March 10, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (3-10-2014)
— Maetenloch

Due to a customer emergency tonight's ONT will be skeletal.

"The Affair of the Sausages"

Apparently whether you were allowed to eat sausage during Lent was a big theological issue that led to the Reformation in Switzerland. Here's what Wikipedia says:

The Affair of the Sausages (1522) was the event that sparked the Reformation in Switzerland. Ulrich Zwingli, pastor of Grossmünster in Zurich, Switzerland, spearheaded the event by publicly speaking in favor of eating sausage during the Lenten fast. Zwingli defended this action in a sermon called Von Erkiesen und Freiheit der Speisen (Regarding the Choice and Freedom of Foods), in which he argued, from the basis of Martin Luther's doctrine of Sola Scriptura, that "Christians are free to fast or not to fast because the Bible does not prohibit the eating of meat during Lent."

So there you have it.

And it was this article that led me to look up the L'Affaire de Sausages: Repent of Lent: How Spiritual Disciplines Can Be Bad for Your Soul

[Link not necessarily an endorsement of his arguments]

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Accepted Wisdom on US Intelligence

Then:

U.S. intelligence told Bush that Saddam tried to buy yellowcake in Niger. Bush claiming to believe that, and repeating it to the American people, was a lie.

And now:

U.S. intelligence told Obama that Russia would not invade Ukraine. You can't blame Obama for believing U.S. intelligence.
EU: 'Bankruptcy' is Out, 'Debt Adjusted' is In

Get ready for a whole lot of 'debt adjustment' since the B-word is such a harsh term.

The EU is trying to erase 'bankruptcy' from the English language and replace it with the term 'debt adjustment'.

A drive by Brussels to remove the 'stigma' of going bust would include a ban on the word, which has been in use in Britain since the mid-16th Century.

It raises the bizarre prospect of businessmen who run into financial trouble having to say: 'Bad news. I've been declared debt adjusted.'

...The word bankruptcy dates back 500 years and is believed to derive from the Italian banca rotta, meaning 'broken bench', inspired by the ancient custom of breaking a money-changer's bench to signify  his insolvency.

The Anti-Zimmerman Shooting

This time in Kansas City. MO. But you won't hear any protests over it because both the men involved are white and the shooter was a policeman.

The parallels to the Zimmerman defensive shooting are striking, including the fact that the attacker was unarmed, the relative positions of the attacker and the defender, the beating of the defender's head against a concrete sidewalk threatening loss of consciousness, the failure of observers to provide assistance, and the relative lack of injuries to the attacker other than the bullet wound inflicted in self-defense.

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'Penicillin Girl' Genean Hixson Dies at 83

One of the first people to be saved by the new drug penicillin.

Genean Hixon was one of the first American civilians to be treated with the drug, The Denver Post reports.

Hixon, born Genean Smith on March 3, 1931, was hospitalized in July 1943 with severe osteomyelitis, the paper reports -- a bone disease then-considered incurable and possibly fatal.

Her daughter, Connie Hixon Davis, told the Post that her mother spent more than four years in hospital beds in her teens but was saved by the treatment.

Hixon was subsequently known as the 'Penicillin Girl' after being treated with the drug. She reportedly received fan mail, and even a bouquet of roses from one soldier.
 
'Interestingly, she developed an allergy to penicillin and couldn't take it in her later years,' Hixon Davis told the paper.

Penicilin also saved my grandfather's life. In 1943 he was training to be a navigator/radio operator in the Eighth Air Force's bombing campaign over Germany but developed a severe bone infection. It was so bad that he was confined to a bed for almost 9 months and doctors were unable to even amputate a limb to save his life.

But then he was transferred to a hospital in Santa Monica where they gave him massive doses of a new drug called penicillin. It took a few months but doctors were able to slowly drive the infection out of his bones until the only bit left was in the tip of his right pinky - which they then chopped off.

Because of the partial loss of a finger and residual weakness he was ineligible to fly and later transferred to doing USO shows where he met many of the biggest celebrities of the time. Unfortunately many of his training buddies (including a lot of the men from his hometown) were lost due to the horrendous losses from bombing attacks on Germany without complete fighter coverage. He was also severely allergic to penicillin afterwards.

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A 'Warrantless' Search Is Not the Same as an 'Unreasonable' Search

NRO writer and LAPD officer 'Jack Dunphy' explains the difference.

Need Horse Head?

Well Amazon can satisfy your needs for just $19.32.

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So The Breastfeeding Thing is Mostly Just Female Status-Competition and Mommy-Shaming?

Seems that way based on these results.

The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.

And my twitter thang.

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 06:42 PM | Comments (799)
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1 First.

Posted by: Titanium at March 10, 2014 06:43 PM (IgOQg)

2 First!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 06:43 PM (lq3Ak)

3 Not first!

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 06:43 PM (doBIb)

4 I'll get the others.

Posted by: rickl at March 10, 2014 06:44 PM (sdi6R)

5 fuck

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2014 06:44 PM (8lmkt)

6 Not first! Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 10:43 PM (doBIb) Always shooting too early EC

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 10, 2014 06:44 PM (yz6yg)

7 This is a pretty cool looking health gadget: http://tinyurl.com/ny47t8k Monitors calories and exertion and stress and hydration, all passively. I'm kind of interested in getting one, but the NSA'll probably be all up in it...

Posted by: .87c at March 10, 2014 06:45 PM (qZPXs)

8 Wow Maet, that's a pretty fleshy "skeletal". Thanks.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 06:45 PM (ojnk6)

9 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2014 06:45 PM (JMmQ9)

10 Perhaps I'll just go back to "timing-out" the ol' "Nine, or a reasonable, proximity thereof."

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 06:45 PM (lq3Ak)

Posted by: McCool at March 10, 2014 06:45 PM (UQcFV)

12 The peen and vajayjay labeling thing on the sidebar is amusing.

Posted by: Y-not back in the 21st century at March 10, 2014 06:45 PM (zDsvJ)

13 I always did respect Zwingli

Posted by: .87c at March 10, 2014 06:46 PM (qZPXs)

14 Young Paul kinda looks like the stepson. Erie.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 06:46 PM (doBIb)

15 Damn auto. Eerie.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 06:46 PM (doBIb)

16 If 'debt adjustment' is the new term, lets apply it to mortgages and student loans.  Oh wait, it already has been done.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 06:47 PM (m1gXb)

17 So..... Watching Iron Sky. Yeah.

Posted by: Adam at March 10, 2014 06:47 PM (Aif/5)

18 The BBC Persian channel interviewed a friend of the two suspect passengers who were traveling with stolen passports. The friend says the two men wanted to migrate to Europe. Jim Hoft ‏@gatewaypundit BREAKING: Two Suspect Iranian Passengers on Flight MH370 Identified – Roommate Interviewed http://shar.es/RuPEW via @gatewaypundit

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 10, 2014 06:49 PM (ZPrif)

19
Question 10: To have sex with Lena Dunham, you would need to have:

a. $250,000
b. Glaucoma
c. The Ruby Eye from the Idol of the Monkey God
d. A picture of a young Annette Bening and/or Christopher Walken taped to the back of her skull
e. All of Above

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 10, 2014 06:49 PM (kdS6q)

20 Hello.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 10, 2014 06:50 PM (8GDYF)

21 Horde. I picked up my Graduation announcements today.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 10, 2014 06:50 PM (N/cFh)

22 Evening night stalkers. I should really be in bed. Instead, I'll drink this crummy beer.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 10, 2014 06:50 PM (eQJwb)

23 Can I get Horse Head on a stick? Then I'm all in.

Posted by: cm9000 at March 10, 2014 06:50 PM (3qZbZ)

24 ObamaÂ’s Empty Ukraine Threats President Obama has been warning Russia of dire consequences if it interfered with the Ukraine, and again with dire consequences if they donÂ’t leave the Crimea, which they are in the process of annexing. Putin has been ignoring those pathetic threats and acted in the knowledge that the U.S. would not, and could not, stop him from taking over the Crimea. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=5269

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 10, 2014 06:50 PM (AymDN)

25 Congrats Gingy!

Posted by: Y-not back in the 21st century at March 10, 2014 06:50 PM (zDsvJ)

26 Accepted Wisdom on US Intelligence Then: U.S. intelligence told Bush that Saddam tried to buy yellowcake in Niger. Bush claiming to believe that, and repeating it to the American people, was a lie. Which of course, 'a lie' is bullshit x2 way to Sunday; 1 ) The Brits did learn of the yellowcake attempt and 2 ) Wilson in no shape or form learned anything to the contrary.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 10, 2014 06:51 PM (Y/M/K)

27 19 Question 10: To have sex with Lena Dunham, you would need to have: a. $250,000 b. Glaucoma c. The Ruby Eye from the Idol of the Monkey God d. A picture of a young Annette Bening and/or Christopher Walken taped to the back of her skull e. All of Above Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 10, 2014 10:49 PM (kdS6q) f. Auger bit drilling into your skull.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 06:51 PM (doBIb)

28 Trust Laurie David's to make getting stung by three million fire ants and killer bees seem preferable. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 06:51 PM (m1gXb)

29 Gingy, so you need my address?

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2014 06:51 PM (8lmkt)

30 Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 10, 2014 10:49 PM (kdS6q)

Hell, I'd do it for $200k.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2014 06:51 PM (QFxY5)

31 Congrats gingy!

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 06:51 PM (doBIb)

32 Wow, that was some seriously weak sauce theology about fasting being bad for your soul. And the guy was a pastor.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 10, 2014 06:52 PM (yz6yg)

33 >>>Can I get Horse Head on a stick? Then I'm all in. Yes. Amazon. Got one for Princess for her birthday. I play with it more than she does. It even makes horsey sounds.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 10, 2014 06:52 PM (eQJwb)

34 You know what goes with sausage? Bacon. And beer. OMG, my Indian neighbors are cooking up a fine feast. I seriously need to meet them and become a close friend. The smell is fantastic.

Posted by: eman at March 10, 2014 06:52 PM (AO9UG)

35 fuck
No; "first" is what you're supposed to type, Peaches!

Posted by: rex ryan at March 10, 2014 06:53 PM (hn5v5)

36 so the missing aircraft story is now just an illegal immigration story

Posted by: thunderb at March 10, 2014 06:53 PM (zOTsN)

37 Now we have braut, bacon, unt bier pr0n in the making...

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 06:53 PM (m1gXb)

38 Newman was one of those men who only got better looking with age.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 06:54 PM (DmNpO)

39 Huh. Drew Carey's military picture last night was pretty flattering, compared to his celebrity look. Paul Newman's is sort of the reverse.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 10, 2014 06:54 PM (9ysE1)

40 17 So..... Watching Iron Sky. Yeah. Posted by: Adam at March 10, 2014 10:47 PM (Aif/5) Awesome movie. And CONGRATS GINGY!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 10, 2014 06:54 PM (GEICT)

41 Question 10: To have sex with Lena Dunham, you would need to have: a. $250,000 b. Glaucoma c. The Ruby Eye from the Idol of the Monkey God d. A picture of a young Annette Bening and/or Christopher Walken taped to the back of her skull e. All of Above Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 10, 2014 10:49 PM (kdS6q) I was just gonna say "a pulse" ohhhhh, to endure having sex with her

Posted by: thunderb at March 10, 2014 06:55 PM (zOTsN)

42 Young Paul kinda looks like the stepson. Erie. Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 10:46 PM (doBIb) And you're just having trouble with one girl???

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 06:55 PM (Pfvig)

43 Horse head?  

Posted by: Woltz at March 10, 2014 06:56 PM (C94J7)

44 And the guy was a pastor.

Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 10, 2014 10:52 PM (yz6yg)

Yeah....and the quotation from Mark has been used to criticize the laws of Kashrut.

And I love the question: "But does it work?"

Not terribly impressed by the scholarship.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2014 06:56 PM (QFxY5)

45 so the missing aircraft story is now just an illegal immigration story Posted by: thunderb We prefer to call them Dreamers, you racisisty, extremist!

Posted by: Sen. Lindsay Graham [/i] [/b] at March 10, 2014 06:56 PM (Y/M/K)

46 Aloha!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 06:56 PM (T1005)

47 And you're just having trouble with one girl??? Just the one. So far.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 06:56 PM (doBIb)

48 >>>Horde. I picked up my Graduation announcements today WOOT!!! Now to get out there and put that Womyn's Studies degree to good use...

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 10, 2014 06:56 PM (eQJwb)

49 Maet, my Father was saved by penicillin too. Massive doses for a gaping wound which refused to heal for a year. He was wounded at  St. Lo by 88MM shrapnel which passed under his heart and exited (hole the size of 3 fingers) his left back taking a lung and a few ribs. He was told to make his peace with GOD in 1944 and he died in 2004. I miss him.

Posted by: Erowmero at March 10, 2014 06:56 PM (1gcFZ)

50 Nice story about your grandfather.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 06:56 PM (aDwsi)

51 Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 10:54 PM (DmNpO)

http://tinyurl.com/mzmg9pc

You're welcome.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2014 06:57 PM (QFxY5)

52 U.S. intelligence told Obama that Russia would not invade Ukraine. You can't blame Obama for believing U.S. intelligence. -------------- Same story as the video, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 06:57 PM (aDwsi)

53 "So The Breastfeeding Thing is Mostly Just Female Status-Competition and Mommy-Shaming?" I always get a kick out of it when pro-abortion women get all hot and bothered because some woman decides to bottle feed, or only breast feed for a short time. In my mom's generation almost everyone bottle fed. My mom had six kids, all healthy. Most of my aunts had 5 or more kids. All healthy. Hell, they had to yank out our tonsils so the doctors could make some money off us.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2014 06:57 PM (k2GaM)

54 Always shooting too early EC Posted by: Sean Bannion
-------------------------------

But when he does, he's a dead shot.

Seen it with my own eyes.

At the range, that is.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 10, 2014 06:57 PM (4Mv1T)

55 Posted by: eman at March 10, 2014 10:52 PM (AO9UG) Just mention one time how good it smells. They will feed you steady. I had Paki neighbors and complimented them one time and got food on a weekly basis for years.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 06:57 PM (Pfvig)

56 Did the "Price is Right" go totally ghey or is it me? The few times I saw it, it was not watchable.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 06:57 PM (Q8vlx)

57 #35 Footy sock off!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 10, 2014 06:57 PM (hn5v5)

58 "U.S. intelligence told Bush that Saddam tried to buy yellowcake in Niger. Bush claiming to believe that, and repeating it to the American people, was a lie."
Which, amazingly enough was actually true, and Wilson testified to that effect in congress even as he wrote in the NYT that it was a lie.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 06:58 PM (zfY+H)

59 And I love the question: "But does it work?" Not terribly impressed by the scholarship. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2014 10:56 PM (QFxY5) Just reallyÂ…shoddy. It basically amounted to, 'I don't fast because I like being GodÂ….while I tell other people who fast that they're being God themselves."

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 10, 2014 06:58 PM (yz6yg)

60 Posted by: DC in Towson at March 10, 2014 10:56 PM (eQJwb)

Those lattés won't make themselves!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2014 06:58 PM (QFxY5)

61 I coulda been a contendah instead of a bum, which is what I am.

Posted by: sulfa drugs at March 10, 2014 06:58 PM (hn5v5)

62 just indulging my geeky side, but this is one of my fave songs, ever.  ran into it while listening to bill withers, thinkin' about my neighbor what moved

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2kEx5BLoC4

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2014 06:58 PM (8lmkt)

63 my mom and her brother born before wide spread use of penicillin. He got scarlet fever and they moved him to a "sick house" so he wouldn't infect everyone. They had to burn his bed, sheets, anything he touched they got rid of

Posted by: thunderb at March 10, 2014 06:58 PM (zOTsN)

64 Oh, well done, Gingy!!!!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 06:58 PM (Pfvig)

65 But when he does, he's a dead shot. Seen it with my own eyes. At the range, that is. Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 10, 2014 10:57 PM (4Mv1T) Euphemism alert!!!

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 10, 2014 06:59 PM (yz6yg)

66 Kudos Gingy!

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 10, 2014 06:59 PM (4Mv1T)

67 Question 10: To have sex with Lena Dunham, you would need to have:>>

You forgot to include a gag.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 10, 2014 06:59 PM (TI3xG)

68 32 Wow, that was some seriously weak sauce theology about fasting being bad for your soul. And the guy was a pastor.
Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 10, 2014 10:52 PM (yz6yg)


Yeah I'm not endorsing it - just pointing out where I heard the phrase Affair of the Sausages. The article itself was pretty unpersuasive.

Posted by: Mætenloch at March 10, 2014 07:00 PM (pAlYe)

69 Posted by: Erowmero at March 10, 2014 10:56 PM (1gcFZ)

Huzzah!


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2014 07:00 PM (QFxY5)

70 @27 g. A raging dose of clap.

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2014 07:00 PM (o+SC1)

71 55 Posted by: eman at March 10, 2014 10:52 PM (AO9UG) Just mention one time how good it smells. They will feed you steady. I had Paki neighbors and complimented them one time and got food on a weekly basis for years. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 10:57 PM (Pfvig) Noted! The trouble is there are so many I don't know who to praise.

Posted by: eman at March 10, 2014 07:00 PM (AO9UG)

72 Ok, Iron Sky added to Netflix queue. I rarely get bad recommendations from you lot. Although Cougar hated Dredd. Which means I didn't get to finish Dredd.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 10, 2014 07:00 PM (eQJwb)

73 Nerdygirl lucky they didn't cut a foot or leg off. I heard they like doin that for no reason. Gaylord said so it must be true.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 07:01 PM (Q8vlx)

74
g. A raging dose of clap.

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2014 11:00 PM (o+SC1)








No, the clap comes later.

'sup jackwagons.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2014 07:01 PM (ljs6i)

75 I should ask the younger anime fans if they knew what the netting Jiro slept under at the start of The Wind Rises was for.

Am betting none would have an idea.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 07:01 PM (m1gXb)

76 Congrats Gingy!

Posted by: bill-o at March 10, 2014 07:01 PM (TaVpB)

77 Peaches, I swear to God, we're sisters. One of my favorites, too! I saw her at... the Palomino, maybe? Wiltern? I don't remember, but it was a nice show. She's a laser bean, and her girlfriend was kinda scary looking, but very nice once she spoke.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 07:02 PM (Pfvig)

78 Nice work, Gingy! *applesauce*

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 07:02 PM (lq3Ak)

79 This DC mayor scandal is going to get the Hildabeast too.  Hundreds of thousands of dollars funneled to her campaign.  Mayor Gray is going down. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 10, 2014 07:02 PM (jucos)

80 Jaws II on AMC now

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 07:02 PM (DmNpO)

81 48 >>>Horde. I picked up my Graduation announcements today WOOT!!! Now to get out there and put that Womyn's Studies degree to good use... Posted by: DC in Towson at March 10, 2014 10:56 PM (eQJwb) --- You're gonna get a beating.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 10, 2014 07:02 PM (N/cFh)

82 Let me guess, Willow is still at the old thread...

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 07:02 PM (aDwsi)

83 I had scarlet fever the summer I graduated from college. It was really unpleasant.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 10, 2014 07:02 PM (RZ8pf)

84 Congrats, Gingy!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 07:02 PM (T1005)

85 Props Gingy

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 07:02 PM (Q8vlx)

86 Congrats Gingy.  DC... You moving?  Leaving the Old Line State? 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 10, 2014 07:03 PM (jucos)

87 Jaws II on AMC now

A Michelle bio-pic?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 07:03 PM (m1gXb)

88 This DC mayor scandal is going to get the Hildabeast too. Hundreds of thousands of dollars funneled to her campaign. Mayor Gray is going down. Posted by: Truck ----------------- It. Never.Works.Out.That.Way.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 07:03 PM (aDwsi)

89 A raging dose of clap.

like, golf clap???

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2014 07:03 PM (8lmkt)

90 Hey everybody, lots of ace morons write books. Have you bought one? They're for sale cheap! Go find one and read it Support your local moron!

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 07:03 PM (zfY+H)

91 Yay ONT!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, finally crawling out of the sock drawer at March 10, 2014 07:03 PM (m9V0o)

92 A belated congrats, Gingy. Will we see you at NoVAMoMee?

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 10, 2014 07:04 PM (yz6yg)

93 Maet, my Father was saved by penicillin too. Massive doses for a gaping wound which refused to heal for a year. He was wounded at St. Lo by 88MM shrapnel which passed under his heart and exited (hole the size of 3 fingers) his left back taking a lung and a few ribs. He was told to make his peace with GOD in 1944 and he died in 2004. I miss him.

Posted by: Erowmero at March 10, 2014 10:56 PM (1gcFZ)



Modern medicine is a miracle of human achievement. So bring on Obamacare.

Posted by: The Left at March 10, 2014 07:04 PM (3qZbZ)

94 "my Father was saved by penicillin too. Massive doses for a gaping wound which refused to heal for a year. He was wounded at St. Lo by 88MM shrapnel"

The late Bill Mauldin traveled right along the front lines with the "dogface" infantry in Europe, and immortalized them with the fictional Willie and Joe characters in his cartoons for _Stars and Stripes_.

In the comments he wrote for Stateside readers, trying to put across the huge difficulties and risks that Americans were enduring in combat, Mauldin said that the dogfaces hated the German 88 more than any other single weapon, and swore the damn thing could throw a shell around a corner.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 10, 2014 07:05 PM (gqT4g)

95 53 Oh yes. It's always the ones who are so in favor of "choice" in one area who are the worst, pettiest, most sanctimonious busy bodies about every other possible parenting-related choice. It's hilarious (when it isn't driving me halfway to despair).

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 10, 2014 07:05 PM (9ysE1)

96 I am on west coast still back at the first Jaws. My son has learned to play the first part of the theme on his trumpet and he likes to sneak up on me and play it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 10, 2014 07:05 PM (RZ8pf)

97 Yes, Bannion, we will be there.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 10, 2014 07:05 PM (N/cFh)

98 Question 10: To have sex with Lena Dunham, you would need to have:>> - Just to stay on topic, Penicilin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 07:06 PM (aDwsi)

99 72 Ok, Iron Sky added to Netflix queue. I rarely get bad recommendations from you lot. Although Cougar hated Dredd. Which means I didn't get to finish Dredd. Posted by: DC in Towson at March 10, 2014 11:00 PM (eQJwb) IronSky is fun. Not serious. Not good. Not anything other than fun. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Plus the blond is hot.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 10, 2014 07:06 PM (GEICT)

100 The trouble is there are so many I don't know who to praise. Posted by: eman at March 10, 2014 11:00 PM (AO9UG) Don't matter, just make sure it's a female. An elderly one if possible, so no one could mistake your intentions.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 07:06 PM (Pfvig)

101 >>>DC... You moving? Leaving the Old Line State? Trying my damnedest. Except for the weather, the taxes, the gun laws, the cost of living and the traffic...it's great. Gingy, still waiting on my triple shot espresso.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 10, 2014 07:06 PM (eQJwb)

102 42 Young Paul kinda looks like the stepson. Erie. Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 10:46 PM (doBIb) And you're just having trouble with one girl??? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 10:55 PM (Pfvig) Here's his pic Tammy. http://i59.tinypic.com/119z3bt.jpg

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 07:06 PM (doBIb)

103
My son has learned to play the first part of the theme on his trumpet and he likes to sneak up on me and play it.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 10, 2014 11:05 PM (RZ8pf)










Heh.

Tell me that kid isn't a Moron.

Too bad there isn't an obvious music cue for Face Sized Spiders.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2014 07:07 PM (ljs6i)

104 OMG Houston burglar arrested while wearing a cookie monster onesie. That is one weird looking mug shot

Posted by: thunderb at March 10, 2014 07:07 PM (zOTsN)

105 Wasn't a shot at you Maet. Not at all. Just expected more from someone calling himself "Pastor" You know who else was a lousy theologian? Zwingli. Zwingli defended this action in a sermon called Von Erkiesen und Freiheit der Speisen (Regarding the Choice and Freedom of Foods), in which he argued, from the basis of Martin Luther's doctrine of Sola Scriptura, that "Christians are free to fast or not to fast because the Bible does not prohibit the eating of meat during Lent." You know what else the Bible doesn't mention? A period in the liturgical year known as "Lent." Spot the logical error.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 10, 2014 07:07 PM (yz6yg)

106 Hell, they had to yank out our tonsils so the doctors could make some money off us.
See? I was right! Again!!!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at March 10, 2014 07:07 PM (hn5v5)

107 100 The trouble is there are so many I don't know who to praise. Posted by: eman at March 10, 2014 11:00 PM (AO9UG) Don't matter, just make sure it's a female. An elderly one if possible, so no one could mistake your intentions. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 11:06 PM (Pfvig) Good advice. No shortage of them here.

Posted by: eman at March 10, 2014 07:07 PM (AO9UG)

108 Obama skips all that intelligence boring stuff.
Susan Rice fully briefs.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 10, 2014 07:07 PM (aUQgu)

109 92 A belated congrats, Gingy. Will we see you at NoVAMoMee? Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 10, 2014 11:04 PM (yz6yg) Her and Dave both best be there.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 10, 2014 07:07 PM (GEICT)

110 I just finished watching "Zombieland" again. I'd say that it was so much fun it crossed over to being good.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 10, 2014 07:07 PM (30eLQ)

111 To have sex with Lena Dunham, you would have to use Jimmy Fallons dick.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 07:07 PM (Q8vlx)

112 President Obama has been warning Russia of dire consequences if it interfered with the Ukraine, and again with dire consequences if they donÂ’t leave the Crimea, which they are in the process of annexing. Putin has been ignoring those pathetic threats and acted in the knowledge that the U.S. would not, and could not, stop him from taking over the Crimea.

More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=5269

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 10, 2014 10:50 PM (AymDN)


You might find this pertinent and enjoyable.

http://curmudgeonlyskeptical.blogspot.com/2014/03/putin-v-obama.html


Best mashup i've seen so far. 

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 10, 2014 07:08 PM (XnALK)

113 Young Paul kinda looks like the stepson. Erie. Posted by: EC Well, Paul Newman grew up in suburban Cleveland, which is on Lake Erie. So maybe you were more right than you knew?

