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February 06, 2014

Ice T: I Turned Up for a Gig to Read an Audiobook, and It Turned Out to be Some M*****f****** Nonsense About D&D and Elves
— Ace

Lots of f-words in the quotes, and a link to the podcast where he describes his travails. The podcast of course contains unredacted f-bombs.

Son, it took me 3.5 hours to read 25 pages."
"Motherf*****s talk like Yoda."
"This shit is impossible to me."
"Pegasus....Pegasi. That's horses with wings. This s*** is crazy."
"This motherf****r got a sword that talks to him. And s***."
"Motherf*****s live in places that don't exist."

Thanks to Dave @ Garfield Ridge.

Below, a funny comic named John Mulaney talks about Ice T's role on Law & Order: SVU, which is basically The Guy Who Asks Childishly Obvious Questions So That Other People Can Explain Stuff to the Audience.

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1 1?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 06, 2014 12:13 PM (ojnk6)

2 Uno?

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at February 06, 2014 12:13 PM (jsWA8)

3 Daggnabbitt

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at February 06, 2014 12:13 PM (jsWA8)

4 I'll get the others

Posted by: Heywood Jablowme at February 06, 2014 12:14 PM (jsWA8)

5 Ice T or President Lincoln? See y'all.

Posted by: tbodie at February 06, 2014 12:14 PM (u1ZOY)

6 Wow, twice in one week for me. I need some hobbies....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at February 06, 2014 12:15 PM (ojnk6)

7 Ice-T seems like he is developing some common sense in his later years.

Posted by: wheatie at February 06, 2014 12:15 PM (eCZwh)

8 off topic (yeah, early, I know) but a goody, from finance dot yahoo dot com:

Gov. Deval Patrick apologized Thursday to frustrated Massachusetts residents who have struggled to sign up for health coverage because of a problem-plagued state website and outlined a series of steps aimed at correcting the glitches.

Patrick said his administration may ask the federal government for an extension of a March 31 deadline to transition people from the state's landmark 2006 health care law to the federal health care law that was modeled after Massachusetts' first-in-the-nation program.

"The website that was supposed to make it easy has not worked well enough and the vendor on whom we relied has not been reliable," the governor told a gathering that included employees of the state's Health Care Connector Authority and Medicaid programs. "That has been frustrating to our customers, to all of you and to me. And it is unacceptable."

CGI Group, the Montreal-based information technology company that was hired by Massachusetts to create the new website, was also the top contractor on the troubled federal website.

Posted by: Mallfly at February 06, 2014 12:15 PM (bJm7W)

9 Smart. Military. Bloggage.

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2014 12:16 PM (aQep1)

10 Lots of f-words in the quotes, and a link to the podcast where he describes his travails. The podcast of course contains unredacted f-bombs.

How is that different than rappin'?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2014 12:16 PM (d0Dmj)

11 I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him for his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y-O-D-A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Posted by: Pizza the Hutt at February 06, 2014 12:17 PM (e8kgV)

Um, first off, why is Ice-T reading audiobooks?

Second, why does he not know what audiobooks he's going to read?

Third, who gets Ice-T to read their DandD-style audiobook?

Fourth, what am I missing?

Posted by: MWR, Proud Tea(rrorist) Party Assault Hobbit [/s][/i][/b][/u] at February 06, 2014 12:17 PM (4df7R)

13 On Thursday, officials identified two of the suspects as Universal Allah, 36, who is being accused of providing the stun gun used against Mr. Almond; and Salah Jones, 41, whom police described as their primary suspect in the crime. The third suspect, a 32-year-old woman, was not identified but is believed to have been driving the getaway vehicle. Damn, why didn't I think of naming my kid after the remote.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2014 12:17 PM (0FSuD)

14 Damn it I don't know D & D from my A & E!

Posted by: tasker at February 06, 2014 12:17 PM (RJMhd)

15 Hater!

Posted by: Y-not at February 06, 2014 12:17 PM (zDsvJ)

16 He must have failed the saving throw.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 06, 2014 12:18 PM (6bMeY)

17 here's some better words, Ice

Now the trumpet summons us againÂ—not as a call to bear arms, though arms we need; not as a call to battle, though embattled we areÂ—but a call to bear the burden of a long twilight struggle, year in and year out, "rejoicing in hope, patient in tribulation"Â—a struggle against the common enemies of man

Posted by: Momma Said There'd Be Days Like This at February 06, 2014 12:18 PM (omBWL)

18 test

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2014 12:18 PM (0FSuD)

19 "The Guy Who Asks Childishly Obvious Questions So That Other People Can Explain Stuff to the Audience." Always need one of those. It's David Boreanez on Bones, and the young, cute chick on Agents of Shield.

Posted by: Bud Norton at February 06, 2014 12:18 PM (6cOMd)

20 Ice-T is to acting what I am to rapping.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 06, 2014 12:19 PM (7ObY1)

21 I saw Ice T and Body Count open for Jane's Addiction at Lollapalooza in 1991.

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2014 12:19 PM (aQep1)

22 Law and Order, the SUV?

Posted by: Zombie Christuphuh Moltisanti at February 06, 2014 12:20 PM (7ObY1)

23 Ice-T is literate? I'll be sheep-dipped...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 06, 2014 12:20 PM (0HooB)

24 Another great post!

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2014 12:20 PM (38LLM)

25 Ice-T, proud supporter of our Constitution's second amendment.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at February 06, 2014 12:21 PM (QvAgz)

26 "The website that was supposed to make it easy has not worked well enough and the vendor on whom we relied has not been reliable," the governor told a gathering that included employees of the state's Health Care
Connector Authority and Medicaid programs. "That has been frustrating to
our customers, to all of you and to me. And it is unacceptable."

