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February 03, 2014

Holy I Don't Know What
— Ace

This was a real ad -- real! -- that ran during the Super Bowl, in the local Savannah market.

He used to be a criminal defense attorney. But as Jamie Casino is going to tell you, after the death of his brother, he is now out for justice.

And he defines "justice" as "personal injury litigation."

You will literally not believe.

Posted by: Ace at 01:02 PM | Comments (265)
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1 He's on a Mission from God.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 03, 2014 01:05 PM (zDsvJ)

2 A man who works with crooks who then reinvents himself with a slick advertising campaign? In many ways, this is the story of Obama.

Posted by: BSKB at February 03, 2014 01:05 PM (4KWOY)

3 "out for justice" ---------------------------- You're cruising for a finger-bending.

Posted by: Steven Seagal at February 03, 2014 01:06 PM (8GKDa)

4 Looks like a bad Michael Mann movie / video (is there any other kind)?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 03, 2014 01:06 PM (HsTG8)

5 wish my local shops would finally buy real videocameras. Shit has gotten so cheap and they can charge a nice markup from regular rates

Posted by: The Dude at February 03, 2014 01:06 PM (bStrg)

6 He really should represent the Broncos after yesterday's beating.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 03, 2014 01:07 PM (zDsvJ)

7 It's all fake, all the way down.

Posted by: Harold's Turtles at February 03, 2014 01:08 PM (zSDr6)

8 Well I feel his pain.

"I used to defend criminals. Then my brother was killed by one. So, I decided to do something about it. Become a criminal prosecutor? Pffffffffft. I'm gonna make a jackton of money by being an ambulance chaser. Fuck. Yeah."

Posted by: DangerGirl at February 03, 2014 01:08 PM (GrtrJ)

9 He's a true believer.... in himself!

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2014 01:08 PM (DmNpO)

10 Wouldn't have been more fun, given his line of work and the fact that it's winter, if the accompanying music had been Ice, Ice, Baby!

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 03, 2014 01:08 PM (zDsvJ)

11 Damn, that guy is a little over the top.

Posted by: the voice of the little dead baby inside John Edwards at February 03, 2014 01:08 PM (bAGA/)

12 Today we settle all family business.

Posted by: Jamie Casino at February 03, 2014 01:08 PM (6TB1Z)

13 You know what? I don't like Amish Dude, either.

The last arithmetician Out for Justice was Newton, and that was just counterfeiters.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at February 03, 2014 01:09 PM (xq1UY)

14 That, or those atrocious Nicholas Cage movies (is there any other kind?) where he's Hell's avenger or some such shit and his head becomes a flaming skull.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 03, 2014 01:09 PM (HsTG8)

15 Reminds me of a Nicholas Cage movie

Posted by: Tv at February 03, 2014 01:10 PM (ygAxO)

16 >>11 Damn, that guy is a little over the top. Great hair, though.

Posted by: John Edwards at February 03, 2014 01:10 PM (zDsvJ)

17 I didn't understand the meaning of the use of the volcano at the end.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 03, 2014 01:10 PM (VjL9S)

18 Nice church!

Posted by: LibertarianJim (#teamletitburn) at February 03, 2014 01:10 PM (3p4eN)

19 Nice but not really effective without the Horatio Caine Sunglasses of Justice.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 03, 2014 01:10 PM (g1DWB)

20 Jamie Casino and Debra Winger in:

REVENGE LAWYER

Posted by: DangerGirl at February 03, 2014 01:11 PM (GrtrJ)

21 Jamie Casino and Zombie Heath Ledger in OUT FOR FLAMING PILES OF CASH

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 03, 2014 01:11 PM (HsTG8)

22 I didn't understand the meaning of the use of the volcano at the end. Bambulance chaser - sacrafice 1st born?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2014 01:12 PM (ndIek)

Holy fuck.

Is the movie version going to star the Rock? I mean shit, his name is Jamie Casino, its practically begging for the Erin Brockovich treatment.

Posted by: Jollyroger at February 03, 2014 01:12 PM (t06LC)

24 Sounds like an idea for my next novel. I just need to insert some conservative Villains.

Posted by: John Gresham at February 03, 2014 01:12 PM (Q9qpj)

25 They killed his brother...
They covered it up...
They will pay the price...

Jamie Casino is...

LAWYERNADO

Posted by: DangerGirl at February 03, 2014 01:12 PM (GrtrJ)

26 For a minute I thought he was going to put on a Batman costume.

Posted by: @JohnTant at February 03, 2014 01:12 PM (cViiz)

27 That's no ad, it's a preview of the next bad Nicholas Cage movie!

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 03, 2014 01:12 PM (51dat)

28 It like those action movies where the formerly peaceful farmer turns into a vigilante and goes gunning for the guys who killed his family, except in this case it's not so much the guys who killed his family but the insurance companies. Same difference.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 03, 2014 01:12 PM (Hx5uv)

29 Just came in from shoveling 8 inches of Climate Change. There's more out there waiting for me.

Posted by: Islamic Rage Boy at February 03, 2014 01:13 PM (e8kgV)

30 Now THIS is a story much like Obama's.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 03, 2014 01:13 PM (38LLM)

31 Sounds like an idea for my next novel. I just need to insert some conservative Villains.

Or aliens.

Posted by: Stephen King at February 03, 2014 01:13 PM (6TB1Z)

32 We continue our relentless march to Onionhood .

Posted by: Bill D. Cat at February 03, 2014 01:13 PM (XWw96)

33 But in a lot of ways, Jamie Casino's story is Obama's.

Posted by: @JohnTant at February 03, 2014 01:13 PM (cViiz)

34 Like how they waxed the hammer for that last shot. So you could see it glistening in the rain--er, rain machine.

Oh.

And for those of you who don't know: The state bar association reviews and signs off on attorney advertising.
So, they saw this and said, "Ok, that looks good/complies with our "ethical" rules."

