February 16, 2014
— Gang of Gaming Morons! This is another short week as I forgot to write something up as I've been on a binge watching the Olympics so here I am, trying to whip something up in a half hour. Walls of text will resume post Winter Olympics (the only Olympics I really care about).
• Nintendo during their direct showed off some games:
Monolith Soft's upcoming X
New trailer for the upcoming Mario Kart 8 (out on May 30th)
Platinum finally showing off Bayonetta 2
Little Mac finally getting in on some Super Smash Buttons action
You didn't think Nintendo would be dropping easy cash did you? In SHOCKING news, Nintendo knows how to milk old stuff with a release of NES Remix 2
A year late but Mario Golf World Tour is coming. And it has some semblance to the awesome Mario Golf Advance Tour
With Microsoft disabling the sharpening filter from the Xbox One, I've been playing more Ass Creed 4.
Also have been playing Hawken which I haven't played since alpha. The grind is still pretty bad when it comes to unlocking stuff but the game is in much better shape. Worth the download (it's free) if you want a mech game that doesn't really feel like a mech game.
Nintendo finally released a Inazuma Eleven, Level 5's Soccer RPG, game here in the US. It's the 3DS remake they did and it's very much worth the $20. That being said, the remake cart collected the three DS games and if Nintendo releases the second and third game, they would be jacking the US out of an extra $20 to get all three games. I do expect them to come with the World Cup coming up but man.....
And then of course there is Threes which I'm still addicted to.
NASCAR 14 (PS3, 360) - Not gonna lie, haven't played a NASCAR specific game in over 10 years when Papyrus was releasing some good stuff on the PC. And frankly nowadays, if you have a wheel and PC, your best bet is to finally jump onto the iRacing train if you haven't already. They currently are having a 50% off promotion. Don't get me wrong, the game can get pricey as it's a priced as there is a monthly fee (if you're dumb and not pay attention to their deals over the year) and with car and track purchases ($12 a car and $12-15 for tracks) but it's well worth it in the long run. Coincidental enough, most of the people from Papyrus who made those awesome NASCAR games are behind iRacing.
Earth Defense Force 2025 (PS3,360) - Do you like chaos and mayhem? Do you like watching the FPS drop to single digits? Do you like fun? If so, then this is the game for you. It's a new entry in the crazy throw every giant insect at you till the console chugs hard series. And thankfully, this is made by original people, Sandlot instead of Vicious Cycle who did the awful Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon.
Strider (PS3, PS4, 360, XBO and Windows) - Last game from Double Helix as a freelance company (Amazon bought them) is this Strider update. Microsoft doing what it does best and accidentally had this game already up on the Xbox One marketplace for a few hours for free and the early reports is that this game is really good. Ask me last year if Double Helix could make one good game, let alone 2 back to back and I would have laughed at you but apparently they've done it.
Monster Monpiece (Vita) - Get your perv on in this TCG where you jerk off your Vita so the girls strip and level up. Game is supposed to be pretty good but if you look at the card art, you quickly understand why this isn't getting a physical release here and going the digital route. WTB new Culdcept
Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze (Wii U) - On one hand, think this is a waste of Retro's talent but on the other, this could be interesting. And thank God Nintendo pushed this back as the Wii U release schedule is frigging awful as there is only four games of note coming out till Mario Kart 8 (Pier Solar HD, Shovel Knight, NES Remix 2 and Child of Light).
I would also mention that MangaGamer is finally giving the visual novel, Ultimate Boob Wars: Big Chests vs Flat Chests an official western release. Mainly mention it to link to Jim Sterling's review of it
That's it, I'm done
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Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 16, 2014 12:41 PM (/96QU)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 16, 2014 12:41 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: The Dude at February 16, 2014 12:43 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: Daily Reminder Guy at February 16, 2014 12:43 PM (6j8ke)
Posted by: The Dude at February 16, 2014 12:46 PM (bStrg)
I've been looking forward to X on the WiiU since e3 last year. I hope its still 2014 as this was one reason I decided to go for the system with the price drop last year. I've not played Bayonetta 1 though to know how excited I should be for 2 at this point. Too bad Strider isn't coming to U, I'll just grab that on PC instead.
Link in my sig is a post about some of the new stuff shown off in Japan on Fri/Sat. If money was no object, I would gladly import a Steel Chronicle Ganesh, which is essentially an arcade version of EDF2025. Of course I'd also import Border Break and the new Silent Scope Bone Eater.
