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March 12, 2014

Rick Perry On Jimmy Kimmel: "I Do Interviews [Armed] with a Gun"
— Ace

Kimmel is doing shows from Austin in connection with SXSW.

He gets an Austin welcome -- that is, he gets jeered and booed -- but his proposal to partly decriminalize (or defelonize) minor marijuana possession of course gets them on board.

Asked if he jogs with a gun, he says he does interviews with one.

He also notes he's considering running for president. Asked why he'd run again, given his failed 2012 run, he says "America is a great place for second chances. Let's just leave it at that."

BTW, what's up with the Executive Chair Dominance Play? Perry's taller than Kimmel, but their respective chairs make Perry a full head shorter than Kimmel.

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1 Did not recognize him with the glasses at first.

Posted by: rd at March 12, 2014 01:24 PM (D+lxs)

2 **holds up sign reading "UH-OH!"**

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at March 12, 2014 01:25 PM (cLRhC)

3 Now you know why he does not do the talk shows in LA or NYC.

Posted by: rd at March 12, 2014 01:25 PM (D+lxs)

4 Rick will save the children, but not the liberal children ...

Posted by: toby928© embraces tribalism at March 12, 2014 01:25 PM (QupBk)

5 The boos were worse the night before..

In fact there was a LOT more cheering this time.

I wish he had owned up a bit more about the back pain and meds he was on during the campaign.

Posted by: JarvisW at March 12, 2014 01:26 PM (E7Iyp)

6 >>>Did not recognize him with the glasses at first.

Posted by: rd at March 12, 2014 05:24 PM (D+lxs)

Works like a charm.

Posted by: Clark Kent at March 12, 2014 01:26 PM (cLRhC)

7 Wow, two firsts in one day.

Posted by: That guy who tries to be first all the time at March 12, 2014 01:26 PM (D+lxs)

8 Mofo jogs with one too.

Posted by: Coyote's Ghost at March 12, 2014 01:26 PM (KO0bZ)

9 I like Perry. Keep him away from the pain killers until after he is in the White House. Slam Dunk.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 12, 2014 01:27 PM (32Ze2)

10 No he doesn't He has a .38 Not a real gun

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 12, 2014 01:27 PM (O6zkv)

11 6 foot 8 weighs a f*cking ton Opponents beware Opponents beware He's coming He's coming He's coming

Posted by: toby928© embraces tribalism at March 12, 2014 01:27 PM (QupBk)

12 HAHA!! That's a great line. Love that he's starting to get himself "out there" again.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 12, 2014 01:27 PM (KL49F)

13 How does he have time for interviews when starving kids to death takes so much dedication?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, Genius at March 12, 2014 01:28 PM (8ZskC)

14 If a Perry presidency will ensure that the seat of government (aka D.C. cesspool) boos him whenever he comes around, I'm all in. I'll even escort his earplugs. It's the first sign of reform.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 12, 2014 01:28 PM (1CroS)

15 I hope he gets some serious training in debating if he's considering running for President again. He needs to improve majorly considering the majority of voters put such weight on debate skills. (Personally, I'd rather have a great conservative policy-maker than debater but what the heck do I know.)

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 12, 2014 01:28 PM (GrtrJ)

He doesn't carry a Real Gun, he carries a .380.

Real men carry something that begins with a "4."

Posted by: gun snob at March 12, 2014 01:28 PM (D+lxs)

17 He kills coyotes with a handgun Teh Sarah kills them with her bare hands

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 12, 2014 01:29 PM (O6zkv)

18 Rick will save the children, but not the liberal children ...

He's coming, he's coming, he's coming......

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2014 01:29 PM (4nR9/)

19 @11
Damnit

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2014 01:29 PM (4nR9/)

20 I like the glasses

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 12, 2014 01:30 PM (0LHZx)

21 Rick carries a gun because starving children takes too long .

Posted by: awkward davies at March 12, 2014 01:30 PM (whqez)

22 Can anyone help me get in touch with either NDH or Countrysquire in regards to a topic for the car thread? I don't have Twitter.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 12, 2014 01:30 PM (GrtrJ)

23 He'll need a mustache to complete the hipster look.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 12, 2014 01:30 PM (OZmbA)

24 18 Rick will save the children, but not the liberal children ...

He's coming, he's coming, he's coming......

Exhibit one of why the internetz are awesome.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2014 01:30 PM (4nR9/)

25 Twelve stories high made of radiation The present beware The future beware He's coming He's coming He's coming

Posted by: toby928© embraces tribalism at March 12, 2014 01:30 PM (QupBk)

26 And a big-wheel bicycle.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 12, 2014 01:31 PM (OZmbA)

27 Adios Mofo.

Posted by: Ricky P. at March 12, 2014 01:31 PM (m0le6)

28 Did he say what the third department was?

Posted by: LIV at March 12, 2014 01:31 PM (D+lxs)

29 I'll say this about him.....He's a good lookin' man!

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 12, 2014 01:31 PM (bCEmE)

30 23 He'll need a mustache to complete the hipster look.
Posted by: Sphynx

If he starts wearing bowling shirts and porkpie hats, we'll know he's all in.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2014 01:31 PM (4nR9/)

31 hot. like elder clark kent hot

Posted by: thunderb at March 12, 2014 01:31 PM (zOTsN)

32 I can't ever remember the difference between jimmy kimmel and jimmy Fallon. Jimmy Fallon slow jammed with Obama and jimmy kimmel makes parents film stealing their kids Halloween candy, do I have that right?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 12, 2014 01:31 PM (RZ8pf)

He did great.

I didn't know he played the drums.

Seen video of him playing the piano, though...and he was good.

Posted by: wheatie at March 12, 2014 01:31 PM (8quPO)

34 Honestly I think Rick Perry, on fire, not hurt, and prepared would be pretty powerful on the campaign trail. According to most Texans I've heard, he was unstoppable in his governor campaigns, and they were baffled by his presidential run.
Is he the ideal guy with no flaws? Nope, and good luck finding that guy. Will it make a damn bit of difference in the end? Nope. But it would be fun watching him run if he's brought his A game. We saw brief glimpses of it in the campaign in 2012, I think.
There's a reason Obama is out there finding new and insane ways to blame Texas folks.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 12, 2014 01:32 PM (zfY+H)

35 Is Kimmel short?
Over compensating for his diminutive abilities?

Posted by: Patty Cloington at March 12, 2014 01:32 PM (HACF/)

36 I'm on board with Perry. There. I said it. Fk it.

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 01:32 PM (GXZgZ)

37 27 Adios Mofo. Posted by: Ricky P. at March 12, 2014 05:31 PM (m0le6) I love that video.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 12, 2014 01:32 PM (GrtrJ)

38
I agree, a felony for maryjuwanna is kinda crazy.

ot: that artist on the star trek posters in the side bar, 2 thumbs up there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 12, 2014 01:33 PM (gorVZ)

39 Rick Perry? Meh...

Posted by: Fred Thompson at March 12, 2014 01:33 PM (32Ze2)

I noticed the 'short chairs' too, Ace.