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 03, 2014 01:13 PM (VjL9S)

35 Suck it Saul Goodman!

Posted by: Jamie Casino, Esquire, Onfire at February 03, 2014 01:13 PM (fqXPm)

36 No matter how awesome you are, you won't be as awesome as that guy.

Posted by: blaster at February 03, 2014 01:13 PM (4+AaH)

37 Welcome to my law practice.

Posted by: Bane at February 03, 2014 01:14 PM (Q9qpj)

38 Sounds like an idea for my next novel. I just need to insert some conservative Villains. Tea partiers.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2014 01:14 PM (ndIek)

39 I was going to jump in and badmouth lawyers, but that's already been done on other threads. You've got to hand it to this guy. If you're gonna be a personal injury attorney, this is the way to do it.

Posted by: jwest at February 03, 2014 01:15 PM (u2a4R)

40 With the money he spent on that ad, he could have bought an ambulance to chase around and masturbate to.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 03, 2014 01:15 PM (38LLM)

41 At least he didn't make out with the sledge hammer like Miley did.

Posted by: Michael_me at February 03, 2014 01:15 PM (yN5+g)

42 The best thing about personal injury attorneys is that they give the ebola virus something to look down upon as a lower form of life.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 03, 2014 01:15 PM (SY2Kh)

43 Do you feel bucky, punk?

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 03, 2014 01:15 PM (Hx5uv)

44 Was "Michael" his brother's name?

So, why on the hammer?

He uses the hammer with his brother's name to smash . . . his brother's cartoonish gravestone?

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 03, 2014 01:15 PM (VjL9S)

45 /checks to see which Campaigns he has contributed to... Republican now???? We at the EPA must cite you for your excessive use of Carbon polluting scenes in this commercial...

Posted by: Obama's EPA at February 03, 2014 01:15 PM (84gbM)

46 They should have run that nationally, for free. It was more riveting than anything I saw on the teevee last night.

Posted by: jakeman at February 03, 2014 01:15 PM (vH4YP)

47 Admittedly, there is a certain lack of chicks in leather skirts in that video.

Posted by: blaster at February 03, 2014 01:15 PM (4+AaH)

48 All I wanna know is at the end does he get the girl?

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 03, 2014 01:15 PM (51dat)

49
that's a 10-4 on the WTF?

it is many movie themes though, tough guy goes good, Rocky comes to mind.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2014 01:16 PM (n0DEs)

50 What was smashing the headstone supposed to symbolize?

Posted by: Ook at February 03, 2014 01:16 PM (FBkKA)

51 A testimonial by Jamie Casino -- My baby boy asked, "Daddy, what is it that you do?" My reply? I UNLEASH A MOFOING LOAD OF HURT ON THOSE NO GOOD MOFOERS WHO ROB, INJURE AND BANKRUPT LITTLE PEOPLEÂ… NOW GO GET YOUR EFFIN' SHINE BOX!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 03, 2014 01:16 PM (HsTG8)

52 Jim Adler, The Texas Hammer. No. Real lawyer. Not a WWE participant.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2014 01:16 PM (ndIek)

53 Also, odds on dude's last name really being "Casino"? That's just too much.

Posted by: jakeman at February 03, 2014 01:16 PM (vH4YP)

54 I'm guessin' he's Sicilian.

Posted by: aquaviva at February 03, 2014 01:17 PM (wFinq)

55 Go ahead. Make my contingency fee.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 03, 2014 01:17 PM (Hx5uv)

56 It'd have been more effective with an armadillo down his trousers.

Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at February 03, 2014 01:17 PM (zDsvJ)

57 Badass. If he decides to leave the law, he should make B action movies.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 03, 2014 01:17 PM (3Znbm)

58 Aaah! How freaking perfect is the name Jamie Casino? I really feel like there should be a movie starring Nicolas Cage called Jamie Casino.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at February 03, 2014 01:17 PM (GmTxn)

59 /checks to see which Campaigns he has contributed to...

Republican now????
=========
I believe there is no such thing as a Republican personal injury lawyer.

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 03, 2014 01:17 PM (VjL9S)

60 All I wanna know is at the end does he get the girl? Posted by: Soothsayer at February 03, 2014 05:15 PM ------------------------------------------ If you get giant piles of cash, you get the girl. Funny dat.

Posted by: irright at February 03, 2014 01:17 PM (8GKDa)

61 Where's the accidental link to the Lipstick Lesbian porn site?

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 03, 2014 01:17 PM (DQZLr)

62 So, he's been a lawyer for a long time, but now he's honest? OK

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 03, 2014 01:17 PM (aq5Dc)

63 I like Manic Ace..... the Ace that never quits.... out of control chaos posting. The "I'm gonna take it easy today and take the day off".... "holy shit I'm off and running with a post a minute Ace".... great stuff. Your culture war stuff rules Ace.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 03, 2014 01:18 PM (B/3gr)

64 This thread is Amish dude's wet dream

Posted by: Bad ncj advice at February 03, 2014 01:18 PM (GDtEt)

65 Beats the hell outta Bender & Bender ads.

Posted by: [/i][/b][/u][/s] Tami at February 03, 2014 01:18 PM (bCEmE)

66 Guy in the commercial didn't get to the point quickly enough and I lost interest in watching it. Too slick with the dramatic music and production values.

Posted by: BubbaLou at February 03, 2014 01:18 PM (/cUUk)

67 Needed a car chase.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 03, 2014 01:18 PM (38LLM)

68 58 Aaah! How freaking perfect is the name Jamie Casino? I really feel like there should be a movie starring Nicolas Cage called Jamie Casino. Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at February 03, 2014 05:17 PM (GmTxn) I see it more as a Tom Cruise vehicle... with Meg Ryan as a grieving Brothers Widow who has the hots for Jamie boy.... Let me get some writers on this and we'll do lunch next week...

Posted by: Hollyweird Producer at February 03, 2014 01:19 PM (84gbM)

69 52 Jim Adler, The Texas Hammer.
No. Real lawyer. Not a WWE participant.
=======
There's also "The Gorilla" and "The Strongarm."

There's a TX commercial with the jingle "I got in a wreck and here's my check!"

Posted by: RoyalOil at February 03, 2014 01:19 PM (VjL9S)

70 65 Beats the hell outta Bender & Bender ads. Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2014 05:18 PM (bCEmE) Bender Rodriguez Bender?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 03, 2014 01:19 PM (HsTG8)

71 I'd watch it if it were a TV show!

Posted by: Hepcat at February 03, 2014 01:19 PM (Q4mug)

72 Beats the hell outta Bender & Bender ads.

It's the anti-Jacoby & Meyer's commercial.