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 10, 2014 07:08 PM (+1T7c)

114 Yea, well, EC...... count your blessings he's only got the one girl! Handsome lad!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 07:08 PM (Pfvig)

115 Is 'Kudos Gingy' an animé character?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 10, 2014 07:08 PM (hn5v5)

116 @79 - Ohpleasepleasepleaseplease. Hillary? Oh pleasepleasepleaseplease. Of course, we'll be back in a week beating you up for getting our hopes up.

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2014 07:08 PM (o+SC1)

117 EC- You must be proud of that Marine. He wears that uniform well.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 10, 2014 07:08 PM (4Mv1T)

118 Andycanuck is a weeabu.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 10, 2014 07:09 PM (N/cFh)

119 To have sex with Lena Dunham, you would have to use Jimmy Fallons dick.

And Rasputin's stomach

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 10, 2014 07:09 PM (30eLQ)

120 96 Ha! My kid picked up cello and bass specifically because the teacher promised to teach everyone to play the Jaws theme right away. Happily, neither instrument is very good for sneaking up on someone.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at March 10, 2014 07:09 PM (9ysE1)

121 Her and Dave both best be there. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 10, 2014 11:07 PM (GEICT) Why don't you transfer up here for the planning phase of NoVAMoMee? It would be more efficient. Many hands make light work and all thatÂ….

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 10, 2014 07:09 PM (yz6yg)

122 "Spot the logical error."
Its where you presume the word "lent" has to be specifically stated to answer the question. The Bible never says you have to refrain from eating meat at ANY time, and specifically states you can eat whatever you want in the new covenant and further to be wary of special days and festivals.
How'd I do?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 07:09 PM (zfY+H)

123 Which of course, 'a lie' is bullshit x2 way to Sunday; 1 ) The Brits did learn of the yellowcake attempt and 2 ) Wilson in no shape or form learned anything to the contrary.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2014 10:51 PM (Y/M/K)


But the Media took Wilson's side, so it doesn't matter what people who don't own broadcasting networks think is the truth.



Posted by: D-Lamp at March 10, 2014 07:09 PM (XnALK)

124 Thanks Tammy!

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 07:10 PM (doBIb)

125 119 And no sense of smell.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 07:10 PM (Q8vlx)

126 No shortage of them here. Posted by: eman at March 10, 2014 11:07 PM (AO9UG) I would not want an Indian mama-in-law, but outside of that, dear sweet ladies.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 07:10 PM (Pfvig)

127 73 Nerdygirl lucky they didn't cut a foot or leg off. I heard they like doin that for no reason. Gaylord said so it must be true. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 11:01 PM (Q8vlx) Yeah, my comment was a joke. But Gaylord really believed that your GP somehow profited from whacking off the leg of a diabetic. Um, the oh so brilliant SCOAMF wasn't bright enough to figure out that it would be a surgeon who performed an amputation, not your regular doctor.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2014 07:10 PM (k2GaM)

128 Oh for sure give him 10 years and he will be a moron. It especially startles me when I am outside with the dog and all of a sudden there is an eerie shadow playing "dah dum dah dum dah dum"

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 10, 2014 07:10 PM (RZ8pf)

129 This DC mayor scandal is going to get the Hildabeast too. Hundreds of thousands of dollars funneled to her campaign. Mayor Gray is going down. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner Scandal? Hillary! is bullet proof, and covered in teflon. For there to be a scandal, people in the Media would have to write about it, report it. This whole thing goes down the memory hole, at least the parts about Hillary!.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 10, 2014 07:11 PM (+1T7c)

130 Todd and Sarah Palin are selling their bus.

LINK: http://preview.tinyurl.com/mrpwe5v   (theblaze.com)

Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2014 07:11 PM (JBggj)

131 In news of the dumb, tonight's WWE Raw had the hero Daniel Bryan vs evil corporate power HHH. Bryan's gimmick is world's toughest vegan. He wears a t-shirt that is basically a rip-off of the Che Guevera shirt. He's got the hipster 70s hippie throwback look. Except he's small -- barely 5'10. Daniel Bryan is the current favorite of the hard-core wrestling geek fans. The story is he wanted a match against HHH at Wrestlemania. So he did an "Occupy Raw" bit where a hundred fans wearing his t-shirt storm the ring and stay there until the ruling powers in WWE give in to his demands, doing various chants. WWE also has a tag team group that are Tea Party guys -- The Real Americans -- they are evil, racist bad guys who constantly accuse the hispanic wrestlers of being illegal aliens who should be deported. They wave the Gasden Flag and their catch phase is We The People.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 10, 2014 07:11 PM (ZPrif)

132 U.S. intelligence told Bush that Saddam tried to buy yellowcake in Niger. Bush claiming to believe that, and repeating it to the American people, was a lie. *** Of course we know that is true now...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2014 07:11 PM (M3hAT)

133 117 EC- You must be proud of that Marine. He wears that uniform well. Thanks TR! We are very proud. We are trying to see about a family vacation at Topsail this summer so he can spend the evenings with us when he's off duty. Not sure if he can get leave yet.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 07:12 PM (doBIb)

134
You might find this pertinent and enjoyable.
http://curmudgeonlyskeptical.blogspot.com/2014/03/putin-v-obama.html

Best mashup i've seen so far.

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 10, 2014 11:08 PM (XnALK)


======================


Bookmarked!

Posted by: NCwoof at March 10, 2014 07:12 PM (aUQgu)

135 Why don't you transfer up here for the planning phase of NoVAMoMee? It would be more efficient. Many hands make light work and all thatÂ…. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 10, 2014 11:09 PM (yz6yg) Indeed and I would be fine with that. The wife, the daughters, the boss/father, the people at churchÂ…yeah, they might have a problem with it.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 10, 2014 07:12 PM (GEICT)

136 To have sex with Lena Dunham you need to get rid of your sense of aesthetics and your self-respect.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 10, 2014 07:12 PM (Q+Jdg)

137 72 Ok, Iron Sky added to Netflix queue. I rarely get bad recommendations from you lot. Although Cougar hated Dredd. Which means I didn't get to finish Dredd.
Posted by: DC in Towson at March 10, 2014 11:00 PM (eQJwb)


I watched Iron Sky a few months ago and enjoyed it. It didn't take itself all that seriously and had fun with the idea of Nazis from the dark side of the moon who are both advanced yet clueless about modern technology. The Palin as president joke is pretty played out but there were enough pretty funny scenes in it that I could overlook that.

Posted by: Mætenloch at March 10, 2014 07:12 PM (pAlYe)

138 Ribald, Cankles will be unscathed by any scandal.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 07:12 PM (Q8vlx)

139 Obama skips all that intelligence boring stuff.
I do not!
That's when I practice my putting.

Posted by: president o'bumbles at March 10, 2014 07:12 PM (hn5v5)

140
Jaws II on AMC now
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse




Jaw 3D > Jaws II

If only because of the Lea Thompson moonlight swim:

http://tinyurl.com/lja4s9y

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 10, 2014 07:13 PM (kdS6q)

141 Jaws emptied out the beaches on the East Coast in '75. I still went into the water but I swear I saw sharks everywhere. Never even thought about them in the years before. Boodle doo dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt dunt

Posted by: eman at March 10, 2014 07:13 PM (AO9UG)

142 Its where you presume the word "lent" has to be specifically stated to answer the question. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 11:09 PM (zfY+H) Still a little off. I didn't presume that. Zwingli did. If you're going to go sola Scriptura then it's incumbent on the ersatz theologian to point out where in Scriptura it says sola Scriptura

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 10, 2014 07:13 PM (yz6yg)

143 WWE also has a tag team group that are Tea Party guys -- The Real Americans -- they are evil, racist bad guys who constantly accuse the hispanic wrestlers of being illegal aliens who should be deported. They wave the Gasden Flag and their catch phase is We The People. Not fucking helping. Someone needs to beat Vince McMahon's ass with a garden hose packed with sand.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 07:13 PM (doBIb)

144 As far as I'm concerned, all warrantless searches are unreasonable searches.

The only warrantless search reasonable would be search of a witnessed crime perpetrator.

Reason is that the cops are lazy (human right?) and they use the loophole and now you can drive a truck through it and they abuse it like an old donkey.

The thumb on the scale of justice should be in favor of the people and not the Government. We've seen what they do, We've seen their willingness to act lawlessly.

And don't bother trying to reason with me about it.

The cops and DA's have crossed over the line and are now act like our prison guards and that they can do anything they please.

Time to push that line back a bit and put them in their place.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Microaggressive SoCon) at March 10, 2014 07:13 PM (LSDdO)

145 I'm the greatest thing since wonder bread! I also got the farts!!!! Kim Kardash is my queen! Yayyayayayayaya Yahooooooooooooo!

Posted by: thunderb at March 10, 2014 07:13 PM (zOTsN)

146 I'd hold off on investing in that health sensor boys and girls.  I built a small interferometer for the non-intrusive measurement of blood almost a decade ago - they are still working thru FDA device approval.  And, that's if their stuff works.

Posted by: Jean at March 10, 2014 07:13 PM (Aqvh6)

147 88 This DC mayor scandal is going to get the Hildabeast too. Hundreds of thousands of dollars funneled to her campaign. Mayor Gray is going down. Posted by: Truck With the liberal journalists all wanting "The First Woman President"? Nope. She's going to be untouchable just like "The First Black President".

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2014 07:14 PM (k2GaM)

148 >>>Indeed and I would be fine with that. The wife, the daughters, the boss/father, the people at churchÂ…yeah, they might have a problem with it. Excuses are like assholes, you know?

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 10, 2014 07:14 PM (eQJwb)

149 Indeed and I would be fine with that. The wife, the daughters, the boss/father, the people at churchÂ…yeah, they might have a problem with it. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 10, 2014 11:12 PM (GEICT) Pfffffft. Tell them to get their priorities in line.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 10, 2014 07:14 PM (yz6yg)

150 But without self-respect, a sense of aesthetics, an olfactory system, and a gag reflex; and if you're using someone else's dong then GO FOR IT OL' CHAP!

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 10, 2014 07:14 PM (30eLQ)

151 Oh good, a bunch of Protestant Proselytizing.

Posted by: ChrisValentine at March 10, 2014 07:14 PM (42vqa)

152

 

heheheh eh heheh... "eat sausage"... heheheheh

Posted by: beavis at March 10, 2014 07:14 PM (9gNQd)

153
To have sex with Lena Dunham you need to get rid of your sense of aesthetics and your self-respect.
Posted by: Trimegistus




So -- anytime after your sophomore year of college?

Posted by: Laurie David's Cervix at March 10, 2014 07:14 PM (kdS6q)

154
Just to stay on topic, Penicilin.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 11:06 PM (aDwsi)


I would argue that Penicillin and subsequent drugs were significant contributing factors in the Sexual Revolution.

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 10, 2014 07:14 PM (XnALK)

155 Fifteen is my limit on schnizengruben

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 10, 2014 07:14 PM (Q6pxP)

156 Scandal? Hillary! is bullet proof, and covered in teflon. For there to be a scandal, people in the Media would have to write about it, report it. This whole thing goes down the memory hole, at least the parts about Hillary!. Posted by: Ribald ------------------------- Whitewater Cattle Futures Travelgate Filegate Craig Livingston Healthcare plan Ashtrays Vince Foster Benghazi What am I forgetting?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 07:14 PM (aDwsi)

157 Its where you presume the word "lent" has to be specifically stated to answer the question. The Bible never says you have to refrain from eating meat at ANY time, and specifically states you can eat whatever you want in the new covenant and further to be wary of special days and festivals. How'd I do? Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 11:09 PM (zfY+H) I know a woman whose mother is Muslim and her father is Buddhist. She decided to be neither because she wanted to eat what she wanted when she wanted. Also, she punched her mother's Imam in the nose when she was a child.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 10, 2014 07:15 PM (AymDN)

158 I would argue that Penicillin and subsequent drugs were significant contributing factors in the Sexual Revolution. Posted by: D-Lamp ---------------------------- Can't argue against that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 07:15 PM (aDwsi)

159 Tell them to get their priorities in line. It was nice to have met Cochran. I'll miss him.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 07:15 PM (doBIb)

160 Fifteen is my limit on schnizengruben Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 10, 2014 11:14 PM (Q6pxP) I was wondering when someone was going to get there.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 10, 2014 07:15 PM (yz6yg)

161 Weeabus wobble but we don't fall down!
kibainuzukalover.deviantart.com/art/Weeaboo-mp-166773108

BTW, Gingy, they're still letting you graduate after getting that one A- once? Tsk. Tsk.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 10, 2014 07:15 PM (hn5v5)

162 Hammer, What difference does it make?

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 07:16 PM (Q8vlx)

163 So the two big protest movements in American politics in recent years - the Tea Party and the Occupy Movement - are both currently incorporated into WWE storylines. The #1 hero good guy is Daniel Bryan - a vegan hippie who wears a Che shirt and runs Occupy style protests against the evil corporate Authority. While the Tea Party guys are evil, racists who wave the Gadsden Flag, talk about the Constitution, and constantly try to deport hispanics cause racism. Just an interesting example of pop culture. As they say, politics is downstream of culture.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 10, 2014 07:16 PM (ZPrif)

164 Peaches, I found this on the jukebox at a local dive bar a few years back. Made me re-discover Ms. Chapman. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xVxCtt3s_1M

Posted by: shredded chi at March 10, 2014 07:16 PM (8GDYF)

165 Ribald, Cankles will be unscathed by any scandal. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo There are so many scandals that should have wrecked both Bill and Hillary! that there must be some kind of Mephistophelian pact they have with Beelzebub. She will likely be elected by the idiot electorate in the US in 2016, and soon people will be pining for the Obama days. Yeah, that bad.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 10, 2014 07:16 PM (+1T7c)

166 156 NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, CNBC....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 07:16 PM (ojnk6)

167 Tell them to get their priorities in line. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 10, 2014 11:14 PM (yz6yg) Be glad to, just as soon as you get down here and stand in front of me.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 10, 2014 07:16 PM (GEICT)

168 98 Question 10: To have sex with Lena Dunham, you would need to have:>> Just to stay on topic, Penicilin. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 11:06 PM (aDwsi) For some of us, lots and lots of penicillin.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 10, 2014 07:16 PM (k2GaM)

169 You might find this pertinent and enjoyable. http://curmudgeonlyskeptical.blogspot.com/2014/03/putin-v-obama.html Best mashup i've seen so far. Posted by: D-Lamp at March 10, 2014 11:08 PM (XnALK) I'd laugh if it weren't so accurateÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 10, 2014 07:16 PM (AymDN)

170 Mike: Hillary's crooked brothers, that cackle she does when she lies - which she does a lot of (Tuzla), the Reset Button which Putin just made us all eat . . .

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 10, 2014 07:17 PM (30eLQ)

171 Good night, all. And be of good cheer: Obama can only fuck things up 1,047 more times.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 10, 2014 07:17 PM (Q+Jdg)

172 Be glad to, just as soon as you get down here and stand in front of me. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 10, 2014 11:16 PM (GEICT) I can send you my kevlar vest. It's missing one plate, but just make sure you don't turn that side to them.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 10, 2014 07:17 PM (yz6yg)

173 Heck in the summer of 1975 we saw sharks in swimming pools. Of course I was really little and hadn't actually seen the movie but no one could stop talking about it even around little kids.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlinSeattle at March 10, 2014 07:18 PM (RZ8pf)

174 The local press is really gunning for Mayor Gray.  He is a dirtbag extraordinaire.  I liked Adrian Fenty when he was mayor and he had some pretty good ideas as opposed to Gray.  Gray's shadow campaign and dummy candidate cost Fenty the election.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 10, 2014 07:18 PM (jucos)

175 Here, I grow up in Bible-thumpin' Texas and I don't know shit about Lent. Or church for that matter. Yet I don't l lie or cheat or steal. Am I going to Hell?

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 10, 2014 07:18 PM (F5APP)

176 Sex with Lena Dunham? There isn't enough beer.

Posted by: eman at March 10, 2014 07:18 PM (AO9UG)

177 Is 'Kudos Gingy' an animé character? Posted by: andycanuck If so the video game will surely be titled,"Kudos Gingy: Throughput Nuance, The Secondning"

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 10, 2014 07:18 PM (Y/M/K)

178 Oh brother. AMC to air a series about arm wrestling.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 07:18 PM (DmNpO)

179 It's missing one plate, but just make sure you don't turn that side to them. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 10, 2014 11:17 PM (yz6yg) That's no good. There's enough to where they can surround me. And you know women, they always seek out the weakness.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 10, 2014 07:19 PM (GEICT)

180 75 I should ask the younger anime fans if they knew what the netting Jiro slept under at the start of The Wind Rises was for. Am betting none would have an idea. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10 No idea guess for mosquitoes can you name the anime my name comes from ?

Posted by: Kyon at March 10, 2014 07:19 PM (mT+TO)

181 161 BTW, Gingy, they're still letting you graduate after getting that one A- once? Tsk. Tsk. Posted by: andycanuck at March 10, 2014 11:15 PM (hn5v5) --- The professor.... Changed her mind. Yeah.that.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 10, 2014 07:19 PM (N/cFh)

182 The "Repent of Lent" article was interesting. I don't observe lent myself, or anything in the liturgical calendar for that matter, and I pretty much agree with his points on them, but the author went too far by essentially saying that fasting, in and of itself was "Pharasitical" or somehow bad. Scripture is clear that Jesus talked about "when you fast...," and that the church did indeed fast. I don't know why he would ignore those verses.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 10, 2014 07:19 PM (bipwv)

183 Am I going to Hell? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 10, 2014 11:18 PM (F5APP) Dunno. Suppose you'll find out like we all will.

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 10, 2014 07:19 PM (yz6yg)

184 EC that is one strong looking PFC standing against the hordes of barbarians (the bad kind) that would overrun the world.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 10, 2014 07:19 PM (eQJwb)

185 175 Going to Hell? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE0nenGeW5A

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 07:19 PM (aDwsi)

186 I liked Adrian Fenty when he was mayor and he had some pretty good ideas as opposed to Gray. Fenty's problem was that he was relatively competent and not in bed with the teachers' unions. That kind of stuff don't play in this town.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at March 10, 2014 07:19 PM (ZNIRz)

187 I don't l lie or cheat or steal. / Am I going to Hell?

Probably. But you'll be in the layer of Hell with Chris Hitchens and lots of booze. So better than most

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at March 10, 2014 07:20 PM (30eLQ)

188 Due to sequestration, Hell has been cancelled.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 07:20 PM (doBIb)

189 It's twue! It's twue!

Posted by: lili von shtupp at March 10, 2014 07:20 PM (hn5v5)

190 That's no good. There's enough to where they can surround me. And you know women, they always seek out the weakness. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 10, 2014 11:19 PM (GEICT) Those tiny little fists of furyÂ….

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at March 10, 2014 07:20 PM (yz6yg)

191 meet my 14 year old

Posted by: thunderb at March 10, 2014 07:20 PM (zOTsN)

192 My grandfather was a doctor who served in WW2. His job was to travel around European fronts to tach other doctors and medics how to administer the new drug penicillin. He was actually my mother's stepfather. Her dad died during the war a few days after being wounded. After my mother died I came across a letter where she wondered if her stepdad had gotten to her father's location sooner, could penicillin have saved him? I never knew that's what my grandfather did during the war, until I read that letter.

Posted by: Mayday at March 10, 2014 07:20 PM (eHc+1)

193 "What am I forgetting?"

Me!

Posted by: Huma Abedin at March 10, 2014 07:20 PM (gqT4g)

194 Those tiny little fists of furyÂ…. Posted by: Sean Bannion at March 10, 2014 11:20 PM (yz6yg) So filled with rage...

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 10, 2014 07:20 PM (GEICT)

195 Scripture is clear that Jesus talked about "when you fast...," and that the church did indeed fast. Not to mention Jesus Himself fasting. But I guess he was being pharisaical.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at March 10, 2014 07:21 PM (ZNIRz)

196 175 Here, I grow up in Bible-thumpin' Texas and I don't know shit about Lent. Or church for that matter. Yet I don't l lie or cheat or steal. Am I going to Hell? Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 10, 2014 11:18 PM (F5APP) You are going to New Jersey.

Posted by: eman at March 10, 2014 07:21 PM (AO9UG)

197 And you know women, they always seek out the weakness. Posted by: BC ------------------- Same thing I said earlier. They don't fight fair.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 07:21 PM (aDwsi)

198 AMC to air a series about arm wrestling. Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse I know how that will end. I've seen The Fly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 10, 2014 07:22 PM (Y/M/K)

199 196 What's the difference?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 07:22 PM (ojnk6)

200 Fenty's problem was that he was relatively competent and not in bed with the teachers' unions. That kind of stuff don't play in this town.

Posted by: Paul Zummo at March 10, 2014 11:19 PM (ZNIRz)

________________

This.  He appointed Michelle Rhee as School Chancellor.  That is what got the unions and politicos howling.  What a fucking cesspool DC is. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 10, 2014 07:22 PM (jucos)

201 184 EC that is one strong looking PFC standing against the hordes of barbarians (the bad kind) that would overrun the world. Thank you, DC.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 07:22 PM (doBIb)

202 You are going to New Jersey. Posted by: eman THAT'S HARSH!

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 10, 2014 07:22 PM (+1T7c)

203

Question 10: To have sex with Lena Dunham, you would need to have:


 

f: a hippo fetish.

Posted by: otho at March 10, 2014 07:22 PM (9gNQd)

204 okay, I'm listening to whitesnake on the youtube, which is kinda how the good lord tells me to go watch tv.

love you all, truly, madly, deeply.

manana, muthafuckas!

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2014 07:22 PM (8lmkt)

205

I'm just a lurker and you don't need to answer if you don't want to. I hope I'm not out of line, but I was wondering if there is an update on the fellow, Joffen. I lurk almost every night and I haven't seen a confirmation, if that is the right word. Maybe I missed it.

 

Respectfully,

Posted by: Lurker John at March 10, 2014 07:23 PM (CPBLQ)

206 Manana Peaches

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 07:23 PM (Q8vlx)

207 199 196 What's the difference? Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 11:22 PM (ojnk6) No unions in Hell.

Posted by: eman at March 10, 2014 07:23 PM (AO9UG)

208 Lurker John, Joffen is no longer with us.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 10, 2014 07:23 PM (N/cFh)

209 Torquewrench - pg 159 of Bill Mauldin's Army has of a drawing of Willie with a German POW and seated is an S-2 Lt.

The Lt says, "I'll let ya know if I find th' one wot invented th' 88."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 07:23 PM (m1gXb)

210 205 I'm just a lurker and you don't need to answer if you don't want to. I hope I'm not out of line, but I was wondering if there is an update on the fellow, Joffen. I lurk almost every night and I haven't seen a confirmation, if that is the right word. Maybe I missed it. Respectfully, Posted by: Lurker John at March 10, 2014 11:23 PM (CPBLQ) He took his own life. Sorry.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 07:23 PM (doBIb)

211 "Just an interesting example of pop culture. As they say, politics is downstream of culture."

Note also that the concern pushing these storylines -- Occupy brave and good, Tea Party raciss and bad -- is owned by a family who had their matriarch stand (twice) as a Republican for the United States Senate.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at March 10, 2014 07:24 PM (gqT4g)

212 Someone needs to beat Vince McMahon's ass with a garden hose packed with sand. Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 11:13 PM I have a car antennae from a 1968 Chrysler Imperial that would get the point across more crisply

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2014 07:24 PM (JMmQ9)

213 207 I would argue that it's one big Union.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 07:24 PM (ojnk6)

214 Lurker, bad news. The worst. Please come and stay awhile!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 07:24 PM (Pfvig)

215 No unions in Hell. Posted by: eman ------------------- Possible thread winner.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 07:25 PM (aDwsi)

216 Arrrgh. Where's my can of Sock-B-Gon?

Whew. Here it is.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 10, 2014 07:25 PM (gqT4g)

217 Joffen, unfortunately, is no longer with us.  Confirmed by the Niagara Falls PD.  Sad really...... He was hurting for a long time.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 10, 2014 07:25 PM (jucos)

218 Night, Peaches!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 07:25 PM (Pfvig)

219 I don't get the Old Spice commercials.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 10, 2014 07:26 PM (4Chvm)

220 Are you kidding? Hell is completely unionized. All union bosses for demons.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 07:26 PM (zfY+H)

221 Lurker John, cthulhu can point you to a Post in an ONT a while back. maybe he'll be around in a minute to do so.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 10, 2014 07:26 PM (8GDYF)

222 212 Someone needs to beat Vince McMahon's ass with a garden hose packed with sand. Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 11:13 PM I have a car antennae from a 1968 Chrysler Imperial that would get the point across more crisply The garden hose will flex around limbs, while maintaining density hard enough to crack bones and damage internal organs, but not outright kill him. Unless you hit hm in the skull.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 07:26 PM (doBIb)

223 Torquewrench - pg 159 of Bill Mauldin's Army has of a drawing of Willie with a German POW and seated is an S-2 Lt. The Lt says, "I'll let ya know if I find th' one wot invented th' 88." Posted by: Anna Puma You either have an incredibly encyclopedic memory, or you have a copy of "Up Front" at your desk. I remember that cartoon, but not that it was on page 159.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 10, 2014 07:26 PM (+1T7c)

224 EC: pixy tried to eat my comment, but here's what I could save: And I post-lurked the other night when you were worried a female in his life, so I didn't get to provide my sage advice. Until the point he proposes to her, make your opinions known subtly. If it looks like she might actually become a part of your family, that changes things. For now, keep your best shots in your pocket.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 10, 2014 07:26 PM (eQJwb)

225 Vince McMahon perveyor of slime with a 2" dick. Thought he was dead already.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 07:27 PM (Q8vlx)

226 " I don't get the Old Spice commercials."
Advertising these days isn't about the product, its about trying to get on youtube and turn viral, so people talk about the ad. This gives the ad agency sexy cachet so they get better contracts. Does that help sales? Maybe, I dunno. I've never EVER watched an ad that made me want to buy a product. I resent attempts to manipulate me.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 07:27 PM (zfY+H)

227 Melancholy?  Geez that series did not appeal to me at all.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 07:27 PM (m1gXb)

228 The guy recording the police trying to arrest the guy was waiting for some police brutally. but the situation changed when the first punch was directed to the cops face. Yeah no one every fights the cops, only the police do police brutality or something like that.

