I love happy endings. SO glad you didn't make that mistake. And welcome!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 06:39 PM (Pfvig)

80 Maybe the wimpiest guy in Oregon. A housecat? Seriously?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 15, 2014 06:39 PM (zfY+H)

81 77 He's barely a Republican. Jersey can keep him. Fcuk him.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 06:39 PM (ojnk6)

82 Evening morons. At a party, enjoying some beer and wine, feeling mellow. Yea, 'cuz the one thing I like to do at a party is post to the HQ. Oh shit, I HAVE done that. Never mind.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 15, 2014 06:39 PM (N/cFh)

83 Has anybody posited that the plane might have ended up in Maine after flying through a rip in time and now the crew is under threat from giant meatballs with buzzsaw teeth? Is David Morse the pilot?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 15, 2014 06:39 PM (AQTz3)

84 Tammy Lonesom kindah, butme and the pooch can both pass off thesmellback andforth.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 15, 2014 06:40 PM (Q8vlx)

85 Posted by: Logicus at March 15, 2014 10:34 PM (USKx4) Seems like you dodged a bullet there. Time reveals who a person truly is underneath the facade.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 15, 2014 06:40 PM (WlWt+)

86 Instead of taxing E-cigs, they should be encouraging smokers to switch to them. Because health. I had smoked for about 40 years. I got a vapor gizmo in late December and haven't smoked a real cigarette since Feb 6. I''ve already lowered the nicotine content in the liquid.

Posted by: Nylon66 at March 15, 2014 06:40 PM (YELrK)

87 74 Grey Fox, how is that dipshit supposed to defend his family from an actual threat? Pathetic and useless are too kind.

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 15, 2014 06:41 PM (2Wvmd)

88 Chavez the Hugo, I'm fine for me. After bitching about HBO last night on ONT, I'm about to watch last Episode of Mildred Pierce. I took a break to eat. How are you? Puppy sitting? Are you enjoying alone time?

Posted by: Carol at March 15, 2014 06:41 PM (gjOCp)

89
And in unrelated news, installing laminate floor has turned out to be not all that bad.

Never did a floating floor before, all my experience has been with hard installation. This thing had better turn out okay, because there will be NO second tries.

Of course, my other half has been shopping for an area rug, because your supposed to cover up half of what you just installed, right?

Posted by: irongrampa at March 15, 2014 06:41 PM (SAMxH)

90 In a way, this missing plane is really the story of Obama.

Posted by: gewa76 at March 15, 2014 06:42 PM (k8m83)

91 Amazing how stark the diSTINKtion is becoming. I wonder what effect this will have on his "prospects" for 2016...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 15, 2014 06:42 PM (AQTz3)

92 Chavez, that is SUCH a guy thing!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 06:42 PM (Pfvig)

93 Is David Morse the pilot? Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 15, 2014 10:39 PM (AQTz3) Yes. From what I can remember, Dean Stockwell ("Al" from Quantum Leap) is the mystery writer and that guy who played Balki in "Perfect Strangers" was the businessman who went insane.

Posted by: Thrawn at March 15, 2014 06:42 PM (WlWt+)

94 86 Which is why they need to up the tax on water vapor. You, as a health conscious vaper are unfairly depriving them of tax revenue to help the children. Or some such drivelly bullshit...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 06:43 PM (ojnk6)

95 The Ruling Class really wants to tax soft drinks.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 15, 2014 06:43 PM (ZPrif)

96 Logicus- To my mind, it is blessing that the loop was closed on that for you. I had a situation not unlike yours, that nagged me for 30 plus years. Came into contact via social media in the past few years and was reminded of what an idiot that individual STILL was.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 06:43 PM (4Mv1T)

97 But, irongrampa, a plain ol' floor looks stark!

And I"m impressed with your skillz!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 06:44 PM (Pfvig)

98 The funny thing about the vape is that the State thought it was in their best interest to tax the shit out of cigarettes while at the same time trying to prohibit their use at every turn. Now people are not smoking as much and governments aren't taking in as much money as a result. Of course they are going to go look for another vice to tax the shit out of. Vaping seems to be that vice.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 15, 2014 06:44 PM (jucos)

99 I saw Bolton rip this administration for their laid back attitude about missing plane. Judge has two hours tonight? Someone must expect some news to break.

Posted by: Carol at March 15, 2014 06:44 PM (gjOCp)

100 Carol: It's good. He's a great pooch.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 15, 2014 06:45 PM (Q8vlx)

101 Of course, my other half has been shopping for an area rug, because your supposed to cover up half of what you just installed, right? Posted by: irongrampa ----------------------------------- Of course. We bought old Persian rugs. At least those Iranians are good for SOMETHING.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 06:46 PM (4Mv1T)

102 Ah yes, what I would do if I won the lottery. After I set my kids up so I wouldn't have to worry about them, and hollowed out a volcano on an uninhabited island for my evil lair, Make A Wish would have a very, very good year.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 15, 2014 06:47 PM (xa1/W)

103 Alright, ...........pink freud , Yllop, Rarity, cfdxprt, wg, chicagolurker, Eviva, Tacitus, Tominca , il padrino, Beasts of England , Pious Agnostic , female delurking, Rhubarb Ranch , hardcore , chap, *fish, KillerTomato, BareNakedFaceLady, Gidget, wth, AceODale, , farmersusie, Nylon66, Arnie Fufkin, Northernlurker, moron wannabe, ghost lotto, LaughingOutLoud!, Henry, Die Vinyl Die, AzSoCon, scampydog, canuckjack , Pete, Dick Poulin, A Lurker, Lurker#11, The Phantom Lurker, CaliCon, Red enchilada, Fewenuff, Spun and Murky, basil, OnceAndFuture, Bildo, MDH3, Bete resigned to just watching the world burn, come out and play again, damn it!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 06:47 PM (Pfvig)

104 Concrete girl, What a coincidence!

Posted by: Carol at March 15, 2014 06:47 PM (gjOCp)

105 IÂ’m sorryTammy,he is. a goodguy.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 15, 2014 06:47 PM (Q8vlx)

106 Fsck that Creighton game in half with a brick.

Posted by: Smaulz at March 15, 2014 06:48 PM (AbcTu)

107 And now break time is over. Back to work! Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 15, 2014 06:48 PM (xa1/W)

108 98 The funny thing about the vape is that the State thought it was in their best interest to tax the shit out of cigarettes while at the same time trying to prohibit their use at every turn. Now people are not smoking as much and governments aren't taking in as much money as a result. Of course they are going to go look for another vice to tax the shit out of. Vaping seems to be that vice. The exact same thing will happen with pot. The left wants to legalize it, then tax the shit out of it while alternately demonizing smokers and Big Marijuana. They really are a broken record.

Posted by: gewa76 at March 15, 2014 06:48 PM (k8m83)

109 That's some compilation of close calls sir. Well done!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 15, 2014 06:48 PM (KuUy9)

110 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 10:47 PM (Pfvig) Calling all lurkers! Calling all lurkers!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2014 06:48 PM (UAMVq)

111 GGE, thannks for stopping in.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 06:49 PM (4Mv1T)

112 And damn you kbdabear, do you know how many names I went through before it dawned on me they were all YOU? I need to learn to look at the parenthesis thingees. (Hashes?)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 06:49 PM (Pfvig)

113 Bye GGE!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 06:50 PM (Pfvig)

114 Now people are not smoking as much and governments aren't taking in as much money as a result. Of course they are going to go look for another vice to tax the shit out of. Vaping seems to be that vice. When your one tool is a hammer (taxing the hell out of everything) everything looks like a nail.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2014 06:50 PM (UAMVq)

115 Posted by: Smaulz at March 15, 2014 10:48 PM (AbcTu) Yeah, the ending was a bit anti-climactic.

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 15, 2014 06:50 PM (2Wvmd)

116 You semi-lurkers (Justamom, JohnJ, Civenti Tu Vergens, Frumious Bandersnatch and Grandmalcaesar) need to stand up and be counted, too. Don't be shy, now.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 06:50 PM (Pfvig)

117 Chavez the Hugo, you answered Tammy you were a little lonely. We are here for you.

Posted by: Carol at March 15, 2014 06:51 PM (gjOCp)

118 I never thought I'd live to see the day that Marijuana Smoking is more socially acceptable than Cigarette Smoking. It's crazy.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 15, 2014 06:51 PM (jucos)

119 Stupid leftists want to ban E-cigs because; looks like a tobacco cigarette. Never ban something you can tax or regulate.

Posted by: ATF at March 15, 2014 06:52 PM (FcR7P)

120 I just found out that Dimebag Darrell and David Allen Coe did a record together. Mind= blown.

Posted by: Lauren at March 15, 2014 06:52 PM (hFL/3)

121

Long as I don't have to smoke an "e-cigar", I'm happy.

Now, you'll 'scuse me while I torch up this here El Cubano Red Label Maduro?

Knew y'would. Thanks.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 15, 2014 06:52 PM (vvk2F)

122 119 Stupid leftists want to ban E-cigs because; looks like a tobacco cigarette. Never ban something you can tax or regulate. Posted by: ATF at March 15, 2014 10:52 PM (FcR7P) Alcohol, tobacco and firearms should be a convenience store.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2014 06:52 PM (UAMVq)

123 118 No doubt. Even GA is getting the beginnings of this by going the Med pot route while, instituting the Ga clean air act.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 06:53 PM (ojnk6)

124 the "close calls" vid was way better than "Cartman's Greatest Hits" I gotta get a dash-cam, then start a You-Tube channel. My daily drive is through Metro-Detroit (Rock City).

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2014 06:53 PM (JMmQ9)

125 31 E-cigs expose the absurd thinking of some leftists. Parallels are found in "climate change" and other examples of lazy, unexamined thought. Posted by: cm9000 at March 15, 2014 10:15 PM (291hy) Oh, I think that they've examined the idea of taxing e-cigs all right. They want to suck more money out of people's wallets, pure and simple. A blatant money grab. They know exactly what they're doing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 15, 2014 06:53 PM (1/IUa)

126 Hello, beloved Horde! Just popping in to share this lovely rendition of the national anthem I found on YouTube: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OHgTDb_QH98 Have a great evening!

Posted by: Mindy at March 15, 2014 06:53 PM (Ew9Pv)

127 Posted by: gewa76 at March 15, 2014 10:48 PM (k8m83) Exactly. Although I think they can only smoke pot in private. When they need more tax money, they'll let 'em go public, then tax it to death.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 06:54 PM (Pfvig)

128 Some blonde named Sabrina Open Thread Compliance pic http://tinyurl.com/o5p5p26

Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2014 06:54 PM (aTXUx)

129 114 some states also want to to tax electric cars bec they "escape" the gas tax. I guess they will also alternate gas tax pedestrians eventually.

Posted by: Votermom at March 15, 2014 06:55 PM (GSIDW)

130 Carol: Sorry girl I'm wandering. You always have apiece of my heart girl.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 15, 2014 06:55 PM (Q8vlx)

131 LOVE them, Mindy! One of my favorite versions. Have it on my iPod! All grown up now.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 06:55 PM (Pfvig)

132 "Coffee Party" That still cracks me up. When did that die, about 6 months later? Heh....

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 15, 2014 06:55 PM (5H3r7)

133 I warned you that the ATMs were taking people's jobs.

Now pole dancing robots.

Posted by: SCOAMF at March 15, 2014 06:55 PM (QthYu)

134 128 Some blonde named Sabrina Open Thread Compliance pic http://tinyurl.com/o5p5p26 Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2014 10:54 PM (aTXUx) She is rather buoyant, isn't she?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2014 06:55 PM (UAMVq)

135 Hey y'all. Good day today. Had a Cub Scout event, Bomber Jr earned several belt loops. Met another Moron in real life - TheFarmer works here in town. Finished up several minor maintenance projects on the car. But then on the drive home one cylinder started missing, so more to do tomorrow.

Posted by: Bomber at March 15, 2014 06:55 PM (G8OL9)

136 118. Sure is Truck Monkey. Regardless of any other factor, the smell of marijuana smoke is just gross.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 15, 2014 06:56 PM (vL0Nv)

137 Amazing two things I have talked about and posted on to this smart military blog are on this ONT.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 15, 2014 06:56 PM (Urmiy)

138 128 *Golf clap* Well done.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 06:56 PM (ojnk6)

139 She is rather buoyant, isn't she? Posted by: Insomniac -------------------------------- Weather ballons.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 06:56 PM (4Mv1T)

140 89
And in unrelated news, installing laminate floor has turned out to be not all that bad.

Never did a floating floor before, all my experience has been with hard installation. This thing had better turn out okay, because there will be NO second tries.

Of course, my other half has been shopping for an area rug, because your supposed to cover up half of what you just installed, right?
Posted by: irongrampa at March 15, 2014 10:41 PM (SAMxH) Hide posts from (SAMxH)

Doing "the field" is pretty easy and satisfying....all the pain-in-the-neck stuff is at the edges....which leads to a logical corollary -- never run laminate in a hallway (says the guy that has laminate in his hallway).

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 06:56 PM (T1005)

141 129 114 some states also want to to tax electric cars bec they "escape" the gas tax. I guess they will also alternate gas tax pedestrians eventually. Posted by: Votermom at March 15, 2014 10:55 PM (GSIDW) Oxygen tax. Pedestrians breathe a little harder while walking.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2014 06:56 PM (UAMVq)

142 kbdabear, do you really find that attractive? I have a big rack myself, but that seems....excessive.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 06:57 PM (Pfvig)

143 Gewa67- I might have year transposed, but I wish TFG would go missing!

Posted by: Carol at March 15, 2014 06:57 PM (gjOCp)

144 Oh, you said lurkers, not lurchers, never mind.

Posted by: John Kerry at March 15, 2014 06:57 PM (C94J7)

145 Never ban something you can tax or regulate. --------- Unless you can get military assets to deal with it. Then ban it and have all kinds of fun.

Posted by: ATF 2 at March 15, 2014 06:58 PM (Aif/5)

146 I'm calling BS on the South Park Top 10. No La Petit Tourette? No Dog the Bounty Hunter? No Mr & Mrs Tenorman chili?!!!!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 15, 2014 06:58 PM (DmNpO)

147 Sabrina has very nice projection.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 15, 2014 06:58 PM (pfqFp)

148 Has anyone checked if the missing 777 is under Sabrina's sweater?

Posted by: Votermom at March 15, 2014 06:58 PM (GSIDW)

149 144 Oh, you said lurkers, not lurchers, never mind. Posted by: John Kerry at March 15, 2014 10:57 PM (C94J7) Hey, John! How's my ass taste, tovarisch?

Posted by: Vlad Putin at March 15, 2014 06:58 PM (UAMVq)

150 Make A Wish would have a very, very good year. I'd send money on a regular basis to various indian schools in the northern Great Plains, and maybe a cool mil to the Koala Hospital in Port Macquarie. They do good work there.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 15, 2014 06:59 PM (AQTz3)

151 Jacking up taxes on e-cigs is a dead giveaway. It has nothing whatsoever to do with public health, and everything to do with controlling individual behavior. Leftists are full-bore totalitarians, period. Yet that's what they accuse us of doing. It's projection all the way down. Leftism is truly a mental disorder.

Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2014 06:59 PM (sdi6R)

152 145 Never ban something you can tax or regulate. --------- Unless you can get military assets to deal with it. Then ban it and have all kinds of fun. Posted by: ATF 2 at March 15, 2014 10:58 PM (Aif/5) Great. I can just see ATF stormtroopers raiding my local ecig store.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2014 07:00 PM (UAMVq)

153 Those sure are some 50's rocket boobs....

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 15, 2014 07:00 PM (5MaPI)

154 I have a big rack myself, but that seems....excessive. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 10:57 PM (Pfvig) There comes a point where you've got enough boob

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 15, 2014 07:01 PM (aTXUx)

155
So New York just bumped the tax on cigarettes a full dollar.

   The social engineers ( Gunner Cuomo and his buddies) have gone batshit insane with their remedial solutions to the ills of society here.

    Good times for us who live in this beknighted state.

    And don't tell me to move, SOMEBODY has to pick up the pieces after it crashes, may as well be a semi-sane person.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 15, 2014 07:01 PM (SAMxH)

156 85 85 I disagree. One influences events by being there. Life is a journey. I was not as hardcore politically then as now, either. Butterfly effect, and all. Water under the bridge. I owe this nation nothing. Don't mind doing things for it--just did, in fact, gladly, good things of possible great significance--but don't owe it anything. The nation paid for my service. And so did I. I owe nothing.

Posted by: Logicus at March 15, 2014 07:02 PM (USKx4)

157 Maryland now taxes the rain. I shit you not. Something to do with saving the Bay. Google will take pictures of your property from space and the state is going to determine how much you will be taxed based on how rainwater runs off your property. I just wonder what is coming next.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 15, 2014 07:02 PM (jucos)

158 It's projection all the way down. Leftism is truly a mental disorder. They're just assholes, and the worst kind. Assholes pretending to be humanitarians.

Posted by: gewa76 at March 15, 2014 07:02 PM (k8m83)

159 Tammy, I didn't know they were a recording group, but it makes sense that they would be. I loved the harmonies. Nice to see you around, by the way. ONT's not quite complete without you!

Posted by: Mindy at March 15, 2014 07:02 PM (Ew9Pv)

160 154 There comes a point where you've got enough boob Posted by: Barack Obama at March 15, 2014 11:01 PM (aTXUx) I don't like boobs.

Posted by: Harry Reid at March 15, 2014 07:02 PM (UAMVq)

161 Sharyl Attkisson ‏@SharylAttkisson 47m In a word or phrase, on what news story or topic would you like to see more coverage?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 15, 2014 07:02 PM (DmNpO)

162 PaleRider, nice to see you tonight. Hello from the SoColo morons!

Posted by: Mindy at March 15, 2014 07:03 PM (Ew9Pv)

163 ...but that seems....excessive. She's still not as busty as Rushuna Tendo...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 15, 2014 07:03 PM (AQTz3)

164 155 The revenue will come down from tobacco taxes as more and more buy them out of state, or on reservations. I'm sure this never even occurred to them. Idiots.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 07:04 PM (ojnk6)

165 Barack Obama is full of shit. That is all.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 15, 2014 07:04 PM (Q8vlx)

166 In some places up near Chicagoland, a pack of marlboros goes for 12-13 dollars. Smuggling? Naw aint happening.

Posted by: GMB (et al) at March 15, 2014 07:04 PM (nkPV9)

167 Sharyl Attkisson ‏@SharylAttkisson 48m (Besides the commonly cited stories, think of some that are more obscure as well)

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 15, 2014 07:05 PM (DmNpO)

168 Mindy, Cactus Cuties, before they got real big. Texas girls. And thank you! ( In case you missed it earlier, when I win the lotto, I'm buying you a big ol bell jar of Sarrasins!)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:05 PM (Pfvig)

169 Somebody linked this on the last thread: http://tinyurl.com/p78t8xf I'm drinking Mount Gay rum in the form of a daiquiri at this very moment.

Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2014 07:06 PM (sdi6R)

170 25 Nothing from the "Scott Tenorman Must Die" episode in that Cartman Top Ten Moments list?

Heresy!

Posted by: Thrawn at March 15, 2014 10:14 PM (WlWt+)

I was disappointed in them not including Cartman playing "lambs."

As in Silence of the...

Posted by: buzzion at March 15, 2014 07:07 PM (LI48c)

171 Also love how they had to pull the mic back from the wee one right before she let it loose!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:07 PM (Pfvig)

172 Truck Monkey- I had to read that twice! Massachusetts will soon follow to live up to Taxachusetts reputation.

Posted by: Carol at March 15, 2014 07:07 PM (gjOCp)

173 151 Jacking up taxes on e-cigs is a dead giveaway. It has nothing whatsoever to do with public health, and everything to do with controlling individual behavior. Leftists are full-bore totalitarians, period. Yet that's what they accuse us of doing. It's projection all the way down. Leftism is truly a mental disorder. Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2014 10:59 PM (sdi6R) A lefty I know has issues with his dad trying to micro-manage his life. So of course, this lefty is all in favor of government control over citizens' personal choices.

Posted by: Mindy at March 15, 2014 07:07 PM (Ew9Pv)

174 kbdabear ... that um compliance pic

She's too perfect to be real. Must be a Decepticon....

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 15, 2014 07:07 PM (Urmiy)

175

I was delighted when my sister quit smoking on New Year's. She's fine most of the time, but has a tough time when she's driving and and having a glass of wine. The e-cigs have helped her tremondously with that.

I would have used them myself if they had been around when I quit. Now they want to punish people who are trying to quit (the ones who use e-cigs)? If I was a smoker and not trying to quit, I wouldn't bother with the things - I had a puff off my sister's e-cig and it's not much of anything - it just helps with the hand-mouth thing (very, very hard to get over) and the sensation of seeing a little bit of "smoke" and feeling like you're really smoking. They're effective pyschological aids is what they are.

These asshat pols are showing it's not people's health they're concerned about. They want the goddamn "sin tax."

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 07:08 PM (R3gO3)

176 Lurkers, doggone it, come on out! Please??

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:08 PM (Pfvig)

177 Hi Mindy. How is thr math teaching?

Posted by: PaleRider at March 15, 2014 07:08 PM (vL0Nv)

178 the thread below should be at a fever pitch right now...the Mega-Millions drawing occurred at 11:00 PM Eastern... As I have dermis in the scrum, I should probably confirm my winning numbers. I so wanted to win on a Tuesday night, for the "I don't have to get up on Wednesday" factor.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2014 07:08 PM (JMmQ9)

179 166 That's my home town. Sheesh, I can buy them for $30 a carton in GA. A biz idea is beginning to form.....Hi Bob at NSA. GFY.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 07:08 PM (ojnk6)

180 What the idiot politicians in MD don't understand is that money is fungible. I live within 20 minutes of PA and VA and WV. I, when I smoked, used to purchase cigarettes in VA or WV. Sometimes gasoline can be a whole 50 cents cheaper in VA than it is in MD. Taxing the shit out of something will just make money move. MD has lost a LOT on Millionaires over the last decade because of the regressive State taxes.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 15, 2014 07:08 PM (jucos)

181 In a word or phrase, on what news story or topic would you like to see more coverage? Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 15, 2014 11:02 PM (DmNpO) fnord (DmNpO) Corruption, abuse of power and authority, at every level. You know, those things reporters brag constantly they go after, and only actually do often enough to keep up appearances.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 15, 2014 07:08 PM (qyfb5)

182 168. Tammy, you're a total sweetie! That would be scrumptious!

