March 06, 2014

NATION IN CRISIS: ObamaÂ’s vacation plans in jeopardy
— andy

It's tough being the (nominal) leader of the free world, with people lookin' to you for leadership 'n' stuff.

Vladimir Putin has put President Barack ObamaÂ’s vacation plans on hold.

Obama is headed to Coral Reef High School in the southern part of Miami, Fla., on Friday for an event about education and the economy that first lady Michelle Obama had been expected to attend as well. What hadnÂ’t been known was that ObamaÂ’s daughters were planning to come with them, and that the four were going to extend the trip for a brief family getaway.

Now, the White House tells POLITICO that heÂ’s reconsidering.

You know, if someone had told this jagoff in 2007 that the job he thought he wanted required working the occasional weekend and not taking the Big Jet on one endless family vacation, he'd still be Senator Obama from Illinois.

Posted by: andy at 09:09 AM | Comments (385)
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1 "Family vacation"?  That's the last thing that nickelfucker wants.

He made a deliberate point of being far away from them on V-Day/3-day weekend.

Posted by: HR needs a beer at March 06, 2014 09:11 AM (ZKzrr)

2 What the hell? Didn't he just get back from a vacation?

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 09:11 AM (QupBk)

3 Media hardest hit

Posted by: rd at March 06, 2014 09:11 AM (D+lxs)

4 Will no one let him just eat his damn waffle?
Geez. Buzzkills.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2014 09:11 AM (aq/zi)

5 When Putin met Reagan. May 1988. Putin is the young man with the camera around his neck pretending to be a tourist. http://iconicphotos.wordpress.com/2009/12/07/when-putin-met-reagan/

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 06, 2014 09:12 AM (ZPrif)

6 If only there was some big golf tournament going on around Miami this week... Oh wait... http://www.worldgolfchampionships.com/cadillac-championship.html

Posted by: Zombie John Gotti at March 06, 2014 09:12 AM (QR7wx)

7 Presidentin is hard

Posted by: Bosk at March 06, 2014 09:12 AM (n2K+4)

8 Vacation? Why doesn't he go on medical leave since his head is filled with hemorrhoids and delusional thoughts?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 09:12 AM (HVff2)

9 Looks like Putin put Barry in a corner.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 09:13 AM (oFCZn)

10 Obama was actually on time to the podium today to make his statement on the Ukraine. I am in shock.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 06, 2014 09:13 AM (32Ze2)

11 Youtube spelled my name all girly.

Posted by: Lindsay Buckingham at March 06, 2014 09:13 AM (7ObY1)

12 Lyndsay Buckingham from the way back machine. You don't see that everyday.

Posted by: lowandslow at March 06, 2014 09:13 AM (IV4od)

13 Does this mean he bothered to read his presidential daily briefing on his iPad and discovered there's something going on in the world?
I mean, more than March Madness and powerwatching Homeland.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2014 09:13 AM (aq/zi)

14 Let them eat dicks. Fore!

Posted by: Barky McDickface, President for Life at March 06, 2014 09:13 AM (JQuNB)

15 No, jackass, we clearly are not. "In 2014, we are well beyond the days where borders can be redrawn over the heads of democratic leaders." - Obama.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 06, 2014 09:13 AM (ZPrif)

16 It's tough being the (nominal) sub-optimal leader of the free world.

Posted by: cajun caret at March 06, 2014 09:14 AM (UZQM8)

17 Obviously you right wing haters are just racist and applying racial stereotypes to this hard working president. 

Posted by: left wing drivel at March 06, 2014 09:14 AM (D+lxs)

18 Ha! Good post, Andy. I like the use of jagoff.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 06, 2014 09:14 AM (A98Xu)

19 I just want to finish my waffle.

Posted by: Sad King at March 06, 2014 09:14 AM (Aif/5)

20 The modern-day Maynard G. Krebs.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 06, 2014 09:14 AM (vqAQ9)

21 National Lampoon Obama Vacation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 06, 2014 09:14 AM (HFap2)

22 Assad just won his war thanks to Russian weapons and tech. Euromaidan PR ‏@EuromaidanPR #Syrian President Bashar Assad expressed solidarity with the actions of #Putin in connection with events in #Ukraine -Gazeta.RU |PR News

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 06, 2014 09:14 AM (ZPrif)

23 10 Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 06, 2014 01:13 PM (32Ze2 He's in a hurry to catch his flight to Miami.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 09:14 AM (HVff2)

24 Putin is NOT going to let Barry eat his waffle.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 09:15 AM (oFCZn)

25 Obama was actually on time to the podium today to make his statement on the Ukraine. I am in shock. Early tee time.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 09:15 AM (QupBk)

26 10 Obama was actually on time to the podium today to make his statement on the Ukraine. I am in shock.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 06, 2014 01:13 PM (32Ze2)

It's raining in Florida today, so his golf plans after the Miami speech were cancelled


Posted by: kbdabear at March 06, 2014 09:15 AM (aTXUx)

27 Lyndsey. Sock double-fail on me.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2014 09:15 AM (7ObY1)

28 OMG! And I thought that the Holocaust was bad.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 06, 2014 09:15 AM (6E5vh)

29 Putin will not let Barry be clear.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 09:15 AM (oFCZn)

30 The man has no shift.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 09:15 AM (QupBk)

31 Didn't he just get back from a vacation?

That vacation was less nearly three weeks ago, and we're all racists and H8rz for noticing.

Posted by: HR needs a beer at March 06, 2014 09:15 AM (ZKzrr)

32 27 Lyndsey. Sock double-fail on me. ARRGH. LINDSEY Fuck there's a lot of ways to spell it. I'm putting myself in the barrel for the triple fail.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2014 09:16 AM (7ObY1)

33 It's tough being the (nominal) leader of the free world, with people lookin' to you for leadership 'n' stuff.


Id people are looking to O'Shitweasel for leadership they are as dumb as he is.  And a dirt clod is genius material compared to him.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 06, 2014 09:16 AM (T2V/1)

34 He may as well go, does it really make a difference if he is being an incompetent idiot from the white house or an incompetent idiot in Fl?

Posted by: Molly k. at March 06, 2014 09:16 AM (f8cHe)

35 Sounds like Oblahblah is going to sic his lawyers on Putin. That'll learn 'em.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 06, 2014 09:16 AM (32Ze2)

36 whats the over/under on precious snarky comments about TFG?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 09:16 AM (HVff2)

37 I guess being preezy aint so breezy!

Posted by: #44 at March 06, 2014 09:16 AM (D+lxs)

38 How many vacations does this asshole go on? Lost count

Posted by: brak at March 06, 2014 09:16 AM (iEoiA)

39 Was Obama on time just to stomp on Christie's CPAC speech? He's never on time.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 06, 2014 09:16 AM (ZPrif)

40 Oh, the humanity!

Actually, let him go. He does less damage when he's out of DC.

Posted by: pj at March 06, 2014 09:16 AM (ZWaLo)

41 It's raining in Florida today, so his golf plans after the Miami speech were cancelled

The weather machine is the only thing Rove does right.  O_o

Posted by: HR needs a beer at March 06, 2014 09:16 AM (ZKzrr)

42 Lindsey Buckingham? Gawd--someone nuke that.

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2014 09:16 AM (RJMhd)

43 Hey remember when we used to bitch about Boosshhh going to his ranch for a few days? Good times good times.

Posted by: MFM at March 06, 2014 09:16 AM (Aif/5)

44

When Putin met Reagan.
May 1988. Putin is the young man with the camera around his neck pretending to be a tourist.

 

Looks a little like Daniel Craig.  Probably already has his two kills.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 06, 2014 09:17 AM (A0sHn)

45 You know, if someone had told this jagoff in 2007 that the job he thought he wanted required working the occasional weekend and not taking the Big Jet on one endless family vacation, he'd still be Senator Obama from Illinois. First the multiple SMODlet flybys and then this. STOP TAUNTING HAPPY FUN ALEX! *runs off sobbing*

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at March 06, 2014 09:17 AM (VtjlW)

46 15 "In 2014, we are well beyond the days where borders can be redrawn over the heads of democratic leaders." - Obama. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 06, 2014 01:13 PM (ZPrif) Somebody actually wrote that for the SCOAMJ* to read? *The start of a new meme, I hope.

Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2014 09:17 AM (zoehZ)

47 *stands and applauds. You know he never expected to win. Oops.

Posted by: MJ at March 06, 2014 09:17 AM (oari7)

48 And by my comment in the last thread, I was just trying to be funny.


I'm freaking prescient I tell you.

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 06, 2014 09:17 AM (BZAd3)

49

"And lastly in this budget proposal there are funds for researching a cure for America's greatest issue - the lack of all weather golf courses.  Some say we need an inflatable dome, while others say a force-shield is sufficient.  I say that neither extreme should be followed, but instead a mix of 'all of the above'."

 

 

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 06, 2014 09:17 AM (hLRSq)

50 I'm assuming Lindsay's name is spelled that way in an effort to keep youtube from taking down the video for copyright issues.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 09:17 AM (oFCZn)

51 You know, if someone had told this jagoff in 2007 that the job he thought he wanted required working the occasional weekend and not taking the Big Jet on one endless family vacation, he'd still be Senator Obama from Illinois.



He probably would have either been bounced out of there by now because no backing from the MFM or he would be in jail with the hair piece for corruption.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at March 06, 2014 09:17 AM (T2V/1)

52 Why can't Obama go on vacation....doesn't his phone and pen leave Washington?

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 06, 2014 09:17 AM (BPb6r)

53 This is really messing up my golf game. 

Posted by: #44 at March 06, 2014 09:17 AM (D+lxs)

54 National serious switch: OFF. With a nail through it. Slathered in epoxy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2014 09:18 AM (659DL)

55 He (Buckingham) is so ghey. What Nicks saw in him I'll never understand.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 09:18 AM (HVff2)

56 "In 2014, we are well beyond the days where borders can be redrawn over the heads of democratic leaders." - Obama. -- I draw border on your head with my sharpie.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 06, 2014 09:19 AM (GSIDW)

57 The modern-day Maynard G. Krebs. The modern day double naught Jethro Bodine.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2014 09:19 AM (qc7at)

58 Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch I clicked you nic expecting a Putin picture and I find naked beauties. Bravo.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 09:19 AM (QupBk)

59 Cry havoc!  And loose the hounds of vacation!

Posted by: LoneStarHeeb at March 06, 2014 09:19 AM (BZAd3)

60 2 What the hell? Didn't he just get back from a vacation? Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 01:11 PM (QupBk) Hard to tell where one ends and a new one begins.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 06, 2014 09:19 AM (bCEmE)

61 Holy gawd can we get something tougher-- like Celine Dion?

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2014 09:19 AM (RJMhd)

62 One of the current things they are spreading around is that he has had the least vacation of any recent president. Also that Bush vacationed twice as often.

Both are abject lies, but they each require a brain and some knowledge... and therefore is not their target audience.

Posted by: Mega, AoS Commenter of the Year at March 06, 2014 09:19 AM (hHFOx)

63 When Putin met Reagan. - I didn't recognize Putin with his shirt on and not riding a bear.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 06, 2014 09:19 AM (6E5vh)

64 If this guy were a Republican, the Media would be constantly pointing out what a rudderless lazy fuck he is.

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 06, 2014 09:19 AM (bb5+k)

65 What hadnÂ’t been known was that ObamaÂ’s daughters were planning to come with them, and that the four were going to extend the trip for a brief family getaway.

Now, the White House tells POLITICO that heÂ’s reconsidering.

