April 04, 2014

White Liberals: We'll Say Who the Racists Are
— Ace

Karl Lueger was the mayor of Vienna at the turn of the century, whose populist politics were often riven with anti-semtism -- so much so that he was cited as an inspiration by none other than Adolf Hitler in Mein Kampf.

However, there's a debate about how anti-semitic he actually was, and how much of an anti-semite he pretended to be for the sake of political positioning.

Lueger is famous for an answer he once gave on this issue. He was asked how he squared that fact that many of his policies were anti-semitic, while he counted many Jews among his close friends.

"I decide who is a Jew," he said, apparently creating his own definition of Judaism.

This flexible opinion on "who is a Jew" permitted him to both debase himself (and Vienna) with populist politics of hatred while simultaneously carving out a space for himself to consort with the Hated Other, as he might choose.

Similarly, today, White "liberals" have decided to sell out liberalism to the leftist, totalitarian goons of the Progressive Speech Police. They'll join the Progressives' hate campaigns against free speech and free thought -- but only when those campaigns are directed towards non-liberals.

Playing to the Progressive mobs just like Luegar played to the Vienna ones, White Liberals reserve themselves the power to both traffic in hateful intolerance, and except themselves and their friends from the claims they otherwise inflict on others.

They, and they alone, will decide who the Racists are.

I was trying to figure out my thoughts on the Suey Park/#CancelCobert conflagration on the podcast (and doing a poor job at it). But I think I have now unmuddled my thoughts on this.
In case you don't know, Dan Snyder, owner of the Washington Redskins, has created an organization to funnel money to American Indians. It's called "The Washington Redskins Foundation for Original Americans."

It's obviously intended to buy off the rage of the grievance mongering left -- but I don't see what the objection is to that. After all, the left mongers grievances precisely so that deep-pocketed organizations can be pressured into buying them off. It's the whole point of the racket.

Dan Snyder, then, stands accused by the left of going along with the left's agenda.

Steven Colbert, who isn't funny but says things that please his trained seal leftist audience, attempted to parody Snyder's attempt to do what the left wants (pay the a rent for their feigned outrage). He did a bit in which he played an old clip of a "character" he used to do in 2005 named "Ching Chong Ding Dong," a deliberately offensive Asian stereotype.

The purpose of this original use of racial humor was, I guess in his mind, to parody Bill O'Reilly's racial insensitivity. Or something. I've never heard Bill O'Reilly do "characters," whether racially insensitive or not, so I don't know exactly what was going on in Colbert's head when he trotted out this fairly offensive bit of throwback, oldschool racism.

Note right here that Colbert relies on his intent as his Get Out of Jail Free Card for doing this bit. While his bit was preposterously racially insensitive, it was also preposterously racially insensitive -- he is so over-the-top in his racism that he believes that over-the-toppedness should signal to the viewer that he's not on the level, and that his intent is to satirize racism itself, and not to attack Asians.

Intent -- it all comes down to his intent. If his intent is permissible, it doesn't matter how fantastically racist he seems to be, trading, as he does, in ethnic slurs that really are tossed at Asian kids as they're growing up. ("Ching chong" and variants are used as catcalls against Asians.)

That's the whole theory as to why Colbert is permitted to do this, and you're not. His intent is pure. His intent is not to demean Asians, but to demean crochety old Asian-haters like, um, Bill O'Reilly.

Now, Colbert's new bit consisted of replaying this hoary Yellowface act and then issuing a mock apology, saying that, like Dan Snyder, he would start a foundation to placate angry Asians. And this foundation would be called "The Ching Chong Ding Dong Foundation to Help Orientals or Whatever."

Again, he relies upon the idea that the intent beneath his words removes his words from the category of "offensive," even though the words, on their own, are in fact, inarguably, offensive.

And you can ask Asians about that. They will tell you they've had the Ching Chong thing thrown at them at children, and that epithet was intended to hurt them, and much of the time, it actually did hurt them.

But again: Colbert's intent rescues this remark. He doesn't mean anything bad by it, after all.

But think about that. He's attacking Dan Snyder's supposedly offensive use of "Redskins" for his team name. And doing so using 1910s era coolie-jokes to do so. But Colbert's intent must be considered here. After all, he's just ripping Dan Snyder.

But what about Dan Snyder's intent? Does that save Dan Snyder?

Does the Washington Redskins' clear lack of intent to denigrate Native Americans save it?

If Colbert can say the Forbidden Words with impunity -- which he asserts, as do all the White Liberals lining up to defend him and attack Korean-American "hastag activist" Suey Park for being such a stupid Gook to not get the joke -- because he had a permissible intent in using them, why can't Dan Snyder keep his team name as the Redskins for the same reason?

Obviously no one names a sports club after something they think is substandard, or shoddy, or weak, or useless. People always object to the Redskins name by using the same example -- "Well, what would you say if someone named his baseball team the New York N*****s, huh?"

But that's stupid. No one does that. No one would do that. Because "N****r" is inherently a demeaning term, and a hateful one, and no one -- no one -- names their sports clubs after things they hate.

They name them after things they respect, or wish to emulate, or wish to associate themselves with. Thus the large number of teams named after great cats, and bears, and stallions, and even the gee-whiz technology of the 50s (jets, rockets).

And as for clubs named after types of people, all those people have a positive association; in football, especially, a martial-themed sport if there ever was one, those positive associations all have to do with virility and deadliness in battle:

Vikings.

Raiders.

Buccaneers.

Warriors.

Fighting Irish.

Spartans.

You do not see "The San Francisco Coolie Laborers" in the lists of any sports teams, nor the "Boston Drunken Irish Wife-Batterers." All team names are tributes to the group in the nickname.

Some team names implicitly specify a race/ethnicity -- Vikings, Fighting Irish. There is no commotion over this -- people understand that when someone names a team the "Vikings," they mean it a positive way. They are speaking of the fury of the Northmen -- and not, for example, their propensity to rape and reduce much of Europe to a constant Twilight in which civilization could never advance too far before being pillaged and raped into rubble.

Nor does anyone seriously think "the Fighting Irish" is really about the Irish's well-known tendency to over-indulge in alcohol and then get their Irish up. (Oh, what a giveaway.) And that one really does actually step right on up to the line of being a slur against the Irish -- but we understand the intent behind it is playful, and positive. (Mostly.)

In fact, White Liberals currently on their jihad against the name "Redskins" make an exception for other teams with Indian nicknames-- Braves, Chiefs, Indians, all okay. Not racist, the White Liberals have decided, although it's unclear how they've come to this conclusion.

All three names, after all, do reference a specific race -- Native Americans -- just as surely as "Redskins" does, and for the exact same reasons.

But White Liberals know the difference. White Liberals can tell you who the Racists are.

Now, I don't really care too much about whether the Redskins keeps its historic name, to be honest with you. Dan Snyder is not my friend and I have no allegiance to him.

My point is that White Liberals will explain to you, dripping with condescension, sopping with superiority, that Steven Colbert's racist joke was just a joke and you need to get over it because his intent was permissible, and yet campaign in this endless jihad against the "Redskins" name, this time forgetting altogether to factor in the "intent" part of the analysis.

No, in this case, intent won't save them -- it's a zero-tolerance, single-factor analysis. If the word is potentially offensive, it has to go.

And yet "Ching Chong Ding Dong" is defended as having important social value.

What I'm getting at is this: Progressives are pushing for strict-liability, zero-tolerance, single-factor Speech Policing, and they make no bones about it-- many have recently questioned the value of Free Speech, and compared it, very unfavorably, to the much more important value of Social Justice.

Liberals, on the other hand, pretend to care about things like free thought and free speech. The trouble is, they are in a joined-at-the-hip political alliance with the Progressives, who are, in reality, just socialist fascists.

So how do White Liberals square this circle, wishing to appease their foaming-at-the-mouth Progressive Thought Police allies while simultaneously convincing themselves that they, unlike the Progressives or the (spit) Conservatives, support actual liberalism in matters of speech and thought?

Well, they manage this balancing trick the way Karl Lueger did: They decide who the racists are.

White Liberals, and White Liberals alone, will decide when context and intent will be weighed in the balance to rescue someone's words (as in the case of an important White Liberal ally like Steven Colbert), or when context and intent will be jettisoned from the analysis entirely, and the Progressives' zero-tolerance no-exception rule will be applied instead (as in the case of a 1%-er businessman like Dan Snyder).

They will get to make this decision -- and they'll employ the Vindictive Standard (zero tolerance) against their own political enemies (conservatives), and yet shoot the Vindictive Standard down as childishly silly when Progressives demand it be enforced against a fellow White Liberal.

Progressives say: It doesn't matter what someone's alleged "intent" is, all that matters is whether someone felt hurt or demeaned by words.

The White Liberal agrees -- so long as that rule is being applied against their common enemy, conservatives.

But when Progressives demand that it also be applied to White Liberals In Good Standing like Alec Baldwin or Steven Colbert, suddenly White Liberals start talking about "intent" and "context" and other such nuances.

For example: Look how condescending and dismissive this White Liberal Male Huffington Post interviewer is when he interviews Suey Park.

If Bill O'Reilly treated an aggrieved minority activist with half the level of sneering dismissal this White Liberal HuffPo guy does, MSNBC's programming would be all set through June.

You might agree that she's silly -- and that's your right. But consider, between her and her White Liberal Male interviewer, she's the one actually being consistent here. I don't agree with her standards, but she is maintaining her standards, whether the person offering the offensive speech is liberal or conservative.

The White Liberal Male interviewer, on the other hand, wishes to decide, after consultation with his White Liberal colleagues, which standard he will apply to a situation -- the flexible liberal one, or the censorious, draconian progressive one -- according to whether the speaker of the offensive words is a White Liberal (to be protected in solidarity) or a White Conservative (to be attacked with none of this absurd "intent" business muddying the analysis).

I don't agree with anything Suey Park says, except this much: She's right, the White Liberals are flagrantly inconsistent on this, and absurdly hypocritical and principle-free, joining in her Zero Tolerance Outrage when it suits the White Liberal Cause, and treating her like a babbling idiot when she insists that the standard White Liberals have previously endorsed also be applied to White Liberals.

The White Liberal Male interview has never heard something so absurd -- why, he's a White Liberal. By definition, he's doing the Right Thing at all times. Who is this stupid Korean girl to tell him different?

If Suey Park says she was offended by these words, What does it matter what Colbert's "satirical intent" might have been?

White Liberals agree with this... so long as they're not the ones subject to the Vindictive Standard. As soon as they're the target of it -- or one of their allies is the target of it -- suddenly we hear White Liberals expressing doubts about this crude formulation of the rule.

So I do think Suey Park has a point, here. And she is being demeaned and dismissed by White Liberals who are absolutely certain that they're constitutionally incapable of being racist, or even giving inadvertent racial offense -- so if some stupid minority is bothered by something a White Liberal says, that's her problem. She just needs to put on her Big Girl Pants and stop crying about it.

So White Liberals, it turns out, get to be the arbiters of what is and isn't racist... on behalf of their non-white political confreres.

Speaking of which: Here's another thing Suey Park is right about.

Why do White Liberals still dominate Liberal Media? Whites are about 75% of the nation, but they're nowhere near 75% of the liberal/progressive alliance. Almost 60% of all whites voted for Romney in 2012 -- making White Liberals a minority group (compared to Minority Liberals) in the liberal/progressive alliance.

So why are they still in almost all the positions of power?

White Liberals are a minority in the liberal/progressive alliance; why do minority leftist have to go begging to White Liberal gatekeepers in the media to make their voices heard?

Why do White Liberals still get to decide, on behalf of Korean-Americans, which ethnic slurs they should and shouldn't be offended by?

How is it that every liberal outfit still has a masthead that's 96% Ivory Soap White?

Is that racist?

Why no, the White Liberals will tell you-- We decide who The Racists are.


Posted by: Ace at 02:39 PM | Comments (467)
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1 first

Posted by: mallfly at April 04, 2014 02:41 PM (bJm7W)

2 that's what you other guys get for reading the post before you comment.

Posted by: mallfly at April 04, 2014 02:42 PM (bJm7W)

3 I recall that "I say who is a Jew" was also credited to Hermann Goering, who hid his Jewish physician and the family in his mansion.

Posted by: mallfly at April 04, 2014 02:43 PM (bJm7W)

4 In case you don't know, Dan Snyder, owner of the Washington Redskins, has created an organization to funnel money to American Indians.



He's opened a casino?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2014 02:43 PM (d0Dmj)

5 White Liberals agree with this... so long as they're not the ones subject to the Vindictive Standard. As soon as they're the target of it -- or one of their allies is the target of it -- suddenly we hear White Liberals expressing doubts about this crude formulation of the rule.


Pro tip: Go long on popcorn. This is gonna be fun.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2014 02:44 PM (d0Dmj)

6 "Well, what would you say if someone named his baseball team the New York N*****s, huh?" But that's stupid. No one does that. No one would do that. Because "N****r" is inherently a demeaning term, and a hateful one, and no one -- no one -- names their sports clubs after things they hate. ----------- Let's not dismiss it out of hand now, I've used that word in the names of my songs.

Posted by: Jay-Z at April 04, 2014 02:47 PM (Aif/5)

7 Spot on Ace.  And after all these years, I don't think I have ever seen you post nood at the end of a thread.  lol.

Posted by: Infidel at April 04, 2014 02:47 PM (Z1SI2)

8 He's opened a casino?

Cigarette store.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 04, 2014 02:48 PM (nsQhi)

9 They're ALL Twix You're ALL Racists, it was a setup!

Posted by: George Costanza at April 04, 2014 02:48 PM (9Rwbt)

10 He's opened a casino? ----- No dummy, 7-11.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 04, 2014 02:49 PM (Aif/5)

11 My, God. It's full of words!

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2014 02:49 PM (9Rwbt)

12 Brilliant   analysis  as   usual.

Posted by: nc at April 04, 2014 02:49 PM (kR7s3)

13 Salon's Joan Walsh claims to Tingles that it's racist like "birtherism" to call TFG's administration the "Obama regime" reported at WZ.

Google count hits for "Bush regime" = "About 243,000 results (0.31 seconds)" [and "About 17,400,000 results (0.25 seconds)" for [i]Bush regime without the quotes although that does include sentences like Bush + Iraq regime change.]

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 04, 2014 02:50 PM (hn5v5)

14 Why do white liberals get to decide?  Because they are self important idiot douchebags.

Posted by: Infidel at April 04, 2014 02:51 PM (Z1SI2)

15 and let's not forget how important "intent" is: Geithner and Rangel might have made mistakes when they filed their income tax forms, but their intent was to pay their taxes honestly and that's what counts.
Four left wings, good -- two right wings bad. I think that about sums it up.

Posted by: mallfly at April 04, 2014 02:51 PM (bJm7W)

16 >>>>attack Korean-American "hastag activist" Suey Park for being such a stupid Gook to not get the joke -- Needs to be punchier and hipper. How about # hashtagvist

Posted by: Buzzion at April 04, 2014 02:51 PM (U5Ann)

17 'Yankees'

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2014 02:51 PM (9Rwbt)

18 I spent a large part of my childhood in South Korea (I'm white). If you think Americans have a monopoly on racist catcalls aimed at children of other racists, think again. I couldn't walk down the street without being called a monkey, or hearing the Korean version of "ching chong ching chong," which by the way is "lau lau lau." I guess that's how English sounded to the ears of Korean children in the 1970s. I survived. Even as a kid I saw the humor.

Posted by: Average Jen at April 04, 2014 02:51 PM (1WdJ6)

19 Positions fluctuate according to whether it advances the greater progressive agenda. In this case, "Korean" has less value than "Native American", and they each have less value than Colbert.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 04, 2014 02:52 PM (oMKp3)

20 He's opened a casino?
-----

No dummy, 7-11. Posted by: Joe Biden


Feather = Casino

Dot = 7-11

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2014 02:52 PM (d0Dmj)

21 Colbert's not a comedian, but a "humorist", which is Lefty Speak for a comedian who's not funny, but says the "right things". Every big city has an unofficial one. In Boston, it's Jimmy Tingle.