Intentional?

Who knows...it could just be a case of having to make do with what they could procure, doing a show 'on location'.

Posted by: wheatie at March 12, 2014 01:33 PM (8quPO)

41 Note.... he got a much better response from the crowd at the end... He did not pander... he talked about differences... and was authentic.... Score one for Perry...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 12, 2014 01:33 PM (84gbM)

42 Is he the ideal guy with no flaws? Nope, and good luck finding that guy. Will it make a damn bit of difference in the end? Nope.

Of course, if your timing is good, it really doesn't matter how good you are.

Posted by: David Jolly at March 12, 2014 01:33 PM (4nR9/)

43 I would probably agree with Perry 75% of the time. Which is 74.99% more than Obama.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 12, 2014 01:33 PM (0LHZx)

44 Yeah that Space Seed poster is awesome, wish I could hire him to do a book cover for me. I just don't see things that way, I have no eye for composition on book covers at all.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 12, 2014 01:34 PM (zfY+H)

45 President Thompson?

Meh...

Posted by: Fred Thompson at March 12, 2014 01:34 PM (E7Iyp)

46 Sun lights up the day time Moon lights up the night I light up when you call my name And you know I'm gonna treat you right You give me fever, when you kiss me Fever when you hold me tight Fever in the mornin' A fever all through the night

Posted by: thunderb at March 12, 2014 01:34 PM (zOTsN)

47 17 He kills coyotes with a handgun
Teh Sarah kills them with her bare hands

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 12, 2014 05:29 PM (O6zkv)

And my husband can kill them with gas after a night of tap beer.

Posted by: tcn at March 12, 2014 01:34 PM (fwcEs)

48 Note.... he got a much better response from the crowd at the end...

Why would you care? Austin is not Texas.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2014 01:35 PM (4nR9/)

49 Fox is reporting that the Chinese are saying their satellite may have images of suspected crash area....with suspected debris.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 12, 2014 01:35 PM (bCEmE)

50 Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 12, 2014 05:32 PM (zfY+H) Perry is a powerful speaker. He's passionate. The majority of Americans never got to see that side of him. With that said, he is not a good debater, on or off drugs. He wasn't a good debater in his TX gov campaigns. He needs to be well-prepared this time and I think he knows that.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 12, 2014 01:35 PM (GrtrJ)

51 I find short chairs to be much more comfortable. $.02

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 01:35 PM (GXZgZ)

52 Austin hippies and hipsters are behind the times. They think Whole Foods is actually authentic.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 12, 2014 01:35 PM (OZmbA)

53 NCJ,

The LCP he shot the coyote with was just his jogging gun, he is also known to sport a full size 1911 in 45 acp, one of his good buddys in this state is Mark Larue of Larue Tactical, pretty sure Perry has all the guns he could ever want.

Posted by: bob in Houston at March 12, 2014 01:35 PM (fJoZd)

54 was Rob Ford in Texas?

Posted by: akak at March 12, 2014 01:36 PM (UrGed)

55 Thunderdeb.... It seems that you are enchanted.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 12, 2014 01:36 PM (32Ze2)

56 I thought that line was pretty slick.

Anyone here have experience jogging with a handgun? I'm guessing it would go in a belly band. Does that work alright if you're huffing and puffing? What about patterning the weapon against a sport shirt?

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 12, 2014 01:36 PM (P7Wsr)

I'm a real Texan, I believe in open carry of firearms.

Open Carry And Abortion for All,

But mostly abortion.

Bloomberg tells me guns are icky. If I want his money I will be anti-gun again.

Posted by: Wendy Davis at March 12, 2014 01:36 PM (D+lxs)

58 43--- I would probably agree with Perry 75% of the time. Which is 74.99% more than Obama. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 12, 2014 05:33 PM (0LHZx) -------------------- Yep. That's the bottom line.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 12, 2014 01:36 PM (dfYL9)

59 Anyone here have experience jogging with a handgun? I'm guessing it would go in a belly band. Does that work alright if you're huffing and puffing? What about patterning the weapon against a sport shirt?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 12, 2014 05:36 PM (P7Wsr)

Mine goes in a bra holster, but I doubt that would work well for Perry.

Posted by: tcn at March 12, 2014 01:36 PM (fwcEs)

60 Second look at Perry, methinks...

Posted by: packsoldier at March 12, 2014 01:37 PM (WYFnZ)

61 For the Kimmel h8ers.. He's BFFs with Adam Carolla and did the show with him of course back in the day. For those of you who don't know, Adam's a pretty conservative/libertarian dude. His podcast is not overtly political, but it's most definitely a right-leaning show. Doesn't make Kimmel right obviously. But you have to figure he's not a complete left wing lunatic if he's best buds with Carolla. And he has had a god chunk of anti-Obamacare material lately.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 12, 2014 01:37 PM (0LHZx)

62 of his good buddys in this state is Mark Larue of Larue Tactical, pretty sure Perry has all the guns he could ever want. Posted by: bob in Houston at March 12, 2014 05:35 PM (fJoZd) "That sounds like a campaign finance violation to us" --The Leftist MSM.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 12, 2014 01:37 PM (HDwDg)

63 He wasn't a good debater in his TX gov campaigns. He needs to be well-prepared this time and I think he knows that.

Honestly, I'm not sure how much that can be taught. If you aren't quick on your feet, the best you can do with preparation is damage control. Since Perry has already steered into an iceberg, that won't be enough.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2014 01:37 PM (4nR9/)

64 What a lovely way to burn What a lovely way to burn And what a lovely way to burn

Posted by: thunderb at March 12, 2014 01:37 PM (zOTsN)

65 Why would you care? Austin is not Texas. Posted by: pep at March 12, 2014 05:35 PM (4nR9/) Yep, here in Texas not too many outside of Austin like those who live there. Austin is a college town with great music but the hipster douches aren't well liked outside of their cocoon.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 12, 2014 01:37 PM (A98Xu)