Posted by: Trevor@TJexcite at March 10, 2014 07:27 PM (bkAvJ)

229 217 Joffen, unfortunately, is no longer with us. Confirmed by the Niagara Falls PD. Sad really...... He was hurting for a long time. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 10, 2014 11:25 PM (jucos) Someday, if appropriate, I should like to hear what troubled him so. I hope he rests in peace now and those he left behind recover well.

Posted by: eman at March 10, 2014 07:27 PM (AO9UG)

230 I haven't seen any lately, but the original Old Spice commercials with Isaiah Mustafa were hysterical and drool worthy.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 07:28 PM (Pfvig)

231 The professor.... Changed her mind.Yeah. that.
You asked while toying with a blackjack if she wanted to end up sleeping with the fishes that Lent? I'm proud of you and Conn Smythe is proud of you. [thumbs up symbol here]

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 10, 2014 07:28 PM (hn5v5)

232 156 


Whitewater
Cattle Futures
Travelgate
Filegate
Craig Livingston
Healthcare plan
Ashtrays
Vince Foster
Benghazi

What am I forgetting?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 11:14 PM (aDwsi)


===========================

Huma Abedin (partner? w MB ties)


Morsi and MB support in Egypt




Posted by: NCwoof at March 10, 2014 07:29 PM (aUQgu)

233 Sure, a lot of the ads are funny, but do they make you want the product? Think back on ads you really like.
For example: Man talking on the phone, late at night. His wife comes down and accuses him of talking to another woman. She says Jake sounds hideous.
What are they advertising? What's the product, the company? Do you even remember? But you remember the ad...

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 07:29 PM (zfY+H)

234 Ribald Conservative I have along with the aforementioned book, Mauldin's auto-biography The Brass Ring.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 07:29 PM (m1gXb)

235 I've never EVER watched an ad that made me want to buy a product. I resent attempts to manipulate me. *** Food ads.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 07:30 PM (DmNpO)

236 Can't argue against that.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 11:15 PM (aDwsi)


A topic I ponder from time to time is how much of our current situation is the consequence of Leftest steering of the electorate rather than just being the cultural path we are on. 


For example, a  lot of factors contributed to the creation of the sexual revolution, not the least of which is the reduction in available men changing female promiscuity during and after the war. 


Reduction of men made them scarcer, so females had to bid higher.

Anti-Biotics reduced the consequences of many sexual diseases.

The invention Pill made pregnancy less of a factor in the decision to have sex. 


Posted by: D-Lamp at March 10, 2014 07:30 PM (XnALK)

237 I call b.s. on the breast-feeding study. In the article linked at Instapundit, it is revealed that , mothers in the study breastfed their kids for an average of 23 weeks. The benefits of breastfeeding come after the 6th month mark..six months to a year or longer.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at March 10, 2014 07:30 PM (EJ/Tn)

238 I'm gonna call it a night. Only two hours past my bedtime, too.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 10, 2014 07:30 PM (eQJwb)

239 I've seen pizza ads that make me wish I had a pizza (can't eat them any more) but not BUY that pizza from that company.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 07:31 PM (zfY+H)

240 224 EC: pixy tried to eat my comment, but here's what I could save: And I post-lurked the other night when you were worried a female in his life, so I didn't get to provide my sage advice. Until the point he proposes to her, make your opinions known subtly. If it looks like she might actually become a part of your family, that changes things. For now, keep your best shots in your pocket. Posted by: DC in Towson at March 10, 2014 11:26 PM (eQJwb) When he gets back from training, we plan to have a family talk with him, away from her. Our greatest fear will be him showing up saying he just got engaged without telling anyone what he was doing. When he was looking to buy a car, I told him I would help him look and handle the salesman since he knew nothing about the buying process. What happens? He comes home, with his gf, in a new used pickup truck that he bought on his own while out running around I his gf's town. The two of them went out and impulse bought a truck!!!

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 07:31 PM (doBIb)

241
There are so many scandals that should have wrecked both Bill and Hillary! that there must be some kind of Mephistophelian pact they have with Beelzebub.


Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 10, 2014 11:16 PM (+1T7c)


Yeah, it's called the Liberal Media.   If Clinton were Republican, he would have never been President because he would have been attacked into a greasy spot. 




Posted by: D-Lamp at March 10, 2014 07:32 PM (XnALK)

242 Someday, if appropriate, I should like to hear what troubled him so. He mentioned before on the blog that he was in a very bitter custody battle over his child or children. The worst kind of fighting.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 07:33 PM (doBIb)

243 "You are going to New Jersey." Goddamit. I'd rather go to Hell. Talk about a fate worse than death.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 10, 2014 07:33 PM (F5APP)

244 For example: Man talking on the phone, late at night. His wife comes down and accuses him of talking to another woman. She says Jake sounds hideous.

What are they advertising? What's the product, the company? Do you even remember? But you remember the ad...


You're right, I have no idea.

Posted by: Jake ... from State Farm at March 10, 2014 07:34 PM (hO9ad)

245 The thing that surprised me most about Penicillin was that it was a new drug in 1943. I knew it hadn't been around forever but I thought there was some link to Louis Pasteur so I assumed late 1800s max.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 10, 2014 07:34 PM (TI3xG)

246 Morons: Can't miss tonite. Juan McCain on Letterman tonite. Two drooling fucks trying to remember what they were talkin about. My friensh

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 07:34 PM (Q8vlx)

247 Evan Thomas wasn't kidding when he said the media was worth 15 points for the Democrats. If it wasn't for the full court press by the news media for Dems and against the GOP, they'd have a hard time winning any national office, margin of fraud or not.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 07:34 PM (zfY+H)

248 87 Jaws II on AMC now

A Michelle bio-pic?
***

No.  that would be Alien.


Posted by: Killl meeeeeeeee!!! at March 10, 2014 07:35 PM (HFSaY)

249 248 Or Star Wars....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 07:36 PM (ojnk6)

250 >>>The two of them went out and impulse bought a truck!!! 20 year old kid, with some real money to spend for the first time ever. He's not the first. Unless this chick is husband hunting, you'll be fine. He might have a rough few weeks, but I wouldn't stress too hard There's a reason that the USMC doesn't give PFCs any power or decision making responsibilities. Because they are basically just like every other 20 year old, but with better weapons safety and better hygiene. By the time he's an NCO, he'll be fine. Hang in there.

Posted by: DC in Towson at March 10, 2014 07:37 PM (eQJwb)

251 Honestly how Michelle Obama looks means nothing to me. Its the hate in her eyes and the bitterness in her heart that is awful. You can tell how angry she is and how racist she is. She hates white people, hates.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 07:37 PM (zfY+H)

252 Hey everybody. Have a question again.

I know most of the posters here are likely Christians... and I appreciate that. It's especially refreshing given some of the out-and-out bigots spewing all over the interwebz lately.

But... is there anyone here who, as a Christian, has another Christian friend, family member, acquaintance... who is *just convinced* that the Rapture is coming any day now? Anybody? Because I'm sorry, and maybe the "burning times" are indeed coming... but the Rapture? Really? Obama is the antichrist?????

Not that the liberal media (BIRM) helps. But I personally think Christians shoot themselves in both feet oftentimes when we make our arguments... and then top them off with "by the way, Jesus is coming back to Earth next week!" Well if that's true then, why do we even need to be involved in politics and culture to begin with????

Anyway, just had to get this off my chest. Thanks. Would love to read your responses.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 07:37 PM (HVI5a)

253

Damn!, I was hoping to have a different ending. Eman, couldn't have said it better.

Sorry to rain on the parade. Back to lurking. 

Posted by: Lurker John at March 10, 2014 07:37 PM (CPBLQ)

254 I though Moochele was in Zombieland.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 07:37 PM (Q8vlx)

255 Ribald Conservative I have along with the aforementioned book, Mauldin's auto-biography The Brass Ring. Posted by: Anna Puma Mauldin was a hoot, but as I recall he really loathed George Patton.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 10, 2014 07:37 PM (+1T7c)

256 What are they advertising? What's the product, the company? Do you even remember? But you remember the ad... Posted by: Christopher Taylor Yeah, my dad harped on that thing a lot in regards to marketing. If the name of the product/company isn't repeated, you've wasted your money. It seem even more apt now with 10k's of companies on the web, TV, etc from around the world all competing. The best example of a 'good' ad from the last 40 years was the Joe Isuzu ads for what should be an obvious reason.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 10, 2014 07:38 PM (Y/M/K)

257 Not a damn thing here is relevant to my interests. WTF!!!

Posted by: RWC at March 10, 2014 07:38 PM (MtC8f)

258 One of my favorite Dem tweets to date The White House OSTP ‏@whitehouseostp 25m Climate change makes certain diseases & conditions worse. It also stresses #health care infrastructure. http://go.usa.gov/KD5j #Up4Climate

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 07:38 PM (DmNpO)

259 EC - Between training schools, I stopped off at UNC and spoke to my old adviser. His first question was, "Well Hammer, how many cars have you bought?"

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 07:39 PM (aDwsi)

260 Unless this chick is husband hunting, you'll be fine. She is! That's what worries us.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 07:39 PM (doBIb)

261 I just found out that Wild Bill Guarnere passed away on March 8.  RIP to a true hero.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 10, 2014 07:39 PM (0gUsQ)

262 247 Evan Thomas wasn't kidding when he said the media was worth 15 points for the Democrats. If it wasn't for the full court press by the news media for Dems and against the GOP, they'd have a hard time winning any national office, margin of fraud or not.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 11:34 PM (zfY+H)


I've been saying this for a very long time.  Every national election, the media meddling is equivalent to a billion dollars in campaign contributions. 


I cannot emphasis too strongly how influential the media empires are in our national elections.  They deliberately steer votes to Democrats, and it is long past time we should have burned them down for doing it. 



Posted by: D-Lamp at March 10, 2014 07:39 PM (XnALK)

263 251 You should see her Princeton thesis. Seething with bad grammar, spelling, and the desire to prove that whitey hates blacks. I read part of it once. It was nauseating.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 07:39 PM (ojnk6)

264 "Not that the liberal media (BIRM) helps. But I personally think Christians shoot themselves in both feet oftentimes when we make our arguments"
Yes, Christians are our own worst enemy. Personally I think the arguments they make and the position they take is ludicrous, but my crystal ball sucks, so I can't say for sure who's right about the future.
But honestly, its no more ridiculous than saying the oceans are rising 30 feet in the next century because you drive an SUV but Barack Obama caused them to recede.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 07:39 PM (zfY+H)

265 outside of a few things, the Believe pilot was worth checking out. Though the girl isn't autistic, it kinda reminded me of the under-rated Mercury Rising

Posted by: The Dude at March 10, 2014 07:40 PM (bStrg)

266 qdpsteve - No one shall no know the time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 07:40 PM (aDwsi)

267 259 EC - Between training schools, I stopped off at UNC and spoke to my old adviser. His first question was, "Well Hammer, how many cars have you bought?" Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 11:39 PM (aDwsi) The absolute best place to buy a used car is in a military base town. Dumbass kids buying cars they can't afford on two salaries.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 07:41 PM (doBIb)

268 RC, yes it was something of a clash of wills.  But at the same time Patton was smart enough not to squish him.

Flipping though that book and laughing way too much was the drawing where Mauldin pokes fun at Patton's regulations.  Two rain soaked weary soldiers in a Jeep with messy kit reading the board welcoming them to the 3rd Army Sector.

"Tell HQ we will have to take a 700 mile detour."

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 07:41 PM (m1gXb)

269 252   Christopher

Catholics do not.  I believe there are several Protestant permutations on 'rapture':  tribulation, pre-trib, post-trib.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 10, 2014 07:41 PM (aUQgu)

270 Qd steveobama is not the antichrist. The antichrist is very itelligent, tricks the whole world. This guy is a fuckin piker who only fooled 52% of themouth btreathers in the US. Antichrist is a worldwide phenomona.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 07:41 PM (Q8vlx)

271 "The best example of a 'good' ad from the last 40 years was the Joe Isuzu ads for what should be an obvious reason."
I agree, I loved those ads. They made people very curious about and like the Isuzu car, and made the word (which oddly enough people still mispronounce) familiar, and by reverse argument made the cars sound good.
Its also a good example of an ad campaign that didn't outlast its effectiveness. They stopped leaving you wishing they'd put out more.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 07:42 PM (zfY+H)

272 257 Not a damn thing here is relevant to my interests. WTF!!! Posted by: RWC at March 10, 2014 11:38 PM (MtC8f) Are you not entertained?

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 07:42 PM (doBIb)

273 Everything I know about religion was told to me by another human. So if you can believe humans when they tell you something, well there you go. It's not like humans say things that aren't necessarily true, cuz we know people we trust would never do that, right?

Posted by: Timothy Realist at March 10, 2014 07:42 PM (n5oN3)

274 Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 11:37 PM (HVI5a) Christian and don't know of any end of times folks. But Jesus better come back soon. My lawn is looking terrible.

Posted by: RWC at March 10, 2014 07:42 PM (MtC8f)

275 252 If that were the case, we would have been done in the 40s. And, the U.S. political climate does not equal the entirety of the planet. I fart in their general direction.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 07:43 PM (ojnk6)

276 Mike: exactamundo. Which makes it *especially* galling to me when I encounter other Christians who claim they *do.*

I admit I ask this because I have a FB friend who's like this. Yet it's obvious what her real issue is, if I may play armchair psychologist: she's in her 60s, her husband was killed sometime around 1970 by cops (because he was an idiot fleeing from cops after a burglary), her only son is a hopelessly addicted "professional" poker player/gambler who's never had any real money to his name, and she's been raising this son's son (her grandson) for him now for 20 years.

I think what she really wants out of the Rapture is for God to hit the big "reset" button in the sky, because she hates her life and is convinced she's powerless to change anything. Just my two cents.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 07:43 PM (HVI5a)

277 EC - Between training schools, I stopped off at UNC and spoke to my old adviser. His first question was, "Well Hammer, how many cars have you bought?" Posted by: Mike Hammer
----------------------------

Funny that. My FIL was a crew chief maintaining P-51s in 1944 for his short stint in the Army Air Force.. He grew up dirt poor on the Albemarle Sound. He saved $.90 of every dollar he earned.

When he met me MIL, the May Queen at Meredith College in Raleigh, what was he doing? Buying and selling cars. Convertibles mostly. Because he liked them.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 10, 2014 07:43 PM (4Mv1T)

278 Food / Bev PSA: I've just tried this new blend of wine, or at least new to me( IE not Cab, Pinot, or Merlot ) It's called Red Blend, or California Red. Avoid. At. All. Costs. ~*~*~*~ The More You Know*~*~*~*~ youtube.com/watch?v=v3rhQc666Sg

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 10, 2014 07:43 PM (Y/M/K)

279 203 Question 10: To have sex with Lena Dunham, you would need to have:

f: a hippo fetish.

***

Also, a board to strap across your ass.

Posted by: The Great Pit of Carkoon at March 10, 2014 07:44 PM (HFSaY)

280 "So if you can believe humans when they tell you something, well there you go."
I don't believe you.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 07:44 PM (zfY+H)

281 Posted by: Lurker John at March 10, 2014 11:23 PM (CPBLQ)

oh, honey, i know you already been told, but it did not end well.  pray, if you will, for his little girl.  and his soul, which I believe was not found wanting. 

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2014 07:44 PM (8lmkt)

282 "Anyway, just had to get this off my chest. Thanks. Would love to read your responses." Don't have any devout family members. Obama is not the anti-Christ. He's just an idiot promoted above his competency level. It happens and you find ways to survive through it. Anyone who's ever served in the U.S. military or the Postal Service understands this precisely.

Posted by: Ricardo Kill at March 10, 2014 07:44 PM (F5APP)

283 221 Lurker John,
cthulhu can point you to a Post in an ONT a while back.
maybe he'll be around in a minute to do so. Posted by: shredded chi at March 10, 2014 11:26 PM (8GDYF) Hide posts from (8GDYF)



This is the family's memorial page -- http://tinyurl.com/k8nfu93



His sister has been here and knows what sorts we are, and mods the guestbook -- so you can sign as your actual name, a reasonable nic, or just a first name.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 07:44 PM (T1005)

284 263 251 You should see her Princeton thesis. Seething with bad grammar, spelling, and the desire to prove that whitey hates blacks. I read part of it once. It was nauseating. It was her undergrad thesis, which was a survey and only 20% of the total polled responded. That was telling.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 07:44 PM (doBIb)

285 Are you not entertained? Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 11:42 PM (doBIb) Not until I find the video of the 'ettes sleepover where they re-created Gladiator.

Posted by: RWC at March 10, 2014 07:45 PM (MtC8f)

286 "I think what she really wants out of the Rapture is for God to hit the big "reset" button in the sky, because she hates her life and is convinced she's powerless to change anything. Just my two cents."
I think there's a lot of that going around these days, religious or not. SMOD.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 07:45 PM (zfY+H)

287
But... is there anyone here who, as a Christian, has another Christian friend, family member, acquaintance... who is *just convinced* that the Rapture is coming any day now? Anybody? Because I'm sorry, and maybe the "burning times" are indeed coming... but the Rapture? Really? Obama is the antichrist?????

Not that the liberal media (BIRM) helps. But I personally think Christians shoot themselves in both feet oftentimes when we make our arguments... and then top them off with "by the way, Jesus is coming back to Earth next week!" Well if that's true then, why do we even need to be involved in politics and culture to begin with????

Anyway, just had to get this off my chest. Thanks. Would love to read your responses.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 11:37 PM (HVI5a)


If it helps, I can prove that Obama is NOT the anti-Christ.  In Revelations  13:5 it says:


"And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue bforty and two months."


42 months = 3-1/2 years. Obama is up to 5. 


Feel better? 

Posted by: D-Lamp at March 10, 2014 07:46 PM (XnALK)

288 Chavez: also correct. But this woman believes Obama is the antichrist. She believes he wants to start WW3 with Russia so that he can enslave the Christian survivors, thus bringing on the tribulations written about in Revelation.

But then, she also posted a week ago a panicked piece about McDonalds, claiming they were using HUMAN MEAT in their Big Macs. Ah geez. Just the kind of person we need on FB representing us Christians. Not the brightest bulb unfortunately, I guess.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 07:46 PM (HVI5a)

289 Honestly how Michelle Obama looks means nothing to me. Its the hate in her eyes and the bitterness in her heart that is awful. You can tell how angry she is and how racist she is. She hates white people, hates.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 11:37 PM (zfY+H)



Sure she is full of hate. But you noticing that is racist.

Posted by: The Left at March 10, 2014 07:47 PM (3qZbZ)

290 Christopher: exactly.

D-Lamp: yes. Thanks. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 07:47 PM (HVI5a)

291 If you know greek, and read the Bible carefully, you can see that "anti-Christ" is not actually described as one really heinous dude, but an ideology. Anti here means "against" not "in the place of," as in against the gospel, against the truth. Its a movement of philosophy, religion, and thought, the same battle that's been going on since the fall: the seed of the woman vs the seed of the serpent.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 07:47 PM (zfY+H)

292 Oh, also thanks to RWC and anyone else who's responded to my complaint/query that I haven't acknowledged yet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 07:47 PM (HVI5a)

293 Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 11:44 PM (T1005)

cthulhu, thank you for that.  i think about that fucker often, and have wished there was a way i could express how sad this all makes me.  u da best, buddy.

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2014 07:48 PM (8lmkt)

294 The house just went quiet. I can finally start my two-ish hour decompression burn. Exit question: how the fcuk do I get up at 5:30 AM? Oh, and another thing: I have $21.00 on me right now. Could someone bring me a sammich?

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2014 07:48 PM (JMmQ9)

295 Been one of those days, but a new chapter of Otoyomegatari always makes me feel better. http://tinyurl.com/lwc5p2r

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 10, 2014 07:48 PM (AymDN)

296 Well, it wasn't an impulse buy if he'd been talking about getting one. He's probably been thinking about it longer than he's been talking about it, because he knew you'd jump in and want to help him, and he probably wanted to make his own choices. He's 20 years old. It is not at all unusual for a 20 year old male to buy a truck without anyone's supervision or well intended guidance. Next you'll be telling me it's flashy and he paid too much for it! When he's with her, he feels like a man. When he's with you and Mrs EC, he feels like a boy. A boy that you ultimately don't respect enough to let make a decision. I know you don't mean it that way, but I bet you that's how he feels. And he wants to feel like a man, so he's going to choose those who make him feel that way.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 07:49 PM (Pfvig)

297 Food / Bev PSA: I've just tried this new blend of wine, or at least new to me( IE not Cab, Pinot, or Merlot ) It's called Red Blend, or California Red. *** As with any wine, some red blends are really good, some are gawd-awful. I had a blend called Jest Red that was very good.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 07:49 PM (DmNpO)

298 Not until I find the video of the 'ettes sleepover where they re-created Gladiator. The Legionairesses of Slutopia? *thumbs up sign*

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 07:49 PM (doBIb)

299 284 Understood and agreed. Even back then, most could see how horrifying of a push poll this freaking thing was. I probably still have it somewhere on a HD. Will never look at it again. Instead, we're all living it.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 07:49 PM (ojnk6)

300 Steve, that's a totally fundamentalist Protestant thing. Was raised among people just like that. There are lots and lots of them.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 07:49 PM (Pfvig)

301 Oh, and another thing: I have $21.00 on me right now. Could someone bring me a sammich? Posted by: AltonJackson
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Dude. You pay more for food after 11PM eastern EVERY NIGHT than anyone I've ever seen.



Can I have just one fry?

Please?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 10, 2014 07:50 PM (4Mv1T)

302 Oh, and another thing: I have $21.00 on me right now. Could someone bring me a sammich? Posted by: AltonJackson
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Dude. You pay more for food after 11PM eastern EVERY NIGHT than anyone I've ever seen.



Can I have just one fry?

Please?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 10, 2014 07:50 PM (4Mv1T)

303 Oh, and another thing: I have $21.00 on me right now. Could someone bring me a sammich? Posted by: AltonJackson
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Dude. You pay more for food after 11PM eastern EVERY NIGHT than anyone I've ever seen.



Can I have just one fry?

Please?

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 10, 2014 07:50 PM (4Mv1T)

304 Christopher: hmm...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 07:50 PM (HVI5a)

305 Christopher: hmm...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 07:50 PM (HVI5a)

306 Christopher: hmm...

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 07:50 PM (HVI5a)

307 Qdpsteve she is nuttier than squirrel shit. I say that as a Chritian.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 07:51 PM (Q8vlx)

308 Qdpsteve she is nuttier than squirrel shit. I say that as a Chritian.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 07:51 PM (Q8vlx)

309 Qdpsteve she is nuttier than squirrel shit. I say that as a Chritian.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 07:51 PM (Q8vlx)

310 "Mauldin was a hoot, but as I recall he really loathed George Patton."

Working from memory here.

Mauldin wrote about watching some considerable number of American armored vehicles (six? eight?) all simultaneously trying to engage a Tiger. Can't recall if these were American tanks, or tank destroyers. The latter, if memory serves.

They fruitlessly bounced shells off the Tiger, which slowly turned its turret and destroyed each one of them in turn, killing their crews. With the infamous 88, again.

What infuriated Mauldin was higher-ups sending ordinary enlisted men, Willies and Joes, on what often amounted to suicide missions with inadequate equipment. It is reasonably to be assumed he would have been just as pissed off at the various command stupidities in the Air Force of the same era in the same theater of operations.

A subordinate officer of Patton's wrote an entire book decades after the war about how underarmored and outgunned the American tanks in Patton's Third Army were by comparison to their German adversaries. The title of the book is "Death Traps", which should give you a good idea of the regard in which he held the likes of the Sherman.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 10, 2014 07:51 PM (gqT4g)

311 "Mauldin was a hoot, but as I recall he really loathed George Patton."

Working from memory here.

Mauldin wrote about watching some considerable number of American armored vehicles (six? eight?) all simultaneously trying to engage a Tiger. Can't recall if these were American tanks, or tank destroyers. The latter, if memory serves.

They fruitlessly bounced shells off the Tiger, which slowly turned its turret and destroyed each one of them in turn, killing their crews. With the infamous 88, again.

What infuriated Mauldin was higher-ups sending ordinary enlisted men, Willies and Joes, on what often amounted to suicide missions with inadequate equipment. It is reasonably to be assumed he would have been just as pissed off at the various command stupidities in the Air Force of the same era in the same theater of operations.

A subordinate officer of Patton's wrote an entire book decades after the war about how underarmored and outgunned the American tanks in Patton's Third Army were by comparison to their German adversaries. The title of the book is "Death Traps", which should give you a good idea of the regard in which he held the likes of the Sherman.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 10, 2014 07:51 PM (gqT4g)

312 "Mauldin was a hoot, but as I recall he really loathed George Patton."

Working from memory here.

Mauldin wrote about watching some considerable number of American armored vehicles (six? eight?) all simultaneously trying to engage a Tiger. Can't recall if these were American tanks, or tank destroyers. The latter, if memory serves.

They fruitlessly bounced shells off the Tiger, which slowly turned its turret and destroyed each one of them in turn, killing their crews. With the infamous 88, again.

What infuriated Mauldin was higher-ups sending ordinary enlisted men, Willies and Joes, on what often amounted to suicide missions with inadequate equipment. It is reasonably to be assumed he would have been just as pissed off at the various command stupidities in the Air Force of the same era in the same theater of operations.

A subordinate officer of Patton's wrote an entire book decades after the war about how underarmored and outgunned the American tanks in Patton's Third Army were by comparison to their German adversaries. The title of the book is "Death Traps", which should give you a good idea of the regard in which he held the likes of the Sherman.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 10, 2014 07:51 PM (gqT4g)

313 So it's com to this. Dems declare war on weather.

Posted by: The Heat Miser at March 10, 2014 07:51 PM (bitz6)

314 So it's com to this. Dems declare war on weather.

Posted by: The Heat Miser at March 10, 2014 07:51 PM (bitz6)

315 So it's com to this. Dems declare war on weather.

Posted by: The Heat Miser at March 10, 2014 07:51 PM (bitz6)

316 TPH, you could always pull out the ADV DVD of Plastic Little and turn on the boob jiggle counter.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 07:51 PM (m1gXb)

317 TPH, you could always pull out the ADV DVD of Plastic Little and turn on the boob jiggle counter.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 07:51 PM (m1gXb)

318 TPH, you could always pull out the ADV DVD of Plastic Little and turn on the boob jiggle counter.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 07:51 PM (m1gXb)

319 Tammy: right. It's just funny how EVERYTHING somehow proves the Rapture is coming.

When the Soviets were saber-rattling and we saber-rattled back in the 1980s, it was proof the Rapture was coming. Now? Terrorists in the ME and Iran are proof the Rapture is coming.