Posted by: tu3031 at April 04, 2014 02:53 PM (nsQhi)

22 Ace, I read the whole post through and I agree one hundred percent. I'm an American who happens to be half-Asian, half-Irish. I did hear stuff like the Colbert slur all through public school, and though I didn't think of it as that big of a deal, there was no mistaking what it meant. I've heard a hundred defenses of Colbert's sketch from white liberals, and every single one runs through the same syllogism you skewer in this post. Problem is, only a preposterously credulous person wouldn't question that reasoning. The joke is so-called funny because it contains the phrase ching chong ding dong. It's nothing more than a Party Approved chance to laugh at a minority in the guise of enlightenment and defense of minorities. I've seen it before with the repetition of Chris Rock's n-word routine. This is the same damn thing. Thank you for articulating that.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2014 02:53 PM (OzZJn)

23 re 20: and yarmulka = Chinese restaurant (old Buddy Hackett routine)

Posted by: mallfly at April 04, 2014 02:53 PM (bJm7W)

24 Off now to read the post.

Posted by: Mozilla at April 04, 2014 02:54 PM (sdi6R)

25 Colbert's that guy in the comics with the pointy-haired boss, right?  I love that guy.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 04, 2014 02:54 PM (cKsqM)

26 In Boston, it's Jimmy Tingle.

He was my cousin.

Posted by: Zombie Dick Trickle at April 04, 2014 02:54 PM (Dwehj)

27 But, but, but....one's intent doesn't matter because the impact is what might offend somebody, somewhere, sometime....

Posted by: All the touchy-feely training you got at work at April 04, 2014 02:54 PM (82lr7)

28 Park could have just said, fuck you round eye.

Posted by: Infidel at April 04, 2014 02:55 PM (Z1SI2)

29 Activists must be active. You don't get self-promoted kickin' back and bein' mellow.

Posted by: --- at April 04, 2014 02:55 PM (lpeyf)

30 Suey Park is a hard-left, white-hating activist bitch. She just wants asians as protected as blacks, so they can join together and get the Hate Whitey on. Fuck her.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at April 04, 2014 02:55 PM (ZPrif)

31 re 22: remember when it was okay to refer to persons from some parts of Asia as Oriental? Another example of pushy white know-it-alls telling everyone else to think, I suspect. I've heard that it was tried with the Eskimos, and they were told to shove off.

Posted by: mallfly at April 04, 2014 02:56 PM (bJm7W)

32 Joan Walsh A baseball bat will fix that problem.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at April 04, 2014 02:56 PM (9mcPX)

33 I think the committee should grant Ace's PhD. That dissertation was long, but excellent.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 04, 2014 02:56 PM (GEICT)

34 I reserve the right under the 1st to call white liberals welfare plantation slave masters who think 'people of color' are imbeciles incapable of wiping their own ass.

Posted by: Angel with a sword at April 04, 2014 02:56 PM (hpgw1)

35 I haven't finished, but this is a good movie review. Spoiler. I hope Ace talks about triggers.

Posted by: joeindc44 at April 04, 2014 02:56 PM (+JbYP)

36 30 Damn right. Park's a freaking hysterical loon.

Posted by: --- at April 04, 2014 02:56 PM (lpeyf)

37 Isn't 'Su-ey' how you call a hog?

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2014 02:57 PM (9Rwbt)

38 I do remember one public official who famously engaged in that "ching chong" yellowface BS back around that time (2006 I think) - Rosie O'Donnel. I don't know if that was actually before or after or if one of them was aping (I denounce myself) the other. But, you know, white liberal. It's MEGAHYPOCRISY, and it's a daily occurrence. Kind of like driving someone out of a company he helped found over a difference of political opinion - in the name of free expression.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 04, 2014 02:57 PM (qyfb5)

39 You got some nerve bandying about the slurs g**k, Coolio, and Yella fella.

Posted by: C*m-en+er at April 04, 2014 02:57 PM (wu/TK)

40 *slow clap* Before this goes OT, note that Ace has put to rest the team names controversy.

Posted by: real joe at April 04, 2014 02:57 PM (xXhgd)

41 If "Redskins" is so offensive, and various universities, such as Stanford (changes in 1972) and Dartmouth (changed in 1974) have had to change their mascots from "Indians" to other non-offensive identifiers and the University of Illinois was forced to drop Chief Illiniwek (2013) why haven't the Atlanta Braves, Kansas City Chiefs, or Vancouver Canucks been forced to change their mascots??? Perhaps it's because the 'outrage' over the Redskins (and other similar mascots) is simply a false, manufactured controversy by people who have fallen for the progressive belief that they have "a right NOT to be offended"????

Posted by: prouvastrightwingconspirator at April 04, 2014 02:57 PM (Bg+2A)

42 "reduce much of Europe to a constant Twilight in which civilization could never advance too far before being pillaged and raped into rubble." Hey man! That was like totally the Catholic Church that did that. signed, xXOO really ridiculously smart and rational liberal atheist man

Posted by: joeindc44 at April 04, 2014 02:57 PM (+JbYP)

43 So...White Liberals are Bossy?

Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2014 02:57 PM (FWbLS)

44 I have a thought. Why dont we just treat other people the way we would want to be treated, and when they don't return the favor, we brush it off and go on our way.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 04, 2014 02:57 PM (oMKp3)

45 "Well, what would you say if someone named his baseball team the New York N*****s, huh?"



I suspect that there was a team named that back in the old Negro Leagues.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 04, 2014 02:58 PM (T2V/1)

46 "Why do White Liberals still dominate Liberal Media? Whites are about 75% of the nation, but they're nowhere near 75% of the liberal/progressive alliance."

Lliberals really really really do not want for certain things they advocate to actually be applied to their own persons and/or organizations.

Exhibit A: "disparate impact" standards.

So when you ask an elite liberal why their organization is a lot whiter than America as a whole, and when they can be expected to give up their own job so that a dusky-hued applicant can have a shot, the response always comes down to some variant of, "But this is different. Because I'm me."

We need to be helping them out with this. Energetically helping them.

For instance, Google, whose executives are absolutely huge Barack Obama supporters, has its HQ in a part of the country which is now roughly 50% Hispanic. But the ranks of Google employees are _maybe_, at the _outside_, 5% Hispanic. Ooooooh, disparate impact on the hoof.

Time to use astroturf pressure groups for boycotting, denouncing, othering and shaming the fuck out of them, with the left's own classic Alinskyite tactics. Force them to live up (or down) to the beliefs and policies they profess need to be forced down the rest of our throats.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 04, 2014 02:58 PM (noWW6)

47 Socialist Fascist is redundant though I think I know why to termed it that way. Lots of people don't know they are the same side of the same coin.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 04, 2014 02:58 PM (15w2J)

48 Dan Snyder hired a gangster, Deshawn Jackson. Now he can sleep at night.

Posted by: redenzo at April 04, 2014 02:58 PM (WCnJW)

49 The joke is so-called funny because it contains the phrase --------- And this goes along with what ace is saying (if he said it in the post I missed it) it's not even funny. It's lazy. It's something a high school student could come up with off the top of his head. And if it was a high school student who said it what would they say?

Posted by: Adam at April 04, 2014 02:58 PM (Aif/5)

50 NOW yer gettin' it!

Posted by: Your Betters at April 04, 2014 02:58 PM (NXg/k)

51 Btw, the Braves have caught heat for their name several times over my lifetime. Also for the "tomahawk chop".

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 04, 2014 02:59 PM (GEICT)

52 erhaps it's because the 'outrage' over the Redskins (and other similar mascots) is simply a false, manufactured controversy by people who have fallen for the progressive belief that they have "a right NOT to be offended"???? ************* Look, it's like the Mozilla CEO. Some people don't have the balls to fight for their beliefs, history, or job. So, lily white college presidents don't care about their sports team's name. Mozilla CEO was too embarassed to say "fuck you, fire me and then I will sue you" Dan Snyder has balls. Ace is the only person in the US giving a good defense of my beloved Redskins. My defense was and is simply: "fuck you PC thugs."

Posted by: joeindc44 at April 04, 2014 02:59 PM (+JbYP)

53 Meanwhile, the Cubs have a Pedophile Bear as a Mascot and nobody says a thing.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2014 02:59 PM (9Rwbt)

54 Just put an icon of a potato, or a peanut, on the side of the Redskins helmets, and all will be forgiven. "They really didn' t mean "Native Americans" in the first place."

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 04, 2014 02:59 PM (8MjqI)

55 "Well, what would you say if someone named his baseball team the New York N*****s, huh?" NWA?

Posted by: --- at April 04, 2014 02:59 PM (lpeyf)

56 I have a thought. Why dont we just treat other people the way we would want to be treated, and when they don't return the favor, we brush it off and go on our way.



Because they never stop.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2014 03:00 PM (d0Dmj)

57 OT, but I just heard on the radio that Mazda recalled some cars because spiders can weave a web in a certain place and cause the fuel tank to crack. WTF?

Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2014 03:00 PM (sdi6R)

58

Free speech? That's for pinche dream-act teenagers-20-something-precious-youths. One little pimple faced bastard told me so. I reminded him that playing "music" (even the popular foul rap crap) on a city bus was not allowed ("...see that picture of a radio with a slash through it courteously placed so even an idiot like you might understand it?..."). "No, Man, I gotta 1st ammendment right to lissen to mah tunes, Man." hissed the hostile weasel faced little bitch. That's who first ammendment rights are for, don't ya know.

 

Cancel my rhumba lessons.

Posted by: Ok, that'll do at April 04, 2014 03:00 PM (uopHF)

59 And by the same logic, the leftists will tell you if drugging and sodomizing a 13 year old girl is rape or merely artistic expression by a genius.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:00 PM (CMkNk)

60 Don't forget that Colbert is a licensed comedian, like Sarah Silverman, and unlike Justine flying to Africa.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 04, 2014 03:00 PM (k8m83)

61 I'll tell you what's racist, fucking BET.

Posted by: No Guilt Whitey at April 04, 2014 03:00 PM (Cs2tJ)

62 Off now to read the post.
Posted by: Mozilla at April 04, 2014 06:54 PM

See you at 07:44 PM, Mozilla.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 04, 2014 03:01 PM (hn5v5)

63 'Straight outta Compton' is a great fucking record.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2014 03:01 PM (9Rwbt)

64 White Liberals also decide what speech is 'acceptable' and what isn't.  Because they know, you see.  They're the referees.  Their semester of philosophy in College has made them the perfect arbiters.

The sad thing is, most Americans don't know about Eich's firing, or only heard that he was a 'homophobe.'

And the GOP?  They're off being positive, which is to say they're stupid and useless.

Why aren't we asking Joe Manchin if he agrees with Eich's firing?  Why aren't we blaring his response to either West Virginians if he agrees, or the far-left hackerama if he doesn't?

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 04, 2014 03:01 PM (uhAkr)

65 All would be forgiven if Dan Snyder renamed the team "the middle class" because the left loves the middle class. Well, except for the 40 million low skilled laborers they imported from the third world to take all their jobs. and the gheys. god, they love the gheys. Probably not the real ones, more like the Will and Grace gays.

Posted by: joeindc44 at April 04, 2014 03:01 PM (+JbYP)

66 46 Let's try it on the Congressional Black Caucus.

Posted by: --- at April 04, 2014 03:01 PM (/09Lu)

67 54 Just put an icon of a potato, or a peanut, on the side of the Redskins helmets, and all will be forgiven. "They really didn' t mean "Native Americans" in the first place." Posted by: bergerbilder at April 04, 2014 06:59 PM (8MjqI) Black people invented the peanut you nasty ass rayciss cracker!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 04, 2014 03:01 PM (oFCZn)

68 All this grievance-mongering is making me...aggrieved.

Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2014 03:01 PM (FWbLS)

69 Ace asks: "Why do White Liberals still dominate Liberal Media?" The slave owners have always been, and will always be, the Progressive fascists. The current particular generation of these wield their whip and cudgel (now constructed of family-destroying Federal dependency dollars, rather than leather and wood) from their seats in front of and behind news cameras, and (for a few more weeks) from the editorial pages of major newspapers. And, like their forebears, they're almost entirely caucasian, elite, and wealthy. --Andrew, @LawSelfDefense

Posted by: Law of Self Defense at April 04, 2014 03:01 PM (8gaTv)

70 So....white liberal privilege?

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at April 04, 2014 03:01 PM (zxrQh)

71 31 not sure if you're joking. Oriental is kind of an odd term for Asians that I file in the same bin as the word 'colored' for black people. To me it just means the person using it is probably over 60.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2014 03:02 PM (OzZJn)

72 51 Btw, the Braves have caught heat for their name several times over my lifetime. Also for the "tomahawk chop". Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 04, 2014 06:59 PM (GEICT) And also for their mascot, Chief Noc-A-Homa.

Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2014 03:02 PM (sdi6R)

73 If anyone wants a fight with this drunken Irishman, I'm over here in my cups prepping for battle.
 
One Val-U-Rite and lemonade at a time.
 
I'm also practicing my Otherism, by identifying various people by their Progressiveness or non status.
 
I just roll that way now. They made the rules, not me.

Posted by: GnuBreed at April 04, 2014 03:02 PM (cHZB7)

74 "OT, but I just heard on the radio that Mazda recalled some cars because spiders can weave a web in a certain place and cause the fuel tank to crack."

Insects are an ever-present risk in systems engineering.

There have been aircraft crashes as a result of mud dauber wasps doing their thing and blocking the pitot tubes. Unreliable airspeed indication results.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 04, 2014 03:02 PM (noWW6)

75 Suey Park went camping with us up at the cabin one time and, to make a long story short, we needed firewood to stay warm and at one point "Chop, Suey" was shouted out. Man that weekend just sucked after that.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 04, 2014 03:02 PM (oFCZn)

76 Also, before I forget: Suey Park? I'd hit it. Those of you who are new may not know that my compass swings to cray-cray - well, you do now!

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 04, 2014 03:02 PM (qyfb5)

77 So, what would an appropriate team name representing homos be? The Mincers? The Fairies? The Carpet Munchers? The Stool Pushers? The Queens? Just curious (that would be The Latents).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:02 PM (CMkNk)

78 Black people invented the peanut you nasty ass rayciss cracker! And some people wonder why they still eat dirt for dinner in Africa.

Posted by: No Guilt Whitey at April 04, 2014 03:02 PM (Cs2tJ)

79 Because they never stop. Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2014 07:00 PM (d0Dmj) But maybe eventually they would if we paid them no mind. They keep squawking because they keep getting the reaction they want. Like children throwing a tantrum in the grocery store.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 04, 2014 03:03 PM (oMKp3)

80 This nation needs a live on TV "Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me, that's total bullshit!" moment. The spell has to be broken.

Posted by: eman at April 04, 2014 03:03 PM (Qr2rh)

81 Ho Lee Fuk, that's a lot of words.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2014 03:03 PM (5UteM)

82 79 This nation needs a live on TV "Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me, that's total bullshit!" moment. The spell has to be broken. Posted by: eman at April 04, 2014 07:03 PM (Qr2rh) The nation is now majority educated in the 60's to present. That will likely not happen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:04 PM (CMkNk)

83 And along with deciding when context and intent matter and when they don't, only White Liberals can truly decide what the intent was of anything a conservative says. White Liberals have decided that conservatives are too stupid to know what they really mean and really intend, so it's up to the White Liberals to parse that out for us.

Posted by: biancaneve at April 04, 2014 03:04 PM (2sR50)

84 I had to give up.

Posted by: Wae Tu Long at April 04, 2014 03:04 PM (9Rwbt)

85 If only I could punch Stephen Colbert in the face and knock sense into 100 million drones.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:05 PM (CMkNk)

86 Siberians are 'asian.' Oriental at least refers more specifically to the Orient. Would they hesitate to use 'occidental?'

Posted by: --- at April 04, 2014 03:05 PM (/09Lu)

87 Suey Park? I'd hit it.

Perfectly understandable.

Posted by: Lorena Bobbit at April 04, 2014 03:06 PM (Dwehj)

88 And also for their mascot, Chief Noc-A-Homa. Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2014 07:02 PM (sdi6R) Even Turner told them to fuck off.

Posted by: Bcochran1981 - Credible Hulk at April 04, 2014 03:06 PM (GEICT)

89 'Celestial' has completely fallen out of use.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2014 03:06 PM (9Rwbt)

90 And the White Liberals also think they will decide who will be first against the Wall when the Revolution comes.

Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 04, 2014 03:06 PM (I6YUj)

91 We'll also decide who the 'white hispanics' are.

Posted by: White Liberal Media ( But I Repeat Myself) at April 04, 2014 03:06 PM (nbGZj)

92 89 And the White Liberals also think they will decide who will be first against the Wall when the Revolution comes. Posted by: Anna Puma (+SmuD) at April 04, 2014 07:06 PM (I6YUj) They may find themselves in that position, baruch hashem.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:07 PM (CMkNk)

93 Another thing that gives rise to this white liberal 'supremacy' over racial matters is the white liberal's pathological need to 'understand' the minutia of minority feelings about racism. Once they feel they grasp such feelings, they are emboldened to dictate to minorities exactly what they are. God save us from their attempts to understand. If we could just treat people like people we'd be off to a great start.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2014 03:07 PM (OzZJn)

94 "Suey Park? I'd hit it. Those of you who are new may not know that my compass swings to cray-cray - well, you do now!" *googles her* Yes, she is cute.

