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April 07, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (4-7-2014)
— Maetenloch

Well due to power and network issues I'm cut off from my prepared ONT and usual links. Which means you get the detritus that I just happen to have open at the moment. Enjoy!

Richard Fernandez: The Cold Civil War Has Begin

Much of the shock following the removal of Brendan Eich from the position of Mozilla CEO came from the realization that, in a manner of speaking, America was now at war. True it's a culture war, not a physical conflict. But if you were waiting for the moment when the Cold Civil War actually begins, this might be it.

Well if you want a culture war, I'll give you a culture war. And you will not like it.

Don't mistake my indifference towards your cause as acceptance or tolerance in any way, shape, or form of your fascist means.

Mozilla Has Rights. Just Like Hobby Lobby.

Thank You Michelle Obama!

Letterman's Lowest Moments

In now a famous "You Tube" moment, Bill O'Reilly of the Fox News Channel, went on Letterman to be the recipient of the host's rude and sophomoric antics. As the segment shifted into high gear, O'Reilly asked Letterman a pointed and direct question: "Do you want the United States to win in Iraq?"

To the surprise of no one but his sycophants, Letterman could not or would not answer the question. When pressed by O'Reilly to answer, the best he could do was to play to his mostly left-leaning audience for cheap debating points and say, "It's not easy for me because I'm thoughtful."

What Money Spent on Public Education Gets Us: Nothing

I'm pretty sure this chart has appeared here before but in case it's new to you, this is why you should reject every new proposal to spend any more $$$ on education.

And yes this is inflation adjusted.

Don't Leave the BLM's 'First Amendment' Zone or They Will Deploy Snipers on You

Now Bundy is in the wrong in his dispute over grazing with the BLM but since when do government agencies declare 'First Amendment' zones?

13-year Old Boy Suspended for Twirling Pencil in "Gun Motion" Manner

The bullies have found a new bullying tool: Zero tolerance and brain-dead administrators.

According to Ethan Chaplin, he was suspended for twirling a pencil in math class. He says that a student, who have been allegedly bullying him, yelled to the teacher that "He's making gun motions, send him to juvie." The school responded by suspending Chaplin and the Vernon Schools Superintendent Charles Maranzano insists that it is the only appropriate response because he must investigate any time that a student claims to be uncomfortable or threatened by another student.

Chemists Talk About the Most Dangerous Chemical They've Ever Worked With

The Brains Move South

CBS 60 Minutes Adds Gasoline Engine Sound Effects To Tesla Vehicles

Fantasy Bio-Mom vs. Your Actual Parents

Meanwhile, quietly, she had begun the process of seeking contact with her birth mother through the local authority.

She may have been given up for adoption but surely, Kayleigh reasoned, she would have more in common with her own flesh and blood than with her adoptive parents.

Why? It's not like culture or values or love are built into our DNA. We're perfectly capable of loving people completely unrelated to us (spouses and friends) or even completely different species (pets). But yet people make a fetish of blood relationships.

The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.

And my twitter thang.

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1 Hah!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2014 06:46 PM (QFxY5)

2 Hey you antisemite

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 06:46 PM (HVff2)

3 Not a moment too soon

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 07, 2014 06:47 PM (aDwsi)

4 Fresh thread smell...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 06:47 PM (ojnk6)

5 Antisemitic jooooooooooooooooo

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 07, 2014 06:47 PM (GEICT)

6 The Goose-steppers always get the good stuff.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 07, 2014 06:47 PM (aDwsi)

7 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2014 06:48 PM (JMmQ9)

8 Any truth you are changing your name from CBD to Steve or Patrick J. Buchanan?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 06:48 PM (HVff2)

9 NINE!

...or thereabout.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 06:48 PM (lq3Ak)

10 Happy-ish Monday Evening, all ...

Posted by: Adriane... at April 07, 2014 06:49 PM (qoKTg)

11 'Lo, 'rons....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2014 06:49 PM (UXzSF)

12 It's about time there was a little pro-obesity pushback.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 07, 2014 06:49 PM (WUQo/)

13 Bio-mom gave you up for reasons of her own. And you may not like the reasons.

She is chasing a mirage, my real mom is way better! She will love me better than you.

She needs her diaper changed and bottom smacked.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2014 06:50 PM (L50WF)

14 great quote on that "brought to you by...". lots of effort here Maet for just throwing it together.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 07, 2014 06:50 PM (RhQvZ)

15 Cunning Stunts. This is the Story of Obama.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 06:51 PM (lq3Ak)

16 Nobody in that "deadliest chemicals" video mentioned 2-4-5 Trioxin. Hmmm.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2014 06:51 PM (WlWt+)

17 It's about time there was a little pro-obesity pushback. They've got the mass advantage.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 07, 2014 06:51 PM (lr3d7)

18 I feel so liberated that my true colors can now be revealed.

I am StormFront...and I am proud!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2014 06:51 PM (QFxY5)

19 A great point that was made at NRO years ago (I think by Goldberg) is that it's always the Left who are re-igniting the Culture Wars. Most people just want to let shit be.

Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2014 06:51 PM (aeXtp)

20 It just goes to show, in the future, everyone will be Hitler for fifteen minutes.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at April 07, 2014 06:52 PM (ClWQc)

21 Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 10:48 PM (lq3Ak)

Actually....a more elegant and difficult feat!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2014 06:52 PM (QFxY5)

22 What Money Spent on Public Education Gets Us: Nothing I wouldn't say "Nothing".

Posted by: 2nd Executive Vice-Assistant School Administrator, with Oak Leaves and Diamonds at April 07, 2014 06:52 PM (/al0u)

23 "It's about time there was a little pro-obesity pushback."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 07, 2014 10:49 PM (WUQo/)

The Million Pound March.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 06:53 PM (lq3Ak)

24 I need a high voltage square wave for my research on cold plasmas. Does anyone know where to get HV switches that have on/off transition times <50ns? So far I've only found Behlke and contacted them about one of their units, but I'd like have more options. I'm considering putting a circuit together myself, but want some prices to compare to for the finished units (which my professor prefers anyway since it saves time).

Posted by: .87c at April 07, 2014 06:53 PM (qZPXs)

25 I am StormFront...and I am proud! Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2014 10:51 PM (QFxY5) Â…and you're shit's all retarded.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 07, 2014 06:53 PM (GEICT)

26 The 2nd civil war starts once the balance of the Supreme Court shifts, which I am predicting happens sometime in the next two years. You think America has been fundamentally transformed? Just wait till Obama names Scalia or Thomas's replacement.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 07, 2014 06:53 PM (Xkr8I)

27 Ah, the lovely Left, starting a Cold Culture War while Putin may be on the verge of starting a major hot war, depending on how far he pushes and how our rivals interpret our (in)actions.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2014 06:54 PM (WlWt+)

28 A great point that was made at NRO years ago (I think by Goldberg) is that it's always the Left who are re-igniting the Culture Wars. Most people just want to let shit be. You can't just let these things lie, unfortunately. You have to stake out a position and fight for it, even if it means hurting or alienating others.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 07, 2014 06:54 PM (lr3d7)

29 >>>11 'Lo, 'rons....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2014 10:49 PM (UXzSF)<<<

hope you are feeling better.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 07, 2014 06:54 PM (RhQvZ)

30 BLM snipers. Because people filming are such a danger to everyone. And because shut up. Apparently these folks have never read that we have a due process right to record law enforcement activities. Oh hell. They wouldnÂ’t care about it even if they did read it. ------------ Gotta love our government. Maet nice job with the techno probs

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 06:54 PM (HVff2)

31
16 Nobody in that "deadliest chemicals" video mentioned 2-4-5 Trioxin. Hmmm.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2014 10:51 PM (WlWt+)

I think the classic series of horrible chemicals is probably http://tinyurl.com/3x3v55

Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2014 06:54 PM (UXzSF)

32 In Collaboration We Trust The company GitHub used to have a circular rug in its Oval Office themed waiting room that was similar to the Great Seal of the United States. Under threats from online bullies, the new CEO pulled the rug and replaced it. Why? Because Â“meritocracyÂ” is somehow sexist and racist. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=5365

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 07, 2014 06:54 PM (AymDN)

33 My daughter is adopted and has expressed zero interest in meeting her Birth Mother. Also, I had to threaten to sue our school district to get my daughter to be allowed to bring her own lunch to school. Their compromise was to allow her to leave school to eat elsewhere. Can't have other students seeing her eating a real meal. And, this is in a Red area of GA. The Fed boot on the neck of schools is that strong.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 06:55 PM (ojnk6)

34 Michelle Obama is a pushy bitch. That is all.

Posted by: Lauren at April 07, 2014 06:55 PM (hFL/3)

35 Reading the adopted family article, it sounds like the adopted parents have some control issues.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 07, 2014 06:56 PM (lr3d7)

36 "Actually....a more elegant and difficult feat!"
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 07, 2014 10:52 PM (QFxY5)

I "nail that" 50% of the time. I'd rather be FIRST!

...thanks, amigo! I'd like to buy you a shot, but NoVaMoMe is at the same time as "Wingfest". It has been a tradition for ten years and it involves baseball.

Sadly, everything else loses.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 06:57 PM (lq3Ak)

37 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 10:55 PM (ojnk6) Good God don't let her have peanut butter, or gun shaped sammiches

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 06:57 PM (HVff2)

38 29 >>>11 'Lo, 'rons....
Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2014 10:49 PM (UXzSF)<<<hope you are feeling better.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 07, 2014 10:54 PM (RhQvZ)

Thanks -- I wasn't coughing up blood this morning, which is a plus.....although the area between my socks and my shorts is covered by black gnat bites that itch like crazy.

As I was commenting to the BH, I've been taking her on a nonstop round of swamp tours in the lowcountry, and when did the bugs get out of hand??? On an island in the middle of a harbor, on the beach (Fort Sumter). Go figure.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2014 06:58 PM (UXzSF)

39 School lunch, it's about saving money. The government saving money by taking money out of the lunch accounts and putting that money into administrative payroll accounts. The same thing will happen with healthcare. Money that should go to doctors, nurses, and hospitals will go to government bureaucrats who administer those programs. Because Obama believes everyone should work for the government (him) just like they do in Cuba.

Posted by: Smith the Contrary at April 07, 2014 06:58 PM (ijDIW)

40 Howdy Horde!

Need some help/advice/suggestions:

Friend of mine's son (?) just diagnosed with full-on autism. Has tests set to run at local Children's Hospital as per-req for school's IEP. *ALL* he wants from them is the testing, NOT any treatment. He's concerned that the hospital will pressure him on that.

I suggested that he find a local "Parents of Autistic Kids" support group, but also not crazy about googling for that (how would you vet such a group?). I'm thinking, also, that there must be decent on-line fora that he can tap into, but darned if I know how to help him with that.

He's in the Dayton, OH area if that helps.

TIA!!!

(BTW: posting this via Pale Moon. Trashed FF at home and work yesterday and today)

Posted by: speedster1 at April 07, 2014 06:59 PM (noB3y)

41 But yet people make a fetish of blood relationships ------------------- Blood relationships are overrated

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 06:59 PM (HVff2)

42 dimethylmercury - Very nasty stuff. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karen_Wetterhahn There was that cylinder of Phosgene in the lab next door that made me nervous.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 07, 2014 06:59 PM (aDwsi)

43 "Real" life sure is getting in the way of my AoS time.

Posted by: traye at April 07, 2014 07:00 PM (tuvE+)

44 The absence of blood relations is one thing that gives lie to homosexual 'marriage'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 07, 2014 07:00 PM (aDwsi)

45 Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 07, 2014 10:59 PM (aDwsi) Are you/were you chemist or engineer?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 07:01 PM (HVff2)

46 I light of what happened to Eich, this would be the perfect time for corporate boards all over the nation to purge anyone that they don't like or who has contrary views. Screw inclusion: this whole affair proves that we don't need it. It's sickeningly funny to listen to Mozilla insist that they must have inclusion, even as they squelch it from their midst.

Posted by: I lurk, therefore I amn't at April 07, 2014 07:01 PM (rz0yi)

47 35 Reading the adopted family article, it sounds like the adopted parents have some control issues.
Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 07, 2014 10:56 PM (lr3d7)

Quite possibly. But of course we're only hearing the daughter's version of things.

But just because you don't get along with the people who raised you does not mean that your bio-mom (who already gave you up once) will be any better in the long run. Because if shared blood always meant better rapport, then why aren't mothers and daughters always the bestest of buds?

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 07, 2014 07:02 PM (pAlYe)

48 37 MH, she now goes home (doesn't live with me), or out for lunch. Thank God she graduates HS in 5 weeks. She's barely missing Common Core and the lunch program along with her upbringing has her loathing Fed overreach.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 07:02 PM (ojnk6)

49 I make and choose my own blood relationships. Forged in Hell. They have stood me well.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 07, 2014 07:02 PM (vHRtU)

50
Please, no tears for me and especially no flowers, but I would appreciate you sending a few dozen egg rolls to your local homeless shelter. Until we meet again.

Posted by: John Pinette at April 07, 2014 07:02 PM (nQjHM)

51 "Don't mistake my indifference towards your cause as acceptance or tolerance in any way, shape, or form of your fascist means." similarly, do not mistake my kindness for weakness. i livne in New York Ciy, I know what it is like to diss the Kennedys at a dinner party, I am not afraid of you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 07, 2014 07:02 PM (rDidD)

52 Are you/were you chemist or engineer? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 11:01 PM (HVff2) Meth cooker.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at April 07, 2014 07:02 PM (lr3d7)

53
Noticed that Commentary, "We're Conservative -- Totes!", has paid that chubby introvert David Frum to blather about pot legalization on the pages of their April issue.

Could the clarions of the nominal Right stop cutting check to these pitas?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at April 07, 2014 07:03 PM (kdS6q)

54 On an island in the middle of a harbor, on the beach (Fort Sumter). Go figure. Posted by: cthulhu ------------ Probably arrived with our Northern brethren. Just saying...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 07, 2014 07:03 PM (aDwsi)

55 "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." Â– Claire Wolfe, 101 Things to Do 'Til the Revolution http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claire_Wolfe

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2014 07:03 PM (JMmQ9)

56 We have always been at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: Mozilla at April 07, 2014 07:03 PM (WUQo/)

57 Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 11:02 PM (ojnk6) Congrats on her upcoming graduation. Good luck with keeping her from indoctrination in college/tech school.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 07:04 PM (HVff2)

58 "School lunch, it's about saving money. The government saving money by taking money out of the lunch accounts and putting that money into administrative payroll accounts.
The same thing will happen with healthcare. Money that should go to doctors, nurses, and hospitals will go to government bureaucrats who administer those programs.
Because Obama believes everyone should work for the government (him) just like they do in Cuba."
Posted by: Smith the Contrary at April 07, 2014 10:58 PM (ijDIW)

As Glenn Beck would say:

"Fifteen years ago, I'd have called you an idiot."

I refuse to become a Conspiracy Theorist. I do, however, believe that "National Control" is merely a Democrat Philosophy. The "World Control" is happening via "Environmentalists".

It is good to know that Republicans disagree with these intentions.

*cough*

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 07:04 PM (lq3Ak)

59 Most dangerous chemicals? tBuLi is hardly the "most dangerous" chemical around. Just as long as you aren't being an idiot, it's not that bad. It just bursts into flames. Also, if you are trying to open an ampule with a hammer, you are an idiot. You want nasty chemicals? How bout liq. O2 mixed with organics? How about K2COT? *sigh*

Posted by: The Chemical Hat at April 07, 2014 07:04 PM (AymDN)

60 Scalia and Thomas aren't going anywhere. I don't believe any conservative justices are even close to retirement yet. Ginsburg would be replaced with another libtard so it is a net zero.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 07, 2014 07:05 PM (jucos)

61 Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 07, 2014 10:59 PM (aDwsi) Are you/were you chemist or engineer? Posted by: Misanthropic ---------------- Engineer. But I worked closely for a few years with chemists.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 07, 2014 07:05 PM (aDwsi)

62 I think Claire Wolfe is mistaken.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 07, 2014 07:05 PM (yh0zB)

63 This blue and white final four floor with a blue and a white team, terrible.

Posted by: traye at April 07, 2014 07:05 PM (tuvE+)

64 I think the classic series of horrible chemicals is probably http://tinyurl.com/3x3v55 Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2014 10:54 PM (UXzSF) Interesting. I didn't see a mention of 2-4-5 Trioxin there, but probably because they don't work with chemicals that turn people into zombies in the movies,

. There's an interesting entry in that blog on April 2, 2014 about "Binding Assays, Inside the Actual Cells". Looks fascinating.

Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2014 07:05 PM (WlWt+)

65 Neither of these teams would be among the all-time greats, but Napier would probably be a great player in any era.

Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2014 07:06 PM (aeXtp)

66 >>>55 "America is at that awkward stage. It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards." Â– Claire Wolfe, 101 Things to Do 'Til the Revolution -------------- However, mapping out the locations of the best lamp posts may be in order.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 07, 2014 07:06 PM (WUQo/)

67 "I suggested that he find a local "Parents of Autistic Kids" support group, but also not crazy about googling for that (how would you vet such a group?). I'm thinking, also, that there must be decent on-line fora that he can tap into, but darned if I know how to help him with that." *deep breath* Be aware that joining any autism group is like stepping into a hornets nest. There are the "autism is horrible and ruining the parents' life groups"-Autism Speaks The "Hey, we're super left wing but shhh don't tell!" groups- Autism Society And then there's the "Vaccinations caused autism, try some chelation" groups - National Autism Association Honestly, I've yet to find any autism group worth belonging to. Nor have I found the school district to know jack shit what to do with my autistic son. Sorry I couldn't be more helpful, but my advice is to tread lightly before joining any group.

Posted by: Lauren at April 07, 2014 07:06 PM (hFL/3)

68 54 On an island in the middle of a harbor, on the beach (Fort Sumter). Go figure.

Posted by: cthulhu
------------

Probably arrived with our Northern brethren. Just saying...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 07, 2014 11:03 PM (aDwsi)

We were on the first ferry of the day, and they raised the flags over the fort....and I could swear that rang the dinner bell for the bloodthirsty little bastards, 'cause they were nowhere beforehand.....

Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2014 07:06 PM (UXzSF)

69 Also, if you are trying to open an ampule with a hammer, you are an idiot. -------------- Same thing I thought. Generally, one just scored the ampule neck, and it would pop off pretty easily.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 07, 2014 07:07 PM (aDwsi)

70 detritus))) What kind of crap is this making me go to the dictionary in the first sentence?

Posted by: Dendritic at April 07, 2014 07:07 PM (Fi+kS)

71 "But if you were waiting for the moment when the Cold Civil War actually begins, this might be it."

I have considerable respect for the acumen of Richard Fernandez, but I think the Cold Civil War, or Civil Cold War, had started already. Quite a while back. Many decades.

I remember Pat Buchanan's "culture war" speech at the 1992 GOP Convention, for example.

And in retrospect, the diagnosis was correct, but the proposed cure ("fix bayonets", essentially) was badly timed with regard to the popular zeitgeist.

Average Americans were hugely relieved that the Cold War had wound down and not led to Armageddon. They were happy that the First Gulf War hadn't led to massive bloodshed among the troops. And they were tired of wars. In a mood to declare victory on all fronts and not have any more damned wars for a while. To include domestic cultural wars.

Clinton made a few half-hearted stabs at changing America in a fundamentally leftward direction (Hillarycare, "assault weapons" bans) but then decided he was more interested in enjoying the White House chefs and the Oval Office interns.

The factors that lead to internecine cultural wars were still there, of course, and they simmered away beneath the pot lid of superficial Nineties prosperity, to burst out later with renewed force and danger.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 07, 2014 07:07 PM (noWW6)

72 I'd like to argue against obesity but it's not easy for me because I'm thoughtful.

Posted by: Gaptooth Letterman at April 07, 2014 07:07 PM (4tAp3)

73 However, mapping out the locations of the best lamp posts may be in order. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 07, 2014 11:06 PM (WUQo/) I'm not so picky. Any large deciduous tree would work

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 07:07 PM (HVff2)

74 "Sorry I couldn't be more helpful, but my advice is to tread lightly before joining any group."
Posted by: Lauren at April 07, 2014 11:06 PM (hFL/3)

Best. Advice. Period.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 07:08 PM (lq3Ak)

75 Â“That was a scary, scary time. But it was fun.Â” I want my chemistry set back!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2014 07:08 PM (WX3R9)

76 Cool chemicals. Cool biotoxins Cool physics of the high energy persuasion. (there was a story about someone wanted to do high energy plasma physics experiment and asked local power companies for a quote to supply some 50-75 percent of the local generating capacity total output for some incredibly small fraction of a second to strike an arc to generate their plasma. Local power company thought the scientists were crazy.)

Posted by: Apothecary Smith at April 07, 2014 07:09 PM (ijDIW)

77 24 I need a high voltage square wave for my research on cold plasmas.
Does anyone know where to get HV switches that have on/off transition times
So far I've only found Behlke and contacted them about one of their units, but I'd like have more options.
I'm considering putting a circuit together myself, but want some prices to compare to for the finished units (which my professor prefers anyway since it saves time).
Posted by: .87c at April 07, 2014 10:53 PM (qZPXs)

Well this may not be exactly what you're looking for but it should get you close. http://bit.ly/OuLePT

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 07, 2014 07:09 PM (pAlYe)

78 The Brains Move South *** I find that as I age, everything is moving south. Fallen arches, saggy skin, droopy butt, pendulous scrotum, bulging gut, wrinkly elbows. Hair that used to come out the top of my head now comes out my ears and nose. So yeah, it's no surprise if brains move south also. Gravity wins. Oh, you mean geographically south. Never mind. Resume your previous mental image of washboard abs and a full head of hair.

Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 07, 2014 07:10 PM (g4TxM)

Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2014 10:58 PM (UXzSF)-

bring the off!!! and some calamine now. sounds like you are having fun otherwise.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 07, 2014 07:10 PM (RhQvZ)

80 I remember reading an hilarious post about a dangerous chemical once. I think it was hydrogen fluoride, but I can't find it.

Posted by: The anarchy gnomes at April 07, 2014 07:11 PM (sdi6R)

81 @60 Scalia is a young 78 but Thomas is an old 65 so anything can happen. It's just been too easy for Obama and the donks, look how quickly the last 5 years have gone and how far we have been pushed left in such a short period of time. They get the court it's game, set and match.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 07, 2014 07:11 PM (Xkr8I)

82 effin sock

Posted by: rickl at April 07, 2014 07:11 PM (sdi6R)

83 the Mickey Rooney Twilight Zone ep is on now

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 07, 2014 07:11 PM (jldxi)

84 Posted by: S. Muldoon at April 07, 2014 11:10 PM (g4TxM) Chuckles

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 07:11 PM (HVff2)

85 I think Claire Wolfe is mistaken. Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 07, 2014 11:05 PM I tend to agree...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2014 07:12 PM (JMmQ9)

86 If there's a cold civil war, it would be nice to have some sort of boycott website that would point out all of the stores and products made with union labor and offer non-union or even foreign alternatives.

And a database that lists all known current and past employees of all liberal newspapers, movie studios, student organizations, etc.. If information is going to be the weapon, we might as well start making lists.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 07, 2014 07:12 PM (AC0lD)

87 67 "I suggested that he find a local "Parents of Autistic Kids" support group, but also not crazy about googling for that (how would you vet such a group?). I'm thinking, also, that there must be decent on-line fora that he can tap into, but darned if I know how to help him with that."

*deep breath*

Be aware that joining any autism group is like stepping into a hornets nest.

There are the "autism is horrible and ruining the parents' life groups"-Autism Speaks

The "Hey, we're super left wing but shhh don't tell!" groups- Autism Society

And then there's the "Vaccinations caused autism, try some chelation" groups - National Autism Association

Honestly, I've yet to find any autism group worth belonging to. Nor have I found the school district to know jack shit what to do with my autistic son.

Sorry I couldn't be more helpful, but my advice is to tread lightly before joining any group.

Posted by: Lauren at April 07, 2014 11:06 PM (hFL/3)

There are indeed a variety of looney-tunes autism groups....but some can be mined for helpful techniques while not going looney-tunes yourself. For instance, the school's first, last, preferred, and mandated technique is usually to give up on educating the kid and medicate him/her into oblivion so as to damp down "trouble". Almost all the looney-tunes autism groups are against this sort of institutionalization and have ways of thwarting it. That said, if you have any sort of a meeting with those sorts in your home -- count the silverware before and afterward.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2014 07:12 PM (UXzSF)

88 Fun chemical story: I was cleaning out the cabinets in our machine shop and while rummaging found a tin, pulled it out. Some of the powder from the rim got on my hands. I turned the tin around and the label reads: Hydrofluoric Acid This is probably the only normal acid I actually fear. I was thinking you can powder other acids and they look like the powder on my hands right now, mixed with the latent moisture that makes HF acid and then it absorbs into the skin and does terrible things and then kills you by scavenging your calcium (though there is an antidote). I didn't think about the fact that HF would be a gas, and it was a fun couple minutes while me and the shop super figured out it was just a buffering material for the jar (already removed). Then we went over and yelled at the guys in the lab next door.

Posted by: .87c at April 07, 2014 07:13 PM (qZPXs)

89 56 We have always been at war with Eastasia. Posted by: Mozilla at April 07, 2014 11:03 PM (WUQo/) Is Peruvia still an ally?

Posted by: Guido at April 07, 2014 07:13 PM (GYg/s)

90 Blood relationships are not a fetish. Humans are designed to care more about blood relationships. That's reality. We evolved to be that way. And personality is heritable. You most likely will get along better with blood relatives than adoptive parents or people selected at random from the population. That's because you will be more genetically similar and have more similar and compatible personality traits. Personality - like height, IQ, and other human traits - is mostly heritable.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 07, 2014 07:13 PM (ZPrif)

91 1992, when the media took the side of the rioters, that was the import of Buchanan's speech, not surprisingly college radicals like Van Jones came out of that period, the demagoguing of a brief economic downturn, into the worse depression since the 30s, interestingly this downturn is downplayed, except for when they can try to blame Bush.

Posted by: Corolianus Snow at April 07, 2014 07:13 PM (Jsiw/)

92 73 However, mapping out the locations of the best lamp posts may be in order.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 07, 2014 11:06 PM (WUQo/)

I'm not so picky. Any large deciduous tree would work

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 11:07 PM (HVff2)

Y'know -- in a pinch, I could see "making-do" with a softwood tree....or even a freeway overpass.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2014 07:14 PM (UXzSF)

93 It's magical and false thinking to pretend that blood relationships are not the bedrock of human society.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 07, 2014 07:14 PM (ZPrif)

94 Haha, thanks Maet. Induction heaters are always fun, combined with levitation, it's pretty much beautiful.

Posted by: .87c at April 07, 2014 07:14 PM (qZPXs)

95 "Scalia and Thomas aren't going anywhere."

Not of their own accord, but the ferryman has a way of arriving when least expected, and he will expect a passenger when he gets there.

I believe in actuarial tables. And although the Justices all get top notch health care, several of them are now in an age bracket when, statistically, people do just up and die on not much notice. Or become impaired to the point where they cannot perform at a level consistent with SCOTUS service.

This makes getting Senate control out of Dingy Harry's hands all the more important.

And makes electing a non-Democratic president of suitable temperament in 2016 absolutely imperative.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 07, 2014 07:15 PM (noWW6)

Cold wars have an odd pattern of boiling over.

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 07, 2014 07:15 PM (vvk2F)

97 " For instance, the school's first, last, preferred, and mandated technique is usually to give up on educating the kid and medicate him/her into oblivion so as to damp down "trouble". " My son's school's solution was to have him spend half the day walking the halls with an aid. My solution was homeschooling.

Posted by: Lauren at April 07, 2014 07:15 PM (hFL/3)

98 why would cbs add combustion engine sounds to an electric car? how stupid are these people? why would muks not tell them it is stupid? have none of these idiots ever driven golf cart, seen a segway?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 07, 2014 07:16 PM (rDidD)

99 Of course, some people care less about blood relationships than the normal human. Those people tend not to do swell on the breeding front.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 07, 2014 07:16 PM (ZPrif)

100 Blood relationships are overrated WTF do you know?!?

Posted by: Anne Rice & Stephenie Meyer at April 07, 2014 07:16 PM (qoKTg)

101 "...we might as well start making lists. " The left has been doing this for years. Presently there is a list on FB that has products made by subsidiaries of Koch industries. Bring it. I am ready. Once upon a time I thought boycotts were childish. No more.

Posted by: navybrat at April 07, 2014 07:17 PM (JgC5a)

102 67 Lauren: Thanks! My friend is also very conservative, so he'd pick up on that right away. What would you suggest? I have zero knowledge in this area. 87 Cthulhu Hail, Elder One! The school is (apparently) being supportive, to a point. I'd like to help him find a helpful 3rd party. Any suggestions

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at April 07, 2014 07:17 PM (noB3y)

103 I treat hydrofluoric acid with a lot of respect. Since it (from what I've been told) doesn't hurt on the skin but will eat the bone. And once it's there you are fucked. Maybe partially old wives tales but I'll skip testing the theory.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 07, 2014 07:17 PM (Fi+kS)

104 93 It's magical and false thinking to pretend that blood relationships are not the bedrock of human society. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 07, 2014 11:14 PM (ZPrif) You can pick your nose, you can pick your,friends,but you can't pick,your family

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 07:17 PM (HVff2)

105 99 Of course, some people care less about blood relationships than the normal human. Those people tend not to do swell on the breeding front. Yes, it's much harder to fuck your sister...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 07, 2014 07:17 PM (vHRtU)

106 >>>93 It's magical and false thinking to pretend that blood relationships are not the bedrock of human society. ------------- Meh.

Posted by: Richard III at April 07, 2014 07:18 PM (WUQo/)

107 KENTUCKY LOSES !!! YESSSSS !!

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2014 07:18 PM (oMKp3)

108 FU KY

Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2014 07:18 PM (aeXtp)

109 Wow. So uconn.

Posted by: traye at April 07, 2014 07:18 PM (tuvE+)

110 U Conn beats Kentucky.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 07:18 PM (lq3Ak)

111 90 I disagree with this as a generalization. While certainly, familial traits and ENVIRONMENT will lend it self to feeling closer to someone. I receive comments all the time about how my daughter, adopted at 2 days old, is so much like me.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 07:18 PM (ojnk6)

112 I forgot what I was gonna say. (But Fate has determined I make this comment. And I don't wanna tempt Fate by altering the predetermined chain of events.)

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 07, 2014 07:18 PM (jldxi)

113 Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2014 11:18 PM (oMKp3) Yuck UConn

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 07:18 PM (HVff2)

114 Hey Cthulhu, if you're still around Charleston (and staying in Mt. Pleasant), watch out for this: *caution is also advised to anybody living around there* Deadly African Snake on the Loose, Has SC Community on Lockdown http://tinyurl.com/n5xnlum

Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2014 07:19 PM (WlWt+)

115 DiHydrogen Monoxide is the most dangerous compound known to man. It has literally killed 10's of millions of people.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 07, 2014 07:19 PM (jucos)

116 How does anyone root against KY? Duke I can understand, but KY??

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 07, 2014 07:20 PM (jldxi)

117 Weirdest March Madness tournament I've ever been witness to. This one is unique.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 07:20 PM (lq3Ak)

118 >>>115 DiHydrogen Monoxide is the most dangerous compound known to man. It has literally killed 10's of millions of people. -------------- Don't underestimate it.

Posted by: Natalie Wood at April 07, 2014 07:20 PM (WUQo/)

119 117 Weirdest March Madness tournament I've ever been witness to. This one is unique. Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 11:20 PM (lq3Ak) Fucking climate change

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 07:21 PM (HVff2)

120 115 TM Classic!

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at April 07, 2014 07:21 PM (noB3y)

121 117 Weirdest March Madness tournament I've ever been witness to. This one is unique. The 13th Seal is crumbling...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 07, 2014 07:21 PM (vHRtU)

122 NC morons: Meet your newest state Senator: http://tinyurl.com/myk3l5k

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 07, 2014 07:21 PM (aDwsi)

123 87 Cthulhu

Hail, Elder One!

The school is (apparently) being supportive, to a point. I'd like to help him find a helpful 3rd party.

