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April 13, 2014

Bar Etiquette: Take 2
— Open Blogger

Dear anonymous woman,

While I appreciate your effort in penning this lovely missive, and I really enjoyed your interesting syntax, I am puzzled that you refer to yourself as a "lady."

Ladies don't use words like "dick" and "douchy," and they certainly don't wander into bars expecting to sit down immediately, when others have been waiting patiently and politely.

And as long as we are on the subject, ladies don't go to bars without their husbands and get hammered.

The bartendress during this alleged brutality was witness to the proceedings, and responded with this:

Although...I stopped in a week later and the bartender (also witness to the assault) felt that I had been insufficiently abused, so he invited me to the Easter brunch:

Hummus

1 15 ounce can of chick peas (cecci beans)
1 small clove of garlic
Cayenne pepper to taste (I use 1/8 teaspoon)
Pinch of Kosher salt
Juice of one large lemon
4 ounces Tahini (Sesame paste)
1 cup Extra Virgin olive oil (Do not use a very flavorful one...neutral is best)

In a food processor with the metal blade, blend the beans, garlic, salt, pepper and 1/2 the lemon juice. At least 10-15 seconds....you want it nice and smooth.

Add the tahini (be sure to stir it thoroughly before using) and process until smooth...another 10 seconds or so.

Gradually add to olive oil, starting very slowly, until the mixture is emulsified and nice and thick. It might not need the entire cup of oil, so go slowly and check frequently.

Taste and correct for salt and lemon juice. After you add more lemon juice it might require a bit more oil to thicken.

I have used lots of different tahini preparations, but recently found an organic one from Canada that is great.

The traditional scoop is pita, but try it with pretzels.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 12:00 PM | Comments (179)
Post contains 332 words, total size 2 kb.

1 Evening all!

Posted by: Joe Tenebris at April 06, 2014 06:43 PM (y6KdO)

2 Gotta love the AoSHQ formatting. I can't even see the post, but I can respond!

Posted by: In Exile at April 06, 2014 06:43 PM (mz/2V)

3 fail? lol

Posted by: JarvisW at April 06, 2014 06:44 PM (E7Iyp)

4 Was she already half in the bag, or does her handwriting just suck?

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at April 13, 2014 12:05 PM (yE8uc)

5 Are those real?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2014 12:05 PM (oMKp3)

That last note is some funny sh*t.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 13, 2014 12:06 PM (sQ0LB)

7 Am I meant to take that "invitation" from your bartender at face value? I worked as a bartender and I call bullshit.

Posted by: Mike James at April 13, 2014 12:06 PM (2x0sM)

8 Whuh?

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 13, 2014 12:06 PM (2NrWL)

9 There is etiquette in a bar? I used to get to my favorite bar early in the afternoon so I could be sure to get my favorite seat.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 13, 2014 12:07 PM (T2V/1)

10 I really love hummus. It's simple, but there are a million variations of the recipe.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 12:08 PM (IXrOn)

11 I worked as a bartender for a little while, and I call buull$#!+ on that supposed invitation to Easter brunch. Even if he hated you and hated the thought of losing income, why would he take the time to menace his job by setting something down in writing?

Posted by: Mike James at April 13, 2014 12:09 PM (2x0sM)

12 A lady would notice when she should remove her pocketbook or purse from a bar stool in order to allow someone else to use it.

Posted by: Vendette at April 13, 2014 12:09 PM (+c9n+)

13 Posted by: Mike James at April 13, 2014 04:06 PM (2x0sM)

Tongue in cheek.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2014 12:09 PM (QFxY5)

14 Okay, my first comment didn't show up. Appy polly loggies for double posting, I don't know what I did wrong. Me stupid.

Posted by: Mike James at April 13, 2014 12:11 PM (2x0sM)

15 Me stupid.

Posted by: Mike James at April 13, 2014 04:11 PM (2x0sM)

Welcome! You are among friends!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2014 12:12 PM (QFxY5)

16 Your People Killed our Savior with our buffet Eastre Brunch?

Posted by: m at April 13, 2014 12:12 PM (2AqeI)

17 Posted by: Mike James at April 13, 2014 04:11 PM (2x0sM) I think the thread had a hiccup there for a moment.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2014 12:12 PM (oMKp3)

18 Given the price of booze in NYC bars I probably wouldn't taking anybody's favorite seat in a bar there.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 13, 2014 12:12 PM (T2V/1)

19 Eastre-->Easter

Posted by: m at April 13, 2014 12:13 PM (2AqeI)

20 So, wait, the Open Blogger is a Roman?

Posted by: cool arrow at April 13, 2014 12:13 PM (7XKHI)

21 13 Your People Killed our Savior with our buffet Eastre Brunch? Like I always say, don't eat the lutefisk.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2014 12:13 PM (oMKp3)

22 Like I always say, don't eat the lutefisk.

***

Well, that's just common sense.

Posted by: cool arrow at April 13, 2014 12:14 PM (7XKHI)

23 Your People Killed our Savior with our buffet Eastre Brunch? Posted by: m at April 13, 2014 04:12 PM (2AqeI) Excellent! Our misdirection went all according to plan!