Posted by: Lauren at April 04, 2014 03:08 PM (hFL/3)

95 They use the same tactics as Blacks regarding the f'n n-word. Also, Holder is right. N-word for Christs' sake.

Posted by: nip at April 04, 2014 03:08 PM (jI23+)

96 TARGET https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-41RvvvVUg

Posted by: JOE JACKSON at April 04, 2014 03:08 PM (9Rwbt)

97 They may find themselves in that position, baruch hashem. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 07:07 PM (CMkNk) They WILL find themselves in this position. In fact, the gays will probably be one of the first groups to go. The activist wing anyway. They're being used to destroy society as it exists now because they're natural subversives. Such activities will not be required in utopia.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 04, 2014 03:08 PM (oFCZn)

98 Would they hesitate to use 'occidental?' It depends if they're of Ameridian ancestry.

Posted by: Rideo ridere risi risum at April 04, 2014 03:08 PM (wu/TK)

99 78 But maybe eventually they would if we paid them no mind. They keep squawking because they keep getting the reaction they want. Like children throwing a tantrum in the grocery store. Posted by: grammie winger at April 04, 2014 07:03 PM (oMKp3) I disagree. They are *bullies*. If you pay a bully no mind when he shoves you around, he will continue to do so. It isn't until you beat the living shit out of him that he'll consider leaving you alone.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Solid Gold Diaphragm at April 04, 2014 03:09 PM (bHnlE)

100

70 31 not sure if you're joking. Oriental is kind of an odd term for Asians that I file in the same bin as the word 'colored' for black people. To me it just means the person using it is probably over 60.

 

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2014 07:02 PM (OzZJn) 

 

---------

 

That area of the world was referred to as 'The Orient' for hundreds of years, Yoshi.

 

And it wasn't that long ago...that referring to someone as 'Asian' was considered a racial slur.

 

So some people are still confused by the switch.

 

We shouldn't knock people who are 'over 60'.

Because these are generally the people who also remember what it was like to be Free.

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2014 03:09 PM (FWbLS)

101 The Deadspin article is as offensive as Colbert's joke.

Posted by: Harry Wang at April 04, 2014 03:09 PM (5UteM)

102 The Raging Queens.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 04, 2014 03:09 PM (hn5v5)

103 77 So, what would an appropriate team name representing homos be? The Fabulous Irish?

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 04, 2014 03:10 PM (8MjqI)

104 Our rivals in high school were the Indians... until the PC craze of the 90s hit and they changed it. No one complained about the original name, but someone COULD have been offended, and that was that. Here's what I never understood: You can't go very far in Iowa without running into something named after Native Americans. The county this all took place in? Named after a NA tribe. The big town just down the road from the HS? Named after the same NA tribe. Heck, Iowa itself is named after a NA tribe. It just did Not. Make. Sense

Posted by: pookysgirl at April 04, 2014 03:10 PM (kMnHs)

105 Merovign should look around the HQ and see if we've got some active duty Asians. They know Suey and can pass along your information to her. What? Why are all of you looking at me that way?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 04, 2014 03:10 PM (oFCZn)

106 Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 04, 2014 07:02 PM (qyfb5) Haha, she's not too bad looking (surprisingly).

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2014 03:11 PM (OzZJn)

107 What do the letters NAACP stand for?

Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2014 03:12 PM (FWbLS)

108 >>So, what would an appropriate team name representing homos be?


The Dallas Cowboys.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2014 03:12 PM (5UteM)

109 These links get into the whole Bill O'Reilly insensitive to Asians thing.

First, O'Reilly:
http://reappropriate.co/?p=3023

And, Colbert's response at the time:
http://reappropriate.co/?p=3030

tl;dr:
O'Reilly made some comments that were complimentary of Asians. However, since he was speaking about Asians as a group, he was promoting racial stereotypes (positive stereotypes, but still stereotypes). So, Colbert decided O'Reilly should be mocked - by spouting a bunch of childish and negative Asian stereotypes.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 04, 2014 03:13 PM (IN7k+)

110

ace, there's no meaningful difference between "liberals" and "progressives"

 

If the former is not aware of the depradations of the latter, then they are just as vile, and useless.

 

Besides which, how long has it been (decades?) since any significant view or agenda item termed "liberal" has been anything other than stupid, unconstitutional, racist, authoritarian, fascistic, insane, or a mixture? 

 

So "liberal" gets applied to the people who don't seem quite as uninformed, quite as stupid, quite as alien, quite as racist, quite as authoritarian - or who, ya know, are "nice" people.  Relatives.  Co-workers.  I'm sure many are nice.  But their idiocy and alien (un-American) instincts are ruining the country and hurting the world.  So - not "nice".  "Nice intelligent" people whose ignorance, laziness, bigotry, and stupidity are harming me and the world are a problem, not fellow citizens or humans I give a damn about (in any sense). 

 

 

 

 

 

Posted by: non-purist at April 04, 2014 03:13 PM (afQnV)

111 Snyder should just cave and go with the Washington Fascists.

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 04, 2014 03:13 PM (H4aQb)

112 The Fabulous Irish?
Charlie Brown's Dildos

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 04, 2014 03:13 PM (hn5v5)

113 99 And it wasn't that long ago...that referring to someone as 'Asian' was considered a racial slur. Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2014 07:09 PM (FWbLS) In the UK, it's still considered acceptable. The things you learn from watching Guru Larry videos...

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Solid Gold Diaphragm at April 04, 2014 03:13 PM (bHnlE)

114 So, what would an appropriate team name representing homos be? I have no idea, but I know Jay Cutler would be their QB.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2014 03:14 PM (9Rwbt)

115 White Christian Conservative Men

Posted by: White Liberal Media Unanimously Agree Who Is RAAAAACIST! at April 04, 2014 03:14 PM (nbGZj)

116 So, what would an appropriate team name representing homos be?

The Brooklyn Nets?

Posted by: tu3031 at April 04, 2014 03:14 PM (nsQhi)

117 Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2014 07:09 PM (FWbLS) I'm not really knocking them. For the reason in your post it's understandable why they would use that term. It's just a little quaint, like some other lingo from before 1960.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2014 03:14 PM (OzZJn)

118 For the love of God the man has been dead now for almost 69 years already. Can we please leave Hitler alone? The man accomplished more with one nut that FDR, Stalin and Churchill did with 6. Now Fat Herman, fuck him. As far as Koreans, when the GI's saved their asses in 1950 they ran around and would point at themselves and say "MyGuk" which in their land meant "Korean". So the GI's started calling them Gooks. Not "Rayciss", just shorter.

Posted by: IrishEd at April 04, 2014 03:14 PM (bfm04)

119

103... Heck, Iowa itself is named after a NA tribe.

 

Posted by: pookysgirl 

 

--------

 

Oklahoma means "Land of the Red Man".

Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2014 03:14 PM (FWbLS)

120 The Packers .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 04, 2014 03:14 PM (XWw96)

121 And the Asians? Why they can make a wristwatch out of chopsticks!

Posted by: Reggie White at April 04, 2014 03:15 PM (Dwehj)

122 Posted by: IrishEd at April 04, 2014 07:14 PM (bfm04) Ummm, what? "Accomplished"????

Posted by: grammie winger at April 04, 2014 03:15 PM (oMKp3)

123 i had a member of the aggrieved class get mad at me in the checkout line the other day, because i made fun of her using her EBT card to buy expensive cookies & breath mints. (yes, they were stylishly dressed and everyone had a smart phone, even the 10year old)

of course, it went downhill, and she tossed off what she thought was the parting shot as she reached the door, when she yelled "White Trash" at me...

i replied with "Racist!!!", and everyone turned to witness her confusion at being on the receiving end of that little bon mot...

%-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 04, 2014 03:16 PM (q+fqH)

124 Are you seriously touting Hitler's accomplishments?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 04, 2014 03:17 PM (oMKp3)

125 I think some of you don't really understand my culture. I think I need to clarify to avoid misunderstanding. When I say "I'd hit it," I actually mean she is a very attractive young lady with whom I would love to spend a romantic evening, perhaps a well-cooked meal and a little relaxation together, sharing company in the way that people do when they are interested in each other, and then I'd hit that like the eventual and inevitable collision of the Milky Way and Andromeda Galaxies.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 04, 2014 03:17 PM (qyfb5)

126 Methinks White Liberals have entirely too much time on their hands....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth (@Teresa_Koch) at April 04, 2014 03:17 PM (PZ6/M)

127 123 Are you seriously touting Hitler's accomplishments? Posted by: grammie winger


He did pass universal health care.

Posted by: Me Hung Lo at April 04, 2014 03:18 PM (5UteM)

128 So what would be the appropriate name representing homos be? The Flaming GheyStapo?

Posted by: Un-Declared White RAAAAACIST Homophobe at April 04, 2014 03:18 PM (nbGZj)

129 Too bad the Oilers aren't still a team .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 04, 2014 03:18 PM (XWw96)

130 Posted by: grammie winger at April 04, 2014 07:17 PM (oMKp3) A post like this always brings the Stormfront crowd, I guess.

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2014 03:18 PM (OzZJn)

131 117 Posted by: IrishEd at April 04, 2014 07:14 PM (bfm04) Ed. I think you should tone that down.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:18 PM (CMkNk)

132 Also, Plus B, and next,

The U.S. military pays respect to indigenous Americans by naming deadly weapons systems for them.  Apache, Chinook, Tomahawk.

And I have served with some, and they are hard.

Posted by: bob [codename: Sayuri] at April 04, 2014 03:19 PM (idV0k)

133 "White Liberals Will Tell Us Who The Racists Are"


Yes, I've been told now for years I am a racist.  I am a racist because I oppose Obama's policies.  I am a racist because I think the ACA is bad for the country.  I am a racist because I woke up this morning.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 04, 2014 03:19 PM (GrtrJ)

134 129 Too bad the Oilers aren't still a team . Posted by: Bill D. Cat at April 04, 2014 07:18 PM (XWw96) The Moilers on the other handÂ…

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:19 PM (CMkNk)

135 National
Association for the
Annihilation of
Conservative
People

Posted by: All the touchy-feely training you got at work at April 04, 2014 03:19 PM (82lr7)

136 The Browns has gay connotations.

Posted by: Mi T. Dong at April 04, 2014 03:19 PM (5UteM)

137 He did pass universal health care.

and got the trains to run on time... no wonder this administration apes so many of his ideas.

8-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 04, 2014 03:19 PM (q+fqH)

138 If Colbert is mocking "racial insensitivity" and not actual racism, then he's failed by his own standards. Even if you excuse his "joke" for its intent, it's still insensitive.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 04, 2014 03:20 PM (T0NGe)

139 136 The Browns has gay connotations. Posted by: Mi T. Dong at April 04, 2014 07:19 PM (5UteM) A faggot means bundle of sticks, i.e. "fascis."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:20 PM (CMkNk)

140 when someone names a team the "Vikings," they mean it a positive way. They are speaking of the fury of the Northmen -- and not, for example, their propensity to rape and reduce much of Europe to a constant Twilight in which civilization could never advance too far before being pillaged and raped into rubble. They threw a great Number 6 dance though.

Posted by: Taggart at April 04, 2014 03:21 PM (8ZskC)

141 Suey Park needs to know her place. She is the Left's pet-victim-shield. Same goes for queers and blacks.

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 04, 2014 03:21 PM (VlefE)

142 BTW: for the record, i am NOT racist.

i hate everyone, but individually, for their personal shortcomings... ;-)

Posted by: redc1c4 at April 04, 2014 03:21 PM (q+fqH)

143 OT, but I just heard on the radio that Mazda recalled some cars because spiders can weave a web in a certain place and cause the fuel tank to crack. WTF? Fuck you one-eye.

Posted by: Lolth, Demon Queen of Spiders at April 04, 2014 03:21 PM (WX3R9)

144 Colbert's schtick is to isolate and mock people for their views.

He deserves everything he gets and a whole lot more.

Let leftist rage embrace leftists.

Posted by: StubbleSpark at April 04, 2014 03:21 PM (m81NZ)

145 Theattle Theahawkth.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 04, 2014 03:21 PM (8MjqI)

146 "In order to bring my team to reflect today's values, my team will now be called the Washington Mau-Maus."

Posted by: Future Dan Snyder at April 04, 2014 03:22 PM (nbGZj)

147 Well, Franklin & Marshall College ARE the "Diplomats."

Posted by: AmishDude at April 04, 2014 03:22 PM (T0NGe)

148 146 Theattle Theahawkth. Posted by: bergerbilder at April 04, 2014 07:21 PM (8MjqI) Thufferin' Thucketash!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:22 PM (CMkNk)

149 Which accomplishment do you like better, Ed? The murder of 6 million Jews or the attempt to starve or enslave 40 million Russians?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 04, 2014 03:22 PM (8ZskC)

150 Suey Park spent her entire live buying into to the progressive agenda on non-discrimination, multiculturalism and tolerance. I watched that Huff Po thing and I said at the time she was right to go after that guy. She's just now realizing that progressives meant that their agenda should only apply to the others (conservatives) and that any progressive in good standing gets a pass.  

Posted by: lowandslow at April 04, 2014 03:22 PM (IV4od)

151 Posted by: Reggie White at April 04, 2014 07:15 PM (Dwehj)


****************************


I had completely forgotten about his little un-PC speech. What a treat.  Offended everybody in the process of complimenting them.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 04, 2014 03:23 PM (HubSo)

152 Second look at Hitler?

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 04, 2014 03:23 PM (VlefE)

153 Lest we forget the Mau-Mauing of St. John's University, being forced to change the name of their team from the Redmen to the Red Storm. And Redmen had absolutely NOTHING to do with the damn Indians!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:24 PM (CMkNk)

154 "We shouldn't knock people who are 'over 60'. Because these are generally the people who also remember what it was like to be Free."

Not too big on sweeping generational categorizations.

I know a couple of over-sixty types who are utter moonbat lunatic lefties.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 04, 2014 03:24 PM (noWW6)

155 Merovign,

I hope you don't have to wait that long.

The Milky Way - Andromeda thing.

Posted by: bob [codename: Sayuri] at April 04, 2014 03:24 PM (idV0k)

156 153 Second look at Hitler? Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 04, 2014 07:23 PM (VlefE) In what regard, Prince Mishkin?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:24 PM (CMkNk)

157 I wonder if performing a Dirty Sanchez on Suey Park is racist?

Posted by: Ti Wun On at April 04, 2014 03:24 PM (5UteM)

158 torquewrench- THAT is something I have never thought about.  I could never figure out why tech was so progressive.  They are White and predominantly Male

Posted by: The soft part of zero at April 04, 2014 03:24 PM (mbi6/)

159 I know a couple of over-sixty types who are utter moonbat lunatic lefties. There's a bunch of 'em in Congress.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2014 03:25 PM (NtHdR)

160 Prince who??

Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 04, 2014 03:25 PM (VlefE)

161 I'm really bothered by Irish Ed's statement. I wish he would explain. Perhaps I'm missing something here.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 04, 2014 03:25 PM (oMKp3)

162 If I called for the HQ to band IrishEd, would that make me as bad as Mozilla?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:25 PM (CMkNk)

163 In addition to sounding like admiration of a horrifying dictator, that comparison was just factually wrong. Stalin *way* the fuck outscored Hitler on Dictator Monthly's "All-Time Most Horribleriffic Dictators" chart.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 04, 2014 03:25 PM (qyfb5)

164

116 Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2014 07:09 PM (FWbLS)

 

I'm not really knocking them. For the reason in your post it's understandable why they would use that term. It's just a little quaint, like some other lingo from before 1960.

 

Posted by: Yoshi, Aggrieved Victim of the White Man at April 04, 2014 07:14 PM (OzZJn) 

 

------------

 

At the rate these things are changing...everything we're saying now, will be considered 'quaint' in 20 years.

 

And the NAACP still uses the word 'colored' in the name of their organization.

But if we call them 'quaint'...then I'm sure that's somehow "Racist!"

 

It's all so very confusing.