Posted by: Mindy at March 15, 2014 07:09 PM (Ew9Pv)

183

"She's fine most of the time, but has a tough time when she's driving and and having a glass of wine. "

Oh dear. I should point out that she does not drive and have a glass of wine at the same time.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 07:10 PM (R3gO3)

184 Thank you, Chavez! Likewise.

Posted by: Carol at March 15, 2014 07:11 PM (gjOCp)

185 I quit smoking when Vantage's were $10 a carton. And I thought THAT was expensive.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 07:11 PM (4Mv1T)

186 183 "She's fine most of the time, but has a tough time when she's driving and and having a glass of wine. " Oh dear. I should point out that she does not drive and have a glass of wine at the same time. Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 11:10 PM (R3gO3) I would certainly hope not. All that spilled wine would be murder to get out of the upholstery.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2014 07:11 PM (UAMVq)

187 Well Tuesday's Mega Million drawing is a $400 million annuity.

And that 16,000 acre island down in Chile is still for sale. Or maybe that 220 acre island in Fiji...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 15, 2014 07:11 PM (Urmiy)

188 Carol,Tammy, Where the hell is eveybody?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 15, 2014 07:11 PM (Q8vlx)

189 TM, we've been taxed on storm water here in carolina for years.

Posted by: NCKate at March 15, 2014 07:12 PM (y7PFk)

190 186 True, beer in a can is much safer while driving. Less spillage.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 07:12 PM (ojnk6)

191 I quit smoking when cigarettes cleared $7 a pack.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 15, 2014 07:12 PM (jucos)

192

I would certainly hope not. All that spilled wine would be murder to get out of the upholstery. Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2014 11:11 PM (UAMVq)

Well, she's a white wine drinker.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 07:12 PM (R3gO3)

193 179. Best thing to do is after you load up, drive in through southern Illinois then transfer to a vehicle with Il plates before going up north.

Not that I would know anything about this.

Posted by: GMB (et al) at March 15, 2014 07:13 PM (nkPV9)

194 Alton, Mega was drawn on Friday, so you're good to go for your Tuesday.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:13 PM (Pfvig)

195 The last pack I bought was $1.25 in 1989

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 07:13 PM (4Mv1T)

196 PaleRider, I am really enjoying this semester. The community college system is trying to enforce more conformity, which I tried last semester with miserable results, so this semester I have returned to relying on my experience and common sense to provide a good learning experience for my students. Way more fun, and this bunch is REALLY "getting" it! Woo hoo!

Posted by: Mindy at March 15, 2014 07:13 PM (Ew9Pv)

197 http://tinyurl.com/ksj2q5o

Posted by: lotroholic at March 15, 2014 07:13 PM (C94J7)

198 189 TM, we've been taxed on storm water here in carolina for years. Posted by: NCKate at March 15, 2014 11:12 PM (y7PFk) Hide posts from (y7PFk)

Wait -- what???

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 07:14 PM (T1005)

199 Eh, Sabrina there looks like she had an inflation accident. I prefer http://bit.ly/1fAcqmE I think that's about as much as I could handle anyway.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 15, 2014 07:14 PM (qyfb5)

200 I enjoyed the cat video. They really are evil little bastards.

Posted by: nerdygirl's beagle at March 15, 2014 07:14 PM (1/IUa)

201 Carol,Tammy, Where the hell is eveybody? Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 15, 2014 11:11 PM (Q8vlx) Enjoying Saturday night??

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:15 PM (Pfvig)

202 Chavez? Maybe they're all out? I bought new underwear online last week & planned to return what I don't like today & get more of the ones I like. I decided to wait until they hold up in wash before buying more. I'm watching last hour of Mildred Pierce. If I don't watch it now, I will forget about it until after I cancel HBO again.

Posted by: Carol at March 15, 2014 07:15 PM (gjOCp)

203 Water under the bridge. I owe this nation nothing. Don't mind doing things for it--just did, in fact, gladly, good things of possible great significance--but don't owe it anything. The nation paid for my service. And so did I. I owe nothing.

Posted by: Logicus at March 15, 2014 11:02 PM (USKx4)

This is much the same way I feel about my country, I have given more than I have taken. By almost any measure.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 15, 2014 07:15 PM (291hy)

204 201 Carol,Tammy, Where the hell is eveybody? Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 15, 2014 11:11 PM (Q8vlx) Enjoying Saturday night?? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 11:15 PM (Pfvig) Unpossible since they're not here on the ONT!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2014 07:16 PM (UAMVq)

205 193 Got a, few buddies in the Champaign area. Wheels are a turning...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 07:16 PM (ojnk6)

206

191 I quit smoking when cigarettes cleared $7 a pack. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 15, 2014 11:12 PM (jucos)

Yep. I was a 2 pack a day smoker. No way could I afford to piss away $14. a day, every day. Hell, I remember saying I'd quit when they reached a buck a pack. I remember the first time I paid that much for them - at JKF airport in 1980. I was shocked, but thought, "Hey, it's the airport and it's NYC."

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 07:16 PM (R3gO3)

207 "Sometimes gasoline can be a whole 50 cents cheaper in VA than it is in MD." Not when I'm done here.

Posted by: Gov McSleaze DNCBagMan at March 15, 2014 07:16 PM (WlWt+)

208 128 Some blonde named Sabrina Open Thread Compliance pic http://tinyurl.com/o5p5p26 Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2014 10:54 PM (aTXUx) At this point, I can only give it one thumb up, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 15, 2014 07:16 PM (HxSXm)

209 PaleRider, how are your quadruped friends?

Posted by: Mindy at March 15, 2014 07:16 PM (Ew9Pv)

210 @ 156

   Logicus, I have to respectfully disagree, here.

    You DO owe the nation something-the effort to ensure that it endures.

   ALL of us have that responsibility on a continuing basis.In whatever way we can, no matter how insignificant it may appear to be.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 15, 2014 07:17 PM (SAMxH)

211 Most excellent point, Insomniac!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:17 PM (Pfvig)

212 There are a lot missing tonight. It was sunny & in 50s here today. Tomorrow is another story. Back to being cold again, but not bone chilling cold.

Posted by: Carol at March 15, 2014 07:17 PM (gjOCp)

213 Previous thread very interesting/entertaining. Gotta save most of it for tomorrow. TR - Did troop 55 meet in the hut (did it still exist?) kind of out behind Myers Park Presbyterian?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 07:18 PM (aDwsi)

214 With its lights off and its transponder not transmitting, 844AA took off to the southwest, and headed out over the Atlantic Ocean. The 727 and the two men have not been seen since.

Oh, yes they have.

Posted by: The staff at Davy Jones' Locker at March 15, 2014 07:18 PM (Dwehj)

215 129 114 some states also want to to tax electric cars bec they "escape" the gas tax. I guess they will also alternate gas tax pedestrians eventually. Posted by: Votermom at March 15, 2014 10:55 PM (GSIDW) Or bicyclists.

Posted by: nerdygirl's beagle at March 15, 2014 07:18 PM (1/IUa)

216 The price of smoking. I never did, watched too many of the older generations of the family die because of it.

But I was taking an accounting class in junior college. One of my classmates, she was this cute blond and she smoked. Hanging with her at lunch and just chatting. And she was wondering where to get the money to afford a buying a truck. Walked her through the math on the cost of her smokes and the light blinked on on how many truck payments she could afford by not smoking.

Then we went to the accounting class. So she rattles off to the fossil man who was our instructor how she applied the class to real life. And he exclaimed that was a stupid reason to quit smoking.

*thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 15, 2014 07:18 PM (Urmiy)

217 And STILL no delurking. I haz sadface.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:19 PM (Pfvig)

218 Hey! Beagle! Get off my computer.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 15, 2014 07:19 PM (1/IUa)

219 bonk bonk on tha head

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 15, 2014 07:19 PM (V4CBV)

220 Wait -- what??? Posted by: cthulhu ------ Yep. We a 'Runoff Tax'

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 07:19 PM (aDwsi)

221 Don't worry about the e-cigs. The WHO has declared that sugar is the new tobacco.

Posted by: kindletot at March 15, 2014 07:19 PM (LRUgq)

222 194 Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 11:13 PM Spot-on, Tammy. The thread below is chasing last night's Mega-Millions' drawing (which no one won). Caturdays are PowerBall.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2014 07:19 PM (JMmQ9)

223 220 Wait -- what??? Posted by: cthulhu ------ Yep. We a 'Runoff Tax' Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 11:19 PM (aDwsi) That's nucking futz.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2014 07:20 PM (UAMVq)

224 >>Don't worry about the e-cigs. The WHO has declared that sugar is the new tobacco. I won't get fooled again.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 15, 2014 07:20 PM (V4CBV)

225 71 Anyone here willing to defend the guy who called 911 because his cat was out of his control? ------------------------------------------------ Listen, I was once trapped in my bathroom hiding from my fat bastard cat, who flipped out for some stupid feline reason -- maybe because the Fancy Feast Albacore and Shad Roe With Duck Confit wasn't materializing fast enough into his Limoges food bowl -- and he began clawing and biting me in a fury. Drew blood! After I slammed the door in his fuzzy mug he began ramming into the door at top speed and caterwauling. Had to wait half an hour until his walnut-sized brain was distracted by something. I miss that fat little shit so much. Battered Cat-Owner Syndrome.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 15, 2014 07:20 PM (QBm1P)

226 And, out come the wolves!

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 15, 2014 07:20 PM (Q8vlx)

227 TR - Did troop 55 meet in the hut (did it still exist?) kind of out behind Myers Park Presbyterian? Posted by: Mike Hammer ---------------------------------------- It was a fairly substantial one story block building as I recall. Just big enough to have a tile floored meeting area surrounded by small rooms for the patrols to meet. Like it was built for that purpose. A small playground with swings and sandboxes between it and the main building.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 07:20 PM (4Mv1T)

228 I've been wondering this for awhile. Instead of nicotine couldn't you have a THC fluid in your e-cigarette? Would it still be illegal?

Posted by: thermadin at March 15, 2014 07:21 PM (W+08+)

229 Battered Cat-Owner Syndrome. Then you could have killed it with impunity.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2014 07:21 PM (UAMVq)

230 ONT... the final frontier.

These are the exploits of the Ace of Spades HQ Overnight Open Thread. Its late night mission... to explore strange new topics, to seek out new life and new un-civilizations, to boldly go where no Moron/'Ette has gone before.

Posted by: Jame T. Lurk at March 15, 2014 07:21 PM (QthYu)

231

Maybe everyone is still contemplating what they would do if they won the lottery. It's a very pleasant topic!

As someone pointed out, Dorothy Parker wrote a great short story about 2 flappers imagining themselves winning $1 million (probably worth $100 million in today's money) back in the 1920's.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 07:21 PM (R3gO3)

232 205 I live about 25 miles east of Champaign, oldest daughter goes to UofI . Nice place. Way too many college brats there for my tastes.

Posted by: GMB (et al) at March 15, 2014 07:21 PM (nkPV9)

233 This is interesting: http://tinyurl.com/l2u2gab Elizabeth McGovern was unbelievably hot in the movie Ragtime. But that was a long time ago. Now she's singing with a band. I've never heard her music, but I'd still hit it. She's not as hot as she used to be, but she's almost the same age as me, and it's not like I have options at this point.

Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2014 07:21 PM (sdi6R)

234 They're good Mindy. Shedding season has started. Spring snow dripping off branches the next day and horses shedding are a couple of my signs of spring.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 15, 2014 07:21 PM (vL0Nv)

235 Yes I was quite stunned to be told that marijuana is better for me than sugar.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 15, 2014 07:22 PM (RZ8pf)

236 235 Yes I was quite stunned to be told that marijuana is better for me than sugar. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 15, 2014 11:22 PM (RZ8pf) Wait. What?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2014 07:22 PM (UAMVq)

237 Looks like I get to take my Cadet back to post in a snowstorm. I really had hoped all that would have passed by now. On the plus side, I worked on the boat today in 70* weather.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 15, 2014 07:22 PM (KVCIX)

238 Ah, Powerball. I think we do both here. They did the CA lotto on Weds and Sats, so I tend to have that on the brain when I think about the lottery. It's a 50 mile round-trip now to get a ticket, so I try and remember to do it when I'm in town, but I usually don't!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:22 PM (Pfvig)

239 First?

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 15, 2014 07:22 PM (4d0wu)

240 I remember getting smokes from a cigarette vending machine. 7 quarters would get you a pack.... in the 80's.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 15, 2014 07:23 PM (jucos)

241 ALL of us have that responsibility on a continuing basis.In whatever way we can, no matter how insignificant it may appear to be. Posted by: irongrampa -------------- It is a debt that we owe to those who came before, and who put/kept in place everything.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 07:23 PM (aDwsi)

242 219 bonk bonk on tha head
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 15, 2014 11:19 PM (V4CBV)
Ouch

Posted by: Puppet Pal Clem at March 15, 2014 07:23 PM (Zue0g)

243 Posted by: kindletot at March 15, 2014 11:19 PM (LRUgq) Why the hell doeas Roger Daltrey care how much sugar I eat?heh

Posted by: weirdflunky at March 15, 2014 07:23 PM (2Wvmd)

244 Carol, Tammy, nite y'all .

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 15, 2014 07:23 PM (Q8vlx)

245 228 Thermadin, atomizers for pot already exist. A firends of mine uses one openly, here in GA. Not legal at all, but no giveaway smell.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 07:24 PM (ojnk6)

246

I had a puff off my sister's e-cig and it's not much of anything - it just helps with the hand-mouth thing (very, very hard to get over) and the sensation of seeing a little bit of "smoke" and feeling like you're really smoking. They're effective pyschological aids is what they are.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 11:08 PM (R3gO3)

Then you're doing it wrong (or you had a shitty cig-a-like or something). A good mod gives a nice throat hit and a nicotine burn sensation that cigarettes can't come close to.

I actually tried to go back to cigarettes. Dry, tasteless, and weak.

Posted by: disgusting oratory at March 15, 2014 07:24 PM (cquH6)

247 7 quarters would get you a pack.... in the 80's.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 15, 2014 11:23 PM (jucos)

Vic remembers when seven quarters would get you a room and a hooker!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 15, 2014 07:24 PM (QFxY5)

248 241 ALL of us have that responsibility on a continuing basis.In whatever way we can, no matter how insignificant it may appear to be. Posted by: irongrampa -------------- It is a debt that we owe to those who came before, and who put/kept in place everything. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 11:23 PM (aDwsi) We have to keep in mind that our country is not the same thing as the cocksuckers running it.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2014 07:24 PM (UAMVq)

249 Posted by: Jame T. Lurk at March 15, 2014 11:21 PM (QthYu) Now then! Welcome back!! Bad bad group to use those words with, but thank you for coming back!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:24 PM (Pfvig)

250 When I started smoking, cigs were 55 cents a pack. Late 70's.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 07:24 PM (R3gO3)

251 TR - Pretty sure that would have been the same place that my Cub Scout den met. Small world.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 07:25 PM (aDwsi)

252 Tammy, There were too many ONTs or pre ONTs up at same time. Paul was doing better for a week, he's been on oxygen since December 6 & was off of it last week. He's back on it this week. The 30th will be one year in hospital and/or rehab. There is virtually no way to get him to MA from ME unless I play & win lottery. I don't play, but a good friend does & he's told me if he wins big he will give me $$$.

Posted by: Carol at March 15, 2014 07:25 PM (gjOCp)

253 157 Maryland now taxes the rain. I shit you not. Something to do with saving the Bay. Google will take pictures of your property from space and the state is going to determine how much you will be taxed based on how rainwater runs off your property. I just wonder what is coming next. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 15, 2014 11:02 PM (jucos) Places in Virginia have started doing it like my town of Roanoke. For years they neglected the water and sewer/stormwater system by using any money earned from that for the typical overpaying of employees and other worthless bullshit. Now, they don't have the money to repair/replace the system so we are going to get hit with a new tax by the city. They will base it on how much of your property has been "improved". Asphalt/concrete driveway gets taxed while a gravel one won't. I'm thinking Roanoke will just go out and buy more ethanol fuel vehicles that they will fill up with gas.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 15, 2014 07:25 PM (HxSXm)

254 OK Horde, what classic movie character best depicts a Progressive?

My vote... http://tinyurl.com/3v8pyt

Posted by: Movie Buff at March 15, 2014 07:25 PM (C94J7)

255 Night Chavez! Hey Puppet Pal!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:25 PM (Pfvig)

256 >>>235 Yes I was quite stunned to be told that marijuana is better for me than sugar. Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 15, 2014 11:22 PM (RZ8pf) ----------------- Now you know why they're always after me Lucky Charms. I'm a fucking drug mule.

Posted by: The Leprechaun at March 15, 2014 07:25 PM (pfqFp)

257 Sugar---the White Death.

Posted by: W.H.O. at March 15, 2014 07:25 PM (hn5v5)

258 Lauren, Made it to the Lucchese outlet, DAMN!!! I got out of there with a reasonably priced pair that were on sale for half price, so score. Bad news, I sat and stared at the pair I REALLY wanted for like 15 minutes before I decided, that no, it wasn't ethical to trade first born son who was with me, for boots. 😉 Funny thing about breast feeding, I did it with all three of mine until they pretty much weaned themselves at around a year old. But, I honestly don't think I ever had to do it in public now that I think about it. Weird, huh. I guess I just wasn't allowed out of the house for almost five years.

Posted by: lindafell at March 15, 2014 07:26 PM (PGO8C)

259 Movie buff, hello, hello.... er, disgusting oratory, have we met? Hello!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:26 PM (Pfvig)

260 PaleRider, cool harbingers of spring!

Posted by: Mindy at March 15, 2014 07:26 PM (Ew9Pv)

261 I can remember when you could get a shave and a haircut for two bits.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 07:26 PM (aDwsi)

262 Then we went to the accounting class. So she rattles off to the fossil man who was our instructor how she applied the class to real life. And he exclaimed that was a stupid reason to quit smoking. *thud* Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 15, 2014 11:18 PM (Urmiy) fnord (Urmiy) Indeed.

Posted by: Teal'c[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 15, 2014 07:27 PM (qyfb5)

263 Doing "the field" is pretty easy and satisfying....all the pain-in-the-neck stuff is at the edges....which leads to a logical corollary -- never run laminate in a hallway (says the guy that has laminate in his hallway). Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 10:56 PM (T1005) Tell me about it. I installed my own laminate flooring in my livingroom, one bedroom, and the connecting hallway. The connecting hallway is small, L shaped, and has 5 doorways. I put off doing it, and the very last little piece was pretty much impossible to do well. I had to force it in and didn't do a great job. I had to do a small repair on it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 15, 2014 07:27 PM (1/IUa)

264 >>>When I started smoking, cigs were 55 cents a pack. Late 70's. That can't be true. All the ettes are 28. With smoking hot bodies. And tan lines. It's in the by-laws.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 15, 2014 07:27 PM (4d0wu)

265 I think Zappos.com carries Luchesse, maybe not the newest styles, though.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:28 PM (Pfvig)

266 What do these have in common: tomatoes, potatoes, cauliflower, eggplant, black tea, peppers? Think tax.

Posted by: Nylon66 at March 15, 2014 07:28 PM (YELrK)

267 Vic remembers when seven ~~quarters~~ clams would get you a room and a hooker!
Fixed.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 15, 2014 07:28 PM (hn5v5)

268 Yes I was quite stunned to be told that marijuana is better for me than sugar.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 15, 2014 11:22 PM (RZ8pf)

You know, at least with drunks they don't try and claim that alcohol is a miracle drug and completely harmless.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 15, 2014 07:28 PM (lr3d7)

269 There's a tax on black tea salads???

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 15, 2014 07:28 PM (hn5v5)

270

Shit and today, I, a one-time 2 pack a day smoker, actually ate a goddamn kale salad. I don't recommend it.

Kale tastes like crap. OK in a soup with lots of other things. In a salad - lord, how did kale ever become some great trendy food?

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 07:29 PM (R3gO3)

271 I haven't bought a pack of cigarettes in 20 years. A Premier Supermatic machine, a little elbow grease, and a 1 lb. bag of pipe tobacco will make me 3 cartons for about $20.

Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2014 07:29 PM (sdi6R)

272 TR - Pretty sure that would have been the same place that my Cub Scout den met. Small world. Posted by: Mike Hammer --------------------------- I remember you told me you lived down the street. It was the same one we parked on for church. Used to park my dad's '65 Galaxie on your street (with a big block 352 4 barrel) and "steal" it for drives during church. My old service manager from the Sears Auto Center where I was a mechanic in high school goes to church there this day.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 07:29 PM (4Mv1T)

273 I miss that fat little shit so much.

Battered Cat-Owner Syndrome.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 15, 2014 11:20 PM (QBm1P)

Yet you didn't call 911.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 15, 2014 07:30 PM (291hy)

274 Good evening, Horde. I hate midterms. It's beer time.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 15, 2014 07:30 PM (N/cFh)

275 Crap. Now I'm craving eggplant. Must be all the nicotine in it.

Posted by: NCKate at March 15, 2014 07:30 PM (y7PFk)

276

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 15, 2014 11:27 PM (4d0wu)

I was in a preborn state in the late '70's.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 07:31 PM (R3gO3)

277 I thought you already passed and had finished, Gingy.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 15, 2014 07:31 PM (hn5v5)

278 Cigs $1.50 per carton out at sea past the tax limit. 1974

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 15, 2014 07:32 PM (Zue0g)

279 264 That can't be true. All the ettes are 28. With smoking hot bodies. And tan lines. It's in the by-laws. Posted by: DC in Towson at March 15, 2014 11:27 PM (4d0wu) --- Fuck. Got that wrong, too.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 15, 2014 07:32 PM (N/cFh)

280 NCKate, correct. All have evil nicotine and should be taxed. Because.

Posted by: Nylon66 at March 15, 2014 07:32 PM (YELrK)

281 >>>You know, at least with drunks they don't try and claim that alcohol is a miracle drug and completely harmless. As a habitual user of both intoxicants, I can attest to the fact that neither is good for you, but fuck you if you tell me I can't indulge on a Saturday night. And Beagle has treed some critter, so I have to get the pellet gun and deal with this now. Back in a minute.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 15, 2014 07:32 PM (4d0wu)

282 280 yup.

Posted by: NCKate at March 15, 2014 07:33 PM (y7PFk)

283 "All Right Good Night" could be a coded message from the pilot, communicating under duress. RGN is the airport code for Yangon, Myanmar. Possibly the pilot was being forced to take the plane on that heading.