Posted by: Salmonella at April 13, 2014 12:14 PM (AymDN)

24 Like I always say, don't eat the lutefisk.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2014 04:13 PM (oMKp3)

I like lutefisk though

Posted by: The Dude at April 13, 2014 12:15 PM (bStrg)

25 Be SURA and mix the tahini WELL it loves to separate. Also, it'all the Jooos fault... order a pork sausage pizza and see what happens... JOOOOOOOOOS

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 13, 2014 12:16 PM (vHRtU)

26 a guy walks into a bar and sits down? men stand in bars and subways. especially in subways, since they are filthy and you never know when you are gonna have to evade a lunge or throw a punch.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2014 12:16 PM (rDidD)

27 @13 I was at a brunch like that once. It's the shellfish.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 13, 2014 12:16 PM (xq1UY)

28 So, wait, the Open Blogger is a Roman? Posted by: cool arrow at April 13, 2014 04:13 PM (7XKHI) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo

Posted by: Biggus Dickus at April 13, 2014 12:16 PM (AymDN)

29 I graduated from Shippensburg University in 1992; my favorite bar was The Gingerbreadman, or as we called it The G-Man. The bar had a dining section with table and booths but the bar itself had two sections. The first section was the "Wood Bar" and the second had a formica topping. The "Wood Bar" was closer to the entrance and by tacit agreement among the patrons was for the more prominent regulars. You knew you had "arrived" when you could sit at the "Wood Bar", but on the weekends you still had to get there early....

Posted by: Jenk at April 13, 2014 12:17 PM (e2ysZ)

30 Jesus, so to speak, WTF did pixy do to my post?

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 13, 2014 12:17 PM (vHRtU)

31 @13 I was at a brunch like that once. It's the shellfish. Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 13, 2014 04:16 PM (xq1UY) It was the Salmon Mousse: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMBsZC-FJNE

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at April 13, 2014 12:19 PM (AymDN)

32 I used to make Hummus when I worked at the Caravan Serai back in the 70's. The owner was reported to be a Born Again Christian from Afghanistan. He wasn't. He was one of the cruelest men I think I have ever come across in my life and his nephew was positively homicidal. Being a 15 year old kid I really didn't know any better. The night that the Russians invaded Afghanistan was epic.... the meltdowns were award winning. I learned a lot at that place. I used to make Murgh Kabobs, Lamb Shanks, Dahl, Rice Pilaf, Baklava, and Pistachio Yogurt Tart all from scratch and in volume. Loved the food.

Posted by: Decidedly Indifferent at April 13, 2014 12:20 PM (jucos)

33 @27 yeah, what about that? Be SURA. Is that Spartacist hummus, or the Koranic recipe?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 13, 2014 12:20 PM (xq1UY)

34 I stopped by Costco today. The pork I bought 1 month ago at $2.00/lb is now $2.49/lb and the chicken during the same period has jumped from $0.99/lb to $1.29/lb. It's really too bad there does not exist some sort of index that keeps track of across-the-board increases in consumer prices of frivolities such as food and gasoline.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Solid Gold Diaphragm at April 13, 2014 12:20 PM (bHnlE)

35 Speaking of Salmon Mousse I had utterly superb salmon tartar yesterday...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 13, 2014 12:21 PM (vHRtU)

36 Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2014 04:12 PM (oMKp3)

Too much gin?

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Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2014 12:21 PM (QFxY5)

37 I've never been a regular at any bar, but I do go to a lot of coffeeshops. If you leave your stuff at a seat, that means you're coming back. But if you've annexed a vacant seat just to hold your stuff, you're a jerk.

Posted by: Trimegistus at April 13, 2014 12:21 PM (tR4iG)

38 I like hummus, but this scene cracks me up... Sea of Monsters (Percy Jackson) by Rick Riordan: "That's what the Sirens showed me. My fatal flaw is hubris." I blinked. "That brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches?" She rolled her eyes. "No, Seaweed Brain. That's hummus. Hubris is worse." "What could be worse than hummus?

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 13, 2014 12:21 PM (SUKHu)

39 Whatever happened to "Excuse me, I was sitting there"?

Posted by: rickl at April 13, 2014 12:22 PM (sdi6R)

40 Kosher ham for Easter?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 13, 2014 12:22 PM (HVff2)

41 Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 13, 2014 04:17 PM (vHRtU)

It wasn't pixy.

Posted by: The Jooooos at April 13, 2014 12:22 PM (QFxY5)

42 Kosher ham for Easter?

***

Be sure to wash it down with milk!

Posted by: cool arrow at April 13, 2014 12:23 PM (7XKHI)

43 well, unlady like as her not was, she was right, not very gentlemanly.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2014 12:23 PM (rDidD)

44 33 Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2014 04:12 PM (oMKp3) Too much gin? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2014 04:21 PM (QFxY5) Ahhh, lead me not into temptation, my friend. I am refraining from all strong drink for Holy Week. And I blame you for my sudden crush on Tanqueray, btw.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2014 12:24 PM (oMKp3)

45 Be sure to wash it down with milk! Posted by: cool arrow at April 13, 2014 04:23 PM (7XKHI) What variety?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at April 13, 2014 12:25 PM (HVff2)

46 I wonder why she decided to go with "You" instead of "To" which she started with? Apparently her self censoring was only good for one letter or one word.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2014 12:25 PM (rDidD)

47 I had heard that the one responsible for killing Jesus was Biggus Dickus.

Just saying

Posted by: Brian at April 13, 2014 12:26 PM (eX8a6)

48
It's really too bad there does not exist some sort of index that keeps track of across-the-board increases in consumer prices of frivolities such as food and gasoline.Posted by: Sandra Fluke's Solid Gold Diaphragm at April 13, 2014 04:20 PM (bHnlE)
There is no inflation.