 

Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2014 03:26 PM (FWbLS)

165 Well. That went downhill fast.

Posted by: Wyatt's Torch at April 04, 2014 03:26 PM (zxrQh)

166 Leave Hitler alone! Leave him alone!!! *sobs*

Posted by: Chris Crocker at April 04, 2014 03:26 PM (bHnlE)

167 >>>138 If Colbert is mocking "racial insensitivity" and not actual racism, then he's failed by his own standards. Even if you excuse his "joke" for its intent, it's still insensitive. ... yeah and the sneaky little secret about this type of joke is that even though your target is racial insensitivity, you are still relying on the shock value of the racially insensitive words for laughs. Colbert's audience was half laughing just at "Ching Chong Ding Dong," not at the "satirical" intent.

Posted by: ace at April 04, 2014 03:26 PM (/FnUH)

168 I know a couple of over-sixty types who are utter moonbat lunatic lefties. They still know what itÂ’s like to be free. They just want make sure their kids donÂ’t.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 04, 2014 03:26 PM (WX3R9)

169 161 Prince who?? Posted by: Soothsayer, corn bread assassin at April 04, 2014 07:25 PM (VlefE) I'm referencing a line from The Producers. But I'm still curious about your remark.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:26 PM (CMkNk)

170 Be careful if you note Stalin's successes...

Posted by: Perpetual Revolution of witchhunts at April 04, 2014 03:27 PM (wu/TK)

171 I thought IrishEd was kidding but who knows I could be wrong.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 04, 2014 03:27 PM (oFCZn)

172 Colbert's schtick is to isolate and mock people for their views.  He deserves everything he gets and a whole lot more.  Let leftist rage embrace leftists.

***

This.  When the left is eating itself, get out of the way and enjoy the show.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 04, 2014 03:27 PM (cKsqM)

173

Ace, you're good, but you're no Ronan Farrow. He's won awards n' shit.

Posted by: mc at April 04, 2014 03:27 PM (lrfmC)

174 164 Stalin *way* the fuck outscored Hitler on Dictator Monthly's "All-Time Most Horribleriffic Dictators" chart. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 04, 2014 07:25 PM (qyfb5) Like Colbert, he gets a pass because he's a fellow traveler.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:28 PM (CMkNk)

175 Well in the new Captain America, Hydra is back, although the person around who they rally around in not who you expect, Stan Lee was a big liberal, so it's no big surprise, although the Russians were the big villains in the original Winter Soldier series,

Posted by: Corolianus Snow at April 04, 2014 03:28 PM (Jsiw/)

176 *walks in* *Enjoys Ace's post on the Whiter-than-Thou left* *reads comments* *backs out slowly*

Posted by: CAC at April 04, 2014 03:28 PM (E7Pr/)

177 174 Ace, you're good, but you're no Ronan Farrow. He's won awards n' shit. Posted by: mc at April 04, 2014 07:27 PM (lrfmC) Excuse me, but did you not know that AOSHQ is Award-Winning ™????

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:29 PM (CMkNk)

178 Leftists have devalued the term "racism" so much that I now assign it a value of zero. It is just a word they use to attack people.

Races exist. This is a fact. The members of one racial group have common characteristics that distinguish them from members of other racial groups. This is also a fact. Noticing that a group exists, stating that those differences exist does not imply HATRED for the group.

It's gotten to the point that saying, "I admire X. They are so good with Y," gets you labeled a "bigot" and a "racist", fired from your job and expelled from society. It is fucking insane. It is denial of reality. I reject it.

Posted by: whoever at April 04, 2014 03:29 PM (pjMym)

179 Yes, I've been told now for years I am a racist. I am a racist because I oppose Obama's policies. I am a racist because I think the ACA is bad for the country. I am a racist because I woke up this morning. Posted by: DangerGirl at April 04, 2014 07:19 PM (GrtrJ) The Original Sin of the Church of Liberal Progressive Fundamentalism.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at April 04, 2014 03:29 PM (9mcPX)

180 Oh hey! Dictator talk!

Posted by: Chairman Mao at April 04, 2014 03:29 PM (oFCZn)

181 I hope you don't have to wait that long. The Milky Way - Andromeda thing. Posted by: bob [codename: Sayuri] at April 04, 2014 07:24 PM (idV0k) fnord (idV0k) It's only four billion years. I'll take a nap.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 04, 2014 03:29 PM (qyfb5)

182 131 117 Posted by: IrishEd at April 04, 2014 07:14 PM (bfm04) Ed. I think you should tone that down. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 07:18 PM (CMkNk) Iris he'd is channeling marge schott apparently. I think others could confirm that this isn't the first time this stormfronter has gotten all pissy about the negative view of his idol der führer.

Posted by: Buzzion at April 04, 2014 03:30 PM (G6rzm)

183 >>>ace, there's no meaningful difference between "liberals" and "progressives" If the former is not aware of the depradations of the latter, then they are just as vile, and useless. ... I believe you are right but it is my ambitious to wake former liberals -- who still mistakenly think of themselves as "liberal" -- to how much they have sold out to the totalitarian left for political power. And make them confront that, and choose to act as they claim to believe or just confess to being another socialist brownshirt.

Posted by: ace at April 04, 2014 03:30 PM (/FnUH)

184 *walks in* *Enjoys Ace's post on the Whiter-than-Thou left* *reads comments* *backs out slowly* Posted by: CAC Wise.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 04, 2014 03:30 PM (d0Dmj)

185 Colbert is a stupid jackalope, he deserves everything he gets,

Posted by: Corolianus Snow at April 04, 2014 03:30 PM (Jsiw/)

186 I'm reminded of the Norm MacDonald joke about the Cleveland Indians getting crap for their racist nickname. "The team has decided to change their name to the Cleveland Drunken Indians. Seems worse, in a way."

Posted by: gewa76 at April 04, 2014 03:30 PM (k8m83)

187 Stan Lee was a big liberal, so it's no big surprise, although the Russians were the big villains in the original Winter Soldier series,

***

But again, yesterday's liberals are not the same as today's totalitarian statist lefties.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 04, 2014 03:30 PM (cKsqM)

188 "I could never figure out why tech was so progressive."

Well, really, frankly, they're not "progressive" insofar as how those tech businesses are run. They make a big show of claiming "progressive" beliefs and backing "progressive" candidates.

But ask them to manage their businesses in a way consistent with those professed beliefs, and the lame excuses start up right quick.

It does become galling to be lectured to by liberal politicians about the need for more affirmative-action racial quotas in hiring, when those pols are backed by Silicon Valley execs who insist that their own firms be able to practice strictly meritocratic hiring and promotion.

Don't get me wrong. I like strictly meritocratic hiring and promotion. It should be the rule everywhere. It's just hugely hypocritical for these tech firms to push politically for racial-quota hiring everywhere but in their own employee ranks.

Posted by: torquewrench at April 04, 2014 03:31 PM (noWW6)

189 Hitler just hung around with the wrong crowd. Parents, remember this when your younguns complain about you choosing their freinds.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 04, 2014 03:31 PM (8MjqI)

190 Hitler gets a bad rap; he didn't do anything we wouldn't have done if we had unlimited power and a bad brain.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2014 03:31 PM (5UteM)

191

64 - Probably not the real ones, more like the Will and Grace gays.

 

Will and Grace? You mean Fag and Hag?

 

Posted by: Ok, that'll do at April 04, 2014 03:31 PM (uopHF)

192 UMASS used to be the Redmen. Major hand wringing over that. So they gave the hand wringers what they want. Changed it to Minutemen. So they've been bitching about that since it happened because...HE'S AN ANGRY WHITE MAN WITH A GUN!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at April 04, 2014 03:32 PM (nsQhi)

193 185 Posted by: ace at April 04, 2014 07:30 PM (/FnUH) I always considered actual classical liberalism as conservatism. Liberal over the past couple decades has become an epithet. Or at least it was until we all are now the verbrecher untermenschen

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:32 PM (CMkNk)

194 Here in So Cal, Compton High School which is mostly black, calls their teams the Tarbabes. Not once has anyone said boo about it. I've always kinda wondered about that.

Posted by: Beer Ninja at April 04, 2014 03:32 PM (598AG)

195 Bravo, Ace

Posted by: the Outsiders at April 04, 2014 03:32 PM (Skphy)

196 In a way, Hitler was Naziism's first victim.

Posted by: Guy Who Doesn't Understand Why Hitler Still Gets a Bad Rap at April 04, 2014 03:32 PM (/FnUH)

197 Just like their economic belief that wealth is a closed loop with winners only winning by taking from someone else, leftists are apparently applying this philosophy to victimhood as well. the cookie jar is suddenly full of hands and no cookies.

Posted by: mc at April 04, 2014 03:33 PM (lrfmC)

198 187 Colbert is a stupid jackalope, he deserves everything he gets, SPECIESIST!

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at April 04, 2014 03:33 PM (H4aQb)

199 Good post Ace... also it goes beyond racism and speech. Example David Gregory was not prosecuted for the 30 round clip because of his "intent" ...

Posted by: E.T. at April 04, 2014 03:33 PM (uGlk8)

200 193 Will and Grace? You mean Fag and Hag? Posted by: Ok, that'll do at April 04, 2014 07:31 PM (uopHF) Always had a thing for Debra Messing. Hottie ginger.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:33 PM (CMkNk)

201 198 In a way, Hitler was Naziism's first victim. Posted by: Guy Who Doesn't Understand Why Hitler Still Gets a Bad Rap at April 04, 2014 07:32 PM (/FnUH) I'm not a madame. I'm a con-cee-oyje!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:34 PM (CMkNk)

202 Why don't the Irish care about the name, "Fighting Irish?" Really, why aren't they offended? I'm Irish and it makes me laugh. When I hear the term I actually think of drunk Irish people in a bar going at it.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 04, 2014 03:34 PM (A98Xu)

203

Colbert ish ashole.  No funny

Posted by: Ho Lee Fuk at April 04, 2014 03:34 PM (jucos)

204 You can still get away with ridiculing Asians for whatever reason. Colbert was relying on that, and has mostly gotten it. This Park girl is just getting to learn about the inherent hypocrisy of the Leftists. She'll either wake up and break right, or become some sort of Nationalist Socialist. I'd bet on the later.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 04, 2014 03:34 PM (3a584)

205 White liberals are usually the most racist and do it with great condensation.

Posted by: commentorior at April 04, 2014 03:35 PM (pi3LI)

206 I think Hitler just got bad economic advice and it steamrolled from there.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2014 03:35 PM (5UteM)

207 >>I believe you are right but it is my ambitious to wake former liberals -- who still mistakenly think of themselves as "liberal" -- to how much they have sold out to the totalitarian left for political power.

They didn't sell out. They became the totalitarian left. The holier-than-thou game spirals on until what used to be harmless-looking (to us) classical liberals are today's cultists trying to raise R'lyeh. You don't reason with these people, they certainly don't care what you think the word "liberal" means.

Posted by: kartoffel at April 04, 2014 03:35 PM (sWwJZ)

208 Ferguson, mentioned earlier, is hilarious in an eccentric way, of course they won't pick him to replace Letterman, he's too blue collar, not hip enough,

Posted by: Corolianus Snow at April 04, 2014 03:35 PM (Jsiw/)

209 thought IrishEd was kidding but who knows I could be wrong. -------- It's not the first time he's said that.

Posted by: Adam at April 04, 2014 03:35 PM (Aif/5)

210 >>>Really, why aren't they offended? I'm Irish and it makes me laugh. When I hear the term I actually think of drunk Irish people in a bar going at it. yeah you know as I was writing that, I began by saying "Obviously there's nothing ethnically demeaning about 'Fighting Irish'" and then halfway through I realized, "Oh man, there really is." Because the Irish aren't known for being WARRIORS. They're known for being DRUNKEN BRAWLERS. Big, big difference.

Posted by: ace at April 04, 2014 03:35 PM (/FnUH)

211

Debra Messing.... an apt descriptor of what I do.... IN MY PANTS!

 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 04, 2014 03:35 PM (jucos)

212

185...it is my ambition to wake former liberals -- who still mistakenly think of themselves as "liberal" -- to how much they have sold out to the totalitarian left for political power.

 

And make them confront that, and choose to act as they claim to believe or just confess to being another socialist brownshirt.
 

 

Posted by: ace at April 04, 2014 07:30 PM (/FnUH) 

 

--------

 

Well you may have to explain to them what a 'socialist brownshirt' *is*, Ace.

 

And why that is something that they shouldn't want to be.

Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2014 03:36 PM (FWbLS)

213 Folks who do not get Left v. non-Left do not get it.

For Ace not to get it is why we are losing.

"Liberals" has no present meaning, except to the extent a mind is trapped.

A brilliant mind like Ace's is trapped. 

We are losing.

Posted by: Tonawanda at April 04, 2014 03:36 PM (mE1l+)

214 Is "bohunk" still okay? I'd use it more except that there aren't that many around.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 04, 2014 03:36 PM (8ZskC)

215 "HE'S AN ANGRY WHITE MAN WITH A GUN!!!" Ha. That reminds me of something that happened today. I was doing school with my daughter, who's 5. One of her lessons come from a series of logic building books from the 70s. Today's lesson involved rhyming. Do these rhyme? *picture of the sun* *picture of gun* No way that would be acceptable in any school setting today. IT was a scary assault revolver too.

Posted by: Lauren at April 04, 2014 03:36 PM (hFL/3)

216 Progressives were responsible for Jim Crow. The Negro race could only progress in steps, as tney did not have the cultural background to civilized all at once.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 04, 2014 03:36 PM (8MjqI)

217 191 Hitler just hung around with the wrong crowd. Parents, remember this when your younguns complain about you choosing their freinds. Posted by: bergerbilder at April 04, 2014 07:31 PM (8MjqI) He did. Artists.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 04, 2014 03:36 PM (oFCZn)

218 It's just hugely hypocritical for these tech firms to push politically for racial-quota hiring everywhere but in their own employee ranks.

this is why thy over compensate I think

Posted by: Whatever my name was at April 04, 2014 03:37 PM (mbi6/)

219 Spike Lee has (in)famously stated that black people can not be racist, because, and I quote, "Racism is an institution."

But of course, like all leftists he believes that words mean whatever he wants them to mean.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 04, 2014 03:37 PM (cKsqM)

220 My grade school was the Titans, high school the Pioneers ( guy with a gun and a coonskin cap), college was the Musketeers ( guy with a gun and a tri-corn hat). Got to the Army, our training Battalion was the Dragons. Sigh.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2014 03:37 PM (ZshNr)

221 117: Yeeaahhhh!! A Moby. Didn't know those were still around.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 04, 2014 03:38 PM (15w2J)

222 Because the Irish aren't known for being WARRIORS.
They're known for being DRUNKEN BRAWLERS.
Big, big difference.
Posted by: ace at April 04, 2014 07:35 PM (/FnUH)



I don't know, I think both are pretty awesome.

Posted by: mugiwara at April 04, 2014 03:38 PM (3a584)

223 He did. Artists. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 04, 2014 07:36 PM (oFCZn) Hey, screw you!

Posted by: CAC, Levitated Mass Enthusiast at April 04, 2014 03:38 PM (E7Pr/)

224 Colbert is about the least funny person on TV

Posted by: The Jackhole at April 04, 2014 03:39 PM (nTgAI)

225 I think what's going on is that the militant homosexuals and angry minorities are being used as cannon fodder by the Communists, to drive wedges into American society. Besides the speech codes and campaigns of intimidation, consider also the strangling of our economy with regulations, the dumbing down of our educational system, environmentalism used to make people feel guilty about having a good standard of living, efforts by the entertainment industry to erode our morals, and PC policies intended to destroy the morale of our military. All of these different strategies and tactics point to one goal: the destruction of American society, possibly including the breakup of the American nation itself. Look closer, and you'll find the Communists behind all of it.

Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2014 03:39 PM (sdi6R)

226 the cookie jar is suddenly full of hands and no cookies. Posted by: mc at April 04, 2014 07:33 PM (lrfmC) That's, when the fun starts. Enjoy, POS leftists.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at April 04, 2014 03:39 PM (9mcPX)

227 Hitler buys a suit that doesn't fit from a guy named Hans Joo, he remarks we need to something about this Joo problem and then things spiraled out of control. It could have happened to anyone.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2014 03:39 PM (5UteM)

228 164 In addition to sounding like admiration of a horrifying dictator, that comparison was just factually wrong.