Then again, I imagine there were folks back in the day that thought the Civil War was going to usher in the big finale.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 07:52 PM (HVI5a)

320 Tammy: right. It's just funny how EVERYTHING somehow proves the Rapture is coming.

When the Soviets were saber-rattling and we saber-rattled back in the 1980s, it was proof the Rapture was coming. Now? Terrorists in the ME and Iran are proof the Rapture is coming.

Then again, I imagine there were folks back in the day that thought the Civil War was going to usher in the big finale.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 07:52 PM (HVI5a)

321 Tammy: right. It's just funny how EVERYTHING somehow proves the Rapture is coming.

When the Soviets were saber-rattling and we saber-rattled back in the 1980s, it was proof the Rapture was coming. Now? Terrorists in the ME and Iran are proof the Rapture is coming.

Then again, I imagine there were folks back in the day that thought the Civil War was going to usher in the big finale.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 07:52 PM (HVI5a)

322 America has a lot of dispensationalists, the pre-trib premillenial guys who think Left Behind is a documentary. Its almost unknown in Europe or the rest of the world, and as far as I can tell, its fading here in the US too. Former big bastions of the position like Dallas Theological Seminary have been moving away from it for a while now.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 07:52 PM (zfY+H)

323 America has a lot of dispensationalists, the pre-trib premillenial guys who think Left Behind is a documentary. Its almost unknown in Europe or the rest of the world, and as far as I can tell, its fading here in the US too. Former big bastions of the position like Dallas Theological Seminary have been moving away from it for a while now.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 07:52 PM (zfY+H)

324 America has a lot of dispensationalists, the pre-trib premillenial guys who think Left Behind is a documentary. Its almost unknown in Europe or the rest of the world, and as far as I can tell, its fading here in the US too. Former big bastions of the position like Dallas Theological Seminary have been moving away from it for a while now.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 07:52 PM (zfY+H)

325 qdpsteve, time to start editing FB friends. My opinion only.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 07:53 PM (ojnk6)

326 Chavez: I think you're right.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 07:53 PM (HVI5a)

327 And cthulhu comes through... it took me a minute, but I found the ONT from Feb. 9th where we covered Joffen's obit/memorial.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 10, 2014 07:53 PM (8GDYF)

328 296 Well, it wasn't an impulse buy if he'd been talking about getting one. He's probably been thinking about it longer than he's been talking about it, because he knew you'd jump in and want to help him, and he probably wanted to make his own choices. He's 20 years old. It is not at all unusual for a 20 year old male to buy a truck without anyone's supervision or well intended guidance. Next you'll be telling me it's flashy and he paid too much for it! When he's with her, he feels like a man. When he's with you and Mrs EC, he feels like a boy. A boy that you ultimately don't respect enough to let make a decision. I know you don't mean it that way, but I bet you that's how he feels. And he wants to feel like a man, so he's going to choose those who make him feel that way. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 11:49 PM (Pfvig) Tammy, you are busting my balls I tell you! We were supposed to do this together as he had promised us. He doesn't know the first thing about what an APR or balloon payment is. We were in agreement that he would let us know when he wanted to sign papers. Luckily, I was able to refi his godawful loan into something more sane at my own credit union the week after. Did your parents let you sign a car loan at 19 all by yourself?

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 07:54 PM (doBIb)

329 And let me assure you, before Obama, most of them thought the Pope would be the anti-Christ. Not any Pope in particular, just that it would eventually be a Pope.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 07:54 PM (Pfvig)

330 "A subordinate officer of Patton's wrote an entire book decades after the war about how underarmored and outgunned the American tanks in Patton's Third Army were by comparison to their German adversaries."
Hard to blame Patton for that, he worked with what he was given. Its not like he insisted on Shermans and designed them. The man had plenty of faults but the gear he had wasn't one of them.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 07:55 PM (zfY+H)

331 It's just especially galling because right now we need Christians who are erudite, who are educated, who are degreed. People who are *smarter* than the mouthbreathing meme-repeaters on the left.

Every well-educated Christian is something of a victory IMHO, because they prove the "rube-from-hell" stereotype the left so wants to foist on American Christianity so wrong and misleading.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 07:55 PM (HVI5a)

332 TPH, you could always pull out the ADV DVD of Plastic Little and turn on the boob jiggle counter. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 11:51 PM (m1gXb) Naturally, I have that DVD (actually two copies of it) If anyone knows how to draw nipples, it is Satoshi Urushihara. However, Kaoru Mori is one of my favorit manga-ka. I usually don't go for that type of stuff, her stuff is always great.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 10, 2014 07:55 PM (AymDN)

333 Qdpsteve I has a problem buying into the rapture, it has been hijacked by a bunch of money grubbin tv skypilots.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 07:56 PM (Q8vlx)

334 .....and, BTW, the sister has told me that her family gains comfort from the morons who have visited and signed the guestbook -- no matter how they signed it.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 07:56 PM (T1005)

335 Damn, I go to the gym and this place gets interesting.  How is everyone tonight?

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2014 07:56 PM (lr3d7)

336 "But then, she also posted a week ago a panicked piece about McDonalds, claiming they were using HUMAN MEAT in their Big Macs."

They're not. Unfortunately.

I was _so_ disappointed. I personally complained to the manager. He sympathized but said the matter was out of his hands.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 10, 2014 07:57 PM (gqT4g)

337 246 Morons: Can't miss tonite. Juan McCain on Letterman tonite. Two drooling fucks trying to remember what they were talkin about. My friensh Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 11:34 PM (Q8vlx) That is what is so pathetic about McCain. The guy is so desperate for attention that he will go on the show of someone who treated him like shit during his presidential campaign. The guy has no dignity. During the campaign Letterman did a "bit" on McCain's age that was: 1. not funny 2. Horribly insulting to old people 3. Designed for no other reason than to help the democrat candidate win. There was absolutely no entertainment value to the bit. Letterman is an unfunny, partisan hack, and McCain stands for nothing, not even his own dignity.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2014 07:57 PM (k2GaM)

338 fnord

Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 10, 2014 07:57 PM (V4CBV)

339 Evangelical preacher's wife here. I personally don't believe in the Rapture, but have a few people in our church who do. They have all, however, come to the conclusion that Obama is not the antichrist. Not smart enough.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at March 10, 2014 07:57 PM (4Chvm)

340 Came upon this today. What to do if you encounter a workplace bully. I'll give you three guesses as to the main point of the piece. http://t.co/6PzUZUW9TP

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 07:57 PM (DmNpO)

341

His sister has been here and knows what sorts we are, and mods the guestbook -- so you can sign as your actual name, a reasonable nic, or just a first name.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 11:44 PM (T1005)

 

Thank you.

That's a tough deal huh? I signed the book.

Posted by: Lurker John at March 10, 2014 07:57 PM (CPBLQ)

342 ManWithNoParty, I'm tempted.

I especially love her "innocence' routine. She'll post 10 FB posts in a row calling Obama the antichrist, and stating with absolute certainty that the Rapture is coming.

Then I post that no one, not even Jesus himself knows... and she says "oh yes, well I'm just spreading the gospel. Of course I don't know" Never any acknowledgement of ever doing anything wrong or going down the wrong path as a Christian. Next day/week, another dozen posts of the same crap.

May as well be arguing with a moonbat leftist.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 07:58 PM (HVI5a)

343 The Rapture thing is an attempt to gain some 'control' over a situation where the person feels powerless.

Instead of either doing something constructive like making their view known to the politicians, praying, or admitting it is truly beyond their control.

It boils down to that, it appeals to a certain mindset.  And the too loosely wrapped of that mindset go more squirrelly than a squirrel loose at a revival.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 07:58 PM (m1gXb)

344 314 "A subordinate officer of Patton's wrote an entire book decades after the war about how underarmored and outgunned the American tanks in Patton's Third Army were by comparison to their German adversaries." Hard to blame Patton for that, he worked with what he was given. Its not like he insisted on Shermans and designed them. The man had plenty of faults but the gear he had wasn't one of them. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 11:55 PM (zfY+H) The Germans had a bunch of stuff that was superior: tanks, anti-tank guns, artillery, machine guns, fighters (for a while). I'm glad the US was able to catch up so fast.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 07:58 PM (doBIb)

345 katya: LOL. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 07:58 PM (HVI5a)

346 Did your parents let you sign a car loan at 19 all by yourself?
Posted by: EC
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EC, my friend. I bought a car twice what I intended to pay when I was 20. The sales chick at the Ford dealership was also Miss Anson County. Seriously. And I financed it at the dealership. It was a three year old car. Heaven only knows what the interest rate was then.

It worked out.

And Miss Anson County had dinner with me that week.


Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 10, 2014 07:58 PM (4Mv1T)

347 A horse head is no big deal. I found a whole pile of them discarded out behind the congressman factory. Unneeded spare parts.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 10, 2014 07:59 PM (g4TxM)

348 Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 11:37 PM (HVI5a)

Anyone who believes Jesus is returning next week doesn't believe in the Rapture as there is generally believed to be a gap in years between the two. Sure, Obama is pretty much the saddest excuse for an Antichrist ever, but the way the world fawned over him without any real reason is exactly the sort of thing a Christian would expect to see when the real thing shows up. The growing desire among nonbelievers for the Antichrist seems to me the clearest sign of his approach.

The Burning Times/Let It Burn is a separate phenomena. That mostly comes from the observation of this civilization's utterly unsustainable debt addiction. The more debt is added to the economy, the more short term growth you get in theory (with diminishing returns) and the cost of doing so goes up at least exponentially (assuming you at least pay the interest on existing debt and stop borrowing more) but we aren't even managing that. That process will end and the economy will drastically contract as a result.

Whether people will generally keep there shit together when their paper wealth vanishes is anyone's guess, I'm on the highly dubious side. Let It Burn specifically has to do the manner in which such an event will end Federal borrowing and force a reckoning (namely a balanced budget which we've been told for a decade is politically impossible).

Posted by: Methos at March 10, 2014 07:59 PM (hO9ad)

349 The thing is, as crazy as some Christians can sound or be to the current society, the left is packed with people who are saying stuff ten times as nutty. Its just that these days, kicking someone in the teeth for being religiously odd is not just acceptable but laudable. Mocking the left is racist, homophobic, and war on women, you hate the poor and want to shove old people off a cliff.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 07:59 PM (zfY+H)

350 Then again, I imagine there were folks back in the day that thought the Civil War was going to usher in the big finale. Posted by: qdpsteve 1500 was another big year for End of Times folks among a thousand other dates. Dürer himself supposedly got caught up in that one. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File urer_selfporitrait.jpg

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 10, 2014 08:00 PM (Y/M/K)

351 292 Oh, also thanks to RWC and anyone else who's responded to my complaint/query that I haven't acknowledged yet. Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 11:47 PM (HVI5a) Now, Mama RWC is a different story..the Bible says this....the Bible says that. We should have been in the end of times every other weekend. I kid, but she does say it.

Posted by: RWC at March 10, 2014 08:00 PM (MtC8f)

352 Anna: exactamundo.

One great, under-the-radar way I personally think conservatives can win this country back... is by trying to help improve the quality of Christian thinking in the USA.

Of course, that's a super-long-term goal and not something that can be anywhere near neatly wrapped up by 2016. I still think it's worth doing, however. Call me crazy. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 08:00 PM (HVI5a)

353 "And the too loosely wrapped of that mindset go more squirrelly than a squirrel loose at a revival."

Cue Ray Stevens.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 10, 2014 08:00 PM (gqT4g)

354 Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 11:54 PM (doBIb) Oh, honey, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! I was raised with 8 boys, I know how they think. And I'm not saying you're bad.... you mean well, and your logical and common sense is flawless. I'm just trying to help you see his side, that's all! My first car was an ancient one my parents gave me when they got a new one and I paid cash for my first new one when I was 22. It was a Suzuki Samurai, and I was so proud of it and it was a stick shift and Daddy had to drive it home because I didn't know how! My parents would have signed for me, though; I was a very responsible kid. But I didn't want the debt, so I saved up. And it was easy for me to save up because my boyfriend paid for my social activities!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 08:01 PM (Pfvig)

355 326 Steve, you could always just hide her stream form your wall, and not have to disconnect completely. I did this with a number of Lib friends about 6 months before 12 elections. It probably saved many Blood Pressure points for me.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 08:01 PM (ojnk6)

356 Red wine? Gifford's Red Paragraph three, here. Gifford was my uncle, but I am not one of those pictured: http://labelleamie.com/our-story/

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 08:01 PM (aDwsi)

357 Christopher: exactly. Man, you're hitting 1.000 tonight. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 08:01 PM (HVI5a)

358 TPH oh dear.  Satoshi does not draw nipples, those are sparkplug covers... 

Chirality and Lemnear also suffer from that.

Good gosh two copies?  Bet you have the US Manga Corps/CPM Satoshi cardset also.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 08:01 PM (m1gXb)

359 Dark shit people. Dark. Antichrist has been here since the beginning. Everybody just waitin for him to expose himself.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 08:02 PM (Q8vlx)

360 And Miss Anson County had dinner with me that week. Of course. She had just won the Cadillac. Dinner is for closers.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 08:02 PM (doBIb)

361 Wow, lots of great responses. Thanks everyone!!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 08:03 PM (HVI5a)

362 Well, I just may have been sent to Twitter gulag for having mocked our betters in the #Up4Climate hashtag... we shall see.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at March 10, 2014 08:03 PM (HsTG8)

363 Ok, the fucking Surgeon General is yoinger than me and a dip-shit kid. Great fucking pick CSTFG.

Posted by: RWC at March 10, 2014 08:03 PM (MtC8f)

364 Wish I could send a big tub of BWW wings via USB to everybody for their responses. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 08:03 PM (HVI5a)

365 In our church we have named President Obama our "Chocolate Jesus" because he is kind, wise and forgiving like the original white Jesus from the Bible.

Posted by: Dorcus Blimeline at March 10, 2014 08:04 PM (iB0Q2)

366 And it was easy for me to save up because my boyfriend paid for my social activities! YOU!!!!!! WOMEN!!!!!!

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 08:04 PM (doBIb)

367 Tammy, you owned a stick shift? That rocks. There was a time my wife would not own a car with an automatic.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 08:04 PM (Q8vlx)

368 He's not yoinger, he's younger.

Posted by: RWC at March 10, 2014 08:04 PM (MtC8f)

369 Ms Tammy! So, anybody seen The Red Road? Jason Momoa looking more tasty than as Kal Drogo. Is it just me, or is there a Tom Selleck resemblance?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2014 08:04 PM (2cMLg)

370 347 Ok, the fucking Surgeon General is yoinger than me and a dip-shit kid.
Great fucking pick CSTFG.
Posted by: RWC at March 11, 2014 12:03 AM (MtC8f)


Just wait until you find out his views on guns.

Posted by: Mætenloch at March 10, 2014 08:04 PM (pAlYe)

371 Does anyone remember radon gas? Remember that stuff? Its coming up from your basement, it will kill your whole household, and only my company with its specialized equipment can detect it for the low one time price...
That just disappeared, didn't it?

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 08:04 PM (zfY+H)

372 Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 11, 2014 12:00 AM http://tinyurl.com/q5ssmc3

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 10, 2014 08:04 PM (Y/M/K)

373 In our church we have named President Obama our "Chocolate Jesus" because he is kind, wise and forgiving like the original white Jesus from the Bible. Gluten free as well.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 08:04 PM (doBIb)

374 "Dinner is for closers." Posted by: EC Dinner is a secondary bid. Nookie is for Closers!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 08:04 PM (lq3Ak)

375 Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2014 12:03 AM (HVI5a) Buffalo wild Wings?

Posted by: RWC at March 10, 2014 08:05 PM (MtC8f)

376 Bebe!!!! How do??

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 08:05 PM (Pfvig)

377 322 fnord Posted by: Dr. Varno Who you calling Pink?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 10, 2014 08:05 PM (Y/M/K)

378 Well, I just may have been sent to Twitter gulag for having mocked our betters in the #Up4Climate hashtag... we shall see. *** There's some young moron running his mouth in my TL after I made a snotty remark to a Dem tweet

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 08:06 PM (DmNpO)

379 Sure, Obama is pretty much the saddest excuse for an Antichrist ever, but the way the world fawned over him without any real reason is exactly the sort of thing a Christian would expect to see when the real thing shows up. Posted by: Methos at March 10, 2014 11:59 PM (hO9ad) The fact that the world laughs at the SCoaMF is proof that he ain't the anti-christ.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 10, 2014 08:07 PM (AymDN)

380 362 Thankfully, have not become a twitter user. This place is enough of a time suck...

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 08:07 PM (ojnk6)

381 ManWithNoParty: good advice. I actually did do that with a lefty FB friend who was just batshit a few months back. Finally at one point about last Thanksgiving, I went absolutely apeshit on him and his followers about their hateful rhetoric. Then I took a break until about the new year to look at his thread again.

Well, the guys still proudly boasts that he'll never vote for a Repub. But he seems to have weaned himself off the "here's another GOPer who's a scumface" bit and has for at least the past month been posting mainly about Venezuela and Ukraine. Thankfully, he's actually pretty good about those topics; he's especially down on the Chavez cargo cult and leftists who make excuses for him. He admits a ruthless evil dictator is a ruthless evil dictator, whether they're on the right or left, which is refreshing to hear from a lefty these days.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 08:07 PM (HVI5a)

382 That just disappeared, didn't it? Posted by: Christopher Taylor ------------------ No. People insist on testing before buying. Any trace leads to remediation/ventilation systems being installed. It's BS, but like so many things, it has taken on a life of it's own.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 08:07 PM (aDwsi)

383 Is Long Pork Kosher?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 10, 2014 08:07 PM (bitz6)

384 On the greatest things that can be said by AoSHQ is it's FREAKING RELIABILITY on certain issues -- such as, does a given GOP candidate having any real chance at all in a given special House election, like today in Florida. Whenever the GOP candidate looks like he's doomed to lose, then Ace and AoSHQ and the doodyfull morons all ignore it's existence, the better to protect their fragile psyches and preserve the Team Message for this year, in this case, 'Obamacare Is Failing' ... when, in fact, it's not.

Posted by: Deshroomius Bandersnatch at March 10, 2014 08:07 PM (w45V0)

385 Luckily, maintenance and production numbers on German tanks sucked; Western Allied production made up for it (and the ease of repairing Sherman workhorses); and U.S. doctrine (whether it was followed or practiced is another matter) was for tank destroyers to take on the heavy German tanks. Control of the air and planes like the Typhoon certainly helped too.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 10, 2014 08:07 PM (hn5v5)

386 And Miss Anson County had dinner with me that week. Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 10, 2014 11:58 PM So, in addition to paying an outlandish interest rate, you bought her the lobster and went home alone? That's "Smart Power", right there... (TR, you do know that I'm just bustin' your balls for the humor of it. For all I know Miss Anson County has birthed three or four of your babies...)

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2014 08:08 PM (JMmQ9)

387 What's with the stupid slogans these days. Baseball has this big S↑2C which is for "stand up to cancer." Yeah, that's the problem little Sally. You got bone cancer because you wouldn't stand up to it. You silly little twit, if only you'd had a little backbone.
But we'll stand up in the baseball stadium when the ad is played. That'll show cancer.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 08:08 PM (zfY+H)

388 Either way I'm not skeered of the antichrist, the only things that scare me are marsupials.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 08:08 PM (Q8vlx)

389 RWC: ding ding ding!!

What do you prefer, Jamaican Jerk or Hot BBQ?
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 08:08 PM (HVI5a)

390 whoops

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2014 08:08 PM (JMmQ9)

391 Just wait until you find out his views on guns. Posted by: Mætenloch at March 11, 2014 12:04 AM (pAlYe) I know it. And I think TFG is trying to push the issue to a head. Poke poke poke. He's waiting for the ball to drop. And I've never had a Doc ask about guns. If you have, what did you say? For me if ever asked I would ask 'Do You?'

Posted by: RWC at March 10, 2014 08:09 PM (MtC8f)

392 TPH oh dear. Satoshi does not draw nipples, those are sparkplug covers... Chirality and Lemnear also suffer from that. Good gosh two copies? Bet you have the US Manga Corps/CPM Satoshi cardset also. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 11, 2014 12:01 AM (m1gXb) Some people appreciate a good set of sparkplug covers! I have two copies because I bought the first one as a stand alone, but ended up picking up the second one because it was bundled with another DVD I wanted as a really cheap price.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 10, 2014 08:09 PM (AymDN)

393 AMC to air a series about arm wrestling.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 11:18 PM (DmNpO)



Well that sounds over the top.



Good evening everyone.  Just stopping in before I hit the hay.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 10, 2014 08:09 PM (r/e1Q)

394 Alton, good night! Sweet dreams in the Barrel.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 08:09 PM (doBIb)

395 355 Does anyone remember radon gas? Remember that stuff? Its coming up from your basement, it will kill your whole household, and only my company with its specialized equipment can detect it for the low one time price...
That just disappeared, didn't it?
Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 11, 2014 12:04 AM (zfY+H)


It changed into mold and then into global warming.

Oh and the whole radon gas scare was pretty much a scam without any science behind it. http://bit.ly/1dKvqlC

Posted by: Mætenloch at March 10, 2014 08:09 PM (pAlYe)

396 Did I also ever mention that my favorite hot dog place in Long Beach also has an "Obama Dog"? Not making it up.

It's a polish sausage with chili and cheese on top. Oookay. I bet the Horde can come up with some, er, alternative recipes... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 08:09 PM (HVI5a)

397 I'm a just lurker but I know barrel when I see it.

Posted by: Lurker John at March 10, 2014 08:09 PM (CPBLQ)

398 "There's some young moron running his mouth in my TL after I made a snotty remark to a Dem tweet." Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse I won't even join Twitter because of the "politicking" I've seen people go through after The Speech Fascists decide that you're not a Fellow Traveler. ...and I am incapable of "holding my tongue", at times.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 08:10 PM (lq3Ak)

399 On the greatest things that can be said by AoSHQ is it's FREAKING RELIABILITY on certain issues -- such as, does a given GOP candidate having any real chance at all in a given special House election, like today in Florida. Whenever the GOP candidate looks like he's doomed to lose, then Ace and AoSHQ and the doodyfull morons all ignore it's existence, the better to protect their fragile psyches and preserve the Team Message for this year, in this case, 'Obamacare Is Failing' ... when, in fact, it's not. *** First, you don't know what the ckuf you're talking about. There have been several posts about the race in FL 13. Second, even a win by Sink won't do a damn thing to change the fact that Obamacare is going down, and hard.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 08:10 PM (DmNpO)

400 Yep - let's laugh at Christian fretting about the End Times. But let's take seriously the eco-nazis who say the world is going to collapse if we build a pipeline -- and if we do build it then we'll deserve whatever punishment Mother Earth inflicts upon us. Yeah, those people are just calm, rational people and in no way in the grips of some religious mania.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 10, 2014 08:10 PM (ZPrif)

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 08:10 PM (ojnk6)

402 367 Is Long Pork Kosher?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 11, 2014 12:07 AM (bitz6)

 

Just don't go with breast milk as the beverage, or as the base for the cheese and you should be good to go.  Right?

Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2014 08:10 PM (LI48c)

403 I won't even join Twitter because of the "politicking" I've seen people go through after The Speech Fascists decide that you're not a Fellow Traveler. ...and I am incapable of "holding my tongue", at times *** the most opinionated people on twitter tend to be the most followed. Have at it.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 08:10 PM (DmNpO)

404 whoops Posted by: AltonJackson at March 11, 2014 12:08 AM (JMmQ9) Why, hello there!

Posted by: Your friend, the Barrel at March 10, 2014 08:10 PM (AymDN)

405 PZkW Type IIs and IIIs were light tanks.  The reason they routed France was speed and the French frittered away their armor in small groups.

Then the Soviets threw the T-34 at the Germans.  And the Germans developed the Panther which was superior to the T-34.  But the Germans could not accept the sloppy build standards of the Soviets, so the Panther was built like a Swiss clock.  Which affected their reliability, try to replace an inner road wheel on a Panther and kept their production numbers low.

Plus the German penchant to seek improvements which frittered away more time and resources.  Sure the King Tiger was scary as all get out, but it was ponderous, slow, and few in number.  IIRC two M-24 Chaffee light tanks managed to kill one simply for being more nimble and quicker firing.  None of their rounds penetrated the hide of the beast but induced internal damage with each hit.

And that was one reason the Sherman and T-34 beat the German tanks.  There was simply tens of thousands of them versus a few hundred Panthers, Tigers, and King Tigers.  At that point a T-34 engine digesting itself or a Sherman earning again its nickname Ronson does not matter.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 08:11 PM (m1gXb)

406 Posted by: EC at March 11, 2014 12:04 AM (doBIb) You don't have daughters, do you? I did that to tease you, but seriously, there is nothing wrong with him paying. Period. And I think I mentioned last night that I do not believe she should be the one driving home at nigh by herself, so there's also nothing wrong with him doing the driving. In my humble opinion, of course. Did you make your wife split everything??? Once Thor and I had dated awhile, I'd offer to pay now and then and it offended him. By the time we started sleeping together ( he was my first and I waited a looong time) I'd cook for him and such and I'd surprise him now and then with tickets to a game or concert or something, but he paid almost all the time.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 08:11 PM (Pfvig)

407 One great, under-the-radar way I personally think conservatives can win this country back... is by trying to help improve the quality of Christian thinking in the USA. Of course, that's a super-long-term goal and not something that can be anywhere near neatly wrapped up by 2016. I still think it's worth doing, however. Call me crazy. :-) Posted by: qdpsteve Not calling you crazy or trying to be 'that dick,' but... How about a middle ground, a neutral field for that those that realize the post-modern a-go-go has little to offer in terms of growing up and making a family? How about a shallow end of a pool rather than the blue-bolt filled apocalyptic?