OK, Deval, follow me here. You're in charge. The people you hired didn't do the job we paid for. What do you think should happen next? Go ahead, take your time.

Posted by: pep at February 06, 2014 12:21 PM (6TB1Z)

27 Send 'im over to Vin Diesel. I'm sure he can set him straight...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at February 06, 2014 12:21 PM (naUcP)

28 Ex-SAC Portfolio Manager Convicted of Insider Trading Damn, every time I see that lede I axe myself, WTF is the Strategic Air Command doing with a Portfolio manager? They got tips while flying B-52?

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2014 12:21 PM (0FSuD)

29 Third, who gets Ice-T to read their DandD-style audiobook?

This is my first question. I know if I'm thinking of people I'd like to read a SF/fantasy audiobook Ice-T isn't in the conversation.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 06, 2014 12:21 PM (B/VB5)

30 Ice T - the guy what sung Cop Killer and was hounded by cops Nationwide as inspiring kids to murder the po-leece now makes his ducats acting as a cop....

Posted by: Bigby's Chapped Hands at February 06, 2014 12:22 PM (3ZtZW)

31 "The Guy Who Asks Childishly Obvious Questions So That Other People Can Explain Stuff to the Audience." Always need one of those. It's David Boreanez on Bones, and the young, cute chick on Agents of Shield. Basil Exposition

Posted by: AmishDude at February 06, 2014 12:22 PM (T0NGe)

32 The Guy Who Asks Childishly Obvious Questions So That Other People Can Explain Stuff to the Audience. The distaff version would be "Cam" (Camille) on BONES. She's supposed to be the boss and all she does is wander into scenes and ask painfully obvious questions of her underlings.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at February 06, 2014 12:23 PM (7ObY1)

33 >>>Ice T: I Turned Up for a Gig to Read an Audiobook, and It Turned Out to be Some M*****f****** Nonsense About D&D and Elves<<<

What a coincidence. When Ice T turned up we thought it was some mother-fucking nonsense because we actually had wanted Ice Cube.

Posted by: the guys who hired for the audiobook gig at February 06, 2014 12:23 PM (R5Pm3)

34 O/T & IÂ’m sorry Ace. I have Cavuto on and he teased this just before commercial break. It took Reagan three times before he became president. What about this familiar Mormon? Why doesnÂ’t spell check work when I want it to?

Posted by: Carol at February 06, 2014 12:23 PM (z4WKX)

35 Ice-T is an ok guy. One of the few celebs I have met who were affable and funny as hell.

Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2014 12:23 PM (aQep1)

36 The Guy Who Asks Childishly Obvious Questions So That Other People Can Explain Stuff to the Audience.

Sigourney Weaver's role in GalaxyQuest.

I'd lament that there wasn't a sequel to that, but there was really nowhere to go but down.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 06, 2014 12:23 PM (B/VB5)

37 23 Ice-T is literate? I'll be sheep-dipped... Well, that bring up this question..... http://tinyurl.com/o46tvus

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2014 12:23 PM (0FSuD)

38 I remember some sort of interview with Ice T in which he talked about people giving him crap about performing in shitty movies.

His response was great- something like "What kind of arrogant motherfucker would I have to be to turn down $50,000 to show up for six hours?"

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 06, 2014 12:23 PM (SY2Kh)

39 So I popped the BugBear in the azz wit my Tinsel-sabre of Ligthawke, yo. Motherfucking knave dropped like an Elf at a dwarf rally, am I right, paladin? You know I'm right...

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 06, 2014 12:24 PM (ZshNr)

40 Posted by: Mallfly at February 06, 2014 04:15 PM (bJm7W) Deval Patrick is just a shorter, pudgy version of the SCOAMF.

Posted by: Carol at February 06, 2014 12:24 PM (z4WKX)

41 Ice T laughs his way to the bank. We are so doomed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 06, 2014 12:24 PM (aDwsi)

42 19 "The Guy Who Asks Childishly Obvious Questions So That Other People Can Explain Stuff to the Audience." Always need one of those. It's David Boreanez on Bones, and the young, cute chick on Agents of Shield.

Don't forget Corky from "Life Goes On"!

Posted by: I is cOrky! at February 06, 2014 12:25 PM (jjaLl)

43 That clip achieves new heights of racisty racism.

Posted by: --- at February 06, 2014 12:26 PM (MMC8r)

44 They are seriously considering Mitt Romney in 2016. There are Romney backers quietly looking into it. Romney said No, No & No.

Posted by: Carol at February 06, 2014 12:26 PM (z4WKX)

45 "The Guy Who Asks Childishly Obvious Questions So That Other People Can Explain Stuff to the Audience." Necessary evil. Look at the LIVs that watch that tripe. His character is still better than Richard Beltzer - to a young black man wrongly accused (I guess ) of some crime: "I apologize on behalf of my people."

Posted by: shredded chi - cereal killer at February 06, 2014 12:26 PM (jRs7b)

46 The world turns its mournful face towards Big Daddy Kane....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2014 12:27 PM (659DL)

47 "Motherf*****s live in places that don't exist."

Yes Ice-T, that's a real stretch. Who every heard of crazy stories that feature places that don't exist?

What boggles my mind is someone has the name of "Ice-T". That sh**'s motherf***in' crazy, yo.

Posted by: Heralder at February 06, 2014 12:27 PM (/Mxso)

48 willowed again. dammit

Posted by: Sean Bannion [/i][/s][/u][/b] at February 06, 2014 12:27 PM (yz6yg)

49 When that guy made fun of Ice T, it was like he shot Trayvon all over again.

Posted by: --- at February 06, 2014 12:27 PM (MMC8r)

50 The Toilet Signs made Drudge.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 06, 2014 12:27 PM (6bMeY)

51 Ice T is your man if you need someone to play a cranky 5'11" toddler.

Posted by: Dang at February 06, 2014 12:28 PM (MNq6o)

52 The distaff version would be "Cam" (Camille) on BONES.

It's David Boreanez on Bones

ROUND ONE... FIGHT!