Posted by: Ben Bernanke Jr. at April 13, 2014 12:26 PM (AaZet)

49 And I blame you for my sudden crush on Tanqueray, btw.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2014 04:24 PM (oMKp3)

There are lots of other gins with really interesting flavors.

It's like descending into hell, only with a cocktail.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2014 12:26 PM (QFxY5)

50 This is the hummus recipe I usually make. It's from the anal cookbook - you know the one - The New Best Recipe. 1 (15 ounce) can chickpeas, drained & rinsed 1 medium garlic minced or pressed 3/4 tsp salt Pinch cayenne pepper 3 Tablespoons juice from 1 large lemon 1/4 cup tahini 1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil 1/4 cup water odd it adds water but, this one is really good.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 12:26 PM (IXrOn)

51 life of brian was as tedious a movie as ever made.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2014 12:26 PM (rDidD)

52 Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2014 04:23 PM (rDidD)

It wasn't her seat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2014 12:27 PM (QFxY5)

53 It's really too bad there does not exist some sort of index that keeps track of across-the-board increases in consumer prices of frivolities such as food and gasoline.

Nah. Who uses that stuff...

Posted by: tu3031 at April 13, 2014 12:27 PM (yagOO)

54 There are lots of other gins with really interesting flavors. Yer killin me here CBD.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2014 12:27 PM (oMKp3)

55 Nothing better than kosher ham with a side of lobster and goat-hoof jello for desert... really, it's what Easter is all about...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 13, 2014 12:28 PM (vHRtU)

56 Fucking Nebraska, yesterday was no bra titties in halter tops, today it's a damn blizzard....

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 13, 2014 12:29 PM (vHRtU)

57 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 04:26 PM (IXrOn)

As you pointed out upthread, there are lots of recipes. My aunt makes a pretty solid hummus and her recipe is similar to yours.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2014 12:29 PM (QFxY5)

58 We watched "Food Court Wars" yesterday because it was about local peeps.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 13, 2014 12:29 PM (SUKHu)

59 It's all the Jooooooooos fault...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 13, 2014 12:29 PM (vHRtU)

60 The Salmon Mousse, yeah. I like Death bitching about the Americans: "You A-mer-icans. Always "telling you something..."

In one of my many contretemps with the sharp end of the medical establishment (just last week), as I pointed out, rather pointedly, that despite moving goalposts I am still not "overweight," my practitioner said, "Well, all Americans can stand to lose five pounds, or ten pounds."

I got to wondering. I've been in Germany, and Belgium, and Luxembourg and such, and I didn't hear anyone sitting around saying, "The trouble with us Dutch is that we really ought to..." or "What's really wrong with us French is..."

Has it become part of the "American character" to morbidly introspect every god-damned thing we might do to change or improve, however incrementally -- or is it just us adapting everyone else's inborn right to micromanage the Americans?

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 13, 2014 12:29 PM (xq1UY)

61 So, you come from a family of Roman Centurions?

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at April 13, 2014 12:30 PM (Qp0nB)

62 Ugh!! I've heard that if you cut diesel fuel with wood alcohol it tastes just like gin. I'll stick to beer and vodka, although I was a bit more foolish and adventurous in my youth....

Posted by: Jenk at April 13, 2014 12:31 PM (e2ysZ)

63 Thanks for the belly laugh - that last note is hysterical. Which reminds me, I can't buy any camera gear for another week (unless I do it like, now!)because all the good camera stores are run by - you guessed it. Happy Passover!

Posted by: Clutch Cargo at April 13, 2014 12:31 PM (pgQxn)

64 "...my practitioner said, "Well, all Americans can stand to lose five pounds, or ten pounds.""

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 13, 2014 04:29 PM (xq1UY)

Well, all doctors need to shut up now and then.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2014 12:31 PM (QFxY5)

65 Dutch... all their women should belong to us....

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 13, 2014 12:31 PM (vHRtU)

66 The controversial Nourishing Traditions uses flax oil in their hummus. I buy canned chickpeas, but, of course, they cook them from scratch. 2 cups chickpeas 3 cloves garlic 1/4 cup tahini 1 Tablespoon expeller-expressed flax oil 1/2 cup fresh lemon juice pinch of cayenne pepper ~never tried it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 12:31 PM (IXrOn)

67 or is it just us adapting everyone else's inborn right to micromanage the Americans?
Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 13, 2014 04:29 PM (xq1UY)

We are like a class project for the rest of the world.

Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2014 12:32 PM (eX8a6)

68 >>Yer killin me here Tradition!

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 13, 2014 12:32 PM (SUKHu)

69 It wasn't her seat. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo oh nevermind what the hell do I know anyway? I thought the note said it was her seat? Oh wait, thos were written to you? Sorry, you know, I only read her notes. so you mean she was angry you sat in her usual seat and not that you took her seat when she was lapdancing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2014 12:32 PM (rDidD)

70 Bubba just tied with the kid, who was two up.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2014 12:33 PM (oMKp3)

71 Flax oil tastes like politicians ass sweat. Except less wholesome.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 13, 2014 12:33 PM (vHRtU)

72 "Thentuwion, stwike him....!!!"