Any suggestions

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at April 07, 2014 11:17 PM (noB3y)

Like I said -- you can get a lot of useful information from non-useful organizations and people if you listen well and analyze what you hear. A helpful 3rd party is not necessarily one who one would trust all that much.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2014 07:21 PM (UXzSF)

124 116 How does anyone root against KY? Duke I can understand, but KY?? Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 07, 2014 11:20 PM (jldxi) Because they knocked my beloved Badgers out of the Championship game by one point, that's why.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2014 07:21 PM (oMKp3)

125 "What would you suggest? I have zero knowledge in this area. " Honesty? I'd probably stick to local groups. All of the national groups I've run into have major issues that have always caused more irritation than benefits for me. I'm sure it's like this in any group, but it seems like people get very emotionally invested in whatever treatment they're doing at the moment, and can be hostile to anyone taking a different path. Then of course there are the self advocates who are furious with the decisions that their parents made and the groups that are looking too make money off desperate parents. Ugh, what a mess! But, I would tell them to ask the person doing the IEP eval if they have any references to local groups. They may luck out and have a good, sane group in their area, even if they just join in online and don't go to the meetups and such.

Posted by: Lauren at April 07, 2014 07:22 PM (hFL/3)

126 @115 It so powerful it can cut huge valleys through mountains and sweep away entire villages. Powerful stuff indeed.

Posted by: Kreplach at April 07, 2014 07:22 PM (Xkr8I)

127 "The left has been doing this for years. Presently there is a list on FB that has products made by subsidiaries of Koch industries. Bring it. I am ready. Once upon a time I thought boycotts were childish. No more."

I'm a big fan of boycotts.

Hopefully if we can get to where half the country are boycotting the other half of the country, and the other half are boycotting the first half, it will be a step towards the realizations that there are two different nations awkwardly and incompatibly crammed into the same body politic, like Ray Milland and Rosey Grier in _The Thing With Two Heads_.

And really wouldn't it be better for everyone in each of the two nations if we could simply work out a Velvet Divorce the way that the Czechs and the Slovaks managed to do?

Posted by: torquewrench at April 07, 2014 07:23 PM (noWW6)

128 On the upside in NC: http://tinyurl.com/kyhy8tg

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 07, 2014 07:23 PM (aDwsi)

129 "How does anyone root against KY?"
Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 07, 2014 11:20 PM (jldxi)

Hype-Hype-Hype-Hype...

...letdown.

...excuses.

...Sports Media "Turns" on them.

...Sports Media exposes themselves without admitting fault.

Sports Media celebrates "underdog" tomorrow.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 07:23 PM (lq3Ak)

130 One time I cornholed Dihydrogen Monoxide in a dumpster behind an orthodox Greek Orthodox deli... Hi there space aliens, enjoying the show? Try the veal and tip your waitress! I don't tip'em I give 'em the whole thing! Oy Vay!

Posted by: Billy Cliton at April 07, 2014 07:23 PM (vHRtU)

131 114 Hey Cthulhu, if you're still around Charleston (and staying in Mt. Pleasant), watch out for this:

*caution is also advised to anybody living around there*

Deadly African Snake on the Loose, Has SC Community on Lockdown

http://tinyurl.com/n5xnlum

Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2014 11:19 PM (WlWt+)

We're back in Greensboro, TYVM....though we had dinner on the Mount Pleasant side while we were down there.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 07, 2014 07:23 PM (UXzSF)

132 93 It's magical and false thinking to pretend that blood relationships are not the bedrock of human society.
Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 07, 2014 11:14 PM (ZPrif)

Which is exactly why American society from politics to business to the military is divided strictly along clan and tribal lines.

Oh wait.

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 07, 2014 07:24 PM (pAlYe)

133 well, if it has come to cold war, the media is going to have to pay a price, it is their primary weapon and also a primary source of revenue.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 07, 2014 07:24 PM (rDidD)

134 125 Lauren Thank you! That seems like good, practical advice - will,pass it along.

Posted by: speedster1 on the iPad at April 07, 2014 07:24 PM (noB3y)

135 oops, I guess Tsunami November won't include the 3rd district of North Carolina..

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 07, 2014 07:24 PM (jldxi)

136 >>>115 DiHydrogen Monoxide is the most dangerous compound known to man. It has literally killed 10's of millions of people. ----------- PRO TIP: Never combine it with a drunk horny Irishman.

Posted by: Zombie Mary Jo Kopechne at April 07, 2014 07:24 PM (WUQo/)

137 "DiHydrogen Monoxide is the most dangerous compound known to man. It has literally killed 10's of millions of people."

I recently suffered painful burns when a jet of overheated DHMO caught me unawares. The stuff can flay a man's flesh from his bones.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 07, 2014 07:24 PM (noWW6)

138

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 11:02 PM (ojnk6)

congratulations on the upcoming graduation.

Posted by: rich@gmu at April 07, 2014 07:25 PM (RhQvZ)

139 So, who here had UConn winning it all when you first filled out your brackets?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2014 07:25 PM (oMKp3)

140 I saw Dihydrogen Monoxide open for The BoDeans at Crivitz Fair august 2002,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 07:25 PM (HVff2)

141 98 why would cbs add combustion engine sounds to an electric car? how stupid are these people? why would muks not tell them it is stupid? have none of these idiots ever driven golf cart, seen a segway?Posted by: yankeefifth at April 07, 2014 11:16 PM (rDidD)
They could have put a V-rroom on it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MC0dK42wOOA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 07, 2014 07:25 PM (4tAp3)

142 Hope it helps, speedster!

Posted by: Lauren at April 07, 2014 07:25 PM (hFL/3)

143 OK, so it's over. We're now (somewhere within) a year from having to put up with the NCAA bullshit again. I hate Christmas music, as well...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2014 07:25 PM (JMmQ9)

144 Dave's biological mom stayed with Little this week while we were in Mexico.* He is very like her. Inherited her stubbornness, her love of politics, her learning disability. What they don't have is the bond of his formative years AND she's a dem. *There's a small sunburned patch right at the top of my cleavage, picked up last Thursday in Chichen Itza. Itches like the dickens and hurts all this time later.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 07, 2014 07:26 PM (N/cFh)

145 How does anyone root against KY? Duke I can understand, but KY?? Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 07, 2014 11:20 PM (jldxi) --Uh, cheering for KY is like cheering for the Yankees? Plus Calipari, an archetypal sleazy coach.

Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2014 07:26 PM (aeXtp)

146 Letterman was funny when he was on after Johnny Carson. After Carson retired & he didnÂ’t get the gig he turned into a bitter little, mean, man.

Posted by: Carol at April 07, 2014 07:26 PM (gjOCp)

147

There was a time that DiHydrogen Monoxide once destroyed the whole world.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 07, 2014 07:26 PM (jucos)

148 As a Christian I believe homosexual activity is a sin. Having said I've never attached a lot of emotion to that. I respect their right to security of person and property. Mostly, while holding to my faith, it's been live and let live. But I find my position hardening.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 07, 2014 07:27 PM (shNkh)

149 There's a small sunburned patch right at the top of my cleavage, picked up last Thursday in Chichen Itza. Itches like the dickens and hurts all this time later. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 07, 2014 11:26 PM (N/cFh) --------- You know the rule......

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 07:27 PM (ojnk6)

150 It's magical and false thinking to pretend that blood relationships are not the bedrock of human society. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at April 07, 2014 11:14 PM (ZPrif) Which is exactly why American society from politics to business to the military is divided strictly along clan and tribal lines. Oh wait. Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch you know it is interesting that in a lot of places it is divided along clan lines. I did not grow up in nyc, however, evrything in nyc has a clan base in it, which is unusual because I grew up in a place where you never considered ethnicity, religion in anything, at least not in the top ten things you consider. in nyc, your ethnic background is front and center, as is religion.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 07, 2014 07:27 PM (rDidD)

151 But I find my position hardening. Tell me more.

Posted by: Barney Frank at April 07, 2014 07:27 PM (WX3R9)

152 147 There was a time that DiHydrogen Monoxide once destroyed the whole world. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 07, 2014 11:26 PM (jucos) Never again, though. Next time it's KaBoom.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2014 07:28 PM (oMKp3)

153 *There's a small sunburned patch right at the top of my cleavage, picked up last Thursday in Chichen Itza. Itches like the dickens and hurts all this time later. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 07, 2014 11:26 PM (N/cFh) C'mon, you know the Ace rules

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 07:28 PM (HVff2)

154 There's a small sunburned patch right at the top of my cleavage, picked up last Thursday in Chichen Itza. Itches like the dickens and hurts all this time later. Posted by: Gingy -------------- Uh, oh. Possibly the bite of the dreaded Mexican Gingerbiter spider.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 07, 2014 07:28 PM (aDwsi)

155 Dihydrogen Monoxide ))) Being the badass I am I drink it down and since that doesn't kill me I dare it to kill me and bathe in it.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 07, 2014 07:29 PM (Fi+kS)

156 Uh, oh. Possibly the bite of the dreaded Mexican Gingerbiter spider. Posted by: Mike ------------ ...and * glances around for Dave * we'll need pictures to diagnose.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 07, 2014 07:29 PM (aDwsi)

157 I just followed one of those NC links and happened to see on that news site "Scientists Connect The Dots On Climate Change." Yeah, I'll bet we can all guess the "dots."

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 07, 2014 07:30 PM (jldxi)

158 I am so bad I turn DHMO into piss...

Posted by: Billy Cliton at April 07, 2014 07:30 PM (vHRtU)

159 Historically, my clan were border reivers who raided from Scotland across the border into England. I'd take it up myself but there's nothing in Mexico that I really want.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 07, 2014 07:30 PM (WUQo/)

160 Yet, as deadly as DiHydrogen Monoxide is, man simply could not live without it. Lack of Dihydrogen Monoxide has killed 10's of millions of people.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 07, 2014 07:31 PM (jucos)

161 I like Showtime Series the best of the last five or more years. I get updates & now they are doing Â“a groundbreaking documentary on human impact of climate change.Â” I wonder if a former HBO producer went to Showtime?

Posted by: Carol at April 07, 2014 07:31 PM (gjOCp)

162
And a database that lists all known current and past employees of all liberal newspapers, movie studios, student organizations, etc.. If information is going to be the weapon, we might as well start making lists.

Posted by: Stateless Infidel at April 07, 2014 11:12 PM (AC0lD)

Well, PJ O'Rourke famously said that the best part about being an evil conservative is drawing up the Enemies List.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2014 07:31 PM (AHzA7)

163 I really am not a fan of boycotts but I cannot think of a better way to convey the message of "enough." I have a feeling you will find industries which produce staples dominated by conservatives while luxuries, such as media, dominated by liberals. I am reasonably sure I can go a decade without buying any music or movies.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 07, 2014 07:32 PM (rDidD)

164 Chemist and chemical engineer here. I had to deal with barrels of hydrofluoric acid in my first job out of college at a plating plant. It always scared the poop out of me because I could imagine getting it on my skin without knowing it and waking up the next morning with the bones in my hand or arm dissolved. Perhaps I heard too many tall tales. I dealt with heavy solutions of cyanide by the thousands of gallons and later designed many treatment systems for it. I had a healthy respect for cyanide but no real fear.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit at April 07, 2014 07:33 PM (oWhIO)

165 Dave is at the local watching his ancestral team lose. His bio-mom flew home wearing a University of Kentucky necklace as part of her blue and white ensemble. I guess if you want pictures you'll have to get them from him.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at April 07, 2014 07:33 PM (N/cFh)

166 "I wonder if a former HBO producer went to Showtime?"
Posted by: Carol at April 07, 2014 11:31 PM (gjOCp)

They're under the same masthead. They're the same company with a comma between the common.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 07:33 PM (lq3Ak)

167 I just followed one of those NC links and happened to see on that news site "Scientists Connect The Dots On Climate Change." Yeah, I'll bet we can all guess the "dots."Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 07, 2014 11:30 PM (jldxi)
Heard a report on radio news today that "some believe" that fracking is to blame for the recent earthquake in Oklahoma.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at April 07, 2014 07:34 PM (4tAp3)

168 Historically, my clan were border reivers who raided from Scotland across the border into England. I'd take it up myself but there's nothing in Mexico that I really want. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 07, 2014 11:30 PM there's always those "Elvis" paintings on black velvet...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2014 07:34 PM (JMmQ9)

169 They're under the same masthead. They're the same company with a comma between the common.
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 11:33 PM (lq3Ak)

Whoops! I think I was wrong about that!

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 07:34 PM (lq3Ak)

170 you know it is interesting that in a lot of places it is divided along clan lines. I did not grow up in nyc, however, evrything in nyc has a clan base in it, which is unusual because I grew up in a place where you never considered ethnicity, religion in anything, at least not in the top ten things you consider. in nyc, your ethnic background is front and center, as is religion.
Posted by: yankeefifth at April 07, 2014 11:27 PM (rDidD)

Well a social system based mostly on clans and family relationships often is stable and effective in harsh environments e.g. Afghanistan, Iraq, much of Africa. The problem is that it usually leads to low-trust societies with high levels of violence and little economic or cultural advancement.

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 07, 2014 07:34 PM (pAlYe)

171 It is HBO owns Cinemax. Showtime owns The Movie Channel, I think.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 07:35 PM (lq3Ak)

172 I need a high voltage square wave for my research on cold plasmas. Does anyone know where to get HV switches that have on/off transition times So far I've only found Behlke and contacted them about one of their units, but I'd like have more options. I'm considering putting a circuit together myself, but want some prices to compare to for the finished units (which my professor prefers anyway since it saves time). Posted by: .87c at April 07, 2014 10:53 PM (qZPXs) Have you l ooked at Element 14 at Newark.com ? http://www.newark.com/getting-started Have you tried

Posted by: Steck at April 07, 2014 07:36 PM (5i94q)

173 My Klan came from, and still is in West Virginia. Almost heaven.....

Posted by: Robert Byrd at April 07, 2014 07:36 PM (jucos)

174 173 Isn't that "Klavern"?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 07:37 PM (ojnk6)

175 166 "I wonder if a former HBO producer went to Showtime?" Posted by: Carol at April 07, 2014 11:31 PM (gjOCp) They're under the same masthead. They're the same company with a comma between the common. Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 11:33 PM (lq3Ak) --No, it's HBO and Skinemax who are the same company. Showtime and CBS have the same parent company.

Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2014 07:37 PM (aeXtp)

176 Meanwhile, in San Francisco a crime wave has erupted. Gangs of hooded youth are tipping over Mercedes Smart Cars. Oh, the humanity!

Posted by: navybrat at April 07, 2014 07:38 PM (JgC5a)

177 My clan eats lutefisk. Which explains a lot, come to think of it.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2014 07:38 PM (oMKp3)

178 "My Klan came from, and still is in West Virginia. Almost heaven....."Posted by: Robert Byrd at April 07, 2014 11:36 PM (jucos)

You forgot the "D". Most Media outlets will do that, so let's not sweat the small things.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 07:38 PM (lq3Ak)

179 >>>173 My Klan came from, and still is in West Virginia. Almost heaven..... ------------- Fly like a kleagle, baby.

Posted by: Steve Miller at April 07, 2014 07:38 PM (WUQo/)

180 I think the liberals forget that whitey lets a lot of stuff slide, partly out of a sense of historical guilt, partly out of Christian decency. Letting it slide is an option, a kindness. We could quit letting it slide.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 07, 2014 07:39 PM (rDidD)

181 Yeah I heard fracking awakens monster-demons from Hell. Amazing, isn't it, how climate change "science" is so heavily dependent on spreading rumors?

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 07, 2014 07:39 PM (jldxi)

182 "--No, it's HBO and Skinemax who are the same company. Showtime and CBS have the same parent company."
Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2014 11:37 PM (aeXtp)

Yeah... I knew I was wrong as soon as I hit that *post* button.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 07:39 PM (lq3Ak)

183 "We could quit letting it slide." WORD.

Posted by: Billy Cliton at April 07, 2014 07:40 PM (vHRtU)

184
I am reasonably sure I can go a decade without buying any music or movies.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 07, 2014 11:32 PM (rDidD)

Buy??????