BTW, there's a blog where a real anthropologist reviews BONES episodes. You'll be unsurprised to learn that they misuse nearly all the scientific terminology, frequently assemble skeletons the wrong way, and that they're all white-privileged phallocentricists. (Did I mention the real anthropologist is to the left of ValJar?)

Posted by: Ian S. at February 06, 2014 12:28 PM (B/VB5)

53 They are seriously considering Mitt Romney in 2016. There are Romney backers quietly looking into it. Romney said No, No & No.

--

I honestly don't think his heart was 100% in it in '12, so I doubt this would ever occur. I'm sure TPTB can scrape the barnacles off another warmed over "moderate" to suit the GOP high rollers.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2014 12:29 PM (Oa7B2)

54 If I turned up to record an audio book (and I have a mellifluous reading voice and one entire uncredited acting role in a History Channel thingie, so I'm qualified) and it turned out to be D&D I wouldn't know what the shit was about either.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at February 06, 2014 12:29 PM (A0sHn)

55 It must have been tough to get him to say something besides mother fucker.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 06, 2014 12:29 PM (6bMeY)

56 And it is unacceptable." -------------------- Not optimal, I'm guessing. That seems to happen a lot around Democrats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 06, 2014 12:29 PM (aDwsi)

57 Look up the time Aimee Man took on Ice T on Twitter. She backed down immediately. And while I'm at it, I'll add another "fuck you" to Mr. TÂ…Ice, that isÂ…for his cop killer song.

Posted by: keninnorcal at February 06, 2014 12:29 PM (ng9uL)

58 Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2014 04:23 PM (0FSuD) Hmm. This part? Nope. How about that part? Nope. That? Unh-unh. I've come to the sad conclusion that there is no part of that young lady is real. She is, however, safe from drowning.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 06, 2014 12:29 PM (0HooB)

59 " Ice-T is to acting what I am to rapping. " ------------- Eh. He's every bit as good as anyone else on SVU. IOW, he's adequate.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 06, 2014 12:30 PM (dfYL9)

60 Ice T can read? Who knew? Can anyone under stand him when he talks?

(ah hell, flash back to Sheila Jackson Lee's Revenge Thread)

and we abandon a high brow intellectual discussion on economics for this?

Posted by: another smith at February 06, 2014 12:30 PM (zdCE9)

61 after cop killer ice t was dead to me.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 21 days (3wks) until spring training at February 06, 2014 12:30 PM (u8GsB)

62 It's amazing how much a song about killing cops can bolster one's career prospects in Hollywood.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 06, 2014 12:30 PM (DmNpO)

63 Man, I lost my ampersand privileges.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at February 06, 2014 12:30 PM (A0sHn)

64 BTW, there's a blog where a real anthropologist reviews BONES episodes. ----------------------- Imagine what would happen if he reviewed the news media.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 06, 2014 12:30 PM (aDwsi)

65 Be sure to look for my rap version of Green Eggs and Ham.

Posted by: Vanilla Ice at February 06, 2014 12:31 PM (8ZskC)

66 Ice T reached his artistic zenith as a mutant kangaroo in 'Tank Girl.'

Posted by: --- at February 06, 2014 12:31 PM (MMC8r)

67 He's got e face only a tanner could love.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 06, 2014 12:31 PM (ZshNr)

@19 The Guy Who Asks Childishly Obvious Questions So That Other People Can Explain Stuff to the Audience." Always need one of those. It's David Boreanez on Bones, and the young, cute chick on Agents of Shield.

------------------

I thought Simmons did most of the explaining, not the other way around?

Posted by: junior at February 06, 2014 12:31 PM (UWFpX)

69 34 O/T & IÂ’m sorry Ace. Posted by: Carol at February 06, 2014 04:23 PM (z4WKX) Some of us have been waiting all day for a good Ice T thread. Now, you've ruined it.

Posted by: jwest at February 06, 2014 12:31 PM (u2a4R)

70 66 He's been type cast ever since.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 06, 2014 12:31 PM (6bMeY)

71 Man, I lost my ampersand privileges. Posted by: Frumious -------------- &&& Hmm. Seems to be working on our end. Must be a local problem. Try re-booting your ampersand generator.

Posted by: Pxlilated hamsters at February 06, 2014 12:32 PM (aDwsi)

72 She is, however, safe from drowning. Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 06, 2014 04:29 PM (0HooB) Unless a dog with no brain punctures those tits with one bite. She's drowning.

Posted by: Nip Sip at February 06, 2014 12:32 PM (0FSuD)

73 I thought Simmons did most of the explaining, not the other way around?

Skye, not Simmons.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 06, 2014 12:32 PM (B/VB5)

74 &&&&

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 06, 2014 12:32 PM (6bMeY)

75 Look up Ice T Gun Control on Youtube. Put him in office.

I remember when I was a kid and "Cop Killer" came out, and being a naive child I listened to all the BS about how horrible it was. I finally listened to it recently. It's a story of a guy who snaps after witnessing and being subjected to police brutality and cops using their power to get away with murder.

I don't see a problem with it.

Posted by: YourPoopyPants at February 06, 2014 12:32 PM (Y/HG5)

76 They are seriously considering Mitt Romney in 2016. There are Romney backers quietly looking into it. Romney said No, No & No.

I don't know who "they" are, but I can understand the concern over the prospect of yet another shitty slate of candidates.

The mythical "GOP Establishment" isn't so dumb that they don't recognize the obvious flaws with the likes of Christie or Jeb Bush.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 06, 2014 12:33 PM (SY2Kh)

44 They are seriously considering Mitt Romney in 2016. There are Romney backers quietly looking into it. Romney said No, No & No.