Stalin *way* the fuck outscored Hitler on Dictator Monthly's "All-Time Most Horribleriffic Dictators" chart.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 04, 2014 07:25 PM (qyfb5)

++++

You gotta take into account longevity, though. It took Stalin 30 years to do his damage, whereas Hitler had only 10 years to do his dirty deeds. I mean, if you care at all about how quickly a dictator is able to accomplish his evil, you have to give Hitler some bonus points.


Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 04, 2014 03:39 PM (IN7k+)

229 Grenadiers invented grenadine, or so I heard. True story.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 04, 2014 03:40 PM (H4aQb)

230 I guess I just never ran into anyone who publicly admired Hitler's "accomplishments" before. I'm flabbergasted. And a little sick.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 04, 2014 03:40 PM (oMKp3)

231 A couple of hundred Irish in the IRA kept the British Army jammed up in Northern Ireland for decades. The Irish know how to fight.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 04, 2014 03:40 PM (oFCZn)

232 "Because the Irish aren't known for being WARRIORS. They're known for being DRUNKEN BRAWLERS. Big, big difference. " But we're tough. And that's what really matters, right?

Posted by: Lauren at April 04, 2014 03:40 PM (hFL/3)

233 Pointing out that team names are beloved is important. People say, "my Redskins," and "the Redskins are my team." "Even when they lose, I love the Redskins." There isn't any mockery, or hatred or denigration involved.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 04, 2014 03:40 PM (A98Xu)

234 too bad they can't both lose. I would not defend Ms. Park since I disagree with the very core of her argument -- that she has a right not to be offended. Regardless of whether she has a point about the left, she is wrong headed and her ideas are dangerous. They need to be killed.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 04, 2014 03:41 PM (LWu6U)

235 Because the Irish aren't known for being WARRIORS.


Ahem.

Posted by: Cú Chulainn at April 04, 2014 03:41 PM (2DunM)

236 Stalin got a mausoleum and my skull wound up in someone's desk drawer at the Kremlin. What's fair about that?

Posted by: Zombie A. Hitler at April 04, 2014 03:41 PM (8ZskC)

237 Grammie Winger, I'm guessing he's a Moby.

Posted by: Lauren at April 04, 2014 03:41 PM (hFL/3)

238 Maybe Irish kids fight more as kids, adolescents, that's probably true, at least where I grew up. But by adulthood it's usually more just bullshitting and reminiscing and playing up to the type. Minus the few I know through family who have been banned from softball/basketball leagues for excessive fighting. Some of these leagues are Over-50, Over-60, etc.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2014 03:42 PM (ZshNr)

239 i think there are clear differences with Liberal and the Left. Hitchens? Van Jones?

Posted by: willow at April 04, 2014 03:42 PM (nqBYe)

240 Colbert is about the least funny person on TV

***

Probably true, but only because Bill Maher occasionally remembers when he used to be a comedian.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 04, 2014 03:42 PM (cKsqM)

241 Look closer, and you'll find the Communists behind all of it. Posted by: rickl at April 04, 2014 07:39 PM (sdi6R) Yuri Bezmenov! Paging Yuri Bezmenov!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 04, 2014 03:42 PM (oFCZn)

242 Hitler began with such promise, such potential. A strong voice for a downtrodden people; a sharp haircut; and a unique, bold mustache. Hitler was an inspiration to his countrymen and filled their dark days with hopes of a better future. Ten years later, Hitler's policies are failing. Hope has turned into disaster.

Posted by: Peggy Noonan, 1943 at April 04, 2014 03:43 PM (VlefE)

243 221 Posted by: cool arrow at April 04, 2014 07:37 PM (cKsqM) Spike Lee is a tumor on society and civil discourse. The theory of black liberation theology gives his "brothers" a pass for every form of anti social behavior and racism because they were and will perpetually be victims. My retort is that you can't be human if you can't be prone to human emotions and foibles. Meh. Fuck him to hell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:43 PM (CMkNk)

244 Stalin got a mausoleum and my skull wound up in someone's desk drawer at the Kremlin. What's fair about that? -------- Ha! Even I got better than that in the end.

Posted by: Zombie Benito at April 04, 2014 03:43 PM (Aif/5)

245 Put up yer dukes, ya fookin' yobbo!

Posted by: Drunken Papist what reeks of cabbage at April 04, 2014 03:43 PM (oJUxt)

246 207?

Posted by: commentorior ?

Yeah, that^ I grew up on an Island off the GA coast- 3,000 people, a third black. The most racist white folks I know are liberals or people who never worked with the black folks.

Posted by: backhoe at April 04, 2014 03:43 PM (ULH4o)

247 Bill Maher is almost as funny as Chris Christie.

Posted by: Ann Coulter at April 04, 2014 03:43 PM (H4aQb)

248 Posted by: Peggy Noonan, 1943 at April 04, 2014 07:43 PM (VlefE) *golf clap*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 04, 2014 03:44 PM (8ZskC)

249 244 Posted by: Peggy Noonan, 1943 at April 04, 2014 07:43 PM (VlefE) If only he weren't unitesticular...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:44 PM (CMkNk)

250 Is is too soon to tell Holocaust jokes?

Posted by: Johnny Hitler, Stand-Up Comedian at April 04, 2014 03:44 PM (5UteM)

251 but when i think there are great issue between Liberals and the left now in control, is the silence at the tactics being used by the Left by Most Liberals, not all dershowitz?

Posted by: willow at April 04, 2014 03:44 PM (nqBYe)

252 Me and my brother fought over Atari cartridges like our great- great uncles fought over potato peels.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2014 03:45 PM (ZshNr)

253 Posted by: Peggy Noonan, 1943 at April 04, 2014 07:43 PM (VlefE)

Well played

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 04, 2014 03:45 PM (jucos)

254 195 185 Posted by: ace at April 04, 2014 07:30 PM (/FnUH)

I always considered actual classical liberalism as conservatism.

Liberal over the past couple decades has become an epithet. Or at least it was until we all are now the verbrecher untermenschen

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 07:32 PM (CMkNk)

++++

The whole reason the left took over the "liberal" label is that they had so damaged the "progressive" one. Even the LIVs started to recognize how destructive the progressives were, so the renamed themselves as liberals. Changing their policies to something that people could support did not occur to them.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 04, 2014 03:45 PM (IN7k+)

255 239 Grammie Winger, I'm guessing he's a Moby. Posted by: Lauren at April 04, 2014 07:41 PM (hFL/3) What's a Moby? Is that like a whale troll?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:45 PM (CMkNk)

256 Well I'm thinking Hitler probably had sharp creases on his pants. Like fucking razors.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 04, 2014 03:45 PM (oFCZn)

257 Thus the large number of teams named after great cats, and bears, Da BEARS!!!!!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 04, 2014 03:45 PM (U3OzJ)

258 >> They're known for being DRUNKEN BRAWLERS. They are know for being people you do not fuck with.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at April 04, 2014 03:45 PM (LWu6U)

259 Merovign, i bingd her, and she is pretty. so should we write a resume? we'll have to leave out your sorta conservative though, or will scare her off.

Posted by: willow at April 04, 2014 03:47 PM (nqBYe)

260 The talking heads today came to a consensus that a female *must* replace him, with Ellen the DeGenerous as the first nominee. Second place was Tina Fey, who actually is funny and did a fair job of comically punching both sides in 30 Rock. So expect Ellen the DeGenerous to get the position. Then fail. Heroic. Epic. FML Fail. Posted by: Ugg Boots at April 04, 2014 07:45 PM (oGrEy) Holy shit! Just last night I was thinking about this and thought, "They'll push for Ellen because female lesbian." They're so predictable.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 04, 2014 03:47 PM (oFCZn)

261 Second place was Tina Fey, who actually is funny

***

Is she?  Is she really?  I couldn't fucking stand her on SNL.  She always looked so goddamned pleased with herself.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 04, 2014 03:47 PM (cKsqM)

262 252 Is is too soon to tell Holocaust jokes? Posted by: Johnny Hitler, Stand-Up Comedian at April 04, 2014 07:44 PM (5UteM) Will. Not. Even. Go. There. EVER.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:47 PM (CMkNk)

263

227:Look closer, and you'll find the Communists behind all of it.


Same for the Peace Movement of the 60s-70s-80s. The KGB happily used them.

Posted by: puddleglum at April 04, 2014 03:47 PM (15w2J)

264 Female lesbian meaning not to be confused with transgender lesbian. I denounce myself.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at April 04, 2014 03:47 PM (oFCZn)

265 If you think I am going to stand by silently and do nothing you are mistaken. I am going to stand by silently and pretend to be trapped inside an invisible box.

Posted by: S. Muldoon, president United Mime Workers local #555 at April 04, 2014 03:47 PM (g4TxM)

266 I love this.  Great post, Ace.

Posted by: arrmatey at April 04, 2014 03:48 PM (3NOVJ)

267 "What's a Moby? Is that like a whale troll?" Remember the musician Moby? He was famous for about 10 minutes in the early 2000's I think. Anyway, he said that liberals should go online and pretend to be conservatives, but say the most hateful and awful things possible to make conservatives look bad. Thus, when someone comes on and is all "I love Hitler!" it's a good bet that they're a liberal troll.

Posted by: Lauren at April 04, 2014 03:48 PM (hFL/3)

268 Bill Maher is the bizarro Dennis Miller. A moronic Lefty who's just not funny, regardless of his politics.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 04, 2014 03:48 PM (k8m83)

269 you're

Posted by: willow at April 04, 2014 03:48 PM (nqBYe)

270 Incidentally, I have no earthly idea if she is anymore, but Ellen used to be funny.

Then again, so did Rosie O'Donnell, so...

Posted by: cool arrow at April 04, 2014 03:48 PM (cKsqM)

271 You gotta take into account longevity, though. It took Stalin 30 years to do his damage, whereas Hitler had only 10 years to do his dirty deeds. I mean, if you care at all about how quickly a dictator is able to accomplish his evil, you have to give Hitler some bonus points. Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 04, 2014 07:39 PM (IN7k+) Hey, I killed 45 million in 4 years. There has to a prize for that.

Posted by: Mao See Dongs at April 04, 2014 03:48 PM (8MjqI)

272

257...What's a Moby? 

 

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

 

------------

 

He's that musician guy who makes those long synthesized compositions.

Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2014 03:48 PM (FWbLS)

273 Tina Fey is no Carol Burnett

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 04, 2014 03:48 PM (jucos)

274 Posted by: Peggy Noonan, 1943 at April 04, 2014 07:43 PM (VlefE) Well done. I'm embarrassed for the fool. Much like Althouse.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 04, 2014 03:48 PM (A98Xu)

275 270 Thus, when someone comes on and is all "I love Hitler!" it's a good bet that they're a liberal troll. Posted by: Lauren at April 04, 2014 07:48 PM (hFL/3) Thanks. Got it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:49 PM (CMkNk)

276 put on her Big Girl Panties

Shouldn't this be a footnote in the AoSHQ stylebook.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 04, 2014 03:49 PM (DL2i+)

277 "What's a Moby? Is that like a whale troll?" See also, Killgore Trout.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at April 04, 2014 03:49 PM (8ZskC)

278 Spike Lee is a tumor on society and civil discourse. More like a puss-bursting, anal canker the size of a cantaloupe.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at April 04, 2014 03:49 PM (9mcPX)

279 Englishman - ok Frenchman - ok Chinaman - RAYSIS!

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 04, 2014 03:49 PM (N+Fis)

280 276 Tina Fey is no Carol Burnett Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 04, 2014 07:48 PM (jucos) She's not even a Tina Cole let alone a Tina Louise.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:49 PM (CMkNk)

281 Merovign, i bingd her, and she is pretty. so should we write a resume? we'll have to leave out your sorta conservative though, or will scare her off. Posted by: willow at April 04, 2014 07:47 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe) Girl, if you believe in freedom and you're talking to a liberal, you're "Libertarian." Which I kind of am anyway. If they freak out at that they're hard left anyway. In all seriousness, I think she is a very attractive young lady. Obviously I do not know very much about her, except that the Professional Left wants to marginalize her and to make her to look like an idiot, so what else is new. You see, that's one thing we have in common already.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 04, 2014 03:50 PM (qyfb5)

282 I say that if the Redskins are forced to change their name, they should call themselves the "Kyriarchs"

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 04, 2014 03:50 PM (CTCNK)

283 I've learned my lesson, everyone. I won't endorse another Lefty until 2016.

Posted by: Peggy Nooner at April 04, 2014 03:50 PM (H4aQb)

284 Well, then in regards to Peggy Noonan and all the earlier points made: QED.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2014 03:51 PM (VlefE)

285 Hey J.J.  What do you say.... 

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 04, 2014 03:51 PM (jucos)

286 What's a Moby?

Aaaaarrrrrgh!

Posted by: Zombie Captain Ahab at April 04, 2014 03:51 PM (Dwehj)

287 Yeah, the post is great. That last part is a phenomenon I've been beating my Lib FB acquaintances over the head with over the last couple months. That they are "evil" in the exact way they define "evil", but with the added impediment of also being ignorant of the world around them.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2014 03:51 PM (ZshNr)

288 The talking heads today came to a consensus that a female *must* replace himÂ… IÂ’m guessing Michelle Malkin was at the top of the list?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at April 04, 2014 03:51 PM (WX3R9)

289 Also @278 comments I'm assuming some moron has already pointed out that Native Americans should be insulted at their name being used for Washington's pathetic team. (Note: to my old DC friends I did not say this it was that other Dave).

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 04, 2014 03:51 PM (DL2i+)

290 Oh, by the way, Banana Slugs are not a group that you want to make angry. 'Cause they will kick ass and take names. (*UC Santa Cruz)

Posted by: S. Muldoon, president United Mime Workers local #555 at April 04, 2014 03:51 PM (g4TxM)

291

Thanks for attacking this vecotr Ace.

This is where the fight is taking place, in the shadows.

Think of that scruntly wench Piven.

You might think it's funny and stuff, but her views are deeply held throughout the ruling class.

I was out on a campus today and found a brochure, professionally done, for addiction to housing.

Think of how it becomes an addiction to housing, where does that come from?

The New Left?

Eich was destroyed by the creations of the New Left. Ayers and Piven and the rest...

I am dead fuckin serious this shit goes on in the corners of society, but it has deep and lasting impacts.

It is why I am so down on the GOP idiots who just laugh and glide along stupidly.

The war is being fought, and they don't care to engage.

That's why we are so fucked.

anyway, I'm gonig to watch some music.


Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at April 04, 2014 03:52 PM (HQml1)

292 288 Hey J.J. What do you say.... Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at April 04, 2014 07:51 PM (jucos) I say this. THIS!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:52 PM (CMkNk)

293 It remains true, scratch a liberal, find a fascist.

Posted by: toby928© has drink taken at April 04, 2014 03:52 PM (QupBk)

294 What's a Moby? Aaaaarrrrrgh! Posted by: Zombie Captain Ahab at April 04, 2014 07:51 PM (Dwehj) *** You dick!

Posted by: S. Muldoon, president United Mime Workers local #555 at April 04, 2014 03:52 PM (g4TxM)

295 >>>Ahem. Posted by: Cú Chulainn Reaching pretty far back to claim some military prowess, aren't you?

Posted by: Greece, Which Once Owned the Mediterranean at April 04, 2014 03:52 PM (/FnUH)

296 Nice breakdown, Ace.  This one is a Keeper.

...Thank You

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 04, 2014 03:52 PM (lq3Ak)

297 Well, if Letterman MUST be replaced by a woman, the answer is obvious.

Margaret Cho.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 04, 2014 03:53 PM (cKsqM)

298 Professional Left wants to marginalize her and to make her to look like an idiot, so what else is new. You see, that's one thing we have in common already. Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 04, 2014 07:50 PM (qyfb5) I'll give you my cast iron pan to take to her as a gift. Tell Her you will ride shotgun and she may do as she wishes with it.

Posted by: willow at April 04, 2014 03:53 PM (nqBYe)

299 282 Englishman - ok Frenchman - ok Chinaman - RAYSIS! Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at April 04, 2014 07:49 PM (N+Fis) ________ Really should be Chineseman

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 04, 2014 03:53 PM (0LHZx)

300 >>> They'll push for Ellen because female lesbian. I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Does that count?