Sounds more to me like Barry and Mooch had another spat

That, or he thought Mooch hadn't told him before that she was going to FL with him

Posted by: kbdabear at March 06, 2014 09:19 AM (aTXUx)

66 Holiday roa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-d...... Presnit Grizzy in the Family Trizzy.

Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2014 09:20 AM (GXZgZ)

67 We're all safer when he is on vacation. Rule by the auto pen is preferable to Obama skipping meetings.

Posted by: Jean at March 06, 2014 09:20 AM (4JkHl)

68 - I got dragged into a lib/left discussion on US foreign policy In Real Life -- I threaded the needle of being civil yet still making my point using this observation - Well, Foreign Policy is all about words. The issue is whether or not you take the person's word seriously - does he mean what he says? The growing consensus was that they didn't really believe Obama either. though they really wanted to, they couldn't. At which point I called them a bunch of cockholsters for voting for a blithering incompetent idiot TWICE and then stuck them with my bar tab. Fuckers. _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 06, 2014 09:20 AM (4CVLy)

69 O/T
Sorry 'bout going off so soon, but the home page sidebar has a reference to the loss of Neptunus Lex two years ago today.

Back then, it was a hard choice between coffee with Lex, or the Moron Horde.

Lex wrote about the military in much the same manner that the Head Ewok writes about people and politics.
In other words, he had the gift.

Opening his page that morning was a gut punch that is hard to describe.

Posted by: J F'n Kerry, Shit on Shingle (SoS) at March 06, 2014 09:20 AM (wMsMv)

70

When Putin met Reagan.
May 1988. Putin is the young man with the camera around his neck pretending to be a tourist.

Looks a little like Daniel Craig. Probably already has his two kills.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 06, 2014 01:17 PM (A0sHn)

 

This is the reason I hate the new Bond.  He looks more like unnamed NKVD Agent #3 in "From Russia With Love."

Posted by: rd at March 06, 2014 09:21 AM (D+lxs)

71 In 2014, we are well beyond the days where borders can be redrawn over the heads of democratic leaders. You know when you hit one of those points where you literally do not know where to start?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2014 09:21 AM (659DL)

72 LEAVE LINDSEY ALONE!

Posted by: The Commentor Who Still Finds That You Tube Video Funny at March 06, 2014 09:21 AM (BPb6r)

73 Now Mr. Ed is giving a presser.

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 06, 2014 09:21 AM (bCEmE)

74 Meh. Don't make much difference if he's on vacation in Florida or on vacation in the White House.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at March 06, 2014 09:21 AM (SY2Kh)

75 FL sounds pretty good to me as shitty as this winter has been. Sleet tomorrow in NC.

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 09:21 AM (0FSuD)

76 Didn't everyone in that band hook up with everyone else at some point?

Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2014 09:22 AM (GXZgZ)

77

This is really messing up my golf game.

 

Pretty hard to mess it up, unless he's had miraculous improvement.  If I weren't irredeemably lazy I'd look for the 2008 video of him at a driving range.  All the press, from a safe remove, cackled "he really sucks".

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 06, 2014 09:22 AM (A0sHn)

78 Obama is headed to Coral Reef High School in the southern part of Miami, Fla., on Friday for an event about education and the economy
___
Hey I'm gonna spend a couple hours giving a speech - what do you slave drivers want from me?

Also all this climate change in DC is killing me, I've gotta get somewhere warm.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 06, 2014 09:22 AM (P3U0f)

79 What difference, at this point, does it make?  

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 06, 2014 09:22 AM (GjPnA)

80 Foreign policy is dependent on your seeming willingness to kill lots of people, yours and theirs.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 09:22 AM (QupBk)

81 omg-- Kerry is in Rome telling people we are going to deny people visas--damnit!!

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2014 09:23 AM (RJMhd)

82 "In 2014, we are well beyond the days where borders can be redrawn over the heads of democratic leaders." - Obama. ______________________ In 70 A.D. we are well beyond the days where borders can be redrawn over the heads of democratic leaders.

Posted by: Simon Bar Giora at March 06, 2014 09:23 AM (32Ze2)

83 No visa for you!!! PUTIN!!!! Take that!!

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2014 09:23 AM (RJMhd)

84 Most likely climate change.  It is raining in Florida today.

Posted by: gracepmc at March 06, 2014 09:23 AM (rznx3)

85 57 The modern-day Maynard G. Krebs. The modern day double naught Jethro Bodine. Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2014 01:19 PM (qc7at) Chance Gardner, Mr. Magoo, Inspector Clouseau, or any other clueless wonder who happens to be in the right place at the right time.

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 06, 2014 09:23 AM (bb5+k)

86 55 He (Buckingham) is so ghey. What Nicks saw in him I'll never understand.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 01:18 PM (HVff2)


For starters, Stevie drank a lot

There's also the consideration that they were a duo before they joined Fleetwood Mac. Buckingham was asked to join the group, and his condition was that Stevie would be taken in also


Posted by: kbdabear at March 06, 2014 09:23 AM (aTXUx)

87 re: Bush vacations. The man went to Crawford fucking Texas for vacation. To a home that the Secret Service had set up security such that there was no need for additional time and money to go set up security on Martha's Vineyard, or Hawaii, or wherever. So my answer to that is this: Bush went to Crawford, Texas - how the hell does going to your home in Crawford count as a vacation? -

Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 06, 2014 09:24 AM (4CVLy)

88 Vladimir Putin has put President Barack ObamaÂ’s vacation plans on hold. *** Oh heavens. We'll now surely go to war.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2014 09:24 AM (DmNpO)

89 Vladimir Putin has put President Barack ObamaÂ’s vacation plans on hold.

***

Oh heavens. We'll now surely go to war.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2014 01:24 PM (DmNpO)



All Vlad has to do is buy out all the tee-off times at his favourite course.



World War III in 5...4....3...2...




Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 09:25 AM (GQ8sn)

90

How many vacations does this asshole go on? Lost count

 

Not as many as BOOOOOSSHHHH!!!!

Posted by: Every Nickelf'ng Democrat in the US of A at March 06, 2014 09:25 AM (zF6Iw)

91 Chance Gardner, Mr. Magoo, Inspector Clouseau, or any other clueless wonder who happens to be in the right place at the right time. Gilligan, Barney Fife, Shaggy....

Posted by: rickb223 at March 06, 2014 09:25 AM (qc7at)

92 Vladimir Putin has put President Barack ObamaÂ’s vacation plans on hold.

***

Oh heavens. We'll now surely go to war.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse

 

 

not unless Putin occupies a golf course

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 09:25 AM (zOTsN)

93 National Lampoon Obama Vacation. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 06, 2014 01:14 PM (HFap2) Heh! So I was not the only one who had that thought. Wouldn't it make an awesome movie?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2014 09:26 AM (yDmQD)

94 >>>You know, if someone had told this jagoff in 2007 that the job he thought he wanted required working the occasional weekend and not taking the Big Jet on one endless family vacation, he'd still be Senator Obama from Illinois.>>> Which is why I had thought he actually wanted to lose in 2012. Or might have even considered not running for re-election. I mean - isn't it obvious to everyone that he doesn't actually want the job? Just the perks?

Posted by: gm at March 06, 2014 09:26 AM (/kBoL)

95 Sudan's borders were redrawn in 2011. Mostly cause the people of South Sudan kept killing Northerners until they let them go.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 06, 2014 09:26 AM (ZPrif)

96 There's something else driving Barry to get this all cleaned up quickly.  March Madness!  When are the brackets announced?  The 15th?  Betcha Barry's all over that.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 06, 2014 09:26 AM (P7Wsr)

97 The whole point of being president is the perks you get. Obama is entitled to those perks as payback for the years of oppression he had to endure as a young black man growing up in White Racist America.

Obama's success is an inspiration to all black people everywhere that one day they might lead a flash mob in the looting of an expensive and fashionable retail store..


Posted by: Walsh Pilot at March 06, 2014 09:26 AM (gIIW4)

98 At which point I called them a bunch of cockholsters for voting for a blithering incompetent idiot TWICE and then stuck them with my bar tab. Fuckers. _ Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 06, 2014 01:20 PM (4CVLy) Urban Union members? They know he's a complete and total fuck up, he just happens to support their Union issues.

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 06, 2014 09:26 AM (bb5+k)

99 Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 06, 2014 01:24 PM (4CVLy)

You are not their target audience.

Posted by: Mega, AoS Commenter of the Year at March 06, 2014 09:26 AM (hHFOx)

100

so

 

all we have to do is hope Putin is sated and our enemies aren't paying attention

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 09:27 AM (zOTsN)

101 This is why the inevitable "he'll change the constitution and try for a third term" comments are such nonsense. Barack Hussein Obama wants to goof off and be rich all the time, he doesn't want the headache of the job. Its why I came to the same conclusion about Clinton in the late '90s. It was too much work, and he can get just as much tang and have just as many parties after being president as before, with none of the hassle and responsibility.
Plus, EX president Obama will be given immense respect and presumed experience because of his former job that every word from his mouth will be treated as the word of God. They will ignore and attempt to erase all record of his incompetence and idiocy at the job. He'll have the best of both worlds: constant vacation time hanging out with celebrities and people hanging on his every word.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 06, 2014 09:27 AM (zfY+H)

102 East Timor changed Indonesia's borders in 2002. Mostly, again, due to East Timorese refusal to stop killing Indonesians until they let them go.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 06, 2014 09:28 AM (ZPrif)

103 Remakes are big now. Maybe the Obamas could remake those "Vacation" movies? Biden could play the little boy for some gender balance in the children.

Posted by: Mooch at March 06, 2014 09:28 AM (611Rk)

104 95 I mean - isn't it obvious to everyone that he doesn't actually want the job? Just the perks? Posted by: gm at March 06, 2014 01:26 PM (/kBoL) I'd say he's rather fond of the power.

Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2014 09:28 AM (zoehZ)

105 well you know how stressful nations burning is.
So every time one gets burned i must take a rest from it all.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 09:29 AM (nqBYe)

106

Plus, EX president Obama will be given immense respect and presumed experience because of his former job that every word from his mouth will be treated as the word of God. They will ignore and attempt to erase all record of his incompetence and idiocy at the job. He'll have the best of both worlds: constant vacation time hanging out with celebrities and people hanging on his every word.

 

And best of all?  No matter where he is, the ambulatory pre-op couch calling itself Mooch will always be half a continent away.

Posted by: Every Nickelf'ng Democrat in the US of A at March 06, 2014 09:29 AM (zF6Iw)

107 Retweeted by Raymond Pritchett Stephen Harper ‏@pmharper Canada will not recognize a referendum held in a region currently under illegal military occupation.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 06, 2014 09:29 AM (ZPrif)

108

Obama is headed to Coral Reef High School in the southern part of Miami,
Fla., on Friday for an event about education and the economy

 

O/T Miami Dade Schools had a policy of sweeping crimes by their students under the rug.  Their Miami Dade School police were directed to minimize and hide the crimes and use FERPA to cover it up.

 

But if Miami Dade Schools would have called the (real) cops when they caught Trayvon Martin with stolen jewelry and burglar tools, poor little Trayvon might be alive and selling drugs on the streets of Miami today. 

 

Posted by: rd at March 06, 2014 09:29 AM (D+lxs)

109 #5 - When they mentioned the photo on Fox News this morning and said you'd never believe who it is, I took a quite glance and thought it was Steve Doocy.

Posted by: jaimo at March 06, 2014 09:29 AM (9U1OG)

110 Posted by: kbdabear at March 06, 2014 01:23 PM (aTXUx) Oh I knew they were a couple before Fleetwood days, Mrs. MH has the albums to prove that. I suppose booze & coke makes the world go round. Yeah.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 09:29 AM (HVff2)

111 "Jagoff". Bwahahaha.. Perfect!

Posted by: Tuna at March 06, 2014 09:29 AM (M/TDA)

112 Dammit.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2014 09:30 AM (zF6Iw)

113 You know when you hit one of those points where you literally do not know where to start? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2014 01:21 PM (659DL) Yup, that's one of those things that so far out there that it's not even wrong.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at March 06, 2014 09:30 AM (VtjlW)

114 Obama: You invaded Ukraine, seized Crimea, but now you've gone too far. You made me delay my vacay. NO VISA FOR YOU Putin: LOL

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 06, 2014 09:30 AM (GSIDW)

115 From the "I don't know a fucking thing about critical thinking and I'm pretty shitty at propaganda too" files:

Bloomburg (by three fucking stooges who've wasted more than one afternoon debating what wonderful flavor Obaaama's cum tastes like):

"When Washington residents voted in 1998 to raise the stateÂ’s minimum wage and link it to the cost of living, opponents warned the measure would be a job-killer. The prediction hasnÂ’t been borne out.