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 10, 2014 08:11 PM (Y/M/K)

408 I was very surprised to learn the number of V-2's that the Germans managed to launch against England. A lot more than I realized, 1400 or so.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 08:11 PM (aDwsi)

409 Oh, who got banned earlier? I missed the bannings.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 10, 2014 08:11 PM (ZPrif)

410 Luckily, maintenance and production numbers on German tanks sucked; Western Allied production made up for it (and the ease of repairing Sherman workhorses); and U.S. doctrine (whether it was followed or practiced is another matter) was for tank destroyers to take on the heavy German tanks. Control of the air and planes like the Typhoon certainly helped too.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 11, 2014 12:07 AM (hn5v5)



Another aspect was that the Sherman had a hydraulic turret, whereas the German tank turrets had to be hand cranked to turn.  This allowed the Shermans to get to the more vulnerable flanks and rear of the German tanks and train their guns before the Germans could react.

Posted by: Country Singer at March 10, 2014 08:11 PM (r/e1Q)

411 Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2014 12:08 AM (HVI5a) Hot BBQ with an appetizer of fried pickles. (Though they piss me off with the Gun Free Zone bullshit.)

Posted by: RWC at March 10, 2014 08:11 PM (MtC8f)

412 Did I also ever mention that my favorite hot dog place in Long Beach also has an "Obama Dog"? Not making it up. It's a polish sausage with chili and cheese on top. Oookay. I bet the Horde can come up with some, er, alternative recipes... ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2014 12:09 AM (HVI5a) No alternative that can be repeated in mixed companyÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 10, 2014 08:12 PM (AymDN)

413 michael ‏@michaelmark12 26m @mflynny @whitehouseostp @SenateDems I heard Obamacare was responsible for Benghazi & the disappearance of Malaysia jet

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 08:12 PM (DmNpO)

414 My first car was an ancient one my parents gave me when they got a new one and I paid cash for my first new one when I was 22.>>

This is how I started my girls (except for me getting a new one). I bought them both cheap cars the oldest happened to get a stick shift kinda rare now. I had moved past crawling under my own cars since mine were newer and didn't need much work. But I laid under both those cars making them watch/fetch. They know more about cars now than the dorks they date.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 10, 2014 08:12 PM (TI3xG)

415 331 A horse head is no big deal. I found a whole pile of them discarded out behind the congressman factory. Unneeded spare parts. Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at March 10, 2014 11:59 PM (g4TxM) Heh.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2014 08:12 PM (k2GaM)

416 W/ the free Netflix trial the wife put on Mitt. I was ambivalent about watching it, and proved right. It's interesting but very sad such a good man lost to what we have for an excuse of a president. What was more entertaining was the 2nd season of House of Cards. At least it's fiction.

Posted by: The Farmer at March 10, 2014 08:12 PM (eBupg)

417 "Does anyone remember radon gas? Remember that stuff? Its coming up from your basement, it will kill your whole household, and only my company with its specialized equipment can detect it for the low one time price... That just disappeared, didn't it?"

Still a subject of official concern.

Where I live, if you close up your house's crawl space vents, you had better have an active radon monitor with alarm, and power ventilation to exchange that air to the outside through a stack. Or else the code inspector will be very unhappy. HULK SMASH! levels of unhappy.

There is, needless to say, precisely zero radon in our soil. There are places an hour's drive from here where there is some. At levels which might hypothetically pose a human health risk, at least based on the government's very timorous guidelines. But here? None to be found.

You still have to have the alarm and the venting. Even though the thing they are supposedly "protecting" you from is absent. Because government.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 10, 2014 08:13 PM (gqT4g)

418 Then the Soviets threw the T-34 at the Germans. And the Germans developed the Panther which was superior to the T-34. But the Germans could not accept the sloppy build standards of the Soviets, so the Panther was built like a Swiss clock. Which affected their reliability, try to replace an inner road wheel on a Panther and kept their production numbers low. "Hey man, I don't fix 'em. I just drive 'em."

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 08:13 PM (doBIb)

419 One less creepy stalker type stealing oxygen:

http://tinyurl.com/mhzc8sj

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 10, 2014 08:13 PM (0AKks)

420 Our Pediatrician asked me about guns in the house during my daughters last visit.  My response was FYNQ. 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 10, 2014 08:13 PM (jucos)

421 Flatbush: they're both about equally intolerable in my book.

My dislike of the Rapture-obsessed in no way diminishes my white-hot anger at the concubines for the "climate change" con. (Cough*AlGoreandhisgiantmansion*cough)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 08:13 PM (HVI5a)

422 *drops some comic books and soda pop to his buddy Alton*

**WHO IS IN THE BARREL**

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Sorry AJ.  Cheap swill.  It gets away with me.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 10, 2014 08:14 PM (4Mv1T)

423 "the most opinionated people on twitter tend to be the most followed. Have at it." Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse I am averse to "being followed", in any form... lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 08:14 PM (lq3Ak)

424 Is the AOS barrel a beer barrel? 'Cuz if it is, folks will be lining up to get banned.
;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 08:14 PM (HVI5a)

425 Obama definitely isn't the antichrist. He can't count his balls and come up with the same number twice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2014 08:14 PM (FMbng)

426 392 Daily Reminder Guy got zapped after about 300 obnoxious posts. That's the only one I know of today.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 08:15 PM (ojnk6)

427 Dnesh D'Souza's film might make the younger generation proud of America. Socialist guns and their enablers will be throwing everything they can.

Posted by: RWC at March 10, 2014 08:15 PM (MtC8f)

428 392 Oh, who got banned earlier? I missed the bannings. Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 11, 2014 12:11 AM (ZPrif) Regular Guy somethingorother.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 08:15 PM (doBIb)

429 T-34s by happy accident were the first tank with beveled sides that helped deflect anti-tank rounds. They didn't even think that would take place, it was just a matter of saving materials and being cheap as I understand it. It made them very survivable and dangerous to face.
But yeah, it came down to a resources race, and when you go up against the USA in that fight... you lose. If Germany had not attacked Russia, they probably could have taken Europe, settled for peace and built up, then taken Russia later, but Hitler was manipulated into Barbarossa by clever British and US Intel. Turned the whole war around as I see it.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 08:15 PM (zfY+H)

430 Farmer, Not sure it is fiction. Anyway nite all.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at March 10, 2014 08:15 PM (Q8vlx)

431 I'm AltonJackson and I needs to go to TheBarrel™ for a while. Can anyone spot me a jug of CloroxWipes™? I always do a little "cleaning up" when I'm down there... It's not altruistic, if I'm gonna lay on the floor of TheBarrel™ in the fetal position, I'd like to make sure that the floor is relatively clean...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2014 08:15 PM (JMmQ9)

432 Obama definitely isn't the antichrist.

you didn't know that the first time you saw him throw a baseball in his momjeans? 

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2014 08:15 PM (8lmkt)

433 408 Obama definitely isn't the antichrist. He can't count his balls and come up with the same number twice.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 11, 2014 12:14 AM (FMbng

 

And his wife is the jackal, not his mother.

Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2014 08:16 PM (LI48c)

434 Ice to see you.

Posted by: panzer viii maus at March 10, 2014 08:16 PM (hn5v5)

435 I found Daily Reminder Guy mildly amusing.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 10, 2014 08:16 PM (jucos)

436 I had a phone interview today with my former ex-bff. They want me to come in for an in-person interview later this week. My nerves are shot.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 08:16 PM (DmNpO)

437 QDPSteve, I keep intending to take a picture of the hot dog place that's opening soon in my neighborhood, but I always forget. I'm sure everyone here would get a kick out of it.

It's called Anthony's Weiners.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 10, 2014 08:16 PM (/96QU)

438 "Oh, who got banned earlier? I missed the bannings." Posted by: Flatbush Joe Daily Reminder Guy snarked that Ace was phoning it in, or something.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 08:16 PM (lq3Ak)

439 Obama definitely isn't the antichrist. He can't count his balls and come up with the same number twice.

LOL, correct Berserker, but I thought Michelle kept those in a glass jar on a WH fireplace mantle somewhere.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 08:17 PM (HVI5a)

440 Yes, I can drive a stick! I MUCH prefer it, though I drive a standard now. Sadface. My lil Ford Ranger Sport is dolly, though. Hickster, there is not a man in this world brave enough to attempt to teach me about cars to the extent that I need to get under it. Not even to change a tire. Schleprock is a shining example of grace compared to me. I am barely allowed to handle kitchen knives and have had to get stitches more than once when attempting to use a can opener.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 08:17 PM (Pfvig)

441 Sucks to have your heart stop in the middle of a hockey game. Dallas Stars ‏@DallasStars Rich Peverley in stable condition after collapsing during Monday's game. READ:http://ow.ly/us3wM

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 10, 2014 08:17 PM (ZPrif)

442 347 Ok, the fucking Surgeon General is yoinger than me and a dip-shit kid. Great fucking pick CSTFG. And he looks like an Indian Ezra Klein with the prog credentials to match.

Posted by: resist we much at March 10, 2014 08:17 PM (u0wJh)

443 NDH, good luck!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 08:17 PM (Pfvig)

444 407 Is the AOS barrel a beer barrel? 'Cuz if it is, folks will be lining up to get banned.
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2014 12:14 AM (HVI5a) Hide posts from (HVI5a)



Whatever kind of barrel it started out as, it is now a used barrel. Very used. Very, very used.....and not in very nice ways.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 08:18 PM (T1005)

445 "Another aspect was that the Sherman had a hydraulic turret, whereas the German tank turrets had to be hand cranked to turn. "
As immortalized in the funny movie Kelly's Heroes, the Panzer had to be started every few hours to save the engine. They leaked oil like a seive too, I hear.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 08:18 PM (zfY+H)

446 Pronothary: lucky you!

Pro tip: don't order the Twitter Dog... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 08:18 PM (HVI5a)

447 Stars forward Rich Peverley was in stable condition at a Dallas hospital after collapsing on the bench during Monday night’s game against the Columbus Blue Jackets at American Airlines Center. Doctors said Peverley had a heart related incident. “We successfully treated him for a cardiac event with standard therapy,” said Dr. Gil Salazar of UT Southwestern Emergency Medicine. “We provide oxygen for him. We started an IV. We did chest compressions on him and defibrillated him, provided some electricity to bring a rhythm back to his heart, and that was successful with one attempt, which is very reassuring.” “As soon as we treated him he regained consciousness. He was alert and talking to us after the event and quickly got transported to the hospital. I was actually able to talk to him in the back of the ambulance; he was able to tell me where he was and wanted to get back into the game.”

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 10, 2014 08:18 PM (ZPrif)

448 Doing ok Ms Tammy, had an interview with a headhunter today. How you doing? You visiting your mom in an earlier time zone?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2014 08:18 PM (2cMLg)

449 CSPAN-2 has idiot Senate sleep-over on global warming.  And I help pay for this

Posted by: NCwoof at March 10, 2014 08:18 PM (aUQgu)

450 Speaking of horse heads: The horse head as hentai/pervert meme comes from the anime "Words Worth" which itself came form a role playing game: http://tinyurl.com/kq8smmu The NSFW scene in question: http://tinyurl.com/c99cktx

Posted by: 政治的な帽子~です at March 10, 2014 08:19 PM (AymDN)

451 *drops into the Barrel for Alton a whole crate of Clorox bleach*

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 08:19 PM (m1gXb)

452 422 Steve, those are kept by ValJ, not the JEFs beard.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 08:19 PM (ojnk6)

453 Ms. Tammy, where in North Carolina are you?  I might be in the state in a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2014 08:19 PM (lr3d7)

454 Thanks Tammy

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 08:19 PM (DmNpO)

455 NDH. Deep breaths. Slow and easy.

And 100 proof shots between now and then.

We're rooting for you. Sounds like if your BFF works there you have better than even odds.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 10, 2014 08:19 PM (4Mv1T)

456 432 CSPAN-2 has idiot Senate sleep-over on global warming. And I help pay for this

Posted by: NCwoof at March 11, 2014 12:18 AM (aUQgu)

 

How much power are they consuming running CSPAN 2 for it, keeping the senate lights on and everything else.

Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2014 08:19 PM (LI48c)

457 He's actually lucky it happened at the game. That happens when he's back at home or just alone somewhere and it's all over.

Posted by: Flatbush Joe at March 10, 2014 08:19 PM (ZPrif)

458 ManWithNoParty: oops, right. Forgot.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 08:20 PM (HVI5a)

459 qdpsteve, what do you think Michelle keeps in her clutch purse?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 08:21 PM (m1gXb)

460 Daily Reminder Guy snarked that Ace was phoning it in, or something.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 11, 2014 12:16 AM (lq3Ak)


he annoyed the crap out of me just earlier tonight.  so, sorry, next time don't fuck up, eh? 

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2014 08:21 PM (8lmkt)

461 Just because I liked it.. I have more principled reasons for my stand on owning firearms, and I don’t care one whit in the world for the Second Amendment. It means nothing to me. My rights have nothing to do with the U.S. Constitution, and when it dawns on people that it has finally been erased — the principal danger of all political premises posed as “social contracts” — my rights will still validly exist, even if I die defending them.

Posted by: RWC at March 10, 2014 08:21 PM (MtC8f)

462 The fact that the world laughs at the SCoaMF is proof that he ain't the anti-christ.

Well, yes, today they do. I was more reminiscing to the last days of the McCain campaign. I was with a group in Ohio and one of the volunteers got chewed out for going 'off script' in a phone call. After clarifying that yes the rest of us understood we had to stick with the campaign approved message, I asked the guy running the show if he understood a lot of us felt that way.

He said he was agnostic and never really thought about that sort of thing...until he saw the way people treated Obama.

Posted by: Methos at March 10, 2014 08:21 PM (hO9ad)

463 Actually, Tammy -- I will be in the Triad area near the end of this month. Want to do lunch?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 08:21 PM (T1005)

464 NDH. Deep breaths. Slow and easy.

And 100 proof shots between now and then.

  is niedermeyer having a baby???

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2014 08:22 PM (8lmkt)

465 *drops into the Barrel for Alton a whole crate of Clorox bleach*

We're gonna need a bigger bucket of bleach.

Posted by: Roy Scheider at March 10, 2014 08:22 PM (HVI5a)

466 I am in Arkansas now, BeBe and Alex. Got delayed by the weather and then the cousin who is staying here at my place while I am gone had something come up, so I am here for awhile. I think if I could go back and forth, I'd be happier with the situation, so I will be putting that back on the table. BeBe, good luck to you, too! It's always nice to be pursued.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 08:22 PM (Pfvig)

467 "Our Pediatrician asked me about guns in the house during my daughters last visit. My response was FYNQ."

Hand him this form.

http://tinyurl.com/pmlpdjv

It's satirical, but it really gets to a key point. Especially regarding the potential liability which physicians may incur if they presume to give you "medical" advice about things unrelated to actual medicine.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 10, 2014 08:22 PM (gqT4g)

468 Re. the banning, read the first 50 or so comments on this thread:
minx.cc/?post=347795
(It's a quick read.)

And sloped armour is also thicker at any possible penetration point than the same e.g. 1" plate is if it were upright.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 10, 2014 08:22 PM (hn5v5)

469 *drops into the Barrel for Alton a whole crate of Clorox bleach* We're gonna need a bigger bucket of bleach. Posted by: Roy Scheider at March 11, 2014 12:22 AM (HVI5a) Not even I can help you thereÂ…

Posted by: Ichigo Kurosaki at March 10, 2014 08:23 PM (AymDN)

470 cthulu! I suppose when I'm back in NC, everyone will be going to Branson.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 08:23 PM (Pfvig)

471 is niedermeyer having a baby???
Posted by: Peaches
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Worse. A job interview.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 10, 2014 08:23 PM (4Mv1T)

472 “As soon as we treated him he regained consciousness. He was alert and talking to us after the event and quickly got transported to the hospital. I was actually able to talk to him in the back of the ambulance; he was able to tell me where he was and wanted to get back into the game.” That's the Raptor Jesus we Stars fans know and love.

Posted by: resist we much at March 10, 2014 08:23 PM (u0wJh)

473 NDH. Deep breaths. Slow and easy. And 100 proof shots between now and then. We're rooting for you. Sounds like if your BFF works there you have better than even odds. *** He and I worked closely together off and on for about 12 years. He's very familiar with my skills and experience and knows that I work my tail off. I'm scared to death, however, because it's been nearly two years since I worked because I've been on disability. I've lost a lot of my confidence. This is for a 3-6 month contract position managing a project to streamline processes and improve automation. I would hate terribly to take the job and then let him down.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 08:24 PM (DmNpO)

474 "he annoyed the crap out of me just earlier tonight. so, sorry, next time don't fuck up, eh?" Posted by: Peaches DRG could be funny, at times. He also chipped away at one of Ace's Pet Peeves. In reality? We're all just one Pissed-Off Ewok mood away from going face-down on the wrestling mat.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 08:24 PM (lq3Ak)

475 Drew Carey is from Cleveland. Paul Newman is from Cleveland. Barack Obama is from Honolulu. Cold weather wins again.

Posted by: MTF at March 10, 2014 08:25 PM (qCtp4)

476 That's the Raptor Jesus we Stars fans know and love. Posted by: resist we much at March 11, 2014 12:23 AM (u0wJh) Blasphemy!

Posted by: Allah-saurus at March 10, 2014 08:25 PM (AymDN)

477 Anna: that would explain the horrible smell Michelle carries with her wherever she goes. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 08:25 PM (HVI5a)

478 Is the AOS barrel a beer barrel? 'Cuz if it is, folks will be lining up to get banned. ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2014 12:14 AM less of a "beer barrel", more of a "burn barrel" WTF have you people been doing down here? I'll need another jug of CloroxWipes™, a gallon of bleach, and at lease three rolls of paper towels. STAT. And some rubber gloves. I just remembered that I forgot my rubber gloves...

Posted by: AltonJackson, Veteran of TheBarrel™ at March 10, 2014 08:25 PM (JMmQ9)

479 Worse. A job interview.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 11, 2014 12:23 AM (4Mv1T)


i didn't think it was a bad thing, TR.  in fact, I thought it would be a joyous thing.  and, hopefully, it will be that anyway!

Posted by: Peaches at March 10, 2014 08:25 PM (8lmkt)

480 I would hate terribly to take the job and then let him down.
Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse
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You.

Won't.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 10, 2014 08:25 PM (4Mv1T)

481 former ex-bff. Wait whut? You were BFF, then you weren't and now you are? I'm not drunk, so I'm confused.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2014 08:25 PM (2cMLg)

482 What are they advertising? What's the product, the company? Do you even remember? But you remember the ad... It's Jake. From State Farm. I'm going to go with insurance for $200 Alex.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 10, 2014 08:26 PM (N/cFh)

483 370 What's with the stupid slogans these days. Baseball has this big S↑2C which is for "stand up to cancerÂ…..But we'll stand up in the baseball stadium when the ad is played. That'll show cancer. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 11, 2014 12:08 AM (zfY+H) Don't get me started on all this pink crap for "Breast Cancer Awareness". What? People aren't aware of breast cancer? Here's an idea, donate a bunch of money to cancer research, and, oh yeah, cancer that men get is just as tragic as cancer that women get. Now you're supposed to wear red for women getting heart disease. 'Cause women getting heart disease is more special than men getting heart disease.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2014 08:26 PM (k2GaM)

484 Hickster, there is not a man in this world brave enough to attempt to teach me about cars to the extent that I need to get under it.>>

Oh I left out I bought only their first car and they were responsible for all costs and any car after that one. But no I didn't make them crawl under the car but made them watch if they wanted free labor. The most important part was teaching them "If you hear a new noise bring it to me" And oddly enough they hear crap I can't which has saved them money over time. Since repairs caught early tend to be cheap. One of the dorks one of them dated burnt up his engine thinking oil was self replicating. At least that is the only explanation that makes sense to me that he let it go right to failure.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 10, 2014 08:27 PM (TI3xG)

485 former ex-bff. Wait whut? You were BFF, then you weren't and now you are? I'm not drunk, so I'm confused. *** Yeah. I messed that up. I was going to say former coworker, ex-bff

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 08:27 PM (DmNpO)

486 Especially regarding the potential liability which physicians may incur if they presume to give you "medical" advice about things unrelated to actual medicine. My understanding is that they're making it as a safety issue and that they're required by ObamaCare to ask, releasing them from any of that particular liability? In fact, the liability is greater if they don't ask? This is what I''ve been told and it may be all hysteria, but I"ve been asked by three doctors so far, two of whom are dead set against Obamacare.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 08:28 PM (Pfvig)

487 456 NDH, in a similar boat. Left working for a friend to do my, own thing, lasted 14 years before I had to close it up in 2011. Been doing freelance the last couple of years, but am interviewing this week for a full time gig. I know my capabilities, which are huge, but gonna be hard to explain to said friends boss. Any ideas here are welcome.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 08:28 PM (ojnk6)

488 433 Speaking of horse heads: The horse head as hentai/pervert meme comes from the anime "Words Worth" which itself came form a role playing game: http://tinyurl.com/kq8smmu The NSFW scene in question: http://tinyurl.com/c99cktx Posted by: 政治的な帽子~です I knew civilization had come to an end the first time I saw people in My Little Pony costumes getting blow jobs at the Folsom Street Fair. I'd say "Stick a fork in it" but that would probably just get them more aroused.

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2014 08:28 PM (mizYg)

489 Scrub all you want, the shame won't come off you when you leave.

Posted by: The Barrel at March 10, 2014 08:29 PM (0AKks)

490 It might be an amber liquid in the barrel but it ain't beer.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 10, 2014 08:29 PM (hn5v5)

491 389 Posted by: EC at March 11, 2014 12:04 AM (doBIb) You don't have daughters, do you? I did that to tease you, but seriously, there is nothing wrong with him paying. Period. And I think I mentioned last night that I do not believe she should be the one driving home at nigh by herself, so there's also nothing wrong with him doing the driving. In my humble opinion, of course. Did you make your wife split everything??? Once Thor and I had dated awhile, I'd offer to pay now and then and it offended him. By the time we started sleeping together ( he was my first and I waited a looong time) I'd cook for him and such and I'd surprise him now and then with tickets to a game or concert or something, but he paid almost all the time. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2014 12:11 AM (Pfvig) No daughters. This is a house of boys. Even the pets are all boys! Sanford is an hour and a half away. She can drive at night just fine. It would be courteous of her to do that once in a while for him. My wife was different because she insisted that I did not pay for everything. She did not want to feel like I was trying to do her special favors. I offered, but she refused. On a trip to their military ball, another couple they offered a ride to wanted to pay for some of the gas. She told them, speaking for him, that it was ok and that they did not have to pay him. WTF? That's not her call to make! What is she doing? Tammy, I may sound like a grumplestiltskin but there are many other things she does that I haven't wrote about that is plainly her taking advantage of him and his generosity. I won't go into it in grater detail but she is quite high maintenance in my (and the wife's) eyes.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 08:29 PM (doBIb)

492 TPH PC-98?  The Stone Age of computer/console games.

Glad I missed that one.  Dragon Pink was bad enough as an anime thank you.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 08:29 PM (m1gXb)

493 453 cthulu!

I suppose when I'm back in NC, everyone will be going to Branson. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2014 12:23 AM (Pfvig) Hide posts from (Pfvig)



So, when are you going back?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 08:30 PM (T1005)

494 It might be an amber liquid in the barrel but it ain't beer.
Posted by: andycanuck
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SCOTCH!!

Well, it has that peaty fragrance, anyway.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 10, 2014 08:30 PM (4Mv1T)

495 "But we'll stand up in the baseball stadium when the ad is played. That'll show cancer."

I'm quaking in my boots. Please no!

Posted by: Cancer at March 10, 2014 08:30 PM (gqT4g)

496 And I've never had a Doc ask about guns. If you have, what did you say? For me if ever asked I would ask 'Do You?' Posted by: RWC at March 11, 2014 12:09 AM (MtC8f) I intend to say, "None of your business." By the way, my dad's doctor says that putting all this information online is not making for better communication. He says it's actually making things worse. I'm not sure what he meant by that. And I was at the Glaucoma specialist with my dad today, and some woman in another exam room was saying, "Remember the good old days, when you went to see a doctor and he listened to you, and examined you without spending most of his time typing into a laptop."

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2014 08:30 PM (k2GaM)

497 *steals back some of the bleach*

MLP at Folsom.  My eyes!!!!

Where is the brain bleach?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 08:30 PM (m1gXb)

498 Scrub all you want, the shame won't come off you when you leave. Posted by: The Barrel at March 11, 2014 12:29 AM Don't you think I know that? I'll have you know, I've been around this block more than a few times /spongebob

Posted by: AltonJackson, Veteran of TheBarrel™ at March 10, 2014 08:32 PM (JMmQ9)

499 The lady at the Glaucoma specialist's office was talking about government interference in medicine. I used an wheelchair van ambulance service to get my dad to the office, and the driver said things are only getting more difficult. Again, he didn't get specific, but a lot of the people in the medical field seem disgusted.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2014 08:33 PM (k2GaM)

500 I knew civilization had come to an end the first time I saw people in My Little Pony costumes getting blow jobs at the Folsom Street Fair. Oh. My. God. I know it's wrong, but I laughed out loud. Cause I will go out of my way to make sure that that is an abstract thought, and not a picture in my head that cannot be unseen.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2014 08:33 PM (2cMLg)

501 TPH PC-98? The Stone Age of computer/console games. Glad I missed that one. Dragon Pink was bad enough as an anime thank you. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 11, 2014 12:29 AM (m1gXb) Get off my lawn.

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 ~ who remembers playing the ORIGINAL Leisure Suit L at March 10, 2014 08:34 PM (AymDN)

502 Don't get me started on all this pink crap for "Breast Cancer Awareness". What? People aren't aware of breast cancer? Here's an idea, donate a bunch of money to cancer research, and, oh yeah, cancer that men get is just as tragic as cancer that women get. Now you're supposed to wear red for women getting heart disease. 'Cause women getting heart disease is more special than men getting heart disease. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 11, 2014 12:26 AM (k2GaM) THANK YOU!!!

