April 19, 2014

Overnight Thread: The Real One
— LauraW

Sorry for the decoy post, but *this* thread is for the cool people and we're trying to keep those other people distracted. Don't tell them we're here.

Here, see. These are some animals that are not like other animals.


The Sea Pig.

Macarena bear.

Rodent of unusual size.

Depressed turtle.

Gojira.

Batshit Redhead.

Posted by: LauraW at 06:30 PM | Comments (156)
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1 Hey

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2014 06:29 PM (HVff2)

2 Wow strange critters. Nice ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2014 06:29 PM (HVff2)

3 I prefer the term "Redheaded Scratching post"

Posted by: Picric at April 19, 2014 06:31 PM (QnQ+g)

4 So, I can't say nood? It's quiet here

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2014 06:32 PM (HVff2)

5 On that note Happy Easter all. Made it in in the top ten on the ONT. Does not take much to amuse me.

Posted by: Picric at April 19, 2014 06:33 PM (QnQ+g)

6 Batshit Redhead. Redundant that.

Posted by: Guido at April 19, 2014 06:34 PM (GYg/s)

7 Happy Easter

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2014 06:35 PM (HVff2)

8 That ginger has an exceedingly large pussy.


(well, you know somebody was going to say it)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2014 06:35 PM (6z+tx)

9 That Laura W is sly and I have never been cool..

Posted by: Guido at April 19, 2014 06:36 PM (GYg/s)

10 Is that an ROUS or Henry Waxman?

Posted by: no good deed at April 19, 2014 06:36 PM (ILBCY)

11 I thought that sea pig was some kind of dessert.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 19, 2014 06:36 PM (AaZet)

12 I also think that turtle has a case of "Goodyear Poisoning" as well. Need to check that.

Posted by: Picric at April 19, 2014 06:36 PM (QnQ+g)

13 7 Happy Easter Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2014 10:35 PM (HVff2) ...and back atcha MH!

Posted by: Guido at April 19, 2014 06:37 PM (GYg/s)

14 Batshit crazy hittable?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2014 06:38 PM (HVff2)

15 A much more conventional, but in so being a bewildering ONT Laura...

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2014 06:38 PM (TE35l)

16 11 I thought that sea pig was some kind of dessert. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 19, 2014 10:36 PM (AaZet) It's new US battleship. With the military cuts and all....

Posted by: Guido at April 19, 2014 06:38 PM (GYg/s)

17 She's not crazy. She obviously wrassles wildcats for fun. Like our pioneer ancestors.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 19, 2014 06:39 PM (Uvkrs)

18 What does sea pig taste like? It could be a dessert.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 19, 2014 06:39 PM (Uvkrs)

19 14. Batshit crazy hittable? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2014 10:38 PM (HVff2) Just check to see that the Lynx is not hiding on the bedcover. Otherwise your call

Posted by: Picric at April 19, 2014 06:40 PM (QnQ+g)

20 Just check to see that the Lynx is not hiding on the bedcover. Otherwise your call Posted by: Picric at April 19, 2014 10:40 PM (QnQ+g) Just curios been married so long I don't look both ways when I cross the street anymore

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2014 06:42 PM (HVff2)

21 It was definitely worth it.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden's Foot at April 19, 2014 06:43 PM (Dwehj)

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at April 19, 2014 06:44 PM (ujux6)

23 A second, kinda weak, ONT?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2014 06:44 PM (GEICT)

24 22 Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 19, 2014 10:44 PM (ujux6) I was just thinking the same thing.

Posted by: Guido at April 19, 2014 06:45 PM (GYg/s)

25 That is a big kitteh.

Posted by: Vendette at April 19, 2014 06:45 PM (7yt0b)

26 For the amount I spend on Platinum Level, I expected some sort of notice. *Harrumph*

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at April 19, 2014 06:45 PM (ujux6)

27 I think I like the sweaty desserts better than the weird animals.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 19, 2014 06:45 PM (RZ8pf)

28 The Lynx is thinking, "She has to sleep sometime."

Much like this poor feline.
http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/selection-du-weekend-84-8.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 19, 2014 06:45 PM (JgpFm)

29 22

Easy for you to say.

Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden's Foot at April 19, 2014 06:46 PM (Dwehj)

30 Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 19, 2014 10:45 PM (RZ8pf) So does the little guy have candy in his basket or Kleenex?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 19, 2014 06:46 PM (HVff2)

31 Just posted this on the fake ONT, gonna put it here as well. Uplifting and heartbreaking. http://tinyurl.com/m7fb7r9 Happy Easter y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at April 19, 2014 06:46 PM (1s+pS)

32 The depressed turtle's specie name is the Corrie turtle.

Posted by: The Hickster at April 19, 2014 06:46 PM (BJpOW)

33 jebeezus, I thought it was Alex Jones coming on the radio

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 19, 2014 06:46 PM (KCxzN)

34 Columbus scores!!! Beats Pittsburgh in OT!

Posted by: Vendette at April 19, 2014 06:47 PM (7yt0b)

35 Much candy. Including the cookie dough eggs mentioned on the previous thread. And the Kleenex too.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 19, 2014 06:47 PM (RZ8pf)

36 23 A second, kinda weak, ONT? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2014 10:44 PM (GEICT) Hey BC, I don't know, I see some reminders of the personalities of some gals I dated when I was single. Memories.

Posted by: Guido at April 19, 2014 06:47 PM (GYg/s)

37 Last two are a pangolin and a Bengal cat.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 19, 2014 06:48 PM (Qp0nB)

38 For the amount I spend on Platinum Level, I expected some sort of notice. *Harrumph*

You'll get no warning and you'll like it.

Posted by: AoS Customer Service at April 19, 2014 06:48 PM (Dwehj)

39 second, kinda weak, ONT? Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk A clone, with weakened RNA from the cloning. If this ONT is cloned again, we could be in real trouble. Because then the terrorists will have won.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding Orca at April 19, 2014 06:48 PM (+1T7c)

40 *Stretches*

Posted by: Vendette at April 19, 2014 06:48 PM (7yt0b)

41 You wouldn't want to grab the Kleenex out of my basket..... just sayin'.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 19, 2014 06:49 PM (jucos)

42 Also known as a Savannah, it's a cross between a huge domestic cat and a serval. But it might just be a lynx crossbreed, now that I look at the ears.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 19, 2014 06:50 PM (Qp0nB)

43 A clone, with weakened RNA from the cloning. If this ONT is cloned again, we could be in real trouble. Because then the terrorists will have won. Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding Orca at April 19, 2014 10:48 PM (+1T7c) The terrorists only win if we fight to keep our land and our cows.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2014 06:50 PM (GEICT)

44 This would probably fit better in the previous thread, but no matter which thread we are in there we are.

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/marshmallow-cat-8.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 19, 2014 06:51 PM (JgpFm)

45 Hello ONT people.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2014 06:51 PM (4+AaH)

46 The red head is scarier looking than the cat

Posted by: JoeyBagels at April 19, 2014 06:52 PM (Usdw3)

47 If you are going to talk about Savannah cats, know what they look like
http://youtu.be/jhUv7VKzk24

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 19, 2014 06:53 PM (JgpFm)

48 I am watching Earthquake. Mario Puzo co-wrote it. Could not believe that when I saw it in the title sequence. This movie has the world's slowest yet most destructive earthquake.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 19, 2014 06:53 PM (RZ8pf)

49  A cow stepped on that turtle! 

Posted by: The BLM at April 19, 2014 06:54 PM (CPBLQ)

50 48, he must have needed  the cash. He was heavy gambler...

Posted by: JoeyBagels at April 19, 2014 06:55 PM (Usdw3)

51  Happy Easter Horde!
My People enjoy a litany this time of year -
"Kristoss vass kressay!" you announce,  with pride.
   Literally, "Christ has risen!" 
The answer to which of course is "Oo-wah stedah vass  kress!", for "Indeed, He has risen!"
   I just wish we had a Dingus Day in Atlanta...
 