---------

I guess losing the last two presidential elections is not enough...the GOPE is going for a third.

We need a fighter.

And Romney, bless his heart, isn't one.

Posted by: wheatie at February 06, 2014 12:33 PM (eCZwh)

78 John Mulaney !!

Posted by: panzernashorn at February 06, 2014 12:33 PM (MhA4j)

79 I predict another thread going out of control before it vanishes..

Posted by: Chamuco at February 06, 2014 12:33 PM (qQk+U)

80 >>>Be sure to look for my rap version of Green Eggs and Ham.

Posted by: Vanilla Ice at February 06, 2014 04:31 PM (8ZskC)<<<

Who the hell let you out of the kitchen?

Posted by: Guy Fieri at February 06, 2014 12:34 PM (R5Pm3)

81 Dude married a replicant.

Posted by: --- at February 06, 2014 12:34 PM (MMC8r)

BTW, there's a blog where a real anthropologist reviews BONES episodes. You'll be unsurprised to learn that they misuse nearly all the scientific terminology, frequently assemble skeletons the wrong way, and that they're all white-privileged phallocentricists. (Did I mention the real anthropologist is to the left of ValJar?)

I've always wondered what real doctors think of House.

Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2014 12:34 PM (fsLdt)

83 His name was Yoda,
he was a Muppet;
Darth Vader was so bad,
and by the way, he's Luke's dad.

Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at February 06, 2014 12:34 PM (yE8uc)

84 I guess losing the last two presidential elections is not enough...the GOPE is going for a third.

We need a fighter.
And Romney, bless his heart, isn't one.

Yo, homiez!

Posted by: John McCain, Maverick at February 06, 2014 12:35 PM (8ZskC)

85 IceT curses a lot on podcasts. Gabe curses a lot on podcasts. I've never seen both of them in the same room...just say'n.

Posted by: dudenolongerinsantacruz at February 06, 2014 12:35 PM (PGXA8)

86 The mythical "GOP Establishment" isn't so dumb that they don't recognize
the obvious flaws with the likes of Christie or Jeb Bush.

There was a story earlier this week that having abandoned Christie after he upset the NYT they were all in on... Jeb Bush.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 06, 2014 12:35 PM (B/VB5)

87 I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

Posted by: Obi Wan Kenobi at February 06, 2014 12:35 PM (6bMeY)

88 One ideology's 'freedom fighter' is another ideology's 'cop killer'.

ah hell.
I gotta go watch bread bake, or I'm gonna be in trouble again.

Posted by: another smith at February 06, 2014 12:35 PM (zdCE9)

89
&&&

Hmm. Seems to be working on our end. Must be a local problem. Try re-booting your ampersand generator.

Posted by: Pxlilated hamsters at February 06, 2014 04:32

This is what breeds class resentment. The 1% flaunting their ampersands and making the rest of us feel small and inadequate. I'm going to go all Star Bellied Sneetches 'til you can't tell who has ampersands and who doesn't.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at February 06, 2014 12:35 PM (A0sHn)

Some funny comments on that Kotaku thread:

""You turn the corner and... aww hell nah, another mother f***in' skeleton army. I'm talkin' swords, spears, these mothers are murdered out. Ain't not spell that can do shit to their boney asses neither."

Posted by: Heralder at February 06, 2014 12:36 PM (/Mxso)

I doubt Romney would run again unless he got drafted. And for that to happen, his national popularity would have to skyrocket to ridiculously high levels.

I'm not saying it isn't possible. But it's extremely unlikely, particularly since he doesn't appear to be seeking out the spotlight.

Posted by: junior at February 06, 2014 12:36 PM (UWFpX)

92 a real anthropologist Uh, I think they've classified all the spiders.

Posted by: AmishDude at February 06, 2014 12:36 PM (T0NGe)

93 Ice-T = Rude carnival barker.

Posted by: Soona at February 06, 2014 12:36 PM (ytQi3)

94 There was a story earlier this week that having abandoned Christie after he upset the NYT they were all in on... Jeb Bush.

Bob Dole is two heartbeats away from the nomination.

Posted by: Bob Dole at February 06, 2014 12:36 PM (8ZskC)

95 I've always wondered what real doctors think of House. I bet they all wish they could drink on the job like him.

Posted by: Jean at February 06, 2014 12:36 PM (NMxmz)

96 23 Ice-T is literate? I'll be sheep-dipped... Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at February 06, 2014 04:20 PM (0HooB) Barely, apparently. He did say it took him 2.5 hours to read 25 pages.

Posted by: Sambo at February 06, 2014 12:36 PM (6EZQa)

"Pegasus....Pegasi. That's horses with wings. This s*** is crazy."

"This motherf****r got a sword that talks to him. And s***."

"Motherf*****s live in places that don't exist."

It's really Obama's story, isn't it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 06, 2014 12:37 PM (1Jaio)

98 I doubt Romney would run again unless he got drafted. And for that to happen, his national popularity would have to skyrocket to ridiculously high levels.

I'm not saying it isn't possible. But it's extremely unlikely, particularly since he doesn't appear to be seeking out the spotlight.

Posted by: junior at February 06, 2014 04:36 PM (UWFpX)

--------------------------------------------------

2016 is a long way off.

Posted by: Soona at February 06, 2014 12:37 PM (ytQi3)

99 I guess losing the last two presidential elections is not enough...the GOPE is going for a third. Is there anything they would get then that they aren't getting now? People like McCain are more powerful in the minority, and since they don't want smaller government or the responsibility of running things, they're actually not bothered by losing as long as they maintain enough influence to get benefits.