66 Mine goes in a bra holster, but I doubt that would work well for Perry. Posted by: tcn at March 12, 2014 05:36 PM (fwcEs) _____________ Manzier?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 12, 2014 01:38 PM (32Ze2)

67 16 He doesn't carrya Real Gun, he carries a .380. Real men carry something that begins with a "4." Posted by: gun snob at March 12, 2014 05:28 PM (D+lxs) Depends on what which kind of varmint yer worried about... .380 during a jog for Coyotes? sure... .4 or bigger for Human type varmints though...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 12, 2014 01:38 PM (84gbM)

I'm ready to have my heart broken again.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 12, 2014 01:38 PM (6k1xv)

69 Kimmel and Perry are ok.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:38 PM (9JPz+)

70 BTW, what's up with the Executive Chair Dominance Play? Perry's taller than Kimmel, but their respective chairs make Perry a full head shorter than Kimmel. Kimmel's small p*nis syndrome.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 12, 2014 01:38 PM (IXrOn)

71 Twit Pic of suspected debris: http://tinyurl.com/nwkhyal

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 12, 2014 01:39 PM (bCEmE)

72 Perry isn't sitting lower. His balls are weighing him down

Posted by: thunderb at March 12, 2014 01:39 PM (zOTsN)

73 Rick perry carries a gun because his fists do too much damage.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 12, 2014 01:39 PM (slXFW)

74 >>Austin is not Texas.
Posted by: pep<<

However, it IS the toe-jam capital of Texas. Official year-round uniform in Austin (save for the hipsters) is T-shirt, shorts and flip flops. EVERYWHERE.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 12, 2014 01:39 PM (OZmbA)

75 According to most Texans I've heard, he was unstoppable in his governor campaigns, and they were baffled by his presidential run. --- He is a good campaigner. He can deliver a speech, he has a vibe, and he can work a room. Obviously his debate skills are an open question (or to some settled). His run in 2010 against KBH was pretty impressive because he wasn't very popular back then. He has a history of recovering from past mistakes. Trans Texas Corridor being the big one in Texas. I honestly do not know many people who love him, but there is no denying of the incredible economic run that Texas has enjoyed under his leadership.

Posted by: SH at March 12, 2014 01:40 PM (gmeXX)

76 People need to get over the gaffe crap. Perry's performance wasn't actually that terrible. He embarrassed himself. So what? He wasn't actually retarded.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:40 PM (9JPz+)

77 Perry's much better with one-on-one interviews (and not of the comedy circuit sort). In front of large groups, he seems uncomfortable and clumsy unless very well rehearsed IMO.

Maybe he can get tips from Palin who just happens to be a communications major. She's pretty good in front of any audience and especially crowds.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 12, 2014 01:40 PM (1CroS)

78 And he would have probably performed at least slightly better against Obama.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:40 PM (9JPz+)

79 I'm warming to Perry. He still has some kind of speech aphasia or something which makes him look stupid when he suddenly stops in the middle of a sentence. You can see it in the stemwinding finish of his CPAC speech. But I like him, his policies aren't completely stupid, and he has a record to run on.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at March 12, 2014 01:40 PM (ZMzpb)

80 Twit Pic of suspected debris:

Really? That could be the head of a sperm whale or a pile of garbage. I'm gonna need a lot more than that. This is just the Chinese making a statement about their surveillance capabilities.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2014 01:41 PM (4nR9/)

81 Perry's in my top three along with Walker and Rand. And, I love those glasses.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 12, 2014 01:41 PM (DmNpO)

82 Danger Girl....I sent NDH a message on twitter that you were looking for her.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 12, 2014 01:41 PM (bCEmE)

83 I really do like Rick Perry.

Posted by: prescient11 at March 12, 2014 01:42 PM (tVTLU)

84 Those are Goldwater glasses, kids. Good for 20 IQ points in a half-tone photo.

He is starting to look.
I can't say it.
Catch in my voice.

Reaganesque.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 12, 2014 01:42 PM (xq1UY)

85 more people watch late night talk shows than debates I'll bet

Posted by: thunderb at March 12, 2014 01:42 PM (zOTsN)

86 Twit Pic of suspected debris: http://tinyurl.com/nwkhyal *** If that were our satellite it would be able to read the numbers off the piece. So.... China, tell us where you found it and we'll zoom in on it for ya.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 12, 2014 01:42 PM (DmNpO)

87 Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 12, 2014 05:40 PM (1CroS) Ewwww..... dare I say.... Perry/Palin 2016? Talk about a way to piss off the GOPe and Washington beltway MSM!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 12, 2014 01:42 PM (84gbM)

88 his policies aren't completely stupid, and he has a record to run on.

IOW, the complete opposite of Obama.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2014 01:42 PM (4nR9/)

89 Rand is a Senator and therefore unqualified.

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at March 12, 2014 01:43 PM (V70Uh)

90 Danger Girl....I sent NDH a message on twitter that you were looking for her. *** I just signed on. What's up?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 12, 2014 01:43 PM (DmNpO)

91 It's so hard to get a take on Perry. He wasn't too calm. He was awful fidgety. That chair must have been so uncomfortable, especially after going through back surgery, and the need for proper posture afterwards. He was good at controlling the Q&A though.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 12, 2014 01:43 PM (IXrOn)

92 I like Perry well enough.Almost 3 more long years of Obama still ahead of us.

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2014 01:43 PM (zqvg6)

93 If you aren't quick on your feet, the best you can do with preparation is damage control. Since Perry has already steered into an iceberg, that won't be enough. Posted by: pep at March 12, 2014 05:37 PM (4nR9/) I'm trying to be optimistic because I really like Perry.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 12, 2014 01:43 PM (GrtrJ)

94 God I hate those stupid fucking debates.

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 01:43 PM (GXZgZ)

95 >>>what's up with the Executive Chair Dominance Play? Bill Maher Syndrome. the same reason there are only short actors on Hawaii 5'0".

Posted by: X at March 12, 2014 01:43 PM (KHo8t)

96 Rand is a Senator and therefore unqualified. *** Don't you start with me, Gramps!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 12, 2014 01:43 PM (DmNpO)

97 Honestly, I'm not sure how much that can be taught. If you aren't quick on your feet, the best you can do with preparation is damage control. Since Perry has already steered into an iceberg, that won't be enough. ______ Take a page from W. Stay on message. Stick to three main points (oops) and don't get side tracked by every question and debate point. Not everyone (and very few) are Newt up there. And don't worry about getting one liners in. Just stick with what you know. You don't have to be the best debater, you should have to minimize mistakes.