Posted by: Jenk at April 13, 2014 12:33 PM (e2ysZ)

73 Posted by: Mama AJ at April 13, 2014 04:32 PM (SUKHu) Hahahahaha!!

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2014 12:33 PM (oMKp3)

74 Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2014 04:32 PM (rDidD)

Now I'm embarrassed.

I didn't even notice if she was lap-dance worthy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2014 12:34 PM (QFxY5)

75 Man I'd pay $100 for a best in class lap dance about now...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 13, 2014 12:35 PM (vHRtU)

76 We are like a class project for the rest of the world.

Posted by: Bruce at April 13, 2014 04:32 PM (eX8a6)

This!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2014 12:35 PM (QFxY5)

77 Too much gin? Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2014 04:21 PM (QFxY5) A little mood music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtIWnKWTUrQ

Posted by: A Hatful of Cold Gin at April 13, 2014 12:35 PM (AymDN)

78 yeah, lot of other gins besides Tanqueray but that is a really good one. I may have been a Tanqueray fan longer than any other alcohol. If you like it in martinis you will love it in gin and tonics. ah pine needles.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2014 12:35 PM (rDidD)

79 Now I'm embarrassed. I didn't even notice if she was lap-dance worthy. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo well if I had been more careful in my reading I would have realized you were the fellow in question and never had any doubts about the gentlemanly behavior.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2014 12:37 PM (rDidD)

And as long as we are on the subject, ladies don't go to bars without their husbands and get hammered.

A lady gets hammered in the privacy of her home.

An 'ette goes to a bar and wins a drinking contest.

Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 13, 2014 12:37 PM (sQ0LB)

81 I like to substitute white beans for chickpeas, add some basil in, and use sweet paprika instead of cayenne (plus also some hot sauce). Also. one one only needs to mash, not puree the above. so I guess basically I'm talking about an entirely different recipe

Posted by: taylork at April 13, 2014 12:38 PM (9bPUR)

82 What the heck is tahini?

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2014 12:39 PM (oMKp3)

83 And as long as we are on the subject, ladies don't go to bars without their husbands and get hammered. A lady gets hammered in the privacy of her home. Posted by: Conservative Crank and she gets drunk at home too.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2014 12:39 PM (rDidD)

84 An 'ette goes to a ~~bar~~ MoMee and wins a drinking contest. Posted by: Conservative Crank at April 13, 2014 04:37 PM (sQ0LB) Dodges multiple high heel shoes being thrown!

Posted by: Hrothgar at April 13, 2014 12:39 PM (o3MSL)

85 She offered me a hummus, I said great and dropped trou. She dumped a quart of chickpea paste in my crotch. Oddly enough, I liked it. And asked for more lemon juice.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 13, 2014 12:39 PM (vHRtU)

86 This is the hummus recipe I usually make. It's from the anal cookbook - you know the one - The New Best Recipe.

1 (15 ounce) can chickpeas, drained & rinsed
1 medium garlic minced or pressed
3/4 tsp salt
Pinch cayenne pepper
3 Tablespoons juice from 1 large lemon
1/4 cup tahini
1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil
1/4 cup water

odd it adds water
but, this one is really good.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 04:26 PM (IXrOn)

__________________

Anal Cookbook? I don't think I would want anything from it.

Posted by: Decidedly Indifferent at April 13, 2014 12:40 PM (jucos)

87 so I am assuming you went to the shower even though it was not yours?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2014 12:41 PM (rDidD)

88 Morality has certainly degenerated. As for women, you can always tell whether they are "ladies" or not by looking into their eyes. If they have brown eyes, they are dirty whores who deserve to be tortured and raped. Ditto for any melanin more than none. Later.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at April 13, 2014 12:42 PM (9W+0f)

89 >>>And as long as we are on the subject, ladies don't go to bars without their husbands and get hammered.<<<

Damn, I can see why her old man prefers to drink elsewhere.

Posted by: Fritz at April 13, 2014 12:42 PM (oJUxt)

90 Tahini is sesame seed butter. It's about as permanent as the honey in the Pyramids. After the first couple of years, though, the warming and emulsifying process can get pretty mystical.

It's just as good as an emergency fuel as it is as a floor protectant.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at April 13, 2014 12:42 PM (xq1UY)

91 Elk recipes from The Elk Ranch. http://www.elkranch.com/recipes.shtml I've only had Elk Medallions, but there is a lot of tasty sounding recipes here. Bacon-Wrapped Elk Medallions http://www.denverpost.com/food/ci_11821601 Elk Medallions with Roasted Shallots http://tinyurl.com/q9nmz9h Field & Stream I have a Coriander-and-Orange-Braised Elk Ribs recipe in my Bones: Recipes, History, & Lore cookbook. It sounds delicious, but you have to also make a Game Stock in advance. They recommend venison bones for the stock recipe.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 12:42 PM (IXrOn)

92 I shit you not -- popular names for girls in the Stalinist era were: Electrification Barricade Metallurgist Oncologist Radiographer Slide Rule Galvanizer

Posted by: Rowan Atkinson at April 13, 2014 12:43 PM (8c12T)

93 MUMR I'm not sure what that statement was supposed to accomplish but it's over the line IMO.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2014 12:44 PM (oMKp3)

94 87 Tahini is sesame seed butter. It's about as permanent as the honey in the Pyramids. After the first couple of years, though, the warming and emulsifying process can get pretty mystical. It's just as good as an emergency fuel as it is as a floor protectant. UTTER BRILLIANCE & TRUTH

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 13, 2014 12:44 PM (vHRtU)

95 #63...why is it controversial?...aren't those the folks who ferment everything? I used to look at their site when I first started making sauerkraut.