Posted by: --- at February 06, 2014 12:37 PM (MMC8r)

100 I watched that reality show with Ice-T and his wife a few times. He loves him some kool-aid. His wife seems quite sweet.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 06, 2014 12:37 PM (DmNpO)

101 95 3.5 hours.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 06, 2014 12:37 PM (6bMeY)

102 Forget Ice T, isn't his wife the one with the big titties and mesmerizing badonkadonk?

Posted by: Fritz at February 06, 2014 12:38 PM (TKFmG)

103 Fun little note.

Only half of the 40000 Obamacare enrollees here in Wisconsin have paid their premiums...

LOL!!!!!!!

Posted by: H Badger at February 06, 2014 12:38 PM (n/0Nw)

104 I love Romney, but running him again would be like a repeat of the Bob Dole campaign, up to and including post-loss Pepsi ads where he dreams of motorboating Britney Spears.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 06, 2014 12:39 PM (B/VB5)

105

90 I doubt Romney would run again unless he got drafted. And for that to happen, his national popularity would have to skyrocket to ridiculously high levels.

I'm not saying it isn't possible. But it's extremely unlikely, particularly since he doesn't appear to be seeking out the spotlight.

------------

Well, he's been on tv quite a bit lately...for someone who's not "seeking out the spotlight".

Posted by: wheatie at February 06, 2014 12:39 PM (eCZwh)

106 Barely, apparently. He did say it took him 2.5 hours to read 25 pages.

Posted by: Sambo at February 06, 2014 04:36 PM (6EZQa)

It took him 4 hours to read "Cat in the Hat" so it looks like he's improving.

Posted by: Heralder at February 06, 2014 12:39 PM (/Mxso)

107 There was a story earlier this week that having abandoned Christie after he upset the NYT they were all in on... Jeb Bush.

Keep in mind that 75% of such stories are complete bullshit.

All it takes is for a lazy reporter to find a couple of influential (and often unnamed) supporters and bam- instant story.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 06, 2014 12:39 PM (SY2Kh)

108 Don't know anything about Ice-T's "music," since I really know nothing about rap. I always supposed ALL rappers have written stuff about killing cops, whitey, and (diverse) bitches. That's the impression you get if all you know about the genre is what you have read in anti-rap opinion pieces. IOW, I'm pretty much ignorant on the subject.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 06, 2014 12:39 PM (dfYL9)

109 I've always wondered what real doctors think of House.

Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2014 04:34 PM (fsLdt)

-----

I'm a nurse so I have been around a few doctors, and I am here to tell you that House was laughably stupid in all the things that they had the doctors do. Patient needs a CT or a MRI? Have the doctor perform it. Need to see what the patient's home environment is like, have the doctor go to their house and root through all the possessions.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 06, 2014 12:40 PM (xWgW3)

110 Romney should just hang back and draft the field. Do some positive shit and wait for someone else to screw up. He doesn't need to raise money or build image recognition, so just chill. Oh, and send the Danites to deal with certain media figures early.

Posted by: Jean at February 06, 2014 12:40 PM (NMxmz)

111 The Guy Who Asks Childishly Obvious Questions So That Other People Can Explain Stuff to the Audience. - The literary term for that is foil. Dr. Watson is a foil to Sherlock Holmes .

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 06, 2014 12:41 PM (5e0X2)

112 I love Romney, but running him again would be like a repeat of the Bob Dole campaign, up to and including post-loss Pepsi ads where he dreams of motorboating Britney Spears. *** There wasn't a lot to choose from in 08 ad 12, but that isn't the case any longer. We now have Rand, Cruz, Lee, Walker, and a sober Perry from which to choose. There's no need for Romney to be part of the discussion. Although, I could imagine him as a VP, I don't think he'd want the 2nd chair.

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 06, 2014 12:41 PM (DmNpO)

113 My favorite line from SVU: "Do you know why anyone would put a banana up his rectum?"

How could you say that and not giggle.

Posted by: shibumi at February 06, 2014 12:41 PM (25HWz)

114

Posted by: Jean at February 06, 2014 04:36 PM (NMxmz)

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It's all about the vicodin.

Posted by: Darth Randall at February 06, 2014 12:41 PM (xWgW3)

115 I've always wondered what real doctors think of House.
Your answer is in my sock, eleven. "Medical Reviews of House". It's a great fan site.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 06, 2014 12:41 PM (LLfr9)

116

@109 Oh, and send the Danites to deal with certain media figures early.

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Shh! No one's supposed to know about us! I mean them! I mean, Danites? No such thing! Where'd you get the idea that something like that might exist?

Posted by: junior at February 06, 2014 12:42 PM (UWFpX)

117 He doesn't need to raise money or build image recognition, so just chill. That and have all his 2012 campagin staff shot into the sun.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2014 12:42 PM (659DL)

118 >>Well, he's been on tv quite a bit lately...for someone who's not "seeking out the spotlight". So is Sarah Palin and she didn't run. No way Romney runs again unless every other realistic candidate implodes.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 06, 2014 12:42 PM (g1DWB)

119 Best SVU Ice T quote ever referenced: http://youtu.be/onmgy9QPCxc

Posted by: logprof at February 06, 2014 12:42 PM (jQrWf)

120 This is what breeds class resentment. The 1% flaunting their ampersands and making the rest of us feel small and inadequate. I'm going to go all Star Bellied Sneetches 'til you can't tell who has ampersands and who doesn't. Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch ------------------------------ I understand your frustration. I was once without ampersands, twice, actually. I had them, but then lost them. It was arduous work to get back into my current state. You must understand that a rising tide lifts all boats. Work hard, keep your nose clean, and one day you will have ampersands again..., maybe. Just remember that there are not a finite number of ampersands, it is not a zero ampersand game.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 06, 2014 12:42 PM (aDwsi)

121 Cool andy. thnx

Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2014 12:43 PM (fsLdt)

122 cvs post up

Posted by: Niedermeyer's Dead Horse at February 06, 2014 12:43 PM (DmNpO)

123 All it takes is for a lazy reporter to find a couple of influential (and often unnamed) supporters and bam- instant story.
Posted by: Hollowpoint

No, no, let's spend the next day hyperventilating about this non-story.