Posted by: That Eastern European Fellow at April 19, 2014 06:56 PM (tIymr)

52 A cow stepped on that turtle!>>

Or maybe a Cat Bulldozer doing the construction of a Solar power facility.

Posted by: The Hickster at April 19, 2014 06:56 PM (BJpOW)

53 You can't talk about 'sea pigs' without posting this vid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y4DbZivHCY

Posted by: The Sea Wolf at April 19, 2014 06:56 PM (uJ5JF)

54 That depressed sea turtle is uncut....

Posted by: JoeyBagels at April 19, 2014 06:57 PM (Usdw3)

55 Coolio.

Posted by: Y-not at April 19, 2014 06:58 PM (zDsvJ)

56 I have Lori Watt fever, & the only thing that can cure it is more Lori Watt.

Posted by: Stark Dickflüssig at April 19, 2014 06:59 PM (MbqmP)

57 WTF?


C'mon, got my ass whupped overhauling the garden today -- too sore and tired for this.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2014 06:59 PM (T1005)

58 Everybody must be playing hide the egg.

Posted by: AoS Customer Service at April 19, 2014 06:59 PM (Dwehj)

59 For this weekends's creative construction, I am building a little shack for my generator. Used to keep it in the garage but lots of stuff piling up in there. For the snows I moved it around to a place where there is a concrete wall dugout essentially, I don't know what to call it, but we have a below grade entrance to a utility room, and there is a concrete retaining wall there, two sides - goes out from the wall, then parallel to it. Made nice place for the generator in the snow - since I could easily run the cords where they needed to go - and I put a tarp up over it. Well, I like the location and as I said it frees up space in the garage. So I am building a little shack, with some storage up over it. It is surprisingly expensive to build - the lumber and assorted hardware from the Home Depot - I am going to spend probably a hundred bucks building this thing. Ouch.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2014 07:00 PM (4+AaH)

60 That first picture will keep me away from potatoes for awhile.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 19, 2014 07:00 PM (XRSxm)

61 Things Mrs. Webworker says: "Would you have a cat that big with fishnet stockings?"

Posted by: mindful webworker is here at April 19, 2014 07:01 PM (U13jb)

62 Ah, the diet ONT I was looking for earlier.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 19, 2014 07:01 PM (VOHex)

63 Also, the wife and I started the Beachbody Focus T25 workout this week. It is pretty killer, it will wear you out in those 25 minutes. Already can see results after a week though. I am amazed.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2014 07:01 PM (4+AaH)

64 Let my 5yo run the gas and steer a 4wheeler/ATV today, while I was sitting behind. This causes a face splitting grin, so be careful

Posted by: a better sock at April 19, 2014 07:01 PM (a6s+P)

65 48 ParanodGirlInSeattle, I think the funny 5thing is the evil National Guardsman.... The first shark's fin of leftist assholishness I recall.

Posted by: sven10077 at April 19, 2014 07:02 PM (TE35l)

66 so, we're workin' off this thread?

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 19, 2014 07:02 PM (KCxzN)

67 First this desert shit, now the animals. Something is wrong here. I come back from a heavy brother-in-law financed three course meal, and this is what i get?? Sheeyat, biyatch. I am so tired typing that. Going to sleep now.

Posted by: Hmithell3rd at April 19, 2014 07:02 PM (yY/3g)

68 "That first picture will keep me away from potatoes for awhile. " Nah, just nature. We eat nature every day. My mom would cut those nodes off, slice it, and, fry it up in the skillet.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 19, 2014 07:03 PM (VOHex)

69 I soooooo married up. http://tinyurl.com/mprv9gx

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2014 07:03 PM (GEICT)

70 I soooooo married up. http://tinyurl.com/mprv9gx Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2014 11:03 PM (GEICT) Not on Facebook, but I'm not surprised that water is wet.

