March 01, 2014
— Open Blogger
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A regular reader has graciously offered to save us from the regular Food Thread blather about CAC's favorite food (arugula) and other assorted inanities by providing an introduction to the world of craft beers.

What's better on a Saturday afternoon then a non-professional critique about beer. Not just any beer, mind you, but craft beers. I don't love craft beers because I am a beer snob; I snub the snobs! I love craft beer because of the quality of the ingredients used and the time allotted to brew the beer, resulting in a fuller styled beer, and higher alcohol content, (or drunkenness factor, herein referred to as ABV - alcohol by volume), over those consumed from macro-breweries, (herein referred to as InBev (google it slacker). In a nutshell, InBev is just another example of a massive macro-brewing conglomerate that has dominated in assaulting the majority of American's dry palates with watered down barley, AKA cheap beer, for decades).
Simply put, craft beers yield higher alcohol by volume, which means less to consume. Yes, the costs are higher, (what inflation?), but the amount you need to drink is less. Which can lessen your waistbands by inches by the end of baseball season, depending on how much baseball you absorb.
We will need to add food to these higher gravity beers. I am in no way a "foodie", but food is a must to keep our heads afloat in this, the first, (of possibly), many an epic beer journeys.
I do need to say, before I further breech the yeasty, malts of the craft beer waters...that we all must come to the reality that we live in different regions of the country, scenes if you will, resulting in different accessibility to the myriad of micro beers that may or may not grace your local burgeoning craft beer scenes/beer shoppes. I'm not so much into scenes.. So conversations can flow betwixt yourselves in your comments below...
And now, about the beers I am going to lament, in this here beer soliloquy that I have so graciously been granted...
I'll start with a lager...because, well, I think the best place for us to start, is with a Lager. Lagers, which include pilsners, kolsh's, maibocks, the list is too extensive so insert etc., etc., are cold brewed, resulting in a cleaner, crisper, and possibly more appealing flavor to the INBEV crowd. But lagers have come a long way and helped craft all this, so no disrespect intended.
Blue Point - Toasted Lager - Patchogue NY
This NY beer fell in my lap. It's clean, yet full bodied, (just sayin' the beer's got swagger for you InBev kids)...It's definitely a winner if you are accustomed to craft beer bodies and prefer a multi dimensional lager. Toasted malts, just as the name implies, so think toasty sweetness. You want just a straight up lager? Go with Oskar Blues , Mamma's Little Yellow Pils(Fort Collins Colorado). It goes down smooth. Is a Czech style Pilsener, and don't be shy of the fact it comes in a can. Thanks to FDA regulations, (I never thought I'd say that), all cans are lined with food grade plastics. So don't listen to the person say they are picking up hints of metallic from the can. Raise the B.S. flag on that. And you greenies out there are gonna love the recycling factor. Snark.
Let's roll over to the dark side.
Jack's Abby Brewery - Jack's Evil Brew - Framingham Massachusetts
& Evil Twin, that twin brother dude who broke away from his brother Milleken in Belgium to become a gypsy brewer on the east side of the United States, have paired up to bring us this brilliant black lager.
A black lager is technically a dark German beer, a Schwarzbier, if you prefer the proper German terminology, & if you want to sound posh & probably preposterous to your friends. I was never keen on lagers, but I do enjoy many a black lager, (Why's it gotta be black?). Strangely conflicting color to taste. This lager allows morons & 'ettes, who normally might would not give a dark beer a shot, very possibly enjoying just that, a shot of darker beer.
There's a hint of chocolate from the slightly roasted malts. NOW I sound like a beer snob. Let me stop waxing poetic.
Must I be obliged to pair it? I ask this of all you self proclaimed "foodies" out there. I dunno, I'd cook some shrimp & garlic with it. Going out on a limb here, but maybe, just maybe, coconut shrimp? Moving onward...and out....
On to a luscious vanilla porter..