Posted by: pep at February 06, 2014 12:43 PM (6TB1Z)

124 "As an actor, you can do what you want with your role. That's why they hire you; to take the role and make it real." - Ice T

Yo, he's just keepin' his actin' real, Ma-fuckas! Real bad!

Posted by: J-Roc at February 06, 2014 12:43 PM (jjaLl)

125 Posted by: Darth Randall at February 06, 2014 04:40 PM (xWgW3)

I used ot always laugh when I watched Castle, they would bring a dude into the interrogation room with really scant evidence, ask him a few vague questions then drop the whole "And that's when you decided to kill Mary. Was it for the money Mr. Smith, or just out of hate?" bomb.

Of course this guy is innocent, but everyone that enters that interrogation room gets accused of murder, until they finally, by process of elimination accuse the right person. That shit would never stand.

Posted by: Heralder at February 06, 2014 12:44 PM (/Mxso)

126

@111 Although, I could imagine him as a VP, I don't think he'd want the 2nd chair.

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That's always a tough thing, particularly given the ego that by necessity you have to have when running for President. It might happen if he were promised an active role in the government instead of just "Mr. Funeral Attender". But even that's a big maybe, imo.

Long and short is I don't think he's interested at this time.

Posted by: junior at February 06, 2014 12:44 PM (UWFpX)

127 I honestly don't think his heart was 100% in it in '12, so I doubt this would ever occur. I'm sure TPTB can scrape the barnacles off another warmed over "moderate" to suit the GOP high rollers. Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2014 04:29 PM (Oa7B2) I hope youÂ’re right Lady in Black! What is TPTB?

Posted by: Carol at February 06, 2014 12:44 PM (z4WKX)

128 Don't know anything about Ice-T's "music," since I really know nothing about rap. First, the word "rap" and "music" have no business in the same sentence. They are not related in any way. As proof, take a musical instrument, (like, say, one of my basses) present it to a rapper, and watch what happens.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit [/i][/s][/b] at February 06, 2014 12:44 PM (0HooB)

129 I think he'd make a decent Atty General on the LiB ticket.

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at February 06, 2014 12:44 PM (QvAgz)

130 lol, the devolution of Law and Order. Dick Wolf is the BUTT OF JOKES -- at first "nuanced" but no longer, Wolf's shows have always denounced the Constitution for hindering official thuggery that would eliminate pesky people who appreciate the Bill of Rights. For instance, name an episode that a gun owner wasn't the bad guy, since all gun owners should be terminated, according to propaganda meme. (Bleeding heart authoritarian writers have usurped the term "social justice" for revisionist preferential code, hence, NO EQUALITY UNDER THE LAW).

Posted by: panzernashorn at February 06, 2014 12:44 PM (MhA4j)

131 I don't get it.

Posted by: Boss Moss & His Orchestra at February 06, 2014 12:44 PM (6bMeY)

132 Uh, I think they've classified all the spiders. Anthropologist, not arthropologist (is that a word?).

Posted by: Grey Fox at February 06, 2014 12:44 PM (Fka6O)

133 &

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl 21 days (3wks) until spring training at February 06, 2014 12:44 PM (u8GsB)

134 68 @19 The Guy Who Asks Childishly Obvious Questions So That Other People Can Explain Stuff to the Audience." Always need one of those. It's David Boreanez on Bones, and the young, cute chick on Agents of Shield.
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?

I thought Simmons did most of the explaining, not the other way around?

Posted by: junior at February 06, 2014 04:31 PM (UWFpX)

Not Simmons. Whedon's new girl because "Eliza Dushku is pushing 35 and can't be a young hot smart chick with no personality" anymore.

Posted by: buzzion at February 06, 2014 12:45 PM (LI48c)

135 I just saw a leak of tape where Victoria "Le Kinky Eyebrow" Nuland says "f the EU.' Classy! Should win hearts and minds. Possibly leaked by Russians!

So, if you were involved at all in the Benghazi news, in this administration, you are moved elsewhere and/or promoted (see: Susan Rice).

Sometimes I do wonder about who is in charge and how bad it is going to get. Then I figure it has to get really, really bad before it gets better?

Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Duchess of Something at February 06, 2014 12:45 PM (baL2B)

136 2016 is a long way off.

Not really. If recent election cycles are any indication, the candidates will start announcing in about 11 months. We'll know who most of the players are before that.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at February 06, 2014 12:45 PM (SY2Kh)

137 Best SVU Ice T quote ever referenced: http://youtu.be/onmgy9QPCxc Posted by: logprof ------------- Umm. I don't think so..

Posted by: Mike Hammer at February 06, 2014 12:46 PM (aDwsi)

138 I don't know who "they" are, - They are the people who know why and where you are and what you're doing but you're not even sure they exist.

Posted by: WalrusRex at February 06, 2014 12:46 PM (5e0X2)

139 Just out of Curiosity does the Mother in "M*****F*****" really need to be in asterisks? Is Mother such a bad word? Is "MotherF******" bad or is "M*****F******" the correct way of writing it.

Posted by: Picric at February 06, 2014 12:46 PM (QnQ+g)

140 &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& Stock up. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&

Posted by: Boss Moss & His Orchestra at February 06, 2014 12:46 PM (6bMeY)

141 ampersands.

It's a secret hand shake thing done by Imperial Priests of the Blog. It's their Badge of Office, the secret ritual that differentiates the Holy from the horde.