Posted by: Ann A. Nimity at March 15, 2014 07:33 PM (wYKFm)

284 277 I thought you already passed and had finished, Gingy. Posted by: andycanuck at March 15, 2014 11:31 PM (hn5v5) --- Taking my last two classes, four credits. I can get D in each class and still graduate cum Laude.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 15, 2014 07:33 PM (N/cFh)

285 @ 248

Yeah, it's easy to fall into that mindset.

But what made the country the most exceptional on the planet is still there under the layer of filth the left has deposited.

And that country will be a beacon to the world again.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 15, 2014 07:33 PM (SAMxH)

286 AS my wife just finished up breast feeding my infant not that long ago, I guess my question is, why wouldn't you want to be discreet about it? Given the number of pervs and toilet hobos lurking about, do you really want to give somebody a free show? Is it really that hard to to find a wall? Did you not bring a diaper bag with extra milk (by which I mean previously pumped boob juice) to avoid this whole issue? And what kind of husband wants to have her wife flashing tit everywhere. I'm glad the though nuts on the video decided that it he was manly enough to affront an hourly paid worker.

Posted by: taylork at March 15, 2014 07:34 PM (9bPUR)

287 TR - Beverly Drive. Yeah. Lived on Portland Ave. too. I was at Myers Park Presbyterian last year for the funeral of a cousin's husband. Come to think of it, I don't think I've been in there except for funerals.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 07:34 PM (aDwsi)

288 Fuck. Got that wrong, too.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 15, 2014 11:32 PM (N/cFh)

>>>>>>>>>>>

How can you get fucking wrong?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 15, 2014 07:34 PM (jucos)

289 >>>And that country will be a beacon to the world again. ------------ Don't hold your breath.

Posted by: Carthage at March 15, 2014 07:35 PM (pfqFp)

290 Never smoked, but I did the Skoal/Copenhagen thing. 79 cents a can when I started in 81, 2.59 a can when I quit in 97. By that point I was almost up to 2 cans a day. Once I quit, it was the best money I never spent, but getting used to driving, watching TV, and taking a dump without a dip was a bitch. Even now when I drink a few beers, I still get a hankering for it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 15, 2014 07:35 PM (HxSXm)

291 Kale tastes like crap. OK in a soup with lots of other things. In a salad - lord, how did kale ever become some great trendy food? Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 11:29 PM (R3gO3) Donna, I make a salad with kale that I think is pretty good. I use baby kale and put diced cucumbers, carrot shavings, and sunflower seeds in it and lightly dress it with macadamia nut oil and Bragg's apple cider vinegar. The vinegar is what transforms the kale into something edible.

Posted by: Mindy at March 15, 2014 07:35 PM (Ew9Pv)

292 IG- I reverently respect all that you and yours have done for this country, and all you hope it can be again. But look at western Europe. We are just a generation behind. I have seen not one thing that gives me hope that the tide can be turned.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 07:36 PM (4Mv1T)

293 Thermadin, atomizers for pot already exist. A firends of mine uses one openly, here in GA. Not legal at all, but no giveaway smell.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 11:24 PM (ojnk6)

But if there is no pot how is it illegal? Is THC illegal? I had roommates in collegat that smoke pot like chimneys, but it done nothing for me. Just curious on how new tech make laws obsolete.

Posted by: thermadin at March 15, 2014 07:36 PM (W+08+)

294 288 It's like a bad day at the golf course is better than a good day at the office. Or something......

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 07:36 PM (ojnk6)

295 288 Fuck. Got that wrong, too. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 15, 2014 11:32 PM (N/cFh) >>>>>>>>>>> How can you get fucking wrong? Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 15, 2014 11:34 PM (jucos) --- I could introduce you to a few of my exes.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 15, 2014 07:37 PM (N/cFh)

296 >>>Posted by: Jame T. Lurk at March 15, 2014 11:21 PM (QthYu)

Now then! Welcome back!!<<<

Why, thank you.

Now. Where the green women at?

Posted by: James T. Lurk at March 15, 2014 07:37 PM (QthYu)

297 Posted by: Ann A. Nimity at March 15, 2014 11:33 PM (wYKFm) Oooh, intriguing. And welcome!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:38 PM (Pfvig)

298 Bell & Howell nice products

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 15, 2014 07:38 PM (HVff2)

299 >>>Got that wrong, too. Well, seeing as you're Canadian, we can forgive the tan line thing. Just this once.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 15, 2014 07:39 PM (4d0wu)

300 Posted by: James T. Lurk at March 15, 2014 11:37 PM (QthYu) I'd tell ya, but then I'd have to kill ya, and I need you around to lure other lurkers...

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:39 PM (Pfvig)

301 Alex, how are you this evening?

Posted by: Mindy at March 15, 2014 07:39 PM (Ew9Pv)

302 299 >>>Got that wrong, too. Well, seeing as you're Canadian, we can forgive the tan line thing. Just this once. Posted by: DC in Towson at March 15, 2014 11:39 PM (4d0wu) --- I have also been 28 for almost 15 years.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 15, 2014 07:39 PM (N/cFh)

303 Taking my last two classes, four credits.
Break a leg then. And no Fs, young lady, or you'll hear from the horde!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 15, 2014 07:40 PM (hn5v5)

304 The tan line requirement is clearly discriminatory towards gingers. It is unpossible for us.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:40 PM (Pfvig)

305

Remember everybody, tomorrow is the feast of St. Rachel (Corrie), Our Lady of the Pancake.

Of course, a side of either bacon or pork sausage is mandatory.

Posted by: gebrauchshund at March 15, 2014 07:40 PM (WUFRY)

306 I have also been 28 for almost 15 years. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth ------------------------ Math is not allowed in the ONT.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 07:40 PM (4Mv1T)

307
When your one tool is a hammer (taxing the hell out of everything) everything looks like a nail.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2014 10:50 PM (UAMVq)

Or the Donk version, when your one tool is a hammer, you usually have a sickle nearby.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 15, 2014 07:40 PM (AHzA7)

308 Andy fer chrissakes. Honours. I get an extra tassel.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 15, 2014 07:41 PM (N/cFh)

309 You know, when the government tax got to $5 a head, I went ahead and turned in all the Jews.

That's your "I quit when they got to $___ a pack" argument, in a nutshell.

If the commissars say your new gun permit is $1000 a year, I can understand you "getting rid" of your gun. Provided you've paid your canoe license.

But don't come telling me it was a money-saving move on your part.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 15, 2014 07:41 PM (xq1UY)

310 293 Not sure, but I'm sure it has been made illegal somehow. I haven't indulged for decades, so I don't follow the laws. This guy has found a source for the atomizer substance that will get one high that will sail through Customs and TSA, no idea how.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 07:41 PM (ojnk6)

311

Mindy: I'll try to remember that.

I love me some bacon as much as any other member of the tribe, and that wars with my "must eat healthy stuff" side. In December my bacon and chocolate and butter and to hell with it side won out - and I gained 7 pounds easy as anything.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 07:41 PM (R3gO3)

312 286 AS my wife just finished up breast feeding my infant not that long ago, I guess my question is, why wouldn't you want to be discreet about it? Given the number of pervs and toilet hobos lurking about, do you really want to give somebody a free show? Is it really that hard to to find a wall? Did you not bring a diaper bag with extra milk (by which I mean previously pumped boob juice) to avoid this whole issue? And what kind of husband wants to have her wife flashing tit everywhere. I'm glad the though nuts on the video decided that it he was manly enough to affront an hourly paid worker. Posted by: taylork at March 15, 2014 11:34 PM (9bPUR) It's not about the breast feeding, it's about being seen breast feeding. Today at lunch, young girl looked like she was pregnant, she had her gut exposed. They want you to see it, it is their goal in life to have everyone look at them like people look at celebrities.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 15, 2014 07:41 PM (HxSXm)

313 220 Wait -- what???

Posted by: cthulhu
------

Yep. We a 'Runoff Tax' Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 11:19 PM (aDwsi) Hide posts from (aDwsi)

How does that work? How much is it?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 07:42 PM (T1005)

314 I wouldn't mention "tassels" around this crowd, Gingy.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 15, 2014 07:42 PM (hn5v5)

315 "258 Lauren, Made it to the Lucchese outlet, DAMN!!! I got out of there with a reasonably priced pair that were on sale for half price, so score. Bad news, I sat and stared at the pair I REALLY wanted for like 15 minutes before I decided, that no, it wasn't ethical to trade first born son who was with me, for boots. 😉" Haha, that would have been a tough call. Glad you scored a great deal though!

Posted by: Lauren at March 15, 2014 07:42 PM (hFL/3)

316 Smokes were 90 cents a pack when I started.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 15, 2014 07:43 PM (291hy)

317 What happens when you use an alcoholic beverage in an atomizer?

Posted by: Asking for a Friend at March 15, 2014 07:43 PM (C94J7)

318 >>>298 Bell & Howell nice products ------------- A storied American name that was sold off go the Chinese. They slapped it on cut rate PCs for a while. Haven't seen it around lately. In light of the foregoing, we'll not see the likes of Sabrina in a Bell and Howell ad again any time soon. China is known for its critical shortage of boobehs.

Posted by: Carthage at March 15, 2014 07:43 PM (pfqFp)

319 304 The tan line requirement is clearly discriminatory towards gingers. It is unpossible for us. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 11:40 PM (Pfvig) --- I have a line of permanent freckles from a particularly bad sunburn. It's almost like a tan.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 15, 2014 07:43 PM (N/cFh)

320 Since no one asked, I had a 1 mile time trial today. Gingy, I did it at the track at Lock Raven HS. Drum roll please..... Five minutes, forty nine seconds.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 15, 2014 07:43 PM (4d0wu)

321 Gingy, they are so going to make suggestions about tassel placement.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:44 PM (Pfvig)

322 Remember everybody, tomorrow is the feast of St. Rachel (Corrie), Our Lady of the Pancake. Posted by: gebrauchshund at March 15, 2014 11:40 PM (WUFRY)
Be sure to wear yellow. The color of Caterpillar.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 15, 2014 07:44 PM (Zue0g)

323 And Beagle has treed some critter, so I have to get the pellet gun and deal with this now. Back in a minute. Posted by: DC in Towson at March 15, 2014 11:32 PM (4d0wu) You forgot 'Hold mah beer and watch this...' Evenin' all. Accomplishments today- went full redneck and rigged up a system to move an entire wooden playground set without breaking it all down. Also, made and set my first leprechaun trap with my nephew. 65 degrees today... Snowstorm in monday. Yay!

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 07:44 PM (QeH9j)

324 Where is Gushka these days? I have a feline with a couple of bum toes who needs to see a kitty chiropractor.

Posted by: Mindy at March 15, 2014 07:44 PM (Ew9Pv)

325 Jesus, DC. My mile was only ever 12 minutes.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 15, 2014 07:44 PM (N/cFh)

326 304 The tan line requirement is clearly discriminatory towards gingers. It is unpossible for us. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 11:40 PM (Pfvig) You know the drill when bragging about tan lines or no tan lines. Pics.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 15, 2014 07:45 PM (HxSXm)

327 Gingy, they are so going to make suggestions about tassel placement. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor ---------------------------------------- She said "tassels".

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 07:45 PM (4Mv1T)

328 It's almost like a tan. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 15, 2014 11:43 PM (N/cFh) Shoulders?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:45 PM (Pfvig)

329 "Did you not bring a diaper bag with extra milk (by which I mean previously pumped boob juice) to avoid this whole issue? " Some women really can't get much out with a pump I'm one of them. I wish it were that easy!

Posted by: Lauren at March 15, 2014 07:45 PM (hFL/3)

330 317 The tax is doubled.

Posted by: Nylon66 at March 15, 2014 07:45 PM (YELrK)

331 I have always heard that an Irish tan is when all the freckles connect.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 07:45 PM (R3gO3)

332
Time for the old folk. Tomorrow I get to tackle the hallways.

Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.

Posted by: irongrampa at March 15, 2014 07:45 PM (SAMxH)

333 DC being all fleet of foot and shit. Well done!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:45 PM (Pfvig)

334 My Dad still has a Bell and Howell slide projector. It has to date from the early 50's. Slide shows.... brings back memories. Very distinctive smell the projectors had when they got hot.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 15, 2014 07:45 PM (jucos)

335 Never smoked, but I did the Skoal/Copenhagen thing. 79 cents a can when I started in 81, 2.59 a can when I quit in 97. By that point I was almost up to 2 cans a day. Once I quit, it was the best money I never spent, but getting used to driving, watching TV, and taking a dump without a dip was a bitch. Even now when I drink a few beers, I still get a hankering for it. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 15, 2014 59Â¢ a tin when I started 37 years ago...now payin' over $4 per tin.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2014 07:46 PM (JMmQ9)

336 328 It's almost like a tan. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 15, 2014 11:43 PM (N/cFh) Shoulders? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 11:45 PM (Pfvig) --- And chest. White lines where the straps were.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 15, 2014 07:46 PM (N/cFh)

337 Very distinctive smell the projectors had when they got hot.
Is that a Sabrina reference?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 15, 2014 07:46 PM (hn5v5)

338 Posted by: Nylon66 at March 15, 2014 11:32 PM (YELrK) Leave the nicotine alone

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 15, 2014 07:47 PM (HVff2)

339 Night, irongrampa! God bless you.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:47 PM (Pfvig)

340 >>>The tan line requirement is clearly discriminatory towards gingers. It is unpossible for us. Freckles are an acceptable substitute. Photographic evidence must be submitted to dcintowson at yahoo dot com by zero one hundred hours.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 15, 2014 07:47 PM (4d0wu)

341 65 degrees today... Snowstorm in monday. Yay! Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 11:44 PM (QeH9j) What part of Virginia are you in? Roanoke is supposed to get 2-4 inches, maybe more.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 15, 2014 07:47 PM (HxSXm)

342 "331 I have always heard that an Irish tan is when all the freckles connect." Ha. True for me. Luckily mine are pretty light as long as I stay out of the sun. If I dare venture into it I turn into a gigantic walking freckle.

Posted by: Lauren at March 15, 2014 07:47 PM (hFL/3)

343 Hey there, Nylon66!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:47 PM (Pfvig)

344 340 >>>The tan line requirement is clearly discriminatory towards gingers. It is unpossible for us. Freckles are an acceptable substitute. Photographic evidence must be submitted to dcintowson at yahoo dot com by zero one hundred hours. Posted by: DC in Towson at March 15, 2014 11:47 PM (4d0wu) --- You have already seen my freckly bits.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 15, 2014 07:47 PM (N/cFh)

345 Hi Tammy!

Posted by: Nylon66 at March 15, 2014 07:48 PM (YELrK)

346 Listen, I was once trapped in my bathroom hiding from my fat bastard cat, who flipped out for some stupid feline reason -- maybe because the Fancy Feast Albacore and Shad Roe With Duck Confit wasn't materializing fast enough into his Limoges food bowl -- and he began clawing and biting me in a fury. Drew blood! After I slammed the door in his fuzzy mug he began ramming into the door at top speed and caterwauling. Had to wait half an hour until his walnut-sized brain was distracted by something. I miss that fat little shit so much. Battered Cat-Owner Syndrome. Posted by: All Hail Eris at March 15, 2014 11:20 PM (QBm1P) He was probably tired of waiting for you to die so he could eat you.

Posted by: nerdygirl's beagle at March 15, 2014 07:49 PM (1/IUa)

347 We are a bunch of old farts here. I remember walking into the grocery store in fourth grade. Headed to the smokes counter. Buy smokes, zippo, fluid, and extra flints. Easy squeazy. And buying liquor when I was 16. Now my 20 year old ends up in cuffs for an "open container" of beer. What is this dimension in which i live?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 07:49 PM (4Mv1T)

348 In December my bacon and chocolate and butter and to hell with it side won out - and I gained 7 pounds easy as anything. Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 11:41 PM (R3gO3) Heh. I know HOW to lose weight, but I love cookies too much.

Posted by: Mindy at March 15, 2014 07:50 PM (Ew9Pv)

349 Tammy, I saw Zappos carries Lucchese's. I just have to try shoes on in person. I've tried the online ordering thing and it's a no go with shoes. Plus, at a certain price point, you want to feel the real thing. I was down to two pairs I really liked, I was leaning toward the other pair. I wound up buying the more comfortable pair, the ones that literally fit like a glove. Lucchese has a great history, Literally every important person from Hollywood to presidents have owned a pair or more. Reagan, Rick Perry, GWB, are some recent ones. They have been hand making boots in Texas since 1883 when they came from Italy. Here's a two minute video showing the process, beautiful. http://tinyurl.com/kd23phs

Posted by: lindafell at March 15, 2014 07:50 PM (PGO8C)

350 You have already seen my freckly bits.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 15, 2014 11:47 PM (N/cFh)

_____________

Ummmmmm......

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 15, 2014 07:50 PM (jucos)

351 Mindy, I'm doing well. Sick this weekend, which sucks, but I just finished a couple of busy weeks so I'm not surprised my body chose now to crash.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 15, 2014 07:50 PM (lr3d7)

352 How does that work? How much is it? Posted by: cthulhu --------------- Here, it is a flat $28.00/year.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 07:50 PM (aDwsi)

353 I am not overly freckled. A goodly dusting over the shoulders, a few across my nose, everything else pretty much cadaver white. Soft, but ungodly pale.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:50 PM (Pfvig)

354 Roanoke is supposed to get 2-4 inches, maybe more. Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 15, 2014 11:47 PM (HxSXm) Prince William. About 20 miles south of DC.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 07:51 PM (QeH9j)

355 Somebody linked this on an earlier thread: http://tinyurl.com/nedeygb There have been a lot of airplanes that disappeared. Not surprisingly, the vast majority of them have been over the ocean. I wish the map was interactive, so that you could click on a dot and learn the details of that particular flight.

Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2014 07:52 PM (sdi6R)

356 This may be old hat for you baconophiles but I just discovered:

Bacon Hot Dogs!!!!!!!!!

Am about to cook some now.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 15, 2014 07:52 PM (LSDdO)

357 What is it about AoSHQ that attracts so many redheads?

Posted by: Mindy at March 15, 2014 07:52 PM (Ew9Pv)

358 >>>298 Bell & Howell nice products

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A storied American name that was sold off go the Chinese. They slapped it on cut rate PCs for a while. Haven't seen it around lately.

In light of the foregoing, we'll not see the likes of Sabrina in a Bell and Howell ad again any time soon. China is known for its critical shortage of boobehs.

Posted by: Carthage at March 15, 2014 11:43 PM (pfqFp)

Bell and Howell is a blast from the past for me. The company I own did a good deal of sub-contacting for them back in the day.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 15, 2014 07:53 PM (291hy)

359 I am not overly freckled. A goodly dusting over the shoulders, a few across my nose, everything else pretty much cadaver white. Soft, but ungodly pale. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor --------------------------- This was the color of aristocracy back in the day. They weren't required to work outside like common folk. At least it's what I tell my wife who is the same color.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 07:53 PM (4Mv1T)

360 >>>353 I am not overly freckled. A goodly dusting over the shoulders, a few across my nose, everything else pretty much cadaver white. The Horde will be the judge of that. Now stop with the teasing.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 15, 2014 07:53 PM (4d0wu)

361 357 Lotsa mentions of Gingers may jack it up in search rankings.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 07:53 PM (ojnk6)

362 Used to have a pair of Lucchese boots. I don't know what happened to them, which is a damn shame. If I'm ever in El Paso again, I'm going to swing by and pick up another pair.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 15, 2014 07:53 PM (lr3d7)

363 Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 11:49 PM (4Mv1T) Got my smokes at the cig vending machine at the grocery store.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 07:53 PM (QeH9j)

364 Very distinctive smell the projectors had when they got hot. Posted by: Truck Monkey --------------------- Dust, burning on the projector bulb. Radios did the same thing, but not as as hot, slightly different smell.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 07:54 PM (aDwsi)

365 I have a pair of Luchesse. I prefer my Frye's, but my chesse's are purdy. I have a tough foot to fit....wide across the toe, very narrow at the heel. Duck feet, they call 'em. Thinking about having a pair custom fit, but as much as I love the way boots look on, I've never been a huge fan. I only have three pair and they're all older.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:54 PM (Pfvig)

366 Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 11:49 PM (4Mv1T) Don't get me going on alcohol laws. Kids old enough to die for his country, can't have a beer, fuck you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 15, 2014 07:54 PM (HVff2)

367 Alex, hope you recover quickly!

Posted by: Mindy at March 15, 2014 07:54 PM (Ew9Pv)

368 What is it about AoSHQ that attracts so many redheads?
Posted by: Mindy at March 15, 2014 11:52 PM (Ew9Pv)

God loves us and wants us to be happy, but not so comfortable that we let our guard down.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 15, 2014 07:54 PM (lr3d7)

369 My cat occasionally goes from snuggling getting petted to attacking my hand, but I'm sporting a wee bit of a scarface today because the dog was rolling on his back yesterday right at my feet and I bent over and was scritching his belly and wham, he kicked his back legs to roll over --got me right on the cheek.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 15, 2014 07:55 PM (vL0Nv)

370 God loves us and wants us to be happy, but not so comfortable that we let our guard down. Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 15, 2014 11:54 PM ( Have to keep close tabs on your soul around here!

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2014 07:55 PM (UAMVq)

371

My siblings all take after our olive skinned dad and turn dark brown after, oh, 10 minutes in the sun. I take after our fair-skinned, blonde Polish mom and turn bright red after 10 minutes in the sun. I always burnt like hell first and then I would tan. That was in the days before anybody cared about skin cancer (which my sister - who baked for hours with only baby oil on her skin, now has.)

Now I find I am so light-sensitive that when I'm walking I'll move from side to side and even cross the street to stay in the shade. As a result, I am whiter than white during the summer. And I don't care anymore. When I realized I hated sunbathing (in my early 20's) I stopped doing it and so now I still have skin that isn't lined and doesn't look like leather.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 07:55 PM (R3gO3)

372 Soft, but ungodly pale. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 11:50 PM (Pfvig) fnord (Pfvig) Tease.

Posted by: Teal'c[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 15, 2014 07:56 PM (qyfb5)

373 I don't have that lovely, delicate, too-fine-to-work outdoors look, though, Road. I have that just-turned-over-a-rock-and-dug-up-a-grub look.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:56 PM (Pfvig)

374 'Rons/'Ettes have good souls.