Ballast Point - Victory at Sea - San Diego, California
This one's going to be my Cadillac past when it's all said and done. It's big, it's full, and it has a very, very rich body. It makes me think, I might be up all night. Ah! Brewed with coffee. There it is. More simply put, ...it made the stunted conversation at my dinner party break out into this little ditty...(thank God for Google glass & realtime spyware around my house, and to all my musically inclined friends...Yes that's me playing the spoons....and please wait for the harmonica to chime in....
Ironically enough, in my sea of a beer swollen brain, it occurs to me, Victory at Sea would also pair well with anything pirates might eat. Sea Bass, Wild Boar, pan fried mermaids - oh so succulent - again, whatever's accessible, would be desirable with 'er. Just eat something, before you get in over your head. I highly recommend this one only slightly chilled....trade your pirate booty if thoust be willing!
And I will close by broadening this little beer horizon thread by alternating to a sour. "It's alive! ALIVE!" okay, so it's just a yeast colony, however, not any yeast colony mind you. But this beer IS alive. Aren't they all? If dead, open, and float it down the mainstream. What is this beer you ask...
Allagash - Midnight Brett - Portland, Maine
These now phat cats first got their start as New England's original Belgian-style brewery. The yeast, this particular strain known as Brettanomyces, (to get biologically hip on yo asses, or maybe biologically, the colony's alive on yo asses, ew, anyway, where was I?) Oh yes, this encephalopod of a beer, although foreign, is benign, but in a very nice, benign alien way. I would go so far as to say a champagne of beer. No Miller High Life, mind you! And I mean that in best possible way. Surprisingly dark in color. You'll have to find it, and buy it, if you can get your hands on it. This beer is well worth the pretty penny, gold, booty, busted bitcoin , vintage baseball cards, or whatever you morons are trading these days....
On deck for the next session:
India Pale Ales (possibly another shout out to Ballst Point for their Sculpin IPA), & Spring Seasonals.....and maybe, just maybe, if the Russians behave, a Russian Imperial Stout. Fit for a Czar....(no I am not referring to his majesty Obama here, nor Putin). Or whatever you morons & "ettes' want critiqued....
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Posted by: CAPTAIN SENSIBLE at March 01, 2014 07:49 AM (KCJxV)
Posted by: The Least Interesting Commenter In The World at March 01, 2014 07:53 AM (vBKG5)
North Coast's Old Rasputin is a good one.
Posted by: Ed Wood VS Godzilla at March 01, 2014 07:55 AM (qAaZs)
Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2014 07:56 AM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 01, 2014 07:58 AM (vBKG5)
Posted by: YIKES! at March 01, 2014 07:58 AM (mETGQ)
Posted by: Lauren at March 01, 2014 07:59 AM (hFL/3)
Posted by: Tominca at March 01, 2014 07:59 AM (wsPYX)
Posted by: Angel with a sword at March 01, 2014 08:00 AM (hpgw1)
Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 01, 2014 08:03 AM (T2V/1)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2014 08:04 AM (oMKp3)
Which is why we will never have one here because then they would have to dilute it which ruins the reason for having it. We are limited by law on the top content.
Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 01, 2014 08:04 AM (T2V/1)
Posted by: Tominca at March 01, 2014 08:06 AM (wsPYX)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2014 08:08 AM (oMKp3)
Posted by: grammie winger at March 01, 2014 08:08 AM (oMKp3)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 01, 2014 08:10 AM (vBKG5)
Posted by: Beer Ninja at March 01, 2014 08:11 AM (598AG)
Posted by: Tominca at March 01, 2014 08:11 AM (wsPYX)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 01, 2014 08:12 AM (vBKG5)
Posted by: Roy at March 01, 2014 08:13 AM (tiOTz)
Posted by: Tominca at March 01, 2014 08:14 AM (wsPYX)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 01, 2014 12:10 PM (vBKG5)
I used to drink Miller Lite because that was out softball team beer. Then they started funding those illegals protest parades and I quit.
Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 01, 2014 08:16 AM (T2V/1)
Posted by: Roy at March 01, 2014 08:16 AM (tiOTz)
Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2014 08:18 AM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Mr. Dave at March 01, 2014 08:19 AM (vBKG5)
And I keep putting off trying it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2014 08:20 AM (DPkKe)
Posted by: Roy at March 01, 2014 08:20 AM (tiOTz)
Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2014 08:20 AM (j7iSn)
But I generally am serious about drinking, so It's usually Rum
Posted by: Zakn at March 01, 2014 08:21 AM (zyaZ1)
Posted by: Roy at March 01, 2014 08:22 AM (tiOTz)
Posted by: Lauren at March 01, 2014 08:24 AM (hFL/3)
Posted by: Beer Ninja at March 01, 2014 08:25 AM (598AG)
Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2014 08:26 AM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Elephant in the Room at March 01, 2014 08:28 AM (Ggh94)
Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2014 08:30 AM (j7iSn)
I mostly relegate beer drinking to summertime, beers are just too filling (great taste!) anymore, I'm just gettin old I guess. So whiskey it is.
That said, still a fair size brewery, but I always loved the Sam Adams brew. It just tastes like what I think a beer should be.
I do experiment with the crafts when I have a chance and by far better than the big brews.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 01, 2014 08:30 AM (gorVZ)
Posted by: nightwitch at March 01, 2014 08:31 AM (5zn1Z)
Mostly when I do my drinking now I drink a cheap blended whiskey.
Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 01, 2014 08:31 AM (T2V/1)
Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2014 08:32 AM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Countrysquire at March 01, 2014 08:32 AM (8FyP4)
Posted by: Y-not at March 01, 2014 08:32 AM (zDsvJ)
Posted by: Mama AJ at March 01, 2014 08:37 AM (SUKHu)
Posted by: Mama AJ at March 01, 2014 08:44 AM (SUKHu)
Posted by: beerslinger at March 01, 2014 08:47 AM (b4joU)
Same here.
And it's $15.99 a case for 24 loose fill bottles at out local store.
Cheapest beer in the store.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 01, 2014 08:48 AM (DPkKe)
Posted by: beerslinger at March 01, 2014 08:49 AM (b4joU)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 01, 2014 08:50 AM (hq5sb)
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Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 01, 2014 08:52 AM (hq5sb)
Posted by: Y-not at March 01, 2014 08:53 AM (zDsvJ)
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Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 01, 2014 09:02 AM (hq5sb)
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Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 01, 2014 09:08 AM (hq5sb)
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Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2014 09:11 AM (j7iSn)
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Posted by: Y-not at March 01, 2014 09:18 AM (zDsvJ)
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Posted by: beerslinger at March 01, 2014 09:23 AM (b4joU)
Posted by: beerslinger at March 01, 2014 09:28 AM (b4joU)
Posted by: beerslinger at March 01, 2014 09:31 AM (b4joU)
Agreed with the posters above, Grand Rapids Michigan is Beer Nirvana.
Founders Centennial IPA on tap is a pleasure I wish I could share with all of you.
Posted by: Sokey the Drunk at March 01, 2014 09:34 AM (k4hO9)
Posted by: flailing at March 01, 2014 09:37 AM (inQJB)
Pleased to see not a lot of our usual beer "anti-snobbery" here, yet. Maybe on the ONT?
Now here is a note on aging. Not the beer, the drinker. After several years of, let's admit it, manic pursuit of exotic styles, complex classic types, and surprising ingredients, most brewers will have a good idea of what they like to drink. And as life intrudes, you begin to appreciate the time-efficiency of your personal process, as other things get to be just as much fun as racking and bottling. Fair enough.
But I also used to have fellow brewers over for tastings. You have to do that you know, otherwise you just get to be an expert on the different brands of cough medicine that your non-beerfan friends say your porter tastes like. Almost all Belgians are sit-down beers. I like them a lot, but no longer attempt Trippels on the tractor.
I've found anything stronger or heavier-bodied than, say, a middle-of-the-road IPA to be a "dinner beer," not compatible with chores and gardening. And so I have found myself making more beers in that column than the stouts and honey'n'sherry-yeast trappistes I was once famous (or avoided) for.