Posted by: Vendette at April 19, 2014 07:04 PM (7yt0b)

71 There's a pangolin named Gojira?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2014 07:04 PM (T1005)

72 Yes the evil national guard guy scene just happened! It is also odd how no one seems to know what to do when the earthquake hits. I mean I know it was 1974 but I think anyone who lives in LA knows for example not to get into an elevator during a quake. But, people behaving wisely doesn't make for good disaster movie drama.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at April 19, 2014 07:05 PM (RZ8pf)

73 Not on Facebook, but I'm not surprised that water is wet. Posted by: Vendette at April 19, 2014 11:04 PM (7yt0b) http://tinyurl.com/mprv9gx

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2014 07:06 PM (GEICT)

74 I had a bosnian, or maybe straight up croat, serve me a croatian beer, maybe "Hercenheaferluper" or something which was quite nice. Truffles of sarajevo, wheat of dubrovnik flavors, musk of Elon. Beautiful.

Posted by: Hmithell3rd at April 19, 2014 07:07 PM (yY/3g)

75 Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2014 11:00 PM (4+AaH)
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A "C" note to build a bunker? Blaster, you're way ahead of the game. You'll recoup that much in the first year easy just by having your generator available without having to move every damn thing in the garage.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at April 19, 2014 07:07 PM (vVSOO)

76 Let my 5yo run the gas and steer a 4wheeler/ATV today, while I was sitting behind.

This causes a face splitting grin, so be careful>>

Was doing the same thing when my daughters were little on a snoscoot snowmobile. She goosed it and I fell of the back. She still finds that story funny as hell. Fun times are the glue that sticks family's together.

Posted by: The Hickster at April 19, 2014 07:07 PM (BJpOW)

77 http://tinyurl.com/mprv9gx Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2014 11:06 PM (GEICT) Water is still wet.

Posted by: Vendette at April 19, 2014 07:08 PM (7yt0b)

78 *burp*

Posted by: Abdullah Abdullah ( javla fitta, knulla fitta ) at April 19, 2014 07:08 PM (JyjXt)

79 Let my 5yo run the gas and steer a 4wheeler/ATV today, while I was sitting behind.

This causes a face splitting grin, so be careful

Posted by: a better sock at April 19, 2014 11:01 PM (a6s+P)



Almost as good as when a kid gets their first rifle.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 19, 2014 07:09 PM (XRSxm)

80 the sea pig looks sort of like something described by H. P. Lovecraft, and something preserved in the Burgess Shale formation. Knowing things are moving around I plan to spend Sunday affixing elder signs to various places around the house.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2014 07:09 PM (QKJMN)

81 80 the sea pig looks sort of like something described by H. P. Lovecraft, and something preserved in the Burgess Shale formation. Knowing things are moving around I plan to spend Sunday affixing elder signs to various places around the house. Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2014 11:09 PM (QKJMN) Hide posts from (QKJMN)



Hey! Trying to be un-neighborly?!?

Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2014 07:11 PM (T1005)

82 In case your outrage meter hasn't already pegged out today: http://www.smalldeadanimals.com/archives/the-tolerant-le-169.html#comments


Apologies if this has already been posted and discussed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2014 07:11 PM (6z+tx)

83 I wonder if AtC and MWR saw the movie on the SciFi channel tonight called Big Ass Spider? Bigger than a face sized spider. Didn't get home in time from bowling to watch, so I watched the Rockies beat the Phillies. Just, you know, curious.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at April 19, 2014 07:12 PM (vVSOO)

84 So, I think it was Alton that mentioned the ramen on the teaser ONT - you were probably joking, but... From a poor man's point of view, spend the extra quarter & try the Yakisoba stuff. For 59 cents a serving, it's better than edible. Lots of different flavors, and you get a bonus pack of dehydrated vegetables to add in. I just had the "sweet & sour chicken" for dinner. I'm still alive.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 19, 2014 07:12 PM (vdTWa)

85 " "C" note to build a bunker?" Yeah, that doesn't sound like much at all. I'd have a hard time getting a tornado pod installed for that. In fact, don't think I could.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 19, 2014 07:13 PM (VOHex)

86 Comments slacking? There may be yet another ONT!!!!

Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2014 07:14 PM (T1005)

87 Felicitations moronuvians. Bought Speaker For The Dead from the Amazon link, ewok's gotta eat too.

Posted by: whatmeworry? at April 19, 2014 07:15 PM (dZGNV)

88 @86: Made me look.