Gingers love to steal them some souls.

Posted by: Eric Cartman, Gingervitis expert at March 15, 2014 07:56 PM (QthYu)

375 Stupid sock.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 15, 2014 07:56 PM (qyfb5)

376 Dust, burning on the projector bulb. Radios did the same thing, but not as as hot, slightly different smell. Posted by: Mike Hammer ------------------------ Before I had the cadillacs removed from my eyes last year, the 50/250 blind man's reading bulbs smelled the same way at my house.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 07:56 PM (4Mv1T)

377 Mindy, thanks!

MH, I agree. The 21 limit is stupid and counterproductive. I'd love to see the drinking age dropped to 16 with the purchase age at 18.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 15, 2014 07:56 PM (lr3d7)

378 >>>Now my 20 year old ends up in cuffs for an "open container" of beer. Are you fucking shitting us? Fucking cops (no offense ncj). Pay his bail, pay his fine, because that is horseshit squared.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 15, 2014 07:56 PM (4d0wu)

379 A friend of mine has one of these, auto thread, auto reverse, and built like a tank. You would not believe the workings in the thing. Must have taken hundreds of mechanical drawings when being designed. http://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/vintage-bell-howell-auto-load-reel-153650521

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 07:57 PM (aDwsi)

380 Ao SNL has a whit guy playing Kat Williams. Yes, I am a masochist. Sux so bad.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 07:57 PM (QeH9j)

381 God loves us and wants us to be happy, but not so comfortable that we let our guard down. Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 15, 2014 11:54 PM (lr3d7) Damn straight! Me and my soul-sucking sisters are everywhere at the HQ!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 07:57 PM (Pfvig)

382 >>>I have that just-turned-over-a-rock-and-dug-up-a-grub look. ------------ A bit of lipstick does wonders, dear.

Posted by: Helen Thomas at March 15, 2014 07:58 PM (pfqFp)

383 got me right on the cheek. Posted by: PaleRider at March 15, 2014 11:55 PM (vL0Nv) Yow! Glad he didn't get you in the eye!

Posted by: Mindy at March 15, 2014 07:58 PM (Ew9Pv)

384 OK, I'm out. Oft to view really bad BadFinger vids or whatever else I can find Tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2014 07:58 PM (JMmQ9)

385 381 LOL Tammy!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 07:58 PM (ojnk6)

386 Hey hey everybody.

So, gotta ask: is it consensus around here at AOSHQ that the Malaysian Air 777 was captured and diverted, rather than crashed?

Also, is it good news or bad that China is also supposedly really concerned about it?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2014 07:58 PM (HVI5a)

387 376 lol'd Cadillacs My old man was into slide photography. I have a cedar chest full of slides I should go through

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 15, 2014 07:58 PM (HVff2)

388 380 Ao SNL has a whit guy playing Kat Williams. Yes, I am a masochist. Sux so bad. Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 11:57 PM (QeH9j) At least it's not Lena Dunham getting nekkid.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2014 07:59 PM (UAMVq)

389 Before I had the cadillacs removed from my eyes last year, the 50/250 blind man's reading bulbs smelled the same way at my house. --------------------- You must have had them dancing around down at the range.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 07:59 PM (aDwsi)

390 Don't get me going on alcohol laws. Kids old enough to die for his country, can't have a beer, fuck you Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian --------------------------------- They can operate a fully automatic weapon, but not a fucking can of beer. Lower the drinking age, or raise the shooting age. One or the other.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 07:59 PM (4Mv1T)

391 DC is getting ready for the Zombie Apocalypse Marathon

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 15, 2014 07:59 PM (Urmiy)

392 Posted by: Teal'c at March 15, 2014 11:56 PM (qyfb5) Welcome!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 08:00 PM (Pfvig)

393 Before I had the cadillacs removed from my eyes last year, the 50/250 blind man's reading bulbs smelled the same way at my house.
---------------------
You must have had them dancing around down at the range.

I'm sorry... is it "free form cowboy poetry" day here again at AOSHQ???

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2014 08:00 PM (HVI5a)

394 336
And chest. White lines where the straps were.

That's odd, Gingy. Usually the straps leave red welts on me. Are they fitting them tight enough on you?

Posted by: kindletot at March 15, 2014 08:00 PM (LRUgq)

395 My old man was into slide photography. I have a cedar chest full of slides I should go through Posted by: Misanthropic ---------------- And have them digitized, otherwise, no one may ever look at them again. I've done that with all family slides from way back. Glad I did..., and makes it easy to hand off copies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 08:00 PM (aDwsi)

396 Lower the drinking age, or raise the shooting age. One or the other. Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 11:59 PM (4Mv1T) Yep. Cuffed for a beer at 20, seriously??

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 08:01 PM (Pfvig)

397 Nite morons be well Was at a comedy show tonite 2 hours of laughs. Thanks Lord

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 15, 2014 08:01 PM (HVff2)

398 Posted by: Teal'c at March 15, 2014 11:56 PM (qyfb5)

Welcome!!!!

Indeed.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 08:01 PM (0AKks)

399 352 How does that work? How much is it?

Posted by: cthulhu
---------------

Here, it is a flat $28.00/year. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 11:50 PM (aDwsi) Hide posts from (aDwsi)

Is it included on your property tax bill?

Around here, there are all sorts of extra things on Property Tax bills....SCVWD "Safe, Clean Water", CUHSD Parcel Tax, SCCO Vector Control, SCVWD Flood Contr, SCCOSA Asmt Dist 1 (doing taxes and just happened to have the prop tax bill handy). Total of $180.92.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 08:01 PM (T1005)

400 Whew! Survived another Ides of March.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 08:01 PM (aDwsi)

401 Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 11:49 PM (4Mv1T)

It's the de masculinization of America (and of the World in some places).

The idea that if something can harm someone at sometime or has harmed someone at sometime, then it has to be outlawed or over regulated.

(this particularly includes Males)

The results of this experiment in anti darwinism won't be known for 100's of years. (well maybe less look at where we are now already)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 15, 2014 08:02 PM (LSDdO)

402 Is it included on your property tax bill? ---- Yes. Along with a buttload of other revenue raisers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 08:02 PM (aDwsi)

403 Who was the moron that went out for McDonalds last night? ---- Zachary Boynton is here to do three things: drive drunk, eat McDonaldÂ’s and chew bubblegum, and heÂ’s all out of bubblegum. Mr. Boynton was charged with DWI when he drove his automobile into the car ahead of him at the McDonaldÂ’s drive-thru in Oneonta, N.Y. The inebriated 31-year-old had a blood-alcohol of .25, more than three times the legal limit of .08. Boynton was released to a third party who took him home. I guess Boynton had to drown his sorrows of his arrest because it appears that he drank once again and four hours later he was right back at the same McDonaldÂ’s to get some fast food to absorb his alcohol. ---- And he ran into the McDonalds.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 08:02 PM (QeH9j)

404 10 pm for me. Time to turn in. Have a lovely evening, Horde!

Posted by: Mindy at March 15, 2014 08:03 PM (Ew9Pv)

405 357 What is it about AoSHQ that attracts so many redheads? Posted by: Mindy at March 15, 2014 11:52 PM (Ew9Pv) Hide posts from (Ew9Pv)

It's Jacksonian.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 08:03 PM (T1005)

406 How am I missing all these posts?? Gingy, I'm surprised I don't have any on my chest, but maybe I was too deep in the water. I never laid out, I loved to swim and body surf.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 08:03 PM (Pfvig)

407 CUHSD Parcel Tax,

I graduate from one of those schools, mumble years ago.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 08:04 PM (0AKks)

408 Night Mindy! Hey Blanco!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 08:04 PM (Pfvig)

409 Yep. Cuffed for a beer at 20, seriously?? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor -------------------------------- Twice. We didn't get caught in my day. The IQ in the Road gene pool is evaporating, apparently.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 08:04 PM (4Mv1T)

410 Tammy, Lucchese has Alsace where they keep all their custom foot forms. It's cool, the famous people have signed theirs. Like Johnny Cash, Cary Grant, Audey Murphey, etc. I love the history behind the boot, plus it's a Texas thing, and I'm in Texas. 😎

Posted by: lindafell at March 15, 2014 08:05 PM (PGO8C)

411 You must have had them dancing around down at the range. I'm sorry... is it "free form cowboy poetry" day here again at AOSHQ??? Posted by: qdpsteve ----------------- Hmm. Sounds a little bit like Robert Service doesn't it? "A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Malamute saloon..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 08:05 PM (aDwsi)

412 A couple of quick work stories, as related to thread The work lotto pool missed the Mega Million by one number... $5,000 instead One of the biggest pervs at work actually got embarrassed by trying to check out the littlest child of a coworker - too bad mom was presently breast feeding

Posted by: PMRich at March 15, 2014 08:05 PM (x/BtJ)

413 Ugh, this boob juice thing has got me all in a tizzy.

Posted by: taylork at March 15, 2014 08:05 PM (9bPUR)

414 Carol...my favorite carol story was when you were in the drugstore in your mink coat and that lady snarked at you and you told us you yelled at her.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 15, 2014 08:05 PM (iJwLj)

415 Where Peaches at? I have been wanting to tell her all about the fine young blue-eyed boy at the Wal-Marts deli.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 08:06 PM (Pfvig)

416 One of the biggest pervs at work actually got embarrassed by trying to check out the littlest child of a coworker You work with Harry Reid?

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2014 08:06 PM (UAMVq)

417

Pale white skin was prized when most people worked on farms. Beginning in the 1920's, tanned skin was valued because at that point most people worked in factories or offices, so it was harder - and thus a sign of lesuire and status to have tanned skin.

Whatever is hardest for the masses to achieve becomes the status symbol. When the masses starved and were hungry, being plump was sexy. In the late 20th century, when it became easy for poor people to be fat, well, suddenly "Twiggy" was in.

Organic foods and grass-fed beef and free-range chicken are fashionable because most people can't afford to do all their shopping at Whole Foods. When the masses are all buying organic at Walmart, it won't be fashionable any more.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 08:06 PM (R3gO3)

418 409 When I grew up, open container was a warning, and if they thought you were a little drunk, cops would follow you home. Big shift between now and then...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 08:06 PM (ojnk6)

419 Good evening, Miss Tammy.

I'd say you look lovely tonight, but I can't see you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 08:07 PM (0AKks)

420 Linda, I'd LOVE to see that. LOVE.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 08:07 PM (Pfvig)

421 406 How am I missing all these posts?? Gingy, I'm surprised I don't have any on my chest, but maybe I was too deep in the water. I never laid out, I loved to swim and body surf. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 16, 2014 12:03 AM (Pfvig) --- I fell asleep outside, wearing a bathing suit.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 15, 2014 08:08 PM (N/cFh)

422 Alright I'm out. Despite my proclivities to drink and poor language. I'm headed to the Lord's house in the AM.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 15, 2014 08:08 PM (4Mv1T)

423 And thank you taylork, PMRich, concretegirl, for posting more often! It's fun to get to know y'all! I'll be darned, looks like my husband is calling.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 08:09 PM (Pfvig)

424 I fell asleep outside, wearing a bathing suit. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 16, 2014 12:08 AM (N/cFh) Oh, honey. Oh, oh, oh.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 08:09 PM (Pfvig)

425 Hi Linda, thanks for the buffalo wing sauce recipe last week, it worked well. Don't know if I'll make the food thread or not tomorrow. Congrats on the boots score.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 15, 2014 08:09 PM (vL0Nv)

426 >>>Hmm. Sounds a little bit like Robert Service doesn't it? Service? Holy shit! I have the complete collection in hardcover. I got turned on to him by Ben Wright. The CBS golf commentator that got fired for pointing out that women couldn't hit the ball as far as the men because their boobs get in the way.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 15, 2014 08:10 PM (4d0wu)

427 well...I've always wondered how the Govt could tax AND subsidise
tobacco - kinda 'cake and eat it too,' perhaps. Gotta love the bi-polarism!

Posted by: Geezer der Mensch at March 15, 2014 08:11 PM (6aFlV)

428 My cat occasionally goes from snuggling getting petted to attacking my hand, but... Does it also do the lie-on-its-back-and-kick-your-hands-with-its-hind-legs thing? What's that all about anyway?

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 15, 2014 08:11 PM (AQTz3)

429 I mostly post from work while on night shift. I don't get to post as often when on days or when I have days off.

Posted by: PMRich at March 15, 2014 08:12 PM (x/BtJ)

430 424 I fell asleep outside, wearing a bathing suit. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 16, 2014 12:08 AM (N/cFh) Oh, honey. Oh, oh, oh. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 16, 2014 12:09 AM (Pfvig) --- I ended up with a severe, blistering burn. ER, drugs, and I had to quit my job because I couldn't wear clothes.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 15, 2014 08:12 PM (N/cFh)

431 When I grew up, open container was a warning, and if they thought you were a little drunk, cops would follow you home. Big shift between now and then...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 16, 2014 12:06 AM (ojnk6)

It depends on where and when and who you are. I could have had multiple DUIs, I have none.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 15, 2014 08:13 PM (291hy)

432 I fell asleep outside, wearing a bathing suit.
Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 16, 2014 12:08 AM (N/cFh)

Crunchy tasty BBQ!!

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter at March 15, 2014 08:13 PM (HVI5a)

433 I had to quit my job because I couldn't wear clothes.

I had the same thing happen to me.

Well, I was fired because I couldn't wear clothes.

Wouldn't. Wouldn't wear clothes.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 15, 2014 08:13 PM (lr3d7)

434 Does it also do the lie-on-its-back-and-kick-your-hands-with-its-hind-legs thing? What's that all about anyway? Your hand is now prey, they use the hind claws in a fight

Posted by: PMRich at March 15, 2014 08:14 PM (x/BtJ)

435 God Bless Texas!

The POS that drove through crowd at SXSW could face the death penalty.

He has been charged with capital murder and "may also face multiple counts of aggravated assault by vehicle after hitting pedestrians, a woman on a moped, a man on a bicycle, a taxi and a van."

"The 21-year-old had been driving the wrong way down a one-way street in an attempt to evade police, who had tried to pull him over on suspicion of drunk driving. After the accident, Owens attempted to flee on foot before being captured by police wielding Tasers."

Posted by: Eric Cartman, Gingervitis expert at March 15, 2014 08:14 PM (QthYu)

436 And thank you taylork, PMRich, concretegirl, for posting more often! It's fun to get to know y'all! ??pish posh I've been hear for years. I just don't post as much since I like my (newest) job and don't need to come to AOSHQ comment boards to relieve the tedium.

Posted by: taylork at March 15, 2014 08:14 PM (9bPUR)

437 Tammy, Go to lucchese.com and scroll to the bottom of the page. Click on "our history" and a bunch of pictures will come up. Some have descriptions others have a small "i" in the bottom right corner, if you click that a description will pop up. They also haven some media stuff including that video I linked above showing their boot making process. That video is awesome and only two minutes long, you'll want those boots after watching it....

Posted by: lindafell at March 15, 2014 08:14 PM (PGO8C)

438

I grew up in Minnesoda, and we used to lay out in the sun at the lake. Sun was so rare, we didn't burn too much. Then I move to TX and later New Mexico. Sun here is very much hotter than in MN.

When I am outside, I try to stay in the shade, and use sun block to prevent burns. I have had a couple doozies since I moved down here.

When friends from MN come to visit, I find myself standing in whatever shade is available, and the friends are out in the sun as much as they can be. I remind them to not get burned and always have a lot of water with, even if it's just a run to town in case we get stranded and have to walk a ways.

MN friends also use the tanning booths in the winter a lot. When they come to visit they usually have darker tans than I do.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 15, 2014 08:15 PM (HUTO5)

439 Well, I was fired because I couldn't wear clothes. Wouldn't. Wouldn't wear clothes. >>>tell them you were breast-feeding. constantly breast feeding.

Posted by: taylork at March 15, 2014 08:15 PM (9bPUR)

440 431 This was a suburb that bordered Chicago, back in the 70s. I have had the DUI experience, but not for over 25 years. Back then it cost me a little money. Now, it's a life wrecker.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 08:16 PM (ojnk6)

441 440 431 This was a suburb that bordered Chicago, back in the 70s. I have had the DUI experience, but not for over 25 years. Back then it cost me a little money. Now, it's a life wrecker. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 16, 2014 12:16 AM (ojnk6) You can thank MADD for that.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2014 08:16 PM (UAMVq)

442 You're welcome Palerider. Glad it worked out for you.

Posted by: lindafell at March 15, 2014 08:17 PM (PGO8C)

443 >>>well...I've always wondered how the Govt could tax AND subsidise
tobacco - kinda 'cake and eat it too,' perhaps. Gotta love the bi-polarism!

Posted by: Geezer der Mensch at March 16, 2014 12:11 AM (6aFlV)

Top. Men.

Posted by: Your Betters in Government at March 15, 2014 08:17 PM (QthYu)

444

OK, horde, help me out on this. I was on a site far more respectable than this one, one that requires you to use your real name - and I've gotten a message - "I'm glad I know where you work and live" from a lefty troll there.

Yeah, I'm worried. Not crazy worried, but worried enough, because there are insane people out there and we know how "tolerant" and "non-violent" the left really is.

I reported the message to the moderator, called the local police (who took the threat seriously enough to write up a report - apparently they get reports of Facebook threats all the time - a detective gave me a FBI number to call if it escalates).

The thing is, I think it might just be some asshole lefty who decided he wanted to scare me a bit to get me to shut up. And it annoys me that it was mission accomplished - I am a bit scared by it.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 08:17 PM (R3gO3)

445 tell them you were breast-feeding. constantly breast feeding.

I tried to claim that the oozing discharge was breast milk, but they didn't believe me.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 15, 2014 08:17 PM (lr3d7)

446 ManWithNoParty: were you in or near Chicago back when the stockyards were still there (i.e., before 1971)?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2014 08:17 PM (HVI5a)

447 After the accident, Owens attempted to flee on foot
before being captured by police wielding Tasers."

The one time you would hope they'd grab the wrong item off their belt.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 08:18 PM (0AKks)

448 >>>well...I've always wondered how the Govt could tax AND subsidise tobacco - kinda 'cake and eat it too,' perhaps. Gotta love the bi-polarism! Agreed. but the food stamps/farm subsidies bi polarism is the worst.

Posted by: taylork at March 15, 2014 08:18 PM (9bPUR)

449 Donna: was it Huffpo??

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2014 08:19 PM (HVI5a)

450 428: Every cat I've ever had that acted like it wanted tummy rubs was just setting me up to attack my hand, I don't play that game. The dog scratching me was a total accident on his part, but those pibble/lab crosses are dangerous

Posted by: PaleRider at March 15, 2014 08:19 PM (vL0Nv)

451 Yikes. That is scary, Donna. I get worried sometimes that I'm too transparent on here an some lurking lefty could try to do something scary. Hopefully your lefty loon was just trying to freak you out, but I'm glad you got it on record with the police.

Posted by: Lauren at March 15, 2014 08:19 PM (hFL/3)

452 I tried to claim that the oozing discharge was breast milk, but they didn't believe me. >>>That's because you didn't get self righteous enough.

Posted by: taylork at March 15, 2014 08:19 PM (9bPUR)

453 Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 16, 2014 12:17 AM (R3gO3) It sounds like you've done everything you can do at this point. I'm sorry this asshole got you rattled.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 15, 2014 08:20 PM (UAMVq)

454 446 Steve, yes I was. My Dad had a job at the stockyard as a kid, swinging the sledge that killed cows. I never worked there, but my Dad told me about it. Imgrew up in Park Ridge, just outside Chicago city limits.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 08:21 PM (ojnk6)

455 401 The results of this experiment in anti darwinism won't be known for 100's of years. (well maybe less look at where we are now already) Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 16, 2014 12:02 AM (LSDdO) It'll be a lot sooner than that, when we're conquered by the Muslims, who pay no attention to that anti-male nonsense.

Posted by: rickl at March 15, 2014 08:21 PM (sdi6R)

456 It'll be a lot sooner than that, when we're conquered by the Muslims Preposterous.

Posted by: Dearborn, MI at March 15, 2014 08:22 PM (UAMVq)

457 ManWithNoParty: wow!!!

Bet you had some nice steak meals growing up. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2014 08:22 PM (HVI5a)

458

qdpsteve at March 16, 2014 12:19 AM (HVI5a)

No, not HuffPo.

Yeah, I let the guy know I've contacted the authorities. If anything does happen to me, he's gonna be the prime suspect.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 08:23 PM (R3gO3)

459 Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 16, 2014 12:17 AM (R3gO3) fnord (R3gO3) Does that mean you know their real name? Or is this a "rules for you" situation? If you can out them in *that* context as well, it might help you speak up again. But you gotta do what you gotta do. no matter what anyone else would. And yes, it works, that's why they do it.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 15, 2014 08:23 PM (qyfb5)

460 >>>The one time you would hope they'd grab the wrong item off their belt.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 16, 2014 12:18 AM (0AKks)

Seriously. It's Texas. We don't need no stinkin' tasers.

Posted by: Rick Perry, fixing that right now at March 15, 2014 08:24 PM (QthYu)

461 Ok Miss Tammy I is coming out to play...:-)

Posted by: female delurking at March 15, 2014 08:24 PM (52Zyt)

462 Now, it's a life wrecker.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 16, 2014 12:16 AM (ojnk6)

Yes now it is life destroying for some people. But I know others who have 3-4 DUIs and life goes on.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 15, 2014 08:24 PM (291hy)

463 Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 16, 2014 12:17 AM (R3gO3) shit ! never use your real name in the intertubes never just be heads up. It is probably nothing, but be smart sounds like a great reason to buy a new gun

a Glock or a sweet AR, maybe a boss shotgun...

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 15, 2014 08:25 PM (5MaPI)

464 Ok kiddos, I'm for bed. Princess wakes up in six hours, and she doesn't give a shit how much I drank the night before. Stupid adult responsibilities.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 15, 2014 08:25 PM (4d0wu)

465 441 Absolutely, but this is one I have a hard time arguing against. Free will and all until your rights cross the line with mine. I would never get into this position these days, but also can't see wrecking a life and career over a light case of this. Bottom line, I'm conflicted, but err on the side of caution.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 08:25 PM (ojnk6)

466 I can relate to the pain. I once made the mistake of going to a 3-day rock concert with my brother. In Florida. In the summer. Without sunscreen. For being such a riduculous multi-mutt, the Swedish and Irish sides of the family seem to have won out in skin tone. If you can't guess where this is going, don't worry, I've got details.