Posted by: RWC at March 10, 2014 08:34 PM (MtC8f)

503 There is Nothing in The Barrel that Is Good. -Yell, "Damnit!" -Touch Nothing. -Get Small. -Stay Quiet. -Breathe Shallow Breaths. -Ask for advice Only After ten minutes. -Refrain from re-entering The Barrel.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 08:34 PM (lq3Ak)

504 Posted by: EC at March 11, 2014 12:29 AM (doBIb) Hide posts from (doBIb)



I don't know if you caught my late observation from last night, but you may be doing this wrong.....what if you took her aside and taught her budgeting and fiscal responsibility?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 08:34 PM (T1005)

505 One of the dorks one of them dated burnt up his engine thinking oil was self replicating. At least that is the only explanation that makes sense to me that he let it go right to failure. Posted by: The Hickster at March 11, 2014 12:27 AM (TI3xG) Ask me why I had to buy a new car when my parents gave me their old one. Daddy picked a bad time to go back to Georgia, that's all I'm sayin'. You wouldn't think that knocking noise was any big deal. The noise it made when it threw a rod... I knew right away THAT was a big deal. Especially when the car died, right there on the Santa Ana Freeway. And what did I do? Why, I jumped right in the first car that slowed down for me. Didn't even look. Got lectured all the way home for it by the little old couple who were kind enough to stop. Oh, they were mad at me. "You didn't even LOOK" she kept saying! Then, 5 years later, they walked into the doctor's office I was working at. We stayed in touch for years. I have the best luck, I really do. And once again, I have yakked about myself the entire time, and need to give other people a word in edgewise. Good night, dear ones!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 08:35 PM (Pfvig)

506 291 If you know greek, and read the Bible carefully, you can see that "anti-Christ" is not actually described as one really heinous dude, but an ideology. Anti here means "against" not "in the place of," as in against the gospel, against the truth. Its a movement of philosophy, religion, and thought, the same battle that's been going on since the fall: the seed of the woman vs the seed of the serpent. Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 11:47 PM (zfY+H) IOW, Marxism, we're fighting it here today in it's Frankfort School/Gramscian manifestations. Ephesians 6:12 For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 10, 2014 08:36 PM (N/cFh)

507 Worse. A job interview. Posted by: Tobacco Road ---------------------------------- That funny, and true. NDH - Don't sweat it. Everyone (well most people) are apprehensive about taking on a new job. "Can I do it?, etc., etc", but then you get there and find out that no one is any smarter or better than you are. In point of fact, just showing up and working at the work is the most important quality.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 08:36 PM (aDwsi)

508 I don't know if you caught my late observation from last night, but you may be doing this wrong.....what if you took her aside and taught her budgeting and fiscal responsibility? I saw that. Not my fucking problem.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 08:36 PM (doBIb)

509 "peaty" and "swampy" aren't synonyms in the barrel's case.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 10, 2014 08:36 PM (hn5v5)

510 Zombie, do you by any chance have a picture?  There's someone who deserves to suffer...

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2014 08:36 PM (lr3d7)

511 And once again, I have yakked about myself the entire time, and need to give other people a word in edgewise. You talk all you like, you brighten up this room when you do!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2014 08:37 PM (2cMLg)

512 Goodnight Tammy!

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 08:37 PM (doBIb)

513 I'm out. Will probably have dreams of looming prostate exam.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 10, 2014 08:37 PM (aDwsi)

514 Good night, Tammy!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 10, 2014 08:37 PM (/96QU)

515 "But we'll stand up in the baseball stadium when the ad is played. That'll show cancer."

If I ever get the chance to design an undergraduate university curriculum from scratch, one mandatory freshman year course will be "Magical Thinking and its Pitfalls".

Texts to include Charles Mackay's _Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds_, and yes, you spoiled self-indulgent little shits, you are being assigned the ENTIRE BOOK, and yes, this will be on the test.

Forgive my bitchiness. I have younger family members in college who whine about how their evil professor in a particular course has assigned them _five pages_ of reading. Per term.

A fucking river. Cry me one.

My suggestion to them that they are "not college material after all" has not been well received. Actually, they ARE college material. For a college system that has completely lost its collective mind and abandoned its original missions and functions.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 10, 2014 08:37 PM (gqT4g)

516 Good night, Mike!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 10, 2014 08:37 PM (/96QU)

517 NDH, in a similar boat. Left working for a friend to do my, own thing, lasted 14 years before I had to close it up in 2011. Been doing freelance the last couple of years, but am interviewing this week for a full time gig. I know my capabilities, which are huge, but gonna be hard to explain to said friends boss. Any ideas here are welcome. *** The best of luck! I pray it goes well for you. I've always been good at interviewing, so I can offer one tip: Think specifically of the job and then memorize five words upon which you can build in most situations. For instance... process-driven analytical conscientious persistent articulate And think of a situation in which you performed poorly or would manage differently and have an answer ready in case you're asked. Kind of a "what did you learn" question.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 08:38 PM (DmNpO)

518 Good night Tammy!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 08:38 PM (m1gXb)

519 I knew civilization had come to an end the first time I saw people in My Little Pony costumes getting blow jobs at the Folsom Street Fair. I'd say "Stick a fork in it" but that would probably just get them more aroused. Posted by: zombie at March 11, 2014 12:28 AM (mizYg) Planning to post photograpic proof of that? Just goes to show that the furries are the ultimate menace: http://i59.tinypic.com/28st3et.jpg

Posted by: Burn in Hell Furf*gs! at March 10, 2014 08:39 PM (AymDN)

520 491 I don't know if you caught my late observation from last night, but you may be doing this wrong.....what if you took her aside and taught her budgeting and fiscal responsibility?


I saw that.


Not my fucking problem.

Posted by: EC at March 11, 2014 12:36 AM (doBIb) Hide posts from (doBIb)



Well, if she learned enough to figure out what kind of a lifestyle she could possibly have even with control of 100% of what your son brings in....it might solve the other issue without getting crossways with your son.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 08:39 PM (T1005)

521 but a lot of the people in the medical field seem disgusted. Posted by: nerdygirl My best friend has been in the drug biz in one form or another for the last twelve years, right now he is in hiv. He covers dc to NC, and of course with that field (hiv) his docs are some of the most liberal, even at that a majority are incensed at what obamacare is doing to medicine. The funny thing is though he says they are so indoctrinated they just can't connect it back to obama though.

Posted by: traye at March 10, 2014 08:39 PM (ZId1n)

522 ""peaty" and "swampy" aren't synonyms in the barrel's case." Posted by: andycanuck Toxic, fetid, sticky, dank, dark and gloomy. I'd go with those.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 08:40 PM (lq3Ak)

523 LOL.

On the Hallmark Channel right now, an episode of Murder She Wrote... featuring Sonny Bono.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 08:41 PM (HVI5a)

524 I remember the Stand Up To Cancer PSAs that ran several years ago. I thought the whole thing was silly. They'd show some celebrity sitting in a crowd somewhere, having a good time watching a game or something, and then the celebrity would notice the camera, get all defiant and brave-looking, and suddenly stand up.

Because, yeah, it takes real courage to come out against cancer.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 10, 2014 08:41 PM (/96QU)

525 493 Zombie, do you by any chance have a picture? There's someone who deserves to suffer... Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 11, 2014 12:36 AM Note to self: do NOT open any Colorado Alex links in future.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2014 08:41 PM (2cMLg)

526 Hammer- Hang on to yer nads tomorrow.

And on a more proper note, Good Night, Ms. Tammy.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 10, 2014 08:41 PM (4Mv1T)

527 Note to self: do NOT open any Colorado Alex links in future.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 11, 2014 12:41 AM (2cMLg)



1) I don't hate anyone here enough to do that.  Ok, maybe two or three people, but you're not one of them.

2) If I did that I'm pretty sure it would summon the wrath of Gushie.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2014 08:42 PM (lr3d7)

528 Good night Tammy!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 08:43 PM (HVI5a)

529 "peaty" and "swampy" aren't synonyms in the barrel's case.
Posted by: andycanuck
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My midweek swill could be described either way. 

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 10, 2014 08:43 PM (4Mv1T)

530 >>>506 LOL. On the Hallmark Channel right now, an episode of Murder She Wrote... featuring Sonny Bono. ----------- SPOILER ALERT: He hits a tree and dies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 10, 2014 08:43 PM (E99n6)

531 493 Zombie, do you by any chance have a picture? There's someone who deserves to suffer... Posted by: Colorado Alex I myself did not publish any reports about the years that MLP first appeared...but other people have uploaded pix. Here's one of some fat chix doing some My Little "Pony play" at Folsom: http://i.imgur.com/IC63D.jpg Don't make me search for more images...I'm afraid of what I might find. This one'll have to do ya.

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2014 08:43 PM (mizYg)

532 500 Thanks NDH. Got a stable full of pulled out of the client fire horror stories to refer to. One of the best interview questions and responses I ever heard was "What's your greatest strength." "I'm an optimist and a pisitive thinker." "Great can you give me an example of this." "Sure, when do I start and where is my office?"

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 08:44 PM (ojnk6)

533 Does Penicillin grow naturally in the Barrel?

Posted by: The Hickster at March 10, 2014 08:44 PM (TI3xG)

534 re: Furrdom.  Much like the Rapture lady.  Not too tightly wound.  And get really really invested in what they call their Fursona, the animal they costume as.  And thus get real prissy when mocked and stomp their possibly digigrade feet in annoyance while screaming "Its not funny!'

They are also known as kill joys and scolds. 

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 08:44 PM (m1gXb)

535 SPOILER ALERT: He hits a tree and dies. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 11, 2014 12:43 AM (E99n6) Valid reason to cut down all the trees and pave the planet. A world where Cher and their he/she/it spawn survive is not a world you can trust.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 10, 2014 08:44 PM (AymDN)

536 Recently I found out about this place not too far from my home in SoCal...

http://www.yelp.com/biz/timeless-pints-lakewood

Anybody have a similar beer bar nearby that they like?

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 08:44 PM (HVI5a)

537 Finally , some sausage links .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at March 10, 2014 08:44 PM (XWw96)

538 Oh snap, lt me tinyurl that: Here's the correct link again: http://tinyurl.com/d5jms68

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2014 08:45 PM (mizYg)

539 Well, if she learned enough to figure out what kind of a lifestyle she could possibly have even with control of 100% of what your son brings in....it might solve the other issue without getting crossways with your son. This girl thinks that my stepson takes home EXACTLY what the GS pay scale for E-3's says he makes. If his rank and time says he earns $20k a year, she thinks he brings home $20k a year. Never mind taxes. She once brazenly asked where all his money was going! *slaps forehead*

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 08:45 PM (doBIb)

540 517 re: Furrdom. Much like the Rapture lady. Not too tightly wound. And get really really invested in what they call their Fursona, the animal they costume as. And thus get real prissy when mocked and stomp their possibly digigrade feet in annoyance while screaming "Its not funny!'

They are also known as kill joys and scolds.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 11, 2014 12:44 AM (m1gXb)

 

God damned yiffers.

Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2014 08:45 PM (LI48c)

541 1) I don't hate anyone here enough to do that. Ok, maybe two or three people, but you're not one of them. 2) If I did that I'm pretty sure it would summon the wrath of Gushie. Thank God. And yeah, bad idea to get on Gushie's bad side. Her kittehs would go all ninja on you

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2014 08:45 PM (2cMLg)

542 Wow Zombie, an MLP Pony Girl no less.

Geez.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 08:46 PM (m1gXb)

543 Posted by: EC at March 11, 2014 12:29 AM (doBIb) EC, you sound like no such thing, and I do believe there has to be more that you are polite enough to not mention! But I will still say that as a totally unbiased party, if the choice is between a 20 year old girl driving alone at night, and a 20 year old male who is also a Marine, it should be the male. If her car broke down and someone raped/killed her, he'd never forgive himself. It's clear you don't have daughters, and you're probably sleeping better because of it! And you ended up with the right woman.You and Mrs EC share similar values and viewpoints and that's a huge blessing! I can understand now why you think it's a bad thing that he pays. I bet you anything he'll come around to your way of thinking eventually. cthulu, I'd say end of April?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 08:46 PM (Pfvig)

544 What infuriated Mauldin was higher-ups sending ordinary enlisted men, Willies and Joes, on what often amounted to suicide missions with inadequate equipment. And what's the solution? There WAS no better equipment available until the M26 came along. For all it's vaunted prowess, the T-34 was no better one on one against a Tiger than the Sherman. No, the only thing to do, what US and Soviet tankers did do, was to mass attack the Tigers, sacrificing 3 or 4 or more tanks until one got a flank shot and took out the beast. Brutal, bloody work, but what alternative did they have? As I said, there was no better equipment available until the Pershings and Iosif Stalins came online, and the war was practically over by then.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 10, 2014 08:46 PM (N/cFh)

545 496 I'm out. Will probably have dreams of looming prostate exam. -------- Here's to fair winds, a smooth sea and a skinny digit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 10, 2014 08:46 PM (E99n6)

546 MLP became a "thing" at sex/leather events starting about two-ish years ago. http://tinyurl.com/d5jms68

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2014 08:46 PM (mizYg)

547 I'm also gonna need a propane torch (or a heat gun, an open flame is probably not the best idea down here) and a 4" taping knife. I wish my cell phone had a decent camera...you would not believe the depth of the crud. I could use some Comet™ and some ScotchBrite™ pads the next time you make a drop...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2014 08:46 PM (JMmQ9)

548 "The Affair of the Sausages" is a new porn move starring Sharyl Asskitten.  Suffice it to say, she gets stuffed deeply and often.  Good flick.

Posted by: Sleazy Ed at March 10, 2014 08:46 PM (yhJhK)

549 http://i.___ur.com/IC63D.jpg Don't make me search for more images...I'm afraid of what I might find. This one'll have to do ya. Posted by: zombie at March 11, 2014 12:43 AM (mizYg) Considering some of the brony/pony related stuff I've come acrossÂ… that is tame. *shudders uncontrollably*

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 10, 2014 08:47 PM (AymDN)

550 332 Sure, Obama is pretty much the saddest excuse for an Antichrist ever, but the way the world fawned over him without any real reason is exactly the sort of thing a Christian would expect to see when the real thing shows up. The growing desire among nonbelievers for the Antichrist seems to me the clearest sign of his approach. Posted by: Methos at March 10, 2014 11:59 PM (hO9ad) I'm not especially religious, I have to say that Obama is the closest thing to the Antichrist I ever hope to see. The way so many people were deceived--and willingly deceived at that--was terrifying. It was not a stretch for me to imagine that I was living in Germany in the 1930s. I'm glad the consensus seems to be that he isn't, though.

Posted by: rickl at March 10, 2014 08:47 PM (sdi6R)

551 Anyone want to see my colon?

Posted by: Katie Couric at March 10, 2014 08:47 PM (E99n6)

552 "Does Penicillin grow naturally in the Barrel?" Posted by: The Hickster The only thing that grows in The Barrel is putrid fungi and despair.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 08:47 PM (lq3Ak)

553 Why ponies? They seem like the last thing you could pervert.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 08:48 PM (doBIb)

554 Oh snap, lt me tinyurl that: Here's the correct link again: http://tinyurl.com/d5jms68 Posted by: zombie at March 11, 2014 12:45 AM (mizYg) By now I've come to know that ***gr.com links are. Which means you've all been stuck with me for that long. I'm sorry.

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 10, 2014 08:48 PM (AymDN)

555 #531: I give it three thumbs up!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at March 10, 2014 08:48 PM (/96QU)

556 EC you just answered your own question.  Someone took it as a challenge to piss in other people's Wheaties.  And there you have it.  MLP S+M.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 08:49 PM (m1gXb)

557 >>>536 Why ponies? They seem like the last thing you could pervert. ------------- Heh.

Posted by: Andrew Mendoza and his Bucket at March 10, 2014 08:49 PM (E99n6)

558 Furries confuse me so much. I've seen some pictures of furry girls that are really cute and even kind of hot, in a cat ears sort of way. But the furry costumes they put on are... mascot outfits. Like the big foam head and fake eyes and fur and all. There's nothing even a little bit hot about them other than the uncomfortable body heat in a foam outfit covered with fur. It makes no sense to me at all.
I mean if you had a costume that looked like this, maybe I'd get a glimpse of what's going through someone's head but... who wants to hump the Phillie Fanatic?
http://tinyurl.com/llu6nz5

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 08:49 PM (zfY+H)

559 Alton, you can use my power washer. Here's my Glock to take care of whatever the power washer can't.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 10, 2014 08:49 PM (4Mv1T)

560 MLP became a "thing" at sex/leather events starting about two-ish years ago. http://tinyurl.com/d5jms68 Posted by: zombie at March 11, 2014 12:46 AM (mizYg) The only taboo now-a-days is to hold taboos, or to engage in procreative sex in the missionary position for the express purpose of reproductionÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 10, 2014 08:49 PM (AymDN)

561 Why ponies? They seem like the last thing you could pervert.

They like a challenge?  Also, I think a lot of it comes from some sort of dysfunction where they don't want to grow up but still want to do "adult" things, so they end up perverting childish things.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 10, 2014 08:50 PM (lr3d7)

562 The only thing that grows in The Barrel is putrid fungi and despair.

So the barrel is filled full of Kaboom??

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 08:50 PM (HVI5a)

563 Why ponies? They seem like the last thing you could pervert. Posted by: EC at March 11, 2014 12:48 AM (doBIb) The more innocent the thing, the greater the thrill of corrupting itÂ…

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 10, 2014 08:50 PM (AymDN)

564 This girl thinks that my stepson takes home EXACTLY what the GS pay scale for E-3's says he makes. If his rank and time says he earns $20k a year, she thinks he brings home $20k a year. Never mind taxes. She once brazenly asked where all his money was going!

*slaps forehead*


Posted by: EC at March 11, 2014 12:45 AM (doBIb)



Does she think if you put 42 pounds of air in a tire thats how much it weighs?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2014 08:51 PM (FMbng)

565 522 Well, if she learned enough to figure out what kind of a lifestyle she could possibly have even with control of 100% of what your son brings in....it might solve the other issue without getting crossways with your son.


This girl thinks that my stepson takes home EXACTLY what the GS pay scale for E-3's says he makes. If his rank and time says he earns $20k a year, she thinks he brings home $20k a year. Never mind taxes. She once brazenly asked where all his money was going!

*slaps forehead*


Posted by: EC at March 11, 2014 12:45 AM (doBIb) Hide posts from (doBIb)



Which is why you could be a really nice guy and explain the facts of life to her....and if she's really a gold-digger, she ain't gonna hang around the tin mine any more.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 08:51 PM (T1005)

566 Christopher Taylor, like Japanese Kigirumi cosplay, what is under that buxom Furry probably is a guy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 08:51 PM (m1gXb)

567 But I will still say that as a totally unbiased party, if the choice is between a 20 year old girl driving alone at night, and a 20 year old male who is also a Marine, it should be the male. He should never let her out of his sight when she drives to school from Sanford to Raleigh every day.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 08:51 PM (doBIb)

568 Why ponies? They seem like the last thing you could pervert.

As I understand it, one of the first really popular porno photos (from the late 1800s) was called "The Golden Palomino" and featured a pic of a woman giving a blowjob to...

well, you can probably guess.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 08:52 PM (HVI5a)

569 536 Why ponies? They seem like the last thing you could pervert.

Posted by: EC at March 11, 2014 12:48 AM (doBIb

 

Rule 34.

Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2014 08:52 PM (LI48c)

570 541 My intro to this was via the Entourage HBO series. That episode was one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my 48 years. Never knew this was even a thing until seeing this.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 08:52 PM (ojnk6)

571 In old country we all had ponies.

Posted by: Manya at March 10, 2014 08:52 PM (E99n6)

572 Why ponies? They seem like the last thing you could pervert. Posted by: EC at March 11, 2014 12:48 AM (doBIb) Whatever you do, DO NOT look up the fluffy pony torture stuff that has been posted on /b/Â…

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 10, 2014 08:52 PM (AymDN)

573 525 Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) The gross part (which the person in that photo avoided, by having a full costume) is when the rainbow tail is actually attached to an inserted butt plug. Here's an example (don't worry -- not in use): http://mistyslaws.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/tails.jpg?w=428&h=294

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2014 08:52 PM (mizYg)

574 "If his rank and time says he earns $20k a year, she thinks he brings home $20k a year. Never mind taxes. She once brazenly asked where all his money was going!"

Oy.

Pretty clear why the thought of welcoming her into the family is distressing.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 10, 2014 08:52 PM (gqT4g)

575 Should have known Anna would beat me to it @388.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 10, 2014 08:53 PM (N/cFh)

576 As I understand it, one of the first really popular porno photos (from the late 1800s) was called "The Golden Palomino" and featured a pic of a woman giving a blowjob to... well, you can probably guess. Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2014 12:52 AM (HVI5a) Go onÂ…

Posted by: Catherine the Great at March 10, 2014 08:53 PM (AymDN)

577 Anyone want to see my colon?

Posted by: Katie Couric at March 11, 2014 12:47 AM (E99n6)

_______________

Are you still attached to it?

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 10, 2014 08:53 PM (jucos)

578 "So the barrel is filled full of Kaboom??" Posted by: qdpsteve Only the faces, resembling those of the crispy, Lost Souls. They are hallucinations and should not be eaten.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 08:53 PM (lq3Ak)

579 Which is why you could be a really nice guy and explain the facts of life to her....and if she's really a gold-digger, she ain't gonna hang around the tin mine any more. I would be a very harsh teacher.

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 08:53 PM (doBIb)

580 Breaking news:  Bill Clinton found humping passenger jet, might be the missing Malaysian flight.  Stay tuned.

Posted by: Black Boxers at March 10, 2014 08:54 PM (yhJhK)

581 They are hallucinations and should not be eaten. Posted by: Slapweasel at March 11, 2014 12:53 AM (lq3Ak) Don't lick the icing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcQlqJ9BPJ8

Posted by: Psychedelicat at March 10, 2014 08:54 PM (AymDN)

582 *slaps forehead* Posted by: EC at March 11, 2014 12:45 AM (doBIb) What? -I knew I shouldn't have gotten my hair cut that short.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 08:55 PM (lq3Ak)

583 - The three-dimensional erotic private time is the ultimate [toilet]!
- Toilet-type base also cast off possible accessory clothes of course!

#engrish

Posted by: The Dude at March 10, 2014 08:55 PM (bStrg)

584 THX, TR; I've got that covered. I don't leave the house unarmed. If someone could toss down a respirator, I'd greatly appreciate it. The heat gun is creating unexpected issues...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2014 08:55 PM (JMmQ9)

585 The Barrel is full of Reikai energy?

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 08:55 PM (m1gXb)

586 'Night all. Have the day off from worK tomorrow. To help my brother move. Much rather be at work.

Posted by: RWC at March 10, 2014 08:55 PM (MtC8f)

587 EC- I am beginning to believe that the first 40 years of our lives we control (more or less).

The last 40 years control us.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 10, 2014 08:55 PM (4Mv1T)

588 EC: there's always the Ludovico treatment for your son.

Just line up an ethics-less optometrist, a straightjacket, some lidlocks, and an extra-long string of video clips from Married With Children... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 08:57 PM (HVI5a)

589 Argghhhh, this car shopping thing is driving me nuts. I think I looked up every car on the planet and they all put it in your ass if you want heated leather seats.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2014 08:57 PM (FMbng)

590 Thanks NDH. Got a stable full of pulled out of the client fire horror stories to refer to. One of the best interview questions and responses I ever heard was "What's your greatest strength." "I'm an optimist and a pisitive thinker." "Great can you give me an example of this." "Sure, when do I start and where is my office?" *** HA!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 08:57 PM (DmNpO)

591 for the curious, here is the statue that those lines are from

http://bit.ly/1kdaaGT NSFW

Posted by: The Dude at March 10, 2014 08:57 PM (bStrg)

592 Zombie, um.  re: picture

SMOD stat!!!!!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 08:57 PM (m1gXb)

593 Good night, RWC!

Posted by: Dirty Randy at March 10, 2014 08:58 PM (/96QU)

594 I can only describe The Barrel using Human, English terms. They seem not enough, as the reality is far beyond what any Mortal Mind should ever witness, let alone absorb and regurgitate. ...The Horrah. The Horrah.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 08:58 PM (lq3Ak)

595 The second episode of that show, Southern Charm, is coming on Bravo in a couple of minutes. In the first episode they made my skin crawl so, naturally, I can't wait to see how sleazy they are this week. Anyone care to watch it with me?

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 08:58 PM (DmNpO)

596 Good night folks.

Your company has been appreciated.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 10, 2014 08:59 PM (4Mv1T)

597 "Which is why you could be a really nice guy and explain the facts of life to her....and if she's really a gold-digger, she ain't gonna hang around the tin mine any more."

Not unless my law school tuition is getting paid.

Posted by: Wendy Davis at March 10, 2014 08:59 PM (gqT4g)

598 @514 - having grown up in SF, and having lived there a little over half my life, and now being a few miles down the road, and having been to FSF a few times... ...maybe I'm showing my age but it's one of those "At what age do you first take your offspring to see Rocky Horror Picture Show?" questions. I'm not sure that by present standards she's not already getting that on Disney Channel. Yeah, nothing quite like seeing a half-dozen guys walking down the street in leather chaps and ball-pouches...the second guy from the end is one of the accounting managers..."HI SAM!"

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2014 09:00 PM (o+SC1)

599 578 What channel is Arlanta Bravo? I've got 3 beers to go before bed, so that fits the hour.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 09:00 PM (ojnk6)

600 562 Which is why you could be a really nice guy and explain the facts of life to her....and if she's really a gold-digger, she ain't gonna hang around the tin mine any more.


I would be a very harsh teacher.