Posted by: tbodie at April 19, 2014 07:15 PM (p74mI)

89 whooo. Someone got up on the wrong side of R'Lyeh. You, big guy, if I were being un-neighborly I'd run a steamship through your head.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2014 07:15 PM (QKJMN)

90 Are the wide margins for hump room?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 19, 2014 07:16 PM (hn5v5)

91 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2014 11:11 PM Just when I thought leftards couldn't get any *more* disgusting....exceeding expectations once again. Pray for them--they truly need it!

Posted by: JeanQ at April 19, 2014 07:16 PM (82lr7)

92 So why are the comments embiggened on my phone? I think maybe it's that aardvaark pic...

Posted by: shredded chi at April 19, 2014 07:16 PM (vdTWa)

93 If Arbalest made it here from the previous thread -- thanks for the link. The Carolina Ramble -- and, especially, getting sick and covered with itchy bites -- has slid the program yet again. I can say one thing though -- he dramatically underestimates the amount of kerosene needed to clean that goo off.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2014 07:17 PM (T1005)

94 "...*this* thread is for the cool people..." Oops, sorry, my bad. Should have read the post first. ((slinks off stage left, calling out at the last moment: )) Good night, then, Gracies.

Posted by: mindful webworker is cool with being uncool at April 19, 2014 07:18 PM (U13jb)

95 " try the Yakisoba stuff" Never heard of that.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 19, 2014 07:18 PM (VOHex)

96 The sea pig served..... http://tinyurl.com/pr2y9jf

Posted by: tbodie at April 19, 2014 07:18 PM (p74mI)

97 So why are the comments embiggened on my phone? I think maybe it's that aardvaark pic... Posted by: shredded chi at April 19, 2014 11:16 PM (vdTWa) I think it is.

Posted by: Vendette at April 19, 2014 07:18 PM (7yt0b)

98 "...*this* thread is for the cool people..." ((slinks off stage left, calling out at the last moment: )) Good night, then, Gracies. Posted by: mindful webworker is cool with being uncool at April 19, 2014 11:18 PM (U13jb) *Psst. We're all cool people*

Posted by: Vendette at April 19, 2014 07:19 PM (7yt0b)

99 " "C" note to build a bunker?" Yeah, that doesn't sound like much at all. I'd have a hard time getting a tornado pod installed for that. In fact, don't think I could. Not a bunker. A shack. Like a dog house. Except taller. I am surprised at just how much a 4x8 piece of wood siding is. I know, I am in Northern Virginia, but wow. But, yeah, it's going to be a lot better having it there, and this will keep it out of the weather, and I am going to have some sound insulation as well, and some storage for the extension cords and all that.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2014 07:20 PM (4+AaH)

100 SEM Images that compete in disgusting with the sea pig.

http://legacy.mos.org/sln/SEM/widow.html

Posted by: The Hickster at April 19, 2014 07:20 PM (BJpOW)

101 Was doing the same thing when my daughters were little on a snoscoot snowmobile. She goosed it and I fell of the back. She still finds that story funny as hell. Fun times are the glue that sticks family's together. Posted by: The Hickster at April 19, 2014 11:07 PM (BJpOW) I saw that comming so managed to hold the fukk on

Posted by: a better sock at April 19, 2014 07:20 PM (a6s+P)

102 I looked at the picture for 3 minutes tbodie. Where is the kitty?

Posted by: Kindltot at April 19, 2014 07:21 PM (QKJMN)

103 Is this for real: http://www.thatliberalmedia.com/media-becoming-liberal/ On the blogroll, there's a link for "Oh, That Liberal Media." Haven't been there in years, except for tonight. It used to be interesting, if I remember correctly. But that blog post above is hilarious. It's brilliant if it's satire (a righty mimicing what a dopey lefty thinks about righties). Or has Oh That Lib Media gone full-LGF?