Posted by: dumbartist at April 13, 2014 12:44 PM (ahBY0)

96 Uh oh. Breaking news makes this thread not quite so funny. Prayers being said.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 13, 2014 12:45 PM (SUKHu)

97 Anal Cookbook? I don't think I would want anything from it. Posted by: Decidedly Indifferent at April 13, 2014 04:40 PM (jucos) You'ld understand if you saw it. Pages of why they did what they did compared to what other chef/recipes do. Every tedious detail of their testing certain ingredient against others. But, I have to say, every single recipe is a success and delicious.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 12:45 PM (IXrOn)

98 She can galvinize my slide rule anytime she wants...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 13, 2014 12:45 PM (vHRtU)

99
There are lots of other gins with really interesting flavors.
Bombay Sapphire mmm
Serious you guys. Gin and tonic for prevention of malaria and scurvy. medicinal purposes only

Posted by: lurking grandma at April 13, 2014 12:46 PM (2VaQu)

100 If you want a link that works to the Jewish centres shooting, it's in my sock.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 13, 2014 12:46 PM (hn5v5)

101 Uh oh. Breaking news makes this thread not quite so funny. Prayers being said. Posted by: Mama AJ at April 13, 2014 04:45 PM (SUKHu) Crap, yeah. Shooting in Kansas.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 12:46 PM (IXrOn)

102 87 Tahini is sesame seed butter. It's about as permanent as the honey in the Pyramids. After the first couple of years, though, the warming and emulsifying process can get pretty mystical. You people are so fancy with all yer mystical foods n stuff. I just open a bag of Cheetos and call it a day.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2014 12:46 PM (oMKp3)

103 Posted by: Decidedly Indifferent at April 13, 2014 04:20 PM (jucos)

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Crazed people but the food sounds great. Do you recall the yogurt pistachio tart recipe. I have seen pistachio tarts -- but mostly with mascarpone or ricotta. Thx.

Posted by: gracepmc at April 13, 2014 12:47 PM (rznx3)

104 Wow. Weird behavior.

Posted by: Y-not at April 13, 2014 12:47 PM (zDsvJ)

105 So I hvae a big coho salmon filet for dinner tonight, I'm thinking a long pan ear to crisp up the skin, and an agave syrup, shallot, and soy sauce glaze to finish in the oven. Am I missing anything?

Posted by: taylork at April 13, 2014 12:47 PM (9bPUR)

106 There are lots of other gins with really interesting flavors. Bombay Sapphire mmm Serious you guys. Gin and tonic for prevention of malaria and scurvy. medicinal purposes only Posted by: lurking grandma and you always keep a mosquito nearby.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2014 12:47 PM (rDidD)

107 Easter, the day our saviour said "nya, nya" to your people.

Posted by: bergerbilder at April 13, 2014 12:48 PM (8MjqI)

108 also, I got some blanched sugar snap peass that I've sliced into 1/4" pieces I was going to saute with some garlic and shallot.

Posted by: taylork at April 13, 2014 12:48 PM (9bPUR)

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Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 13, 2014 12:48 PM (JS0vr)

110 Perhaps add some powdered ginger to the glaze (I could do fresh but I don't want to go to the grocery store today).

Posted by: taylork at April 13, 2014 12:49 PM (9bPUR)

111 I'm not sure what that statement was supposed to accomplish but it's over the line IMO.

You responded, and that's what it was supposed to accomplish. Ignore it.

Posted by: pep at April 13, 2014 12:50 PM (4nR9/)

112 FUCK. Prayers out to our Kansas people. I HATE psychopaths that target innocent people... I hope the shooter dies of a thousand rapes in prison, bleeding to death alone and afraid, before spending eternity in Hell.

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 13, 2014 12:50 PM (vHRtU)

113 http://tinyurl.com/p6dbufo

This works for Fox. There's not much known yet.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 13, 2014 12:50 PM (JS0vr)

114 fox had something on a while ago, everyone was locked down.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2014 12:51 PM (rDidD)

115 I got drunk for the first time on NY Eve, when I was 13. Mom had a bottle of gin, and my buddy and I decided we should try this thing called drinking. I didn't like the taste of gin, so we chugged it, along with some other stuff. 12 hours later, after I stopped vomiting, I decided I didn't really like drinking very much. I've largely gotten over that, but to this day I can't drink gin.

Posted by: pep at April 13, 2014 12:52 PM (4nR9/)

116 OK, I get that this chick is bitching about not getting the seat she wanted, that CBD got. But how does the pocketbook thing work here?