Posted by: John P. Squibob at February 03, 2014 01:19 PM (DQZLr)

73 >>65 Beats the hell outta Bender & Bender ads. Literally. With a hammer.

Posted by: Y-not (@MoxieMom) at February 03, 2014 01:19 PM (zDsvJ)

74 In a world where chaos reigns...

Where fear is a way of life...

Where armageddon looms every time the sun goes down...

Steven Seagal is ...

"Out for 33 Percent on a Contingency Fee Basis, and Hopefully Just a Nice Quiet Settlement after a Sternly Worded Letter to the Insurance Company."

Rated R.

Posted by: Bob's House of Flannel Shirts and Wallet Chains at February 03, 2014 01:19 PM (vgIRn)

75 has no Aaron Rodgers in it so David Gruber has nothing to fear except fear itself

Posted by: The Dude at February 03, 2014 01:20 PM (bStrg)

76 Who you going to hire? This guy or the little attorney who stutters?

Posted by: jwest at February 03, 2014 01:20 PM (u2a4R)

77 I wish I could remember his name, but there's a guy here in Jax, a personal injury attorney who's also a chiropractor, who does the cheesiest billboards. He always has himself posing in really tight jeans and shirts and wearing a cowboy hat and, frankly, despite his credentials, I think the steroids have gotten to him.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2014 01:20 PM (DmNpO)

78 Anytime you can shamelessly emotionally exploit your brother's death to justify your money-grabbing new life that in no way resembles your older money-grabbing life, you have to do that.

Posted by: holmes at February 03, 2014 01:20 PM (WvwTB)

79 "One lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a hundred guys with guns."

Posted by: Vito Corleone at February 03, 2014 01:20 PM (pginn)

80 This just in...Jamie Casino overdoses on testosterone supplements. 1/2 of an unconsumed pill found laying by his body.

Posted by: Havedash at February 03, 2014 01:20 PM (G1XMn)

81 ...in a world where bad thing happen to good people, personal injury lawyers aren't born. They are forged. In FIRE.......

Posted by: @JohnTant at February 03, 2014 01:20 PM (cViiz)

82 52 Jim Adler, The Texas Hammer.
No. Real lawyer. Not a WWE participant. Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2014 05:16 PM (ndIek)

I want to see Jim Adler, The Texas Hammer take on Brian Loncar, The Strong Arm.

Posted by: DangerGirl at February 03, 2014 01:20 PM (GrtrJ)

83 If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening, All over this land, I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out a warning, I'd hammer out love between, My brothers and my sisters, All over this land. It's the hammer of justice It's the bell of freedom It's a song about love between my brothers and my sisters All over this la-a-and

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 03, 2014 01:21 PM (Hx5uv)

84 64. What the hell was I socking this time?

Posted by: Navycopjoe at February 03, 2014 01:21 PM (GDtEt)

85 It's missing the beginning: In a world...

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at February 03, 2014 01:21 PM (GmTxn)

86 Starring Sean Young, Mario van Peebles and Eric Roberts as "the ex-mohel."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2014 01:21 PM (olDqf)

87 Not enough f-bombs. I mean, c'mon, he could have worked the whole Scorsese Goodfellas / Casino oeuvre to death!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] [/u] at February 03, 2014 01:22 PM (HsTG8)

88 His brother's name was Biancosino. I assume he changed his own to make it easier for people filling out checks.

Posted by: irright at February 03, 2014 01:22 PM (8GKDa)

89 And they call us bloodsucking leeches...

Posted by: Joe "The Pipe" Fuggiari, Your local Genovese Family Associate at February 03, 2014 01:22 PM (Q9qpj)

90 In a world with too many grave stones comes a man with a plan.....

Director Ron Howard delivers ....

CASINO KNIGHTS

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 03, 2014 01:22 PM (38LLM)

91 I AM THE LAW! For a a fee, of course.

Posted by: Dredd PI Lawyer Jamie Casino, bitchez at February 03, 2014 01:22 PM (RFeQD)

92 I want to see Jim Adler, The Texas Hammer take on Brian Loncar, The Strong Arm. LOL. Adler would eat him up. Houston wasn't big enough for Adler. He expanded to Dallas.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2014 01:22 PM (ndIek)

93 Needs more chicks in leather and faster guitarsÂ…

Posted by: The Metal Hat at February 03, 2014 01:22 PM (XvHmy)

94 A lawyer with an inflated opinion of himself? Unpossible.

Posted by: --- at February 03, 2014 01:22 PM (MMC8r)

95 #68 I think Sinatra played a character named Jamie Casino in one of his Rat Pack ensemble movies. Or maybe I dreamed it, not sure.

Posted by: BubbaLou at February 03, 2014 01:23 PM (/cUUk)

96 Well, if I had Flash I'd have something witty to say. Then again, if I had Flash, I'd probably be on Red Tube at the moment. So.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 03, 2014 01:23 PM (4YooD)

97 I seriously wonder how the rest of the family (including the widow, if there is one) feel about the brother's picture being flashed up there in El Casino's music video.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at February 03, 2014 01:23 PM (GmTxn)

98
Hulk smash with Thor Hammer. Mixing his cartoons.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2014 01:23 PM (n0DEs)

99 John Henry? Lightweight.

Posted by: Jamie Ca$ino at February 03, 2014 01:23 PM (vH4YP)

100 Especially now that Anna hates me. :-(

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 03, 2014 01:24 PM (4YooD)

101 Randomly insulting women doesn't work as well as PUAs would have one believe. :-]

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 03, 2014 01:24 PM (4YooD)

102 Ambulance Chasing with a Miami Vice Soundtrack.

Posted by: --- at February 03, 2014 01:24 PM (MMC8r)

103 "One lawyer with a ~~briefcase~~hammer can steal more than a hundred guys with guns."