Posted by: Everyday Lurker at April 19, 2014 07:22 PM (ObQ+7)

104 " The sea pig served..... " Looks scrum......

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 19, 2014 07:22 PM (VOHex)

105 @  99

  Don't overlook ventilation in that build.  You need air circ no matter the temperature.

Posted by: irongrampa at April 19, 2014 07:23 PM (SAMxH)

106 What in the hell is that sea pig? Really!

Posted by: Keena at April 19, 2014 07:24 PM (RiTnx)

107 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2014 11:11 PM (6z+tx)
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Yeah, I just sent a reply to their customer service telling them that I "used" to enjoy their product, but I wouldn't pay them for their spokesperson to go around flinging his cum at people. I would go find another vendor. We have to hit these people where it hurts, in the pocket book. The leftist bastards have been doing this to us for years, it's time for some payback.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at April 19, 2014 07:25 PM (vVSOO)

108 I saw that comming so managed to hold the fukk on>>

She lulled me into a false sense of security first since we had been out awhile. Then wam. She also stopped immediately so all was good.

Posted by: The Hickster at April 19, 2014 07:25 PM (BJpOW)

109 104 " The sea pig served..... "

Looks scrum......
Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 19, 2014 11:22 PM (VOHex) Hide posts from (VOHex)


Wikipedia says they taste like chicken.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 19, 2014 07:25 PM (T1005)

110 What in the hell is that sea pig? Really!
The first course.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 19, 2014 07:26 PM (hn5v5)

111 64 Let my 5yo run the gas and steer a 4wheeler/ATV today, while I was sitting behind.  This causes a face splitting grin, so be careful Posted by: a better sock at April 19, 2014 11:01 PM (a6s+P) ------- I had the pleasure of using a giant, 52" zero-turn mower in the backyard last summer. My boy wanted to ride with me so I said "sure! Jump on." That thing hit at least 15mph as we whizzed by the pear trees. I was screaming in terror as he was laughing maniacally, trying to learn how to steer it. He talked about that for months. I still cringe to this day.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 19, 2014 07:26 PM (vdTWa)

112 I don't understand. Where's the dessert? Our musical director has played the same postlude at Easter for five years running. Judas Maccabaeus by Handel. Lovely and suitable but COME ON MAN. I have one more hell week performance. One. Then 25 for dinner tomorrow.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 19, 2014 07:26 PM (N/cFh)

113 I think I dated her, don't believe I used my real name.

Posted by: Jean at April 19, 2014 07:27 PM (Aqvh6)

114 Wikipedia says they taste like chicken.
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What did the alligator say when it ate its first human? "Hmmm. Tastes just like chicken!"

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at April 19, 2014 07:27 PM (vVSOO)

115 And Wikipedia would know.

Posted by: tbodie at April 19, 2014 07:27 PM (p74mI)

116 Not a bunker. A shack. Like a dog house. Except taller. I am surprised at just how much a 4x8 piece of wood siding is. I know, I am in Northern Virginia, but wow. But, yeah, it's going to be a lot better having it there, and this will keep it out of the weather, and I am going to have some sound insulation as well, and some storage for the extension cords and all that. Okay, sounds like we're talking apples and C-130s here. Two different things. The ol' boys who cleaned out my septic tank a few weeks back said they thought a new code compliant double tank and new leach lines would be around $4k. Fuck me. Just clean the one tank out at $200 and I'll see you again in 4-5 years. I know everybody's got to eat but shit.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 19, 2014 07:30 PM (VOHex)

117 Time for the old folk.  Have a blessed Easter, people.


Posted by: irongrampa at April 19, 2014 07:31 PM (SAMxH)

118 I don't understand. Where's the dessert?.... ...Then 25 for dinner tomorrow. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 19, 2014 11:26 PM The Officers are having strawberries....