Posted by: BitTorrent at April 07, 2014 07:40 PM (AHzA7)

185 Damn sock.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 07, 2014 07:40 PM (vHRtU)

186 177 My clan eats lutefisk. Which explains a lot, come to think of it. Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2014 11:38 PM (oMKp3) Hey. Quit bogarting all that Red Devil Lye. You can't use it all on fish

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 07:40 PM (HVff2)

187 Fly like a kleagle, baby. Posted by: Steve Miller at April 07, 2014 11:38 PM Exactly.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2014 07:40 PM (JMmQ9)

188 I deal with acids and other dangerous chemicals at work. Odd thing is even wearing all the right PPE. I still do a very thorough rinse and soap wash of my hands, arms and face. There is nothing like wearing PPE to conjure the feeling of ghost burns. And make your nose itch. PPE Personal Protective Equipment

Posted by: Dendritic at April 07, 2014 07:41 PM (Fi+kS)

189 Letterman and O'Reilly--what a deadly combination. One is a blowhard (that's O'Blohard) and the other's shmuck. Between the two of them they're sort of double coyote ugly if you recall the old joke.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 07, 2014 07:43 PM (wdHk6)

190 "Liberals have forgotten how to be Liberal"
-Bernie Goldberg

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 07:44 PM (lq3Ak)

191 I demand ace and the COBs inves 67.4 billion in non-racist, non-sexist and anti-capitalist pro anarchist acre of woods of I-95.

Posted by: RWC at April 07, 2014 07:45 PM (QeH9j)

192 If you're going to discuss chemicals, I always recommend reading Derek Lowe's blog. His "Things I Won't Work With" posts are amazing. http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/things_i_wont_work_with/

Posted by: Xmas at April 07, 2014 07:45 PM (JoscM)

193 @Michael the Hobbit Right? I think HF is the only chemical I can think of that I actually fear. And I've had a beaker of mixed acids shatter/explode on my before. But HF man, ugh...

Posted by: .87c at April 07, 2014 07:45 PM (qZPXs)

194 "So, who here had UConn winning it all when you first filled out your brackets"
Posted by: grammie winger at April 07, 2014 11:25 PM (oMKp3)

I did!

Posted by: Lying Liars Who Lie at April 07, 2014 07:46 PM (lq3Ak)

195 I demand ace and the COBs inves 67.4 billion in non-racist, non-sexist and anti-capitalist pro anarchist acre of woods of I-95. That needs a TIGGER warning!!!

Posted by: Adriane... at April 07, 2014 07:47 PM (qoKTg)

196 Uh-oh

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 07:47 PM (lq3Ak)

197 Adriane to the Barrel!

Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2014 07:48 PM (aeXtp)

198 Adriane!...., Adriane!

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 07, 2014 07:48 PM (aDwsi)

199

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 07, 2014 07:48 PM (aDwsi)

200 double coyote ugly if you recall the old joke. Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 07, 2014 11:43 PM (wdHk6) I remember a bartender telling me & a friend what coyote ugly is but canÂ’t remember it now. It was lunchtime & we were not drunk.

Posted by: Carol at April 07, 2014 07:49 PM (gjOCp)

201 MOAR ADRIANE,!!!,!!

Posted by: The Barrel at April 07, 2014 07:49 PM (WUQo/)

202 The sacrifices I make for this place...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 07, 2014 07:49 PM (aDwsi)

203 Adriane? That's a trip to the barrel.

-Stay Small
-Take Small Breaths
-Touch NOTHING
-If you're Lucky, a scrub-brush will be sent-down.
-Dip it in the soap-sewage and start scrubbing.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 07:50 PM (lq3Ak)

204 oh well .... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eKSVu8ECIo

Posted by: Adriane... at April 07, 2014 07:50 PM (qoKTg)

205 We give John Denver short shrift around here. He crashed his plane not because he was drunk, but because he was short. See the book "The Atomic Chef" for the details...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2014 07:50 PM (JMmQ9)

206 200 double coyote ugly if you recall the old joke. Posted by: Comanche Voter at April 07, 2014 11:43 PM (wdHk6) I remember a bartender telling me & a friend what coyote ugly is but canÂ’t remember it now. It was lunchtime & we were not drunk. Posted by: Carol at April 07, 2014 11:49 PM (gjOCp) --Something to do with a coyote's willingness to gnaw its own leg out of a trap to escape as compared to someone gnawings oneself out of the bed of someone fugly.

Posted by: logprof at April 07, 2014 07:51 PM (aeXtp)

207 Its hard to have a Civil War, hot or cold, when only one side fields an army.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 07, 2014 07:51 PM (XRSxm)

208 Wow, that was a quick Merry go round ride

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 07:51 PM (HVff2)

209 Comanche Voter, I call him Bill OÂ’ Ego!

Posted by: Carol at April 07, 2014 07:51 PM (gjOCp)

210 I understand Ace of Spades once had modern blog software, but they had to scrap it because their sister Queen of Hearts blog couldnÂ’t afford it.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2014 07:53 PM (WX3R9)

211 209 Comanche Voter, I call him Bill OÂ’ Ego! Posted by: Carol at April 07, 2014 11:51 PM (gjOCp) Bill O'F*ckstick

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 07:53 PM (HVff2)

212 Rather than awaken your fugly bedmate, you chew your own arm off at the shoulder and make good your escape. Coyote Ugly.

Posted by: navybrat at April 07, 2014 07:53 PM (JgC5a)

213 205 We give John Denver short shrift around here. He crashed his plane not because he was drunk, but because he was short. See the book "The Atomic Chef" for the details... Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2014 11:50 PM (JMmQ9) Yeah, and I was short too!

Posted by: JFK, Jr. at April 07, 2014 07:53 PM (HxSXm)

214 ADRIANNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Rocky Balboa at April 07, 2014 07:53 PM (jucos)

215 Forget it Rock. Barrelees can't hear us.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at April 07, 2014 07:55 PM (aDwsi)

216 Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 07, 2014 11:53 PM (WX3R9) Shit, this blog was in even worse shape 9 years ago

Posted by: The Dude at April 07, 2014 07:56 PM (bStrg)

217 *throws newly-bought scrub-brush down to Adriane*

You'll be fine. Give it an hour past release and you'll start to breathe like a normal human being.

The sting, however, depends on your level of empathy.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 07:56 PM (lq3Ak)

218 We give John Denver short shrift around here. He crashed his plane not because he was drunk, but because he was short. See the book "The Atomic Chef" for the details... Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2014 11:50 PM (JMmQ9) Yeah, and I was short too! Posted by: JFK, Jr. at April 07, 2014 11:53 PM Well played. Golf clap.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2014 07:56 PM (JMmQ9)

219 "Well due to power and network issues I'm cut off from my prepared ONT and usual links."

Isn't this type of thing the norm now? This shtick isn't very funny anymore.

Posted by: Stan at April 07, 2014 07:56 PM (Ve8Uy)

220 Hey Stan where is your blog so,we can check out how witty & informative you are.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 07:58 PM (HVff2)

221 >>>Isn't this type of thing the norm now? This shtick isn't very funny anymore. Posted by: Stan at April 07, 2014 11:56 PM ------------ I would demand an immediate refund.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 07, 2014 07:58 PM (WUQo/)

222 Not looking forward to May 6th, way too much money coming out of my pocket

Posted by: The Dude at April 07, 2014 07:59 PM (bStrg)

223 In my lung ago youth, I worked in a semi-conductor fabrication factory. We use HF EVERYWHERE. I used it all the time. It was dangerous and caused bad skin burns even at low concentrations. The Flouride counter ion is really active. I used to make up solutions of HF and Nitric Acid to clean the quartz glassware in the deposition system I ran, which would get covered with Silox deposits, and that was the only thing that would clean them off. Wore lots of "PPE".

Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding Orca at April 07, 2014 07:59 PM (+1T7c)

224 219 Any complaints about the blog can be sent to wedontgaf@theaoshqthingy.netz. prompt attention is certain. After all, we want you to get your full money's worth. Oh, wait....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 07:59 PM (ojnk6)

225 Why did spaceships in "Star Wars" make noise?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 07, 2014 08:00 PM (V70Uh)

226 Yeah, HF takes no prisoners.

Posted by: eman at April 07, 2014 08:00 PM (AO9UG)

227 Double coyote ugly is when you chew the other arm off so it never happens again.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 07, 2014 08:00 PM (yh0zB)

228 Why did spaceships in "Star Wars" make noise? Posted by: Grampa Jimbo Because the audience is full of dummies.

Posted by: Bossy Conservative riding Orca at April 07, 2014 08:01 PM (+1T7c)

229 Dare I ask what did I miss?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2014 08:01 PM (UKcQ0)

230 192 If you're going to discuss chemicals, I always recommend reading Derek Lowe's blog. His "Things I Won't Work With" posts are amazing. http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/things_i_wont_work_with/ Posted by: Xmas at April 07, 2014 11:45 PM (JoscM) THAT'S what I was looking for! Those posts are P.J. O'Rourke-level funny.

Posted by: rickl at April 07, 2014 08:01 PM (sdi6R)

231 225 Why did spaceships in "Star Wars" make noise? Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 08, 2014 12:00 AM (V70Uh) International brotherhood of special effect artists. And who said family wasn't a good thing?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 08:01 PM (HVff2)

232 Why did spaceships in "Star Wars" make noise?

Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 08, 2014 12:00 AM (V70Uh)

___________________

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!!

Posted by: Admiral Akbar at April 07, 2014 08:01 PM (jucos)

233 229 See 219.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 08:01 PM (ojnk6)

234 HF ain't got nothin' on Dioxygen Diflouride (FOOF). http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2010/02/23/things_i_wont_work_with_dioxygen_difluoride.php

Posted by: Xmas at April 07, 2014 08:02 PM (JoscM)

235 225 Why did spaceships in "Star Wars" make noise? Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 08, 2014 12:00 AM (V70Uh) Because the sun revolves around the earth.

Posted by: RWC at April 07, 2014 08:02 PM (QeH9j)

236 Hey Stan where is your blog so,we can check out how witty & informative you are.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 11:58 PM (HVff2)

I did come off rude. Sorry. But I do wonder how a normal, prepared ONT would differ. If it's shtick, I stopped laughing a year ago.

Posted by: Stan at April 07, 2014 08:03 PM (Ve8Uy)

237 I DON'T understand how Obama still has a job! He said such hateful, evil, homophobic things when he supported traditional marriage! He MUST go!!!

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at April 07, 2014 08:03 PM (dTh2r)

238 Why did spaceships in "Star Wars" make noise? You try putting mufflers on a star destroyer.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 07, 2014 08:03 PM (0AKks)

239 225 Why did spaceships in "Star Wars" make noise? ------------ It masked some of the shitty dialogue in the prequels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 07, 2014 08:04 PM (WUQo/)

240 234 WTF? How hard is tinyurl.com? To the barrel.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 08:04 PM (ojnk6)

241 221 >>>Isn't this type of thing the norm now? This shtick isn't very funny anymore.
Posted by: Stan at April 07, 2014 11:56 PM
------------
I would demand an immediate refund.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 07, 2014 11:58 PM (WUQo/)

A refund form has been sent. Once received back it will be expedited and you should see your refund credit in 24-48 hours. Faster if you're a Platinum member.

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 07, 2014 08:04 PM (pAlYe)

242 Audiences expect noise. Even in space. Original Star Trek pilot opening there was no swoosh sound as Enterprise went flying by. But audiences, what can you do?

It would be a few years before HAL killed Poole in the silence of space. Never mind an alien xenomorph bursting from a chest.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2014 08:04 PM (UKcQ0)

243

The release date for the sequel to "Prometheus" has been moved forward. Sigourney Weaver has signed on to play... Ripley. Fassbender and Naomi whatsherface are returning. Apparently other actors from previous Alien flicks have also committed. In order to get this all to work, it is said that the story will involve... time travel. Also, the terrible screenplay from the first won't be a factor in this new one. The writer from "Lost" will be replaced with a much better writer to script Prometheus 2. His credits include "Sex and the City".

Boom.

I'm looking forward to it. I anticipate "Exorcist2: The Heretic" level of awesomeness.

Posted by: otho at April 07, 2014 08:05 PM (9gNQd)

244
If it's shtick, I stopped laughing a year ago.

Posted by: Stan at April 08, 2014 12:03 AM (Ve8Uy)

Since when has that mattered to these fuckers?

Posted by: Brian Dennehy at April 07, 2014 08:05 PM (AHzA7)

245 Posted by: rickl at April 08, 2014 12:01 AM (sdi6R) Was that you that had the gay couple call for fliers and then a 'family emergency' and never got back to you. Total fishing expedition.

Posted by: RWC at April 07, 2014 08:05 PM (QeH9j)

246 236 Hey Stan where is your blog so,we can check out how witty informative you are. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 11:58 PM (HVff2) I did come off rude. Sorry. But I do wonder how a normal, prepared ONT would differ. If it's shtick, I stopped laughing a year ago. Posted by: Stan at April 08, 2014 12:03 AM (Ve8Uy) Look on the side bar and go through the archives. Seriously if you've been here a year you would know better. Maet & the other cobs do a fine job.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 08:05 PM (HVff2)

247 shhh...he'll hear you...and then we'll get the beer can ont again...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 07, 2014 08:06 PM (yh0zB)

248 236 Stan, the exit door to this place and entry into Hot Air is to the left. If this place no longer amuses you, I would suggest, strongly, using it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 08:06 PM (ojnk6)

249 Oh geez otho if that is true.

Granny Ripley killing an alien warrior with her Hover-Round.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2014 08:06 PM (UKcQ0)

250 What does happen to sound waves in space?

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 07, 2014 08:07 PM (jldxi)

251 222 Not looking forward to May 6th, way too much money coming out of my pocket Posted by: The Dude at April 07, 2014 11:59 PM (bStrg) And May may be the month when the Ukraine pot that Putin is stirring finally boils over. 225 Why did spaceships in "Star Wars" make noise? Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 08, 2014 12:00 AM (V70Uh) Hell if I know. But what's even more stupid than the spaceships in Star Wars making noise is the droids making noises and screams (especially in the prequels) after they've been shot and "injured". Did the designers also put pain receptors in these robots?

Posted by: Thrawn at April 07, 2014 08:07 PM (WlWt+)

252 Hey hey Horde. Had my job interview today. I think things went really well. The #1 piece of advice I've read in some interviewing books I have is "make them like you," and the people interviewing me actually seemed to do so. Only downside: while in my previous recent interviews they let me know *right away* I was toast, on this one they won't have the news about a decision for 1-2 weeks. Ah well. Better to wait for good news than get bad news right away.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2014 08:07 PM (HVI5a)

253 In the first few episodes of Star Trek the Enterprise zoomed silently across the screen. People wrote in to complain. The producers added sound. The bleating stopped.

Posted by: eman at April 07, 2014 08:07 PM (AO9UG)

254 "What does happen to sound waves in space?" They do not propagate.

Posted by: navybrat at April 07, 2014 08:07 PM (JgC5a)

255 Maet & the other cobs do a fine job. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2014 12:05 AM (HVff2) Better than fine. ONT is my favorite place because they do all the digging for me.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at April 07, 2014 08:07 PM (dTh2r)

256 Faster if you're a Platinum member. Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at April 08, 2014 12:04 AM Good to know...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2014 08:07 PM (JMmQ9)

257 Stan must be related to CBD's friend Steve

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 08:08 PM (HVff2)

258 >>Look on the side bar and go through the archives. Seriously if you've been here a year you would know better. Maet & the other cobs do a fine job.

They do. So does Maet. It's just that same joke (if it is a joke), is old now. Otherwise the ONT is consistently very good.

Been mostly lurking since '06. I'll shutup now and revert to lurking mode.

Posted by: Stan at April 07, 2014 08:08 PM (Ve8Uy)

259 Enjoyed the Letterman piece at PJM. Is there anyone else here who would LOVE to see the following happen to Letterman in the next few years?: 1. A tell-all book comes out by one of his ex-confidantes, outlining all of the sex affairs he's had with his interns 2. His wife Regina divorces him into bankruptcy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2014 08:08 PM (HVI5a)

260 If anyone is interested, the pilot episode of "Turn" is available for free on Amazon. I also rented a movie called "Bad Johnson." It's about a dude whose penis leaves and becomes an actual person. Looks pretty funny.

Posted by: no good deed at April 07, 2014 08:09 PM (ILBCY)

261 250 What does happen to sound waves in space? Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 08, 2014 12:07 AM (jldxi) They don't exist in the vacuum if Space.

Posted by: eman at April 07, 2014 08:09 PM (AO9UG)

262 Time is unfair. Distance is also a drag. Together, they can put a dent in a life. But without them, everything would be happening simultaneously in one spot. I don't think we're ready for that. That's all I've got to say tonight, except, thanks, Maet, for letting us peek over your shoulder at your browser tabs (um, you might want to close that one tab there.. rubtub.com or something.. she's pretty, tho) and.. Good night, Gracies.