Posted by: SH at March 12, 2014 01:43 PM (gmeXX)

98 People are conditioned to react to things in a certain way. It's quite Unchristian. And also a little undemocratic.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:43 PM (9JPz+)

99 If that were our satellite it would be able to read the numbers off the piece. So.... China, tell us where you found it and we'll zoom in on it for ya.

China almost certainly fuzzed the picture to hide their capabilities.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 12, 2014 01:44 PM (P7Wsr)

100 He is starting to look. I can't say it. Catch in my voice. Reaganesque. Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 12, 2014 05:42 PM (xq1UY) _____________ Be still my beating heart. From your lips to G-ds ears. We need another Reagan. Perry is actually more compelling to me than Scott Walker.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 12, 2014 01:44 PM (32Ze2)

101

I can think of a lot of people worse than Perry as the GOP candidate.

Most of them.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 12, 2014 01:44 PM (eoeps)

102 Stressing people out doesn't help. Nor does crucifying them.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:44 PM (9JPz+)

103 86 They wouldn't show their best pictures.Clinton and espionage has probably gotten them stuff as good as ours.

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2014 01:44 PM (zqvg6)

104 But that's Progress. A more Tolerant society.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:44 PM (9JPz+)

105 @70 It ain't a "syndrome" if you can back it up.

@72,73 You're doing great. Keep it up.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 12, 2014 01:45 PM (xq1UY)

106 Posted by: Tami at March 12, 2014 05:41 PM (bCEmE) Thanks Tami! NDH, I have an idea for a topic for you Saturday car thread but don't have twitter. Where do I send it?

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 12, 2014 01:45 PM (GrtrJ)

107

@49 Fox is reporting that the Chinese are saying their satellite may have images of suspected crash area....with suspected debris.

---------------

And just how did the Chinese know where to point their satellites? Hmm? We demand answers! Stop covering up the truth!

Posted by: Totally not a tinfoil hat wearer at March 12, 2014 01:45 PM (UWFpX)

108 However, it IS the toe-jam capital of Texas. Official year-round uniform in Austin (save for the hipsters) is T-shirt, shorts and flip flops. EVERYWHERE. Posted by: Sphynx at March 12, 2014 05:39 PM (OZmbA) ___________ That's a feature, not a bug in my book. That's my uniform from May to Sept. It would be year round if the weather permitted it.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 12, 2014 01:45 PM (0LHZx)

109 But but but Perry mandated a vaccination against a dangerous disease (as is the right and duty of government unlike mandating Health Insurance or eating your veggies) and we all know vaccinations cause autism or some shit according Jenny McCarthy.

Posted by: Naes1984 at March 12, 2014 01:46 PM (LiHKo)

110 A society full of 'Fuck you. You're tarded.' Which isn't actually how intelligent people approach things.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:46 PM (9JPz+)

111 He gave fiscal conservative mayor, Rob Ford, a very hostile interview undoubtedly trying to get a rise out of him despite the phoney "get treatment" shtick at the very, very end. Screw him.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 12, 2014 01:46 PM (hn5v5)

112 IOW, the complete opposite of Obama.
Posted by: pep

Why yes, now that you mention it. He's also not racist, straight, and not a whining pussy. I call him Bizarro Obama.

Posted by: Emperor of Icecream at March 12, 2014 01:46 PM (ZMzpb)

113 Chair dominance is an old show biz standard that I believe was invented for Bob Costas. He typically sits on a 2-1/2 foot booster to level out.

Posted by: Fritz at March 12, 2014 01:46 PM (UzPAd)

114 Who are you talking to?

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 01:46 PM (GXZgZ)

115 Really? That could be the head of a sperm whale or a pile of garbage. I'm gonna need a lot more than that. This is just the Chinese making a statement about their surveillance capabilities. Posted by: pep at March 12, 2014 05:41 PM (4nR9/) Really because we have 10 year old satellites that can do 10X better than that

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 12, 2014 01:47 PM (HDwDg)

116 Really? That could be the head of a sperm whale or a pile of garbage. I'm gonna need a lot more than that. This is just the Chinese making a statement about their surveillance capabilities. Posted by: pep at March 12, 2014 05:41 PM (4nR9/) The objects captured in the images are 13 by 18 meters (43 by 59 feet), 14 by 19 meters and 24 by 22 meters, according to CNN. http://tinyurl.com/p82522g

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 12, 2014 01:47 PM (bCEmE)

117 Perry doesn't need glasses. He just wearing them so he doesn't inadvertently kill people with his gaze

Posted by: thunderb at March 12, 2014 01:47 PM (zOTsN)

118 Perry can't close the deal on the Presidency. More than just the Horde vote and he'll never swing the majority. More's the pity, but there it is.

Posted by: Bigby's Burned Fingers at March 12, 2014 01:47 PM (KgN8K)

119 But people are always looking for an opportunity to stone people nowadays. It's all stonings and cannibalism. Because Progress.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:47 PM (9JPz+)

120

94 God I hate those stupid fucking debates.

I do too.

Unless it is a debate between two people...it's really not a 'debate'.

Those 'debates' with multiple people are a joke.

And who does well at debates? ....Lawyers!

One of the things I like about Perry is that he's not a fucking lawyer.

Posted by: wheatie at March 12, 2014 01:47 PM (8quPO)

121 And Empathy.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:47 PM (9JPz+)

122 Perry has a deadlier Cancer Ray that Mittens Rombley?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 12, 2014 01:48 PM (32Ze2)

123 Andy Kaufman did a talk show where he was about 6 feet higher than the guest. Which per all Kaufman humor was only funny for about the first two minutes.

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 01:48 PM (GXZgZ)

124 We want Walker or Cruz
We'll take Perry or Paul
We'll get Krispy Kreme or Huntsman

Posted by: phreshone at March 12, 2014 01:48 PM (Q6pxP)

125 People probably really could use a little of the pot. Not to be so up-tight all of the time.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:48 PM (9JPz+)

126 Perry has also shown an ability to do a 180 on a position when it is a loser (Tardasil/Trans Texas Corridor) and he has also shown an ability to be at the forefront (at least for national politicians) of an idea (e.g., 10th A rights and now decriminalization). He sees which way the political winds. Go back to when he left the Dem party, he knew his future was with the GOP.