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 19, 2014 07:31 PM (KCxzN)

119 A "C" note to build a bunker?  I saw plans for turning a pre-cast, installed set of basement steps into a shelter - but that was about 3 C notes.

Posted by: Jean at April 19, 2014 07:32 PM (Aqvh6)

120 AJ, inquiring minds want to know, what was for supper?

Posted by: tbodie at April 19, 2014 07:34 PM (p74mI)

121

Double ONT, what does it mean?

 

Evening morons.  Crazy busy ER last night, not as horrible tonight.  So far.  Happy Easter!

Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 19, 2014 07:35 PM (b2cFu)

122 I know everybody's got to eat but shit.
Was his name Dewey Crowe by any chance, Ricardo?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 19, 2014 07:35 PM (hn5v5)

123 "Wikipedia says they taste like chicken." All right. I'll take their word for it. The boobies behind them taste more like salt and perfume.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 19, 2014 07:35 PM (VOHex)

124 Bunkers = teh Awesome Bunkers = pretty much zero chance here in Florida

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2014 07:36 PM (GEICT)

125 95 " try the Yakisoba stuff"  ------ Never heard of that. Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 19, 2014 11:18 PM (VOHex) ------- From what I remember, yakisoba is the Japanese version of ramen. I just checked the package, and it says "product of USA." First time I had it years ago, it was a gift from a friend that brought it back from Osaka. I went to the commissary yesterday & saw it - picked up a few to try it. It was pretty good (for 59 cents). When I eat ramen, I tend to add shit - bacon & hard boiled egg is a favorite, eftover smoked sausage is good. this stuff was fine as is. I'll probably try the teriyaki beef tomorrow - that can be my contribution to the food thread.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 19, 2014 07:38 PM (vdTWa)

126 They caught a guy in my area stealing extension cords off of Xmas displays, so you may want to wire those things in with a surprise

Posted by: Jean at April 19, 2014 07:38 PM (Aqvh6)

127 You tried to ditch me, didn't you. Er, I mean, isn't it great how we ditched those losers over in the fake ONT!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2014 07:38 PM (IN7k+)

128 No, Anon Y. Mous, all the cool kids are in the other ONT. You go back and we'll meet up with you in a few minutes. Honest.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 19, 2014 07:40 PM (hn5v5)

129 Those who claim to know Important Things are predicting that chocolate is going to go the way of caviar in the near future, and will become unaffordable for us proles.

That being said, on Monday, holiday chocolate will be cheap. Plus... it can be frozen.

/just saying....

Posted by: shibumi who is exceptionally cynical today at April 19, 2014 07:42 PM (25HWz)

130 Mmmm, yakisoba! Loooove all kinds of asian-style fried noodle dishes. Hope CBD posts something about those someday...I need to learn...

Posted by: JeanQ at April 19, 2014 07:42 PM (82lr7)

131 Yet another ONT.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 19, 2014 07:42 PM (GEICT)

132 Is that a rodent/gator hybrid?

Posted by: BignJames at April 19, 2014 07:43 PM (HtUkt)

133 One of those Bengal Cats got loose in Detroit a month or so ago. It didn't last a week before someone blew it away.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 19, 2014 07:44 PM (l3vZN)

134 I went to the commissary yesterday & saw it - picked up a few to try it. It was pretty good (for 59 cents). When I eat ramen, I tend to add shit - bacon & hard boiled egg is a favorite, eftover smoked sausage is good. this stuff was fine as is. I'll probably try the teriyaki beef tomorrow - that can be my contribution to the food thread. I always add shit to Ramen. Eggs. Onions. Peppers. This and that. Poor on the pepper just because I love the stuff. Had an AA chick I worked with for a while who was a AF veteran turn me on to Jap beer and sake and food. Yeah, bow-chicka-wow-wow.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 19, 2014 07:44 PM (VOHex)

135 128 No, Anon Y. Mous, all the cool kids are in the other ONT. You go back and we'll meet up with you in a few minutes. Honest.