In the 15 years that followed, the stateÂ’s minimum wage climbed to $9.32 -- the highest in the country. Meanwhile job growth continued at an average 0.8 percent annual pace, 0.3 percentage point above the national rate. Payrolls at WashingtonÂ’s restaurants and bars, portrayed as particularly vulnerable to higher wage costs, expanded by 21 percent. Poverty has trailed the U.S. level for at least seven years."

Posted by: RoyalOil at March 06, 2014 09:30 AM (VjL9S)

116 Hard work never killed anyone and Obama is gonna make sure he isn't the first.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 06, 2014 09:30 AM (BPb6r)

117 101
so

all we have to do is hope Putin is sated and our enemies aren't paying attention


*****************

Us? No. No, not at all.

Posted by: Kim Jung Un at March 06, 2014 09:30 AM (vgIRn)

118 Obama is headed to Coral Reef High School in the southern part of Miami, Fla., on Friday for an event about education and the economy


The economy? I hope the bastards takes some notes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2014 09:30 AM (8ZskC)

119 One of the first things Obama did as a Senator was take a "fact finding" trip to Kenya so that he could introduce Michelle to his father's family there -- on the taxpayers' dime. He has always been corrupt.

Posted by: Trivial Pursuer at March 06, 2014 09:31 AM (wqqv3)

120 Sometimes, Obama says stupid things, and other times, the words he utters don't even parse as sentences. I think he employs writers for the former case.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2014 09:31 AM (yDmQD)

121 I always thought Kenny Loggins did "Holiday Road".

Posted by: Jon (not the troll) at March 06, 2014 09:31 AM (DPMu1)

122 MSNBC is freaking out over the fact that McConnell had a rifle at CPAC. Beyond the pale! Noah Rothman ‏@NoahCRothman MSNBC has slowed down the footage of McConnell brandishing a flit lock rifle on CPAC's stage like the Zapruder footage.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 06, 2014 09:31 AM (ZPrif)

123 After Obama ends his third term he could make a movie called "12 Years A Vacationer"

Posted by: Mooch at March 06, 2014 09:31 AM (611Rk)

124 The man went to Crawford fucking Texas for vacation. To a home that the Secret Service had set up security such that there was no need for additional time and money to go set up security on Martha's Vineyard, or Hawaii, or wherever. So my answer to that is this: Bush went to Crawford, Texas - how the hell does going to your home in Crawford count as a vacation? - Posted by: BumperStickerist at March 06, 2014 01:24 PM (4CVLy) Good point. Now you need to put these facts on the Rotation for ABC news, MSNBC, CBS News and CNN. What? You can't do that? So how's the public going to find out the truth? It's like you have to be able to SPEAK TO THE PUBLIC in order to refute lies or false comparisons or something.

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 06, 2014 09:31 AM (bb5+k)

125 Coal Reef HS is not your average HS, you have apply. It's a magnet school, whatever the fuck that means. He's not going to the ghetto for an uplifting speech. http://tinyurl.com/q7xno2a

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 06, 2014 09:31 AM (0FSuD)

126 I'd say he's rather fond of the power.

Posted by: rickl at March 06, 2014 01:28 PM (zoehZ)

And he wields it against the defenseless, but runs from the powerful.

Textbook definition of a bully.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 06, 2014 09:31 AM (QFxY5)

127 When the cat's away, mice will launch nukes at each other

Posted by: Bigby's Frozen Fingers at March 06, 2014 09:32 AM (3ZtZW)

128 I mean - isn't it obvious to everyone that he doesn't actually want the job? Just the perks? *** Working at a big corporation I've dealt with more title-holders than I care to remember. They want the TITLE. They want the STATUS. They want the PERKS. They want the CREDIT. They want absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the JOB itself. They are the ones who appear tan and healthy and are never under any stress. They breeze into meetings and offer their sage advice, eager to side with the boss in critiquing the work of their associates, then they are off again to an, ahem, "client meeting" at Pebble Beach or Sawgrass. Despise them.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2014 09:33 AM (DmNpO)

129  I mean - isn't it obvious to everyone that he doesn't actually want the job? Just the perks?

Posted by: gm at March 06, 2014 01:26 PM (/kBoL)

 

 

That has been obvious since 2009.  Remember when he and Bill Clinton had the press conference to explain ObamaCare and Obama ducked out for a holiday party leaving Bill behind the lectern with the presidential seal on it and the White House sign behind him?  There was all the proof you needed about Obama's desire to actually do the job.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sick of the Snowplow Bills for the Outrage Outlet - Bring Me The Head Of Al Gore! at March 06, 2014 09:33 AM (hLRSq)

130 In 2014, we are well beyond the days where borders can be redrawn over the heads of democratic leaders." - Obama


i have no idea what He is saying here.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 09:33 AM (nqBYe)

131

It's a magnet school


Fitting, since he's got a head as thick as iron and lead in his ass.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2014 09:34 AM (zF6Iw)

132 128 When the cat's away, mice will launch nukes at each other Posted by: Bigby's Frozen Fingers at March 06, 2014 01:32 PM (3ZtZW) What we gonna do tonight... Brain... Narph....

Posted by: Pinky at March 06, 2014 09:34 AM (84gbM)

133 >>Posted by: J F'n Kerry, Shit on Shingle (SoS) at March 06, 2014 01:20 PM (wMsMv) Seconded

Posted by: Aviator at March 06, 2014 09:34 AM (8V7tx)

134 I can imagine Michelle Obama after January 21, 2017 going "oh thank Oprah I can get off that diet!" and ballooning up a good 160 pounds in a few months.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 06, 2014 09:34 AM (zfY+H)

135 The SCOAMF is a gutless pussy.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2014 09:34 AM (DrWcr)

136 How does this help Mooch's kids?! Most importantly, will our fabulous First Lady with her incredibly toned arms now be denied her Chinese vacation?!!! Putin and all you H8rs are rayciss! Not to mention that all this stress is weighing on our handsome, young President just as he's getting ready to fill out his NCAA bracket! Oh the humanity!!!

Posted by: Nanny Pelousy at March 06, 2014 09:34 AM (Wz9PZ)

137 MSNBC is freaking out over the fact that McConnell had a rifle at CPAC. Beyond the pale!


Also, a tortilla bearing the image of Samuel Colt was sighted in the lunchroom.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2014 09:34 AM (8ZskC)

138 Holiday SCOOOOOOOOOOOOAMF
Holiday SCOOOOOOOOOOOOAMF

Posted by: Sung to the Tune of...well, you know. at March 06, 2014 09:34 AM (RD7QR)

139 He'll have the best of both worlds: constant vacation time hanging out with celebrities and people hanging on his every word.

Are you saying he will or won't have the third term?

Posted by: Mega, AoS Commenter of the Year at March 06, 2014 09:34 AM (hHFOx)

140 124 that brought me a big chuckle

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 09:35 AM (HVff2)

141 It seems the vast majority of the times that a country border changes it's due to people killing people. Peaceful votes seem rare. All the new former Yugoslavia countries are due to a whole bunch of killing.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 06, 2014 09:35 AM (ZPrif)

142 Aye carumba! Aye dios mío! Pobrecito.

Posted by: YIKES! at March 06, 2014 09:35 AM (mETGQ)

143 Noah Rothman ‏@NoahCRothman
MSNBC has slowed down the footage of McConnell brandishing a flit lock rifle on CPAC's stage like the Zapruder footage

oh man, that rifle might jump right outta his hands and start shooting up the place.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 09:35 AM (nqBYe)

144 So now we have Musket McConnell.

Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2014 09:35 AM (vzMuS)

145 Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 01:35 PM (nqBYe)


Well, to be fair, it is an assault flintlock!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 06, 2014 09:36 AM (o3MSL)

146 "132 In 2014, we are well beyond the days where borders can be redrawn over the heads of democratic leaders." - Obama i have no idea what He is saying here." He's basically speechifying a strongly worded letter penned from the Faculty Lounge. Next thing, he'll be threatening Putin with a trip to the Principal's office.

Posted by: runningrn at March 06, 2014 09:36 AM (Wz9PZ)

147 In 2014, we are well beyond the days where borders can be redrawn over the heads of democratic leaders." - Obama i have no idea what He is saying here. ____________________ He's saying that it's easier to erase national borders by simply ignoring immigration laws and refusing to enforce laws that prohibit illegal aliens from getting on food stamp and welfare rolls, and from voting. You know, what he does.

Posted by: Trivial Pursuer at March 06, 2014 09:36 AM (wqqv3)

148 120 One of the first things Obama did as a Senator was take a "fact finding" trip to Kenya so that he could introduce Michelle to his father's family there -- on the taxpayers' dime. He has always been corrupt. Posted by: Trivial Pursuer at March 06, 2014 01:31 PM (wqqv3) And we still don't know how, exactly, he paid for his fucking college tuition and boarding.

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 06, 2014 09:36 AM (bb5+k)

149 MSNBC has slowed down the footage of McConnell brandishing a flit lock rifle on CPAC's stage like the Zapruder footage oh man, that rifle might jump right outta his hands and start shooting up the place. Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 01:35 PM (nqBYe) Oh I want to see that, I want to see that and witness the vapors and the shrieking and DOES IT HAVE THE SHOULDER THINGY, WHAT IF IT GOES UP?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at March 06, 2014 09:36 AM (VtjlW)

150 Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 01:33 PM (nqBYe) Something like the seas not rising or something

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 09:37 AM (HVff2)

151 I get what they are doing with the visa thing--because it's a Russian kleptocracy but to actually hear-- Kerry speechifying about it in public--overseas--holy hell is that embarrassing.

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2014 09:37 AM (RJMhd)

152

MSNBC has slowed down the footage of McConnell brandishing a flit lock rifle on CPAC's stage like the Zapruder footage

 

Too little, too late, Mitch.  Heston's dead and so's your career, you gutless punk.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2014 09:37 AM (zF6Iw)

153 MSNBC has slowed down the footage of McConnell brandishing a flit lock rifle on CPAC's stage like the Zapruder footage The olde super slow motion to make you look evil trick?

Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2014 09:37 AM (GXZgZ)

154 I wonder what the democratically-elected Serbian government must be thinking right now.

Posted by: Paul at March 06, 2014 09:37 AM (9qDRl)

155

All this clown wanted was to be able to have this huge platform in which to be the world's greatest community agitator. If he got to sign off on a law that bowed to the agitating, great.

He has no negotiation or collaborative skills. None. All he knows how to do is be one of those goons who stands on a statue on a college campus and screams out to people walking by about this or that injustice. He is the parallel to the groups on campus, such as the ones threatening violence, etc. if they don't get the administration to put more foosball tables in the commons and make sure that minorities get all the grants and subsidies.

Why else does he show up constantly at elementary and high schools? College campuses? Every once in a while he'll show up at a manufacturing facility as long as he can use it to agitate for more money for "education", "schools" "learning opportunities" "unemployement benefits" "reeducation", on and on.

He is Barry, the perpetual college stoner, ever the victim fighting for other victims.

Posted by: Jen at March 06, 2014 09:37 AM (3wFh7)

156 Day One: President Obama held hostage.

Posted by: Nightline at March 06, 2014 09:37 AM (9KOgt)

157 Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at March 06, 2014 01:36 PM (VtjlW) Bet it has a bayonet lug... thus... SCARY!

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2014 09:38 AM (84gbM)

158 Posted by: runningrn at March 06, 2014 01:36 PM (Wz9PZ) Principles office? No big deal. Wayne & I use to be on first name basis.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 09:38 AM (HVff2)

159 And we still don't know how, exactly, he paid for his fucking college tuition and boarding.

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 06, 2014 01:36 PM (bb5+k)

And if they haven't been leaked by now by an enterprising non-journalist  investigator, his security cadre has destroyed any shred of their very existence.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 06, 2014 09:39 AM (o3MSL)

160 MSNBC has slowed down the footage of McConnell brandishing a flit lock rifle on CPAC's stage like the Zapruder footage Heh that made me laugh really hard for some reason.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 06, 2014 09:39 AM (oFCZn)

161 Ace, keep up the good work.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 06, 2014 09:39 AM (P1WNR)

162 He's basically speechifying a strongly worded letter penned from the Faculty Lounge. Next thing, he'll be threatening Putin with a trip to the Principal's office.