My face and arms turned a lovely shade of brown by the last day, then a spiderweb network of blisters came up from below, and over the next couple of days, the my entire face peeled off, leaving me as pale as I started. On the upside, a small mole I had just to the left of my left eyebrow came off with the peel. I went through more solarcaine and aloe during that week than in my whole life before or since.

Posted by: Cato at March 15, 2014 08:25 PM (4cRuH)

467 Thanks concrete girl, That woman @ CVS had a very large bag of dog food on her shoulder. Why not use a cart?

Posted by: Carol at March 15, 2014 08:25 PM (gjOCp)

468 Another crazy part of the whole SXSW thing was how young most of those injured were, like mostly under 21,there was even a 17. Of the 19 names released 11 were between 17-20. They weren't even legal to drink but were hanging out on a street that is lined with bars.

Posted by: lindafell at March 15, 2014 08:25 PM (PGO8C)

469 ManWithNoParty and cm9000:

Is it just me, or does it seem that young attractive glam party people never or rarely get DUIs? It seems to be a charge that only goes after older people in frumpy cars.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2014 08:26 PM (HVI5a)

470 Got a DUI less than a mile from my house. Funny story though- was living in a sober house for a bit on a main road outside of Dc. Wouldn't you know a drunk gal 'whom lives in the shadows' crossed 4 lanes and a super-wide median and ended up in our living room. She forgot to leave the car outside though.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 08:27 PM (QeH9j)

471 Ok Miss Tammy I is coming out to play...:-) Posted by: female delurking at March 16, 2014 12:24 AM (52Zyt) Woooohoooo!!!!!! Thank you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 08:27 PM (Pfvig)

472 Your hand is now prey, they use the hind claws in a fight Weird. The rear claws aren't particularly sharp...

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 15, 2014 08:27 PM (AQTz3)

473 59Â¢ a tin when I started 37 years ago...now payin' over $4 per tin. Posted by: AltonJackson at March 15, 2014 11:46 PM (JMmQ9) The price really started to jump in the late 80's IIRC. Looking back, I probably spent about $25K on that stuff. Wish I had it now.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 15, 2014 08:29 PM (HxSXm)

474 taylork, I know you post, because I can remember when it finally dawned on me that you were probably taylor k, not tay-lork, which is how I read it first..... but it's great to see you more often!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 08:30 PM (Pfvig)

475 It'll be a lot sooner than that, when we're conquered by the Muslims, who pay no attention to that anti-male nonsense.

Posted by: rickl at March 16, 2014 12:21 AM (sdi6R)

America will never be conquered by Muslims. Mostly because Muslims are well, Muslims. America will be felled from within.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 15, 2014 08:30 PM (291hy)

476

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 16, 2014 12:23 AM (qyfb5)

The thing is that person's name (if they are using their real name) is one of dozens in the US.( Nobody by that name in my town, however. The police checked.) Can't pinpoint him.

Oh, I suppose if something happened to me and they looked into it they could trace him - but you know, I don't want it to get to that point. Because something would have to happen to me.

It could be someone 1000 miles away friviously thinking, "Hell, I want to scare this bitch." Or it could be a serious fruit loop who is really pissed off at me because I made fun of his Lord Obama.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 08:31 PM (R3gO3)

477 Goodnight all, bed is calling my name.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 15, 2014 08:31 PM (vL0Nv)

478 469 Steve, now it's a major revenue generator. For Gov., attorneys, insurance companies. No, never had great steaks from Dad's stockyard job,, as that was way before I was even a twninkle in his eye. He sold insurance in his career.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 08:32 PM (ojnk6)

479 Oh I should sleep. Yarn Party planning and more studying tomorrow. Kisses!

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 15, 2014 08:32 PM (N/cFh)

480 America will be felled from within.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 16, 2014 12:30 AM (291hy)

It's been said before, and it's never stopped being true. All of the world's greatest civilizations have fallen from internal reasons. There might be a conquest at the end in some cases, but there's almost always a long and painful decline that precedes it.

Posted by: Cato at March 15, 2014 08:33 PM (4cRuH)

481 Every cat I've ever had that acted like it wanted tummy rubs was just setting me up to attack my hand

IT'S A TRAP.

Posted by: HR Go Cyclones :) at March 15, 2014 08:33 PM (hO8IJ)

482 You are very welcome Miss Tammy. And I sure wish I could think of something witty to say..lol

Posted by: female delurking at March 15, 2014 08:33 PM (52Zyt)

483 Prince William. About 20 miles south of DC. Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 11:51 PM (QeH9j) So you are getting the heavy stuff. So sad because there were a couple of days earlier this week when I had to actually turn on the AC because the house got hot, then had to turn the heat back on a couple of days ago. 60's today, snow tomorrow night.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 15, 2014 08:33 PM (HxSXm)

484 Where Peaches?... she said she's taking fluffy on an adventure tomorrow, i picture her dressed in full garb, by the door, waiting in anticipation with the biggest smile on her face. p.s. tytyty tammy al-thor

Posted by: concrete girl at March 15, 2014 08:33 PM (iJwLj)

485 I lost two good friends to a drunk driver. They were 17 years old. It was a certainly a life wrecker for their parents.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 08:34 PM (Pfvig)

486 It could be someone 1000 miles away friviously thinking, "Hell, I want to scare this bitch." Or it could be a serious fruit loop who is really pissed off at me because I made fun of his Lord Obama. Posted by: Donna ---------------------------- 99.999% percent likely to be the case. I think you have done the proper thing, and I do not think that you need to worry about it. Pisses me off mightily, however.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 08:34 PM (aDwsi)

487 Maybe everyone is at the party across the street from my house. I was invite but declined, not my type crowd. They all have kids and jobs and live in an upscale area but act and party like they are still in college. Down to the BYOB and a bring a dish, really??? Then they talk about how great it was and relive it for the next month. Uh, no thanks. Plus they're mostly elitist/leftist.

Posted by: lindafell at March 15, 2014 08:34 PM (PGO8C)

488 It's easy for dogs to slide into a relationship with humans. You are Alpha Dog: 'nuff said. But for cats to be with humans it must take a bizarre patchwork of analogies. Are you sibling, mom, child, territorial food source, threat? Or all these things in dizzying succession, reacting to actions that to you relate with one another, but for the cat are very distinct? No wonder there's so much WTF about feline behavior.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at March 15, 2014 08:34 PM (Em6d4)

489 IT'S A TRAP. Posted by: HR ---------------- Yeah, it's all purr..., purr..., and then comes the torn skin and the bleeding.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 08:35 PM (aDwsi)

490

444 I have assholes right here on this very blog who like to publicly out my real name and where i work and what i do

It's at least as charming

Posted by: MAx at March 15, 2014 08:35 PM (b7yum)

491 Night PaleRider! And I sure wish I could think of something witty to say..lol Posted by: female delurking at March 16, 2014 12:33 AM (52Zyt) Oh, we all did when we delurked. It kept me from posting for years! But they seem to tolerate me just fine! Don't tell anyone, but these Morons are a bunch of sweethearts.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 08:36 PM (Pfvig)

492 I've been reading some theories that the plane was hijacked in order to load a nuke or other very large bomb on it and fly it into a large city If that was the intent, why steal a passenger plane when it's most likely easier to jack a freight plane? If someone wants to use a passenger jumbo to carry a bomb, it's not a simple matter of sticking it into the luggage hold. The plane has to be gutted and some sort of retrofitting has to be done to make sure the bomb sits nice and still until Achmed sets it off. If that bomb shifts around while the flight in progress, especially during takeoff, Achmed is shit outta luck I'm starting to think that whatever was planned wasn't thought out thoroughly and somewhere over the Indian Ocean the plotters realized they had no Plan B

Posted by: kbdabear at March 15, 2014 08:36 PM (aTXUx)

493 When I was on the daily mail site I saw the article about revenge porn sites now being used for blackmailing completely innocent people, they take your innocuous photos on the Internet, like on Facebook or blogs, get your face and paste it into porn photos and then put your real name, address, phone and email on the site. When you try to get them to take it down they say they won't unless you pay them.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 15, 2014 08:37 PM (RZ8pf)

494 It could be someone 1000 miles away friviously thinking, "Hell, I want to scare this bitch." Or it could be a serious fruit loop who is really pissed off at me because I made fun of his Lord Obama. Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 16, 2014 12:31 AM (R3gO3) fnord (R3gO3) Need help finding them?

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 15, 2014 08:37 PM (qyfb5)

495 Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 16, 2014 12:31 AM (R3gO3) Donna V. You could go all Jake in Idaho and start shooting guns every weekend and get pretty good at it. Most people don't want to get shot is what the science says

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 15, 2014 08:38 PM (5MaPI)

496 It could be someone 1000 miles away friviously thinking, "Hell, I want to scare this bitch." Or it could be a serious fruit loop who is really pissed off at me because I made fun of his Lord Obama. Posted by: Donna ==== My hubby fielded some similar threats. Nothing came of it. Likely it's just the sadistic pleasure of trying to mess with your head that certain internet douchebags glory in. But I notice my hubby doesn't go by his name anymore.

Posted by: Sister Sestina at March 15, 2014 08:38 PM (Em6d4)

497 Getting threatened sucks. I once had a driver threaten to kill me and my family because of an altercation that we had over the telephone. I wasn't concerned at first as I thought he was just blowing off steam.... well, this driver called my corporate office in LA and told them what he was going to do to me. My company was nice enough to send me and my family to the Carolinas while boarding my dog for a week until they could blunt the threat. The driver was arrested for making terroristic threats. Crazy.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 15, 2014 08:38 PM (jucos)

498 Are you sibling, mom, child, territorial food source, threat?

Mostly furniture.

Posted by: HR Go Cyclones :) at March 15, 2014 08:38 PM (hO8IJ)

499 488 - My theory is that their nervous systems are always on the brink of under-damped oscillation. One little perturbation and, bang..., they go nuts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 08:39 PM (aDwsi)

500 Yes I know...been reading Ace for I think around 6 years now. love love love this site ..It really does help keep one sane during the bad or lonly(and there are alot of them for me..lol) times.

Posted by: female delurking at March 15, 2014 08:39 PM (52Zyt)

501

490 And I really should say thank you to all y'all who remember who i used to be and have the discretion and good manners to let it rest

Thank you!!!

Posted by: MAx at March 15, 2014 08:39 PM (b7yum)

502 485 Sorry to hear it Tammy. That's why I said I was conflicted. No idea where to draw the line vs. allowing personal freedom on the low impedance area here. I no longer drink more than one and drive, ever. Usually with a meal.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 08:39 PM (ojnk6)

503 Posted by: kbdabear at March 16, 2014 12:36 AM (aTXUx)

The pilot was, by all reports, a strong supporter of an opposition political leader that was jailed only 7 hours before the flight took off. If I had to make a guess, he probably intended to take the plane to a remote location and ransom the passengers and plane back to the government for his release. Something probably went wrong with his plan, which is why we haven't heard from them since, unless the Malaysian government is hiding something.

Posted by: Cato at March 15, 2014 08:39 PM (4cRuH)

504 I just got back from taking the lil' bully-dog for a walk. We stopped at a gas station on the way back so I could get some candy. I grabbed a bag of malted milk balls and figured the ninety cents or so I had in my pocket would be more than enough. Guy rings it up and it's $1.30. I stare at the candy, then back at him and say 'a dollar thirty for malted milk balls? Are you fucking kidding me?' Guy says just take it and get me next time.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 15, 2014 08:39 PM (afNM6)

505 Donna, the odds are he's a cowardly little puke, who never leaves his mother's basement. I was told many years ago that people who mean to do you harm usually don't give you any warning. And going forward, you, uh, don't ever have to give a real name. Pick a ZIP code in another state, set up a gmail account and do not ever use your FB account, unless you have a fake one. Which is easy to do. Except you will probably forget your password and also the email address you used to set it up.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 08:39 PM (Pfvig)

506 Hey everybody, forgot to post this yesterday. Remember when I was telling you about my Christian friends at FB who unfortunately have some very unhelpful Rapture beliefs? Anyway, this is an update from one of them. I won't identify him definitively, but here's hopefully some insight into their thought process. Bear in mind: this person considers himself a VERY conservative Christian.

"the US govt has no business telling Russia to get out of the Ukraine--obama is using this as a false flag to force war with Russia--to start world war 3, stay in power and force martial law on the usa. Putin is a good Christian who dont do anything--without first asking himself--what would Jesus do? Russia has as much right to send soldiers into Crimea--as the us govt does to send soldiers into TX. we are living in the last days people--time to get right with God is now--before that missing malaysian plane taken over by islamic terrorists gets loaded up with nuclear missiles and are let loose into the usa atmosphere disguised as any other plane. i probably will die of a bad tooth problem i cant afford to take care of within the next month and refuse to take care of--so i wont be around for any of this--but remember who was right about this when it comes to pass."

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 15, 2014 08:39 PM (HVI5a)

507 467 Thanks concrete girl, That woman @ CVS had a very large bag of dog food on her shoulder. Why not use a cart? ...omg Carol i forgot part!...lolol

Posted by: concrete girl at March 15, 2014 08:40 PM (iJwLj)

508 Most people don't want to get shot is what the science says Posted by: Smart ----------------- My doctor has specifically advised me against it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 08:40 PM (aDwsi)

509 490 444 I have assholes right here on this very blog who like to publicly out my real name and where i work and what i do It's at least as charming Posted by: MAx at March 16, 2014 12:35 AM (b7yum) Trolls or regulars? If it's regulars call them out on it.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 08:40 PM (QeH9j)

510 Weird. The rear claws aren't particularly sharp... If you ever see 2 males going at it over territory, you'll see the effect

Posted by: PMRich at March 15, 2014 08:41 PM (x/BtJ)

511 Yes I know...been reading Ace for I think around 6 years now. love love love this site ..It really does help keep one sane during the bad or lonly(and there are alot of them for me..lol) times. Posted by: female delurking at March 16, 2014 12:39 AM (52Zyt) welcome ! any chance of a boobie pic? ya know we gotta try....

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 15, 2014 08:42 PM (5MaPI)

512 I think they should either raise the military enlistment age to 21 or lower the drinking age to 18. But you all know how hard it is to change any law in the US (I'm still stunned at some of the speed limits now in effect); we can't even get rid of stupid DST.

That is, unless you've got a pen and a phone and an ugly set of jug ears. Then changing a law by decree is as easy as pie.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2014 08:42 PM (cHZB7)

513 427 well...I've always wondered how the Govt could tax AND subsidise tobacco - kinda 'cake and eat it too,' perhaps. Gotta love the bi-polarism! Posted by: Geezer der Mensch at March 16, 2014 12:11 AM (6aFlV) Subsidized. Protected. Mandated. I am the trifecta bitches!!!!!

Posted by: Big Ethanol, Iowa at March 15, 2014 08:43 PM (HxSXm)

514 510 Weird. The rear claws aren't particularly sharp... If you ever see 2 males going at it over territory, you'll see the effect Posted by: PMRich at March 16, 2014 12:41 AM (x/BtJ) Like Obama and Putin over Ukraine, except you said two males.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 15, 2014 08:43 PM (afNM6)

515 Donna, Probably a pussy shut in. But if a forum asks for my real info I won't post a damn thing. Too many nuts out there.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 08:43 PM (QeH9j)

516 Cyclones win Big 12! Yeah! Learned today that all the cool kids have EBT cards.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at March 15, 2014 08:43 PM (ImQSs)

517 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 16, 2014 12:39 AM (ojnk6) I hear ya. Nowadays the thinking has changed, my God, my Daddy and uncles drove drunk all the time when I was a kid.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 08:44 PM (Pfvig)

518 My theory is that their nervous systems are always on the brink of under-damped oscillation. One little perturbation and, bang..., they go nuts.

Wait, is this cats or leftists you're talking about?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 08:44 PM (0AKks)

519 512 - Disagree. 18 year-olds have qualities that make for good soldiers, but not not that make for responsible drinkers. Having said that, I endorse EM clubs on base for all servicemen.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 08:44 PM (aDwsi)

520 Nil Butron is a pud.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 15, 2014 08:45 PM (V4CBV)

521 I have assholes right here on this very blog who like to publicly out my real name and where i work and what i do It's at least as charming Posted by: MAx at March 16, 2014 12:35 AM (b7yum) wait ! whut?

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 15, 2014 08:45 PM (5MaPI)

522 I just think people are really scary these days the awful things they think about doing, threaten to do, and in some cases actually do.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 15, 2014 08:45 PM (RZ8pf)

523 Wait, is this cats or leftists you're talking about? Posted by: Blanco ----------- The cat eventually calms down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 08:45 PM (aDwsi)

524 Posted by: concrete girl at March 16, 2014 12:33 AM (iJwLj) Oh, I missed that. She's gonna have a blast.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 08:46 PM (Pfvig)

525 Posted by: female delurking at March 16, 2014 12:39 AM (52Zyt) Welcome. Longbow or croosbow?

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 08:46 PM (QeH9j)

526 Putin is a good Christian who dont do anything--without
first asking himself--what would Jesus do?

And I thought my grip on reality was tenuous.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 08:46 PM (0AKks)

527 Wait, is this cats or leftists you're talking about? Posted by: Blanco ----------- The cat eventually calms down. Posted by: Mike Hammer And the cat is at least a little entertaining when going spaz

Posted by: PMRich at March 15, 2014 08:47 PM (x/BtJ)

528 Lol...why did I NOT guess that would come up..lol..now if you would provide me with a phone with a decent camera,,,hummm well then who knows...

Posted by: female delurking at March 15, 2014 08:47 PM (52Zyt)

529 How do you leave out the Cartman-Ben Affleck-Hennifer Lopez love triangle?

Posted by: JohnJ at March 15, 2014 08:47 PM (TF/YA)

530 If you ever see 2 males going at it over territory, you'll see the effect Have rarely ever seen two male cats fighting, but I've certainly heard the altercations in the dead of night.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 15, 2014 08:47 PM (AQTz3)

531 Longbow or croosbow? ------------------------ Still dealing with the suggestion of a "shit sandwich crossbow" from the last thread.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 08:48 PM (aDwsi)

532 Posted by: female delurking at March 16, 2014 12:39 AM (52Zyt) Oh, no need to be lonely now. We done sucked you in to a public commitment of sorts!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 08:48 PM (Pfvig)

533 Have rarely ever seen two male cats fighting, but I've certainly heard the altercations in the dead of night. Hmmmmmm..... what I hear from cats in the middle of the night is usually of a more amorous nature!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 08:49 PM (Pfvig)

534 Annnnnnd, I am out. G'night kids.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 08:49 PM (aDwsi)

535 517 Rog that Tammy. My dad did it every Friday night as long as I knew him. Died when I was 18. Back then it was funny. Now, life killer. However, the only defense I can provide is that it was 4 miles, and the car probably could auto steer home. Different times, for sure.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 08:50 PM (ojnk6)

536 Still dealing with the suggestion of a "shit sandwich crossbow" from the last thread. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 16, 2014 12:48 AM (aDwsi) Gotta ask. What?

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 08:50 PM (QeH9j)

537 I'm out - working tomorrow night so I get to stay out all night

Posted by: PMRich at March 15, 2014 08:51 PM (x/BtJ)

538 Why would anybody need a cross bow or long bow when they could have a hollowed-ground nakiri cleaver and the dark of night?

Posted by: taylork at March 15, 2014 08:51 PM (9bPUR)

539 ,hummm well then who knows... Posted by: female delurking at March 16, 2014 12:47 AM (52Zyt) I can get you an Obamma Phone! and go with a Photo Bucket account, super easy Photo Bucket is

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 15, 2014 08:51 PM (5MaPI)

540 512 I think they should either raise the military enlistment age to 21 or lower the drinking age to 18. But you all know how hard it is to change any law in the US (I'm still stunned at some of the speed limits now in effect); we can't even get rid of stupid DST.

That is, unless you've got a pen and a phone and an ugly set of jug ears. Then changing a law by decree is as easy as pie.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2014 12:42 AM (cHZB7) Hide posts from (cHZB7)

I think the national alcohol policy should be "whatever...." If you carefully scrutinize Article I, Section 8 of the US Constitution -- which is quite short, BTW -- you won't find anything in it about booze. http://tinyurl.com/75uc3 (although, amusingly, there is ONE Constitutional function regarding alcoholic beverages that lies unquestionably within the Federal sphere......and they don't do anything about it -- http://tinyurl.com/lzpefbk )

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 08:51 PM (T1005)

541 YEs yes you have MIss Tammy ..and still aint decieded on the longbow vrs crossbow ?...anybody wanna help a girl out.

Posted by: female delurking at March 15, 2014 08:52 PM (52Zyt)

542 The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended), But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into the heart of the alley. She knew what she wanted. She was lookin' for that stud bull, the he cat. And that was me. Tommy the Cat is my name and I say unto thee

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 08:53 PM (QeH9j)

543 .anybody wanna help a girl out. Posted by: female delurking at March 16, 2014 12:52 AM (52Zyt) I'd pretty much reccomend a Glock

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 15, 2014 08:54 PM (5MaPI)

544 468 Another crazy part of the whole SXSW thing was how young most of those injured were, like mostly under 21,there was even a 17. Of the 19 names released 11 were between 17-20. They weren't even legal to drink but were hanging out on a street that is lined with bars. Posted by: lindafell at March 16, 2014 12:25 AM (PGO8C) It's a big celebrity thing. The celebs like having some young "talent" around, so organizers and local politicians all decide to "look the other way" during these confabs. With kids getting killed now, SXSW will probably now just fade away when the locals get pressured to "crack down".

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 15, 2014 08:54 PM (HxSXm)

545 Posted by: qdpsteve at March 16, 2014 12:39 AM (HVI5a) Yep, lots of people think like this. And I do believe ol' Vlad considers/portrays himself as a very devout Orthodox Christian, although I'm equally sure he doesn't worry about what Jesus would do with regards to Ukraine.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 08:54 PM (Pfvig)

546 Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2014 12:51 AM (T1005) Bleep, Bleep, Bleep, Elizabeth Dole, Bleep Bleep, Bleep mutha fucker

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 15, 2014 08:54 PM (5MaPI)

547 Posted by: female delurking at March 16, 2014 12:52 AM (52Zyt) Longbow.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 08:55 PM (QeH9j)

548 SXSWhyaretheresomanyidiotshere

Posted by: Lauren at March 15, 2014 08:55 PM (hFL/3)

549 somanyidiotshere Posted by: Lauren at March 16, 2014 12:55 AM (hFL/3) I think the answer rhymes with Austin

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 15, 2014 08:56 PM (5MaPI)

550 543 .anybody wanna help a girl out. Posted by: female delurking at March 16, 2014 12:52 AM (52Zyt) I'd pretty much reccomend a Glock Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 16, 2014 12:54 AM (5MaPI) Tactical Tupperware.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 08:56 PM (QeH9j)

551 Posted by: female delurking at March 16, 2014 12:52 AM (52Zyt) My darling girl, there is no question.... longbow.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 08:56 PM (Pfvig)

552

Heck, if you just use a compound bow, you got everything covered I says.

after being mostly a lurker for lo these many years, I really don't want to get something started, but doesn't the compound bow cover mostly everything you would need in these times?