Now I really have to go watch bread bake.

Posted by: another smith at February 06, 2014 12:47 PM (zdCE9)

142 & and & and &...

Posted by: akula51[/b][/i][/s] at February 06, 2014 12:47 PM (QvAgz)

143 #29

I suspect it was a dramatization rather than a straight narration job. There are a few companies that specialize in that form. I'm currently listening to Simon R. Green's space-opera Deathstalker series done in a radio play format. There is only a handful of actors, so each plays a bunch of different roles, some with electronic processing to distort their voices where appropriate for non-human characters.

Posted by: Epobirs at February 06, 2014 12:47 PM (bPxS6)

144 Just out of Curiosity does the Mother in "M*****F*****" really need to be in asterisks? Is Mother such a bad word? Is "MotherF******" bad or is "M*****F******" the correct way of writing it. ----------------------------- The polite convention is to replace a vowel with an asterisk, motherfuck*r.

Posted by: Ayn Rand at February 06, 2014 12:47 PM (CJjw5)

145 On my next trip to NYC I expect to have to protect myself from all of the skinheads and RW Christian Nutjobs that seem to have overrun the place.

Posted by: Biff Boffo at February 06, 2014 12:48 PM (YmPwQ)

146 Some of us have been waiting all day for a good Ice T thread. Now, you've ruined it. Posted by: jest at February 06, 2014 04:31 PM (u2a4R) I apologized & Cavuto is one of the few I take seriously on FNC. I had the television off & turned it on for him. IÂ’m sorry if I ruined the Ice T thread. IÂ’m surprised spellcheck didnÂ’t change it to Iced Tea!

Posted by: Carol at February 06, 2014 12:48 PM (z4WKX)

147 I've always wondered what real doctors think of House. Posted by: eleven at February 06, 2014 04:34 PM (fsLdt) He talked like a fag and his shit was all retarded.

Posted by: Real Doctor at February 06, 2014 12:48 PM (oFCZn)

148 That's right, Biff. I intend staying in Harlem if I ever visit NYC---it's obvious Manhattan is too dangerous with all the Xianist, right-wing, capitalist, white power, rich guys running around unchecked!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 06, 2014 12:49 PM (LLfr9)

149 127. vulgar rhyme in time, mechanical farts below the verbal turret syndrome Ice-T "Colors" http://tinyurl.com/k4ha8hx

Posted by: panzernashorn at February 06, 2014 12:50 PM (MhA4j)

150 "Let me read some porno or something. I know about that."........I LOL'ed. How do you "read porno" there Mr. Ice? Wow.

Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2014 12:50 PM (/o+xv)

151 tourette, I fixed before posting 148, weird

Posted by: panzernashorn at February 06, 2014 12:50 PM (MhA4j)

152 Cmon cop killer was the only good thing he's ever done

Posted by: Bigby's Chapped Hands at February 06, 2014 12:51 PM (3ZtZW)

153 Ice-T has apparently never seen any of his own "mother-fucking" movies.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 06, 2014 12:52 PM (TM1p8)

154 IÂ’m surprised spellcheck didnÂ’t change it to Iced Tea! Posted by: Carol at February 06, 2014 04:48 PM (z4WKX) Even after he was elected POTUS '08, spell-check didn't recognize "Obama".

Posted by: panzernashorn at February 06, 2014 12:52 PM (MhA4j)

155 Nicotine stomps the DnD thread.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at February 06, 2014 12:52 PM (LLfr9)

156 anyone besides me remember an episode of LnO SUV where some idiot is on trial for killing a Vietnamese immigrant, lawyer gets him off by getting the jury to believe he was brainwashed by some guy on internet radio? (Lawyer was John Laroquette)

At the end of the episode, Sgt Munch (Belzer) go off about the horrible influence of Rush Limbaugh, who, as we know, inspired many acts of hate (like not voting for Obama).

Posted by: Mallfly at February 06, 2014 12:54 PM (bJm7W)

157 I want to listen to the fantasy novel he narrated. And then I want to send him a copy of The Deed of Paksenarrion by Elizabeth Moon. I think he'd enjoy it and I like sharing good books.

Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 06, 2014 12:58 PM (FApZx)

158 Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at February 06, 2014 04:35 PM (A0sHn) I have all the ampersands I want in my browser, which is Safari because I have a Mac. ItÂ’s a blog issue with IE. They work on my iPad & iPhone too. Are you using something different today to post here?

Posted by: Carol at February 06, 2014 12:59 PM (z4WKX)

159 What reeks of unreality on L&O SVU is that pretty much the same group of people have been doing the same skeevy job for more than a decade. Given the depravity and other degradation indemic to the crimes involved, who are the real pervs here - the perps or the dead-enders who pursue them?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at February 06, 2014 01:00 PM (HsTG8)

160 Mulaney is the guy famous for a routine called The Salt and Pepper Diner. Every moron should consider becoming familiar with this work of art. http://tinyurl.com/mhpl77h

Posted by: Buddha at February 06, 2014 01:00 PM (s/sIv)

161 Such harsh words for a brave crusader for citizen's rights against police brutality.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, Vermont at February 06, 2014 01:01 PM (UWbv/)

162 As for continuation of the L&O franchise, I had so hoped (but I keed) for L&O SUV where the outrageously outraged outrages against the huge manatee would be extreme incidents of road rage.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at February 06, 2014 01:03 PM (HsTG8)

163 Posted by: panzernashorn at February 06, 2014 04:50 PM (MhA4j) I suspect it is autocorrect fixing words you do not want fixed for you. It does it to me all the time, except it doesnÂ’t correct words I do want it to. I often type website too fast but it doesnÂ’t autocorrect it.