Posted by: Jamie Casino at February 03, 2014 01:24 PM (pginn)

104 Holy. Shit.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at February 03, 2014 01:24 PM (ZfD+e)

105 I want to go get hit by a car right now - just so I can hire him.

Posted by: shredded chi - cereal killer at February 03, 2014 01:25 PM (KmwZx)

106 To the Litigation-mobile!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 03, 2014 01:25 PM (8ZskC)

107 Send lawyers, guns and money. But mostly lawyers.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 03, 2014 01:25 PM (g4TxM)

108 Black roses. Nice touch. heh.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2014 01:25 PM (IXrOn)

109 Can we at least get a real thread? :-P

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 03, 2014 01:25 PM (4YooD)

110 An awful lot of attorneys destroyed the American banking system. Not a single one was an ambulance chaser.

Posted by: Oschisms at February 03, 2014 01:25 PM (y9dfJ)

111 Hmmmm..... movie flashback time... Wasn't it Johnny Casino and the Gamblers as the Band at Rydell High? in Grease??? Dad???

Posted by: Hollyweird Producer at February 03, 2014 01:25 PM (84gbM)

112 Inferior lawyer: Well, it's unclear if my client had a duty to your client to make sure he didn't drink to much. Jamie Casino: Hulk smash! Inferior lawyer: Let me just make out that check.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 03, 2014 01:26 PM (Hx5uv)

113 This should be an AtC commercial but with flaming stompy boots, napalm glitter, and raptors.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 03, 2014 01:26 PM (oFCZn)

114 Get Tarantino on this immediately !!

Posted by: awkward davies at February 03, 2014 01:26 PM (WK8VM)

115 He should have smashed the headstone with the hammer, then raised his brother.....

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2014 01:26 PM (ndIek)

116 Roni Lynn Deutch is on the horn with these producers right now, I bet.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at February 03, 2014 01:26 PM (GmTxn)

117 My contract specifies I get script approval on my life story.

Posted by: Jamie Ca$ino, Attorney-at-Awesome at February 03, 2014 01:26 PM (MMC8r)

118 Awesome commercial. Reminds me of the movie Ghost Rider which the critics hated and I loved.

Posted by: Vic[/i] at February 03, 2014 01:26 PM (T2V/1)

119 "110 An awful lot of attorneys destroyed the American banking system. Not a single one was an ambulance chaser. Posted by: Oschisms at February 03, 2014 05:25 PM (y9dfJ)" Lawyers are the salt of the earth. Everyone who disagrees will be lynched.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 03, 2014 01:26 PM (4YooD)

120 boner rankings http://bzfd.it/1lxwUoT

Posted by: The Dude at February 03, 2014 01:27 PM (bStrg)

121 The Boondock Saints called; said they're looking for a new soundtrack and a lawyer, but mostly a pyrotechnician.

Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2014 01:27 PM (UzPAd)

122 Dude's brother looks like a thug. I would have capped him too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 03, 2014 01:27 PM (8ZskC)

123 No lawyers were harmed in the making of this commercial.

Therein lies a tale of tragedy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 03, 2014 01:27 PM (cHZB7)

124 This dude looks like he gets results.

Posted by: Ronnie James Dio at February 03, 2014 01:27 PM (38LLM)

125 Lawyers, Guns and Money. Yeah, that's me.

Posted by: Dredd PI Lawyer Jamie Casino, bitchez at February 03, 2014 01:27 PM (RFeQD)

126 Winning!

Posted by: Jamie Casino at February 03, 2014 01:27 PM (Q9qpj)

127 Are we sure he's not leading off USA networks fall schedule?

Posted by: nip at February 03, 2014 01:27 PM (jI23+)

128 I see someone else thinks the same at #14

Posted by: Vic[/i] at February 03, 2014 01:28 PM (T2V/1)

129

So, when are the NAACP/Al Sharpton/Benjamin Crump going to come in and accuse this guy of racism for putting up the picture of the "ethnic" mayor on those faux newspaper headlines?

You know that's coming.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX (@Teresa_Koch) at February 03, 2014 01:28 PM (PZ6/M)

130 Yeah, he's got fire and a sharp leather jacket. I've got a pen AND a phone.

Posted by: Barack Obama at February 03, 2014 01:28 PM (GmTxn)

131 http://jamiecasinoinjuryattorneys.com/ Hurt in a car wreck? I pound money out of big insurance companies

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2014 01:28 PM (IXrOn)

132 Ving Rhames in the background with the hammer saying "we gonna' get medieval on those mofo's .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 03, 2014 01:28 PM (WK8VM)

133 Nancy Grace would rip his guts out.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 03, 2014 01:28 PM (Hx5uv)

134 I want to see Jim Adler, The Texas Hammer take on Brian Loncar, The Strong Arm.

LOL. Adler would eat him up. Houston wasn't big enough for Adler. He expanded to Dallas.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2014 05:22 PM (ndIek)

Adler doesn't try any of his cases. Not saying he can't but since I've been in the business he is more about getting the clear liability cases and resolving those before any trial or before a law suit even filed. He's doing pretty good though. Lives in River Oaks.

Posted by: polynikes at February 03, 2014 01:28 PM (m2CN7)

135 Justice Lawyer is so demeaning. I prefer "Mouthpiece."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 03, 2014 01:28 PM (8ZskC)

136 I think this ad needs more sledgehammer--and fire.

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at February 03, 2014 01:28 PM (RJMhd)

137 his other ad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_SlZmIl80Y

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2014 01:28 PM (IXrOn)

138 Damn everybody thinks the same/

Posted by: Vic[/i] at February 03, 2014 01:29 PM (T2V/1)

139 "130 Yeah, he's got fire and a sharp leather jacket. I've got a pen AND a phone. Posted by: Barack Obama at February 03, 2014 05:28 PM (GmTxn)" And Michelle and/or Reggie. But mostly Reggie. So there's that.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 03, 2014 01:29 PM (4YooD)

140 Okay, sure, he looks good in action footage. But how many dead babies has he channeled for a jury?

Posted by: John Edwards at February 03, 2014 01:29 PM (8ZskC)

141 The only things missing from that ad are a penis pump and a Mazda Miata.

Posted by: Middle aged Man at February 03, 2014 01:29 PM (Q9qpj)

142 This Fall on CourtTV: Jamie Ca$ino in Legally Justified

Posted by: --- at February 03, 2014 01:30 PM (MMC8r)

143 "131 http://jamiecasinoinjuryattorneys.com/ Hurt in a car wreck? I pound money out of big insurance companies Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2014 05:28 PM (IXrOn)" Well, that is pretty much what lawyers do. They're just less "kinetic" about it.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 03, 2014 01:30 PM (4YooD)

144 I want to see a courtroom clash between Jamie Casino and Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. * *recurring character on SNL skit played by Phil Hartman.