Posted by: Taco Shack at April 13, 2014 12:52 PM (C+qQ0)

117 taylork: Capers and dill

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at April 13, 2014 12:52 PM (vHRtU)

118 Posted by: andycanuck at April 13, 2014 04:46 PM (hn5v5)

If you think I'm touching your sock, you're nuts. (and I ain't touching THOSE either.)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 13, 2014 12:52 PM (JS0vr)

119 Quandary #2. Lamb or Ham for Easter dinner next week? If I do lamb I can invite my Jewish friends, but since the brother-in-law is coming in and I currently have the displeasure of living with my mother-in-law (be warned if you ask why I do this it will be a long reply...and I'm not a broke scab BTW), perhaps I shouldn't invite friends?

Posted by: taylork at April 13, 2014 12:52 PM (9bPUR)

120 Reportedly one dead, 2 injured and shooter in custody. Jewish assisted living facility. Children were on the scene for some sort of activity.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2014 12:52 PM (oMKp3)

121 Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2014 04:41 PM (rDidD)

Yes...she is a kind and sweet and cheerful woman.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2014 12:54 PM (QFxY5)

122 There were shootings at two separate Jewish Centers, from what I understand. One was a community center type place where there were lots of kids/teens. The other was an assisted living center. Praying for everyone.

Posted by: Lauren at April 13, 2014 12:54 PM (hFL/3)

123 63...why is it controversial?...aren't those the folks who ferment everything? I used to look at their site when I first started making sauerkraut. Posted by: dumbartist at April 13, 2014 04:44 PM (ahBY0) not to me, I love it but, there are nutritional "factions" or as Ace calls them "tribes" that attack their theories But, the recipes are great. So, I don't care. It has so many unique recipes like Kimchi. It's hard to explain how many treasures are in it. And, yes, fermented foods are so healthy. It's just their ideology is at war with others.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 12:54 PM (IXrOn)

124 But how does the pocketbook thing work here?

If your a chick, you buy this big bag for an inflated price then put all your shit in it.

Then you make any prospective boyfriends carry it for you while you shop just to see if they're horny enough to look stupid carrying a purse around so they can maybe get in your pants.

See how that works?

Men just stuff shit in their pants and pockets and go. They don't ask the women to hold anything for them that they don't want fondled. (gently)

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 13, 2014 12:55 PM (JS0vr)

125 So, CBD, how often do you get subjected to blatant anti-Semitism? I just ask because as I may have mentioned before my husband, who is a Frog-Wop but looks like a member of the Tribe, has been on the receiving end of anti-Semitism. It was shocking to us when it happened when we were apartment shopping in the Boston area. Truly bizarre.

Posted by: Y-not at April 13, 2014 12:55 PM (zDsvJ)

126 About the only women I've seen that understand bar etiquette are 50 year old plus bar fly's. They spend money, only leave the bar to smoke or piss and don't make themselves the center of attention. You get a pack of twentysomethings and they, as CBD pointed out, use the barstools as a coat rake while they roam. It's even worse if there's a band, then they'll also commandeer a table near the dance floor to sit their drinks on along with the barstools. The thirty and fourtysomethings are usually their with their spouse and another couple and sit at the bar nursing some shitty wine for an hour and scowl, like it's beneath them to be there.
Rant off.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 13, 2014 12:56 PM (IV4od)

127 not to me, I love it but, there are nutritional "factions" or as Ace calls them "tribes" that attack their theories >>>I would attack what seems like to little oile. Only a tbsp for hummus?

Posted by: taylork at April 13, 2014 12:57 PM (9bPUR)

128 >> Men just stuff shit in their pants and pockets and go. They don't ask the women to hold anything for them -- Ah, but this is untrue. When I was younger I did not carry a purse. I either had a bookbag/backpack thing or just used pockets. But once I started carrying a pocketbook, suddenly my dear husband had all sorts of things he wanted me to carry for "us."

Posted by: Y-not at April 13, 2014 12:57 PM (zDsvJ)

129 GUN THREAD

Posted by: Vic[/i] at April 13, 2014 12:57 PM (T2V/1)

130 you can solve the pocket book / purse problem by waiting for them to leave you with it then, when she walks away, dump it onto the table and let her find you sifting through its contents.

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2014 12:57 PM (rDidD)

131 @The Duke:
"I like lutefisk though"

Well, you are just a bastard then, aren't ya?

Posted by: cheshirecat at April 13, 2014 12:57 PM (YUl52)

132 Easter, the day our saviour said "nya, nya" to your people. Gonna guess that the shooter didn't see Jesus as "saviour". As prophet would be my guess (because if his name was Helmut "Toothbrush" Schultz we'd know already, media being what it is).

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 13, 2014 12:58 PM (30eLQ)

133 And it's called a "European carryall"!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at April 13, 2014 12:58 PM (hn5v5)

134 Looks like a Neo Nazi according to JPost "Police nab one suspect reported as yelling "heil Hitler" as he was detained; shots reported at JCC, Jewish retirement community; according to local media 3rd victim is in critical condition; sites on lockdown." CNN is saying 3 dead.

Posted by: Lauren at April 13, 2014 12:59 PM (hFL/3)

135 >>116 Reportedly one dead, 2 injured and shooter in custody. Oh my word. Prayers for the victims. Eternal damnation for the shooter.