Posted by: SH at March 12, 2014 01:48 PM (gmeXX)

127 Whose the hipster with a gun? Some where a high School is missing it's algerbra teacher.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at March 12, 2014 01:49 PM (+06jR)

128 For the Kimmel h8ers.. He's BFFs with Adam Carolla and did the show with him of course back in the day. For those of you who don't know, Adam's a pretty conservative/libertarian dude. His podcast is not overtly political, but it's most definitely a right-leaning show. Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 12, 2014 05:37 PM (0LHZx) He also dated Sarah (puke) Silverman for years. No clue how.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 12, 2014 01:49 PM (IXrOn)

129 Of course, if they can manage it without pot, that's much better.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:49 PM (9JPz+)

130 Jimmy Kimmel is the funny one. Jimmy Fallon is the jack ass hipster doufuss. Also, he's a dumbass.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 12, 2014 01:49 PM (Q8vlx)

131 Really? That could be the head of a sperm whale or a pile of garbage. I'm gonna need a lot more than that. This is just the Chinese making a statement about their surveillance capabilities.

Posted by: pep

Really because we have 10 year old satellites that can do 10X better than that

Posted by: tsrblke

What makes you think that's they are releasing the best pictures they have?

Would we?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 12, 2014 01:49 PM (PaW7t)

132 Perry can't close the deal on the Presidency. More than just the Horde vote and he'll never swing the majority. More's the pity, but there it is. --- Probably true, but who knows. Only one way to find out.

Posted by: SH at March 12, 2014 01:50 PM (gmeXX)

133 He also dated Sarah (puke) Silverman for years. No clue how. I'm guessing liquor.

Posted by: toby928© embraces tribalism at March 12, 2014 01:50 PM (QupBk)

134 "Those are Goldwater glasses, kids. Good for 20 IQ points in a half-tone photo."

No, they're hipster douchebag glasses. My instant first impression.

And I really do LIVE AMONGST hipster douchebags.

Given that the statistically likely 2016 Democratic nominee will be Ready For Hillary!, and since Ready For Hillary! has since her stroke/aneurym/tumor/head trauma thing had to wear thick, weird prism glasses to see correctly, maybe it might be for the best to have a Republican nominee who doesn't wear glasses.

Keep the undiluted focus on things the opponent doesn't want to discuss.

If you were running someone against, say, Ashley Judd, would you want for your candidate to _also_ have a weird, puffy face? No.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 12, 2014 01:50 PM (gqT4g)

135 Rick Perry? Bah! Why go with him when we have such great brains in DC such as Sheila Jackson Lee who declares that the Constitution is 400 years old! I bet that they would have cheered her in Austin!

Oh Sheila you silly bitch, how could we ever laugh in these dark time without you or Biden?

Posted by: Cheri at March 12, 2014 01:50 PM (VDGzf)

136 And, according to the Twitterverse, they've had the images since Sunday

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 12, 2014 01:50 PM (bCEmE)

137 The thing about Andy Kauffmans humor was that we were SUPPOSED to get sick of it. Genius it was. Most things he did were patently unfunny and that's what made it funny. I think that Andy was laughing at us all along.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 12, 2014 01:50 PM (32Ze2)

138 Substance abuse is, in fact, not good. As a personal matter.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:51 PM (9JPz+)

139 Yeah that Space Seed poster is awesome, wish I could hire him to do a book cover for me. I just don't see things that way, I have no eye for composition on book covers at all.

Look at Romance covers for the Ladies... Pec's.
Sic-Fy Graphic Novels for the guys ...Boobies.

See we're not that different.

Posted by: Paladin at March 12, 2014 01:51 PM (WujO7)

140

"BTW, what's up with the Executive Chair Dominance Play? Perry's taller than Kimmel, but their respective chairs make Perry a full head shorter than Kimmel."

I'm guessing Kimmel's a short guy, hence the chair games. I'm a short guy myself and tend to go out of my way not to think or act like a short guy with a Napoleonic chip on his shoulder, although I do have a thing for tall women with long legs that go on forever (and ended up with one), but maybe that's just because I'm both short and lucky.

Posted by: troyriser at March 12, 2014 01:51 PM (2jF2B)

141 BTW, what's up with the Executive Chair Dominance Play? ----------------------- It's called the Mr. Potter Ploy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 01:51 PM (aDwsi)

142 I'm guessing liquor.

Continual IV drip.

I should get me one of those.

Posted by: HR needs a beer at March 12, 2014 01:51 PM (ZKzrr)

143 I was seriously against Perry and the Gardasil mandate, especially since at the time the vaccine hadn't been tested in women under 18, nor were it's long-term effects or efficacy known. However, he did see the prevailing wind on it and the TTC and back off. At least he didn't force shit on people against their will.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 12, 2014 01:51 PM (GrtrJ)

144 As rapper TI said in his 2008 endorsement: "I want Joe Biden, need Joe Biden"

Posted by: anang at March 12, 2014 01:51 PM (jpys7)

145

I am ready for the debates!

Posted by: Candy Crowley at March 12, 2014 01:52 PM (D+lxs)

146 @128 She wasn't as well known then, (and wasnt into the shtick she has now) so she dated him to get his contacts and glob off his rising stardom..

At the time she was pretty hittable..

Posted by: JarvisW at March 12, 2014 01:52 PM (E7Iyp)

147 I say we get Robert Reich in that chair...., just to provide some perspective

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 01:52 PM (aDwsi)

148 But so is obesity. And smoking. And alcoholism.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:52 PM (9JPz+)

149 Romeo13: "Talk about a way to piss off the GOPe and Washington beltway MSM!"

Hmm. The thought never entered my mind.

I still think Palin would be a great president, but I think her window of opportunity for the big chair has closed due to the MFM character assassination spree. But cabinet member in a Perry (or any conservative) Administration? Yeah, I could see that.

Perry needs a good bit of rehab due to his ill-advised, rushed campaign. As a governor of a successful state in awful economic times, he should be reassessed for a presidential run. He managed Texas well and, because the nature of Texas' government, let the state Congress do their thing and go home. IOW his touch was relatively limited but effective.

I like Cruz more, but we need a competent, small-government minded manager. Perry, at a minimum, has become that as he transformed from the Democrat plantation.

Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at March 12, 2014 01:53 PM (1CroS)

150 Come do my show! I have a clown nose!

Posted by: Bill Maher at March 12, 2014 01:53 PM (D+lxs)

151 Kimmel is 6'1", Rick is 6'1"

The producer just wants the host to have position...

Posted by: phreshone at March 12, 2014 01:53 PM (Q6pxP)

152 At the time she was pretty hittable..
Posted by: JarvisW

Still is. Sorry.

Posted by: pep at March 12, 2014 01:53 PM (4nR9/)

153 I like Jimmy Kimmel.. I don't always stay up that late, but he's way funnier than Letterman these days and I have never liked Jimmy Fallon in anything he has done.