Posted by: BubbaLou at February 03, 2014 01:31 PM (/cUUk)

145 I haven't read all the threads today, so forgive me if the question has been answered: Ace, WHY DID YOU KILL PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN??? http://tinyurl.com/od8btup "Nearly 70 small bags of heroin and enough prescription drugs to fill a pharmacy were found in the Greenwich village apartment where troubled Oscar-winning actor Philip Seymour Hoffman died of an apparent drug overdose, sources said. ... The investigators are also trying to find the drug dealer who supplied the actor with the heroin. Â“An internal email went out to all supervisors asking if anyone has had any experience with those brand names of drugs,Â” a law enforcement source told The Post. Â“TheyÂ’re going to try to find the source.Â” Timothy Bugge, the new commanding officer of Manhattan South Narcotics, emailed the alert to supervisors asking if they had dealt with heroin labeled Â“Ace of Spades,Â” or Â“Ace of Hearts.Â” Ace of Spades brand heroin -- for when regular heroin just isn't enough.

Posted by: zombie at February 03, 2014 01:31 PM (+cx5n)

146 the Goombas call him "Jimmy Chips"

Posted by: shredded chi - cereal killer at February 03, 2014 01:31 PM (KmwZx)

147 Hamilton Burger: That's incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial. Jamie Casino: Shut you mouth or your gonna be eatin' incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial with a spoon.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 03, 2014 01:31 PM (Hx5uv)

148 I eat asbestos insulation for lunch.

Posted by: Jamie Casino, Justice Lawyer at February 03, 2014 01:31 PM (8ZskC)

149 See , this is why the law is a dignified profession and not like all you money grubbers in retail , or the trades , with your sleazy advertising and your dirty hands .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 03, 2014 01:32 PM (WK8VM)

150
Ya know how we always talk about the MFM and how they always sing the same song usually in politics, but check this out and look at the network logos that it encompasses:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM8L7bdwVaA

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2014 01:32 PM (n0DEs)

151 TESTIMONIAL :

My toe was cut off in a bizarre knitting accident and Jamie Casino got me a $1,000, and a $50 Hobby Lobby gift certificate, basically by annoying the defendants to death, and he also smashed my mom's headstone at no additional charge. Is Jamie casino a hero? Damn straight he is.

Posted by: John Johnson at February 03, 2014 01:32 PM (38LLM)

152 "This should be an AtC commercial but with flaming stompy boots, napalm glitter, and raptors. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 03, 2014 05:26 PM"

Go on....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2014 01:32 PM (knoK7)

153 Could we work some more religious imagery in there. For the folks?

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at February 03, 2014 01:32 PM (RJMhd)

154 (*finally reads previous comments*) Wow, poor Nicolas Cage.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at February 03, 2014 01:32 PM (GmTxn)

155 Milking your dead brother for profit -- that's shameful.

Posted by: Mark E. Kelly at February 03, 2014 01:32 PM (cHZB7)

156
and this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ1mA1NeUmU

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2014 01:32 PM (n0DEs)

157 I see Phillip Seymour Hoffman playing him in the movie.

Posted by: --- at February 03, 2014 01:33 PM (MMC8r)

158
What was smashing the headstone supposed to symbolize?

Posted by: Ook at February 03, 2014 05:16 PM (FBkKA)

I think he's gonna sue Death.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 03, 2014 01:33 PM (TIIx5)

159 I'll bet he doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers Dos Equis.

Posted by: Seamus Muldoon at February 03, 2014 01:33 PM (g4TxM)

160 I saw Jamie "ShineBox" Casino open up for Johnny Dangerously and the Mothers at the Savvoy Theatre in Chicago. Casino took 33% of the gross boxoffice.

Posted by: Havedash at February 03, 2014 01:33 PM (G1XMn)

161 Is Jimmy Casino even his real name? Casino--come on man!

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at February 03, 2014 01:33 PM (RJMhd)

162 This guy has some chops.

Posted by: Bob Loblaw at February 03, 2014 01:34 PM (7Yh/w)

163 I'm suprised he didn't say " four youts killed my brother "

Posted by: polynikes at February 03, 2014 01:34 PM (m2CN7)

164

A two-minute Ad...during the SuperBowl?

Wouldn't that cost millions?

Posted by: wheatie at February 03, 2014 01:35 PM (IAa7O)

165

You have to be fucking shitting me.

I mean, what the fuck was that even about??

Posted by: prescient11 at February 03, 2014 01:35 PM (tVTLU)

166 Is Jimmy Casino even his real name? ---- Sure it is.

Posted by: Nathan Arizona at February 03, 2014 01:35 PM (GmTxn)

167 Is Jimmy Casino even his real name? Yep, he's part Native American.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2014 01:35 PM (7Yh/w)

168 I think he's had a personal head injury.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 03, 2014 01:35 PM (1Y+hH)

169 Is this what they mean by a white shoe law firm ? Or is it white hat ? The law frightens and confuses me . Channeling unfrozen caveman lawyer .

Posted by: awkward davies at February 03, 2014 01:36 PM (WK8VM)

170 168 Is Jimmy Casino even his real name? Yep, he's part Native American. Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2014 05:35 PM (7Yh/w) ****** LOL!

Posted by: Teleprompter Feed Crew at February 03, 2014 01:36 PM (RJMhd)

171 "166 You have to be fucking shitting me. I mean, what the fuck was that even about?? Posted by: prescient11 at February 03, 2014 05:35 PM (tVTLU)" Justice and/or money. They're pretty fungible.

Posted by: Mirror-Universe Mitt Romney at February 03, 2014 01:36 PM (4YooD)

172 WTF???

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at February 03, 2014 01:37 PM (9+ccr)

173 I think I saw this dude on The People's Court. He absolutely kicked ass in 'The Case of the Piddling Puppy.' KICKED. ASS. Doug Llewellyn cried.