Posted by: Y-not at April 13, 2014 12:59 PM (zDsvJ)

136 Y-Not

I'm guessing CBD and the bartender are good friends and that this is a running joke.

Making racial/ethnic/religious slurs at your friends is an old American pastime.

It's a sign of acceptance. Which is why all the whiners are making a big mistake by being so over sensitive about shit.

Flat heads, bohunks, jew boys, chinks, etc. are terms of endearment among friends.

When you have to tiptoe around language, you're not among friends.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 13, 2014 12:59 PM (JS0vr)

137 It's okay to eat fish, cuz they don't have any feeling. Seems like a relevant statement to post as I listen to Nirvana.

Posted by: taylork at April 13, 2014 12:59 PM (9bPUR)

138 130 Looks like a Neo Nazi according to JPost "Police nab one suspect reported as yelling "heil Hitler" as he was detained; shots reported at JCC, Jewish retirement community; according to local media 3rd victim is in critical condition; sites on lockdown." CNN is saying 3 dead. Oh dear Lord God. No more. No more.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2014 01:00 PM (oMKp3)

139 Posted by: Y-not at April 13, 2014 04:57 PM (zDsvJ)

That's married men.

They're just getting even.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 13, 2014 01:00 PM (JS0vr)

140 >>I'm guessing CBD and the bartender are good friends and that this is a running joke. D'oh! I jumped into the thread w/out reading the comments. Thanks for the clarification.

Posted by: Y-not at April 13, 2014 01:01 PM (zDsvJ)

141 #119...I see what you mean...I just found that Korean pepper powder for Kimchi...cool stuff

Posted by: dumbartist at April 13, 2014 01:01 PM (ahBY0)

142 That's married men. They're just getting even. -- OK, I'll concede your point!

Posted by: Y-not at April 13, 2014 01:01 PM (zDsvJ)

143 So. Tea Party blamed in 5 . 4 . 3 . . .

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 13, 2014 01:01 PM (JS0vr)

144 I'm guessing CBD and the bartender are good friends and that this is a running joke.

I doubt it. When would CBD have time to spend in bars, what with all the wells that need poisoning and all?

Posted by: pep at April 13, 2014 01:02 PM (4nR9/)

145 I have friends that live in Overland Park. Just emailed them and they are okay. phew!

Posted by: Rowan Atkinson at April 13, 2014 01:02 PM (8c12T)

146 Palestinians have been observed doing that HH thing too. But that does add more weight to the $+0#%front theory, yes

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 13, 2014 01:03 PM (30eLQ)

147 @SolRieger 3m Press conference at 5pm CST. Suspect reportedly screamed 'Heil Hitler'. Purp pic: http://tinyurl.com/npeedhz

Posted by: Tami [/i][/b][/u][/s] at April 13, 2014 01:04 PM (bCEmE)

148 I could do a riff but this shooting has kind of cast a pall over any of those kind of jokes.

This is just terrible.

And Kansas?

There's Jews in Kansas?

I thought there was just silos and wheat. Miles and miles of wheat.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 13, 2014 01:05 PM (JS0vr)

149 so cair has come up with a new strategy to achieve their goals and deflect blame?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2014 01:05 PM (rDidD)

150 >>D'oh! I jumped into the thread w/out reading the comments. Reading the post and not the comments? I...I don't understand...the words, they confuse me.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 13, 2014 01:05 PM (SUKHu)

151 Evil bastard was apparently arrested at an Elementary school if I'm reading it correctly.

Posted by: Lauren at April 13, 2014 01:06 PM (hFL/3)

152 well the palestinians were allies with the nazis so

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2014 01:06 PM (rDidD)

153 I cannot wrap my head around this kind of evil.

Posted by: grammie winger at April 13, 2014 01:06 PM (oMKp3)

154 Purp pic: Oh great. Asshole looks like a wannabe Walter White. The gun-control guys and the SPLC have the week's pinup doll Meth: Not Even Once

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at April 13, 2014 01:08 PM (30eLQ)

155 cannot wrap my head around this kind of evil. Posted by: grammie winger at April you must not have been paying attention

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2014 01:09 PM (rDidD)

156 I hate to say it but it is coming again. My FIL always said it would and I never believed him. Europe is further gone than this country, just look at France. If you are a Jew and haven't thought of moving to Israel now might be the time to start pondering it. Anti-Semitism is very real.

Posted by: Decidedly Indifferent at April 13, 2014 01:10 PM (jucos)

157 Haaretz reports that one of the victims was a 15 year old boy.

Posted by: Lauren at April 13, 2014 01:11 PM (hFL/3)

158 Posted by: Y-not at April 13, 2014 04:55 PM (zDsvJ)

Very, very rarely.

By far the most anti-Semitism I was confronted with was at that bastion of freedom and progressives and peacelovers...U.C. Berkeley.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2014 01:14 PM (QFxY5)

159 I like to substitute white beans for chickpeas, add some basil in, and use sweet paprika instead of cayenne (plus also some hot sauce). Also. one one only needs to mash, not puree the above. so I guess basically I'm talking about an entirely different recipe Posted by: taylork at April 13, 2014 04:38 PM (9bPUR) I've made it with a dash of tabasco, too. And, some recipes have herbs, like oregano as well. You can add what you want to make it hot(ter) or spicier. If you use them on wraps/rollups or mediterranean sandwiches.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 01:15 PM (IXrOn)

160 This is the sentence that has me scratching my head... "If you had the balls to ask the girls to move their pocketbooks in the first place, you would have had that seat already." ????