Posted by: runningrn at March 06, 2014 01:36 PM (Wz9PZ)


alright, sheesh i thought He was speaking of redrawn districts in america.


sigh, guess i am tired. and the  mucous is drowning my brain cells

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 09:39 AM (nqBYe)

163 Day One:

President Obama held hostage.

 

Posted by: Nightline at March 06, 2014 01:37 PM (9KOgt)

 

If only.  I'd be wishing for Ruggles of Red Gap.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2014 09:39 AM (zF6Iw)

164

Bravo.

 

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 01:19 PM (QupBk)

 

 

Thanks.  My hit count unexpectedly went up after you noticed. 

 

 (The link to the Putin/Reagan thing was upthread and it looked like it was going to choke Pixy when I copied it.)

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 06, 2014 09:39 AM (A0sHn)

165 156 I wonder what the democratically-elected Serbian government must be thinking right now. Posted by: Paul at March 06, 2014 01:37 PM (9qDRl) ******** Get over it Hector.

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2014 09:40 AM (RJMhd)

166

In 2014, we are well beyond the days where borders can be redrawn over the heads of democratic leaders." - Obama


I have no idea what He is saying here.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 01:33 PM (nqBYe)

 

He is mad that he did not get a chance to surrender Crimea in negotiations that would bring Peace In Our Time.  That is the way things are supposed to be done. 

Posted by: Zombie Neville Chamberlain at March 06, 2014 09:40 AM (D+lxs)

167 Ace, keep up the good work. ::snerk::

Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2014 09:40 AM (GXZgZ)

168 We'll accept your resignation, you whiny douchebag.

Posted by: The American People at March 06, 2014 09:40 AM (Kkt/i)

169 Oh I want to see that, I want to see that and witness the vapors and the shrieking and DOES IT HAVE THE SHOULDER THINGY, WHAT IF IT GOES UP?

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at March 06, 2014 01:36 PM (VtjlW)


 i know right!

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 09:40 AM (nqBYe)

170 "Well, Doctor, what have we got - a Republic or a Monarchy?" "A Republic, if you're not stupid." "DOH!"

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 06, 2014 09:41 AM (qyfb5)

171 Ten to one he goes to FL even if it all burns down

Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 09:41 AM (aUQgu)

172 145 Noah Rothman ‏@NoahCRothman

MSNBC has slowed down the footage of McConnell brandishing a flit lock rifle on CPAC's stage like the Zapruder footage

***

Yeah, now is the time on CPAC where the Professional GOP lurves them some guns.  Wonder if Christie gave his real views on guns today before he got his standing O?  You know, where you have the right to bear arms the elite must approve of beforehand.

Posted by: B at March 06, 2014 09:41 AM (5OEha)

173 "FROM MY COLD, DEAD EYES!" Wait--that's not right...

Posted by: Bitch McConnell at March 06, 2014 09:41 AM (JQuNB)

174 Why won't Putin allow a black man to take a vacation?

Posted by: Chris Matthews at March 06, 2014 09:42 AM (mETGQ)

175 I can imagine Michelle Obama after January 21, 2017 going "oh thank Oprah I can get off that diet!" and ballooning up a good 160 pounds in a few months.

She's about 5'11".  I think 160 at that height and build is actually pretty good. 

I'm only six inches taller than her and don't have much fat at 220.  I think I'm around 14%.

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 06, 2014 09:42 AM (P7Wsr)

176 Don't you know how busy Ear Leader is ????

"While eating lunch during a visit to New Britain, Conn., with four New England governors, Obama was asked by a reporter if he had any reaction to the allegation that the CIA monitored Intelligence Committee computers.

“I’m going to try to make sure I don’t spill anything on my tie,” he responded."

Them ties ain't cheap!

http://tinyurl.com/ke5wrsu




Posted by: Sort-of-Mad Max at March 06, 2014 09:42 AM (DLu2s)

177 173 Ten to one he goes to FL even if it all burns down Posted by: NCwoof at March 06, 2014 01:41 PM (aUQgu) Just wondering, does Florida have lightning strikes this time of year?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 09:42 AM (HVff2)

178 #102 -- This is why the inevitable "he'll change the constitution and try for a third term" comments are such nonsense. Barack Hussein Obama wants to goof off and be rich all the time, he doesn't want the headache of the job.

Wrong. He needs the presidency so he can continue to goof off at the highest level. He would have to have a fortune that dwarfs Bill Gates's to come anywhere close.

The "work" might bug him if he actually did any, but even dumb-as-a-sack-of-sand Choom Boy realizes that all he has to do is claim to be working once in a while and he can have all the power he wants, without putting out any discernible effort.

He hasn't finished Taking it to the Man yet. And Mooooo-chelle wants to be First Lady. All the time.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 06, 2014 09:42 AM (ff7/5)

179 At some point we all have to reconcile the fact that totally unimpressive immature dicks and dolts who can't do anything else, are drawn to the political life.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 06, 2014 09:42 AM (A98Xu)

180

Florida vacation plans on hold?  This man, this great leader - he sacrifices so much for our benefit.  We don't deserve him.

 

Truly.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 06, 2014 09:43 AM (BAS5M)

181 This all is sharply accelerating Ukraine's joining the EU. Only question is how much Ukraine will be left to join. KyivPost ‏@KyivPost Van Rompuy: #EU to sign political part of Association #Agreement with #Ukraine by May 25

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 06, 2014 09:43 AM (ZPrif)

182 I've been thinking -- always a dangerous thing -- and I think we need to amend the Constitution to create a Head of State. You know how the Queen is the Head of State in the British parliamentary system? It actually makes sense, since the Head of State can open malls and go to funerals and the like and leave the person actually running the country to go about his business. So how about if we appoint Barky to be Queen of the United States and then elect somebody who can actually run the Executive Branch?

Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2014 09:43 AM (RD7QR)

183 I always thought that was Kenny Loggins

Posted by: forest at March 06, 2014 09:43 AM (stMuz)

184 If only. I'd be wishing for Ruggles of Red Gap. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2014 01:39 PM (zF6Iw) The Beautiful Blonde From Bashful Bend.

Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at March 06, 2014 09:43 AM (VtjlW)

185

I can imagine Michelle Obama after January 21, 2017 going "oh thank
Oprah I can get off that diet!" and ballooning up a good 160 pounds in a
few months.

 

Perhaps he meant an addition 160 pounds.  Her ass alone probably weighs a good 80.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2014 09:43 AM (DrWcr)

186 Obama needs to turn this into a Putin-esque vacation and wrestle a gator while he's in Florida. Or maybe he could play a round of golf Tin Cup style with just an entrenching tool, hammer and slingshot. If he did that while wearing cutoffs and one of those beer can helmets I bet his approval ratings would go up 20 points easy.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 06, 2014 09:43 AM (+lsX1)

187 Affirmative Action has consequences. (Sorry so late. Flooding, here.)

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 09:44 AM (woasn)

188 Is queen mooch going to be forced to eat one of her own lunches at that school?

Posted by: GMB A trolls troll sitting on a Fencepost. at March 06, 2014 09:44 AM (nkPV9)

189 Just wondering, does Florida have lightning strikes this time of year? I like where you're going with this but if that was the plan it would have happened about nine years ago.

Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2014 09:44 AM (GXZgZ)

190 Oh I want to see that, I want to see that and witness the vapors and the shrieking and DOES IT HAVE THE SHOULDER THINGY, WHAT IF IT GOES UP? Posted by: alexthechick - SMOD. Mmmm. Blondies with whipped cream. at March 06, 2014 01:36 PM (VtjlW) Badonkadonk (VtjlW) Not only does it have the shoulder thing that goes up, it has 30-magazine clips and is a ghost gun. Casper the unfriendly ghost gun. It's the 1% gun that's the choice of street criminals. Blblblblblblblbl...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 06, 2014 09:44 AM (qyfb5)

191 Retweeted by Bret Baier BuzzFeed Politics ‏@BuzzFeedPol Harry Reid: My Wife Came Up With The "Addicted To Koch" Line http://bzfd.it/1ie0fPy

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 06, 2014 09:44 AM (ZPrif)

192 Posted by: B at March 06, 2014 01:41 PM (5OEha)

All the progs, Christie, and the GOP-e believe in a positive Constitution where the government can make it possible for them to "faithfully administer" your rights.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 06, 2014 09:45 AM (o3MSL)

193 McConnell probably thought that flintlock was some kind of primitive caviar spoon.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at March 06, 2014 09:45 AM (+lsX1)

194 Never mind how many vacations Bush took and if it was more than Barky has had, when is the last time you had a vacation? Not in the last three years in my case.

Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2014 09:45 AM (vzMuS)

195 194 Retweeted by Bret Baier BuzzFeed Politics ‏@BuzzFeedPol Harry Reid: My Wife Came Up With The "Addicted To Koch" Line http://bzfd.it/1ie0fPy Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 06, 2014 01:44 PM (ZPrif) ************ Ha! Is that real?

Posted by: tasker at March 06, 2014 09:46 AM (RJMhd)

196 Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2014 01:44 PM (GXZgZ) They say God is just and slow to anger. I was just wondering as there is snow here.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 09:46 AM (HVff2)

197 >>197 Never mind how many vacations Bush took and if it was more than Barky has had, when is the last time you had a vacation? Not in the last three years in my case. Posted by: Retread<<


Try ten.

Posted by: Sphynx at March 06, 2014 09:47 AM (OZmbA)

198 So did MMFA run out of Soros cash to pay the trolls so now they've just resorted to DoS attacks on mu.nu and Disqus? Because that's what I'm gonna run with.

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 06, 2014 09:47 AM (gBnkX)

199 Re CPAC, CSpan-3 is airing the conference. Wayne LaPierre is up at 2:30 followed by Donald Trump.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2014 09:47 AM (DmNpO)

200 At some point we all have to reconcile the fact that totally unimpressive immature dicks and dolts who can't do anything else, are drawn to the political life.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 06, 2014 01:42 PM (A98Xu)


A significant ego, totally unmerited by any actual accomplishments, also seems to be a requirement.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 06, 2014 09:47 AM (o3MSL)

201 THIS....MEANS...WAR!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at March 06, 2014 09:48 AM (nsQhi)

202 Yep Hairy Reed wanted to give his wife credit for such a clever line.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 06, 2014 09:48 AM (ZPrif)

203 I have an extended vacay right now thanks to Fuck You Economics.

Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2014 09:48 AM (GXZgZ)

204 We are calling in reinforcements from our Crocodile brothers, but even combined with our combined membership I don't think we would be able to devour all of the Fat-ass Lady of the U.S. 

Posted by: International Brotherhood of Alligators at March 06, 2014 09:48 AM (tv7DV)

205

We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately!

Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!

Posted by: President Barack J Le Petomaine at March 06, 2014 09:48 AM (D+lxs)

206 150 120 One of the first things Obama did as a Senator was take a "fact finding" trip to Kenya so that he could introduce Michelle to his father's family there -- on the taxpayers' dime. He has always been corrupt. Posted by: Trivial Pursuer He also spent a lot of time in Kenya trying to overthrow their government IIRC.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 06, 2014 09:49 AM (WnOyO)

207 Wayne LaPierre is up at 2:30 followed by Donald Trump. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2014 01:47 PM

How can you stand the excitement?

Drudge's headline claims Fat and Furious Christie got a standing O for his speech. These people are even more screwed up and delusional than I thought.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 06, 2014 09:49 AM (ff7/5)

208 206 I have an extended vacay right now thanks to Fuck You Economics. You broke the chains of job-lock!