Posted by: --- at February 03, 2014 01:37 PM (MMC8r)

174 A two-minute Ad...during the SuperBowl? Wouldn't that cost millions? Posted by: wheatie For national coverage, yes. This was a local market commercial.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 03, 2014 01:37 PM (1Y+hH)

175 Ace, this deserves a follow up link to that Joe Jamiel video dep, where the guy says, "who's running this deposition" and starts calling some random dude "fat boy".

Posted by: prescient11 at February 03, 2014 01:37 PM (tVTLU)

176 Is Jimmy Casino even his real name? Yep, he's part Native American. I laughed like a retarded hyena.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2014 01:37 PM (ndIek)

177

Jamie Casino and David Sirota in

BAM!HAMMER!!!

Posted by: Croaker at February 03, 2014 01:38 PM (leNBy)

178 better call saul

Posted by: uncle miltie at February 03, 2014 01:38 PM (9LhnX)

179 I'd hire this fuckin' guy in a heartbeat.

-C

Posted by: cnation at February 03, 2014 01:38 PM (aosLD)

180 I'm surprised we didn't see Tawny Kitaen spreadeagled on the hood of a Mustang.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 03, 2014 01:38 PM (38LLM)

181 Lighting the ground on fire? He's wielding Dick Cheney's cock! I think I just choked a bit on vomit. Not my own, of course.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 03, 2014 01:38 PM (Ec6wH)

182 Maybe it hits me differently. I see it as pompous posturing for self aggrandizement. Your mileage may vary.

Posted by: D-Lamp at February 03, 2014 01:38 PM (bb5+k)

183 Jimmy Casino for the U.S. Senate !!

Posted by: awkward davies at February 03, 2014 01:38 PM (WK8VM)

184 Pussy.

Posted by: John Wesley Hardin at February 03, 2014 01:38 PM (Aif/5)

185 177 If nothing else, this was a fascinating glimpse into not only how a man not sees his life, but is so convinced of it that he's willing to share his delusions with all of us.

Posted by: The Obsidian Owl at February 03, 2014 05:37 PM (tWmgi)

Obama should sue his ass for copyright infringement!

Posted by: Havedash at February 03, 2014 01:39 PM (G1XMn)

186 The problem with mocking lawyers is that an hour later you want to do it again.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 03, 2014 01:39 PM (cHZB7)

187 The only things missing from that ad are a penis pump and a Mazda Miata. Posted by: Middle aged Man at February 03, 2014 05:29 PM (Q9qpj) fag.

Posted by: Middle aged man riding a fuckin Harley at February 03, 2014 01:39 PM (agLwc)

188 I'm inclined to think this guy would do just fine in Vladimir Putin's America.

Posted by: JEM at February 03, 2014 01:39 PM (o+SC1)

189 What's with the cross on the sledgehammer? Other than that it's nothing but lawyer attitude.

Posted by: Soona at February 03, 2014 01:39 PM (ZDqnR)

190
This guy is WAY over the top.

Posted by: Roland T. Flakfizer at February 03, 2014 01:39 PM (TIIx5)

191 Wet his bed 'til junior high. Book it.

Posted by: --- at February 03, 2014 01:39 PM (MMC8r)

192 I bet Steven Seagal's agent got an ass chewing for not getting him that part.

Posted by: Gristle Encased Head at February 03, 2014 01:39 PM (+lsX1)

193 He needs a luchador mask. And a cape.

Plus a special lawmobile.

Yeah, that's the ticket....

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at February 03, 2014 01:39 PM (wtvvX)

194 This is way more fun than hot air... They were all busy saying they were all gonna stay home if Rubio got the nomination... Seems they think he's just as bad as Hillary.......

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at February 03, 2014 01:40 PM (9+ccr)

195 I would much rather have seen that than the PSA our state's Department of Transportation inflicted on us, about the dangers of not buckling up:

http://preview.tinyurl.com/q7ohkgu

Well they wanted buzz, they got it. But the commercial, in the thick of SB Sunday, was a horrific buzzkill.

Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2014 01:40 PM (BF+2f)

196 Hmmmm.... Judging by other morons commentary, perhaps I don't see it differently after all. I note several comments where people seem to have seen the same thing.

Posted by: D-Lamp at February 03, 2014 01:40 PM (bb5+k)

197 I wonder what would happen if he tried to take the Cullman Mobile Home guy to court. I'm thinking a matter/anti-matter annihilation.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 03, 2014 01:40 PM (Ec6wH)

198 Wow. A 'Brain Donors' riff.

Posted by: --- at February 03, 2014 01:40 PM (MMC8r)

199

Steven Segal and Jimmy Casino walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, " What can I get you fellas?"

They reply " Justice."

"Oh, and a couple of beers"

Posted by: polynikes at February 03, 2014 01:41 PM (m2CN7)

200 If nothing else this was a fascinating glimpse into how a man not sees his life but is so convinced of it that he's willing to share his delusions ---- Eh, we've been getting a fascinating glimpse of that since 2008.

Posted by: Jenny Hates Her Phone at February 03, 2014 01:41 PM (GmTxn)

201 Chuck Norris goes to Jamie Casino for legal counsel.

Posted by: Chris M at February 03, 2014 01:41 PM (+7Usq)

202 1) We aren't in Savannah (well most of us), but we are talking about it 2) Unlike most Superbowl ads, you know exactly what this ad was for. Sledgehammers, or something. 3) You remember his name. Pretty effective, really.

Posted by: blaster at February 03, 2014 01:41 PM (4+AaH)

203 Two words: MORTAL COMBAT!! 11!!

Posted by: Johnny Cage at February 03, 2014 01:41 PM (Z6jNl)

204 I thought the ad would say he's running for Sheriff or something.

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 03, 2014 01:41 PM (0LHZx)

205 Saul Goodman e-mailed and said, "Whoa, doesn't that guy have ANY shame?"

Posted by: OregonMuse at February 03, 2014 01:42 PM (JAD5c)

206 As a native of Savannah, whose father was a criminal defense attorney there, and whose brother is a criminal defense attorney there, I can only say WHAT THE FUCK? Also: I had no idea Darrell Issa was moonlighting as an ambulance chaser named Jamie Casino.