Posted by: EC at March 11, 2014 12:53 AM (doBIb) Hide posts from (doBIb)



Reality is harsh. Seriously, if she understands that his truck payment and insurance payments eat up another chunk of his pay, it's all to the better. If the concern is her marrying him, make sure she knows that when she ties the knot, she'll be on the hook for half the debt that bought her ring. Figure out their food budget as a married couple, and do a field trip to a supermarket -- noting as you do that your son will be eating 2/3 of the calories consumed.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 09:01 PM (T1005)

601 My favorite job interview joke.
Interviewer: So what do you consider your greatest weakness?
Applicant: Honesty.
Interviewer: I don't really think honesty is a weakness.
Applicant: I don't give a damn what you think.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 09:02 PM (zfY+H)

602 @580 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umOoaZmN1jo

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2014 09:02 PM (o+SC1)

603 Here is the way I could be lured into the Furry deal. Here Kitty Kitty.

http://tinyurl.com/nthkctq

Posted by: The Hickster at March 10, 2014 09:02 PM (TI3xG)

604 Good Night to all of you, who are 'hitting the hay'. I'm going to stick around because I have no job and there are still beers to be found. ...merely yards away! Seriously. They're right there!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 09:02 PM (lq3Ak)

605

Posted by: The Hickster at March 11, 2014 01:02 AM (TI3xG)


that's not furry stuff, that's just trashy lingerie

Posted by: The Dude at March 10, 2014 09:03 PM (bStrg)

606 584 LOL Chris.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 09:03 PM (ojnk6)

607 OK, I'm out this will make for delightful reading during my 90 minute conference call at 8:30 AM tomorrow morning... tomorrow night, mi amigos

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2014 09:03 PM (JMmQ9)

608 Night.  My favorite prayer begins

St Michael the Archangel
Defend us in battle...


http://tinyurl.com/pymjf82

Posted by: NCwoof at March 10, 2014 09:04 PM (aUQgu)

609 featured a pic of a woman giving a blowjob to...
Sir Harry Flashman?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 10, 2014 09:04 PM (hn5v5)

610 575 Zombie, um. re: picture SMOD stat!!!!! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) a Too late. I had already cut-and-pasted the following text, so you must now endure reading it rather than enjoy sweet oblivion: "TashaÂ’s Reignbow Pony Plug is a whimsical handcrafted anal plug. You can pick either the high-end version which comes with a luminous twist of dichroic glass inside the center of the glass bulb, creating a dazzling Reignbow sparkle effect, or you can pick our less expensive, award winning clear glass plug (does not have the dichroic glass swirled inside the plug). Attached to the base is your choice of four vibrantly colored, flowing Ponytails. The glass plug is made out of the highest quality borosilicate glass, and the smooth plug tip eases insertion for unmatched comfort in anal play with a slender stem leading to a flared base, ensuring the plug is safe and enjoyable; while the colorful pony tail adds visual enticement to any role-playing scenario. TashaÂ’s Reignbow Pony Plugs are available in four aptly named colors: Violet Virgin (Soft Lavender), Periwinkle Princess (Pastel Blue), Sunny Sovereign (Bright Yellow), and Cupcake Queen (Baby Pink)."

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2014 09:06 PM (mizYg)

611 Maybe the US should have let Emperor Norton keep San Francisco.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 09:06 PM (m1gXb)

612 Sigh, watching Greg Giraldo's roast stuff, he's so damn funny, so sad he's gone.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at March 10, 2014 09:06 PM (zfY+H)

613 ..."Anyone care to watch it with me?" Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse Oh Dear Lord, no. I gave that stuff up for Lent. ...seven years ago!... lol I can't watch "reality T.V." anymore. I'm scared that my Mother was right and 'My Face Will Stick That Way', when I'm not really that angry.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 09:06 PM (lq3Ak)

614 551 Why ponies? They seem like the last thing you could pervert.

As I understand it, one of the first really popular porno photos (from the late 1800s) was called "The Golden Palomino" and featured a pic of a woman giving a blowjob to...

well, you can probably guess.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 11, 2014 12:52 AM (HVI5a)

 

John Kerry?

Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2014 09:06 PM (LI48c)

615 Off, Seth Rogen sock!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 10, 2014 09:07 PM (/96QU)

616

Y'all talking about job interviews and then working on cars - my niece had a job interview today for an "environmental" job. she has a science degree and journalism double major (she likes writing but isn't what you'd consider a "journalist"). The job uses her science degree by having her go around to car dealerhsips and train on waste management (oil recycling, batteries, etc.) and measuring air quality, etc.

First thing they requested was an essay to test her writing skills. Then they asked how she felt about working in a mostly male environment. Her last job was at Ft. Bliss training rooms full of army troops about recycling and air quality, etc. So she said no prob. Then they asked her how she would feel if a head mechanic at the car dealership treated her poorly because she didn't know much about cars. Home run  for my niece - between her dad and me (her aunt) she at least knows how to change the oil, and helped Dad taking out and replace the engine in her first car, so they were pretty impressed for "a girl".

Hope she gets the job. She's been substitute teaching since she moved out to CT  in Feb. to be with her fiancé until the wedding in April. She is NOT into the teaching.

Posted by: alamogordo at March 10, 2014 09:07 PM (HUTO5)

617 547 This girl thinks that my stepson takes home EXACTLY what the GS pay scale for E-3's says he makes. If his rank and time says he earns $20k a year, she thinks he brings home $20k a year. Never mind taxes. She once brazenly asked where all his money was going! Posted by: EC at March 11, 2014 12:45 AM (doBIb) She's never earned a paycheck? First thing you learn from your part time job in high school is: Eek! They took some of my money!

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2014 09:07 PM (k2GaM)

618 My favorite job interview joke. Interviewer: So what do you consider your greatest weakness? Applicant: Honesty. Interviewer: I don't really think honesty is a weakness. Applicant: I don't give a damn what you think. *** LOL!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at March 10, 2014 09:07 PM (DmNpO)

619 that's not furry stuff, that's just trashy lingerie>>

I know that but I'm not going to search furrys and be damaged for life.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 10, 2014 09:09 PM (TI3xG)

620 The cold, hard slap of reality was even worse for my niece who graduated with a chemical engineering degree, because she started out making a very nice salary. Which, as we all know, translates into a buttload of taxes.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 10, 2014 09:09 PM (k2GaM)

621

Joel 2:12

Therefore also now, saith the Lord, turn ye even to me with all your heart, and with fasting, and with weeping, and with mourning:

 13 And rend your heart, and not your garments, and turn unto the Lord your God: for he is gracious and merciful, slow to anger, and of great kindness, and repenteth him of the evil.

 


 

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2014 09:09 PM (6qlHs)

622 Posted by: alamogordo at March 11, 2014 01:07 AM (HUTO5) That's great! It is always nice to know that you've passed along useful skills, amigo. -Best Wishes!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 09:10 PM (lq3Ak)

623 I should consult with Zombie I think on that stalled story about the killer in the fur-suit.

So if the serial killer is dressed as a sleek black panthress, would the Periwinkle be a more striking of tail choices??

*thud*   *twitch*  ACK!

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 09:10 PM (m1gXb)

624 "The glass plug is made out of the highest quality borosilicate glass, and the smooth plug tip eases insertion for unmatched comfort in anal play with a slender stem leading to a flared base, ensuring the plug is safe and enjoyable; while the colorful pony tail adds visual enticement to any role-playing scenario."

And naysayers claim that America's entrepreneurial vigor has flagged.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 10, 2014 09:10 PM (gqT4g)

625 @551 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCMFZ4Y2Gto Okay, that explains the name...

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2014 09:12 PM (o+SC1)

626 "And naysayers claim that America's entrepreneurial vigor has flagged." Posted by: torquewrench HAhahaha! HAH!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 09:13 PM (lq3Ak)

627 Why ponies? They seem like the last thing you could pervert.

*blush*

Posted by: Tsarina Katerina II at March 10, 2014 09:15 PM (30eLQ)

628 JHC, I go away for awhile and now it's all about glass buttplugs???

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 09:15 PM (Pfvig)

629 "First thing you learn from your part time job in high school is: Eek! They took some of my money!"

P.J. O'Rourke says that as an undergrad, he was a Marxist or a Maoist or anything else he had to claim in order to get laid in the context of an overwhelmingly leftist 1960s college campus environment.

Then he graduated and got a job. And that first pay stub with all of the various withholding was a sudden huge shock.

I personally back the idea of doing away with withholding, and going to lump sum.

Government: "It's April 15th. You owe us $X."

Ordinary schmuck: "Um, I spent it. Lost track. Sorry."

Government: "Fuck you, pay me. Now. Or your ass goes to prison. The kind of prison where they like asses that haven't been fully broken in yet."

Posted by: torquewrench at March 10, 2014 09:16 PM (gqT4g)

630 OK, I thought I had seen everything, but now I discover that there are Cthulhu-shaped butt-plugs and dildos: http://www.etsy.com/shop/necronomicox For all your Cthulhu Furry anal needs.

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2014 09:16 PM (mizYg)

631 611 JHC, I go away for awhile and now it's all about glass buttplugs??? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2014 01:15 AM Ok, ask a related question so the games can begin! ; P

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2014 09:17 PM (2cMLg)

632 OK, I thought I had seen everything, but now I discover that there are Cthulhu-shaped butt-plugs and dildos: http://www.etsy.com/shop/necronomicox For all your Cthulhu Furry anal needs. Posted by: zombie at March 11, 2014 01:16 AM (mizYg) Almost disturbing as the game/anime "Demonbane" where you can try to have sex with the NecronomiconÂ…

Posted by: The Non-euclidean Hat at March 10, 2014 09:17 PM (AymDN)

633 Now, if you'll all excuse me, I have two fingers of scotch and six inches of premium borosilicate glass in my future, or maybe that's six inches of scotch and two fingers of premium borosilicate glass...oh, never mind...

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2014 09:18 PM (o+SC1)

634 I personally back the idea of doing away with withholding, and going to lump sum.

Government: "It's April 15th. You owe us $X."

Ordinary schmuck: "Um, I spent it. Lost track. Sorry."

Government: "Fuck you, pay me. Now. Or your ass goes to prison. The kind of prison where they like asses that haven't been fully broken in yet."

Posted by: torquewrench at March 11, 2014 01:16 AM (gqT4g)

 

I'm more in favor of election day being the first Tuesday after April 15

Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2014 09:18 PM (LI48c)

635

Yes, slapweasel, I feel I have helped her a lot since she lost her mom I've been stepping up for quite a few years.

 

 She knows how to drive a stick somewhat - she had a hard time getting the let the clutch out slowly thing.

 

 My dad taught me how to maintain a car with the basics - change the oil by pulling the plug and taking out the filter, and pulling the plug on the radiator and numbering the tires and telling me to rotate them, etc. I know how to jump a car, and helped him replace the header gaskets. It's good to be able to at least LISTEN to your car, like someone said upthread.

 

I also could replace the spark plugs, if there was a need, from learning that. It's hard for little short me with the way they put the engines in the cars these days. I pretty much have to crawl right on top of the motor, thank goodness for coveralls!

Posted by: alamogordo at March 10, 2014 09:18 PM (HUTO5)

636 @615 - on the Internet, no one knows you're boning your dog.

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2014 09:19 PM (o+SC1)

637 Demonbane, making the quest in Those Who Hunt Elves seem tame in comparison.

Zombie, I just failed my sanity roll on that last link.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 09:19 PM (m1gXb)

638 593 575 Zombie, um. re: picture SMOD stat!!!!! Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) a Too late. I had already cut-and-pasted the following text, so you must now endure reading it rather than enjoy sweet oblivion: "TashaÂ’s Reignbow Pony Plug is a whimsical handcrafted anal plug. You can pick either the high-end version which comes with a luminous twist of dichroic glass inside the center of the glass bulb, creating a dazzling Reignbow sparkle effect, or you can pick our less expensive, award winning clear glass plug (does not have the dichroic glass swirled inside the plug). Attached to the base is your choice of four vibrantly colored, flowing Ponytails. The glass plug is made out of the highest quality borosilicate glass, and the smooth plug tip eases insertion for unmatched comfort in anal play with a slender stem leading to a flared base, ensuring the plug is safe and enjoyable; while the colorful pony tail adds visual enticement to any role-playing scenario. TashaÂ’s Reignbow Pony Plugs are available in four aptly named colors: Violet Virgin (Soft Lavender), Periwinkle Princess (Pastel Blue), Sunny Sovereign (Bright Yellow), and Cupcake Queen (Baby Pink)." Posted by: zombie at March 11, 2014 01:06 AM (mizYg) Damn. I thought that thing was like a cheerleader's pom pom. Did not know it went up teh poop chute.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, aka MrCaniac at March 10, 2014 09:19 PM (HxSXm)

639 BeBe, I will not! And besides, I'm assuming it's to keep the tail in place, yes?? See how learned I've grown here? Regular plugs, I don't understand nor do I want to. Consenting adults, to each their own, spare me the details. That's all I ask!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 09:20 PM (Pfvig)

640 Well, I'm out for the evening, everyone! Here's a tune that almost sort of obliquely relates to the subject of warrantless/unreasonable searches...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVbj82Nz8DM

Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 10, 2014 09:20 PM (/96QU)

641 ...The Horrah. The Horrah.

Yeah, I get that a lot.

Posted by: The Barrel at March 10, 2014 09:20 PM (0AKks)

642 you can try to have sex with the Necronomicon But it bites!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2014 09:20 PM (2cMLg)

643 OK, I thought I had seen everything, but now I discover that there are Cthulhu-shaped butt-plugs and dildos: http://www.etsy.com/shop/necronomicox For all your Cthulhu Furry anal needs. Posted by: zombie at March 11, 2014 01:16 AM (mizYg) Almost disturbing as the game/anime "Demonbane" where you can try to have sex with the NecronomiconÂ… Posted by: The Non-euclidean Hat at March 11, 2014 01:17 AM (AymDN) And yes, I not only have a figure of Al Azif/Necronomicon, but have the same one that is shown in an episode of the live action Akihabara@Deep

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 10, 2014 09:21 PM (AymDN)

644 Night Warbler!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 09:22 PM (Pfvig)

645 JHC, I go away for awhile and now it's all about glass buttplugs??? Posted by: Tammy al-Thor Well isn't that the beauty of the ONT? It's edumumcational! I'm passing on that bit, I'll stay ignorant, TY.

Posted by: The Farmer at March 10, 2014 09:22 PM (eBupg)

646 622 BeBe, I will not! And besides, I'm assuming it's to keep the tail in place, yes?? See how learned I've grown here? Bwwwwaaahhhhhh

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2014 09:22 PM (2cMLg)

647 Posted by: alamogordo at March 11, 2014 01:18 AM (HUTO5) So sorry for your loss, both yours and hers. But that feeling of accomplishment is something no one can take away from you. If/when she gets that job, I'll give you a virtual *High-Five* from Ohio! Congrats!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 09:23 PM (lq3Ak)

648 @615 - on the Internet, no one knows you're boning your dog. Posted by: JEM at March 11, 2014 01:19 AM (o+SC1) Unless you film yourself at upload itÂ… like far too many have doneÂ…

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 10, 2014 09:23 PM (AymDN)

649 U22 Agreed Tammy. Enjoy your particular perversion, just don't ask me to endorse it or outright celebrate it. It shouldn't be roo much to ask, but seems to be so in these new, enlightened times.m

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 09:23 PM (ojnk6)

650 This sounds like something I need to step away from........

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 09:24 PM (Pfvig)

651 Wait a minute someone used Tami as a buttplug? What are these strange new times we live in?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2014 09:24 PM (oFCZn)

652 "I also could replace the spark plugs, if there was a need, from learning that. It's hard for little short me with the way they put the engines in the cars these days. I pretty much have to crawl right on top of the motor, thank goodness for coveralls!"

I'm sorry. There are two different types of plugs being discussed in this thread, and on first reading, I mistakenly thought you were talking about the other kind.

Thank goodness for coveralls, indeed.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 10, 2014 09:25 PM (gqT4g)

653 My favorite job interview joke. Interviewer: So what do you consider your greatest weakness? Posted by: Christopher Taylor Have game-played 'the interview' so many times I've been contemplating a fake how-to website. Interviewer: So what do you consider your greatest weakness? Viewee: A low tolerance for stupid questions. Interviewer: Like what? Viewee: 'What do you consider your greatest weakness?' * yes, I know there is a variant of this already out there, but I really hate rote, idiot interview questions.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 10, 2014 09:25 PM (Y/M/K)

654 ...but those perverted ass-insertions were sold with elegance and verve. One-half point to the hand-crafted wizardry of the "Marketeers".

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 09:26 PM (lq3Ak)

655 @628 - well, it could as easily be about ceramic buttplugs, or molded polyurethane buttplugs, or buttplugs forged from expensive Russian titanium, or gelcoated papier-mache buttplugs, or whatever your heart desires. As long as it's a buttplug.

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2014 09:26 PM (o+SC1)

656 Even this Jezebel writer is not exactly thrilled by these Cloppers.
http://jezebel.com/heres-that-brony-porn-you-never-asked-for-1525138341

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 09:26 PM (m1gXb)

657 And I meant the necro thingee, not what you said, MWNP! I totally agree with you. I am not religious at all, but I don't feel like anyone should be forced to compromise their religious beliefs over sexual issues and marriage and such. Or anything, really. I feel for the parents who don't believe in certain medical things whose kids are taken form them, although at least I understand that a bit more. Not sure where I stand on the issue.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 09:27 PM (Pfvig)

658 613 OK, I thought I had seen everything, but now I discover that there are

Cthulhu-shaped butt-plugs and dildos:

http://www.etsy.com/shop/necronomicox

For all your Cthulhu Furry anal needs. Posted by: zombie at March 11, 2014 01:16 AM (mizYg) Hide posts from (mizYg)



Oh, no, you didn't......

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 09:28 PM (T1005)

659 Ok I feel cheated. I KNOW that Tammy went by Tami. Where's my pistol?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2014 09:29 PM (oFCZn)

660 Dack, ROTFLMAO! There ain't no ass big enough, I assure you! But you would not believe, you simply would not BELIEVE what I saw one time at the Pleasure Chest in WestHo once. I didn't believe it myself when they told me. It was when I first came to CA and had no idea what gay was.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 09:29 PM (Pfvig)

661 I had no idea that ungodly ass-play could be sold with the refined, defined stylings of a New Dodge Dart.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 09:30 PM (lq3Ak)

662 There is a daywalking Tami, Dack, who is a lovely, refined creature. I am flattered by your mistake!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 09:31 PM (Pfvig)

663 640 I was simply stating that one is, IMO, free to do whatever makes them happy in private as long as I don't have to endorse it, celebrate it, or pay for it, Tammy. Sorry if my response was not clearer.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 09:31 PM (ojnk6)

664

Oh boy torquewrench - I need to pay better attention to what's being posted.  I sure wasn't at that moment! LOL

 

And yes thank GOODNESS for COVERalls!

Posted by: alamogordo at March 10, 2014 09:31 PM (HUTO5)

665 Oh, no, you didn't...... Posted by: cthulhu Sorry. But you are known to dwell in dark places. If it makes you feel any better, the same company makes "zombie dildos" too. So that makes us equally contaminated by Internet Cooties.

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2014 09:32 PM (mizYg)

666 Oh, I just thought of an even better tune to fit the ONT... Riddles Are Abound Tonight, by Sausage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWDerX2UCEs

Okay, now I'm out. Good night!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at March 10, 2014 09:32 PM (/96QU)

667 But you would not believe, you simply would not BELIEVE what I saw one time at the Pleasure Chest in WestHo once. I didn't believe it myself when they told me. It was when I first came to CA and had no idea what gay was. Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2014 01:29 AM (Pfvig) These things you speak about are alien to this Midwestern soul. Although, I must say, I've seen some movies. I might be able to put together some sort of video montage that could explain it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2014 09:32 PM (oFCZn)

668 And people wonder why I don't comment very much anymore...

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2014 09:32 PM (qyfb5)

669 631 @615 - on the Internet, no one knows you're boning your dog. Posted by: JEM at March 11, 2014 01:19 AM (o+SC1) Unless you film yourself at upload itÂ… like far too many have doneÂ… Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 11, 2014 01:23 AM (AymDN) Now you tell me. Master's girlfriend slathers peanut butter in the old scamper, old Toby here has a little snack while master is videoing it. Bitch gets mad at master calls cops to turn him in for downloading kiddie porn, cops search computer, find Toby's video, next thing you know your boy here is down at the SPCA on death row.

Posted by: Toby the Beagle at March 10, 2014 09:32 PM (HxSXm)

670 Whatever happened to Joanie Oven Mitts? I was lurking then, so I may have gotten her confused with someone else, but wasn't she a post op tranny?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 09:32 PM (Pfvig)

671 645 There is a daywalking Tami, Dack, who is a lovely, refined creature. I am flattered by your mistake! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2014 01:31 AM (Pfvig) LOL!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2014 09:33 PM (oFCZn)

672 @644 - well, you DO know that the Dart has a flip-up storage compartment under the cushion of the passenger seat, and an enterprising American entrepreneur could, uh, shall we say, produce an aftermarket accessory for that space that combines modern industrial automation technology with the sensibilities of good Japanese porn...

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2014 09:33 PM (o+SC1)

673 648 Oh, no, you didn't......
Posted by: cthulhu


Sorry. But you are known to dwell in dark places.

If it makes you feel any better, the same company makes "zombie dildos" too. So that makes us equally contaminated by Internet Cooties. Posted by: zombie at March 11, 2014 01:32 AM (mizYg) Hide posts from (mizYg)



It wasn't that you brought it to the ONT....it's that you Googled it in the first place.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 09:33 PM (T1005)

674 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD......NO VIDEO MONTAGES!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 09:33 PM (Pfvig)

675 Hey Merovign, join the party.  Failed my sanity roll.  Probably should wander away now but I am afeared if I sleep now would suffer nightmares.  So perhaps write tonight.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 09:34 PM (m1gXb)

676 Hey everybody, time to sign out. Have an early morning tomorrow.

Once again, thanks for the responses everyone!! Another fantastic chat!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 10, 2014 09:34 PM (HVI5a)

677 "And people wonder why I don't comment very much anymore..." Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith HAH! That got out of hand quickly, didn't it? I mean, we were just walking down the street and everything seemed like it was going well and, just... *BAM*

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 09:35 PM (lq3Ak)

678 657 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD......NO VIDEO MONTAGES! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2014 01:33 AM (Pfvig) It's just like Ace's prosperity montage but with 650% more buttsecks.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2014 09:35 PM (oFCZn)

679 But you would not believe, you simply would not BELIEVE what I saw one time at the Pleasure Chest in WestHo once. Oh yeah, that place is good for some serious laughs. Did you get to the piercing display? It's amazing the places people will poke holes to display metal decorations.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2014 09:35 PM (2cMLg)

680 NIght Steve! I may join you! I hate to leave just as my Dark Lord arrives, but it's gettin' mighty freaky up in here!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 09:36 PM (Pfvig)

681 If'n were talking preferences, how about a dimmable background for those that wince at #white backgrounds #tearingup

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 10, 2014 09:36 PM (Y/M/K)

682 Now you tell me. Master's girlfriend slathers peanut butter in the old scamper, old Toby here has a little snack while master is videoing it. Bitch gets mad at master calls cops to turn him in for downloading kiddie porn, cops search computer, find Toby's video, next thing you know your boy here is down at the SPCA on death row. Posted by: Toby the Beagle at March 11, 2014 01:32 AM (HxSXm) I'll give you a good home! The peanut butter is extra creamy too!

Posted by: Madaline Albright at March 10, 2014 09:37 PM (AymDN)

683 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 09:37 PM (T1005)

684 666?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2014 09:37 PM (oFCZn)

685 Crap.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2014 09:37 PM (oFCZn)

686 *smiles*

Posted by: Madaline Albright at March 10, 2014 09:37 PM (AymDN)

687 Time to tear myself away from here.  Before I do another sanity roll.

Night all.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 10, 2014 09:37 PM (m1gXb)

688 BeBe, I don't recall piercings. This was way back. 'Twas the sling. Anyway. Tell Gushie I said HUGS!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 09:37 PM (Pfvig)

689 Buttsex.....why does it always have to be buttsex?

Posted by: Indiana Jones at March 10, 2014 09:39 PM (T1005)

690 wasn't she a post op tranny? That thing that rdbrewer got all grody with during the late late hours of the infamous Memorial Day ont? Think it was pre op. and I say it cause I'm not convinced it wasn't a moby pulling everyone's ....er....leg.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2014 09:39 PM (2cMLg)

691 This reminds me of an episode of Kids in the Hall. Two goofy, inept cops are watching over a murder-scene, just bantering back-and-forth about nothing. When they turn around, there are two kids poking the body with a stick. They shoo them off and simply say: "Nothing good can come of that". I'd imagine lurkers and Mero, alike, have seen this and just left their keyboards untapped.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 09:40 PM (lq3Ak)

692 Oh yeah, that place is good for some serious laughs. Did you get to the piercing display? It's amazing the places people will poke holes to display metal decorations.>>

The closest I've come to a display like that is the foam cutout of the human body at the hospital in a fishing resort town. But they took the fishhooks out of people and placed them on the cutout where they came from. Dam thing was 80% covered.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 10, 2014 09:41 PM (TI3xG)

693 It wasn't that you brought it to the ONT....it's that you Googled it in the first place. Posted by: cthulhu Actually, I didn't google it, just stumbled on the link by accident when looking as requested for MLP tail photos. But that's the end. My googlin' days are over! The entire internet it seems is nothing but cooties.

Posted by: zombie at March 10, 2014 09:41 PM (mizYg)

694 So perhaps write tonight. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at March 11, 2014 01:34 AM (m1gXb) You would do better than I if you did... NIght Steve! I may join you! I hate to leave just as my Dark Lord arrives, but it's gettin' mighty freaky up in here! Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2014 01:36 AM (Pfvig) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2014 09:41 PM (qyfb5)

695 Oh effing eff now one of my fire alarms is beeping again. Effing things go bad like five times a year.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2014 09:42 PM (qyfb5)

696 Didn't Dude know her, though? I mean, maybe not IRL, but I think someone stayed in touch with her awhile, which is not to say it wasn't a troll.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 09:43 PM (Pfvig)

697 671 BeBe, I don't recall piercings. This was way back. Oh yeah, this was way back in the old sunset strip days in the late 80s. Get loaded and hit the pleasure chest for laughs on the way up to the rainbow to go dancing.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2014 09:43 PM (2cMLg)

698 "Oh effing eff now one of my fire alarms is beeping again. Effing things go bad like five times a year." Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith I pulled all the batteries and torched the place, just to be safe.