Posted by: Nazi Pelosi at March 06, 2014 09:49 AM (JQuNB)

209 Here's something I've been thinking of lately. The Obamas got into financial difficulty and only got out shortly before he became President with the sales of his "autobiographies". They like the finer things in life. They've grown accustomed to traveling anywhere they want on a fricking private jumbo jet and staying at exclusive, expensive resorts. The Mooch has grown accustomed to a large staff, tons of designer clothes and beauty treatments, their kids go to expensive private school and will be going to elite colleges somewhere. They are going to lose all the perks of the WH in a few more years, and their expenses will have to be borne by themselves. I realize that they both will command large sums of money to bloviate around the world, write books, etc., but they may actually be in a position where they need to actually lift a finger and work to sustain their lifestyle. Those personal chefs, personal trainers, administrative assistants, chauffeurs, household servants, etc. don't come cheap. I think Mooch is going to have a hard time downsizing from Airforce 1 to a Gulfstream 2.

Posted by: runningrn at March 06, 2014 09:50 AM (Wz9PZ)

210 MSNBC has slowed down the footage of McConnell brandishing a flit lock rifle on CPAC's stage like the Zapruder footage

I shot a flintlock a couple of times.  It's very difficult because the pan flashes, and you have to hold still until it fires.  Sometimes it could be a second later.

When I lived in the Philippines, some of the guerrilla fighters (Marxists) were using flintlocks!

Posted by: bonhomme[/i][/b][/i][/b][/s][/s] at March 06, 2014 09:50 AM (P7Wsr)

211 He probably figured out it might rain.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Redneck Queen at March 06, 2014 09:51 AM (baL2B)

212 Moose out front should have told Obama that Putin closed the park.

Posted by: Lynn Meeurers at March 06, 2014 09:51 AM (Kz9dH)

213

MSNBC has slowed down the footage of McConnell brandishing a flit lock rifle on CPAC's stage like the Zapruder footage

 

If CPAC is in DC, will he be arrested for brandihing an assault rifle? 

Posted by: President Barack J Le Petomaine at March 06, 2014 09:51 AM (D+lxs)

214 He also spent a lot of time in Kenya trying to overthrow their government IIRC. Posted by: Daybrother at March 06, 2014 01:49 PM

That was when he was palling around with Cousin Odinga, his murdering terrorist relative (as opposed to the living-in-a-cardboard-box relative, his drunken liquor-store-employee and his sucking-the-public-teat-in-Boston relative), right?

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 06, 2014 09:52 AM (ff7/5)

215 196 McConnell probably thought that flintlock was some kind of primitive caviar spoon. Well, crap! He put the wrong end in his mouth...

Posted by: runningrn at March 06, 2014 09:52 AM (Wz9PZ)

216

MSNBC has slowed down the footage of McConnell brandishing a flit lock rifle on CPAC's stage like the Zapruder footage

 

We're not outraged.  The 2nd Amendment was written to protect flintlocks. Only.

Posted by: MSNBC at March 06, 2014 09:53 AM (A0sHn)

217 Runningrn, Barky will follow Clinton's lead and sell influence. Seems to have made Bill and Hillary quite wealthy.

Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2014 09:53 AM (vzMuS)

218 205 Yep Hairy Reed wanted to give his wife credit for such a clever line. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 06, 2014 01:48 PM (ZPrif) The mind boggles....

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at March 06, 2014 09:53 AM (bCEmE)

219 Me and Barry will just have to have our own little Key West themed party while Moochele is in Florida

Posted by: Reggie Love at March 06, 2014 09:54 AM (Q6pxP)

220 This asswipe has taken more vacations as president than I have in my entire life -- and I'm including summer vacations during school.

Posted by: RoadRunner at March 06, 2014 09:54 AM (Q/NNL)

221 CPAC is in DC, will he be arrested for brandihing an assault rifle? Posted by: President Barack J Le Petomaine at March 06, 2014 01:51 PM (D+lxs He has to hang with that Gregory fellow. Everything will be cool then.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 09:55 AM (HVff2)

222 That's what Teh JEF should have done.... close down Crimea like he did the WWII Monument

Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 06, 2014 09:55 AM (32Ze2)

223 Day One:

President Obama held hostage.

Posted by: Nightline at March 06, 2014 01:37 PM (9KOgt)

They're starting to EAT each other in the Oval Office!

Posted by: Shep Smiff at March 06, 2014 09:55 AM (KQp38)

224 That was when he was palling around with Cousin Odinga, his murdering terrorist relative (as opposed to the living-in-a-cardboard-box relative, his drunken liquor-store-employee and his sucking-the-public-teat-in-Boston relative), right? Posted by: MrScribbler LOL

Posted by: Daybrother at March 06, 2014 09:56 AM (FbOMK)

225 #212 but they may actually be in a position where they need to actually lift a finger and work to sustain their lifestyle. I just can't see it. The Prog power elite will take care of them for life. Teh Won and Moochelle Antoinette haven't worked an honest days work between them in their entire lives. I just can't see them starting to in 2016.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2014 09:56 AM (7ObY1)

226 Great, now I see where this is going...

We definitely need three years of Obama, The Martyr.

Posted by: Fritz at March 06, 2014 09:56 AM (PnMCP)

227 Runningrn, Barky will follow Clinton's lead and sell influence. Seems to have made Bill and Hillary quite wealthy.

Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2014 01:53 PM (vzMuS)


The cronies that Obumbles has enriched will be only to glad to return the favor.  Barky and Mooch will never know post-presidential real life in America, just like Barky never knew real life  in America since his birth certificate was first fabricated.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 06, 2014 09:56 AM (o3MSL)

228 WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. productivity grew at an even slower annual rate than previously thought in the final three months of last year.

Productivity grew at an annual rate of 1.8 percent in the October-December quarter, a slowdown from 3.5 percent productivity growth in the third quarter, the Labor Department reported Thursday.





Take a vacation you commie bastard. Everything is just peachy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2014 09:57 AM (1Jaio)

229 173 Ten to one he goes to FL even if it all burns down This is what I see happening too. All they need to do is photoshop him in the Situation Room pic. He'll be wearing golf clothes even though it's 20 degrees and snowing in DC. Our compliant, ball swallowing media won't raise an eyebrow.

Posted by: runningrn at March 06, 2014 09:57 AM (Wz9PZ)

230 I'm sure Mooch & Bammy & Valjar have accumulated enough NSA material to extort & blackmail wealth out of others for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Vladimir Putin at March 06, 2014 09:58 AM (GSIDW)

231 Duh!1 is still a dunce.
And a braying jackass.
Can't say it enough....

Posted by: backhoe at March 06, 2014 09:58 AM (ULH4o)

232

>>>when is the last time you had a vacation?

 

2 weeks last Christmas. I'm taking about 20 days in mid-April.

Posted by: Bigby's Frozen Fingers at March 06, 2014 09:58 AM (3ZtZW)

233 233 oops, socky sock

Posted by: votermom at March 06, 2014 09:58 AM (GSIDW)

234 230 Runningrn, Barky will follow Clinton's lead and sell influence. Seems to have made Bill and Hillary quite wealthy. Posted by: Retread at March 06, 2014 01:53 PM (vzMuS) The cronies that Obumbles has enriched will be only to glad to return the favor. Barky and Mooch will never know post-presidential real life in America, just like Barky never knew real life in America since his birth certificate was first fabricated. As greedy as the Clintons are, I don't think they spend money on the same scale as the Obamas. Hillary wasn't into fashion and such like the Mooch is.

Posted by: runningrn at March 06, 2014 09:59 AM (Wz9PZ)

235 Speaking to an audience that stands to his right, Christie concluded on a cautionary note, tacitly suggesting that the GOP has hurt itself by nominating candidates that are too conservative. OMGWTFBBQ.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at March 06, 2014 09:59 AM (CnA98)

236 they will sit on corporate boards, get speaking fees, write books. they will start "charitable initiatives" and blow the money they raise on themselves and their friends (see the Clintons for the how-to on that). They will gadfly around the world, be feted and pampered Their girls will get in to the best schools, regardless of academic achievement (how much school have they missed?) I doubt they will pay any tuition. If they wont pay it their political allies will. Sort of like getting a deal on real estate in Chicago they will sell influence, get tips to do insider trading, accept "gifts" the grifters-in-chief are set for life we will never be rid of them

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 10:01 AM (zOTsN)

237 238 Speaking to an audience that stands to his right, Christie concluded on a cautionary note, tacitly suggesting that the GOP has hurt itself by nominating candidates that are too conservative.

OMGWTFBBQ.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 06, 2014 01:59 PM (CnA9


Sigh. Note to Da Big Guy: The media will never love you. They might help you if it's convenient for them but they will never, ever love you.

Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2014 10:01 AM (RD7QR)

238 Speaking to an audience that stands to his right, Christie concluded on a cautionary note, tacitly suggesting that the GOP has hurt itself by nominating candidates that are too conservative.

OMGWTFBBQ.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron at March 06, 2014 01:59 PM (CnA9


so i wonder what Fiscal cons have to say about that.


Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 10:01 AM (nqBYe)

239 If CPAC is in DC, will he be arrested for brandihing an assault rifle? Posted by: President Barack J Le Petomaine at March 06, 2014 01:51 PM (D+lxs) It's in MD. Right on the border.

Posted by: RWC at March 06, 2014 10:01 AM (fWAjv)

240 Runningrn, Barky will follow Clinton's lead and sell influence. Seems to have made Bill and Hillary quite wealthy.

Posted by: Retread

Clinton's lead would also mean Michelle running for the Senate in IL and a try for the White House in 2020 or 2024.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 06, 2014 10:01 AM (Y/M/K)

241

When did our President's vacation plans    become newsworthy?  Seriously?   And beyond then, when did our President's vacation plans become THE story, as opposed to, say,  the    foreign   policy/relations crisis that's threatening that vacation?

 

I hate the fucking media.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at March 06, 2014 10:01 AM (4df7R)

242 As greedy as the Clintons are, I don't think they spend money on the same scale as the Obamas. Hillary wasn't into fashion and such like the Mooch is. Posted by: runningrn at March 06, 2014 01:59 PM (Wz9PZ) Oh, I bet they do, however, they know the definition of discretion.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 10:01 AM (HVff2)

243 that being said, I actually could see them leaving the country all together and living the lush life in Switzerland

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 10:02 AM (zOTsN)

244 This asswipe has taken more vacations as president than I have in my entire life -- and I'm including summer vacations during school.
Posted by: RoadRunner at March 06, 2014 01:54 PM

Just ONE of his little weekend getaways has cost more than the sum total of every vacation trip and paid-for fancy-schmancy business excursion I've taken in my entire life.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 06, 2014 10:02 AM (ff7/5)

245 Clinton's lead would also mean Michelle running for the Senate in IL and a try for the White House in 2020 or 2024.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2014 02:01 PM (Y/M/K)


Yup. Because first Black Female President. Historic!

Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2014 10:03 AM (RD7QR)

246 tacitly suggesting Maybe that was a typo and it was supposed to say tactically -- as in it was a good tactic on his part to suggest that McCain and Romney were 'too' conservative.

Posted by: SE Pa Moron [/i] at March 06, 2014 10:03 AM (CnA98)

247 20 The modern-day Maynard G. Krebs.

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 06, 2014 01:14 PM (vqAQ9)



Careful .. you might show your age

Posted by: Dobie Gillis at March 06, 2014 10:03 AM (e8kgV)

248 As greedy as the Clintons are, I don't think they spend money on the same scale as the Obamas. Hillary wasn't into fashion and such like the Mooch is.

Posted by: runningrn at March 06, 2014 01:59 PM (Wz9PZ)


True, Mooch and Barky have chalked up another first for the presidency--most profligate with public monies.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 06, 2014 10:03 AM (o3MSL)

249 I wonder of the Presentdent has one of those cute tee shirts. You know, the ever so edgy "Somewhere, a village is missing its idiot" shirt.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 06, 2014 10:04 AM (EdhFm)

250 This asswipe has taken more vacations as president
than I have in my entire life -- and I'm including summer vacations
during school.