Posted by: Taco Shack at April 13, 2014 01:15 PM (C+qQ0)

161 Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Waiting For SMODOT) at April 13, 2014 04:59 PM (JS0vr)

You would be correct.

Of course he is Scottish so I was really impressed that he knew how to hold a pen.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2014 01:16 PM (QFxY5)

162 I've had some bad brunch buffets but as far as I know, none of them ever killed a major religious figure.

Posted by: Meghan McCain, Tomorrow's Republican Today at April 13, 2014 01:17 PM (OoJ4T)

163 ????

Posted by: Taco Shack at April 13, 2014 05:15 PM (C+qQ0)

Yeah...apparently I was simultaneously douchy and polite.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 13, 2014 01:18 PM (QFxY5)

164 hold on, now the bartender who wrote the second note was a woman?

Posted by: yankeefifth at April 13, 2014 01:18 PM (rDidD)

165 For Easter, I like ham for a crowd. A lot of folks don't like lamb. Turkey seems to be another popular choice around here.

Posted by: Y-not hasn't read the comments at April 13, 2014 01:35 PM (zDsvJ)

166 3 DEAD IN SHOOTING AT KANSAS JEWISH CENTER: GUNMAN YELLED 'HEIL HITLER' I posted this on the gun thread. I think we need a new open thread for this story. breitbart.com btw

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 01:37 PM (IXrOn)

167 >>apparently I was simultaneously douchy and polite. At first I thought it said "pouchy". Oh, and the use of the word "pocketbook" makes me assume she was not young.

Posted by: Mama AJ at April 13, 2014 01:41 PM (SUKHu)

168 "I stopped by Costco today. The pork I bought 1 month ago at $2.00/lb is now $2.49/lb and the chicken during the same period has jumped from $0.99/lb to $1.29/lb."

The one thing you can absolutely predict is that the Derp-publican establishment won't bother to run one single ad about high food prices this campaign season.

I figured in 2012 that it was falling-off-a-log simple to run ads about high gas prices. Given their record ascent under Obama (fastest in history) and the fact that polls consistently showed it to be one of the top subjects of consumer concern.

Nope! Not a single ad from the GOP brain trust. You have to figure it'll be the same with food this year.

But, why should those types know or care about the retail price of beef when the beef that _they_ eat is a filet mignon at a Pennsylvania Avenue restaurant, with a lobbyist picking up the entire tab?

Posted by: torquewrench at April 13, 2014 02:11 PM (noWW6)

169 "I think we need a new open thread for this story."

So we can speculate? The first few days will be just a bunch of misinformation, remember this is the modern press we're dealing with.

Posted by: lowandslow at April 13, 2014 02:16 PM (IV4od)

170 I'm Jewish and have encountered very little anti-Semitism in my life. Not even here in the SF Bay Area which as CBD indicates was way ahead of the curve on left-wing Jew-hatred. Thank G-d my grandfathers emigrated to this country from the Russian empire, one of them by himself at the age of 14.

Posted by: FOAF at April 13, 2014 02:25 PM (rZ7kp)

171 "I think we need a new open thread for this story." So we can speculate? The first few days will be just a bunch of misinformation, remember this is the modern press we're dealing with. Posted by: lowandslow at April 13, 2014 06:16 PM (IV4od) An "open" thread... =p Remember we are supposed to stick to topics in topical threads.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 02:27 PM (IXrOn)

172 "I stopped by Costco today. The pork I bought 1 month ago at $2.00/lb is now $2.49/lb and the chicken during the same period has jumped from $0.99/lb to $1.29/lb." The beef is supposed to go through the roof. I usually buy from costco and freeze to last for about 6 months. So I haven't checked beef prices lately.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at April 13, 2014 02:28 PM (IXrOn)

173 I've spent a lot of time in bars in my life and women are the biggest seat thieves.

Posted by: Hamilton at April 13, 2014 03:29 PM (oMYHY)

174 30 pieces of silver... Bottomless bloody Mary's.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 13, 2014 03:42 PM (IyKYr)

175 I wait till the asshole goes to the bathroom then dump some water on the seat, and when he comes back and sits down and gets his little balls wet and leaves, I swoop in on the seat.

Posted by: Tattoo De Plane at April 13, 2014 03:47 PM (F85AX)

176 Wait did the douchebag troll mumr finally get the banhammer?

Posted by: Buzzion at April 13, 2014 04:26 PM (wT8xm)

177 The first few days after any shooting are not filled with speculations, but with accusations, tarring by associations both real and imaginary, denuciations of the NRA, and calls for more gun control. Speculation implies that the media will give thought to something. They will get to that a couple 3 days down the road, after they have stamped their playbook into everyones first impression.

Posted by: Don't make me go Roundhead. at April 13, 2014 05:11 PM (r/XjE)

178 #29 Decidedly Indifferent: Please, write a book. I'll pre-buy.

Posted by: jackslimpson at April 13, 2014 05:19 PM (ya1pT)

179 It tastes better if you replace the tahini with peanut butter. Just a head's up.

Posted by: Kevin at April 14, 2014 12:02 AM (XwvDe)

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