Sorry I missed that last night! I hope my wife didn't erase it.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 12, 2014 01:53 PM (Z7PrM)

154 An oil rig worker working off the south-eastern coast of Vietnam claims to have witnessed the crash of the missing Malaysia Airlines plane. In a email sent to his employer, which was acquired, confirmed, and then shared by the ABC journalist Bob Woodruff, the man says, "I believe I saw the Malaysian Airlines plane come down. The timing is right." Vietnamese officials received email from oil rig worker who says he spotted burning object off the coast of SE Vietnam @GMA Â— Bob Woodruff (@BobWoodruff) March 12, 2014 Vietnamese officials reportedly confirmed they got the letter, but found nothing in the water. He describes seeing what he believes to be the plane burning Â— in one piece Â— at high altitude, flying perpendicular to the standard plane routes that cross over the area. "From when I first saw the burning (plane) until the flames went out (still at high altitude) was 10-15 seconds. There was no lateral movement, so it was either coming toward our location, stationary, or going away from our location," he writes. http://tinyurl.com/ncwsngm

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 12, 2014 01:53 PM (bCEmE)

155 Meanwhile, there is nothing wrong with hipster glasses. *preens*

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 12, 2014 01:54 PM (GrtrJ)

156 He was jogging with this little dog when a coyote started stalking him. Damn right, he shot it. I have nothing against coyotes but I sure as hell don't want to see them grabbing and running off with people's pets. It's a big problem where I live and I live close to downtown LA.

Posted by: The Yellow Pug at March 12, 2014 01:54 PM (r7mtu)

157 heh. I just realized there is a Robert Reich "Official Site". Presumably because of all of the wannabe fake sites.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 01:54 PM (aDwsi)

158 >>>Probably true, but who knows. Only one way to find out. Knock yourself out.

Posted by: Bigby's Burned Fingers at March 12, 2014 01:54 PM (KgN8K)

159 I think that Andy was laughing at us all along. Oh, for sure. And I think we knew he was laughing at us. And I think he knew that.

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 01:54 PM (GXZgZ)

160 I can't wait until there is an unending series of debates filled with marginal candidates moderated by journalists who oppose everything conservatives stand for. Maybe we should try something new this year?

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 12, 2014 01:54 PM (l3vZN)

161 Silverman is fairly attractive physically but she is a vile human being.Truly a piece of shit.

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2014 01:54 PM (zqvg6)

162 Well, hopefully this pot stuff will get some votes from the hippies and delinquents. At the very least, it is a more libertarian policy.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:55 PM (9JPz+)

163 I thought his SNL might mouse routine was funny. That's about it.

Posted by: SH at March 12, 2014 01:55 PM (gmeXX)

164 I couldnt.. its everything shes said and done..

...Tho, maybe with a lobotomy... (not sure for her or me)

Posted by: JarvisW at March 12, 2014 01:55 PM (E7Iyp)

165 Walker with a 1 billion dollar surplus? I wouldn't say that he is a "sexy" candidate but has balls and a proven track record.

Posted by: Cheri at March 12, 2014 01:55 PM (VDGzf)

166 Hey, if you see Robert Reich, tell him he still owes his last month rent.

Posted by: Keebler Elf at March 12, 2014 01:56 PM (Q6pxP)

167 94 God I hate those stupid fucking debates. Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 05:43 PM (GXZgZ) Me too, but at least there only 37,052 of them in that primary.

Posted by: stace at March 12, 2014 01:56 PM (9PXzx)

168 And that's good. Appealing to the hippies and delinquents is a secondary consideration. Or should be. Although that's not how politics really works.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:57 PM (9JPz+)

169 >>>Maybe we should try something new this year? Like what?

Posted by: Bigby's Burned Fingers at March 12, 2014 01:57 PM (KgN8K)

170 Knock yourself out. ----- No skin off my back. He's not my first choice. But if he wants to run and make a go at it again, good luck to him.

Posted by: SH at March 12, 2014 01:57 PM (gmeXX)

171 142 I'm guessing liquor. Continual IV drip. I should get me one of those. Posted by: HR needs a beer at March 12, 2014 05:51 PM (ZKzrr) They actually have those for alcoholics who are in surgery. Can't have them go into DTs during the operation.

Posted by: The Yellow Pug at March 12, 2014 01:57 PM (r7mtu)

172 BTW, what's up with the Executive Chair Dominance Play? Perry's taller than Kimmel, but their respective chairs make Perry a full head shorter than Kimmel. I once had someone try to do the loom over me to be intimidating thing. Mind you, said person was 6'7" so he was already over a foot and a half taller than me. Not to mention the hilarity of someone being taller than me being intimidating. More or less everyone is taller than me so looming over me isn't intimidating so much as it is a state of being. Protip: Do not try to pull petty shit like that on me when I am standing next to a set of stairs. I promptly just went up a few steps until we were eye level. The look on that guy's face was priceless.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD/Orion Death Star 2016 at March 12, 2014 01:57 PM (VtjlW)

173 Trees down from high gusts. I came in from walking the dog because of high winds. Heard branches cracking. One power blip so far. If they are having these winds further north *with* snow, it has to be unpleasant.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 01:57 PM (aDwsi)

174 Perry wears glasses because his glare causes women to "spontaneously orgasm".

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 12, 2014 01:58 PM (slXFW)

175 He also dated Sarah (puke) Silverman for years. No clue how. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 12, 2014 05:49 PM (IXrOn) ________ Sarah Silverman 10 years ago was smoking hot. I can't blame a brutha.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 12, 2014 01:58 PM (0LHZx)

176 NDH, I have an idea for a topic for you Saturday car thread but don't have twitter. Where do I send it? *** I don't know because I can't put my email address in a comment. You should join twitter!!! C'mon!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 12, 2014 01:58 PM (DmNpO)

177 Sarah Silverman 10 years ago was smoking hot. I can't blame a brutha. *** She'd be hot if she kept her mouth shut.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 12, 2014 01:58 PM (DmNpO)

178

The Gardasil vaccination costs about $350.

Which is expensive, for a lot of people.

Perry's reason for making it mandatory was to make insurance companies pay for it.

People who didn't want it got a waiver.

I think he had a lot of women around him pushing him to "do something about this!"...including his wife.

But yeah, he quickly backed off of it when people objected to it.

Posted by: wheatie at March 12, 2014 01:59 PM (8quPO)

179

Walker with a 1 billion dollar surplus? I wouldn't say that he is a "sexy" candidate but has balls and a proven track record.