Posted by: RoadRunner at March 06, 2014 01:54 PM

Just ONE of his little weekend getaways has cost more than the sum total of every vacation trip and paid-for fancy-schmancy business excursion I've taken in my entire life.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 06, 2014 02:02 PM (ff7/5)

he's a 1 percent-er.


straight up.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 10:04 AM (nqBYe)

251 Posted by: MrScribbler at March 06, 2014 02:02 PM (ff7/5 I know. Now, if we only would have applied ourselves. Well, me for sure.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 10:04 AM (HVff2)

252 Uh. There's a vote on the floor of the House right now to condemn Darrell Issa. CSpan-1

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2014 10:04 AM (DmNpO)

253 Sigh. Note to Da Big Guy: The media will never love you. They might help you if it's convenient for them but they will never, ever love you. Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2014 02:01 PM (RD7QR) Badonkadonk (RD7QR) Christie has a severe learning disorder if he thinks the MFM will change its pattern for him. I admit I suffer from a little bit of naievete on this matter, but I'm still offended by rich and powerful people who are obviously dumber than ******* rocks. The usual resolution there is that they are, in fact, not stupid - they're just not playing the game you think they're playing.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 06, 2014 10:04 AM (qyfb5)

254 OT


http://tinyurl.com/ozza787



How racist of her. 


I need to show this to my wife and tell her how awful she is for co-opting this poor woman's culture for her own benefit.


Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 10:04 AM (GQ8sn)

255 of course, we are all assuming some insane "state of emergency" does not occur, and they actually leave the White House

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 10:05 AM (zOTsN)

256 LOL SCOAMF said Putin is violating law. I bet Vlad is laughing ass off thinking about Obamacare's multiple moved lines and lawlessness.

Posted by: Schwalbe: The Me-262© at March 06, 2014 10:05 AM (9Bdcz)

257

so i wonder what Fiscal cons have to say about that.

 

Most of the horde FiCons, I think, are libertarianish but don't always use that word because it draws fire and sidetracks.  Christie is disqualified to us because of guns. 

 

Otoh, I think he's fantastic right where he is.  As governor of a pink state (they f-ed up the analogy when they chose red/blue) getting in the teachers unions faces and taking no guff. 

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 06, 2014 10:05 AM (A0sHn)

258 Just ONE of his little weekend getaways has cost more than the sum total of every vacation trip and paid-for fancy-schmancy business excursion I've taken in my entire life.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 06, 2014 02:02 PM (ff7/5)


Just the bill for AF One on one trip to Hawaii cost more than I have made in my entire working career, plus the meager investment income I eked out from a rigged stock market.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 06, 2014 10:06 AM (o3MSL)

259 Friendsh, we have nothing to fear from a Christie presidency.

Posted by: Bitch McConnell at March 06, 2014 10:06 AM (JQuNB)

260

Where were you when I needed you?


Well, you could not be found


What can I do? Oh, I believed in you


You're running me around

 

Vay-cay's in jeopardy, baby oo-oo-ooo

Posted by: Bigby's Frozen Fingers at March 06, 2014 10:06 AM (3ZtZW)

261 A significant ego, totally unmerited by any actual accomplishments, also seems to be a requirement. Posted by: Hrothgar at March 06, 2014 01:47 PM (o3MSL) Nailed it.

Posted by: Seems legit at March 06, 2014 10:06 AM (A98Xu)

262 Issa is from CA that's the South, right?

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 10:06 AM (zOTsN)

263 so i wonder what Fiscal cons have to say about that.
Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 02:01 PM

I dunno (do any actually attend the CPAC circle-jerk?) but I'll bet Poppin' Fresh was weeping tears of joy and is, at this very moment, preparing a Monumental Blog Post in which he confesses his man-love* for that fat Joisey turd.

* after being jilted by Rockin' Rick Santorum, of course.

Posted by: MrScribbler at March 06, 2014 10:06 AM (ff7/5)

264 The usual resolution there is that they are, in fact, not stupid - they're just not playing the game you think they're playing. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 06, 2014 02:04 PM (qyfb5 Hank. Johnson. Guam.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 10:06 AM (HVff2)

265 Ah the racist maggots of the Congressional Black Caucus are demanding Issa be stripped of his committee chair for being mean to racist maggot Elijah Cummings cause black.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 06, 2014 10:06 AM (ZPrif)

266 257 OT

http://tinyurl.com/ozza787

How racist of her.

I need to show this to my wife and tell her how awful she is for co-opting this poor woman's culture for her own benefit.

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 02:04 PM (GQ8sn)

Someone needs to check her privilege.

Posted by: flounder at March 06, 2014 10:06 AM (Kkt/i)

267 257 OT


http://tinyurl.com/ozza787



How racist of her.


I need to show this to my wife and tell her how awful she is for co-opting this poor woman's culture for her own benefit.


Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 02:04 PM (GQ8sn)


Plus if you do it enough it pooches your belly out. I've gathered considerable data to prove this theory.

Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2014 10:07 AM (RD7QR)

268 Uh. There's a vote on the floor of the House right now to condemn Darrell Issa. - He tried to stop Elijah from getting his hate on.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 06, 2014 10:07 AM (MC23X)

269 257 OT


http://tinyurl.com/ozza787



How racist of her.


I need to show this to my wife and tell her how awful she is for co-opting this poor woman's culture for her own benefit.


Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 02:04 PM (GQ8sn)

 

I believe this matter requires further study. Off to YouTube...

Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2014 10:08 AM (DrWcr)

270 Abortion Barbie to the rescue! BattleSwarm ‏@BattleSwarmBlog "Wendy Davis somehow managed to get fewer votes than any Democratic gubernatorial nominee since 1998."

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 06, 2014 10:08 AM (ZPrif)

271 Uh. There's a vote on the floor of the House right now to condemn Darrell Issa. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 06, 2014 02:04 PM (DmNpO) Badonkadonk (DmNpO) We don't have a government, we have a mafia.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 06, 2014 10:08 AM (qyfb5)

272 All you morons bitchin' like Barry actually has any impact on what happens in the White House.

Posted by: Valerie Jarrett at March 06, 2014 10:08 AM (Q6pxP)

273 There's a vote on the floor of the House right now to condemn Darrell Issa. Nice Job, Boehner. Way to work the system.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 10:08 AM (dvkF2)

274 Most of the horde FiCons, I think, are libertarianish but don't always use that word because it draws fire and sidetracks. Christie is disqualified to us because of guns.

Otoh, I think he's fantastic right where he is. As governor of a pink state (they f-ed up the analogy when they chose red/blue) getting in the teachers unions faces and taking no guff. Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 06, 2014 02:05 PM

i was being typical of myself , in pointing out what a damn small Tent the GOP seems to have.
social cons out!
fiscal cons out!
libertarians out!

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 10:09 AM (nqBYe)

275 Google the term “belly dance” and the first images the search engine offers are of white women in flowing, diaphanous skirts, playing at brownness. How did this become acceptable? ------ Ummm, yeah. It doesn't come up with a bunch of whiteys there toots.

Posted by: RWC at March 06, 2014 10:09 AM (fWAjv)

276 Plus if you do it enough it pooches your belly out. I've gathered considerable data to prove this theory.


I don't think that's true.  Have you seen the videos that Anna Puma links?


The women that I know that have been dancing a long time are still pretty fit and limber.  And they're in their 50's.

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 10:09 AM (GQ8sn)

277 That trip the Obama's took to Spain cost 10 times what I will make in my lifetime, and I don't work cheap.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 10:09 AM (QupBk)

278 of course, we are all assuming some insane "state of emergency" does not occur, and they actually leave the White House

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 02:05 PM (zOTsN)

 

Why    do    you assume they WOULDN'T leave the white house    if a "state of emergency" occurred?  

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at March 06, 2014 10:09 AM (4df7R)

279 As greedy as the Clintons are, I don't think they spend money on the same scale as the Obamas. Hillary wasn't into fashion and such like the Mooch is. Posted by: runningrn Ben Bernake just made a short speech in Dubai or somewhere where he said he was just "too confident" in his handling of the economy. Got paid $250,000 for that wisdom. Barry will be able to read the teleprompter all over the World, get high without Mooch on his back, say any sort of gibberish and get paid $500,000 at a minimum. He'll speak 10-30 times a year and hide the money in a "Foundation for Justice" or some such. They will be rolling in dough.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 06, 2014 10:10 AM (Qbfba)

280 Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 02:08 PM (dvkF2 Yeah, isn't the majority a grand thing to possess? After all we only have the House. Fucking useless tits on a boar.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 10:10 AM (HVff2)

281

>>>I bet Vlad is laughing ass off thinking about Obamacare's multiple moved lines and lawlessness.

 

Vlad isn't thinking about that. He's thinking about how, once we achieve our goals of having a neutered, Euro-style military, the Russians will be serving the Protector role - for us, the EU, and whoever else he can put under the Russkie "nuclear umbrella".

 

Russia as Defender of Western Civ. Think about it. Who's the enemy? Does that role fit in culturally? IDFK

Posted by: Bigby's Frozen Fingers at March 06, 2014 10:10 AM (3ZtZW)

282 We don't have a government, we have a mafia.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 06, 2014 02:08 PM (qyfb5)


You rang?

Posted by: RICO at March 06, 2014 10:10 AM (Kkt/i)

283 In the Democratic Primary in Texas in 2014, Wendy Davis somehow managed to get fewer votes than any Democratic gubernatorial nominee since 1998. She got fewer votes than the DemocratsÂ’ nominee in 2002, 2006, and 2010. Wendy Davis is the only Democratic nominee to lose any Rio Grande Valley counties in twenty years. She received fewer votes there than any Democrat in twenty years despite a 33.47% population growth in that area. Along the Texas-Mexico border, Davis was beaten pretty consistently by a primary opponent who spent no money. She lost counties Barack Obama had won. For all the alleged growth of the Democratic Party in Texas and the inspiration that is the pink shoe clad kid killing proponent, Davis could not get the Democrats to turn out for her primary. It was objectively a disaster. Top Democrats know it. Their plans to turn Texas blue by hiring a bunch of anti-ROTC yankee twenty-somethings is blowing up in their faces with allegations of intimidating Hispanic voters, ridiculing a man in a wheelchair, and more. Eric Erickson at RedState

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 10:10 AM (zOTsN)

284 You can vote on all the resolutions you want in the House but it's not going anywhere. This is just Boehner letting the CBC blow off steam.

Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2014 10:10 AM (RD7QR)

285 i was being typical of myself , in pointing out what a damn small Tent the GOP seems to have. social cons out! fiscal cons out! libertarians out! Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 02:09 PM (nqBYe) Badonkadonk (nqBYe) Last one out, turn off the lights!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 06, 2014 10:10 AM (qyfb5)

286 merovign!

hi, hope you are doing ok.

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 10:10 AM (nqBYe)

287 268 Ah the racist maggots of the Congressional Black Caucus are demanding Issa be stripped of his committee chair for being mean to racist maggot Elijah Cummings cause black.

***

Yes, because a black person must never hear the word "No" under any circumstances.  (see Obama)

GMAFB.

Posted by: B at March 06, 2014 10:11 AM (5OEha)

288 We don't have a government, we have a mafia. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 06, 2014 02:08 PM (qyfb5) Pffft. Pretty sure the Mafia was/is efficient.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 10:11 AM (da5Wo)

289 Merovign, you can afford lights?

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 10:11 AM (nqBYe)

290 >>>There's a vote on the floor of the House right now to condemn Darrell Issa.<<<

That's what he gets for not slapping the shit out of Cummings the second he pitched his pissy little tantrum.

Posted by: Fritz at March 06, 2014 10:11 AM (PnMCP)

291 OT


http://tinyurl.com/ozza787



How racist of her.


I need to show this to my wife and tell her how awful she is for co-opting this poor woman's culture for her own benefit.


Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 02:04 PM (GQ8sn)

 

 

If I mention that she is writing in the Latin-based alphabet, and the Latin-based alphabet was    created by   whit(ish)   people   (of     Mediterranean hue),   am I allowed to   call her on her     appropriation      bullshit?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at March 06, 2014 10:11 AM (4df7R)

292 Pffft. Pretty sure the Mafia was/is efficient.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 02:11 PM (da5Wo)



+1



Mafia does not tolerate failure.



Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 10:12 AM (GQ8sn)

293 At least they'll still have Moochelle's income from her Daughter of Chewbacca role in the upcoming Star Wars flicks. That should keep TFG in blunts and Pro V 1s for a bit.

Posted by: ScoggDog at March 06, 2014 10:12 AM (XaJ3Z)

294 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 02:10 PM (HVff2)

A House majority with Orange Boner as Speaker is almost worse than having Pelousi back in charge

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 06, 2014 10:12 AM (o3MSL)

295 Uh. There's a vote on the floor of the House right now to condemn Darrell Issa. If it gets more than a few token votes from the CBC, they should vote to condemn Cummings on a party line, just for being an ass.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 10:12 AM (QupBk)

296 of course, we are all assuming some insane "state of emergency" does not occur, and they actually leave the White House Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 02:05 PM (zOTsN) Why do you assume they WOULDN'T leave the white house if a "state of emergency" occurred? Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit see Bloomberg and the removal of term limits

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 10:12 AM (zOTsN)

297 leave the dancers alone.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 10:12 AM (HVff2)

298 http://tinyurl.com/ozza787 How racist of her. Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 02:04 PM (GQ8sn) Badonkadonk (GQ8sn) Anyone who tells you that's not racism is a sociopath. Pretty much telling people to get to the back of the bus because of the color of their skin, right there.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 06, 2014 10:12 AM (qyfb5)

299 I need to show this to my wife and tell her how awful she is for co-opting this poor woman's culture for her own benefit. - Does this mean it's racist to drink on St. Patrick's Day?

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 06, 2014 10:13 AM (MC23X)

300 279 Plus if you do it enough it pooches your belly out. I've gathered considerable data to prove this theory.


I don't think that's true. Have you seen the videos that Anna Puma links?


The women that I know that have been dancing a long time are still pretty fit and limber. And they're in their 50's.

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 02:09 PM (GQ8sn)


I said that badly. Yes, they're quite fit -- oh yes, quite fit indeed -- but it makes their belly stick out from their otherwise quite wonderful -- oh yes, quite wonderful -- body.

Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2014 10:13 AM (RD7QR)

301 This is just Boehner letting the CBC blow off steam. No, it's letting the CBC Game the System. The CBC exists because we tolerate their use of Identity Politics to foment hatred and racism. Fuck them. And fuck anyone who helps them maintain the staus quo of racial grievance politics.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 10:13 AM (dvkF2)

302 258 of course, we are all assuming some insane "state of emergency" does not occur, and they actually leave the White House
***

If they try that shit, they'll find out what a real state of emergency looks like.

Posted by: B at March 06, 2014 10:13 AM (5OEha)

303 If yesterday's Lerner hearing and the aftermath are any indication, the GOPe is getting even better at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. It's what the GOPe does best. It's ALL they do. Lerner/Cummings/Progressive Overlords: 2 GOPe: 0 Fucking. Useless. GOPe.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2014 10:13 AM (7ObY1)

304 Personally, I condemn Issa already for not jailing any of these weasels

Posted by: Bigby's Frozen Fingers at March 06, 2014 10:13 AM (3ZtZW)

305 A House majority with Orange Boner as Speaker is almost worse than having Pelousi back in charge Posted by: Hrothgar at March 06, 2014 02:12 PM (o3MSL) I use to be in favor of gridlock. I didn't know it would be systematically destroyed by executive orders

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 10:14 AM (HVff2)

306 The nominal FiCons understand that the "Fi" stands for "Fiscal" right? It's not just a name where they get to identify as "Not Social Conservative".

Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 06, 2014 10:14 AM (gBnkX)

307 If I mention that she is writing in the Latin-based alphabet, and the Latin-based alphabet was created by whit(ish) people (of Mediterranean hue), am I allowed to call her on her appropriation bullshit?


This is funny to me because one of the troupes that my wife danced with had a disclaimer/announcement at the start of every show that the performance was done "with great respect to the art". 

Come on...


Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 10:14 AM (GQ8sn)

308


>>>Does this mean it's racist to drink on St. Patrick's Day?

 

Only if its green beer *shudder*

Posted by: Bigby's Frozen Fingers at March 06, 2014 10:15 AM (3ZtZW)

309


>>>Does this mean it's racist to drink on St. Patrick's Day?

 

Only if its green beer *shudder*

Posted by: Bigby's Frozen Fingers at March 06, 2014 10:15 AM (3ZtZW)

310


>>>Does this mean it's racist to drink on St. Patrick's Day?

 

Only if its green beer *shudder*

Posted by: Bigby's Frozen Fingers at March 06, 2014 10:15 AM (3ZtZW)

311 hi, hope you are doing ok. Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 02:10 PM (nqBYe) Badonkadonk (nqBYe) It cheers me up when you think of me. I will be okay.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 06, 2014 10:15 AM (qyfb5)

312 hi, hope you are doing ok. Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 02:10 PM (nqBYe) Badonkadonk (nqBYe) It cheers me up when you think of me. I will be okay.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 06, 2014 10:15 AM (qyfb5)

313 hi, hope you are doing ok. Posted by: willow at March 06, 2014 02:10 PM (nqBYe) Badonkadonk (nqBYe) It cheers me up when you think of me. I will be okay.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 06, 2014 10:15 AM (qyfb5)

314    212 . . . [Mooch and Barry] are going to lose all the perks of the WH in a few more years, and their expenses will have to be borne by themselves. I realize that they both will command large sums of money to bloviate around the world, write books, etc., but they may actually be in a position where they need to actually lift a finger and work to sustain their lifestyle. Those personal chefs, personal trainers, administrative assistants, chauffeurs, household servants, etc. don't come cheap. I think Mooch is going to have a hard time downsizing from Airforce 1 to a Gulfstream 2.
*
*
If there's any justice in the universe, she'll downsize to a trailer parked outside a Walmart in East BF, Tennessee, and he'll downsize to a jail cell after his conviction for treason and corruption.

(We can dream. . . .)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2014 10:15 AM (BDU/a)

315    212 . . . [Mooch and Barry] are going to lose all the perks of the WH in a few more years, and their expenses will have to be borne by themselves. I realize that they both will command large sums of money to bloviate around the world, write books, etc., but they may actually be in a position where they need to actually lift a finger and work to sustain their lifestyle. Those personal chefs, personal trainers, administrative assistants, chauffeurs, household servants, etc. don't come cheap. I think Mooch is going to have a hard time downsizing from Airforce 1 to a Gulfstream 2.
*
*
If there's any justice in the universe, she'll downsize to a trailer parked outside a Walmart in East BF, Tennessee, and he'll downsize to a jail cell after his conviction for treason and corruption.

(We can dream. . . .)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2014 10:15 AM (BDU/a)

316    212 . . . [Mooch and Barry] are going to lose all the perks of the WH in a few more years, and their expenses will have to be borne by themselves. I realize that they both will command large sums of money to bloviate around the world, write books, etc., but they may actually be in a position where they need to actually lift a finger and work to sustain their lifestyle. Those personal chefs, personal trainers, administrative assistants, chauffeurs, household servants, etc. don't come cheap. I think Mooch is going to have a hard time downsizing from Airforce 1 to a Gulfstream 2.
*
*
If there's any justice in the universe, she'll downsize to a trailer parked outside a Walmart in East BF, Tennessee, and he'll downsize to a jail cell after his conviction for treason and corruption.

(We can dream. . . .)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2014 10:15 AM (BDU/a)

317 Does this mean it's racist to drink on St. Patrick's Day?

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 06, 2014 02:13 PM (MC23X)

 

No, because Irish people are (blindingly) white, so you can't be racist about them or something.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at March 06, 2014 10:15 AM (4df7R)

318 Does this mean it's racist to drink on St. Patrick's Day?

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 06, 2014 02:13 PM (MC23X)

 

No, because Irish people are (blindingly) white, so you can't be racist about them or something.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at March 06, 2014 10:15 AM (4df7R)

319 Does this mean it's racist to drink on St. Patrick's Day?

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 06, 2014 02:13 PM (MC23X)

 

No, because Irish people are (blindingly) white, so you can't be racist about them or something.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at March 06, 2014 10:15 AM (4df7R)

320 314 Does this mean it's racist to drink on St. Patrick's Day? Posted by: WalrusRex at March 06, 2014 02:13 PM (MC23X) No, because Irish people are (blindingly) white, so you can't be racist about them or something. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2014 02:15 PM (4df7R) Long live the Gingers.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (HVff2)

321 314 Does this mean it's racist to drink on St. Patrick's Day? Posted by: WalrusRex at March 06, 2014 02:13 PM (MC23X) No, because Irish people are (blindingly) white, so you can't be racist about them or something. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2014 02:15 PM (4df7R) Long live the Gingers.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (HVff2)

322 314 Does this mean it's racist to drink on St. Patrick's Day? Posted by: WalrusRex at March 06, 2014 02:13 PM (MC23X) No, because Irish people are (blindingly) white, so you can't be racist about them or something. Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2014 02:15 PM (4df7R) Long live the Gingers.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (HVff2)

323 If they try that shit, they'll find out what a real state of emergency looks like. I used to think so. Not any more. With the Legacy Media behind Teh Won, ready to pontificate on the historicallness of a third term, not to mention RACIST if you oppose it! And the majority of the American sheeple too obsessed with Kim Kardashian's ass to pay any attention. I think Teh Won could very, very easily stay in power beyond 2016. This ain't America anymore, and we need to start understanding this. It's the transformed America.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (7ObY1)

324 If they try that shit, they'll find out what a real state of emergency looks like. I used to think so. Not any more. With the Legacy Media behind Teh Won, ready to pontificate on the historicallness of a third term, not to mention RACIST if you oppose it! And the majority of the American sheeple too obsessed with Kim Kardashian's ass to pay any attention. I think Teh Won could very, very easily stay in power beyond 2016. This ain't America anymore, and we need to start understanding this. It's the transformed America.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (7ObY1)

325 If they try that shit, they'll find out what a real state of emergency looks like. I used to think so. Not any more. With the Legacy Media behind Teh Won, ready to pontificate on the historicallness of a third term, not to mention RACIST if you oppose it! And the majority of the American sheeple too obsessed with Kim Kardashian's ass to pay any attention. I think Teh Won could very, very easily stay in power beyond 2016. This ain't America anymore, and we need to start understanding this. It's the transformed America.

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (7ObY1)

326 I said that badly. Yes, they're quite fit -- oh yes, quite fit indeed -- but it makes their belly stick out from their otherwise quite wonderful -- oh yes, quite wonderful -- body. Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2014 02:13 PM (RD7QR) Badonkadonk (RD7QR) You see, I am not picky like some people.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (qyfb5)

327 I said that badly. Yes, they're quite fit -- oh yes, quite fit indeed -- but it makes their belly stick out from their otherwise quite wonderful -- oh yes, quite wonderful -- body. Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2014 02:13 PM (RD7QR) Badonkadonk (RD7QR) You see, I am not picky like some people.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (qyfb5)

328 I said that badly. Yes, they're quite fit -- oh yes, quite fit indeed -- but it makes their belly stick out from their otherwise quite wonderful -- oh yes, quite wonderful -- body. Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2014 02:13 PM (RD7QR) Badonkadonk (RD7QR) You see, I am not picky like some people.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (qyfb5)

329 It IS racist to buy a sun lamp on St Paddy's Day

Posted by: Bigby's Frozen Fingers at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (3ZtZW)

330 It IS racist to buy a sun lamp on St Paddy's Day

Posted by: Bigby's Frozen Fingers at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (3ZtZW)

331 It IS racist to buy a sun lamp on St Paddy's Day

Posted by: Bigby's Frozen Fingers at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (3ZtZW)

332

The nominal FiCons understand that the "Fi" stands for "Fiscal" right?


It's not just a name where they get to identify as "Not Social Conservative".

 

Venn diagram.  Libertarians are FiCons, also not SoCons.  Many but not all SoCons are also FiCons. 

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (A0sHn)

333

The nominal FiCons understand that the "Fi" stands for "Fiscal" right?


It's not just a name where they get to identify as "Not Social Conservative".