Posted by: alamogordo at March 15, 2014 08:56 PM (HUTO5)

553 Have rarely ever seen two male cats fighting, but I've certainly heard the altercations in the dead of night. Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 16, 2014 12:47 AM (AQTz3) That is a male cat pouring the coals to a female.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 15, 2014 08:57 PM (HxSXm)

554 548 ??

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 08:57 PM (ojnk6)

555 Night, PM! SO nice to "see" you!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 08:57 PM (Pfvig)

556 years ago i worked at a candy store. one day this creepy old guy threatened to come back with a hand grenade. i told him, "greeeaaat!" he didn't like it, but he left.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 15, 2014 08:57 PM (iJwLj)

557 Gotta ask. What? Posted by: RWC --------------- You got me. It was on someone's wish list, previous thread, #122 Really, I'm out. 'Night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 15, 2014 08:58 PM (aDwsi)

558 Boston?

Posted by: Lauren at March 15, 2014 08:58 PM (hFL/3)

559 540 >> (although, amusingly, there is ONE Constitutional function regarding alcoholic beverages that lies unquestionably within the Federal sphere......and they don't do anything about it -- http://tinyurl.com/lzpefbk )

I viewed the video; there is a difference in the two volumes, with the large glass holding slightly more. Maybe an ounce. Deceptive, sure, but not false advertising.

There is also this thing known as let the buyer beware.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2014 08:59 PM (cHZB7)

560 Not "here" as in the horde "here" as in Austin. So many, many idiots.

Posted by: Lauren at March 15, 2014 08:59 PM (hFL/3)

561 ALamagordo! Nice to "see" you.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 08:59 PM (0AKks)

562

Saw the Blue Angels' first show of the season today, at their winter training home, Naval Air Facility El Centro (2 hours east of San Diego, towards AZ).

Probably low 90s, unmarked blue sky, dry. Very nice small air show. Got to chat with RAF crews here for Apache training (they are heading to the firing ranges in AZ now, then back to the UK, then Afghanistan) and a Dutch F-16 pilot here on a training stint. Funny, he mentioned how the perfect SoCal/AZ weather actually provides poor training for the NATO crews, as their weather is typically poor/bad in their actual areas of responsibility back home. Not sure if he bought my speculation that the F-35 would become a casualty of excessive costs, though he seemed to understand my point that while it's a nifty platform for small air forces, for the US the numbers that could ever be afforded just don't cut it in terms of global commitments.

Nice F6F Hellcat there, playing with the last fully/mostly authentic Zero from the Chino museum.

Air shows are one of my life-long favorites, I remember those from decades ago and childhood clearly, and how my father loved them too. I was lucky to see many of the icons up close, many times (Art Scholl, Bob Hoover). This one at El Centro will now be a regular - gotta be the smallest, easiest event at which the Angels fly.

Posted by: non-purist at March 15, 2014 08:59 PM (afQnV)

563 'Night MH. Ok, blasphemy, but the 'bacon bowl' is making bacon jump the shark.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 08:59 PM (QeH9j)

564 You know, $40,000 is a lot of real lap dances. Just sayin'. Pole dancing robots are a real thing. Not robots. Animatronics. 1950's tech. Real robots would stumble around the pole and go all pouty when no one drops 20's on the stage. Tonight's ONT brought to you by sexist vintage ads: I never understood the the missile tit look. It just looks like you have a 2nd set of arms, elbows pointed forward. Or you are an antiquities smuggler. My what amphora you have, Miss Harlow!

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 15, 2014 08:59 PM (ligos)

565 Lauren, have you picked a date yet?

Posted by: lindafell at March 15, 2014 08:59 PM (PGO8C)

566 541 YEs yes you have MIss Tammy ..and still aint decieded on the longbow vrs crossbow ?...anybody wanna help a girl out. Posted by: female delurking at March 16, 2014 12:52 AM (52Zyt) Hide posts from (52Zyt)

Do NOT bring a knife to a crossbow/longbow fight.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 09:00 PM (T1005)

567 Some of Ukraine's new "leaders" These are the people the EU wanted to help out for whatever reason.

More money maybe?

Andriy Parubiy Head of Security Council, founder of the Social National Party of Ukraine, a fascist party styled on Hitler's Nazis, with membership restricted to ethnic Ukrainians

Dmytro Yarosh Deputy Secretary of Security Council, leader of the Right Sector - a group of hardline nationalist streetfighters and thugs

Oleksandr Sych Deputy Prime Minister, member of the extremist far-right anti-semitic Svoboda Party, committed to destroying Judaism in Ukraine
Andriy Mokhnyk Ecology Minister, Svoboda member
Ihor Shvaika Agriculture Minister, Svoboda member
Oleh Makhnitsky Acting Prosecutor General, Svoboda member

Sieg Heil!!! Anyone?

Posted by: GMB (et al) at March 15, 2014 09:00 PM (nkPV9)

568 I do not see how anyone who is smart enough to be a god damned pilot could possibly think alls they had to do was toss a nuke in the back of the ol' plane and they were good to go. I can see him wanting to ransom some passengers for the sake of his buddy, but stealing a plane to put a nuke in, I dunno. I am of course very aware that the September 11th plan would have sounded even more outrageous.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 09:01 PM (Pfvig)

569 Linda, I'm thinking the April one.

Posted by: Lauren at March 15, 2014 09:01 PM (hFL/3)

570 So now i have recomends for a longbow a compound bow and a glock I think that covers them all,right? And if I get all3 I should be good to go, hopefully.

Posted by: female delurking at March 15, 2014 09:02 PM (52Zyt)

571 Damn. SNL is over. What can I do for entertainment... Oh wow...look at the pretty window.. lick lick lick

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 09:02 PM (QeH9j)

572 Boston? Posted by: Lauren at March 16, 2014 12:58 AM (hFL/3) no Austin rhymes with Austin sorta like in the 80's when some one said I won't name any names...... but Sally Jones did sex to Jeff Smith last Saturday at Mindy's keg

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 15, 2014 09:02 PM (5MaPI)

573 Tammy, I'm thinking he just landed the plane somewhere and is demanding the release of the opposition politician. Perhaps he's even communicated this to the Malaysian government but they aren't talking about it because it would be such an international black eye. I have, for the first time since the plane vanished, hope that the people are alive and may stay that way.

Posted by: Lauren at March 15, 2014 09:03 PM (hFL/3)

574 Ok, I mark it down.

Posted by: lindafell at March 15, 2014 09:03 PM (PGO8C)

575 Posted by: GMB (et al) at March 16, 2014 01:00 AM (nkPV9) That general area has never been what you'd call Jew friendly. They invented pogroms, IIRC. Probably hard to field a full government without a whole damn bunch of those types.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 09:03 PM (Pfvig)

576 559 540 >> (although, amusingly, there is ONE Constitutional function regarding
alcoholic beverages that lies unquestionably within the Federal
sphere......and they don't do anything about it --
http://tinyurl.com/lzpefbk )

I viewed the video; there is a difference in the two volumes, with the large glass holding slightly more. Maybe an ounce. Deceptive, sure, but not false advertising.

There is also this thing known as let the buyer beware.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2014 12:59 AM (cHZB7) Hide posts from (cHZB7)

Whereas in the UK, every freaking barglass has a symbol on it to indicate when it hits its lawful capacity.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 09:03 PM (T1005)

577 >>>You know, $40,000 is a lot of real lap dances. Just sayin'. Pole dancing robots are a real thing.

Not robots. Animatronics. 1950's tech.<<<

Who. Cares. They. Are. Smoking. Hot. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Shake. It. Ladies.

Posted by: Abe Lincoln from the Hall of Presidents at March 15, 2014 09:04 PM (QthYu)

578

Hello back atcha Blanco Basura!

Going thru the hell of audits and tax season right now.

How are you doing? Still in AZ?

Posted by: alamogordo at March 15, 2014 09:05 PM (HUTO5)

579 540 512 I think they should either raise the military enlistment age to 21 or lower the drinking age to 18. But you all know how hard it is to change any law in the US (I'm still stunned at some of the speed limits now in effect); we can't even get rid of stupid DST. That is, unless you've got a pen and a phone and an ugly set of jug ears. Then changing a law by decree is as easy as pie. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2014 12:42 AM (cHZB7) Hide posts from (cHZB7) I think the national alcohol policy should be "whatever...." If you carefully scrutinize Article I, Section 8 of the US Constitution -- which is quite short, BTW -- you won't find anything in it about booze. http://tinyurl.com/75uc3 (although, amusingly, there is ONE Constitutional function regarding alcoholic beverages that lies unquestionably within the Federal sphere......and they don't do anything about it -- http://tinyurl.com/lzpefbk ) Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2014 12:51 AM (T1005) The only thing that keeps the states from dropping the age is Federal highway funds. They get "more" money by having the drinking age at 21 instead of 18. Govt being govt is addicted to money, so they keep it there. This was done because all the politicians bowed down to pressure from MADD, and IMHO the problem with drunk driving has gotten worse since the age was raised because so much of the drinking has "gone underground" where there is no controls on it.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 15, 2014 09:05 PM (HxSXm)

580 Eeek! Can't wait, Linda!

Posted by: Lauren at March 15, 2014 09:06 PM (hFL/3)

581 I have, for the first time since the plane vanished, hope that the people are alive and may stay that way. Posted by: Lauren at March 16, 2014 01:03 AM (hFL/3) Me, too! But.... surely he'd be talking by now? You're right the govt could be hiding it, but in this day and age seems like a hard secret to keep for very long. Have they been able to trace his activities in the days prior to the flight?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 09:06 PM (Pfvig)

582 I agree with you Tammy. Just a general comment on those that think the Ukraine is all skittles and Unicorns because Vlad is being mean to them.

Posted by: GMB (et al) at March 15, 2014 09:07 PM (nkPV9)

583 And if I get all3 I should be good to go, hopefully. Posted by: female delurking at March 16, 2014 01:02 AM (52Zyt) forgot one the cross bow so y'all ned Longbow Crossbow compound bow glock and a shitload of ammo for each

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 15, 2014 09:07 PM (5MaPI)

584 Eeek! Can't wait, Linda! Posted by: Lauren at March 16, 2014 01:06 AM (hFL/3) What have I missed?? Is someone getting married?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 09:07 PM (Pfvig)

585 "Have they been able to trace his activities in the days prior to the flight?" From what I've read he was actually at the trial of the opposition party guy right before the plane took off. And his family moved out of the house the day before. I don't know how those two pieces of information are related. Maybe his family said they couldn't be around him if he was acting so crazy about the trial or something.

Posted by: Lauren at March 15, 2014 09:08 PM (hFL/3)

586 That is a male cat pouring the coals to a female. Can't be. I've heard the feline baby-making before, and it's usually when the female throws off the male when there's a sound, and it's pretty brief. The fights I hear on occasion, the loud wailings of either cat is usually punctuated by flurries of growling, spitting, and sounds of physical fighting. Left to their own devices, it'll go on for quite some time. The first time I heard this where I live now, I listened to it for a while before going out with a flashlight to scare the bastards away. Now, if and when it happens, I'll go outside as quietly as possible, try to determine the approximate position of the combatants, and fire a volley of BBs from my CO2 BB pistol.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 15, 2014 09:08 PM (AQTz3)

587 I agree with you Tammy. Just a general comment on those that think the Ukraine is all skittles and Unicorns because Vlad is being mean to them. Posted by: GMB (et al) at March 16, 2014 01:07 AM (nkPV9) Yes! I do side totally with the Ukrainians, but saints they aint, as far as their leaders.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 09:09 PM (Pfvig)

588 I have, for the first time since the plane vanished, hope that the people are alive and may stay that way. Posted by: Lauren at March 16, 2014 01:03 AM (hFL/3) fnord (hFL/3) I don't know if such things can be, but I hope so. It would be a Hollywood Ending, in the good sense.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 15, 2014 09:09 PM (qyfb5)

589 Going thru the hell of audits and tax season right now.
How are you doing? Still in AZ?

Ahh tax season, when a young lady's thoughts turn to avoiding prison for getting a sign wrong when doing "simple" math.

Still in the same place, they haven't hauled me off to the camps just yet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 09:11 PM (0AKks)

590 Good night all, my spelling is getting bad so it's bedtime. I spread a bunch of mulch today but miscalculated and ran out. I have to go get another 10 bags and some edging to finish the front yard tomorrow, yeah me!

Posted by: lindafell at March 15, 2014 09:11 PM (PGO8C)

591 556 years ago i worked at a candy store. one day this creepy old guy threatened to come back with a hand grenade. i told him, "greeeaaat!" he didn't like it, but he left. Posted by: concrete girl at March 16, 2014 12:57 AM (iJwLj) I'd try out my Reverend Lovejoy voice and say 'Awww, that's super!'

Posted by: model_1066 at March 15, 2014 09:11 PM (afNM6)

592 And his family moved out of the house the day before Now that's interesting, but he could also have just wanted to hide them from the govt since he supported the opposition. Maybe he just needed to get the hell outta Dodge himself and this will all turn out okay!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 09:11 PM (Pfvig)

593 OK...now I got it ..one each... longbow crossbow compound bow and a glock with a shitload od ammo for each..will remember that for when the bad days hit..and thanks for the recomendations everyone.

Posted by: female delurking at March 15, 2014 09:12 PM (52Zyt)

594 588 I have, for the first time since the plane vanished, hope that the people are alive and may stay that way.

Posted by: Lauren at March 16, 2014 01:03 AM (hFL/3) fnord (hFL/3)

I don't know if such things can be, but I hope so.

It would be a Hollywood Ending, in the good sense. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 16, 2014 01:09 AM (qyfb5) Hide posts from (qyfb5)

It would be, and that or an Entebbe would be very welcome....but I'm almost certain they're not.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 09:12 PM (T1005)

595 So, looked back over the news. Gave up controlling authority over the internet. Can this fuck in the WH make America any weaker?

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 09:13 PM (QeH9j)

596 Posted by: female delurking at March 16, 2014 01:12 AM (52Zyt) And chocolate and beverage of choice and TP.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 09:13 PM (Pfvig)

597 There waz snakes on that plane.

Posted by: Sammy Jackson at March 15, 2014 09:13 PM (Dwehj)

598 Can this fuck in the WH make America any weaker? Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2014 01:13 AM (QeH9j) He's just warming up, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 09:14 PM (Pfvig)

599 Haha Tammy, no marriage. Just a promise I made to take Lauren some place to vent

Posted by: lindafell at March 15, 2014 09:14 PM (PGO8C)

600 Can this fuck in the WH make America any weaker?

We're just warmin' up.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 15, 2014 09:15 PM (Dwehj)

601 Lol Miss Tammy..why of course can't forget them most basic of nessecitys.

Posted by: female delurking at March 15, 2014 09:15 PM (52Zyt)

602 Oh, well, that sounds pretty nice, too!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 09:15 PM (Pfvig)

603 595 So, looked back over the news. Gave up controlling authority over the internet. Can this fuck in the WH make America any weaker? Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2014 01:13 AM (QeH9j) Hide posts from (QeH9j)

Considering the reamjob we're getting from the NSA and the government sponsored trolls, is it so much better now while we still have controlling authority over the internet????

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 09:15 PM (T1005)

604 He's just warming up, I'm afraid. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 16, 2014 01:14 AM (Pfvig) Less than 1000 days for him to implement all his plans. Yeah, it will get a LOT worse.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 09:15 PM (QeH9j)

605 Fundamental Change!

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 15, 2014 09:16 PM (Dwehj)

606 That story about the 727 that vanished in Angola suggests to me the idea for a movie plot....

There's this Moron, call him Jack, ex-miltary, aircraft maintenance engineer, who has forgotten more about airplane refitting than other engineers ever learned. Divorced, out of work, disgusted with life. Out of the blue, he gets a call from Mike Zimmerberg, an Internet billionaire, and huge Obama bundler. One of Zimmerberg's smaller enterprises is a cargo airline in southern Africa. So happens that one of his planes has been grounded at an up-country airstrip in Angola for close to a year now, with a bad engine, and can't be flown out. There is no service facility there. Zimmerberg offers Jack a hundred grand to fly in there on one of the airline's other planes, along with a reman engine, do the engine swap, and prepare the plane to be flown back to a more civilized center.

Now Jack has a bad feeling about all this, but he badly needs the money, and he is bored, so he takes the job. He gets to the remote airstrip all right, and there is the plane, and they offload the spare engine, and his plane is gone. He gets a room at a run-down local hotel, and starts to work, and it's a long process, lacking proper shop facilities. He becomes acquainted with this moody Russian guy, Toly, also resident at the hotel, and learns he is one of Russia's foremost computer hackers, on the run from Putin's secret police. They start swapping stories, and Jack mentions he is employed by Zimmerberg, and Toly warns him that he knows Zimmerberg is a double-crosser of the first water. Jack asks if he can hack into Z's email, which he easily accomplishes, revealing an email which details a plot to use a bomb to down the plane Jack is fixing, on account of the fact that the airframe is houred out, and not worth rebuilding, so a crash can be used to collect insurance.

Anyway, forewarned about the bomb plot, and still not sure how to deal with it, Jack carries on with the replacement of the engine. Now unbeknownst to Jack, or to Zimmerberg, for that matter, a gang of jihadis has been stashing uncut diamonds, stolen from the local mines, in various cubbyholes on this plane for several months, and keeping a watch on it 24/7, with a plan to simply swarm the plane when it finally makes a move to take off, and hijack it for a flight to Yemen, where they will sell the diamonds to raise money to buy a nuclear warhead from Pakistan for Al Qaeda.

Now, a hot blonde turns up on the scene, and commences romancing Jack. She turns out to be the pilot assigned by Zimmerberg to fly the plane out, but will also be revealed as the agent intended to place the bomb on the plane, and she is also an agent of the FSB, and assigned to murder Toly the hacker. Toly has discovered this from further email hacks. Her plan is to get them all on the plane, take off, then put the aircraft on autopilot, set a timer on the bomb, and then bail out with a parachute.

Jack and Toly decide to acquire parachutes of their own, and secrete them aboard the plane, and then bail out before the plane reaches cruising altitude. So they proceed to do this, and in the course of hiding the parachutes on board, discover some of the hidden diamonds.

Final exciting climax time (took long enough, didn't it?): Work on plane is completed. Hot blonde pilot runs up engines, verifies they are good to go. Jack and Toly are aboard, the latter ostensibly as a hitchhiker. Ground crew are readying to roll the stair away, when the gang of jihadis attacking, shooting ground crew members, and swarming aboard the plane. They order Blondie to take off, and fly straight for Yemen, with guns at her head and those of Jack and Toly. They take off, climb to cruising altitude, and swing East toward Yemen, many long hours away. Blondie manages to slowly bleed off cabin pressure, and eventually the jihadis, who have been very hyper and excitable, become comatose. She and Jack and Toly are less affected, because they have been sitting still, not burning calories. Once the jihadis are all comatose, Blondie cranks up cabin pressure again, and before the jihadis awaken, Toly and Jack move through the plane, and tie them all up with duct tape. Then they return to the flight deck, and confront Blondie with what they know about her plot. She breaks down and cries, and admits it all, but says she has fallen in love with Jack, and had decided not to arm the bomb. Besides, she tells them, she has discovered a secret; the plane is loaded with diamonds. Jack says, "Yeah, honey, I knew about the diamonds, but I didn't know why they were on board." So the three of them decide to search the plane high and low for diamonds, and they find several kilos of them. They each stuff their pockets with diamonds, Blondie sets the timer on the bomb, and they untie one of the jihadis who is starting to awaken, and then Jack, Toly, and Blondie bail out.

Film ends with the freed jihadi waking his companions. Achmed, the leader, and designated pilot, takes the controls of the plane, and orders the door to be closed, which they manage to do, with difficulty, one jihadi being sucked out to his doom (long, blood-curdling scream). Achmed says, "well, we have out airplane, we have lost our hostages, but so what? We have our diamonds." Up pipes Mohammed, "leader, we have some of them, but less than a half-kilo. Most of them are gone. But we did find a heavy box in the rear galley." Achmed looks at Mohammed. Mohammed looks at Achmed. "Was it ticking?" "Funny you should mention that....."

Arright, so you now you know, Tom Clancy, I ain't.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2014 09:16 PM (fP0Xf)

607 Oleh Makhnitsky Acting Prosecutor General, Svoboda member Sieg Heil!!! Anyone? Posted by: GMB (et al) at March 16, 2014 01:00 AM (nkPV9) Gonna go out on a limb and say there are probably very few free market conservatives in these "hard right" groups. Their manifestos probably read like most hard leftists screeds.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 15, 2014 09:16 PM (HxSXm)

608 The reason I think they could be alive is that if someone were trying to make a political "prisoner exchange" you'd need to have someone to exchange him for. In that situation, it really doesn't make sense to kill anyone except for maybe the co-pilot if he's not in on the plot. Now, obviously something may have gone wrong and the plane still may have crashed, but I jsut don't see a guy who's reacting to a political imprisonment just randomly killing people for no reason.

Posted by: Lauren at March 15, 2014 09:16 PM (hFL/3)

609 >>>OK...now I got it ..one each...

Posted by: female delurking at March 16, 2014 01:12 AM (52Zyt)

And that's it and that's the only thing you need.

And this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all you need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all you need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all you need. You don't need one other thing, not one.