Posted by: Cheri at March 12, 2014 05:55 PM (VDGzf)

Walker with a Half Billion Surplus and a Half Billion Rebate would be better.

Posted by: rd at March 12, 2014 01:59 PM (D+lxs)

180 Anyway, to a more relaxed, mellow society with less stonings, lynchings, public executions, and freak-outs about "faux pas." Which are Gay. Things which need to be expressed in French often are.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 01:59 PM (9JPz+)

181 161 Silverman is fairly attractive physically but she is a vile human being.Truly a piece of shit.

Posted by: steevy at March 12, 2014 05:54 PM (zqvg6)

Yep, true beauty comes from within. Aww, forget it. I am kidding no one.

Posted by: flounder at March 12, 2014 01:59 PM (Kkt/i)

182 china has had the images since Sunday weird when did they share them? just today? why the delay? must have taken time to analyze them

Posted by: thunderb at March 12, 2014 02:00 PM (zOTsN)

183 What makes you think that's they are releasing the best pictures they have? Would we? Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 12, 2014 05:49 PM (PaW7t) I'd at least release the commercial level pictures. (Which we do regularly) not something that looks like a bad photoshop.

Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 12, 2014 02:00 PM (HDwDg)

184 Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 12, 2014 05:49 PM (PaW7t) 24 x 22 METERs? that's like 75 x 70 FEET.... What part of a plane could that be? Especially THREE pieces close to that size?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 12, 2014 02:00 PM (84gbM)

185 They're also a little effeminate. Freaking out about things people say is something bossy women do. And it's annoying.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 02:00 PM (9JPz+)

186 165 Walker with a 1 billion dollar surplus? I wouldn't say that he is a "sexy" candidate but has balls and a proven track record. Posted by: Cheri at March 12, 2014 05:55 PM (VDGzf) _____________ And he's tied, yes fucking tied, with the Democrat in the polls. $1B surplus doesn't impress Democrats in WI I guess. Now if he had a $1B deficit.....boy would that be awesome or what?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at March 12, 2014 02:00 PM (0LHZx)

187 In before the whining that he used to be a democrat. Because, what we really need is a lifelong republican. Like Chris Christie Jeb Bush john boehner and Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: Buzzion at March 12, 2014 02:00 PM (p7VWC)

188 He also dated Sarah (puke) Silverman for years. No clue how.

Well she does have nice tits, and she's not unattractive. You can always put duct tape over her mouth after you're done having sex with her.

Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 12, 2014 02:00 PM (cK0tU)

189 180 -- That's really annoying.

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 02:00 PM (GXZgZ)

190 Is this Tonight Show host or not? I too get them confused.

Posted by: Carol at March 12, 2014 02:00 PM (z4WKX)

191 "At the time she was pretty hittable.." I guess I haven't seen a recent pic but I thought Silverman was damn bangable.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 12, 2014 02:01 PM (gOoFi)

192 heh. Jane Brewer not running again

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 02:01 PM (aDwsi)

193 Walker with a Half Billion Surplus and a Half Billion Rebate would be better.
Posted by: rd at March 12, 2014 05:59 PM (D+lxs)

He's calling for the elimination of the income tax on manufacturers... Sounds ballzy enough to me.

Posted by: Keebler Elf at March 12, 2014 02:01 PM (Q6pxP)

194 Of course, she'd need to wear a muzzle but bangable...

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 12, 2014 02:01 PM (gOoFi)

195 Funny, no one asks Hillary why she would run again.

Posted by: --- at March 12, 2014 02:01 PM (MMC8r)

196 But what can one expect from women. |Runs off| Later, all. God bless. :-)

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 02:01 PM (9JPz+)

197 New one Putin

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 12, 2014 02:02 PM (oFCZn)

198

Sarah Silverman 10 years ago was smoking hot. I can't blame a brutha.

***

She'd be hot if she kept her mouth shut.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 12, 2014 05:58 PM (DmNpO)

Here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xsaMcw69D8

Posted by: Sarah Silverman at March 12, 2014 02:02 PM (D+lxs)

199 nonodon'tgo

Posted by: eleven at March 12, 2014 02:02 PM (GXZgZ)

200 She'd be hot if she kept her mouth shut. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 12, 2014 05:58 PM

In most cases, that's true. There are times, however....

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 12, 2014 02:02 PM (jiM5S)

201 78 And he would have probably performed at least slightly better against Obama.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at March 12, 2014 05:40 PM (9JPz+)

Anyone would've performed better than Mitt against Obama, at least after the 1st debate. Mitt was a scared puppy after Candy whacked him on the nose with a newspaper.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 12, 2014 02:02 PM (KL49F)

202 Jan Brewer

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 02:03 PM (aDwsi)

203 "[Perry] managed Texas well"

Unfortunately, he managed Texas well. Would that it had been another state.

Unfortunately because from now until probably the year 2040, any Texas political figure jumping on the national stage is going to automatically be tarred with the politically toxic radioactive legacy of the _other_ Texas political figure who within recent memory jumped on the national stage and then fucked up colossally and left office with rock-bottom approval.

Reflect that majorities of Americans STILL blame the horrid state of the economy TODAY on George W. Bush more than they do Barack H. Obama. Amazing but true.

Is that fair? No. Is it factual? No. Is it an overwhelming political reality? Yes. Do the GOP ignore it at their peril? Yes.

Read my lips: no new Texans.

Reflect that Sen. Sam Nunn once plausibly and hungrily harbored Presidential ambitions but could never make it work. Why not? The long-lasting toxic legacy of another Democrat from Georgia before him, who had been President and not worked out well. This stuff crosses party lines.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 12, 2014 02:03 PM (gqT4g)

204 Oh God, living in CO we have all the "Driving while high is a DUI" commercials now. The state is going to spend most of the pot tax revenues on prevention programs for kids to keep them from getting high and other drugs.

What am I missing here...?

Posted by: Cheri at March 12, 2014 02:03 PM (VDGzf)

205 Interesting theory on why Baracka golfs so much:

A golf game takes about as long as it takes for the visible effects of taking cocaine to wear off.

Or he could just be golfing.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 12, 2014 02:03 PM (P7Wsr)

206 Posted by: The Yellow Pug at March 12, 2014 05:54 PM (r7mtu) First the damn Road runner... And now PERRY!!!! Have you people no compassion???