Posted by: A Pyro at March 10, 2014 09:44 PM (lq3Ak)

699 The entire internet it seems is nothing but cooties.

Then my work here is done.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 10, 2014 09:44 PM (0AKks)

700 I think the Red Bull is wearing off again.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 09:44 PM (Pfvig)

701 @678 - Buy better batteries. But yeah, I hate that. Especially since ours are ten feet in the air and the fuzzicatin' ladder's all the way across the backyard.

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2014 09:45 PM (o+SC1)

702 OMG, BeBe, I bet we saw each other.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 09:45 PM (Pfvig)

703 they took the fishhooks out of people and placed them on the cutout where they came from. Dam thing was 80% covered. Those were by accident. This shot is on purpose. And they use some large gauge posts too!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2014 09:45 PM (2cMLg)

704 678 Oh effing eff now one of my fire alarms is beeping again. Effing things go bad like five times a year. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 11, 2014 01:42 AM (qyfb5) Hide posts from (qyfb5)



You didn't recently plug in anything I brought you without clearing the dust off first, did you?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 09:45 PM (T1005)

705 653 Whatever happened to Joanie Oven Mitts? I was lurking then, so I may have gotten her confused with someone else, but wasn't she a post op tranny?

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 11, 2014 01:32 AM (Pfvig)

 

Oven Mitts wasn't the pre-op.  And it was pre-op that weirdo admitted to still having equipment.  That was named joane.  Joanie (Oven Mitts) was a completely different commenter.

Posted by: buzzion at March 10, 2014 09:46 PM (LI48c)

706 @685 - is that ALL? Is this one of those moments where the lack of readily-available handheld video devices would be met with a gigantic 'thank god'.

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2014 09:47 PM (o+SC1)

707 Awright, I can't be making plug jokes with cthu and Mero, so I will attempt sleep again. Sweet dreams, you freaks. I love your azzes, ya know.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 10, 2014 09:48 PM (Pfvig)

708 690 Adios Tammy. Be well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 09:49 PM (ojnk6)

709 674 This reminds me of an episode of Kids in the Hall. Two goofy, inept cops are watching over a murder-scene, just bantering back-and-forth about nothing. When they turn around, there are two kids poking the body with a stick. They shoo them off and simply say: "Nothing good can come of that". I'd imagine lurkers and Mero, alike, have seen this and just left their keyboards untapped. Posted by: Slapweasel at March 11, 2014 01:40 AM (lq3Ak) I remember watching the show and thinking meh but then I saw their movie Brain Candy and the part where on character's best memories was peeing in the coffee of their boss and the boss' best memory was drinking the same cup of coffee. I laughed for ages over that.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 10, 2014 09:49 PM (oFCZn)

710 685 OMG, BeBe, I bet we saw each other. Ha, probably. Ah the good old days. We saw Ronnie James Dio at the rainbow one night. He was nice, as opposed to Metallica, but boy was the man a little troll in person. Damn, they had really good pizza there. I wonder if it's still open.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2014 09:49 PM (2cMLg)

711 Those were by accident. This shot is on purpose. And they use some large gauge posts too!>>

True but I bet very few of the people that got a good look at that display ever entertained getting a piecing. I know it worked for me.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 10, 2014 09:49 PM (TI3xG)

712 We were supposed to do this together as he had promised us. He doesn't know the first thing about what an APR or balloon payment is. We were in agreement that he would let us know when he wanted to sign papers. Luckily, I was able to refi his godawful loan into something more sane at my own credit union the week after.

Did your parents let you sign a car loan at 19 all by yourself?

Posted by: EC at March 10, 2014 11:54 PM (doBIb)


EC, he's your son. You have had 19 years to teach him this stuff. If he hasn't learned it by now, you aren't going to be able to play catch-up now.



I know you have his best interests at heart, but I have followed this topic for several evenings now, and I am beginning to get a bit of a "helicopter parent" vibe. Your son is a Marine now, and a grown man. Give him advice and support, but don't try to micromanage his life, because he will only resent that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 10, 2014 09:49 PM (62Rht)

713 'Night, Miss Tammy!

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 10, 2014 09:49 PM (0AKks)

714 ***blushes***



Er, I meant "power up"....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 09:50 PM (T1005)

715 Good Night, Anna and Tammy.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 09:50 PM (lq3Ak)

716 682 The entire internet it seems is nothing but cooties. Then my work here is done. Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 11, 2014 01:44 AM Damn. I showed you my boobs for this?!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2014 09:51 PM (2cMLg)

717 699 Damn, what did I miss??

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 09:52 PM (ojnk6)

718 Night all. Here is "The Thing That Should Not Be" by Metallica (before they sold out): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XyEZEXjq6U

Posted by: The Political Hat ~ \m/ at March 10, 2014 09:53 PM (AymDN)

719 Anyone bothered to check up on how the Senatorial Warmist Circle-Jerk is going?

Posted by: JEM at March 10, 2014 09:53 PM (o+SC1)

720 The smoke detectors are just crap. It's an apartment so I don't get to pick them. Even the technician said they're crap. The batteries still test good when I replace them. This battery was like a month old.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2014 09:53 PM (qyfb5)

721 Night night Tammy

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2014 09:53 PM (2cMLg)

722 Damn. I showed you my boobs for this?!

No, but I do appreciate your doing that.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 10, 2014 09:53 PM (0AKks)

723 Yeeelch! Diedre Imus really bugs me. Not as much as politicians that actually create and pass horrible legislation, but enough to say, "Yeeelch,"

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 09:53 PM (lq3Ak)

724 Anyone bothered to check up on how the Senatorial Warmist Circle-Jerk is going? >>

And we are back to buttplugs.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 10, 2014 09:55 PM (TI3xG)

725 "The smoke detectors are just crap. It's an apartment so I don't get to pick them. Even the technician said they're crap. The batteries still test good when I replace them. This battery was like a month old." Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith I'd imagine that removing and replacing them is non-negotiable...?

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 09:55 PM (lq3Ak)

726 Hell, Don Imus bugs me... let alone his Helicopter Wife. ...and now Hannity has Dick Morris talking about McConnell's latest "crush the Tea Party" banter. That's a tri-fecta of "turn the channel".

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 09:59 PM (lq3Ak)

727 I missed Tammy? My iPad did an upgrade earlier & keyboard looks different. Sometimes cap symbol & back is white, other times grayish or black. I upgraded iPhone too but didn't notice it but I only responded to one email. Hi everyone.

Posted by: Carol at March 10, 2014 09:59 PM (z4WKX)

728 I'd imagine that removing and replacing them is non-negotiable...? Posted by: Slapweasel at March 11, 2014 01:55 AM (lq3Ak) These are the replacements.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2014 09:59 PM (qyfb5)

729 707 Anyone bothered to check up on how the Senatorial Warmist Circle-Jerk is going?
>>

And we are back to buttplugs.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 11, 2014 01:55 AM (TI3xG) Hide posts from (TI3xG)


It's like the Strange Attractor [ http://tinyurl.com/yhdog3r ] for ONTs.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 09:59 PM (T1005)

730 I'd imagine that removing and replacing them is non-negotiable...?>>

Unless they are wired which it sounds like they aren't. Hang your own next to them and just put completely dead batteries in theirs.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 10, 2014 10:01 PM (TI3xG)

731 Damn. I showed you my boobs for this?! Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 11, 2014 01:51 AM (2cMLg) (cries quietly in corner)

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2014 10:01 PM (qyfb5)

732 "These are the replacements." Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord As my Uncle would say... "Well, Fuck Me Running." Could you disable one, or more of them without endangering yourself? ...let alone the building? ...because that sounds like a real pain-in-the-ASS.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 10:04 PM (lq3Ak)

733 It's like the Strange Attractor>>

I have skipped 90% of links on this ONT but clicked that one and learned something good instead of damaging. Thanks

Posted by: The Hickster at March 10, 2014 10:04 PM (TI3xG)

734 Hi, Carol!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 10:04 PM (lq3Ak)

735 Could you disable one, or more of them without endangering yourself? ...let alone the building? Posted by: Slapweasel at March 11, 2014 02:04 AM (lq3Ak) Already did, it was going off every two minutes. Will give it back to them.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at March 10, 2014 10:06 PM (qyfb5)

736 If it makes you feel any better, the same company makes "zombie dildos" too. So that makes us equally contaminated by Internet Cooties. Posted by: zombie Please tell me there are no "farmer dildos" driving little tractors. Of course you are in CA so who knows.

Posted by: The Farmer at March 10, 2014 10:08 PM (eBupg)

737 Time to put the girls to bed. Nite all

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at March 10, 2014 10:09 PM (2cMLg)

738 Shit man, I step away for a bit and its butt plugs? Really??  Some day I will have to tell the story of a drunk chick and some of my spare vacuum tubes.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 10, 2014 10:09 PM (FMbng)

739 Goodnight, BBBD!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 10:10 PM (lq3Ak)

740 716 It's like the Strange Attractor>>

I have skipped 90% of links on this ONT but clicked that one and learned something good instead of damaging. Thanks
Posted by: The Hickster at March 11, 2014 02:04 AM (TI3xG) Hide posts from (TI3xG)


Did you notice how much the visual representation at the top resembled a Brony's rectum?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 10:10 PM (T1005)

741 Hi Slapweaser, Cthulhu, Mero, The Hickster, Bebe, I don't mean ti exclude anyone, I glanced at last 15 or so comments. Shredded Chi should be around too.

Posted by: Carol at March 10, 2014 10:10 PM (z4WKX)

742 Nerdy Girl, The doctors & other medical professionals have plenty of reason to be disgusted.

Posted by: Carol at March 10, 2014 10:14 PM (z4WKX)

743 Hi, Carol!



Guess what I had for dinner last night?.....98 cents a pound for Romas. And  Chicken Cordon Bleu ready for the oven at $3.99/pound.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 10:15 PM (T1005)

744 666 La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la..... Posted by: cthulhu 667 666? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis cthulhu seems to get a suspicious # of the 666 posts. be aware my friends! tho he's been around longer than the prescribed 40 months so I guess he's off the hook.

Posted by: The Farmer at March 10, 2014 10:15 PM (eBupg)

745 Did you notice how much the visual representation at the top resembled a Brony's rectum?>>

No it looked more to me like something CAC posts.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 10, 2014 10:17 PM (TI3xG)

746 Happy-ish Monday Night, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane... at March 10, 2014 10:19 PM (qoKTg)

747 729 Evening, adriane.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 10:20 PM (ojnk6)

748 Hi Carol.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 10, 2014 10:20 PM (TI3xG)

749 ManWithNoParty at March 11, 2014 02:20 AM (ojnk6) How goes it?

Posted by: AdrianeWithNoPartyHat... at March 10, 2014 10:22 PM (qoKTg)

750 Howdy, Adriane. Say, did you ever get your flooring paint straightened out? I remember a bunch of tribulations, but I don't recall you saying, "I'm done, and I like it!"

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 10:23 PM (T1005)

751 Doing well, aside from being bored out of my mind. Gow goes it by you, wherever that may be?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 10, 2014 10:24 PM (ojnk6)

752 Anyone bothered to check up on how the Senatorial Warmist Circle-Jerk is going? Posted by: JEM Nope, I think this spot right here is moar entertaining. Wonder how the media will portray this worthless pandering the leftists environmentals. I'm working on my intern who wants to be a meteorologist. He's back next week, working during spring break. We'll have interesting discussions.

Posted by: The Farmer at March 10, 2014 10:26 PM (eBupg)

753 Cthulhu, I had the roasted Roma tomatoes last night for dinner. My older brother & I started having steaks again on Sundays, but yesterday I had to do something at 4 & didn't know how long it would take. He likes to eat earlier 5:30 or 6, I prefer to eat at 8 or 9. I added mozzarella cheese yesterday & last week. I didn't when I made it for both of us on February 23. I like them with the cheese. I used Campari brand first two times, Sunday it was Roma tomatoes only.

Posted by: Carol at March 10, 2014 10:29 PM (z4WKX)

754 cthulhu at March 11, 2014 02:23 AM (T1005) All things come to a screeching halt when we go into Arts Festival mode ... The Arts Festival has been survived and maybe a tad enjoyed, but not recoveried from ...

Posted by: AdrianeWithNoFinishedFloor... at March 10, 2014 10:32 PM (qoKTg)

755 I'm working on my intern who wants to be a meteorologist. He's back next week, working during spring break. We'll have interesting discussions.
Posted by: The Farmer>>

Wow I didn't know Farmers could get interns.At least ones their wife didn't birth anyways.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 10, 2014 10:35 PM (TI3xG)

756 Doing well, aside from being bored out of my mind. Gow goes it by you, wherever that may be? Sorry to hear it. If I knew of a good book, I'd be happy to share ... Managed to cut up the dead oleander branches that have been laying in the yard since the Arts Festival countdown began. Sawdust and pollen nearly did us in on Saturday ... One more large pile of branches near the gate and we're done for a while ... with the branches but ... dead leaves everywhere that were trapped by the dead branches. So leaf blower, next step ...

Posted by: AdrianeWithNoPartyHatNorGoodBook... at March 10, 2014 10:37 PM (qoKTg)

757 Hi Adriane, I'm going to sleep now. I am going to be busy to ottos night with a project. I might be here late or will be Wednesday.

Posted by: Carol at March 10, 2014 10:41 PM (z4WKX)

758 Carol - be well!

Posted by: Adriane... at March 10, 2014 10:46 PM (qoKTg)

759 Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I can't stay awake either, so here's to Health & Happiness to all of you ...

Posted by: Adriane... at March 10, 2014 10:49 PM (qoKTg)

760 *cheers* to the sleep-minded Horde.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 10:52 PM (lq3Ak)

761 I'm working on my intern who wants to be a meteorologist. He's back next week, working during spring break. We'll have interesting discussions. Posted by: The Farmer>> Wow I didn't know Farmers could get interns.At least ones their wife didn't birth anyways. Posted by: The Hickster LMAO, TY Hickster. I used to farm, 32 years, till they sold the family farm. The intern is at my other job, which is now full time at a local historical museum. This is his first year where he is more into his major. I want to find out what they are teaching these kids about latest data disproving AGL.

Posted by: The Farmer at March 10, 2014 10:53 PM (eBupg)

762 I used to farm, 32 years, till they sold the family farm. The intern is at my other job, which is now full time at a local historical museum. Posted by: The Farmer You should blog. Your insight is needed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i] [/b] at March 10, 2014 10:55 PM (Y/M/K)

763 736 Cthulhu,
I had the roasted Roma tomatoes last night for dinner. My older brother & I started having steaks again on Sundays, but yesterday I had to do something at 4 & didn't know how long it would take. He likes to eat earlier 5:30 or 6, I prefer to eat at 8 or 9.

I added mozzarella cheese yesterday & last week. I didn't when I made it for both of us on February 23. I like them with the cheese. I used Campari brand first two times, Sunday it was Roma tomatoes only. Posted by: Carol at March 11, 2014 02:29 AM (z4WKX) Hide posts from (z4WKX)



It's like the Pirate Code in the movies.....more like a suggestion. I'm glad you're enjoying 'em and I'm glad you're mixing 'em up.....and I'm about to give you one last thing to know about 'em.



If you've ever done backyard tomatoes, you know that they are so much more tasty than store-bought, and so much more healthy, and so much more interesting....but you also know that you wait for months and then they're all ripe at the same time and you end up giving a bunch away.



So, here's the thing -- between dehydrating and freezing; canning whole or as sauce; and roasting as an accompaniment to other dishes, you can actually use up a mega-boatload of tomatoes in productive and enjoyable ways.....just sayin'.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 10:58 PM (T1005)

764 737 cthulhu at March 11, 2014 02:23 AM (T1005)

All things come to a screeching halt when we go into Arts Festival mode ...

The Arts Festival has been survived and maybe a tad enjoyed, but not recoveried from ... Posted by: AdrianeWithNoFinishedFloor... at March 11, 2014 02:32 AM (qoKTg) Hide posts from (qoKTg)


Ah, ok......I didn't know if I just missed it. Let me know how it goes when it goes.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 11:00 PM (T1005)

765

I just got here so I hope nobody has mentioned this yet:

if you cook the convex side of the sausage first and let the protein rich casing shrink,  the sausage will be a straight tube that will allow you to turn it on four sides to brown.

Posted by: Speller at March 10, 2014 11:33 PM (J74Py)

766 The only thing that grows in The Barrel is putrid fungi and despair. We left some serious infections in there too, watching old '80's pron someone left behind, and drinking the warm beer we found.

Posted by: Sandra Fluck and Friends at March 10, 2014 11:37 PM (qCtp4)

767 748
I just got here so I hope nobody has mentioned this yet:
if you cook the convex side of the sausage first and let the protein rich casing shrink, the sausage will be a straight tube that will allow you toturn it on four sides to brown. Posted by: Speller at March 11, 2014 03:33 AM (J74Py) Hide posts from (J74Py)



That sounds interesting, I'll have to try it sometime.



My own suggestion is....if you're thinking of having pasta and meatballs, try slicing sausage so that they're "square" (the length of the slice equals the diameter of the sausage) and fryin' 'em up instead of the meatballs.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 10, 2014 11:51 PM (T1005)

768 Posted by: Speller at March 11, 2014 03:33 AM (J74Py)

Finding the balancing-point, so as to balance your curved sausage upon the convexities' pivot point?  ...is task enough.  Perhaps a "place-holder" supplies stability.

Maybe I hadn't thought about a "Grill-Surface", where magic becomes plausible.  ie, stability is provided on a round-and-popping object.

Indeed, the heat will shrink the convex side of the arc.  Perhaps with low-enough heat, you may completely cook the sausage to completion via single-sided convection.

My greatest question?  Who gives a shit. 

I ask this not to be mean.  I'm not looking for "reaction" because I'm All Provocative.

I cook sausage on its side.  I think I'm providing comfort to not only the sausage, but to myself.  It just lays there, but I'd like to think it is fairly happy.  ...given sausage-feelings at any given moment.

It also helps me, because I get to cook my sausage thoroughly.  If I get fancy, I can get cross-hatching on everything.  I start to feel "cool", at that point.  I've done my job.

Trying to "straighten out any given sausage" seems like too much of a task for me.  This may be inconvenient for your given buns, but I'm not here to guarantee alluring sausage shapes.

I'm here to supply a palatable, fully-cooked sausage without all the impossible, magical fanfare.

I'm a realist, Dottie.  I pioneer nothing.


Posted by: Slapweasel at March 10, 2014 11:59 PM (lq3Ak)

769

I just like the slight caramelization*  that takes place with browning meat, tastes better IMO, but YMMV.

*secret to better pot roast is to sear brown the sides first

Posted by: Speller at March 11, 2014 12:02 AM (J74Py)

770 I'm familiar with the Maillard Reaction, sir.  Browning your meat creates flavor.  Each-and-every time.

It also applies to vegetables and starches.

-Keep On Browning!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 11, 2014 12:06 AM (lq3Ak)

771 751 Posted by: Speller at March 11, 2014 03:33 AM (J74Py)

Finding the balancing-point, so as to balance your curved sausage upon the convexities' pivot point? ...is task enough. Perhaps a "place-holder" supplies stability.

Maybe I hadn't thought about a "Grill-Surface", where magic becomes plausible. ie, stability is provided on a round-and-popping object.

Indeed, the heat will shrink the convex side of the arc. Perhaps with low-enough heat, you may completely cook the sausage to completion via single-sided convection.

My greatest question? Who gives a shit.

I ask this not to be mean. I'm not looking for "reaction" because I'm All Provocative.

I cook sausage on its side. I think I'm providing comfort to not only the sausage, but to myself. It just lays there, but I'd like to think it is fairly happy. ...given sausage-feelings at any given moment.

It also helps me, because I get to cook my sausage thoroughly. If I get fancy, I can get cross-hatching on everything. I start to feel "cool", at that point. I've done my job.

Trying to "straighten out any given sausage" seems like too much of a task for me. This may be inconvenient for your given buns, but I'm not here to guarantee alluring sausage shapes.

I'm here to supply a palatable, fully-cooked sausage without all the impossible, magical fanfare.

I'm a realist, Dottie. I pioneer nothing.


Posted by: Slapweasel at March 11, 2014 03:59 AM (lq3Ak) Hide posts from (lq3Ak)



I am just so LMAO at this. I'm willing to go to odd lengths to try and fry sausages straight, but......

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2014 12:20 AM (T1005)

772 morning horde. stopping to check in...don't think i'll read over 700 comments though.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 11, 2014 12:20 AM (3yFC4)

773 got some Italian sausages on the grill and some coffee brewing. the breakfast of champions...

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 11, 2014 12:31 AM (3yFC4)

774 and it happened again. it is lonely in an empty ONT.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 11, 2014 12:32 AM (3yFC4)

775 >>>712 707
Anyone bothered to check up on how the Senatorial Warmist Circle-Jerk is going?

>>

And we are back to buttplugs.




Posted by: The Hickster at March 11, 2014 01:55 AM (TI3xG)
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It's like the Strange Attractor [ http://tinyurl.com/yhdog3r ] for ONTs.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 11, 2014 01:59 AM (T1005) <<<

 

lol. i guess i can stop reading after this. and thankfully my breakfast is almost done.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 11, 2014 12:48 AM (3yFC4)

776 Just in for lunch. Had a little snow here over night making the grooming fast and easy. My Goverment Motors truck had a catastrophic front wheel bearing failure I the way in tonight. I called AAA hope they got it picked up. Wife rescued me and took me to work. Second set of wheel bearings to fail. These new bearing packs suck

Posted by: NativeNH at March 11, 2014 12:50 AM (jtelh)

777 yikes! it get worse...

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 11, 2014 01:00 AM (3yFC4)

778

sorry about the car trouble NativeNH...lunch?

 

 

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 11, 2014 01:02 AM (3yFC4)

779 >>>21 Horde. I picked up my Graduation announcements today.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 10, 2014 10:50 PM (N/cFh) <<<

 

congratulations gingy.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 11, 2014 01:03 AM (3yFC4)

780 >>>79 This DC mayor scandal is going to get the Hildabeast too. Hundreds of thousands of dollars funneled to her campaign. Mayor Gray is going down.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 10, 2014 11:02 PM (jucos)<<<

 

We'll see.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 11, 2014 01:12 AM (3yFC4)

781 >>> and it happened again. it is lonely in an empty ONT. Not completely.. Morning rich@gmu & nativeNH

Posted by: fluffy, Masshole at March 11, 2014 01:14 AM (Ua6T/)

782 Yup lunch. Work the graveyard shift, I'm head of grooming here at a mid sized ski area in NH. Keeps me off the street and out of the little woman's hair. We have about 35 days left in the season. The. Summer carpenter at Mt. Get to fix everything I wreck during the winter good times good times indeed

Posted by: NativeNH at March 11, 2014 01:15 AM (jtelh)

783 I've been lurking the past hour, just enjoying the fact that I don't have to go to work tomorrow night. Dog tired, yet still haven't been able to get fully unwound.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at March 11, 2014 01:18 AM (m0h0I)

784 Top of the morning to ya Masshole , Rich

Posted by: NativeNH at March 11, 2014 01:20 AM (jtelh)

785 Ok back to work. Have a good day

Posted by: NativeNH at March 11, 2014 01:26 AM (jtelh)

786 >>>305 So it's com to this.
Dems declare war on weather.

Posted by: The Heat Miser at March 10, 2014 11:51 PM (bitz6) <<<

 

wonder what the Dem Senatorial War Council on Fighting Mother Nature come up with in the small hours this morning...

 

and look at the time, damn it, damn it, damn it. i am now among the daywalkers and have to go to work this fine am. i was surprised to discover i can't wear my pjs and flip flops

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 11, 2014 01:58 AM (3yFC4)

787

still working through the thread...just in time for the morning crew to hose this place down.

 

morning fluffy and DamnDirtyRino.  morning NativeNH. hope the car troubles are temporary.

 

 

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 11, 2014 02:02 AM (3yFC4)

788 breakfast was delicious, but i don't think i have enough coffee.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 11, 2014 02:03 AM (3yFC4)

789  @ rich@gmu -- Morning! One hose, one mop and bucket, and one Costco-sized bottle of Pine-Sol.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at March 11, 2014 02:09 AM (m0h0I)

790

good morning to the day crew and good night to the night crew...

 

can't believe that i'm going to work when the sun is shining.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 11, 2014 02:11 AM (3yFC4)

791 >>>772 @ rich@gmu -- Morning! One hose, one mop and bucket, and one Costco-sized bottle of Pine-Sol.

Posted by: DamnDirtyRINO at March 11, 2014 06:09 AM (m0h0I)<<<

 

thankfully my food service days are over (maybe, if this gig goes in the direction i think it will, i'll take up bartending until i finish school...again). know you've got the energy, try to get that mess around the barrel...not sure what it is but it hasn't moved in a while so it should be ok.

Posted by: rich@gmu at March 11, 2014 02:13 AM (3yFC4)

792 Bingo-Bango-Bongo!

"Civilization":  http://tinyurl.com/mpmjp56

...I'll stay right here!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 11, 2014 02:18 AM (lq3Ak)

793 Doesn't bother me that the Chinese use an airline crash as an excuse to put up 10 new satellites. Timing is everything.

Posted by: and irresolute at March 11, 2014 02:28 AM (RqHWH)

794 Hot Air has a link to a hit piece on the TEA party, about how Our Betters want to wrest control away from the dangerous extremists. Todd Akin is now firmly a TEA party candidate. Apparently if you are a bad candidate you get put in the TEA party, facts be damned.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at March 11, 2014 02:29 AM (S8y+1)

795 Good Morning!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 11, 2014 02:29 AM (lq3Ak)

796 Good morning everyone! Gonna be a glorious day here. Get to ride the scooter to work for most of the week this week. Spring is almost here!!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 11, 2014 02:32 AM (60Vyp)

797 Morning, all.  Checking in for the morning shift.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 11, 2014 02:43 AM (zF6Iw)

798 G'morning mouthbreathers

Reporting for Doodee

Posted by: John F'in Kerry at March 11, 2014 03:00 AM (si68n)

799 Guess what......
It's here!!!

In all it's glory, it's finally here

Nood up.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 11, 2014 03:01 AM (si68n)

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