Posted by: mindful webworker - exasperated at April 07, 2014 08:09 PM (U13jb)

263 "Why did spaceships in "Star Wars" make noise?"
Posted by: Grampa Jimbo at April 08, 2014 12:00 AM (V70Uh)

George Lucas. The cause of, and solution to all of Space Movie problems.

I've got a better question.

-How come 80's computers bleeped, rang, "skattled-and-diggiled" the audio every time text was realized?

I'd like to know... what movie before "War Games" started that "skattered-diggiling" -?

It still sucks.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 08:09 PM (lq3Ak)

264 "What Money Spent on Public Education Gets Us: Nothing"

What do you mean? I bought some great football stadiums, fieldhouses, school buildings and most importantly some plaques with the names of the Sec. of Education and school board members on them. It also bought some world class pension benefits.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 07, 2014 08:09 PM (IV4od)

265 somebody take these Reese's away from me...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 07, 2014 08:09 PM (yh0zB)

266 So has anyone admitted to having sex in space?

Posted by: E.T. at April 07, 2014 08:09 PM (uGlk8)

267 Lay off Stan! He draws awesome superheroes.

Posted by: Teh Most Interesting Man at April 07, 2014 08:10 PM (dTh2r)

268 252 Good deal Steve. Best wishes headed your way. I'm in the same time frame. If all works out, we may even be able to do some biz together. Be well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 08:10 PM (ojnk6)

269 Sex in space? Wasn't that a Streiber novel?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2014 08:10 PM (UKcQ0)

270

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 08, 2014 12:06 AM (ojnk6)

Love you too, man.

Posted by: Stan at April 07, 2014 08:10 PM (Ve8Uy)

271 MWNP: good luck to you too. Thanks!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2014 08:10 PM (HVI5a)

272 ....and not with themselves.

Posted by: E.T. at April 07, 2014 08:11 PM (uGlk8)

273 ....and not with themselves.

Posted by: E.T. at April 07, 2014 08:11 PM (uGlk8)

274 266 So has anyone admitted to having sex in space? ------------ Greedo shot first.

Posted by: Jabba the Hut at April 07, 2014 08:11 PM (WUQo/)

275 266 So has anyone admitted to having sex in space? ------------ Greedo shot first.

Posted by: Jabba the Hut at April 07, 2014 08:11 PM (WUQo/)

276 Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2014 12:08 AM (HVI5a) Only 2, not 8 more. 3. Dave & Anton Fig are outed as ghey lovers 4. Sandra Bernhardt hits Dave with an Escalade

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 08:11 PM (HVff2)

277 Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2014 12:08 AM (HVI5a) Only 2, not 8 more. 3. Dave & Anton Fig are outed as ghey lovers 4. Sandra Bernhardt hits Dave with an Escalade

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 08:11 PM (HVff2)

278

258 >>Look on the side bar and go through the archives. Seriously if you've
been here a year you would know better. Maet the other cobs do a
fine job.

They do. So does Maet. It's just that same joke (if it is a joke), is old now. Otherwise the ONT is consistently very good.

Been mostly lurking since '06. I'll shutup now and revert to lurking mode.

Posted by: Stan at April 08, 2014 12:08 AM (Ve8Uy)

Old Jokes? Never heard of them

Posted by: Charles Gibson at April 07, 2014 08:11 PM (LI48c)

279

Posted by: Stan at April 08, 2014 12:08 AM (Ve8Uy)

Old Jokes? Never heard of them

Posted by: Charles Gibson at April 07, 2014 08:11 PM (LI48c)

280 Gee usajobs.gov, to apply for a TSA job can only use the built in resume builder.

Wonder what that says about the applicants?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2014 08:11 PM (UKcQ0)

281 Gee usajobs.gov, to apply for a TSA job can only use the built in resume builder.

Wonder what that says about the applicants?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2014 08:11 PM (UKcQ0)

282 *snarfs another Reese's*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 07, 2014 08:12 PM (yh0zB)

283 *snarfs another Reese's*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 07, 2014 08:12 PM (yh0zB)

284 "A refund form has been sent. Once received back it will be expedited and you should see your refund credit in 24-48 hours. Faster if you're a Platinum member."

You have to pay return shipping on unused ampersands.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 07, 2014 08:12 PM (noWW6)

285 "A refund form has been sent. Once received back it will be expedited and you should see your refund credit in 24-48 hours. Faster if you're a Platinum member."

You have to pay return shipping on unused ampersands.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 07, 2014 08:12 PM (noWW6)

286 270 GFY, Stan. Meant, of course, in the nicest possible way.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 08:12 PM (ojnk6)

287 270 GFY, Stan. Meant, of course, in the nicest possible way.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 08:12 PM (ojnk6)

288
Sigourney Weaver has signed on to play... Ripley.

On either Aliens or Alien3 she made a big deal out of not selling out by doing sequels. Refused to consider doing another turn as Ripley, because "artist" or some shit. Right up until they started throwing cash at her.

Not that I'm against making a buck, just be honest about it, don't bleat like a self-righteous cunt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2014 08:12 PM (AHzA7)

289
Sigourney Weaver has signed on to play... Ripley.

On either Aliens or Alien3 she made a big deal out of not selling out by doing sequels. Refused to consider doing another turn as Ripley, because "artist" or some shit. Right up until they started throwing cash at her.

Not that I'm against making a buck, just be honest about it, don't bleat like a self-righteous cunt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2014 08:12 PM (AHzA7)

290 Because I can't just keep my earworms to myself, Seether, "Weak": http://youtu.be/cVTltpLzJk0

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 07, 2014 08:13 PM (0AKks)

291 Because I can't just keep my earworms to myself, Seether, "Weak": http://youtu.be/cVTltpLzJk0

Posted by: Blanco Basura at April 07, 2014 08:13 PM (0AKks)

292 Re the upcoming... er, 'bad times:' One of the reasons I'm kinda sorta optimistic about heading them off is... even the left these days seems to like (or be rapidly warming up to) the idea of America splitting up into red and blue segments. Just about a month ago, even the annoying super-leftist Hollywood columnist I've complained about, Jeffrey Wells, was saying it would probably be a decent solution. Of course, then he went into this ridiculous cartoon fantasy about what it would be like for blue state elites (like him, of course) to vacation in the red states. Demeaning stereotype city.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2014 08:13 PM (HVI5a)

293 Re the upcoming... er, 'bad times:' One of the reasons I'm kinda sorta optimistic about heading them off is... even the left these days seems to like (or be rapidly warming up to) the idea of America splitting up into red and blue segments. Just about a month ago, even the annoying super-leftist Hollywood columnist I've complained about, Jeffrey Wells, was saying it would probably be a decent solution. Of course, then he went into this ridiculous cartoon fantasy about what it would be like for blue state elites (like him, of course) to vacation in the red states. Demeaning stereotype city.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2014 08:13 PM (HVI5a)

294 Posted by: torquewrench at April 08, 2014 12:12 AM (noWW6) WT&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 08:13 PM (HVff2)

295 Posted by: torquewrench at April 08, 2014 12:12 AM (noWW6) WT&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 08:13 PM (HVff2)

296 I also rented a movie called "Bad Johnson." It's about a dude whose penis leaves and becomes an actual person. Looks pretty funny.

Posted by: no good deed at April 08, 2014 12:09 AM (ILBCY)

Yeah, think I'll pass on that.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 07, 2014 08:14 PM (XRSxm)

297 Misanthropic: those would be nice too, but we have to pace ourselves. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2014 08:14 PM (HVI5a)

298 I rocked Цыган's world on our space flight.

Posted by: Дезик, the Russian Space Dog, at April 07, 2014 08:15 PM (wu/TK)

299 Bad Johnson sounds like someone watched the end credits to Return of the Re-Animator and got icky inspired.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2014 08:15 PM (UKcQ0)

300 John Glenn told the first lies about sex in Space. "Guys, I'm not making this up! She was green and she belly-danced!"

Posted by: eman at April 07, 2014 08:15 PM (AO9UG)

301 Not that I'm against making a buck, just be honest about it, don't bleat like a self-righteous cunt. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 08, 2014 12:12 AM (AHzA7) I suppose when you are in your 60s & need the money. I don't see her door being beaten down for leading roles

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 08:15 PM (HVff2)

302 Maet, any chance you could kill 240 and enshorten the blog?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 08:15 PM (ojnk6)

303 have gun, will travel

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2014 08:16 PM (JMmQ9)

304 DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME?

Posted by: Joshua at April 07, 2014 08:16 PM (WUQo/)

305 Except Laika died in orbit, the Soviets never planned to return her to Earth. How shocking how the Soviets view the value of life - does it advance the cause of the State.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2014 08:16 PM (UKcQ0)

306 So I picked up this book that was on the Sunday book thread written by a moron called "The Dragon's Fury" because I like to support moron/ette authors and also he has the same last name as my son-in-law. I don't know if he pronounces it the same, though.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 07, 2014 08:17 PM (yh0zB)

307
So has anyone admitted to having sex in space?

------------

Greedo shot first.

Posted by: Jabba the Hut at April 08, 2014 12:11 AM (WUQo/)

*snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2014 08:17 PM (AHzA7)

308 Lexx was a bug-spaceship.

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 07, 2014 08:17 PM (jldxi)

309

Cold civil war? Problem is you're at war with the degraded remnant of your own institutions, not the idiots "on the other side".

A board of directors firing a fresh highly-touted CEO because of entirely unrelated stuff, that is being mau-mau'd into it - there's your board of directors apparently forgetting its sole responsibility (fiduciary, to share/stake-holders).

O-care? Well there's institutional collapse in all directions (incl. the private sector), but just pick the nukyler one, the SCOTUS. This absurdly multifariously unconstitutional "law" (or suggestion, apparently) should have been trashed 9-0 on any number of grounds. The actual decision on the issue chosen resoundingly confirmed that the constitutional system is broken, and the very values and principles that formed its basis are now giving way to alien - and incredibly stupid - radical celebrations of State power.

I attempt to boycott an amazing array of things (it's easier that my consumption habits don't include many of the main targets anyway). Don't actually tell most people, of course.

But good luck "boycotting" virtually the entire "education", entertainment, and government industries (I like that term). Remember that unionized "heroes" (cops, firemen) are in many cases just as big a component of your enemy as the FSA or the alien leftist scum (even WI dare not get serious about the massive theft in THAT part of the budget, even though addressing it would surely yield equal/better results than the instant and dramatic ones from just crushing the teacher's union). $$$$$$ Good luck forming a coalition when most private sector segments are dying to emulate the sickening and destructive path of the chickenshit and rent-seeking health insurance industry (checked any of your stock portfolio companies' websites recently? howz the "green" and "inclusion" content there?)

The institutions are gone, the electorate is mostly gone. Cold civil war? Nah. Middle stages of long-term decay, now speeding up rapidly and deepening and broadening in its virulence. Ain't no pendulum here, don't be looking for a swing back.

Posted by: non-purist at April 07, 2014 08:17 PM (afQnV)

310 alright...this is the last one...i swear it...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 07, 2014 08:19 PM (yh0zB)

311 Posted by: non-purist at April 08, 2014 12:17 AM (afQnV) Yeah, physical separation will be the final act.

Posted by: eman at April 07, 2014 08:19 PM (AO9UG)

312 Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 08, 2014 12:17 AM (jldxi) That was no bug

Posted by: The Dude at April 07, 2014 08:19 PM (bStrg)

313 Shaka, when the volume level fell.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 07, 2014 08:20 PM (V4CBV)

314 GGE its the last one because you finally ate them all.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2014 08:20 PM (UKcQ0)

315 Posted by: non-purist at April 08, 2014 12:17 AM (afQnV) Monty has a new Doom sock. J/k a little too late to go full bore doom

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 08:20 PM (HVff2)

316 *TOP FIVE REAL REASONS LETTERMAN'S QUITTING* 5. CBS refuses to kidnap Drew Barrymore and force her to dance naked on his desk again 4. He and his entire team of writers have officially ran out of fat jokes to tell about Chris Christie 3. Craig Ferguson's got backstage photos of him and Paul doing stupid penis tricks 2. Not enough cake makeup in the world to make that puckered sour face look friendly 1. The Viagra's just not working anymore

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2014 08:20 PM (HVI5a)

317 These kids are racist against our black first lady and should eat the food they told to eat so they live longer.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at April 07, 2014 08:20 PM (iB0Q2)

318 "Middle stages of long-term decay, now speeding up rapidly and deepening and broadening in its virulence." Once the paychecks and pension checks start bouncing, game over. Buckle up, hang on to your ass.

Posted by: navybrat at April 07, 2014 08:20 PM (JgC5a)

319 Actually, Greedo didn't even shoot. Just a talker.

Posted by: eman at April 07, 2014 08:21 PM (AO9UG)

320 Hmm, let's see which politician the media focuses on. Random Conservative Christian who *gasp* made out with some staffer or Anti-gun crusader who was secretly a gun runner Place your bets, folks!

Posted by: Lauren at April 07, 2014 08:21 PM (hFL/3)

321 Lexx was a giant moth. Or a pair of testicles.

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 07, 2014 08:22 PM (jldxi)

322 Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2014 12:20 AM (HVI5a) Bravo, well done. CBS needs to hire you as a writer

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 08:22 PM (HVff2)

323 http://youtu.be/LXTLQ4k8JXk

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 07, 2014 08:22 PM (yh0zB)

324 Misanthropic: thanks again! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2014 08:22 PM (HVI5a)

325 Ah well. Better to wait for good news than get bad news right away. Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2014 12:07 AM (HVI5a) Good luck. You never know what could happen. We interviewed a guy a month ago and we asked him (he was nervous as hell. Shaking. cold sweats.) how high was his anxiety from 1 to 10. He said 10. We rephrased the question..nope, still at 10. Best. Frickin. Hire. Ever. Dude just had an off day and sucks at interviews.

Posted by: RWC at April 07, 2014 08:22 PM (QeH9j)

326 GGE its the last one because you finally ate them all.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2014 12:20 AM (UKcQ0)

*searches through package*

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 07, 2014 08:23 PM (yh0zB)

327 Original version Greedo was talking smack about stealing the Millennium Falcon, you know the inanimate object that Han Solo loves. So Han shot him.

Which in some ways is stolen from Trouble With Tribbles where Scotty resists Klingon provocation until they insult Enterprise. Then they were Flyons.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2014 08:23 PM (UKcQ0)

328 Compound bow and elbow ONT Compliance Pic http://tinyurl.com/m7rajpe

Posted by: kbdabear at April 07, 2014 08:23 PM (aTXUx)

329 RWC: thanks! And absolutely true about the kind of people who oftentimes turn out to be the greatest assets to a company. Think superficially, get superficial candidates. Think deeper and get...

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2014 08:24 PM (HVI5a)

330 ..."Place your bets, folks!"
Posted by: Lauren at April 08, 2014 12:21 AM (hFL/3)

Your Million-to-One Offer is intriguing. -One dollar only?

*keeps dollar in pocket*

Your wares may be welcome elsewhere.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 08:24 PM (lq3Ak)

331 Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at April 08, 2014 12:20 AM (iB0Q2) Sit down and eat your Wagyu beef or you don't get imported tiramisu!

Posted by: RWC at April 07, 2014 08:25 PM (QeH9j)

332
Cold civil war? Problem is you're at war with the degraded remnant of your own institutions, not the idiots "on the other side".

A board of directors firing a fresh highly-touted CEO because of entirely unrelated stuff, that is being mau-mau'd into it - there's your board of directors apparently forgetting its sole responsibility (fiduciary, to share/stake-holders).

Funny thing is, the Mauve Mau-Maus were being used by OKCupid in a sick publicity stunt. Does anyone REALLY believe that OKCupid gave a shit about a piddly $1k political contribution???? It was all about pumping up their paying subscriber list.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 07, 2014 08:25 PM (AHzA7)

333 I find it odd the Cobs work as hard as they do on the ONT. It's like finely polishing a rock you throw into a lake to watch the ripples. Once the rock leaves their hand the randomness of the hoard takes over. Depending on the night their thoughtful direction is lost within 20 posts. I commend them for the effort taken to find weird interesting crap for us to discuss knowing it will be mostly ignored.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 07, 2014 08:26 PM (Fi+kS)

334 I did come off rude. Sorry. But I do wonder how a normal, prepared ONT would differ. If it's shtick, I stopped laughing a year ago.
Posted by: Stan at April 08, 2014 12:03 AM (Ve8Uy)

[strokes goatee thoughtfully]

Yes. Yes indeedy.