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, SuperGenius at March 12, 2014 02:03 PM (84gbM)

207 How the fcuk can Obama order anyone to pay anyone anything?!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 02:04 PM (aDwsi)

208 What's going on with M-U MR? It's a wierd soliloquy going on.

Posted by: flounder at March 12, 2014 02:05 PM (Kkt/i)

209 OTOH people line up to vote for a New Yorker love em

Posted by: thunderb at March 12, 2014 02:05 PM (zOTsN)

210 Tesla is upset that they have to play by the same rules as other car dealers. http://tinyurl.com/kdngn6n

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 02:06 PM (aDwsi)

211 207 How the fcuk can Obama order anyone to pay anyone anything?! It's probably just for federal contractors.

Posted by: Naes1984 at March 12, 2014 02:06 PM (LiHKo)

212 the politically toxic radioactive legacy of the _other_ Texas political figure who within recent memory jumped on the national stage and then fucked up colossally and left office with rock-bottom approval.

Yes, we are all still paying for LBJ.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 12, 2014 02:07 PM (xq1UY)

213 Tesla is upset that they have to play by the same rules as other car dealers. ----- These are dumb laws that every pro-market conservative should denounce.

Posted by: SH at March 12, 2014 02:08 PM (gmeXX)

214 Read my lips: no new Texans. Posted by: torquewrench at March 12, 2014 06:03 PM

Obviously, the Democrats have short attention spans (among other deficits). They were the ones who gave us President Lbee Jay.

It would take at least 10 John Nance Garners to make up for that.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 12, 2014 02:08 PM (jiM5S)

215 It's probably just for federal contractors. Posted by: Naes --------------- I guessed that, but haven't checked. I'd rather self-righteously bitch. Probably inspired by all of those round-the-clock Obamacare site developers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 12, 2014 02:09 PM (aDwsi)

216 Yes, we are all still paying for LBJ.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 12, 2014 06:07 PM (xq1UY)

Funny, funny, funny. I love this place.

Posted by: troyriser at March 12, 2014 02:09 PM (2jF2B)

217 Hey DangerGirl, I have NDH's email if you want to pass it along. Or I can connect you two. Lemme know.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 12, 2014 02:09 PM (GEICT)

218 OT: just saw the news about Jan Brewer not standing for re-election.

It would be awfully nice if someone were to start to whisper in McQueeg's ear that the _mavericky_ thing to do would be to leave the Senate to stand for her office. Why, he would be the ultra maverick of all time!

A hypothetical Governor McQueeg in AZ would still be batshit insane, but it would confine the resulting damage to one state instead of fifty.

But, I don't honestly think McQueeg could be talked into this. Not least because he's a National Defense! guy even though his judgment in defense matters is demonstrably lousy, and there's plenty more National Defense! stuff for him in the Senate.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 12, 2014 02:09 PM (gqT4g)

219 214 as opposed to "El B.J." Clinton

Posted by: JarvisW at March 12, 2014 02:09 PM (E7Iyp)

220 nood

Posted by: flounder at March 12, 2014 02:12 PM (Kkt/i)

221 OT, but related to TX politics: the Castro brothers just put their foot in it by boycotting Buc-ees, just because the owners are supporting Dan Patrick for LtGov. They're backtracking now, but it was a real dumbass fascist move. That crap doesn't fly here.

Posted by: stace at March 12, 2014 02:17 PM (9PXzx)

222 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 12, 2014 06:09 PM Cochran, I'll email you...if you'll be kind enough to pass it on to NDH, that would be great. I just can't with Twitter.

Posted by: DangerGirl at March 12, 2014 02:18 PM (GrtrJ)

223

Are you ready for LieFest 2016 featuring Hillary(!)?

Posted by: Perry and Romney's GAAAFFes at March 12, 2014 02:19 PM (wAQA5)

224 When i first read the post, I thought Kimmel was running for president. I guess he couldn't didn't any worse than Chicago Jesus.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 12, 2014 02:25 PM (BP7mC)

225 <i>BTW, what's up with the Executive Chair Dominance Play?</i>

youtu.be/Enf3zyziKQM

Posted by: Jorge at March 12, 2014 02:35 PM (ZRPb2)

226 I smiled throughout the whole interview, he's so charming even in front of a hostile crowd.

I didn't find him fidgety at all, but I loved that the second the interview was over, he got up. he was sick of being so much shorter than Kimmel, lol.

Posted by: Aslan's Girl at March 12, 2014 02:44 PM (KL49F)

227 Just in sheer terms of optics, this guy vs Hillary on a platform, Perry wins without even opening his mouth. But I'd be surprised if Hillary is the Dem nominee.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 12, 2014 02:48 PM (zfY+H)

228 Kimmel short man syndrome.

Posted by: Misanthopic Humanitarian at March 12, 2014 02:51 PM (HVff2)

229 Maybe we should try something new this year? Like what? For starters our side could choose our own moderators who would presumably ask questions we give a damn about. The networks could take a hike

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 12, 2014 03:01 PM (l3vZN)

230 Look, I like Palin, and I think she was treated unfairly for sure, but any chance she had at elective office ever again was tossed aside when she resigned as governor of her state for no apparent reason. You just don't come back from that, and thinking otherwise is simply delusional ... Why would any R prez appoint her to a cabinet or choose her as a running mate? She can't be trusted to fulfill the obligations of the office ...

Posted by: Joewhoisalwayslatetothethread at March 12, 2014 03:11 PM (4jlYO)

231 RNC is talking about doing all the debates online, and, reminder, it's still two years away, not this year ... Focus, people, focus ... we need to win local elections, retain house, get senate, find good candidates - not be trying to fight for a ticket that won't be in place for 2 years ... I've already said 2nd look at Perry so I hope he jumps in ...

Posted by: Joewhoisalwayslatetothethread at March 12, 2014 03:14 PM (4jlYO)

232 Rick Perry is a man who backs up talk with action. When wrong, man enough to own up.
All he has to do is be himself.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 12, 2014 03:35 PM (aUQgu)

233 That chair thing -- they did that to Sarah Palin in one of her interviews.

Posted by: Mindy at March 12, 2014 03:57 PM (Ew9Pv)

234 230 no apparent reason. Posted by: Joewhoisalwayslatetothethread at March 12, 2014 07:11 PM (4jlYO) "No apparent reason?" So she just should have finished her term with the expense and disruption of the petty nuisance lawsuits designed to bankrupt her?

Posted by: Mindy at March 12, 2014 04:01 PM (Ew9Pv)

235 Nobody ever considers Todd Palin's adjustment to living in DC. From what I know about him, he's a total outdoors guy.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 12, 2014 04:05 PM (aUQgu)

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