Posted by: Velociman at February 03, 2014 01:42 PM (RHu5C)

207 He's Kardashian-like in his lack of shame.

Posted by: --- at February 03, 2014 01:43 PM (MMC8r)

208 Horde comments are on fire....

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at February 03, 2014 01:43 PM (wtvvX)

209 Inferior lawyer: Hey, you can't just assault me like that. What about my civil rights and the fifth amendment? Jamie Casino: If they're anywhere near your fourth vertebrae I think I just kicked 'em in.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 03, 2014 01:43 PM (Hx5uv)

210 "Thor? You mean the Dane Cook of hammer-wielding justice-seekers?"

Posted by: Jamie Casino, Esq. at February 03, 2014 01:43 PM (leNBy)

211 Well, maybe Rubio should copy this for his own commercial. "I'll put a flaming fence on the effing border, beeches!"

Posted by: Meremortal at February 03, 2014 01:43 PM (1Y+hH)

212 By far the worst ambulance chaser in the country.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp-Srhn_z1w

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 03, 2014 01:44 PM (0LHZx)

213 It's not business.

IT'S PERSONAL.

Posted by: Vortex Lovera at February 03, 2014 01:44 PM (wtvvX)

214 And En Espanol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALj02fsJU_s

Posted by: Mr. Moo Moo at February 03, 2014 01:44 PM (0LHZx)

215 Looks like a trailer for a new TV show...

Posted by: hello, it's me also a creep-assed cracka.. at February 03, 2014 01:44 PM (9+ccr)

216 Well, maybe Rubio should copy this for his own commercial. "I'll put a flaming fence on the effing border, beeches!" If he did, I would move to Florida just to vote for him.

Posted by: blaster at February 03, 2014 01:44 PM (4+AaH)

217 re-nood

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 03, 2014 01:45 PM (51dat)

218 I wish I could remember his name, but there's a guy here in Jax, a personal injury attorney who's also a chiropractor

Wow. Does he also do psychic readings to complete the scumbag trifecta?

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 03, 2014 01:45 PM (SY2Kh)

219 Someone needs to replace that song with some Peter Gabriel.

Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2014 01:45 PM (7Yh/w)

220 Hello, pretty.

Posted by: Kurgan and Associates, LLC at February 03, 2014 01:45 PM (vgIRn)

221 Jamie Casino: I came here to take depositions and to kick ass and I'm all out a depositions.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 03, 2014 01:46 PM (Hx5uv)

222 "I'll put a flaming fence on the effing border, beeches!" If he did, I would move to Florida just to vote for him. Never mind, EPA would shut it down. Burnt butterflies or something.

Posted by: Meremortal at February 03, 2014 01:46 PM (1Y+hH)

223 Casino Royale, heh. More entertainment in that ad than half of the SB commercials.

Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2014 01:49 PM (BF+2f)

224 tough guy lawyer ????

Posted by: seamrog at February 03, 2014 01:50 PM (yNJwa)

225 I still think our local commercial with the rapping "if you ever been injured in a wreck and you really really really need a check" was pretty good. This was, interesting though. Needed some guns and roses.

Posted by: Lea at February 03, 2014 01:54 PM (/bd0t)

226 Turns out truth is stranger than ... truth. The facts Jamie states - brother killed, Chief of Police, et cetera, happened in 2012. ---------------------- Posted: Friday, September 14, 2012 7:27 PM EST Updated: Saturday, October 6, 2012 9:49 AM EST By Don Logana - bio | email Savannah-Chatham Police Chief Willie Lovett Savannah-Chatham Police Chief Willie Lovett SAVANNAH, GA (WTOC) - Labor Day weekend, Emily Pickels and Michael Biancosino were gunned down in the early morning hours, parked in a lot a few doors away from Pickels' home. For the first time, Biancosino's brother is speaking out. Last week, just one day before a memorial service for Biancosino and a weekend memorial service for Pickels, Savannah-Chatham Police Chief Willie Lovett held a news conference on the Labor Day murders. At the time, he stated "there were no innocent victims." That statement cut deep for the Pickels and the Biancosinos, believing their loved one's were innocent with detectives telling them there was no evidence they were involved in anything illegal. ---------------------------------- http://www.wtoc.com/story/19549691/savannah-chief-issues-clarification-of-no-innocent-victims sum . bitch. _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 03, 2014 01:55 PM (4CVLy)

227 I'm surprised he could find an Orthodox church that let him film a commercial in there. Some American priests...

Posted by: Links at February 03, 2014 01:57 PM (RgIRJ)

228 I see the Jamie took the "Bon Jovi" route ... "Biancosinos" .. Casino's, d/b/a takes care of that. Were I an attorney whose brother was smeared by a corrupt chief of police ... I might be inclined to pick up a sledge hammer, set it on fire, and go all Sledge Hammer! on the police. _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 03, 2014 01:58 PM (4CVLy)

229 what an ass then become a prosecutor he is just using his brother's death to make money

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2014 02:01 PM (zOTsN)

230 - in other, non-related news, the content manager for YouPorn sent out a note saying that the Terms of Service prevented any content from last night's Super Bowl from being uploaded: YouPorn doesn't allow depictions of rape. _

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 03, 2014 02:01 PM (4CVLy)

231 so he is gonna use lawfare to chase down deep pockets like a protection racket ppfffttttt poser

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2014 02:02 PM (zOTsN)

232 Hahahaha! Ace is taunting, I said taunting, the attorney haters.

Posted by: Judge Pug at February 03, 2014 02:03 PM (NRYdU)

233 biancasino shortened to casino what, was their dad in the witness protection program they originally from NJ?

Posted by: thunderb at February 03, 2014 02:03 PM (zOTsN)

234 231 what an ass

then become a prosecutor

he is just using his brother's death to make money

****

No, no, no. 5-7-5.

Posted by: Haiku Boy at February 03, 2014 02:06 PM (vgIRn)

235 Saul Goodman + Jamie Casino = Better Call Saul on steroids, best spinoff ever

Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2014 02:09 PM (BF+2f)

236 This was a, uh, a little over the top.

Posted by: Bollywood Director at February 03, 2014 02:10 PM (8FyP4)

237 The South Texas Super Bowl market had some unbelievably pompous ads by some personal injury guy named, Thomas J Henry, IIRC. I'd never heard of him before, but first they showed him walking with an entourage through a grandiose movie set generic Hall of Justice, and they also showed his Rolls parked next to a private jet. As mentioned earlier, we get treated to this all the time by Jim Adler, the Texas Hammer. He's been bringing it for years.