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 04, 2014 03:53 PM (8MjqI)

301 Washington Foreskins sure to piss off somebody.

Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2014 03:53 PM (Q8vlx)

302 Because the Irish aren't known for being WARRIORS. They're known for being DRUNKEN BRAWLERS. Big, big difference. Not to mention that they are soulless Gingers.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2014 03:53 PM (ikclX)

303 221 Spike Lee has (in)famously stated that black people can not be racist, because, and I quote, "Racism is an institution." But of course, like all leftists he believes that words mean whatever he wants them to mean. Posted by: cool arrow at April 04, 2014 07:37 PM (cKsqM) No, he just wants to never have to face charges of hypocrisy. It's like "white privilege" and "social justice". You see, the Marxists have a problem: How do you tell a poor kid in Appalachia that he's privileged and a kid who had 2 PhD parents, was raised by a bank vice president and sent to private schools all of his life is "oppressed". You just redefine "oppressed".

Posted by: AmishDude at April 04, 2014 03:54 PM (T0NGe)

304 Perhaps tyrant is a better word than fascist. They're all mini tyrants at heart.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2014 03:54 PM (VlefE)

305 Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Commissar at April 04, 2014 07:52 PM _______ Addiction to housing? WTF?

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at April 04, 2014 03:54 PM (0LHZx)

306 Great post Ace.

Posted by: [/i][/b]KG at April 04, 2014 03:54 PM (IPz9m)

307 I always liked the name, Redskins. Don't know why exactly, just thought it was cool.

Posted by: Seems legit at April 04, 2014 03:54 PM (A98Xu)

308 btw, Winter is coming. Tomorrow night, I believe.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2014 03:55 PM (VlefE)

309 Oh I don't know, Hitler ran a pretty good eugenics program. Guess whose program he modeled it on!?!?

Posted by: Margaret Sanger at April 04, 2014 03:55 PM (Aif/5)

310 I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. Does that count? Posted by: bergerbilder at April 04, 2014 07:53 PM (8MjqI) Your forget that sexual orientation, biological sex, and gender are three different things. According to the left a "lesbian trapped in a man's body" would be a trans-gender "woman" who is lesbian.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 04, 2014 03:55 PM (CTCNK)

311 I'm shocked we allow the Irish to vote in this country. Most of their votes are the result dares or hatred.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2014 03:56 PM (5UteM)

312 I'm long past the point of caring about "why". I'm pretty sure I've seen enough to understand "how". And I'm tired of those who admire them for the artistry and refinement of their technique. I am, however, keenly interested in meeting like-minded individuals who don't give two shits about fair play, could care the fuck less about taking the high road, and would just like to square the damned score.

Posted by: ScoggDog at April 04, 2014 03:57 PM (VdBU2)

313 btw, Winter is coming. I hope he plays 'Frankenstein'.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2014 03:57 PM (ikclX)

314 Washington Foreskins sure to piss off somebody. Posted by: Chavez the Hugo at April 04, 2014 07:53 PM (Q8vlx) Retract the foreskin if you want to accurately piss on someone.

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 04, 2014 03:57 PM (CTCNK)

315 306. Wouldn't saying soulless ginger be the same as saying assless chaps?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at April 04, 2014 03:57 PM (CPoFy)

316 According to the left a "lesbian trapped in a man's body" would be a trans-gender "woman" who is lesbian. Scissor Me Timbers!

Posted by: Ms. Garrison at April 04, 2014 03:57 PM (WX3R9)

317 What about redskin potatoes? Two groups in one. Wait til the food police ban it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:57 PM (CMkNk)

318 I hope he plays 'Frankenstein'. ...in my ass

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2014 03:57 PM (VlefE)

319

314...According to the left a "lesbian trapped in a man's body" would be a trans-gender "woman" who is lesbian.

 

Posted by: The Political Hat at April 04, 2014 07:55 PM (CTCNK)

 

--------

 

My brain just tied itself in a knot trying to figure this out. 

Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2014 03:58 PM (FWbLS)

320 Winter doesn't.t come until Sunday night, poseur.

Posted by: Headless Ned at April 04, 2014 03:58 PM (Aif/5)

321 You just redefine "oppressed".

***

It's true.  As a f'rinstance, Robert Cray was born and raised solidly upper middle class, while Eric Clapton grew up dirt-poor.  And yet nobody would ever claim that Cray was "inauthentic" as a blues musician.

(Nothing against Cray, by the way.  Just saying.)

Posted by: cool arrow at April 04, 2014 03:58 PM (cKsqM)

322 Wouldn't saying soulless ginger be the same as saying assless chaps? Roethlesberger-like perception NCJ.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2014 03:58 PM (ikclX)

323 I say, not all of us chaps are assless.

Posted by: An Assed Chap at April 04, 2014 03:58 PM (8ZskC)

324 Hurley, WI Midgets awesome. Although it probably won't be long & that will be gone. Most Wisconsin (Indian name) schools have dropped their Indian name mascots

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2014 03:59 PM (HVff2)

325 322 I hope he plays 'Frankenstein'. ...in my ass Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2014 07:57 PM (VlefE) Albino blacks must really have it tough. On that note, what would a Chinese person with Downs Syndrome look like? A Mongoloid Mongoloid? Is that possible?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 03:59 PM (CMkNk)

326 I watched some of this movie called Frankenstein's Army last night, definitely off the charts weird.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2014 03:59 PM (5UteM)

327 I'll give you my cast iron pan to take to her as a gift. Tell Her you will ride shotgun and she may do as she wishes with it. Posted by: willow at April 04, 2014 07:53 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe) (narrows eyes) She is cute and everything, still not sure I want to *open* by handing her something she can hit me with.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 04, 2014 04:00 PM (qyfb5)

328 327 I say, not all of us chaps are assless. Posted by: An Assed Chap at April 04, 2014 07:58 PM (8ZskC) And some of us have chapped asses.

Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at April 04, 2014 04:00 PM (NtHdR)

329 315 I'm shocked we allow the Irish to vote in this country. Most of their votes are the result dares or hatred. Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2014 07:56 PM (5UteM) Ya know, I tried to stop 'em, but you all just wouldn't listen to reason.

Posted by: Olson Johnson at April 04, 2014 04:00 PM (bHnlE)

330 The talking heads today came to a consensus that a female *must* replace him, with Ellen the DeGenerous as the first nominee. Second place was Tina Fey, who actually is funny and did a fair job of comically punching both sides in 30 Rock. So expect Ellen the DeGenerous to get the position. Then fail. Heroic. Epic. FML Fail. Ellen's got the daytime show and probably does pretty well at that, wouldn't take the chance. Fey is unlikable in the long run. She'd be as successful as Katie Couric was at CBS. Besides, there was a female late-night host. For a while, Joan Rivers was the permanent fill-in host (when she was funny) of the Tonight Show. If CBS wants to be really brave, get Greg Gutfeld.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 04, 2014 04:00 PM (T0NGe)

331 Why are blacks over represented in cable ads and tv shows?

Posted by: Guilt Free Whitey at April 04, 2014 04:00 PM (Cs2tJ)

332 In my little sphere of work, I want employees that can critically think about the scenario in front of them, and make sound decisions based off unique information.  I emphasize that the "Standard" is a key term in Standard Operating Procedure, and they need to weigh the reward/loss to the employee with the impact to the customer. 

Key differences here.

1. This approach works on small scale, but starts to break down on a wider scale, and trying to be a national arbitrer of right and wrong is about as big a scale as it is.

2.  My approach works when losses and gains to any impacted are incremental and minor.  When the power and influence is smaller, you can have more flexibility in approach.  However, when you try to take over the entire economy, or when the costs are that you are deciding when to ruin lives and careers, then you should be following a more uniform set of guidelines regarding when you shall begin the task of destroying people. 

3. When the person impacted in my scenario feels unfairly treated, they have multiple channels to seek recourse.  I can't think of too many ways to unring the bell when progessives sink their teeth into their mark for their next 2 minute hate session.

4. There can be more flexibility when there are just a handful of key rules to be followed.  Not so much in a society where there are so many laws and regulations, official and unofficial, that nobody can reasonably be expected to stay in complete compliance.

Really, this is an inevitable symptom of the disease.  How can it be any other way in a system or society that collects so much power?  I want to give my employees as much freedom as possible, understanding that I certainly don't have all the answers, and even if I did, I don't have the time to make all the decisions.  Progressives don't have that kind of trust in others or any modesty/humility.

Posted by: Dave S. at April 04, 2014 04:00 PM (UvR6d)

333 313 Oh I don't know, Hitler ran a pretty good eugenics program. Guess whose program he modeled it on!?!? Posted by: Margaret Sanger at April 04, 2014 07:55 PM (Aif/5) Look up Dr. Eugen Sanger. He almost euthanized NYC from space.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 04:00 PM (CMkNk)

334 Albino blacks must really have it tough, You don't know the half of it. Whoooooo!

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at April 04, 2014 04:01 PM (8ZskC)

335 That chaps my ass, matey.

Posted by: Zombie Captain Ahab at April 04, 2014 04:01 PM (Dwehj)

336 You see, the Marxists have a problem: How do you tell a poor kid in Appalachia that he's privileged and a kid who had 2 PhD parents, was raised by a bank vice president and sent to private schools all of his life is "oppressed". Judging by Mozilla's statement today, you just say it and then don't even try to reconcile it. You just declare it.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at April 04, 2014 04:01 PM (uhAkr)

337 Albino blacks must really have it tough. Nah, Ben Jealous and Eric Holder do OK.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 04, 2014 04:01 PM (T0NGe)

338 And don't the Irish worship snakes or something?


Creepy.

Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2014 04:02 PM (5UteM)

339 340 Albino blacks must really have it tough. Nah, Ben Jealous and Eric Holder do OK. Posted by: AmishDude at April 04, 2014 08:01 PM (T0NGe) I've seen them with white skin and freckles. Like a cross between Edgar Winter and Kermit Gosnell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 04:02 PM (CMkNk)

340 341 And don't the Irish worship snakes or something? Creepy. Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2014 08:02 PM (5UteM) Whisky.

Posted by: Insomniac at April 04, 2014 04:02 PM (NtHdR)

341 315 I'm shocked we allow the Irish to vote in this country. Most of their votes are the result dares or hatred. Posted by: Dr Spank at April 04, 2014 07:56 PM (5UteM) And drink. Cheers.

Posted by: toby928© has drink taken at April 04, 2014 04:02 PM (QupBk)

342 Wait, can I actually scissor with a woman if I have a penis? Asking for a friend. Willing to test hypothesis.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 04, 2014 04:03 PM (qyfb5)

343 Assless Suzy Chapstick. I'm patenting that one.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 04:03 PM (CMkNk)

344 oh Merovign, perhaps you are right. ticking off list in my head, wine? red or white that might be alright? although maybe she would think you are trying to get her drunk and oppress her. uhm, find her music choice we'll get her a cd

Posted by: willow at April 04, 2014 04:04 PM (nqBYe)

345 I've always leaned to the left.

Posted by: Bill Clinton's pee pee at April 04, 2014 04:04 PM (8MjqI)

346 Albino blacks must really have it tough. Oh, I don't know about that.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at April 04, 2014 04:04 PM (H4aQb)

347 Albino blacks must really have it tough. On that note, what would a Chinese person with Downs Syndrome look like? A Mongoloid Mongoloid? Is that possible? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 07:59 PM (CMkNk) I would say something from a Frank Zappa LP but I would be in deep doo doo

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2014 04:04 PM (HVff2)

348 If CBS wants to be really brave, get Greg Gutfeld. Posted by: AmishDude at April 04, 2014 08:00 PM (T0NGe) fnord (T0NGe) Andy Levy http://youtu.be/1QP9-9EhBsU

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 04, 2014 04:05 PM (qyfb5)

349 1.  IrishEd is either a Moby, sent here to make us look like racist fools, or he actually is a racist fool.  Either way, he should be warned and then banned.  Every day he says something racist and/or offensive.  The other morning it was about not liking the shade of Bobby Jindal's skin.  He is not one of us.


2.  I am enjoying my first vodka gimlet.  Very tasty.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 04, 2014 04:05 PM (GrtrJ)

350 350 I would say something from a Frank Zappa LP but I would be in deep doo doo Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2014 08:04 PM (HVff2) I give you DEVOÂ… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9cg-1HwhO4

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 04:06 PM (CMkNk)

351 don't the Irish worship snakes or something? The Right of Passage for an Irish man is typically achieved by the age of 14. It involves a long nigh of drinking, fist fighting and un-protected sex. The ceremony lasts until dawn when the newly acknowledged men emerge from their sheep bladder cocoons and sacrifice a baby to their Snake God.

Posted by: garrett at April 04, 2014 04:06 PM (ikclX)

352 77
So, what would an appropriate team name representing homos be?

The Mincers? The Fairies? The Carpet Munchers? The Stool Pushers? The Queens?

Just curious (that would be The Latents).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 07:02 PM (CMkNk)

 

 

Duh.  The Packers/

Posted by: Minuteman at April 04, 2014 04:06 PM (2grFB)

353 Wait, can I actually scissor with a woman if I have a penis? Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at April 04, 2014 08:03 PM (qyfb5) **** Mero- the words 'scissor' and 'penis' should never be used in the same sentence.

Posted by: S. Muldoon, president United Mime Workers local #555 at April 04, 2014 04:07 PM (g4TxM)

354 well im glad i missed the comment.

Posted by: willow at April 04, 2014 04:07 PM (nqBYe)

355 Tyrants always understand fear is an excellent motivator.  Not to be insensitive in my phrasing here, but they inherently grasp the concept that you have to take a few scalps to get a wider audiences attention. 

What tyrants struggle with is that idea that fear is only an excellent short term motivator.  It has diminishing returns, when applied....um, liberally.  People/societies eventually get immune to it.

Posted by: Dave S. at April 04, 2014 04:07 PM (UvR6d)

356 ticking off list in my head, wine? red or white that might be alright? although maybe she would think you are trying to get her drunk and oppress her. uhm, find her music choice we'll get her a cd Posted by: willow at April 04, 2014 08:04 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe) I need to call that one guy at NSA and find out what she likes. Assuming he isn't reading this and asking her out as we speak.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 04, 2014 04:07 PM (qyfb5)

357 Better version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZDl_R8Zp2E

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 04:07 PM (CMkNk)

358 2. I am enjoying my first vodka gimlet. Very tasty. Posted by: DangerGirl at April 04, 2014 08:05 PM (GrtrJ) Careful, those things sneak up on you, hic

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2014 04:08 PM (HVff2)

359 Wait, can I actually scissor with a woman if I have a penis? Wouldn't you rather just cuddle?

Posted by: Michael in Mi at April 04, 2014 04:08 PM (mNRoh)

360 Ace, well said. I only wish that I could express myself half as well. And this - The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at April 04, 2014 04:08 PM (vVSOO)

361 Mero- the words 'scissor' and 'penis' should never be used in the same sentence. Posted by: S. Muldoon, president United Mime Workers local #555 at April 04, 2014 08:07 PM (g4TxM) fnord (g4TxM) In retrospect, you are probably correct. Then again, humor is about taking risks.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 04, 2014 04:08 PM (qyfb5)

362 It involves a long night of drinking (with their buddies), fist fighting (with their buddies) and un-protected sex (with their buddies). ----- (updated for accuracy)

Posted by: S. Muldoon, president United Mime Workers local #555 at April 04, 2014 04:09 PM (g4TxM)

363 So, what would an appropriate team name representing homos be? Bear(s)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2014 04:09 PM (HVff2)

364 Leftist fascists telling me what is and isn't racist annoy the hell out of me.

You know who else annoys the hell out of me? 

Conservative scolds telling me who is and isn't funny.

I'll laugh at whoever the hell I want, whenever I want, for whatever reason I want.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge at April 04, 2014 04:09 PM (Ed+yP)

365 Nsa, should be good for something other than free home video , right ?

Posted by: willow at April 04, 2014 04:09 PM (nqBYe)

366 I am enjoying my first vodka gimlet. Very tasty. Posted by: DangerGirl at April 04, 2014 08:05 PM (GrtrJ) One of my favorites.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 04, 2014 04:10 PM (oMKp3)

367 Wanting not much more then a husband and some babies, yes. Which was what she ended up with at the end. So there's that to consider. Which was meant to be satisfying to women. That's what women consider to be a happy ending.

Posted by: AmishDude at April 04, 2014 04:11 PM (T0NGe)

368 I think my beer is purple, by the way. Can't tell because I've got a shit-bulb in the shed light and the sun just went down. Belgian Strong Ale, by Boone Blowing Rock in NC, if I'm reading the tag right in this shit-light.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2014 04:11 PM (ZshNr)

369 but it is my ambitious to wake former liberals

It is good that a mans reach exceed his grasp.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 04, 2014 04:11 PM (DL2i+)

370 I recall that "I say who is a Jew" was also credited to Hermann Goering

Interesting. It was also attributed to Josef Goebbels, by no less than Fritz Lang!  He's famous for telling a story that Goebbels summoned him to his office in 1933, after the suppression of 'The Testament of Dr. Mabuse' and offered him the position of principal filmmaker for the Reich.  When Lang nervously told Goebbels that his mother was a Jew, he said Goebbels replied, "WE decide who is a Jew and who isn't!"  Lang then went on to say that by the time he left Goebbels's office the banks were all closed, so he boarded a train to Paris that night with little more than the clothes on his back.