Posted by: The Jerk at March 15, 2014 09:18 PM (QthYu)

610 Posted by: female delurking at March 16, 2014 01:15 AM (52Zyt) I have a spare fridge in our basement and in it are 4 12 pks of Red Bull, a case of Coke, a case of Dr Pepper, and 2 24 pks of those Starbucks mocha things in bottles. When Thor is in residence, half of it would be upstairs and there'd be two cases of beer. And that's not even the Burning Times stash, that's for Just In Case. (I live out in the woods and we get iced/flooded/trees downed in quite a bit!)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 09:19 PM (Pfvig)

611 595 He's a Colonialist, who believes America has been too powerful for far too long, and seeks to knock us down to level. His actions telegraph this, and all this was out there to see for anyone who wanted to look beyond his veneer. 52% didn't care. Thanks, most.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 09:19 PM (ojnk6)

612

Yes Blanco, it's so much fun, and explaining to client all the time why they don't get as big a refund as their friends do. Well, mostly that's just family, as in in laws I explain the not cheating for the BIG refund. Most family understands only withholding enough to cover, but there sure are some cheaters out there who try to make me look bad.

Looking forward to Florida for niece's wedding in FL end of April - never been there.

Hubby has an uncle from WW2 era that hangs out in Sun City who comes to visit us in Jan - Feb time mostly. I believe he stays there snow-birding it from about Oct until May.

Maybe that's close enough to you we could do a mini-moron meetup?

Posted by: alamogordo at March 15, 2014 09:20 PM (HUTO5)

613 Arright, so you now you know, Tom Clancy, I ain't. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2014 01:16 AM (fP0Xf) needs more sweater puppies.......

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 15, 2014 09:20 PM (5MaPI)

614 So, looked back over the news. Gave up controlling authority over the internet. Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2014 01:13 AM (QeH9j) fnord (QeH9j) molṑn labÃ©

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 15, 2014 09:21 PM (qyfb5)

615 I just learned my mother has died. I've mentioned her poor health here before, just never expected it would be this soon. Please pray for my Dad, they have been together since they were 15. He's a strong guy, but this has to be a tough deal for him. We are headed up tomorrow to be w/ him in WI.

Posted by: The Farmer at March 15, 2014 09:21 PM (eBupg)

616 Considering the reamjob we're getting from the NSA and the government sponsored trolls, is it so much better now while we still have controlling authority over the internet???? Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2014 01:15 AM (T1005) That was the .gov we know F'ing with us. Now others canas well. (And I'm sure they already are, but .gov just gave them the go-ahead.)

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 09:21 PM (QeH9j)

617 Gonna go out on a limb and say there are probably very few free market conservatives in these "hard right" groups. Their manifestos probably read like most hard leftists screeds.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 16, 2014 01:16 AM (HxSXm)

Svoboda's sure does. I am sure it loses quite a bit in the translation but the similarities to the nazi party are striking. "The Right Sector" seems to be a pale imitation of the SA.

Bullies bullying bullies. The blood will flow sooner or later.

Posted by: GMB (et al) at March 15, 2014 09:22 PM (nkPV9)

618 Oh no, I'm so sorry for your loss, Farmer. Prayers going out for your family.

Posted by: Lauren at March 15, 2014 09:22 PM (hFL/3)

619 568 It is pretty easy overall to make and detonate a nuclear weapon right here in the US -- all you need is is 123 pounds of U235 enriched to 85%+

The nominal spherical critical mass for an untampered 235U nuclear weapon is 56 kilograms (123 lb),[3] a sphere 17.32 cm (6.8") in diameter.

(wiki). You can even make a (crude) weapon from 20% enriched U235, a level that Iran is already enriching to. Then build the bomb right here; they'd probably have to smuggle in the required exotic high explosives as well though.

This is why it's important to stop them from enriching; everything else is engineering once you have the HEU.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2014 09:23 PM (cHZB7)

620 You know how they called JFK's presidency Camelot? Mine will be known as Thunderdome.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 15, 2014 09:23 PM (Dwehj)

621 Please pray for my Dad, they have been together since they were 15. He's a strong guy, but this has to be a tough deal for him. Posted by: The Farmer at March 16, 2014 01:21 AM (eBupg) fnord (eBupg) I'm so sorry, and I am, and for you as well.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 15, 2014 09:23 PM (qyfb5)

622 Agree MWNP, except I'd say at least a third of that 52 percent agreed with him. That's how they've been teaching kids, you know. Mean old white slave owning MEN founded this country, and oppressed everything they touched and there was war mongering and GUNS and general ickiness all around.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 09:24 PM (Pfvig)

623 News show I'm watching just had a woman say 'It's much harder to breath underwater.' SMH.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 09:24 PM (QeH9j)

624 615 I just learned my mother has died. I've mentioned her poor health here before, just never expected it would be this soon.

Please pray for my Dad, they have been together since they were 15. He's a strong guy, but this has to be a tough deal for him.

We are headed up tomorrow to be w/ him in WI. Posted by: The Farmer at March 16, 2014 01:21 AM (eBupg) Hide posts from (eBupg)

Awww, Farmer....sorry to hear. Stay safe and Godspeed.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 09:24 PM (T1005)

625 ONT!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 15, 2014 09:25 PM (VgMBx)

626 Posted by: The Farmer at March 16, 2014 01:21 AM (eBupg) Oh no..... God bless and keep you all. I am so sorry.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 09:25 PM (Pfvig)

627 Please pray for my Dad, they have been together since they were 15. He's a strong guy, but this has to be a tough deal for him. We are headed up tomorrow to be w/ him in WI. Posted by: The Farmer at March 16, 2014 01:21 AM (eBupg) Many prayers sent.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 09:25 PM (QeH9j)

628 I rely need to get on the ball with putting together a nice stash of stuff for any bad times (natural) or otherwise.I just have to get of my ass and get started.

Posted by: female delurking at March 15, 2014 09:26 PM (52Zyt)

629 We are headed up tomorrow to be w/ him in WI. Posted by: The Farmer at March 16, 2014 01:21 AM (eBupg) dude...... went through something like that recently

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 15, 2014 09:26 PM (5MaPI)

630 Hubby has an uncle from WW2 era that hangs out in Sun City who comes to visit us in Jan - Feb time mostly. I believe he stays there snow-birding it from about Oct until May.

Maybe that's close enough to you we could do a mini-moron meetup?

That has... possibilities.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 09:26 PM (0AKks)

631 Hey lou.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 09:26 PM (QeH9j)

632 ....and Bomber was just saying that he'd met Farmer IRL.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 09:27 PM (T1005)

633 lou!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 09:27 PM (Pfvig)

634 This is why it's important to stop them from enriching; everything else is engineering once you have the HEU. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 16, 2014 01:23 AM (cHZB7) Atomic bombs are 1940's technology, let that seep in a bit

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 15, 2014 09:27 PM (5MaPI)

635 And to The Farmer..Prayers sent for you and yours.

Posted by: female delurking at March 15, 2014 09:27 PM (52Zyt)

636 Why do I always comment at the most inappropriate times?,

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 15, 2014 09:28 PM (VgMBx)

637 628 I rely need to get on the ball with putting together a nice stash of stuff for any bad times (natural) or otherwise.I just have to get of my ass and get started. Posted by: female delurking at March 16, 2014 01:26 AM (52Zyt) Hide posts from (52Zyt)

Approximately where are you?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 09:28 PM (T1005)

638 Posted by: The Farmer at March 16, 2014 01:21 AM (eBupg)

Sorry to hear of your and your family's loss, Farmer. My condolences.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 15, 2014 09:28 PM (cHZB7)

639 Why do I always comment at the most inappropriate times?, Posted by: lou's a girl at March 16, 2014 01:28 AM (VgMBx) luck?

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 15, 2014 09:29 PM (5MaPI)

640 Main link at Drudge: "Pakistan?" Various maps suggest that Pakistan is at the edge of MH370's range. More importantly, the only way there is over India. Is it possible that MH370 crossed India without being detected, or by masquerading as another flight? The first possibility is truly embarrassing for India, as MH370 would have to fly at altitude to reach Pakistan ... no chance to evade radars at 30,000+ feet. The second option ... still very embarrassing. /Tinfoil on But is there a chance that MH370 was allowed to fly, and finally allowed to land in India as the fuel tanks went empty, and India (and every other government) is keeping a lid on this to prevent passengers being executed? Stay tuned ... /Tinfoil off

Posted by: Arbalest at March 15, 2014 09:29 PM (FlRtG)

641 Prayers said for your dad, The Farmer.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 09:29 PM (0AKks)

642 I shall shed my narcissistic sock for a moment to offer Farmer my sincere condolences.

Posted by: Prez'nit 404 at March 15, 2014 09:29 PM (Dwehj)

643 622 My kid has been getting a better Education than that, both at school ( we're in a very red area) and at home. While I no longer live with her, she has a solid foundation. Hopefully, this will survive college. She's narrowly missing Common Core, our next national nightmare.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 15, 2014 09:29 PM (ojnk6)

644 Evenin', Miss Lou.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 09:30 PM (0AKks)

645 Ok the weather here just turned nasty sooo I guess I best get off of here until it passes bye. Thanks to everyone for the warm welcome and good convo...night night all

Posted by: female delurking at March 15, 2014 09:30 PM (52Zyt)

646 636 Why do I always comment at the most inappropriate times?, Posted by: lou's a girl at March 16, 2014 01:28 AM (VgMBx) Hide posts from (VgMBx)

It's a noisy room, lou -- there are always different conversations going on simultaneously. Come over toward this quiet corner and let me tell you how happy I am to see you.....how's that new job working-out?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 09:30 PM (T1005)

647 so very sorry farmer, peace be with you and your dad. (hand on my heart)

Posted by: concrete girl at March 15, 2014 09:31 PM (iJwLj)

648 It's a noisy room, lou -- there are always different conversations going on simultaneously. Come over toward this quiet corner and let me tell you how happy I am to see you.....how's that new job working-out? Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2014 01:30 AM (T1005) IT'S A TRAP!!!

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 09:31 PM (QeH9j)

649 night night all Posted by: female delurking at March 16, 2014 01:30 AM (52Zyt) wait ! you forgot the bobeh pics!

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 15, 2014 09:32 PM (5MaPI)

650 Had the best day in a really long long time. Saw a good damn friend I have really missed, at least six years! Sorry farmer, I just seem to comment badly. Sending a prayer to you

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 15, 2014 09:33 PM (VgMBx)

651 Cthulhu I am in the central part of Louisiana

Posted by: female delurking at March 15, 2014 09:33 PM (52Zyt)

652 Posted by: female delurking at March 16, 2014 01:26 AM (52Zyt) I am a natural nester. Plus, I grew up in the absolute boondocks, so I have a natural inclination to stock up since trips to town were rare. I tend to think more in terms of comfort stuff (TP, plenty of girly protection, baby wipes, talcum powder) and treats ( the aforementioned beverages, chocolate, nuts, which Thor cannot live without and dried mango, which I am addicted to) And of course we have canned goods and such, but I like my little treats and I like to be clean and dry!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 09:34 PM (Pfvig)

653 Here comes the thunder, I"d best unplug everything! Night all! Thanks, delurkers!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 15, 2014 09:35 PM (Pfvig)

654 649 night night all
Posted by: female delurking at March 16, 2014 01:30 AM (52Zyt)

wait !

you forgot the bobeh pics!

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 16, 2014 01:32 AM (5MaPI) Hide posts from (5MaPI)

Oh, what the hell -- a pair of boobies: http://tinyurl.com/krr3obc

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 09:35 PM (T1005)

655 Oh, what the hell -- a pair of boobies: http://tinyurl.com/krr3obc

Knew what was coming, clicked on it anyway.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 09:37 PM (0AKks)

656 Please pray for my Dad, they have been together since they were 15. He's a strong guy, but this has to be a tough deal for him.

We are headed up tomorrow to be w/ him in WI.

Posted by: The Farmer at March 16, 2014 01:21 AM (eBupg)

My condolences, Farmer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2014 09:37 PM (fP0Xf)

657 RWC, Tammy, Cthulhu , Blanco, everyone else, you beautiful people!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 15, 2014 09:38 PM (VgMBx)

658 Sincere condolence to you and your Dad, Farmer. Hang in there.

Posted by: eman at March 15, 2014 09:39 PM (AO9UG)

659 655 Oh, what the hell -- a pair of boobies: http://tinyurl.com/krr3obc

Knew what was coming, clicked on it anyway.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 16, 2014 01:37 AM (0AKks) Hide posts from (0AKks)

Evidently the male has the smaller pupils. Otherwise, not highly dimorphic.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 09:39 PM (T1005)

660 Hello, lou's! Pay yer dues, Shine yer shoes, Banish those blues!

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 15, 2014 09:40 PM (qoKTg)

661 Posted by: The Farmer at March 16, 2014 01:21 AM (eBupg)

Condolences. Lot of that going around lately.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 15, 2014 09:40 PM (r/e1Q)

662 Farmer - May you and your family be blessed with strength for this trial ... May you find love and peace in unexpected moments of Grace ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 15, 2014 09:42 PM (qoKTg)

663 Heh, it was originally a boobie post for Valentine's Day -- http://tinyurl.com/dcxg2y

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 09:43 PM (T1005)

664 Adriene! Hi

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 15, 2014 09:44 PM (VgMBx)

665 102 Ah yes, what I would do if I won the lottery. After I set my kids up so I wouldn't have to worry about them, and hollowed out a volcano on an uninhabited island for my evil lair, Make A Wish would have a very, very good year.

when asked what i would i tell people i'd fill up my bedroom (waist deep) with 100 dollar bills and roll around nekked while laughing maniacly and if i win that is what i would tell the reporter if it was on a live feed

Posted by: jimmytheclaw at March 15, 2014 09:44 PM (hj5ez)

666 'Allo?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 09:45 PM (T1005)

667 Heh, it was originally a boobie post for Valentine's Day -- http://tinyurl.com/dcxg2y Boobies for St. Patty's Days should be green footed boobies ... Just sayin'

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 15, 2014 09:45 PM (qoKTg)

668 657 RWC, Tammy, Cthulhu , Blanco, everyone else, you beautiful people!! Posted by: lou's a girl at March 16, 2014 01:38 AM (VgMBx) Bedtime already? ---- So there is a 2A rally in Hartford on 4/5. Should be interesting.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 09:46 PM (QeH9j)

669 And the magic number goes to the most appropriate eldritch horror in the room.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 09:46 PM (0AKks)

670 667 Heh, it was originally a boobie post for Valentine's Day -- http://tinyurl.com/dcxg2y

Boobies for St. Patty's Days should be green footed boobies ...

Just sayin' Posted by: Adriane ... at March 16, 2014 01:45 AM (qoKTg) Hide posts from (qoKTg)

It sounds good to you....and it sounds good to me....but who's going to be the one to explain it to the boobies?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 09:47 PM (T1005)

671 666 'Allo? Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2014 01:45 AM (T1005) All Hail Satan.... Must be a conservative.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 09:47 PM (QeH9j)

672 668 657 RWC, Tammy, Cthulhu , Blanco, everyone else, you beautiful people!!
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 16, 2014 01:38 AM (VgMBx)

Bedtime already?
----

So there is a 2A rally in Hartford on 4/5. Should be interesting. Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2014 01:46 AM (QeH9j) Hide posts from (QeH9j)

CT did enough overreach that they could be looking at a SCOTUS decision that says, "'No' means 'no'." I wonder if that plaintiff is looking to be arrested at that rally.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 09:49 PM (T1005)

673 Alberta Oil Peon ... your story reminds me of mitch rapp.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 15, 2014 09:50 PM (KwMiz)

674 For those disappointed by the endless stream of blue feet: http://i.imgur.com/Tec7QbD.jpg Sometimes a little bit of something good is quite enough. In this case, obviously I am speaking of objectification.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 15, 2014 09:50 PM (qyfb5)

675 DOH! I actually put it in bit.ly and didn't copy the second URL http://bit.ly/1e6jPh7

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 15, 2014 09:50 PM (qyfb5)

676 671 666 'Allo?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2014 01:45 AM (T1005)

All Hail Satan.... Must be a conservative. Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2014 01:47 AM (QeH9j) Hide posts from (QeH9j)

You've got the wrong address -- Satan lives at 666 Eldritch Drive....this is 666 Eldritch Court.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 09:51 PM (T1005)

677 No, RWC, just have had a wicked headache for over a month, has kinda thrown me for a loop! But I really had a good day, saw my nephew today after a really long time and he's my favorite, feeling quite blessed!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 15, 2014 09:52 PM (VgMBx)

678 For those disappointed by the endless stream of blue feet:

Hard to draw any conclusions, her pupils aren't very dilated like the female in the first picture.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 09:53 PM (0AKks)

679

G_d bless you and your family Farmer in this time of sorrow. May you find peace in remembering all the good times. May G_d give you strength to get through this.

It sure isn't easy.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 15, 2014 09:53 PM (HUTO5)

680 CT did enough overreach that they could be looking at a SCOTUS decision that says, "'No' means 'no'." I wonder if that plaintiff is looking to be arrested at that rally. Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2014 01:49 AM (T1005) Apologies for being dumb, but what case is that? Plaintiffwise.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 09:54 PM (QeH9j)

681 674 For those disappointed by the endless stream of blue feet:

http://i.___ur.com/Tec7QbD.jpg

Sometimes a little bit of something good is quite enough.

In this case, obviously I am speaking of objectification. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 16, 2014 01:50 AM (qyfb5) Hide posts from (qyfb5)

Going from blue feet to blue dresses and blue eyes? I would've expected an undesired detour through unobtanium-hoarding smurfs on the way, but I'm just as happy to have taken the freeway.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 09:54 PM (T1005)

682 It sounds good to you....and it sounds good to me....but who's going to be the one to explain it to the boobies? Al Bundy in the shoe store with a can of green paint?!?

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 15, 2014 09:54 PM (qoKTg)

683

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 16, 2014 12:37 AM (qyfb5)

Can you help with that? I doubt the asshat is using his real name.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 09:55 PM (R3gO3)

684

Farmer, I am sorry for your loss.

Good night, horde.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 15, 2014 09:57 PM (R3gO3)

685 Drinking a beer! Who's with me?

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 15, 2014 09:57 PM (VgMBx)

686 677 No, RWC, just have had a wicked headache for over a month, has kinda thrown me for a loop! But I really had a good day, saw my nephew today after a really long time and he's my favorite, feeling quite blessed! Posted by: lou's a girl at March 16, 2014 01:52 AM (VgMBx) Nice. I'm sure he missed Aunty Lou. Does he call you Aunt? My nephs and neice don't. Their parent's are trying to get them to say Uncle but it just isn't happening.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 09:57 PM (QeH9j)

687 Hard to draw any conclusions, her pupils aren't very dilated like the female in the first picture. Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 16, 2014 01:53 AM (0AKks) fnord (0AKks) So picky.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 15, 2014 09:58 PM (qyfb5)

688 Alberta Oil Peon ... your story reminds me of mitch rapp.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 16, 2014 01:50 AM (KwMiz)

Is that good or bad?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2014 09:58 PM (fP0Xf)

689 685 Drinking a beer! Who's with me? Posted by: lou's a girl at March 16, 2014 01:57 AM (VgMBx) Mug of hydrogen dioxide here. CHEERS!

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 09:59 PM (QeH9j)

690 Can you help with that? I doubt the asshat is using his real name. Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at March 16, 2014 01:55 AM (R3gO3) fnord (R3gO3) I can only offer a hearty "it depends." Are you on the Yahoo group? Yeah, it would not be surprising for someone like that to hide their identity. The site owners should have the IP, however (it may also be a ruse).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 15, 2014 09:59 PM (qyfb5)

691 Debil with a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress ... Debil with a blue dress on!

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 15, 2014 10:00 PM (qoKTg)

692 So picky.

I was scratching my nose!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 10:02 PM (0AKks)

693 680 CT did enough overreach that they could be looking at a SCOTUS decision that says, "'No' means 'no'." I wonder if that plaintiff is looking to be arrested at that rally.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2014 01:49 AM (T1005)

Apologies for being dumb, but what case is that?

Plaintiffwise. Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2014 01:54 AM (QeH9j) Hide posts from (QeH9j)

It's not a case yet, because nobody's been arrested......but the stupid CT legislature decided to outlaw what they knew 300,000+ citizens lawfully owned....and got about 50,000 people to comply (the rest silently stating "fuck off"). They've since amped the rhetoric. Without a court case, the legislature can say any damned thing they please....but once they arrest someone, it's in the hands of the courts.

I'm assuming that the local court goes with their local buds, the DAs (who can, as the saying goes, indict a ham sandwich). Interesting stuff starts happening at appeal, where principles of law come out to play.....and that would be where the guy arrested is the plaintiff to overturn his local court ruling.

It would then run up through the CT state court system -- but it's looking like someone along the line would eye "Heller" and toss it....but if the stupid runs thick and deep in the CT bar, it could end up on SCOTUS' plate....and I really, really, really, really, really don't see it going well for the gun-grabbers if stare decisis even exists at that point.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 10:04 PM (T1005)

694 689 685 Drinking a beer! Who's with me? Posted by: lou's a girl at March 16, 2014 01:57 AM (VgMBx) Mug of hydrogen dioxide here. CHEERS! Posted by: RWC at March 16, 2014 01:59 AM (QeH9j) I dare you to take a shot of the dihydrogen monoxide.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 15, 2014 10:04 PM (afNM6)

695 RWC, he calls me Aunt LouLou. About the sweetest guy on the earth! I wad just about at the end of my rope, Seeing him was a sincere break! And I kinda dig my new job, I work 22 hours a week. The new normal, I guess

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 15, 2014 10:04 PM (VgMBx)

696 I wad=was, fucking phone

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 15, 2014 10:06 PM (VgMBx)

697 696 I wad=was, fucking phone Posted by: lou's a girl at March 16, 2014 02:06 AM (VgMBx) I was fucking the phone too, but...my heart belongs to the toaster.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 15, 2014 10:08 PM (afNM6)

698 Ooops, did I miss a beer? -- gotta grab one from the garage....

'K -- I'm back. *Looks around* Aren't we supposed to clink bottles or something?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 10:09 PM (T1005)

699 697 696 I wad=was, fucking phone
Posted by: lou's a girl at March 16, 2014 02:06 AM (VgMBx)

I was fucking the phone too, but...my heart belongs to the toaster. Posted by: model_1066 at March 16, 2014 02:08 AM (afNM6) Hide posts from (afNM6)

Do >>NOT<< use the "bagel" setting.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 10:10 PM (T1005)

700 Do >>NOT<< use the "bagel" setting.

Word.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 10:11 PM (0AKks)

701 693 Hey coothie you see that the feds went after Ares Armor the 80% guys for their inventory and customer list?