Posted by: stace at February 03, 2014 02:11 PM (9PXzx)

238 Narcissistic Personality Disorder Much? Does that warrant a BAR investigation, or is just in poor taste? If a physician put that up, they'd be doing depositions in front of the Board the next day...

Posted by: OG Celtic-American at February 03, 2014 02:14 PM (vHRtU)

239 Wow. Does he also do psychic readings to complete the scumbag trifecta? *** The dude looks like a total douche. I mean, like internet meme-level of douchebaggery.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2014 02:15 PM (DmNpO)

240 And please tell me that Gutfeld has see this video.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 03, 2014 02:16 PM (DmNpO)

241 Ft Worth used to have "the lawyer who sends flowers", catchy jingle and all. He took the opposite approach, apparently to get the lonely female at home with her cats market.

Posted by: stace at February 03, 2014 02:16 PM (9PXzx)

242 When I lived in Rochester, NY (escaped about a decade ago, thank Allah) there was an ambulance chaser named Jim Shapiro who called himself "The Hammer." His commercials were outrageous. Here's an example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5hn8bhEpMY

As I recall, he had never actually tried a case in court, just settled with insurance companies, until someone sued him and he decided to defend himself. He lost.

Posted by: Ruthless at February 03, 2014 02:24 PM (cmekS)

243 Again, The advertising lawyer's brother was - WAS - one of the "two out of four" killed. The police chief then smeared the dead. ___________ SAVANNAH, GA (WTOC) - Labor Day weekend, Emily Pickels and Michael Biancosino were gunned down in the early morning hours, parked in a lot a few doors away from Pickels' home. For the first time, Biancosino's brother is speaking out.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 03, 2014 02:28 PM (4CVLy)

244 Personal injury attorneys can be weird. We have one here in Louisville who insists on calling himself "The Heavy Hitter" and poses in his commercials with this (pretty creepy) grin and a baseball bat. It can see what he is going for, but given the imagery and word choice a friend and I snarked that he should go for it and call himself the "Kentucky Sodomizer" or "Louisville Butt Slammer." You may have had to see the commercials.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2014 02:29 PM (TGgNi)

245 245 So I guess that could explain his "outside the plot" choice of personal injury rather than District Attorney. The system as well as the crooks failed his brother, so he is going after both?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2014 02:31 PM (TGgNi)

246 ..

Posted by: Soothsayer at February 03, 2014 02:44 PM (TNRdP)

247 A couple of the Texas Hammer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnImcw3xhCI (poor quality)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujgkw3lt_-o

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 03, 2014 02:46 PM (QVC7W)

248 The system as well as the crooks failed his brother, so he is going after both? --------------------------------------- I took Casino's message - as such - that the Police can be douche bags who will screw over and/or smear regular people like they did with his brother so he's going to Make The System Work. Or he's lined up an endorsement deal for McGilly's Igniting Sledgehammers. I don't know.

Posted by: BumperStickerist at February 03, 2014 02:53 PM (4CVLy)

249 250 Either way, you cannot argue with the guys' hutzpah(sp?) or production values

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 03, 2014 02:55 PM (TGgNi)

250 My favorite PI commercial was a few years ago. A guy was welding out in a field and caught on fire. He started running around on fire in the background while a PI Attorney in the foreground explained how he could get the guy a great settlement.

Posted by: Frankly at February 03, 2014 03:01 PM (odkP9)

251 I want to see him guesting on an episode of better call Saul.

Posted by: Auntie fraud at February 03, 2014 03:15 PM (0Kqj/)

252 apparently "the hammer" is his "thing" on his commercials....before using the hammer on his brother's tombstone, he used on insurance company likenesses....I couldn't figure out what the Orthodox church has to do with this, though....

Posted by: the Butcher at February 03, 2014 03:44 PM (8g9qq)

253 A personal injury lawyer makin' money off his brother's death? Who'd've thunk it. I'm surprised he didn't dig up the corpse and clutch it to his breast.

Posted by: TMT at February 03, 2014 04:12 PM (ec40q)

254 I thought he was going to turn into a bullet-proof vest salesman. That would have made at least a little bit of sense.

Posted by: Dang at February 03, 2014 04:27 PM (MNq6o)

255 Jamie Casino and Paul Anka Battle Injustice Like a Fuckin' Hammer!

Posted by: USS Ben at February 03, 2014 04:37 PM (qyOjf)

256 oh

Posted by: Normal man spitting on his hands at February 03, 2014 04:54 PM (agLwc)

257 I think I have a fremdschamenboner. Is that a thing?

Posted by: Barkow at February 03, 2014 05:22 PM (sBZME)

258 Cannot stand ambulance chasers, which is where our yellowish former Floriduh gov is now working until he switches parties again to run for lizard catcher.

That said, wow. I was hoping it would end with new information about his brother or something. I also wish this was a GOP ad about Benghazi and justice for them. That commercial I could support. He must be doing quite well to pay for two minutes plus the cost of making it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky survived 2014 Polar Vortex at February 03, 2014 05:27 PM (baL2B)

259 My name is Jamie Casino. You killed my brother. Prepare to die.

Posted by: Buford Gooch at February 03, 2014 06:22 PM (gMpXC)

260 Heh, I've seen those before. I'm close enough to Savannah to get some of those. And, no, I really don't believe that anyone can be so crass.

Posted by: qixlqatl at February 03, 2014 07:17 PM (1alAH)

261 What? Alex the Chick did not comment?

Posted by: Case at February 03, 2014 09:27 PM (tjj0w)

262 There was a similar ad by a personal injury lawyer in the local ad well in Greenville/Spartanburg. Our tobacco settlement dollars at work.

Posted by: NC Mountain Girl at February 04, 2014 06:01 AM (wibOd)

263 You realize that's enough material for a two-hour program on the History channel.

Posted by: haakondahl at February 04, 2014 06:18 AM (SGt7E)

264 tghfd