Great story, but like a lot of things Lang said, it wasn't true.  He did leave Nazi Germany in 1933, like many other actors and film people, but he managed to get a lot of his money out and made several trips back and forth to France.  Goebbels probably did try to entice him to stay and make films for the Nazis because they appreciated his abilities and did like a lot of his earlier films.  And I'll bet he incorporated the quotation from Lueger in his story because it just sounded so good, and such things did happen, at least for awhile.

Posted by: Fledrmaus at April 04, 2014 04:12 PM (FkH4y)

371 sigh.

Posted by: willow at April 04, 2014 04:12 PM (nqBYe)

372 324 Winter doesn't.t come until Sunday night, poseur. Look again at the post we're discussing. Winter is most definitely coming, for all of us.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 04, 2014 04:12 PM (k8m83)

373 Lincolntf, you're drinking in your shed?

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 04, 2014 04:13 PM (GrtrJ)

374 I'll laugh at whoever the hell I want, whenever I want, for whatever reason I want. ========== Comedy racist.

Posted by: --- at April 04, 2014 04:13 PM (IA92k)

375 376 324 Winter doesn't.t come until Sunday night, poseur. Look again at the post we're discussing. Winter is most definitely coming, for all of us. Posted by: gewa76 at April 04, 2014 08:12 PM (k8m83) As long as it's nuke-u-ler.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 04:13 PM (CMkNk)

376 Nsa, should be good for something other than free home video , right ? Posted by: willow at April 04, 2014 08:09 PM (nqBYe) fnord (nqBYe) Well, they did tell me where I left my keys the other night.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at April 04, 2014 04:14 PM (qyfb5)

377 I'll laugh at whoever the hell I want, whenever I want, for whatever reason I want. *** Now that's funny.

Posted by: S. Muldoon, president United Mime Workers local #555 at April 04, 2014 04:14 PM (g4TxM)

378 If you should decide to try scissoring, beware of the Velcro Effect.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 04, 2014 04:14 PM (8MjqI)

379 Excellent, Ace. Bravo!

Posted by: Deety is... Hard Core! at April 04, 2014 04:14 PM (D8ONs)

380 364 Ace, well said. I only wish that I could express myself half as well. And this - The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at April 04, 2014 08:08 PM (vVSOO) The road to hell? You didn't build that! (WE DID!!)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 04:15 PM (CMkNk)

381 368 Leftist fascists telling me what is and isn't racist annoy the hell out of me.You know who else annoys the hell out of me?Conservative scolds telling me who is and isn't funny. I'll laugh at whoever the hell I want, whenever I want, for whatever reason I want. As the saying goes, you're entitled to your own opinions. You're not entitled to your own facts. Fact: Bill Maher sucks donkey balls.

Posted by: gewa76 at April 04, 2014 04:15 PM (k8m83)

382 I am. It's a workshop, but I call it a shed. So I can smoke cigars. The patio is available, but I like a roof over my head when on the tablet. Also windy as hell right now. About half the time I post in the PM I'm in the shed/on the patio during good weather.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2014 04:15 PM (ZshNr)

383 382 If you should decide to try scissoring, beware of the Velcro Effect. Maybe, don't run either Mero

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2014 04:16 PM (HVff2)

384 Great analysis, Ace. Some time ago I read an analysis of the British class system as it stood in the 1920s and 1930s. Class was identified not just by titles and money but codes for social interaction. There were U and non-U actions where U stood for upper class. Just take for an example the appropriate use of cutlery and glassware at dinner parties. To keep the non-U upstart nouveau riche guessing there were regular changes to what was U and non-U at any given time and only the real upper class would know.

Posted by: Decaf at April 04, 2014 04:17 PM (9X3hY)

385 THIS DRIVES ME CRAZYYYYY white liberals at the NCAA tell the NoDak Fighting Sioux they cant be the NoDak Fighting Sioux EVEN though the tribes liked it because White assholes at the NCAA knew better Watch UND in the Frozen Four GO SIOUX

Posted by: thunderb at April 04, 2014 04:19 PM (zOTsN)

386 Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2014 08:15 PM (ZshNr)


It just sounds funny (to me).  Posting in the shed, drinking and surfing.  Oh and smoking cigars. 

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 04, 2014 04:20 PM (GrtrJ)

387 Tea Bagger is funny? If the Left says so.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2014 04:20 PM (VlefE)

388 the WHITE NCAA knows better than the tribes THAT reeks of paternalism

Posted by: thunderb at April 04, 2014 04:21 PM (zOTsN)

389 Oh, and the Left will tell you who is a wife beater #alangraysonbeatshiswife

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2014 04:22 PM (VlefE)

390 And the Left will tell you who is trying to "buy America" with political contributions.

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2014 04:22 PM (VlefE)

391 I know, I hear it in my head when I say it, but it's pretty normal-seeming while doing it. Good-sized, came with the house, built in table, shelves, power, etc. With the double doors open, three windows open, it's like a porch for people who really want that extra wall.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2014 04:22 PM (ZshNr)

392 IrishEd may just be an asshole not a moby.  Talking about assholes comments diminishes the utility of ignore user.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 04, 2014 04:24 PM (DL2i+)

393

Sung to the tune of "Colonel Bogie March" (The tune whistled by the Limeys (can I say that?) in "Bridge Over River Kwai")

 

HITLER. had only one single ball. 

GOERING had two, but they were very small.

HIMMLER, had something similar.

and GOEBALS, had no balls, at all!!!

  

Posted by: Minuteman at April 04, 2014 04:25 PM (2grFB)

394 "Ode to the Fighting Sioux", by Johnny Cash: He said: "Now you boys just played one hell of a game And I know you hate me, but all the same If you kill me now, I won't blame you if you do. But ya ought to thank me, before I die, For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you "Sioux.'" We got all choked up and we threw down our guns And we called him coach, and he called us his sons, And I came away with a different point of view. And I think about him, now and then, Every time I try and every time I win, And if I ever have a football team, I think I'm gonna name them... ...Bears or Jets! Anything but Sioux!

Posted by: S. Muldoon, president United Mime Workers local #555 at April 04, 2014 04:26 PM (g4TxM)

395 I heart Muldoon

Posted by: thunderb at April 04, 2014 04:26 PM (zOTsN)

396 soulless ginger

IIRC AtC's line is I have souls, just not my own.

Posted by: DaveA[/i][/b][/s] at April 04, 2014 04:28 PM (DL2i+)

397 The road to hell? You didn't build that! (WE DID!!)
------
Fine JJ. Just freaking fine! I want my intent back.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at April 04, 2014 04:29 PM (vVSOO)

398 Homosexuals will decide -- we tell you what marriage is.

Posted by: Percy Gryce at April 04, 2014 04:29 PM (mAm+G)

399

354 don't the Irish worship snakes or something?


I'm not Irish.

Posted by: Thulsa Doom at April 04, 2014 04:30 PM (8SsiG)

400 402 The road to hell? You didn't build that! (WE DID!!) ------ Fine JJ. Just freaking fine! I want my intent back. Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at April 04, 2014 08:29 PM (vVSOO) Forgot to add a Lizzie Redskin Warren sock.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 04:30 PM (CMkNk)

Posted by: S. Muldoon, president United Mime Workers local #555 at April 04, 2014 04:31 PM (g4TxM)

402 You're getting slow in your old age.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at April 04, 2014 04:31 PM (vVSOO)

403 This Badger says go Fighting Sioux

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2014 04:31 PM (HVff2)

404 391 Tea Bagger is funny? If the Left says so. Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2014 08:20 PM (VlefE) How can it be funny if it's a homo activity? Which is the nub of Ace's post. La Ronde, in all its glory.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 04:31 PM (CMkNk)

405 Wow, Ace. You're at your very best when dissecting the mind of the left. I suspect it is only a matter of time until the more zealous sans-culottes (progressives) turn against the Robespierres (liberals).

Posted by: AMinVA at April 04, 2014 04:32 PM (KaofE)

406 The Left thinks calling us Teabaggers is funny.


They don't realize it is our balls on their chins.

Posted by: DangerGirl at April 04, 2014 04:33 PM (GrtrJ)

407 407 You're getting slow in your old age. Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at April 04, 2014 08:31 PM (vVSOO) Even worse than slow; careless.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at April 04, 2014 04:33 PM (CMkNk)

408 the Salad Tossers

Posted by: Soothsayer at April 04, 2014 04:33 PM (VlefE)

409 This Badger says go Fighting Sioux Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian awwww

Posted by: thunderb at April 04, 2014 04:33 PM (zOTsN)

410 allpoetry.com/poem/8625203-The-Fighting-Race-by-Joseph-Ignatius-Constantine-Clarke-

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 04, 2014 04:33 PM (hn5v5)

411 Posted by: thunderb at April 04, 2014 08:33 PM (zOTsN) Since we are out of WCHA I say go Fighting Sioux. I like ND love the ice fishing

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2014 04:35 PM (HVff2)

412 True that. Careless can get you killed.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at April 04, 2014 04:35 PM (vVSOO)

413 212 Ace Take a look at some of the medal awarded heroes of the English speaking world. Gaelic derived names are more represented than math would suggest. You shouldn't stereotype.

Posted by: seamrog at April 04, 2014 04:35 PM (J4LlR)

414 Whatever happened to the claim that the offended is the one who decides what speech is offensive?

Posted by: JohnJ at April 04, 2014 04:36 PM (TF/YA)

415 IIRC the Irish filled a lot of blue uniforms during the ACW. They fought well and bravely.

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at April 04, 2014 04:38 PM (vVSOO)

416 I know a classic white male, obamabot liberal who's all bent out of shape because of plans to build a low income apartment in his hood. These people really are full of shit.

Posted by: YIKES! at April 04, 2014 04:39 PM (mETGQ)

417 Damn, excellent analysis, Ace. Sifting through the irrational, emotionally broken bullshit of leftist nonsense is no easy task.

Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at April 04, 2014 04:40 PM (DNpio)

418 Gaelic derived names are more represented than math would suggest.>>

Due to their low numbers they needed to become Honey Badgers to keep their Irish heritage. They may not win but they will always make the aggressor pay.

Posted by: The Hickster at April 04, 2014 04:40 PM (TI3xG)

419 So are all the white liberals are ready to vote for the crabby old white lady in 2016?

Posted by: YIKES! at April 04, 2014 04:41 PM (mETGQ)

420 If opinion journalism was merit based, Ace would be a very rich man.

Posted by: Awnree at April 04, 2014 04:41 PM (hE05f)

421 I just went to ebay and bought a UND Jersey with the Fighting Sioux head on it because Fuck Them

Posted by: thunderb at April 04, 2014 04:41 PM (zOTsN)

422 My high cheekbones make me look Siouxy.

Posted by: ELizabeth Warren at April 04, 2014 04:42 PM (s8nex)

423 Posted by: thunderb at April 04, 2014 08:41 PM (zOTsN) Cool.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 04, 2014 04:43 PM (HVff2)

424 Nood

Posted by: LFW - Honorary Pointy Eared Vulcan at April 04, 2014 04:43 PM (vVSOO)

425 Well, part of the reason that Notre Dame gets away with the "Fighting Irish" name and the pugnacious leprechaun mascot is because *it's Notre Dame*, so they're perceived (however accurately or inaccurately) to be affectionately mocking themselves. As someone pointed out, it would be taken quite differently if, say, Yale adopted the same branding for its football team.

Posted by: anonymous irishman at April 04, 2014 04:44 PM (DJgfL)

426

Since we control the Media, Hollywood, Academia, and the English Language itself, we get to make ALL the rules.

Posted by: White Liberals Blissfully Aware Of Their White Privelege at April 04, 2014 04:45 PM (nbGZj)

427 More like a banshee, ELizabeth!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 04, 2014 04:45 PM (hn5v5)

428 I saw that too, seamrog, but I don't think Ace meant in the context of real martial achievement/reputation, but in the mass-market sensibility associated with ND's pugilistic leprechaun logo. Find a Sergeant or Captain , don't go much higher, and ask them which potential National-type they'd prefer on their side over Scots-Irish, and unless they know a passel of Ghurkas, they'll be hard pressed to name one.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2014 04:45 PM (ZshNr)

429 just so you know I went to college at UND with a girl whose last name was Kills-Pretty-Enemy and the largest collegiate Pow Wow yes Pow Wow is held at UND tribes from all other the US go so the NCAA can kiss my Fighting Sioux ass

Posted by: thunderb at April 04, 2014 04:47 PM (zOTsN)

430 One rule to the White Liberal Racist Amnesty Policy... The White Liberal has to be powerful, rich and/or famous I've seen many a prole white leftist lose friends or jobs because a joke or racially insensitive comment upset a minority friend or co-worker and when trying to play the "I marched with MLK in Selma" defense was used it did not save the white liberal. Can be quite shocking to the liberal to be lumped in with "Rush Limbaugh"

Posted by: kbdabear at April 04, 2014 04:52 PM (aTXUx)

431 (Typing):  I'm pretty sick of you fuckers being funnier than I could ever wish to be.

(Knowing):  I've been onstage hundreds of times and I can read a crowd.

(Typing):  If you're ever in Northeast Ohio?

(Knowing):  You'd break out the Single Malt.

(Typing):  ...I'll just shoot your heads a lot.

(Thinking):  Fuck This.

*throws down mixed-fruit can*

(Crying):  Call me?

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 04, 2014 04:54 PM (lq3Ak)

432 This seems awkward.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 04, 2014 04:56 PM (lq3Ak)

433 Now it really is awkward.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 04, 2014 04:59 PM (lq3Ak)

434 DAMNIT!  ...missed the "nood"-post.

Don't get me wrong.  I'm going to enjoy beer for a loooong time to come.

Posted by: Slapweasel at April 04, 2014 05:00 PM (lq3Ak)

435 Miami University's (Oxford, OH) sports mascot was Redskins until the late 90's. No one had complained. The Miami Indian tribe was in favor of the name. But the administration felt a desperate need to appear enlightened and against the wishes of everyone - including the students and taxpayers who fund their salaries - the name was changed to Redhawks. This was about the same period where I was forced to take many semesters of "non-dominant culture" studies.....as a hard sciences major.

Posted by: YourMomKeepsTexting at April 04, 2014 05:01 PM (c37Hv)

436 Because the Irish aren't known for being WARRIORS. They're known for being DRUNKEN BRAWLERS. Big, big difference. Well, all the old timey boxers were Irishmen; that's probably where the mascots comes from. And let's not disparage drunken brawling; it sure beats the passive aggressive snit fits today's young males engage in.

Posted by: UGAdawg at April 04, 2014 05:04 PM (e/9tl)

437 433 Lincolntf Thanks, maybe I'm missing the sarcasm, but there seems to a lot of anti-Hibernian stuff here. No big deal, really. I know some of the best Irish jokes around. Every group has a gripe. Most micks laugh it off and continue on with life. We've done our time in the penalty box.

Posted by: seamrog at April 04, 2014 05:06 PM (J4LlR)

438 I think the one professional sports team name that comes closest to 'Redskins' is the,Atlanta Crackers, the minor league baseball team that played before the Braves moved from Milwaukee. I trust people know what 'Cracker' meant in those days. Interestingly, the Negro League team was called the Atlanta Black Crackers -- which is certainly a bit of cognitive dissonance. But Ace's point is clear and correct, nobody names their team after what they consider a slur.

Posted by: Simon Oliver Lockwood at April 04, 2014 05:07 PM (LiFAn)

439 The talking heads today came to a consensus that a female *must* replace him [Letterman], with Ellen the DeGenerous as the first nominee. Second place was Tina Fey, who actually is funny and did a fair job of comically punching both sides in 30 Rock. Yeah, I don't see that at all. Ellen DeGenres' show seems very, very "daytime" talk show to me, ie skewed towards a mostly female viewership and apparently is wildly popular with that particular demo. Late Night, I think has been more aimed at, and played better w/ the single 18-45 male type demo. What w/ DVRs and such, I don't imagine that most of Ellen's most loyal fans are actual stay at home mom's or anything, so I suppose they'd DVR her show at 11PM as easily as 11AM. Just, what kind of channel clicking -live eyeballs- demo could the network promise the advertisers in the sales pitch for an 11 PM slot?