Posted by: Arcadehero at February 16, 2014 12:47 PM (aS0AZ)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 16, 2014 12:48 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 16, 2014 12:51 PM (GDulk)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 16, 2014 12:52 PM (/96QU)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at February 16, 2014 12:52 PM (b6koZ)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 16, 2014 12:54 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 16, 2014 12:59 PM (IXrOn)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 16, 2014 04:54 PM (qyfb5)
would love another sandbox MMO. Only ones out there really is EVE and Lineage
Posted by: The Dude at February 16, 2014 01:01 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: The Dude at February 16, 2014 01:02 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 16, 2014 01:05 PM (thBHI)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 16, 2014 01:11 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2014 01:15 PM (TGgNi)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at February 16, 2014 01:21 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at February 16, 2014 01:22 PM (GaqMa)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2014 01:23 PM (84gbM)
Posted by: tsrblke, PhD(c) (No Really!) at February 16, 2014 05:22 PM (GaqMa)
still can't believe they haven't shown anything on the 360 version at all
Posted by: The Dude at February 16, 2014 01:23 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 16, 2014 05:23 PM (84gbM)
and the Zeus DLC I wanted to talk about this week as well. Fucking Olympics watching, man
Posted by: The Dude at February 16, 2014 01:24 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2014 01:25 PM (TGgNi)
Posted by: The Dude at February 16, 2014 01:29 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2014 01:30 PM (TGgNi)
Posted by: Paul Moore at February 16, 2014 01:31 PM (byWI0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2014 05:30 PM (TGgNi)
Never been a big fan of the Hauser brothers but I wish they at least aped some good tropical hard boiled novels like Remedy did for the first two games
Posted by: The Dude at February 16, 2014 01:33 PM (bStrg)
Heh. I watched Russia vs Switzerland curling the other night. Then, when I was watching USA vs Sweden yesterday (I think; time all runs together on a holiday weekend), I kept hearing the one Russian wench yelling свип!! on the other side of the stadium. She's quite loud.
Posted by: Anachronda at February 16, 2014 01:36 PM (U82Km)
Posted by: --- at February 16, 2014 01:37 PM (MMC8r)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith[/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 16, 2014 01:45 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2014 02:03 PM (TGgNi)
I think it's a First Person Shitter game. Something about tracking hobos and forcing them to eat pooh like Jamaican slaves.
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 16, 2014 02:12 PM (vAnfs)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 16, 2014 02:31 PM (FApZx)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 16, 2014 02:31 PM (FApZx)
I think I'm just burned out on games in general though.
Posted by: ConservativeMonster at February 16, 2014 02:37 PM (AjiwO)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 16, 2014 02:38 PM (thBHI)
Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 16, 2014 02:40 PM (FApZx)
Posted by: toby928© is baffled by noun verb relationships at February 16, 2014 02:59 PM (QupBk)
Later, all.
God bless. :-)
Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 16, 2014 06:38 PM (thBHI)
You add nothing to this place and would be better off banned.
Posted by: buzzion at February 16, 2014 03:00 PM (LI48c)
Posted by: The Dude at February 16, 2014 03:05 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: toby928© is baffled by noun verb relationships at February 16, 2014 03:07 PM (QupBk)
Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 16, 2014 03:16 PM (vAnfs)
Posted by: The Rogue Economist at February 16, 2014 03:21 PM (Bljl8)
Posted by: The Dude at February 16, 2014 03:22 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: The Dude at February 16, 2014 03:24 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: NWConservative at February 16, 2014 03:40 PM (ymdUc)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 16, 2014 03:44 PM (oFCZn)
Posted by: The Dude at February 16, 2014 03:45 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: NWConservative at February 16, 2014 03:47 PM (ymdUc)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 16, 2014 03:47 PM (oFCZn)
I played the PS3 version, but only to the end of the main story. I just find it easier these days to get into that sort of elaborate post-game content on a handheld.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 16, 2014 03:48 PM (/96QU)
Posted by: NWConservative at February 16, 2014 03:48 PM (ymdUc)
Posted by: NWConservative at February 16, 2014 03:51 PM (ymdUc)
Posted by: The Dude at February 16, 2014 03:52 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 16, 2014 03:53 PM (oFCZn)
I am not a gamer in any way, but do read the gaming thread faithfully.
It's just interesting for me to do.
Always thought that if a particular subject was of no interest, simply by pass it.
No need to upsettle people for a transient matter.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 16, 2014 03:58 PM (SAMxH)
Yeah, that's a good philosophy, IMO. That's how I am, too.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 16, 2014 04:02 PM (/96QU)
Posted by: DC in Towson at February 16, 2014 04:06 PM (eQJwb)
Posted by: junior at February 16, 2014 04:07 PM (l9mhS)
Posted by: NWConservative at February 16, 2014 04:09 PM (ymdUc)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 16, 2014 04:09 PM (/96QU)
Posted by: Dendritic at February 16, 2014 04:13 PM (8Z8Vp)
Posted by: Comrade Arthur at February 16, 2014 04:15 PM (h53OH)
Posted by: DC in Towson at February 16, 2014 04:27 PM (eQJwb)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 16, 2014 04:29 PM (qyfb5)
Posted by: junior at February 16, 2014 08:07 PM (l9mhS)
I like when you go to Solstheim in the Skyrim and they play the Morrowind music, and you see the Redoran dudes walking around in the bonemold armor. That was a nice touch, it made me realize how much I missed playing Morrowind.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2014 04:29 PM (FMbng)
Posted by: The Dude at February 16, 2014 04:38 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: .87c at February 16, 2014 04:42 PM (qZPXs)
Posted by: NWConservative at February 16, 2014 04:45 PM (ymdUc)
Posted by: rickl at February 16, 2014 04:48 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2014 04:49 PM (TGgNi)
Posted by: The Dude at February 16, 2014 04:51 PM (bStrg)
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at February 16, 2014 04:53 PM (qyfb5)
The finishing moves are kind of odd when you think about it. It is a small thing (coming after you have beat the guy down) but they seem to add a TON of enjoyment and flavor to the game. A nice innovation (from whatever game originally innovated them.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 16, 2014 08:49 PM (TGgNi)
Yeah those are great. The ones using the bow are pretty cool too. The camera just follows the arrow to the target.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 16, 2014 05:02 PM (FMbng)
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Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 16, 2014 12:35 PM (/96QU)