How would a non-prepared ONT be different?

An interesting experiment - one I've toyed with in my mind from time to time.

And perhaps now is the right time to do a little exploring in non-prepared ONT subject response space.

Hmmm. Yes. So many possibilities. I must head to the laboratory and begin the preparations.

[smiles and starts whistling while heading into the garage]

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 07, 2014 08:27 PM (pAlYe)

335 Think superficially, get superficial candidates. Think deeper and get... Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2014 12:24 AM (HVI5a) Well, not to brag, but I was the one who fought for him. Talked to himon the phone and one on one and knew his performance wasn't normal.

Posted by: RWC at April 07, 2014 08:27 PM (QeH9j)

336 Elbows, ass, it's all good. Yeah & the bow was nice too

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 08:27 PM (HVff2)

337 GGE

I bet the vending machine is getting nervous. And GGE I should have taken up that offer with your place for employment. Would have meant moving, but oh well I will keep plugging.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2014 08:27 PM (UKcQ0)

338 Uh oh... Maet is going to install that spare Flux Capacitor in the unofficial AoS time machine.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2014 08:28 PM (UKcQ0)

339

321 I find it odd the Cobs work as hard as they do on the ONT. It's like finely polishing a rock you throw into a lake to watch the ripples. Once the rock leaves their hand the randomness of the hoard takes over. Depending on the night their thoughtful direction is lost within 20 posts. I commend them for the effort taken to find weird interesting crap for us to discuss knowing it will be mostly ignored.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 08, 2014 12:26 AM (Fi+kS)

But if a war hero that has recently died gets mentioned you'd better fucking make sure there are enough comments about him!!!1111!!!!11!!1!

Posted by: buzzion at April 07, 2014 08:28 PM (LI48c)

340 If my calculations are correct, when this ONT hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

Posted by: Doc Brown at April 07, 2014 08:29 PM (WUQo/)

341 Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at April 08, 2014 12:27 AM (pAlYe) My memory sucks at times. But.....seems to me we he. Hell of an ONT with just liver and one other object to discuss

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 08:29 PM (HVff2)

342 RWC: good for you for giving him that second chance. It was empathetic, smart, and good business sense. :-) That's the kind of thing I personally really wish more interviewers would do, instead of just imagining themselves the frickin' Roman Emperor giving thumbs up or thumbs down.

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2014 08:29 PM (HVI5a)

343 I need to teach that young lass proper technique. She's going to hurt herself with that bow.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at April 07, 2014 08:29 PM (l3vZN)

344 Actually, Greedo didn't even shoot. Just a talker. Posted by: eman at April 08, 2014 12:21 AM (AO9UG) Typical womanÂ…

Posted by: Salacious Crumb at April 07, 2014 08:30 PM (AymDN)

345 "How would a non-prepared ONT be different?"

I though that was established last Summer. What was the formula? A gun, a tin can and a piece of cheese?

-Three Pictures Makes an ONT.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 07, 2014 08:30 PM (lq3Ak)

346 Sadly, souls are now perfectly safe on the ONT. In days gone by a lovely thief snatched them away.

Posted by: eman at April 07, 2014 08:31 PM (AO9UG)

347 Wow, a picture of Pixy????

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/clownify-stickers-7.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2014 08:31 PM (UKcQ0)

348 Greedo was actually played by a woman.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 07, 2014 08:31 PM (V4CBV)

349 327 Damn right!! Eleventy!!! Because we don't respect them enough here and have some threads that are just blowoffs and not serious you guys enough.

Posted by: NCWoof sock at April 07, 2014 08:32 PM (ojnk6)

350 And perhaps now is the right time to do a little exploring in non-prepared ONT subject response space. Hmmm. Yes. So many possibilities. I must head to the laboratory and begin the preparations. [smiles and starts whistling while heading into the garage] Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at April 08, 2014 12:27 AM (pAlYe) Well, we already know that a fat guy, a liver, and a can will result in a 1000+ commented ONT. But whatever you do, make sure the sloth is on stand byÂ…

Posted by: The ONT's Back-up Sloth at April 07, 2014 08:32 PM (AymDN)

351 >>>336 Greedo was actually played by a woman. ----------- I thought I noticed some cans under that pressure suit.

Posted by: Han Solo at April 07, 2014 08:33 PM (WUQo/)

352 Posted by: qdpsteve at April 08, 2014 12:29 AM (HVI5a) It's a second chance and a tool to get folks in line. Seriously, he is putting them to shame. I may just have to pull a thumbs up/ thumbs down. Give me more like him and I guarantee I'll be the one with the most posts

Posted by: RWC at April 07, 2014 08:33 PM (QeH9j)

353 LOL I think someone has hit upon genius in marketing

http://www.ufunk.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/clownify-stickers-22.jpg

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2014 08:33 PM (UKcQ0)

354 "Well, we already know that a fat guy, a liver, and a can will result in a 1000+ commented ONT. " We also know that no matter what happens, we can not let ace do the ONT.

Posted by: Lauren at April 07, 2014 08:34 PM (hFL/3)

355 RWC: hmm... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2014 08:34 PM (HVI5a)

356 Well horde, must sign off. Have a 5 hr ride to the home office tomorrow. Yippee 2'days of meetings then return travel. Motels & bad food and vouchers. Be well. Hope to see you all late Wednesday on ONT

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 08:34 PM (HVff2)

357

eman - no, I don't see physical separation coming. That is, apart from that already happening (CA moving to TX, etc.). Inertia is the greatest force in nature, and I cannot imagine the "separation" getting beyond migration. OK, a few uppity states (ID on gun laws, for example). Maybe some of that. But overall? Nah. Just more sorting out, by state.

navybrat - hmm, don't see kinetic financial events, either. CA has been bankrupt probably a few times the last 10 years (wildly unconstitutional and unprecedented, of course - or, in today's parlance, "just another day in what used to be the US"). Look at 2008. Ridiculous. It eats at the economist in me that there simply is no way that the bubble-reflation/lawlessness that erupted after 2008 can continue indefinitely. But it's already gone a few years past my expectations.

The combination of a naturally incredible economy (legacy factor) and a rapacious lawless parasitic public sector can lead to LONG periods of decline, without precipitous drops. I cannot imagine the police or fire pensions just failing, for example. When state constitutions and sane monetary practices and lawful financial approaches are no bar - and they're no longer even speed bumps - anything is possible. Money will be printed, imagined, stolen, and otherwise arranged.

I think dramatic, kinetic outcomes (crashes, "burnings", separations, civil wars) are extremely unlikely. My anger and despair at it all match or exceed yours, but I just don't see these things in the cards. Slow, ignominious decline seems far more likely.

Posted by: non-purist at April 07, 2014 08:35 PM (afQnV)

358 Lunches that would be banned by the Food Stassi

http://www.ufunk.net/en/food/lunchbox-dad/

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2014 08:35 PM (UKcQ0)

359 342 Lauren, never seen or remember an Ace ONT. Can I ask what did not work with it? And, sock off.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 08:36 PM (ojnk6)

360 Posted by: MÃ¦tenloch at April 08, 2014 12:27 AM I may bitch, from time to time, about the timing of the ONT. I know better than to bitch about the availability of free ice cream. This place keeps me sane.

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2014 08:36 PM (JMmQ9)

361 342 "Well, we already know that a fat guy, a liver, and a can will result in a 1000+ commented ONT. " We also know that no matter what happens, we can not let ace do the ONT. That's it Lauren. You nailed it

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 07, 2014 08:36 PM (HVff2)

362 Anna, yup. Another great idea: boxing dummy bags with Letterman's face on them. Or Reid's, or Oprah's, or... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2014 08:36 PM (HVI5a)

363 The scene where Luke punched Darth Vader in the chest and a can of Mountain Dew came out is my favorite.

Posted by: eman at April 07, 2014 08:36 PM (AO9UG)

364 Goodnight Misanthropic. Have a safe trip there and back!

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2014 08:37 PM (HVI5a)

365 "Slow, ignominious decline seems far more likely." Starting when? I am thinking Pickett's Charge.

Posted by: navybrat at April 07, 2014 08:38 PM (JgC5a)

366 ace doing an ONT.

"So Egon what happens when we cross the memes?"

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2014 08:38 PM (UKcQ0)

367 -Three Pictures Makes an ONT.
Posted by: Slapweasel at April 08, 2014 12:30 AM (lq3Ak)

Wells yeah sure if you're into ONT formalism. But what if the only structure is a lack of structure? Or preparation.

Posted by: Mætenloch at April 07, 2014 08:38 PM (pAlYe)

368 Well horde, must sign off. Have a 5 hr ride to the home office tomorrow. Yippee 2'days of meetings then return travel. Motels & bad food and vouchers. Be well. Hope to see you all late Wednesday on ONT Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 08, 2014 12:34 AM Business travel. It's just like being on Vacation...

Posted by: AltonJackson at April 07, 2014 08:39 PM (JMmQ9)

369 "Lauren, never seen or remember an Ace ONT. Can I ask what did not work with it? And, sock off." The last time he did one he ended up throwing up his hands and putting up a replacement ONT a few hours in after we got too rowdy in the original one.

Posted by: Lauren at April 07, 2014 08:39 PM (hFL/3)

370 ONT as haiku

Will that be next?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2014 08:39 PM (UKcQ0)

371 : Lauren at April 08, 2014 12:39 AM (hFL/3) ---------- Was it his content, or the fact that Ace put it up that caused the rowdiness?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 08:42 PM (ojnk6)

372 I hate to point out the real reason for the ONT. But I ran out of chemtrail vinegar and can't keep quiet anymore. The cobs know you are all drunken dimwits that are predisposed to subliminal mind control. The nights the ONT sucks are the nights they are giving you subliminal marching orders. WAKE UP PEOPLE!11!!

Posted by: Dendritic at April 07, 2014 08:42 PM (Fi+kS)

373 Slow, ignominious decline seems far more likely.

Posted by: non-purist at April 08, 2014 12:35 AM (afQnV

That is the process we are in now. Will it, can it change? Can the American spirit re-emerge after a long, dormant period?

Posted by: cm9000 at April 07, 2014 08:44 PM (XRSxm)

374 ONT derailed by whiny pissant and old joke, but mostly whiny pissant.

Posted by: Waaah Maet reused a joke at April 07, 2014 08:44 PM (LI48c)

375 Non-prepped ONT Compliance Pic http://tinyurl.com/mg7x2tg

Posted by: kbdabear at April 07, 2014 08:45 PM (aTXUx)

376

Maet, prepped or improvised, your ONTs are sublime. As I recently commented, though my indolence and despair at the state of things have tremendously reduced the scope of my web consumption, the ONT here has got be one of the most interesting, intelligent feature on any blog. The content and often the comments make for an amazing read.

But I promise no more verbose DOOM! comments tonight. Probably should just ask Anna if there are any interesting new WWII books or museum restorations (still have the article on the Iowa-class BBs fire-control computers bookmarked but unread).

Speaking of museums, friend was just in Vegas and said there is a cool museum for the nuclear test site in a Vegas federal bldg. (haven't looked up anything on it yet). Like me the friend had his hands in nuke stuff a ways back and he said the docent and curator basically gave him a personal tour as they gossiped about nukyler stuff and personalities.

Posted by: non-purist at April 07, 2014 08:45 PM (afQnV)

377 I hate to point out the real reason for the ONT. But I ran out of chemtrail vinegar and can't keep quiet anymore. The cobs know you are all drunken dimwits that are predisposed to subliminal mind control. The nights the ONT sucks are the nights they are giving you subliminal marching orders. WAKE UP PEOPLE!11!! Posted by: Dendritic at April 08, 2014 12:42 AM (Fi+kS) That is why I only drink distilled water or rainwater. For the Purity and Essence of our bodily fluidsÂ…

Posted by: Gen. Ripper at April 07, 2014 08:45 PM (AymDN)

378 Ace's ONT would leave none without feeling TBH3K. Which would be ok. Its blog, its rules. But when it wakes up and realizes it banned itself is when the fun starts.

Posted by: RWC at April 07, 2014 08:46 PM (QeH9j)

379 Speaking of museums, friend was just in Vegas and said there is a cool museum for the nuclear test site in a Vegas federal bldg. (haven't looked up anything on it yet). Like me the friend had his hands in nuke stuff a ways back and he said the docent and curator basically gave him a personal tour as they gossiped about nukyler stuff and personalities. Posted by: non-purist at April 08, 2014 12:45 AM (afQnV) Good museum. Worth dropping by if you're in Vegas

Posted by: The Atomic Hat at April 07, 2014 08:47 PM (AymDN)

380 For everyone here who enjoys haunting stories, here's a piece that was posted in OCWeekly today on Holy Cross Cemetery of Anaheim, California. Still (barely) in business, but its last burial was in the 1950s (!). http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/2014/04/holy_cross_cemetery_anaheim.php#more

Posted by: qdpsteve at April 07, 2014 08:49 PM (HVI5a)

381 93 It's magical and false thinking to pretend that blood relationships are not the bedrock of human society. Posted by: Flatbush Joe Very true. My family just had a great gathering for my Mom's funeral. She was 77, a lot there from her generation, but fewer from the next. Understandable. An interesting thing just occurred to me. The ones that show for these events are the conservative ones. Granted my liberal uncle who is a Lutheran minister is there... OK, I'm rambling...

Posted by: The Farmer at April 07, 2014 08:50 PM (eBupg)

382 Good museum. Worth dropping by if you're in Vegas Posted by: The Atomic Hat at April 08, 2014 especially in late July, early August, or so.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 07, 2014 08:51 PM (rDidD)

383

cm9000 .....

"That is the process we are in now. Will it, can it change?"

No. Yes, in theory.

"Can the American spirit re-emerge after a long, dormant period?"

I'd frame it differently. That spirit still burns bright in many. But they are greatly outnumbered by people with alien sensibilities, and then there's the vast wasteland of the barely-engaged (beyond their own narrow lives) in between. And as I noted, the institutional rot (not just a recent thing) may have reached an irreversible point. See Maet's item above about pencil-twirling leading to an "incident". Try to imagine ANY element of that real story occurring in America - hell, even 10 years ago.

Posted by: non-purist at April 07, 2014 08:51 PM (afQnV)

384 Give me a nudge when the cold civil war turns hot. Until then its all so much yadda, yadda, yaddaÂ….. boring.

Posted by: Angel with a sword at April 07, 2014 08:53 PM (hpgw1)

385 It's magical and false thinking to pretend that blood relationships are not the bedrock of human society. ))) Familial connection is likely the real bond. I would die for a SIL the same as my Sister. Like a gang but good.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 07, 2014 08:53 PM (Fi+kS)

386

Thanks, Atomic Hat (recally that you are a NV guy).

Some time in the future there is an epic southwestern US military/aviation museum trip coming up. I keep adding stops.

Posted by: non-purist at April 07, 2014 08:57 PM (afQnV)

387 373 Opps A SIL married into the clan becomes blood so bad analogy.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 07, 2014 08:58 PM (Fi+kS)

388 375 Uhh...what?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 09:01 PM (ojnk6)

389 "Some time in the future there is an epic southwestern US military/aviation museum trip coming up. I keep adding stops."

Arizona alone will keep you busy. Pima Air and Space Museum. AMARC. The Titan ICBM site.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 07, 2014 09:01 PM (noWW6)

390 Oh feldergarp... they are making a Battlestar Galactica movie that will reboot things. Screenplay by the guy who is giving us Transcendence.

http://tinyurl.com/njc6bg5

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 07, 2014 09:04 PM (UKcQ0)

391 377 "Some time in the future there is an epic southwestern US military/aviation museum trip coming up. I keep adding stops." Arizona alone will keep you busy. Pima Air and Space Museum. AMARC. The Titan ICBM site. Posted by: torquewrench at April 08, 2014 01:01 AM (noWW6) Castle Air Museum.... Merced CA... HUGE outdoor museum...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 07, 2014 09:04 PM (84gbM)

392 I should have taken up that offer with your place for employment. Would have meant moving, but oh well I will keep plugging.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 08, 2014 12:27 AM (UKcQ0)

It's probably not too late.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 07, 2014 09:05 PM (yh0zB)

393 375 Uhh...what? I was trying to make a point that blood relations are no more important than familial relations. But used a SIL as my example. Well a SIL kinda becomes blood with the first kid. But I have family that has no blood relation I care a lot about. Really just a drunk argument for our circle of friends we would protect extends beyond blood relatives. Drunk being the operative word.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 07, 2014 09:08 PM (Fi+kS)

394 I tend to disagree about the slow decline. A falling object accelerates.

Posted by: navybrat at April 07, 2014 09:10 PM (JgC5a)

395

AZ: yep, Pima and the Titan site already high on the list. AMARC? Will have to look that one up.