Posted by: Deety is... Hard Core! at April 04, 2014 05:13 PM (D8ONs)

440 We'll done, ace. Very well struck. I lurk here, and don't comment, but I had to say I'm going to link this, memorize it, and throw it in the face of every dumb urban liberal I ever cross political swords with. Maybe the most useful thing I've read by you.

Posted by: Le Ocho at April 04, 2014 05:16 PM (gajH5)

441 It's not anti-Hibernian, I don't think. A guy calling himself "IrishEd" has been making his presence known in the usual unpleasant ways that trolls/mobys employ, so Irish has become, dare I say it, a "trigger word"? It's all crap, don't waste a minute thinking about it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2014 05:17 PM (ZshNr)

442 I've about had it with Ace's attempts (which many people who come here apparently agree with) to make the nickname of the Washington football team a special case, as if saying "This isn't acceptable in the twenty-first century" is somehow giving into the forces of mindless PC progressivism.  It is not.

Ace says that the original intent in naming the team was not a racist one.  Fine.  I grant him that.  I also believe that when someone in the early twentieth century said something along the lines of "He's a very accomplished Negro" about a leading black figure (say W.E.B. DuBois, for example), they were not intending to deliver anything other than a high compliment.  Contemporary society would not only have considered such a remark acceptable, but gracious, and an acknowledgement of DuBois's achievements.  But we have different standards today.

Would you say those exact same words about Ben Carson?  Why not?  Isn't he a black man?  Doesn't he, as a world-renowned neurosurgeon who performed a historic operation and has since written two well-received books, qualify by anyone's standards as "accomplished"?  So, anyone who thinks that the intent of the remark is the only thing that should matter, go ahead.  I dare you.  Start referring to Ben Carson -- not here, not anonymously, but publicly and under your real name -- as "a very accomplished Negro."  The statement is true, right?  The intent is pure, and the sentiment is real, right?  Then by your own logic, there should be nothing wrong with saying it.

Standards have changed for public references to Indians too (lest someone tell me my point somehow applies only to black people).  When Jim Thorpe competed for Carlisle (an Indian school), sports headlines and articles made reference to his teams "scalping" their opponents and going "on the warpath."  Thorpe was referred to in print multiple times throughout his athletic career as a "redskin" and a "fierce warrior" and the like.  I'm sure he didn't have had a problem with it.

But again, would you say the same things about an Indian athlete today?  Two seasons ago, St. Louis played Washington in football and beat them.  Do you think it would have been acceptable for a sports journalist to refer to the Rams quarterback (Cherokee citizen Sam Bradford) as a "redskin," in print or on the air?  How about a headline like "Bradford Scalps Redskins"?  No?  I think everyone reading this understands why that would be a problem, and yet (if you think Ace is right) by your own logic you shouldn't.  If it's okay to say about Jim Thorpe, why isn't it okay to say about Sam Bradford?

And then there's this beauty from Ace:

"People always object to the Redskins name by using the same example -- 'Well, what would you say if someone named his baseball team the New York N*****s, huh?'  But that's stupid. No one does that. No one would do that. Because "N****r" is inherently a demeaning term..."

Okay, first off, when I've used that example on this blog, it's never been New York -- it's been Nashville.  So nyah.  But second..."redskin" is also a demeaning term.  I mean, for God's sake, has anyone looked in a dictionary?  Go ahead.  Google "define: redskin"...or, if you don't use Google, search it on Bing or Yahoo.  There was at least one dictionary that noted the word's offensive nature as early as the late nineteenth century, and if you were born after 1970 or so and have even a high school education, you really have no excuse not to have known that the word was offensive before now.

Posted by: Demosthenes at April 04, 2014 05:17 PM (kNw9i)

443 And just to save myself some time with the most popular responses:

"So you must hate when teams are called 'Indians' too, huh?"  Nope.  I look on that the same way I look on Spartans, or Vikings, or Trojans -- as Ace has rightly said, those names are meant to invoke warrior attitudes and martial spirit.  I also don't have a problem with Sioux, Seminoles, or Blackhawks -- or, for that matter, Chiefs, Warriors, or Braves.  But every thinking person should draw the line at Redskins and Savages.  Those aren't positive, or even neutral, terms.

"But most Indians don't have a problem with the term!"  Yeah, okay, fine.  I doubt most Jews these days have a problem with "hebe."  I doubt most Italians these days have a problem with "wop."  Does that make them okay?  Would you call people that?  Would you use those words as sports nicknames?

"But there are some Indian schools that still use Redskins for a mascot!"  Yeah, there are.  And they shouldn't.  I recognize that I can no more make them change their names than I can make Dan Snyder change the name of his club -- which is to say, I can't.  That doesn't make the decision right.

"But, but, OKLAHOMA!"  Yeah, Oklahoma.  Choctaw for "red people" or "red men."  So what?  If "white people" isn't inherently offensive, and "black people" isn't inherently offensive, why should "red people" be inherently offensive?  You're missing the entire point by drawing a false analogy between "red people" and "redskin."  Let me help you out, in SAT terms --

red man : redskin :: black man : darkie

And if you still don't understand after that, I can't help you.

Posted by: Demosthenes at April 04, 2014 05:18 PM (kNw9i)

444 Outstanding post, Ace. Needs to go in the book.

[Back to lurking.]

Posted by: Recidivist Lurker at April 04, 2014 05:19 PM (4tWSk)

445 Why doesn't the Democrat Party change their name? It recalls the Party fathers who championed slavery and enabled a century of race-based degradation. That name should be forever stricken from the tongues of decent people. Why does a National Party cling to such a hateful relic?

Posted by: Lincolntf at April 04, 2014 05:25 PM (ZshNr)

446 The white liberal can tell you who the white n*ggers are, thank you KKK Byrd, but refuse to say of any other color.  The hypocrisy and inconsistancy is monumental and eggregious, and they blithly move on, as they only seek to appease their handlers who keep them on a short leash.  They do so love playing God with their fellow man, without constraints of morality or conscience, p.c. rabid dogs without any loyalties to anything but their masters short leashes.  They are the malignant CANCER of our society and time.  Even convincing millions of people to turn their backs on God to appease their false messiah, unholy one.

Posted by: ron n. at April 04, 2014 05:28 PM (c7HxG)

447

There were U and non-U actions where U stood for upper class. Just take for an example the appropriate use of cutlery and glassware at dinner parties. To keep the non-U upstart nouveau riche guessing there were regular changes to what was U and non-U at any given time and only the real upper class would know. Posted by: Decaf at April 04, 2014 08:17 PM (9X3hY)

 

 Back in the '70's, a British woman named Jilly Cooper published a book called "Class" that was about all the nuances of the British class system.

 

Cooper noted that even after the '60's, when "non-U" culture (the Beatles and other rock stars, Carnaby Street, Twiggy, Mary Quant) became fashionable for the first time in English culture, things had shifted back by the late '70's. One example she gave - Mick Jagger spoke like a Cockney in his early interviews, trying to pass himself off as a working class kid.) By the late '70's, he spoke in his normal, middle-class college educated accent.

 

Although the book was humorous amazingly detailed - not only were there aristocratic, upper-middle, middle-middle, lower-middle and working class words and expressions - the class system determined things like the breed of dog people had (labs and other hunting breeds are "aristo," terriers are middle class, bulldogs are working class) and the flowers in their gardens. And sports:  hunting and tennis - aristo; rugby - middle class - soccer - working class.

 

If Britain was still that class obsessed in the 1970's, imagine what the 1870's were like.

Posted by: Donna and V. (no ampersand) at April 04, 2014 05:32 PM (R3gO3)

448 Wouldn't you rather just cuddle? Posted by: Michael in Mi at April 04, 2014 08:08 PM (mNRoh) Heh.

Posted by: Deety is... Hard Core! at April 04, 2014 05:45 PM (D8ONs)

449 It's fun to get a run through Ace's thought process outwardly in a post. lol In the end, truth prevails. I'm glad someone finally called out Colbert. Propaganda hiding behind quasi-comedy is not only Colbert's schtick, but, Jon Stewart's as well. Call them both out on it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 04, 2014 05:46 PM (IXrOn)

450 I'm enjoying any and all shit that Colbert is getting. That unfunny POS deserves it all and more

Posted by: TheQuietMan at April 04, 2014 06:03 PM (FE/sZ)

451 This has been going on a long time.  Remember at O.J. Simpson's murder trial, his lawyer Robert Shapiro, made demeaning remarks about the LAPD criminologist Dennis Fung?  Held up a fortune cookie and said it was from the Hang Fung Restaurant?  And the defense threw all its weight behind the accusations of RACIST comments on the part of Mark Fuhrman!  But they saw absolutely no conflict between harrumphing about racism on one day, and snickering racist comments themselves the next.

Posted by: Fledrmaus at April 04, 2014 06:05 PM (FkH4y)

452 ONT up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 04, 2014 06:12 PM (u82oZ)

453 A superbly written explanation Ace. Here's hoping it's as influential as it is informative. My regards

Posted by: Bob Reed at April 04, 2014 06:12 PM (CpGKX)

454 106 What do the letters NAACP stand for? Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2014 07:12 PM (FWbLS) National Association for the Advancement of Communist Principles.

Posted by: baldilocks filipova at April 04, 2014 07:02 PM (36Rjy)

455 Oh and my high school mascot? The Romans.

Posted by: baldilocks filipova at April 04, 2014 07:17 PM (36Rjy)

456

Nothing on this site makes me cringe like Ace's take on the Redskins. I mean, holy shit with this:

"In fact, White Liberals currently on their jihad against the name "Redskins" make an exception for other teams with Indian nicknames-- Braves, Chiefs, Indians, all okay. Not racist, the White Liberals have decided, although it's unclear how they've come to this conclusion. "

How in the hell does this still get raised as a talking point? It boggles the mind that someone as smart as Ace has such a massive blind spot here. Few if anyone takes "Brave" or "Chief" as a term of disrespect against Native Americans. Whatever your personal viewpoint is, you can't say the same for "Redskin".

That's the difference. It's not complicated.

Posted by: Oscar Meyer at April 04, 2014 09:21 PM (m0HUW)

457 JEFF GOLDSTEIN YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD I READ YOUR BLOG!

Posted by: dicentra at April 04, 2014 09:30 PM (AIGFR)

458 What is it with this liberal fixation on skin? We all have it. Why is talking about it or recognizing we have it offensive?

Oh, look. Yours is a slightly different shade than mine. There, I said it. So, sue me..

I'm beginning to suspect this white liberal minority of outrage marshals  might just be the ones dishing out all this white supremacy business I've been hearing so much about.

Posted by: D.W.Robinson at April 05, 2014 12:26 AM (m+Ib5)

459 106 What do the letters NAACP stand for?
Posted by: wheatie at April 04, 2014 07:12 PM (FWbLS)

I thought it was the National Association of American Crack Pots.

Posted by: Fledrmaus at April 05, 2014 05:09 AM (FkH4y)

460 So when I had the Tu Do Street Civic Association denounce John Kerry and Jack Murtha ("You Numbah Ten Thousand Short Time Fucky Sucky Boy!") I was being "insensitive"?

Posted by: richard mcenroe at April 05, 2014 06:40 AM (XO6WW)

461 So when does it start to become permissible to to just throw a bag over the head of a few liberals like Colbert and MSNBC hosts and beat the living s*** out of them? Anybody that tries to tell me that we can change PC pathology without acting like jihadis is smoking powerful dope.

Posted by: PD Quig at April 05, 2014 07:36 AM (0f/yT)

462 The trouble is, they are in a joined-at-the-hip political alliance with the Progressives, who are, in reality, just socialist fascists.
------------------------

Yep, and America is on its way to becoming The First Multicultural Reich if they continue to advance.

Posted by: Socrates at April 05, 2014 07:54 AM (B3oXo)

463 That was a heckuva post, Ace. See also "Two Cheers for Double Standards" by Stanley Fish in the NY Times (dated 3/12/12) http://campaignstops.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/03/12/two-cheers-for-double-standards/ [Gist: Lefty/Dem/Progs are noble, wise, compassionate, and good. So if one of them chances to say something "inartful", they get an automatic pass. The tribe has to stick together.] Fish winds up, "I know the objections to what I have said here. It amounts to an apology for identity politics. {...} It implies finally that might makes right. I can live with that." Shorter version: The Borg don't waste their time on somebody who's already a Member of The Hive. They focus on the UnAssimilated. In fact, their _*ONLY*_ focus is the UnAssimilated. Everything else is window-dressing.

Posted by: A_Nonny_Mouse at April 05, 2014 01:19 PM (M6eUN)

464 That was a heckuva post, Ace. See also "Two Cheers for Double Standards" by Stanley Fish in the NY Times (dated 3/12/12) http://campaignstops.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/03/12/two-cheers-for-double-standards/ [Gist: Lefty/Dem/Progs are noble, wise, compassionate, and good. So if one of them chances to say something "inartful", they get an automatic pass. The tribe has to stick together.] Fish winds up, "I know the objections to what I have said here. It amounts to an apology for identity politics. {...} It implies finally that might makes right. I can live with that." Shorter version: The Borg don't waste their time on somebody who's already a Member of The Hive. They focus on the UnAssimilated. In fact, their _*ONLY*_ focus is the UnAssimilated. Everything else is window-dressing.

Posted by: A_Nonny_Mouse at April 05, 2014 01:19 PM (M6eUN)

465 That was a heckuva post, Ace. See also "Two Cheers for Double Standards" by Stanley Fish in the NY Times (dated 3/12/12) http://campaignstops.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/03/12/two-cheers-for-double-standards/ [Gist: Lefty/Dem/Progs are noble, wise, compassionate, and good. So if one of them chances to say something "inartful", they get an automatic pass. The tribe has to stick together.] Fish winds up, "I know the objections to what I have said here. It amounts to an apology for identity politics. {...} It implies finally that might makes right. I can live with that." Shorter version: The Borg don't waste their time on somebody who's already a Member of The Hive. They focus on the UnAssimilated. In fact, their _*ONLY*_ focus is the UnAssimilated. Everything else is window-dressing.

Posted by: A_Nonny_Mouse at April 05, 2014 01:19 PM (M6eUN)

466 That was a heckuva post, Ace. See also "Two Cheers for Double Standards" by Stanley Fish in the NY Times (dated 3/12/12) http://campaignstops.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/03/12/two-cheers-for-double-standards/ [Gist: Lefty/Dem/Progs are noble, wise, compassionate, and good. So if one of them chances to say something "inartful", they get an automatic pass. The tribe has to stick together.] Fish winds up, "I know the objections to what I have said here. It amounts to an apology for identity politics. {...} It implies finally that might makes right. I can live with that." Shorter version: The Borg don't waste their time on somebody who's already a Member of The Hive. They focus on the UnAssimilated. In fact, their _*ONLY*_ focus is the UnAssimilated. Everything else is window-dressing.

Posted by: A_Nonny_Mouse at April 05, 2014 01:19 PM (M6eUN)

467 The focus is on "Redskins" because it's the most offensive.  Activists are also trying to get the Braves and Indians changed, and get rid of the Chief Wahoo mascot.

Also, it's not just White Liberals who are acting as arbiters of what is racist and what is not.  White Moderates and White Conservatives do it too.  It's just a white attitude that white people think they get to define what is racist and what is not.

That's the larger fight, that white people are not only racist, but think they can define the standards of what is considered racist, and what is considered not-racist.

That's what people of color are fighting against.  We demand respect on our terms, and by "our" I mean a negotiated position between people of color, generally.  The rule is simple: does the group being depicted or named find the depiction or name a problem.  If so, as a group, we will agree to oppose that depiction or name.

The assumption is that white people and some people of color won't want to go along with that, and one of the reasons is because they don't like change, and have a stake in disrespecting minorities.

In Colbert's case, he obviously makes money by making fun of Asians, even if he's bascially "on our side".  He also makes money by allowing some racism about Native Americans to pass.  It works for him, because his audience, who are mostly white, want to laugh at racist jokes, and they do so by allowing themselves to enjoy the Colbert Report.

I don't want to let comedians of color of the hook here.  They do the same thing.  That's why Dave Chapelle quit - he realized that he was the black figure giving permissions for white people to laugh at racist jokes.

Posted by: john at April 05, 2014 03:13 PM (YxRE6)

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