Posted by: MAx at March 15, 2014 10:11 PM (b7yum)

702 and I really, really, really, really, really don't see it going well for the gun-grabbers if stare decisis even exists at that point. Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2014 02:04 AM (T1005) fnord (T1005) Which is one reason why they LOVE LOVE LOVE to arrest you and then charge you with everything *but* what you to take to court. They still get to punish you (even if they lose, it's lawfare), but you don't get to challenge the unconstitutional law. Because you don't have standing (what a pernicious rule that has turned into).

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 15, 2014 10:12 PM (qyfb5)

703 Posted by: lou's a girl at March 16, 2014 02:04 AM (VgMBx) They're a God-send to break you out of stress. Unless you have to watch them overnight..which I am doing now. Then they'll do a full circle and bring you right back to the end of your rope. They will, but I can't be mad at them. Too damn cute. Walked out to the end of the street 7 times because the 2 year old kept on wanting to show me the moon.

Posted by: RWC at March 15, 2014 10:12 PM (QeH9j)

704 'K -- I'm back. *Looks around* Aren't we supposed to clink bottles or something? Sure ... it starts with clinking bottles ... seconds later it sounds like an express train and we all are running for cover!!!! Who's up for a berr, pffft ....

Posted by: Seismologist for Global Warming!!! at March 15, 2014 10:12 PM (qoKTg)

705 Fer fuck sake, teehee, yeah I better go to bed, night all y'all lovely people!!

Posted by: lou's a girl at March 15, 2014 10:13 PM (VgMBx)

706 G'night, Miss Lou!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 10:15 PM (0AKks)

707 Helloooooo: AOSHQ left sidebar has a Kraft-Foods advert for "Microloveable!" Mac-n-cheese. Wouldn't a Jello-Foods advert for Butterscotch Pudding be Moron appropriate? Ahoy: "ScroToLoveable!" dipping ahead!

Posted by: MoJoTee at March 15, 2014 10:17 PM (aR8Ih)

708 Oy Vey ... Day 2 at Chez Old New Jungle Terraformers, Inc. 8 bags of trash, but only 7 are weeds and sticks. Just slightly more than a half of the yard done ... If I won the lottery, I'd get a nice furo. And maybe some new towels to go with it ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 15, 2014 10:18 PM (qoKTg)

709 701 693 Hey coothie you see that the feds went after Ares Armor the 80% guys for their inventory and customer list? Posted by: MAx at March 16, 2014 02:11 AM (b7yum) Hide posts from (b7yum)

Yeah -- and they got a restraining order!!! Some bright and savvy dudes at Ares, way to go! Of course, they're going to have all their rosewood confiscated for four years....and face IRS and OSHA audits....and there's the $75,000/day fines for the puddle in their parking lot....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 10:19 PM (T1005)

710 Is that good or bad?... that's great!, Vince Flynn (RIP) wrote the Mitch Rapp series. super cool CIA character.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 15, 2014 10:20 PM (KwMiz)

711 Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Trash bags are full of weeds, And there's still more to do ... Burma Shave! Night, all ...

Posted by: Adriane ... at March 15, 2014 10:20 PM (qoKTg)

712 ..and there's the $75,000/day fines for the puddle in their parking lot....

Well, the water from that puddle could evaporate and fall as rain into a navigable waterway, so there's that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 10:21 PM (0AKks)

713 G'Night, Adriane. Say hello to the killer cactus for me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 10:22 PM (0AKks)

714 We are headed up tomorrow to be w/ him in WI. Posted by: The Farmer at March 16, 2014 01:21 AM (eBupg) dude...... went through something like that recently sted by: c We are headed up tomorrow to be w/ him in WI. Posted by: The Farmer at March 16, 2014 01:21 AM (eBupg) dude...... went through something like that recently Posted by: Smart Military Blog Sorry to hear that, it sucks. But what is amazing to me is the kindness some morons have shown me tonight. TY all. Not that I'm surprised at that kindness. My folks married in 1955, she just died in 2014. That's a pretty good run.

Posted by: The Farmer at March 15, 2014 10:22 PM (eBupg)

715 It is indeed, Farmer.

Posted by: Lauren at March 15, 2014 10:25 PM (hFL/3)

716 714 We are headed up tomorrow to be w/ him in WI.
Posted by: The Farmer at March 16, 2014 01:21 AM (eBupg)
dude......
went through something like that recently sted by: c

We are headed up tomorrow to be w/ him in WI.
Posted by: The Farmer at March 16, 2014 01:21 AM (eBupg)

dude......
went through something like that recently
Posted by: Smart Military Blog

Sorry to hear that, it sucks.

But what is amazing to me is the kindness some morons have shown me tonight. TY all.

Not that I'm surprised at that kindness.

My folks married in 1955, she just died in 2014. That's a pretty good run.
Posted by: The Farmer at March 16, 2014 02:22 AM (eBupg) Hide posts from (eBupg)

*checks to see if anyone is looking* {{{HUG}}} It's your MOM.... You just do what you need to, to keep her proud.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 10:28 PM (T1005)

717 that's the BEST kind of run farmer.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 15, 2014 10:28 PM (KwMiz)

718 713 G'Night, Adriane. Say hello to the killer cactus for me.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 16, 2014 02:22 AM (0AKks) Hide posts from (0AKks)

I think the killer cactus is Bebe.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 10:28 PM (T1005)

719 I only saw tis thread at 0235 whilst drunk, but i had to sat that the top 10 gfunnist Cartman moments is invalid for n ot including Scot Ten orman.

Posted by: shillelagh at March 15, 2014 10:36 PM (KMDwG)

720 Arright, so you now you know, Tom Clancy, I ain't. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Off the cuff comments for giggles sake. Nothing serious, just comments. Ignore away. Â• All of the main characters must be in the first act even if only referenced in passing or under pseudonyms -> Blondie has to be in the first act *particularly if she's a love interest.* Not entirely sold the love thing. "I am Raashan wooman." "I'm an American! Let's get it ON!" Does he know her prior to? He should. Is she a known danger? Did she have a part in getting him fired, divorced, or disgusted. She has to have been. Underline goes there. Â• Two 'macguffins' = bomb / ins plot and the jihadis. Two disparate plots seem to muddle the threat. I get the idea of introducing multiple threats as the 'twist' but they have to be integrated somehow. Also, just thinking rationally the jihadis would wait until the last moment to stash the diamonds on the plane because who would try that while a plane is undergoing an overhaul? Seems like a recipe for fail. Here's a thought, Jack accidentally hires a jihadi confederate as a foreman/2nd hand man on Toly's recommendation. ↓ Â• Â• There needs to be a twist in the 3rd act in which Blondie, Toly, and Jack all suspect one another after *trying* to stop the jihadis. For example, Toly recommended the confederate and Blondie's parachute is discovered next to the diamonds! (Like I wrote, for.example.) Then some of the jihadis need to wake up for fisticuffs and EXCITEMENT. Climax: Messican stand off with the three left standing. Jack's heroic act of saving them all, stopping the plots, and getting away with it all - that's an ending. Still need to know what happens to Mike character - arrested? Receives a blackmail letter and shits pants? Fade to black, hard rock riff?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 15, 2014 10:36 PM (ligos)

721 With so many going to bed, here's a musical "lights out" selection:

http://youtu.be/z-uFp0m2xNs

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 10:37 PM (0AKks)

722 Still need to know what happens to Mike character - arrested? Receives a blackmail letter and shits pants? Fade to black, hard rock riff?

Dies of autoerotic asphyxiation?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 10:39 PM (0AKks)

723 722 Still need to know what happens to Mike character - arrested? Receives a
blackmail letter and shits pants? Fade to black, hard rock riff?

Dies of autoerotic asphyxiation?
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 16, 2014 02:39 AM (0AKks) Hide posts from (0AKks)

Is the subject of the next installment in the series.....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 10:42 PM (T1005)

724 The Ides of March More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=5297

Posted by: The Hat Up The Irons! at March 15, 2014 10:44 PM (AymDN)

725 So, did I miss anything good on the ONT?

Posted by: The Hat Up The Irons! at March 15, 2014 10:44 PM (AymDN)

726 Still need to know what happens to Mike character - arrested? Receives a blackmail letter and shits pants? Fade to black, hard rock riff?

Dies of autoerotic asphyxiation?

Is the subject of the next installment in the series.....

Crushed by a flock of stampeding Ostriches?

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 10:45 PM (0AKks)

727 I was just up there in October, but my mom is 74 (IIRC) and my dad is 78 (IIRC)....somehow, all the things I schemed to do aren't really applicable....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 10:48 PM (T1005)

728 Condolences Farmer. Going to be a cold week in WI.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at March 15, 2014 10:49 PM (DL2i+)

729 So, did I miss anything good on the ONT?

You know how it is, we just go on and on:

http://youtu.be/lCm3bZTv8qg

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 10:49 PM (0AKks)

730 From the Russian dash cam close calls I'd expect their Imperial re-expansion to run out of drivers soon.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at March 15, 2014 10:50 PM (DL2i+)

731 725 So, did I miss anything good on the ONT? Posted by: The Hat Up The Irons! at March 16, 2014 02:44 AM (AymDN) Hide posts from (AymDN)

You missed all sorts of good things, including the pleasure of lively banter with a diverse crowd of "...rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists."

Does your sister have to do anything special with the hypokalemic thing, or does she just have to endure it?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 10:55 PM (T1005)

732 Please pray for my Dad Posted by: The Farmer Done.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 15, 2014 10:58 PM (ligos)

733 709 Yeah the Calguns Foundation has finally decided to fight back hard and it's really making a difference in CA. People are finally realizing that their days of justifying yet another "compromise" are well over: http://tinyurl.com/op3yp2c

Posted by: MAx at March 15, 2014 11:03 PM (b7yum)

734 719 Also no Awesom-O... best of FAIL

Posted by: MAx at March 15, 2014 11:05 PM (b7yum)

735 BTW, MAx -- I only remember one nic back from this one.....I hope you're not including me on the list of folks that want to out your actual name and profession.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 11:08 PM (T1005)

736 Does your sister have to do anything special with the hypokalemic thing, or does she just have to endure it? Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2014 02:55 AM (T1005) She just has to take mega doses of potassium. We already knew she had low potassium, and she had been taking over-the-counter potassium pills already, but now she is taking prescriptions strength and being regularly monitored. Not much more that can be done but keep her on potassium and make sure minor episodes don't become major (for example if she stands up and shakes with loss of motor control). Thank you for asking.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 15, 2014 11:09 PM (AymDN)

737 So, did I miss anything good on the ONT?

Posted by: The Hat Up The Irons! at March 16, 2014 02:44 AM (AymDN)

Was wondering that myself. I just got in *hic*.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 15, 2014 11:09 PM (FMbng)

738 Condolences Farmer. Going to be a cold week in WI. Posted by: DaveA Well that's just dandy! I don't think Mom will mind tho.

I truly am amazed at the folks here w/ sympathies, TY. I'm just a long time lurker who eventually spoke up one day. If she was capable, she would have you all over for a great big picnic.

Posted by: The Farmer at March 15, 2014 11:11 PM (eBupg)

739 I should have known better than to look for a UFO song, I can never do that without finishing up with "Love to Love".

http://youtu.be/qd6UQ3GVZ7U

G'Night, all. Got to get up and do 10 miles in the morning.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 15, 2014 11:14 PM (0AKks)

740

735 Of course not cooth but you're so sweet for asking-

I have no complaints about anything in our long relationship but it seemed like at some point there you may have been drinking a little too much

You've been a good friend for a long time and thank you

Posted by: MAx at March 15, 2014 11:17 PM (b7yum)

741 740
735 Of course not cooth but you're so sweet for asking-
I have no complaints about anything in our long relationship but it seemed like at some point there you may have been drinking a little too much
You've been a good friend for a long time and thank you Posted by: MAx at March 16, 2014 03:17 AM (b7yum) Hide posts from (b7yum)

If you took all the comments that I've posted after midnight, printed 'em out, and stuck 'em on a wall.....then threw a handful of darts at 'em -- easily half the stuck ones would involve "drinking a little too much." Just sayin'.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 11:30 PM (T1005)

742 Farmer, my condolences. I'm fortunate to have both parents still in reasonably good health, but if Mom goes first Dad will follow within the year and if Dad goes first Mom will probably hang on for a bit. Either way, I'm looking to make my way back a little closer to them in another couple of years.

MAx, good to see that the gun owners in CA are starting to see a little light. Been a long time coming.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 15, 2014 11:30 PM (xa1/W)

743 Night all. Here is "Priest 85" by Irritating Rainbow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_HWHedUkCs

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 15, 2014 11:47 PM (AymDN)

744 TY GGE of the..... There are too many good folks like you here. Amongst all the BS out there I met a great moron today like Bomber. And his kid was a smart dude, some day his dad might let him post on aoshq. RIP Mom, you are no longer in pain.

Posted by: The Farmer at March 15, 2014 11:48 PM (eBupg)

745 And, just for the hell of it, Cab Calloway -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svoSSdsNhtA

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 11:49 PM (T1005)

746 .....and just a little more, to show how entertainment has fallent -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8yGGtVKrD8 -- just compare that to Miley Cyrus' twerkin'.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 15, 2014 11:56 PM (T1005)

747 Kicks thread

Posted by: Zakn at March 15, 2014 11:57 PM (zyaZ1)

748 I caught the end of the Aussie GP. Commercial time. Come back to the box w/ a sarnie and beer. To witness my first ad for Depends for Men(tm). FTW? I thought at first it was Dr. Scholls for boots. What about us 'rons who wear boxers? Thanks NBCsN!

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at March 15, 2014 11:57 PM (Duen2)

749 Back to work. Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 15, 2014 11:59 PM (xa1/W)

750 A wee bit earlier than Cirque du Soleil -- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1J3NLNWAPU

Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2014 12:06 AM (T1005)

751 don't know if this is a parody account, or if it is honestly on the money: https://twitter.com/ExMediaMan

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 16, 2014 12:08 AM (AymDN)

752 751 don't know if this is a parody account, or if it is honestly on the money:

https://twitter.com/ExMediaMan Posted by: The Political Hat at March 16, 2014 04:08 AM (AymDN) Hide posts from (AymDN)

It seems to be well swamped-in with triviality. Is there something I should look at in-particular that I might think is important?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2014 12:11 AM (T1005)

753 May all your bacon be bendable, my peeps...goodnight.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 16, 2014 12:13 AM (afNM6)

754 It seems to be well swamped-in with triviality. Is there something I should look at in-particular that I might think is important? Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2014 04:11 AM (T1005) Not sure yet as it just got started. Might end up leaking some juicy insider stuff on the "new media" people in the future, though.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 16, 2014 12:15 AM (AymDN)

755 Don't sweat it Cooth

Posted by: Zakn at March 16, 2014 12:16 AM (zyaZ1)

756 In the spirit of Irish hate that Salon has launched, here's my manifesto: "Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'? I'm a pitiful SIGHT And I ain't all that bright I'm definitly not chisEled from stone I'm a cheat and a liar No womAn's desire I'll probably die cold and alone But just give me a chance Cause deep down inside I swear I got a big heart of gold I'm a monogamous man No more one night stands Come on, Honey let me take you home" Gingy? Gingy? Heeheehee. Hell of it is, I'm of Scottish descent, not Irish. When is Salon going to denigrate the Scotts? Us kilt wearing drunkards demand equal time!

Posted by: Weirddave at March 16, 2014 12:17 AM (N/cFh)

757 756 In the spirit of Irish hate that Salon has launched, here's my manifesto:

"Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin'?

I'm a pitiful SIGHT
And I ain't all that bright
I'm definitly not chisEled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar
No womAn's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone

But just give me a chance
Cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man
No more one night stands
Come on, Honey let me take you home"

Gingy? Gingy?

Heeheehee.

Hell of it is, I'm of Scottish descent, not Irish. When is Salon going to denigrate the Scotts? Us kilt wearing drunkards demand equal time! Posted by: Weirddave at March 16, 2014 04:17 AM (N/cFh) Hide posts from (N/cFh)

There have been a number of books relating to "Scotch-Irish" or "Jacksonian" traits....which have pointed out that, coupled to sufficient resources, they've pretty much dominated the world we live in -- while simultaneously failing in their ancestral habitats. Furthermore, there are more Scotch-Irish living outside Scotland and Ireland than ever lived within.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2014 12:25 AM (T1005)

758 Oh, I'm drunk. Druuunk. I must be to be talking in song lyrics. If I'm going to do it however, I'm going to do it right. Here's my loadstone in lyrics. Living Inside My Heart by Bob Seger. " When the sun came up this morning And she smiled her smile for me I felt it for the first time Something deep inside of me So you can take your midnight rambling boy And you can keep your winding roads She's living inside my heart now Living inside Ah there's an easyness about her There's a softness in her way But she gets me through the hard times We get closer everyday I know I'll never be alone now boy Cause even If I'm far away She's living inside my heart now Living inside And I don't know what I did To deserve her But I'll tell you this my friend I'm never gonna lose her Never gonna lose her Cause every night She's living inside my heart now Living inside Living inside my heart now yea, Living inside Inside my heart Inside my heart Oh I never believed How much someone could come to mean to me" Ever wonder why I'm happy? Why I can write those whimsical gardening threads? Gingy's why. *Mic drop* Yea, It's good to be the king, but only when you have a queen.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 16, 2014 12:39 AM (N/cFh)

759 Morning morons. In for lunch. In the middle of a nice little snow squall.

Posted by: NativeNH at March 16, 2014 12:42 AM (15W1A)

760 Yes, that's right. When I get drunk I obsess over how lucky I am to have a wife like Gingy. There are worse things.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 16, 2014 12:44 AM (N/cFh)

761 Saw something strange yesterday afternoon. Wife and I were driving (Hessen) yesterday and saw a hold train load of Leopard II tanks heading east. Not a good omen.

Posted by: Bill Ayers at March 16, 2014 12:50 AM (vvDrx)

762 off sock

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 16, 2014 12:51 AM (vvDrx)

763 "Cheer up " they said "things could be worse". So I cheered up , surer than hell things got worse

Posted by: NativeNH at March 16, 2014 12:55 AM (15W1A)

764 Posted by: Weirddave at March 16, 2014 04:39 AM (N/cFh) Hide posts from (N/cFh)

Genesis 1:27 -- "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them."

It is in our nature to wander the world, incomplete, until we find the other part of the "them" that was created.

You have found completion with Gingy, and she with you -- and you've raised some rugrats together that have their own tale to tell in the history of the world.

The Horde doesn't wonder....the Horde knows.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2014 01:01 AM (T1005)

765 You're right cthulhu, but it ain't all that, it's just man and woman and kids. Jesus, it's simple biology. we click. And we enjoy that clicking.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 16, 2014 01:10 AM (N/cFh)

766 Incidentally, for anyone following the cthulhu saga....this plays into my reaction to the BH's desire to be affianced. She completes me, and I've readily acknowledged that she's less conflicted and duplicitous....but she'd rather be a fiancee?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2014 01:12 AM (T1005)

767 It's 5 AM. G'nite all. I'm done being maudlin.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 16, 2014 01:13 AM (N/cFh)

768 765 You're right cthulhu, but it ain't all that, it's just man and woman and kids. Jesus, it's simple biology. we click. And we enjoy that clicking. Posted by: Weirddave at March 16, 2014 05:10 AM (N/cFh) Hide posts from (N/cFh)

And now I'm on the other side. It is all that.

I've had other relationships; I've been so much in love that I'd do anything....but that doesn't go to nice places. The fact is that completing your "them" is more than biology. You said it yourself -- "Ever wonder why I'm happy? Why I can write those whimsical gardening threads? Gingy's why." That's not a "I've got simple biology with this chick" statement.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2014 01:22 AM (T1005)

769 765 You're right cthulhu, but it ain't all that, it's just man and woman and kids. Jesus, it's simple biology. we click. And we enjoy that clicking. Posted by: Weirddave at March 16, 2014 05:10 AM (N/cFh) Hide posts from (N/cFh)

Speaking of which, let me know when you're going to discuss the "simple biology" [AKA "good lay"] part of your relationship with Gingy, 'cause I want to get some close-up shots of when she slaps your ass into next week.

Hi, Gingy!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2014 01:32 AM (T1005)

770

WELL!!! Despite the restraining order, the ATF has broken in anyways: http://tinyurl.com/noh9nvt

They really DO want the shooting to start

Posted by: MAx at March 16, 2014 01:35 AM (b7yum)

771 770
WELL!!! Despite the restraining order, the ATF has broken in anyways: http://tinyurl.com/noh9nvt
They really DO want the shooting to start Posted by: MAx at March 16, 2014 05:35 AM (b7yum) Hide posts from (b7yum)

Holy crap -- Bob Owens is a valid source.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2014 01:41 AM (T1005)

772 I dont know if this was asked previously upthread but if someone gets the "vip" service in the champagne room full of robots, does that count as being unfaithful or does that count as "Fap Deluxe"? Im asking for a friend.

Posted by: fastfreefall at March 16, 2014 01:46 AM (u6Lkr)

773 Cthulhu , Oven roasted tomatoes are now my new favorite side dish or dinner. I woke up too early today & must decide if I want steak for dinner with my older brother today. He likes to eat too early for me. Tomatoes are quick & easy to make. Thank you!

Posted by: Carol at March 16, 2014 01:54 AM (gjOCp)

774 773 Cthulhu ,
Oven roasted tomatoes are now my new favorite side dish or dinner.
I woke up too early today & must decide if I want steak for dinner with my older brother today. He likes to eat too early for me.

Tomatoes are quick & easy to make. Thank you! Posted by: Carol at March 16, 2014 05:54 AM (gjOCp) Hide posts from (gjOCp)

I'm so glad that it's working out for you -- it is soooooo good with sooooo little effort that it's practically criminal.

My continued thoughts and prayers are with Paul -- with all his options cut-off, he is trapped in such misery. There are so many doorways to something better and I hope he finds one.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 16, 2014 02:04 AM (T1005)

775 Cthulhu, Paul was a lousy father, selfish person, etc. my older brother won't talk to or about him. Years ago older one said he turned "pussy stupid" when he met now ex wife. I try to remember good times when we were young

Posted by: Carol at March 16, 2014 02:17 AM (gjOCp)

776 271 Shhhhhh... They R listening!

Posted by: Rattrays Old Gowrie at March 16, 2014 03:38 AM (CfpNk)

777 Everybody get the banhammer? It's like a Twilight Zone episode.

Posted by: BignJames at March 16, 2014 03:44 AM (ZNQKl)

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