 

Venn diagram.  Libertarians are FiCons, also not SoCons.  Many but not all SoCons are also FiCons. 

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (A0sHn)

334

The nominal FiCons understand that the "Fi" stands for "Fiscal" right?


It's not just a name where they get to identify as "Not Social Conservative".

 

Venn diagram.  Libertarians are FiCons, also not SoCons.  Many but not all SoCons are also FiCons. 

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (A0sHn)

335 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2014 02:15 PM (BDU/a)

What the fuck did we ever do to you?

Posted by: The citizens of East BF, Tennessee at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (QFxY5)

336 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2014 02:15 PM (BDU/a)

What the fuck did we ever do to you?

Posted by: The citizens of East BF, Tennessee at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (QFxY5)

337 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2014 02:15 PM (BDU/a)

What the fuck did we ever do to you?

Posted by: The citizens of East BF, Tennessee at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (QFxY5)

338 Nood.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (hn5v5)

339 Nood.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (hn5v5)

340 Nood.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 06, 2014 10:16 AM (hn5v5)

341 It's fine to drink on Whacking Day.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 10:17 AM (QupBk)

342 It's fine to drink on Whacking Day.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 10:17 AM (QupBk)

343 It's fine to drink on Whacking Day.

Posted by: toby928© at March 06, 2014 10:17 AM (QupBk)

344 It's not just a name where they get to identify as "Not Social Conservative". Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 06, 2014 02:14 PM (gBnkX) Fuck the SoCons!!!11! Bunch of Theocratic Authoritarian busybudies. All up in my drugs and abortion!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 10:17 AM (da5Wo)

345 It's not just a name where they get to identify as "Not Social Conservative". Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 06, 2014 02:14 PM (gBnkX) Fuck the SoCons!!!11! Bunch of Theocratic Authoritarian busybudies. All up in my drugs and abortion!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 10:17 AM (da5Wo)

346 It's not just a name where they get to identify as "Not Social Conservative". Posted by: Burn the Witch at March 06, 2014 02:14 PM (gBnkX) Fuck the SoCons!!!11! Bunch of Theocratic Authoritarian busybudies. All up in my drugs and abortion!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 10:17 AM (da5Wo)

347 Is it rayciss to eat spaghetti on Columbus Day?

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2014 10:17 AM (7ObY1)

348 Is it rayciss to eat spaghetti on Columbus Day?

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2014 10:17 AM (7ObY1)

349 Is it rayciss to eat spaghetti on Columbus Day?

Posted by: Citizen X at March 06, 2014 10:17 AM (7ObY1)

350 Personally, I condemn Issa already for not jailing any of these weasels

Posted by: Bigby's Frozen Fingers at March 06, 2014 02:13 PM (3ZtZW)


My first thought when I saw the link was that the Repubs were condemning Issa for incompetence and failure to actually do anything!  Then I remembered that Boehner was Speaker.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 06, 2014 10:17 AM (o3MSL)

351 Personally, I condemn Issa already for not jailing any of these weasels

Posted by: Bigby's Frozen Fingers at March 06, 2014 02:13 PM (3ZtZW)


My first thought when I saw the link was that the Repubs were condemning Issa for incompetence and failure to actually do anything!  Then I remembered that Boehner was Speaker.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 06, 2014 10:17 AM (o3MSL)

352 Personally, I condemn Issa already for not jailing any of these weasels

Posted by: Bigby's Frozen Fingers at March 06, 2014 02:13 PM (3ZtZW)


My first thought when I saw the link was that the Repubs were condemning Issa for incompetence and failure to actually do anything!  Then I remembered that Boehner was Speaker.

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 06, 2014 10:17 AM (o3MSL)

353 This is funny to me because one of the troupes that my wife danced with had a disclaimer/announcement at the start of every show that the performance was done "with great respect to the art".

Come on...


Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 02:14 PM (GQ8sn)

 

Jeezy Creezy.

 

So if      black    people   start   ceilidh    dancing,   are we supposed to punch them or something, because appropriation?      What if   Indians (from India) take up square dancing?      I need to understand how this appropriation   =    racism bullshit works.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at March 06, 2014 10:17 AM (4df7R)

354 This is funny to me because one of the troupes that my wife danced with had a disclaimer/announcement at the start of every show that the performance was done "with great respect to the art".

Come on...


Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 02:14 PM (GQ8sn)

 

Jeezy Creezy.

 

So if      black    people   start   ceilidh    dancing,   are we supposed to punch them or something, because appropriation?      What if   Indians (from India) take up square dancing?      I need to understand how this appropriation   =    racism bullshit works.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at March 06, 2014 10:17 AM (4df7R)

355 This is funny to me because one of the troupes that my wife danced with had a disclaimer/announcement at the start of every show that the performance was done "with great respect to the art".

Come on...


Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 02:14 PM (GQ8sn)

 

Jeezy Creezy.

 

So if      black    people   start   ceilidh    dancing,   are we supposed to punch them or something, because appropriation?      What if   Indians (from India) take up square dancing?      I need to understand how this appropriation   =    racism bullshit works.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/u][/b][/i] at March 06, 2014 10:17 AM (4df7R)

356 post Presidential Obama will put all his money in pot farms

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 10:17 AM (zOTsN)

357 post Presidential Obama will put all his money in pot farms

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 10:17 AM (zOTsN)

358 post Presidential Obama will put all his money in pot farms

Posted by: thunderb at March 06, 2014 10:17 AM (zOTsN)

359 I said that badly. Yes, they're quite fit -- oh yes, quite fit indeed -- but it makes their belly stick out from their otherwise quite wonderful -- oh yes, quite wonderful -- body.

Posted by: joncelli at March 06, 2014 02:13 PM (RD7QR)



There's a move where you do indeed stick your belly out and rotate it around and around making it look like a "wave".  The really experienced dancers can do it right and it looks freaky.


Oh, and one of the local troupes has a male belly dancer in it that gets dressed up and dances.  An obese gay black guy.  Nothing against him, but I don't go to the shows to see a guy belly dance.

Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 10:18 AM (GQ8sn)

360 Even a 1% kickback from his cronies would make him a multi-billionaire. Not under my administration. First Executive Order I issue is a 99% Tax on any income derived from the use of a Title of State. Call yourself President ___________ or Senator __________ after leaving office, for any reason, and you trigger the tax.

Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2014 10:19 AM (dvkF2)

361 Fuck the SoCons!!!11! Bunch of Theocratic Authoritarian busybudies. All up in my drugs and abortion!! Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 02:17 PM (da5Wo) Lol'd

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 10:19 AM (HVff2)

362 I think Teh Won could very, very easily stay in power beyond 2016. This ain't America anymore, and we need to start understanding this. It's the transformed America. I agree.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at March 06, 2014 10:19 AM (JQuNB)

363 but I don't go to the shows to see a guy belly dance. Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 02:18 PM (GQ8sn) Whew big sigh of relief.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 10:20 AM (HVff2)

364 I need to understand how this appropriation = racism bullshit works.

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit at March 06, 2014 02:17 PM (4df7R)


Simple:  If you are white, whatever you do isn't right!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 06, 2014 10:20 AM (o3MSL)

365

No, because Irish people are (blindingly) white, so you can't be racist about them or something.

 

As a blindingly white descendant of the spawn of Viking rape in the Celtic lands, I am proud that the Irish are the only group immune to ethnic insults.

 

Fighting Irish as a mascot?  That implies drunk, or a day with Y in it, and we're cool with that. 

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at March 06, 2014 10:20 AM (A0sHn)

366 Whew big sigh of relief.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 06, 2014 02:20 PM (HVff2)



I go to them to support the wife!



Posted by: EC at March 06, 2014 10:21 AM (GQ8sn)

367 From Reuters: "Since leaving the presidency in 2001, Bill Clinton has been paid more than $90 million in speaking fees, including $13.4 million in 2011, according to tabulations by CNN and financial disclosures by Hillary Clinton when she was a U.S. senator from New York and secretary of state. As was the case last year when a group in Israel paid him $500,000 for a 45-minute speech commemorating Israeli President Shimon Peres' 90th birthday, Bill Clinton has donated some of his fees to his family's charitable foundation. But because of the possibility that Hillary Clinton still may seek the nation's highest office, her collecting huge speaking fees (some private fees at $250,000) is seen a bit differently by some in Washington." Some have estimated that the two Clintons together have raised as much as $540 million for their foundation since 2001.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 06, 2014 10:21 AM (lZXXt)

368

Why does Coral Reef High School deserve a scolding?  Poor sods.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2014 10:22 AM (wAQA5)

369 Pffft. Pretty sure the Mafia was/is efficient.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 06, 2014 02:11 PM (da5Wo)

 

They probably ran much better financials, too.

Posted by: Insomniac at March 06, 2014 10:23 AM (DrWcr)

370 LOL SCOAMF said Putin is violating law. - Next BJ Clinton will accuse Putin of adultery.

Posted by: WalrusRex at March 06, 2014 10:23 AM (MC23X)

371 Some have estimated that the two Clintons together have raised as much as $540 million for their foundation since 2001.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 06, 2014 02:21 PM (lZXXt)



Payback is a bitch, but sometimes she's your bitch!

Posted by: Hrothgar at March 06, 2014 10:23 AM (o3MSL)

372 As Obama vacations go though, this would be a bargain.  Assuming all go on the same plane, to the same place and depart same.  Even with a planeload of the usual hangers on.  Unlikely.  And sad.

Posted by: gracepmc at March 06, 2014 10:24 AM (rznx3)

373 Bloomberg is in the Ukraine getting them to disarm right?

Posted by: Daybrother at March 06, 2014 10:26 AM (kDZbZ)

374

341Some have estimated that the two Clintons together have raised as much as $540 million for their foundation since 2001.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 06, 2014 02:21 PM (lZXXt)

Didn't their foundation end up having all kinds of tax fraud and illegal money movement?

Posted by: Jen at March 06, 2014 10:27 AM (3wFh7)

375 Preznit Jagoff...

Yeah, that works.

Posted by: Jaws at March 06, 2014 10:28 AM (eKZp1)

376 Bloomberg is in the Ukraine getting them to disarm right?

Posted by: Daybrother at March 06, 2014 02:26 PM (kDZbZ)

And demanding  the Russians only sell 6 oz vodka bottles and ban potatos.

Posted by: Jen at March 06, 2014 10:29 AM (3wFh7)

377 Didn't their foundation end up having all kinds of tax fraud and illegal money movement? Posted by: Jen I believe the Clintons are very involved so that could never happen.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 06, 2014 10:30 AM (tg+uH)

378 It's okay, relax.

Sure, Obama will miss this long weekend in South Florida where he planned to catch some rays, play some golf, and mourn Trayvon - but mainly to mourn Trayvon, of course.  But he has another, longer vacay planned in a week or so and he'll be able to catch up then.  At least with the golf.

Whew!

Posted by: Adjoran at March 06, 2014 10:37 AM (QIQ6j)

379 Jagoff on another vacay.

Posted by: seamrog at March 06, 2014 10:51 AM (8LIP9)

380 To prosecute someone, doesn't the DOJ have to consent? If so, no prosecutions until 2017.

Posted by: Goatweed at March 06, 2014 10:52 AM (8HrdX)

381

My number one fun time happy song!

Remember, there is more than corn in Indiana

 

-midwesterners will get the reference-

Posted by: anon at March 06, 2014 10:54 AM (DEsFp)

382 Spring break, suckers!!!

Posted by: I Won! at March 06, 2014 10:57 AM (gjIQF)

383 The community organizer in chief and the guy that's married to the pickle lady came up with a brilliant strategy to counter Putin. They are giving the Ukraine 1 bizililion dollars so that the Ukraine can pay their oil bill to the Russians. MSM marvels at their ingenuity.

Posted by: Buffalobob at March 06, 2014 12:05 PM (RZBmV)

384 bonk bonk en la cabeza

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 06, 2014 12:13 PM (V4CBV)

385 "She's about 5'11". I think 160 at that height and build is actually pretty good. "
not TO 160 pounds. An additional 160.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 06, 2014 12:34 PM (zfY+H)

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