I'm sure those who have tried will agree: making an "American" style, for instance copying the old Rolling Rock, is a real technical accomplishment. About a hundred things can go wrong with a beer that light. I make a decent pale ale in the Bass tradition; most [older] people who've had a labeled "Pale Ale" were really drinking a marked-up lite.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 01, 2014 10:00 AM (xq1UY)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at March 01, 2014 10:00 AM (hq5sb)
I like the porters quite a lot, but they're too heavy for my everyday consumption. I tend to go with the Stone Smoked Porter most often, sometimes Hanger 24 Chocolate Porter.
For everyday beer it's pretty much the Firestone 805 for me. My brother is a big fan of many of the Firestone brews, so he insists that I stop at the brewery when I drive up to visit the family. It's right off the 101 in Paso Robles about 100 miles or so north of me. I have a couple of growlers that I take in to get refills on the trip up, to keep us supplied when I visit. Nice thing is, I try to get them refilled with brews that they don't normally bottle or sell outside of the brewery. They've got a Taphouse Brown that isn't sold elsewhere and it's heavenly.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 01, 2014 10:00 AM (aYjRw)
Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2014 10:02 AM (j7iSn)
Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at March 01, 2014 10:03 AM (dTh2r)
As for Pilsners, you might as well go to the source: Pilsner Urquell, brewed in Plzeň, Czech Republic. My daughter brought me two free cases of the stuff, courtesy of her co-oping at a brewery for one term in college. Yeah, life is good...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 01, 2014 10:24 AM (s9PzP)
Posted by: Peppermintpattysclitring at March 01, 2014 10:30 AM (mzD0X)
Posted by: Peppermintpattysclitring at March 01, 2014 10:33 AM (mzD0X)
Posted by: grammie winger
We take a lot of abuse here on the HQ but if you insult our beer you are looking for a fight you will lose.
You have been warned.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at March 01, 2014 10:38 AM (uctT+)
I keep Lone Star around for the guests I like well enough but don't want them to stay forever.
I keep Coors Light around for when I don't want flavor to interrupt my binge...
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at March 01, 2014 10:39 AM (XO6WW)
Couple of things. Definitely hats off to Anchor Steam. They did indeed get the ball rolling concerning Craft beers.
And concerning Kentucky brews. I've had Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale, and liked it so much actually made a beer run from Kansas City to Lexington just to tour the Brewery. Fun tour, no reservations.
And of course here in KC we have Boulevard Beer, which started as craft and became the second largest brewery in Missouri, outside of A-B in St. Louis.
Posted by: HH at March 01, 2014 10:51 AM (XXwdv)
Posted by: Y-not
If you can find it, try Ebisu. Much tastier than any of the other Big 3 (Sapporo, Asahi, and Suntory ) It's 100% malt brewed. The Big three are part adjunct.
Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at March 01, 2014 10:53 AM (uctT+)
That being said, can't find fault with a nice, lighter beer during the summer, particularly if you've been out and about doing yard work.
Yer hot and sweaty, take a cool shower, put on a clean dry shirt, make a sammich and pour yourself a cold one. THAT is when life is good.
And if the sun is going down, even better...
Posted by: HH at March 01, 2014 11:11 AM (XXwdv)
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Posted by: Owen Kellogg at March 01, 2014 11:57 AM (njIoY)
I've visited Half Moon Bay's brewery and Santa Cruz Mountain brewery; both have nice beer and the former has nice food and a gorgeous view.
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 01, 2014 12:07 PM (2YXbl)
Like I said, I like Ale's. And I've actually been to St. James Gate in Dublin. I toured the brewery then, although I understand it has gone way upscale since I was there back in '89. Loved the Guinness there.
But I've always thought there was a problem. Guinness doesn't travel well. I've had it in Ireland and England, but here in the U.S. it just doesn't taste the same.
Dunno why but I've had other people agree with me when I've brought it up.
Posted by: HH at March 01, 2014 01:23 PM (XXwdv)
Posted by: BignJames at March 01, 2014 02:32 PM (j7iSn)
Posted by: beerslinger at March 01, 2014 09:03 PM (b4joU)
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