I figure from there on over to the NM nuke museum, Trinity site. Then as far east at the Pacific War museum in Fredericksburg TX.

Romeo13, indeed, a string of smaller aviation museums in CA I've not yet visited, from Camarillo on up (Paso has one, Merced as you mention). And the Seabees museum at Pt. Mugu.

And when I finally do the Oregon wine trip, there's Evergreen (near pinot country) and the PT boat near Portland.

Posted by: non-purist at April 07, 2014 09:11 PM (afQnV)

396 Chemists Talk About the Most Dangerous Chemical They've Ever Worked With I drink cyclopentadienyl nickel nitrosyl for breakfast.

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2014 09:11 PM (mizYg)

397 To 382s point I'm out. Good night all.

Posted by: Dendritic at April 07, 2014 09:12 PM (Fi+kS)

398 381 I hear ya. Made the argument upthread that my adopted daughter, at 2 days old, has the same familial traits due to environment, not blood.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 09:13 PM (ojnk6)

399 The civil was smoldering for a long time, but since the sixties it's been heating up at an exponentially accelerating pace. It's just a matter of time before something happens, accidentally, or coincidentally, or most likely intentionally, to bring the attempted totalitarian seizure of control.

Posted by: dorky old man at April 07, 2014 09:14 PM (nEIMV)

400 Romeo13, indeed, a string of smaller aviation museums in CA I've not yet visited, from Camarillo on up (Paso has one, Merced as you mention). And the Seabees museum at Pt. Mugu. Posted by: non-purist I just by sheer accident stumbled on something you might find fascinating: At the "Pierce Brothers Valhalla Memorial Park" adjacent to the Bob Hope Airport in Burbank, there is a beautiful domed art deco rotunda. Inside (and outside) are memorials to aviation pioneers, including the world's only "grave" for Amelia Earhart -- a memorial plaque saying she died on such-and-such date in 1927. Other (real) graves for aviation pioneers as well. And in front is a 1/10 exact model of the Space Shuttle Challenger, with a memorial plaque for all who died in the explosion. The interesting part? The whole thing is directly underneath the take-off runway for the Burbank Airport, so every couple minutes a 737 or whatever flies about 100 feet over your head. I've never seen this mentioned or described anywhere! Definitely worth checking out if you're into aviation.

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2014 09:18 PM (mizYg)

401 327 But if a war hero that has recently died gets mentioned you'd better fucking make sure there are enough comments about him!!!1111!!!!11!!1! Posted by: buzzion at April 08, 2014 12:28 AM (LI48c) Don't forget to whine about mean girlz and mutter in disgust about hairless pussehs!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 07, 2014 09:18 PM (48iSN)

402 That psychology myths article is such trash. Example: a "rabid liberal" and a "severe conservative" are not "opposites". For crying out loud, they are both crazy about politics. Most entries have some fallacious or questionable statement or conclusion and therefore cannot be trusted. Garbage.
And man, do libs ever love degrading eyewitness testimony. You could see it coming a mile away. Obviously it's less reliable than once thought, but the primary beneficiaries of this "fact" that libs love touting would be their favorite people - criminals.

Posted by: The Mega Independent at April 07, 2014 09:18 PM (4/o9U)

403 In days gone by a lovely thief snatched them away. I got it a few nights ago. What are you trying to say?!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at April 07, 2014 09:21 PM (48iSN)

404 I found a bookie in Veh-gas willing to make bet on which state will leave the Union first. He gave me 7-4 odds on Alaska. 5-4 on Texas. Has to be within ten years. I am thinking maybe a c-note on Alaska.

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 07, 2014 09:22 PM (nkPV9)

405 Familial connection is likely the real bond. I would die for a SIL the same as my Sister. Like a gang but good. Posted by: Dendritic The Arabs have a saying which they say explains everything you need to know about Arab culture, family and society: "Me against my brother. Me and my brothers against my cousins. Me, my brothers and my cousins against my extended family. Me and my family against my clan. Me and my clan against my tribe. Me and my tribe against Islam. Me and Islam against the world." Yep. That about sums up the whole history of the Middle East. (And to some extent, the rest of mankind.)

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2014 09:24 PM (mizYg)

406 cyclopentadienyl nickel nitrosyl for breakfast. Even though the sound of it is something like a wreck messed If you eat it every day you'll end up anorexis, cyclopentadienyl nickel nitrosyl for breakfast. dum deedle um deedle um deedle ay?

Posted by: Julie Andrews's awkward cousinn at April 07, 2014 09:25 PM (6f2wv)

407 I can't say I'm surprised, but it gave me a dark laugh. After the most recent Democratic convention, apparently 75,000 worth of equipment was stolen. They've just discovered it now? http://tinyurl.com/khd8kfv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 07, 2014 09:29 PM (XyM/Y)

408 I gotta sack full of clementines waiting for me for breakfast.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at April 07, 2014 09:30 PM (V4CBV)

409 I gotta sack full of clementines waiting for me for breakfast. In herring boxes without topses?

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2014 09:32 PM (mizYg)

410 "Me against my brother. Me and my brothers against my cousins. Me, my brothers and my cousins against my extended family. Me and my family against my clan. Me and my clan against my tribe. Me and my tribe against Islam. Me and Islam against the world."

That sounds too logical for an Arab. Sounds like an outside observation of Arabs.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 07, 2014 09:32 PM (XRSxm)

411 389 Another hardwod vs. Carpet debate? Color me in the hardwood category, with a lean toward Brazil in their, ya know, landing strip policies.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 09:33 PM (ojnk6)

412 72 tv sets? Nothing compared to whats going to be missing from the White House come Jan 21, 2017.

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 07, 2014 09:35 PM (nkPV9)

413 400 72 tv sets? Nothing compared to whats going to be missing from the White House come Jan 21, 2017. Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator Am I remembering correctly that the outgoing Clinton staffers removed all the "W"s from all the White House keyboards upon departing in January 2001? That was done simply out of juvenile spite. Team Obama will probably strip the place.

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2014 09:37 PM (mizYg)

414 I didn't know Brazil had teak flight decks or for that matter any aircraft carriers.

Posted by: Rex B at April 07, 2014 09:38 PM (OXzvH)

415 Damn, man, you have to double tap half a post away from the post number or pixy wil decide you want to go to that post number.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 09:38 PM (ojnk6)

416 I tend to disagree about the slow decline. A falling object accelerates. Posted by: navybrat at April 08, 2014 01:10 AM (JgC5a) Turning and turning in a widening gyreÂ…

Posted by: The Unheard Falconer at April 07, 2014 09:42 PM (AymDN)

417 "That was done simply out of juvenile spite. Team Obama will probably strip the place." There will be nothing left except queen moochs leftover arugula rotting on the kitchen floor where the fridge used to be.

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 07, 2014 09:44 PM (nkPV9)

418 Team Obama will probably strip the place.

Posted by: zombie at April 08, 2014 01:37 AM (mizYg)

I don't think so. In this regard I think Team Obama will be better than the Clinton's.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 07, 2014 09:46 PM (XRSxm)

419 I do believe ole Slo Joe has plans on taking the whole Observatory with him. Choo choo will never get a chance like this again.

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 07, 2014 09:50 PM (nkPV9)

420 Headline from Illinois Review. 'Government commission says reducing number of governing bodies unnecessary" No kidding? Who would of thunk it.

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 07, 2014 09:55 PM (nkPV9)

421 Is cthulhu even paying attention at this hour?

Posted by: just wondering at April 07, 2014 09:55 PM (jLyL9)

422 How many times has that asshole referred to the WH as "his house"? Or AF1 as "his plane"? Even the military is his in his deranged mind.

Not confident he'll leave with class when the POS has shown none up 'til this point.

Hell, my money says that even though he bowls like a self proclaimed 'tard, he'd rob the bowling alley for the balls and pins, just because.

Posted by: actually hope that I'm wrong at April 07, 2014 09:55 PM (08jH8)

423

Gracias for the Burbank airport tip, zombie. I do pass there on the I-5 now and then, so will have to program in a stop some time.

Up your way, is the Rosie the Riveter thing worth seeing? Can't recall if it's just a memorial or a museum - have only quickly seen the sign while zooming past on the way to Sonoma or beyond.

Oh - and another small one. And unique. In Palos Verdes there's a Nike (Zeus?) anti-air missile installation that has been revived by a volunteer group. Apparently most of the gear was left in working condition when the military decommissioned it (huge hatch doors, missile rail that rises up from below). I still distinctly recall the time, as a young kid, that my family was driving by on the way back from MarineLand (an early version of Sea World) nearby and they had a missile up out of the bunker. Huge white thing. You could imagine the boys yelling at dad to stop - but I don't think we did. At least I caught a glance of an actual SAM right here in America, funny thought.

Posted by: non-purist at April 07, 2014 09:55 PM (afQnV)

424 The GOPe is apparently considering Vegas as their ultimate destination for the 2016 Convention. Sheesh, are there no right to work states in the running, or are ya gonna fellate Sheldon Adelson some more?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 09:57 PM (ojnk6)

425 ]queen moochs leftover arugula rotting on the kitchen floor. Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. As her ass will tell you, the whole "healthy food" gimmick is a Potemkin diet for the First Lady. As soon as the cameras are off, she eats like King Henry VIII.

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2014 09:57 PM (mizYg)

426 394 WTF fucity fuck was that hot mess of a post?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 10:00 PM (ojnk6)

427 Headline from Illinois Review.

'Government commission says reducing number of governing bodies unnecessary"

No kidding? Who would of thunk it.

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 08, 2014 01:55 AM (nkPV9)

Illinois has the most government entities per capita of any state. Of course no reduction is necessary.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 07, 2014 10:00 PM (XRSxm)

428 The GOPe is apparently considering Vegas as their ultimate destination for the 2016 Convention. Sheesh, are there no right to work states in the running, or are ya gonna fellate Sheldon Adelson some more? Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 08, 2014 01:57 AM (ojnk6) Nevada is a right to work state.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 07, 2014 10:02 PM (AymDN)

429 That's it for me roonz and roonettez, I'm out. Fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at April 07, 2014 10:02 PM (yh0zB)

430 416 Really? I hit Union every time I go there. Do tell.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 10:04 PM (ojnk6)

431 See ya, GGE. And zombie, maybe it's just me giving the benefit of the doubt, but I thought taking the "W"s was an honest practical joke - actually kinda funny. We know that they were going to throw away & replace all the computers anyway...

Posted by: just wondering at April 07, 2014 10:06 PM (jLyL9)

432 Some Europeans are upset that the Hungarians put up a statue of Horthy, their leader during WW2. If you are a seventh rate poet in Hungary, eventually you will have your own statue. If you speak Magyar, you too, someday will have your statue in Hungary.

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 07, 2014 10:08 PM (nkPV9)

433 411 a. Gracias for the Burbank airport tip, zombie. I do pass there on the I-5 now and then, so will have to program in a stop some time. b. Up your way, is the Rosie the Riveter thing worth seeing? Can't recall if it's just a memorial or a museum - have only quickly seen the sign while zooming past on the way to Sonoma or beyond. c. Oh - and another small one. And unique. In Palos Verdes there's a Nike (Zeus?) anti-air missile installation that has been revived by a volunteer group. Apparently most of the gear was left in working condition when the military decommissioned it (huge hatch doors, missile rail that rises up from below). I still distinctly recall the time, as a young kid, that my family was driving by on the way back from MarineLand (an early version of Sea World) nearby and they had a missile up out of the bunker. Huge white thing. You could imagine the boys yelling at dad to stop - but I don't think we did. At least I caught a glance of an actual SAM right here in America, funny thought. Posted by: non-purist a. You can see the beautiful tile dome right across the street from the Burbank airport, but to actually get to it you must go alllllll the way around to the front of the cemetery and then go alllllll the way back to where you started, but now on the other side of the fence. But it's worth it. More info here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valhalla_Memorial_Park_Cemetery b. The Rosie the Riveter museum in Richmond is unfortunately contaminated by a lot of "race, class and gender" PC balderdash. Like at most of the federal onsite museums in the Bay Area (Angel Island, Alcatraz) the postmodern academic radicals control the narrative of the exhibits. If you can adjust your bullshit filter, though, you can still see some interesting stuff. c. I've actually seen that Nike base on the Palos Verdes Peninsula! Long ago, but I presume it's still there. If you're into Nike missile bases, there's also one on the aforementioned Angel Island, as well as one on the Marin Headlands near the animal rescue center near the Golden Gate Bridge. No working machinery, though. Just launch pads, holes, and memories.

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2014 10:10 PM (mizYg)

434 The e after GOP, i.e. GOPe, is a meme I have missed. Could someone please explain it to me?

Posted by: cm9000 at April 07, 2014 10:13 PM (XRSxm)

435 Damn, a text wall to climb over. No offense, zombie, but dayum....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 10:13 PM (ojnk6)

436 414 394 WTF fucity fuck was that hot mess of a post? Posted by: ManWithNoParty I thought it was pretty funny, personally. It was a parody of "Supercalifragelisticexpialadocious" from Mary Poppins, but referencing my #384 comment "I drink cyclopentadienyl nickel nitrosyl for breakfast" which itself referred back to the original ONT post.

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2014 10:16 PM (mizYg)

437 424 I'm obviously not drunk enough. "Serving wench! More beer"!

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 10:18 PM (ojnk6)

438 416 Really? I hit Union every time I go there. Do tell. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 08, 2014 02:04 AM (ojnk6) Many of the casinos are unionized, but many more are not. The Station casinos have been fighting along side their employees against the unions. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-to-work_law A list of unionized hotels are here: http://tinyurl.com/kbdf3r3 In other words, patronize casinos that aren't on the list. Outside of the casino related unions, there is NO private union presence, just the usual government ones.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 07, 2014 10:25 PM (AymDN)

439

Thanks, zombie.

Damn - Rosie's museum also has fallen to the disease? The same one that sent the USS Iowa to languish in Vallejo, and now to LA (where, I have been told, it's also languishing, in terms of the numbers that were projected/promised and the ones realized)?

Gotta hit the rack, so a quick flippant remark won't do it here, but - this whole historical distortion and whitewash thing is extremely depressing and infuriating. Yes, just part of the ongoing nightmare.

But I am almost sick to think of the passing of the WWII generation - that in itself bothers me a great deal - and the "victory" of the idiots of moral imbecility now dominant in America (and the world, for longer). The country is so dumbed down. And to distort/hide the true history of WWII, to try to cloud up the most pristinely clear moral calculus presented to a nation in modern history ..... sickening.

Posted by: non-purist at April 07, 2014 10:25 PM (afQnV)

440 GOPestablishment

Posted by: dorky old man at April 07, 2014 10:26 PM (nEIMV)

441 426 I'm in the AV business, and the options you suggest do not exist in my world. You have a good general work argument going, but in my space, Union is the only option. This blows chunks, if only for the end client bill.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 10:29 PM (ojnk6)

442 41 But yet people make a fetish of blood relationships ------------------- Blood relationships are overrated I have people with whom I share an accident of DNA. Other than that, nothing

Posted by: RickZ at April 07, 2014 10:29 PM (Ja6Za)

443 In regards to the union vs. non-union, here is a list of union "approved" casinos and those on their "do not patronize list": http://www.culinaryunion226.org/act/las-vegas-union-guide Hooters is non-union, it seams. 24/7 hot wings in their casino. Nice.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 07, 2014 10:30 PM (AymDN)

444 The GOP in Vegas...

... who gets the Senator Pat Geary treatment in Dingy's back yard?

I guess a heavily inebriated Orange Man would be the likely candidate.

Posted by: nothing good can come from this at April 07, 2014 10:31 PM (08jH8)

445 427: Right on the Rosie Museum's government home page (http://www.nps.gov/rori/index.htm) you will find this: "Seeking LGBT stories from WWII Home Front! We are seeking Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender stories from the WWII Home Front. ..." On the "Kids' Trading Cards" section of the museum (http://www.nps.gov/rori/forkids/tradingcards.htm), you'll find just three topics addressed: - The US (boooo!) is racist against blacks; - Unions are great, but the Army (boooo!) didn't allow them; - The US (boooo!) is racist against Japanese. That's it. No other lessons to be learned. Elsewhere in the museum is a lot of feminist stuff, as expected. Hope that clears things up for you.