Posted by: andycanuck at April 19, 2014 11:40 PM (hn5v5)

++++

Is that you George? You know Mom said you aren't allowed to ditch me anymore.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2014 07:44 PM (IN7k+)

136 Ramen IS Japanese. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Conservative Monster at April 19, 2014 07:45 PM (s52v6)

137 Ramen is the Japanese version of ramen.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 19, 2014 07:46 PM (XRSxm)

138 Posted by: tbodie at April 19, 2014 11:34 PM Double feature, thanks for asking. First, the questionable can of chili from the dollar store was better than expected (as long as I'm not having my stomach pumped in the next 24 hours). The second course was a "beef flavor" ramen noodle soup, with a couple of packets of Taco Bell 'Fire' sauce added during the curing. I'm violating a personal principle by leaving dirty dishes in the sink overnight, but it's Saturday...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 19, 2014 07:47 PM (KCxzN)

139 Mom said! Mom said! Mom said!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 19, 2014 07:47 PM (hn5v5)

140 " Ramen IS Japanese. Just sayin'." Is "ramen" Japanese? I don't friggin' know. It looks a little Japanese translated but could be anything.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at April 19, 2014 07:49 PM (VOHex)

141 So, apparently, another shooting or something at the mall a mile or so from home... Local news is on the scene. I grew up being a mallrat there, but nobody I know will even go there for a last-minute Christmas gift now. Last one I remember making the new was when two cops were shot busting a drug deal - city councilman says "racism! Cops wouldn't even have been there if it was a Jewish mall!" Seriously. He said that (or something to that effect). Doesn't matter that the cops were black.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 19, 2014 07:51 PM (vdTWa)

142 I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 19, 2014 07:52 PM (XRSxm)

143 I do a lot of work with Nissin, the makers of fine Ramen products.  A 53 foot trailer of Nissin Noodles is worth only about 5 grand.  They are Japanese. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 19, 2014 07:55 PM (jucos)

144 A soba song from a Japanese country band: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6u1aft7-Dk

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 19, 2014 07:55 PM (6z+tx)

145 My wife and ate at Chipotle's for the first and last time tonight after church. It was ghastly. I'd rather eat sea pig.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 19, 2014 07:57 PM (oWhIO)

146 speaking of first times, I had my first "Five Guys" burger yesterday... A cheeseburger and fries for $10? It was good, just not $10 good

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 19, 2014 08:02 PM (KCxzN)

147 Where are all the SNL critics tonight? I just flipped the channel, and saw a Melissa McCarthy skit - I think it's a rerun, but she IS funny.

Posted by: shredded chi at April 19, 2014 08:04 PM (vdTWa)

148 I hope you guys all realize that you are not the cool ones.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 19, 2014 08:05 PM (IN7k+)

149 Sure. You're trying to trick us into going to the loser thread! L7, man, L7!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 19, 2014 08:08 PM (hn5v5)

150 Loserville: Population, the other ONT thread!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 19, 2014 08:09 PM (hn5v5)

151 OK, I'm out not quite sure which ONT I should make my exit from tomorrow night, mi amigoes

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 19, 2014 08:14 PM (KCxzN)

152 Happy Easter, 'rons. If that's your thing.

Posted by: blaster at April 19, 2014 08:27 PM (4+AaH)

153 Whoa Michelle Wie won the LPGA tourney!!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 19, 2014 08:57 PM (ven16)

154 Macarena Bear is not a freak like the Sea Pig.

Posted by: Osoloco at April 19, 2014 09:23 PM (vQAJD)

155 #140

Ramen is as Japanese as a thing can be. Check out the movie 'Tampopo' some time.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092048/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Posted by: Epobirs at April 20, 2014 01:40 AM (Icq+V)

156 The sea pig thing is gross. Where is everyone? *off the check out the first ONT*

Posted by: katya the designated driver at April 20, 2014 03:22 AM (4Chvm)

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