Posted by: zombie at April 07, 2014 10:36 PM (mizYg)

446 Unions, both public and private, are inherently criminal organizations. Based mostly on the business model of extortion.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 07, 2014 10:39 PM (XRSxm)

447 431 This does nothing to support you right to work Vegas claim.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 10:43 PM (ojnk6)

448 Unions members are a Democrat Party protected class of career criminals.

Posted by: cm9000 at April 07, 2014 10:47 PM (XRSxm)

449 431 This does nothing to support you right to work Vegas claim. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 08, 2014 02:43 AM (ojnk6) Nevada is, by law, a right to work state. That there are unions does not contradict this. The law: http://www.nrtw.org/c/nvrtwlaw.htm Many casinos are not only not unionized, but have been protecting their employees from the unions, and quite successfully (e.g. the Station chain of casinos).

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 07, 2014 10:50 PM (AymDN)

450 431 Check the IATSE rules for my biz. Sorry my man, but Union dominated.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 10:53 PM (ojnk6)

451 Check the IATSE rules for my biz. Sorry my man, but Union dominated. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 08, 2014 02:53 AM (ojnk6) Still a Right to Work state. That there is a strong union presence does not contradict this.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 07, 2014 10:56 PM (AymDN)

452 The First Tranny stole my lunch.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2014 11:00 PM (bitz6)

453 4e9 You are ignoring the practical application. lf Union practices. Is this intentional, or are you a Union steward trtying to defend a dying institution?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 11:03 PM (ojnk6)

454 441 4e9 You are ignoring the practical application. lf Union practices. Is this intentional, or are you a Union steward trtying to defend a dying institution? Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 08, 2014 03:03 AM (ojnk6) WTF? Nevada is by law a Right to Work State. Outside of the strip Casinos, the private-sector union are not a force. Even amongst the casinos, there are plenty that are non-unionized and even fighting unionization. There is far more to Nevada and even Vegas than the Strip!

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 07, 2014 11:07 PM (AymDN)

455 Low fat and low calorie diets are not for kids. The First Trannies real goal is the Genocide of Caucasians.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2014 11:08 PM (bitz6)

456 Hillary posed with Pussy Riot.

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2014 11:11 PM (bitz6)

457 I see. So if one needs ro do a show in Vegas, and is forced to use Union labor, Vegas is somehow still a right to work state? Gonna have have to splain that one to me.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 11:12 PM (ojnk6)

458 I see. So if one needs ro do a show in Vegas, and is forced to use Union labor, Vegas is somehow still a right to work state? Gonna have have to splain that one to me. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 08, 2014 03:12 AM (ojnk6) Many of the strip casinos are unionized. Some are not. Most off strip casinos are not unionized. There may be agreements with individual unions, but the law is clear that Nevada is a right to work state. The law is clear: http://www.nrtw.org/c/nvrtwlaw.htm If you are familiar with violations of this law, please report it, for it is clearly illegal. I've lived under non-Right to work states where they unions reserve a "right" to take a chunk of your paycheck regardless of your membership. Ain't happened in Nevada, and it ain't going to. Again, the law is explicit that membership in a union cannot be made a prerequisite for employment. If there it a violation of that, it is a violation. The strip and the casino bosses are still Mobbed up, but outside of that pocket of insanity, Right to Work reigns supreme.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 07, 2014 11:19 PM (AymDN)

459 Even Cowboy Poets don't have to join the union?

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2014 11:22 PM (bitz6)

460 446 Your argument is akin to "Illinois would be Red, were it not, for Chicago and the Burbs". Damn those people! Seriously, are you, trying to argue actual practice vs. Law? Been there, done that, and in practice, you lose.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 11:25 PM (ojnk6)

461 Your argument is akin to "Illinois would be Red, were it not, for Chicago and the Burbs". Damn those people! Seriously, are you, trying to argue actual practice vs. Law? Been there, done that, and in practice, you lose. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 08, 2014 03:25 AM (ojnk6) Nevada is Right to Work. That's the law. If you have evidence that people are being denied jobs over union (or lack thereof) status, please present it and it is a law suite waiting to happen. You vague statements to the contrary, Nevada is and remains a Right to Work state.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 07, 2014 11:28 PM (AymDN)

462 " practice, you lose." And in practice, I could move out of Illinois to a Red State. I choose not to do so. The only person forcing you to go to Veh-Gas is yourself.

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 07, 2014 11:28 PM (nkPV9)

463 450 No, my client's choice lands me there. However, thanks for attempting to play.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 11:30 PM (ojnk6)

464 449 You just go ahead and keep thinking that my man. Hairy Reed thanks you for that supposed position.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 11:32 PM (ojnk6)

465 I am not playing with you at all. You are the one trying to pick a fight. Oh well, no never mind anyway. There someone with a gun to your head forcing you to go?

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 07, 2014 11:34 PM (nkPV9)

466 You just go ahead and keep thinking that my man. Hairy Reed thanks you for that supposed position. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 08, 2014 03:32 AM (ojnk6) You are full of s**t. Any union pressure to the contrary is illegal. If you want to declare that such shenanigans goes on, then feel free. Nevada is a Right to Work state. That is the clear law, as repeatedly demonstrated. Again, Nevada is a Right to Work state, and not being in a union can not be held against someone by law. Again, while there are shenanigans which goes on, those shenanigans are illegal. Again, you are full of s**t.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 07, 2014 11:36 PM (AymDN)

467 Cripple fight!!!

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2014 11:38 PM (bitz6)

468 453 If I wasn't clear enough, already, listen up. Lean in close. Hear me now? Great! My clients choose where they go, and as such where I go, numbnuts. Which part of this is so very hard for you to figure out?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 11:39 PM (ojnk6)

469 "If I wasn't clear enough, already, listen up. Lean in close. Hear me now? Great! My clients choose where they go, and as such where I go" One of those clients threatening to kill ya? Wow man, you should call the police. Kidnapping is a crime, I think, and hopefully they wont hurt you too bad, if you just up and refuse to go to Veh-Gas because you would have to use union workers. Any other names you want to call me, just to get it out of your system?

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 07, 2014 11:44 PM (nkPV9)

470 Frozen is pretty decent. http://yify.tv/frozen/

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2014 11:44 PM (bitz6)

471 454 Been there and done that. Like a good Lib, you are fond of quoting the law and not not how it is applied. You seem to think thwt the lwws as written actually apply anymore. Well, as I said, been Vegas for work, done that, still Union all the way down.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 11:45 PM (ojnk6)

472 Timmeh!!!

Posted by: Boss Moss at April 07, 2014 11:45 PM (bitz6)

473 Just leave Hobby Lobby out of it. Just bone these idiots with their demonstrated stupidity instead of giving them some other company to talk about and deflect the issue. Hold your hover.

Posted by: and irresolute at April 07, 2014 11:46 PM (RqHWH)

474 457 Ahem, not sure what you do for a living, but in my Biz, Conventions, ya go where the clients wanna go. How is this so hard for you to figure out?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 11:51 PM (ojnk6)

475 454 Been there and done that. Like a good Lib, you are fond of quoting the law and not not how it is applied. You seem to think thwt the lwws as written actually apply anymore. Well, as I said, been Vegas for work, done that, still Union all the way down. Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 08, 2014 03:45 AM (ojnk6) "Like a good Lib"? F**k you. I live and work in Vegas and I don't have to deal with any f**king union. Guess what, plenty of casinos don't either. Guess what that means? It meas that Nevada is a Right to Work state! Sure, unions exist and they exert pressure. That does not mean that Nevada ain't right to work, because it is. If there is illegal s**t going on, then guess what, it's illegal. Listen, I'm sorry your stuck in pinko central, but that ain't no reason to extrapolate to the rest of the state based on what seems to be myopic exposure.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 07, 2014 11:52 PM (AymDN)

476 Night all. Here is "Mirador" by Sungrazor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZqk6_CPCc4

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 07, 2014 11:56 PM (AymDN)

477 463 I'm in GA not stuck anywhere, and have no idea how you came to that conclusion.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 07, 2014 11:56 PM (ojnk6)

478 Then quit. Easy right? If the thought of using union labor is so abhorrent, tell that client to go get someone else. OTOH if you do go to where the money is, aren't you being a hypocrite by using union labor?

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 07, 2014 11:57 PM (nkPV9)

479 463 Just wanted to add, in case I forgot, GFY and the horse that was too butch for you ride in on.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 08, 2014 12:01 AM (ojnk6)

480 As for the "State X would be Red except for it;s largest urban area", that goes for just about every blue blue state. Except for asylums like Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Vermont.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at April 08, 2014 12:04 AM (Q3tFF)

481 46y Wow, quite eazy to tell that you have never held a Sales position, especially one in the Events Biz.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 08, 2014 12:05 AM (ojnk6)

482 Here ya go. Some non union labor for you. Labor Ready 1417 S Main St, Las Vegas Â· (702) 598-0574

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 08, 2014 12:06 AM (nkPV9)

483 And it is clear you are picking fights, just for the sake of picking fights. Not the first time. Won't be the last either.

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 08, 2014 12:07 AM (nkPV9)

484 Stop this shit right now, you buncha scabs!

Posted by: Pro-Union Fighters Local # 327 at April 08, 2014 12:11 AM (Ja6Za)

485 471 Nice to know that you admit to being an asshole just for sport, champ.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 08, 2014 12:12 AM (ojnk6)

486 I haven't admitted to anything. You must point out where I did. Got it all out yet? I believe there are a few names you haven't called me. Feel free to use them. But only if it makes you "feel" better.

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 08, 2014 12:15 AM (nkPV9)

487 471, 474 Any more needed?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 08, 2014 12:17 AM (ojnk6)

488 Talk about playing. I suggest you go sleep it off. You are making less sense than you usually do.

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 08, 2014 12:20 AM (nkPV9)

489 476 Great factual response, logic laden, it was.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 08, 2014 12:22 AM (ojnk6)

490 A flame war on the ONT? hmmm, not the first. The best ones involve people posting their home addresses and saying shit like 'come on over'.

Roses are red,
violets are blue
Fuck you you cocksucker
I got something for you.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2014 12:36 AM (cHZB7)

491 I never insulted mwnp once. No flame on my part. Maybe PGiS can get Rum to show up again. Talk about your flame wars. The good old times.

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 08, 2014 12:41 AM (nkPV9)

492 Yeah, I miss rum too. I think she got pissed that the Disney stuff kept being thrown into her face, even after she asked for it to stop.

*sends out a big hug to the rumster*

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 08, 2014 12:56 AM (cHZB7)

493 I liked Rum quite a bit. She would liven up the ONT, that is for sure.

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 08, 2014 01:00 AM (nkPV9)

494 453 I am not playing with you at all. You are the one trying to pick a fight. Oh well, no never mind anyway. There someone with a gun to your head forcing you to go? Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 08, 2014 03:34 AM (nkPV9) Not the first time ManWithNoParty has done it.

Posted by: Hawkins1701 at April 08, 2014 01:11 AM (7aJyE)

495 Wake up, Morons! Bacon is cooking.

Posted by: fluffy at April 08, 2014 01:33 AM (Ua6T/)

496 Bacon? What is this bacon of which you speak?

Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2014 01:36 AM (Ja6Za)

497 That comment was about food inflation, but I fucked up the sock. Oh well, I blame it on being forced to drink decaf.

Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2014 01:37 AM (Ja6Za)

498 No inflation here. Bacon shrinks when cooked. Some shrinkage will be saved to keep the frying pan from sticking.

Posted by: fluffy at April 08, 2014 01:42 AM (Ua6T/)

499 "Some shrinkage will be saved to keep the frying pan from sticking." I haven't used a frying pan for bacon since someone here suggested baking it in the oven. IMHO its a lot better cooked that way.

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 08, 2014 01:46 AM (nkPV9)

500 Bacon does shrink when cooked, but so does your wallet shrink when you buy bacon. $7 a pound? I didn't know we had a shortage of pigs, considering all the people feeding at the public trough.

Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2014 01:47 AM (Ja6Za)

501 $7 a pound? If you want the cheap stuff, around here you can get it for about $3 a pound.

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 08, 2014 01:49 AM (nkPV9)

502 On sale here I'm lucky if I see bacon for $5 a pound. I don't buy off brands as they end up being mostly fat. I wish my grocery store still sold store sliced pork bellies. Only had them for a short while some time ago. But they were good -- and cheap, at least in comparison to name brand bacon.

Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2014 01:53 AM (Ja6Za)

503 $4.99 for 12oz lean bacon. I might have Ben the one suggesting cooking it in the oven. I pour off some of the drippings for later use. Hungry?

Posted by: fluffy at April 08, 2014 01:57 AM (Ua6T/)

504 "I might have Ben the one suggesting cooking it in the oven." It has been a couple of years. Can't remember who suggested it but TYVM. Even if you burn it, the bacon is still edible. It just crumbles. Yummmmm

Posted by: GMB (et al) Unindicted Co-Conspirator. at April 08, 2014 02:00 AM (nkPV9)

505 RickZ, are you near a Trader Joe's? http://www.traderjoes.com/digin/post/move-over-bacon

Posted by: fluffy at April 08, 2014 02:03 AM (Ua6T/)

506 That $5 12 oz. price is not much different per ounce than the $7 pound price, only $.02 cheaper per ounce. I always save bacon fat. I use it in my string beans and when I cook pan fried potatoes, to name two uses.

Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2014 02:04 AM (Ja6Za)

507 I had to look up Trader Joe's' (how's that for some punctuation shit?) locations. Not one that close, at least not for grocery shopping purposes.

Posted by: RickZ at April 08, 2014 02:06 AM (Ja6Za)

508 482 Really Hawkins? Please cite examples of such extreme past examples of aggregious behavior.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 08, 2014 02:38 AM (ojnk6)

509 476 Wow, an insult with no backup. The moment when you know someone has has lost an argument occurs at.....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 08, 2014 02:44 AM (ojnk6)

510 As an outsider, you're always telling someone "fuck you," Man... yeah, you pick fights often. Maybe you're just get offended easily? . Maybe it's just that liquor talking?

Posted by: lurking lazy man at April 08, 2014 02:50 AM (KDTel)

511 Again, examples please? WTF? Most posts here are benign.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at April 08, 2014 02:55 AM (ojnk6)

512 The medical profession think Michael Jordan is obese. Would make you wonder, but most of these people voted for Obama.

Posted by: burt at April 08, 2014 04:13 AM (1+kJ5)

513 409 Is cthulhu even paying attention at this hour?

Posted by: just wondering at April 08, 2014 01:55 AM (jLyL9)

Cthulhu is on the East Coast and had zonked by then. On the flip side, he gets up really early compared to when he's on the West Coast.

Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2014 04:16 AM (UXzSF)

514 And I'm not surprised that people got to talking past each other re: unions. It is quite common for convention centers to be unionized in right-to-work states....which means that everything on the floor of the center is union, usually obnoxiously so (as in, you -- not being a journeyman electrician -- can't plug in a power strip).

Posted by: cthulhu at April 08, 2014 04:28 AM (UXzSF)

515 Young people are figuring out not only that a much higher quality of life exists elsewhere, but that the coastal metropolises donÂ’t have a monopoly on culture and fun. Heh. Get off my Lawn!!

Posted by: Deety is... Hard Core! at April 08, 2014 05:52 AM (D8ONs)

516 The answer to the lack of food food tray is to ban cell phones from lunch rooms.

Posted by: Davod at April 08, 2014 05:55 AM (dj3iF)

517 "The Cold Civil War Has Begin". Begun? Where has he been for the last 50 years?

Posted by: formwiz at April 08, 2014 07:30 AM (3rwvI)

518 What is it with the Right and zero-tolerance? What are we supposed to do, create a Common Core of school behavior codes? Create a federal agency to oversee school discipline? Eric Holder's on board already. It's their neighborhood, if they want to create a Saturday labor battalion for dress code violations, let them. I'm sick being told my duty as a patriotic American is to get between two 13-year-olds and their fascist beast of a vice principal.

Posted by: Chris_Balsz at April 08, 2014 08:30 AM (5xmd7)

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