Posted by: Carol at February 06, 2014 01:07 PM (z4WKX)

164 On Thursday, officials identified two of the suspects as Universal Allah, 36, who is being accused of providing the stun gun used against Mr. Almond; and Salah Jones ... === What the hell kind of a name is "Jones"?

Posted by: whoever at February 06, 2014 01:11 PM (kGSN0)

165 Let's see if this works...

&

Posted by: Dang at February 06, 2014 01:13 PM (MNq6o)

166 Well, he's been on tv quite a bit lately...for someone who's not "seeking out the spotlight". Posted by: wheat at February 06, 2014 04:39 PM (eCZwh) I donÂ’t watch most of those shows but I think Romney has been on them because of the 2002 Olympics, he was in charge & it was only a few months after September 11, 2001 & he made them profitable.

Posted by: Carol at February 06, 2014 01:13 PM (z4WKX)

167 Let's see if this works...

Posted by: Dang

Shit.

Posted by: Dang at February 06, 2014 01:13 PM (MNq6o)

168
They work on my iPad & iPhone too. Are you using something different today to post here?

Posted by: Carol at February 06, 2014 04:59 PM (z4WKX)

I'm locked into IE at work. For the life of me I can't remember if I've ever attempted an ampersand before. Or maybe only from home or my phone. In fact, I thought the whole ampersand thing was an urban legend or a meme descended from a thread I'd missed. Like a snipe hunt.

Then I made an adroit quip about D ampersand D and the blog ate it. And I don't know enough about D and D to make an adroit quip about what level moron that makes me.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at February 06, 2014 01:13 PM (A0sHn)

169

Oh for crying out loud. I spelled out the word ampersand and it still made shit out of my careful formatting.

Pixy better start paying attention to noises in the dark.

Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at February 06, 2014 01:16 PM (A0sHn)

170 Even after he was elected POTUS '08, spell-check didn't recognize "Obama". Posted by: panzernashorn at February 06, 2014 04:52 PM (MhA4j) I have something in common with spell-check. I donÂ’t recognize Obama. I choose to try to ignore him as much as possible & am waiting patiently for him to leave.

Posted by: Carol at February 06, 2014 01:16 PM (z4WKX)

171 Ice T: You want me to do that thing where I furrow my brow and talk like I'm real fussy and shit?

Director: Can you do anything else?

Ice T: No.

Director: That'll be fine. Just do that.

Posted by: Ice T at February 06, 2014 01:17 PM (MNq6o)

172 Oh for crying out loud. I spelled out the word ampersand and it still made shit out of my careful formatting.
Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch

I tried to copy and paste one and it just disappeared.

Posted by: Dang at February 06, 2014 01:18 PM (MNq6o)

173 Someone mentioned this either in the early am thread or the news dump, but it was at the end. The JEF & Kerry have agreed to this: http://tinyurl.com/m6dmgm7 It makes my blood boil. Jeff Sessions is the only one in the article that complained about it & the security issues it poses.

Posted by: Carol at February 06, 2014 01:23 PM (z4WKX)

174 The level of ignorance in guys treated as deeply knowing and important people is amazing. Its hilarious when they encounter something outside their comfortable little insulated world.
Yo, you mean milk comes from cows and shit? That's whack, yo. Squeezin' they titties for milk, that's just nasty. I'm gonna go back to my homies for some ice cream, I gotta keep it real, not this country sheezy.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 06, 2014 01:25 PM (zfY+H)

175 Posted by: Frumious Bandersnatch at February 06, 2014 05:16 PM (A0sHn) I bought this Mac two years ago and forgot about the ampersands. On the rare occasion I pull out the Windows computer & use an ampersand it disappears. It is an IE issue. IÂ’m not sure about other browsers like Chrome or Firefox.

Posted by: Carol at February 06, 2014 01:29 PM (z4WKX)

176 At the end of the episode, Sgt Munch (Belzer) go off about the horrible influence of Rush Limbaugh, who, as we know, inspired many acts of hate (like not voting for Obama). Posted by: Mallfly at February 06, 2014 04:54 PM (bJm7W) I used to watch that show but gave up years ago. Once in a great while I will watch it. I donÂ’t remember that episode but it sounds typical of Munch. I like Belzer & they made him retire this year. It was one of two episodes I watched this year.

Posted by: Carol at February 06, 2014 01:34 PM (z4WKX)

177 If you want to be respectful, and you call Ice-T "Mr T", will he get confused?

Posted by: whoever at February 06, 2014 01:37 PM (kGSN0)

178 Skye and Simmons are pretty interchangable in SHIELD except for their jobs. They are cute, brunette, young people allegedly very good at their tasks but rarely shown actually doing anything except looking pretty and talking. We have to take the others at their word that they are good at this.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 06, 2014 01:39 PM (zfY+H)

179 "I've always wondered what real doctors think of House."
They probably wonder how the hospital stays open with doctors continuously experimenting on patients in ways that make them significantly worse using wild, excessive theories.

Posted by: Christopher Taylor at February 06, 2014 01:42 PM (zfY+H)

180 He talked like a fag and his shit was all retarded. Posted by: Real Doctor at February 06, 2014 04:48 PM (oFCZn) House was 'tarded. He's a pilot now. Kickass.

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at February 06, 2014 01:49 PM (E8IHS)

181 My mother watches that SVU show. I've never seen it so I had no idea what it was like. An 84 year old woman watching that stuff. And here I was thinking that I was protecting her by not letting her borrow my copy of "No Country for Old Men".

Posted by: disappointed son at February 06, 2014 01:55 PM (3MNCs)

182 I got a question: Does a guy with the word "Ice" in his name automatically get Resistance to Cold? Cold Immunity? And if he does, is Vulnerability to Fire also part of the deal?

I'm really tempted to build an Ice-T themed Bard for the Pathfinder campaign I'm running with in Asheville. That shit would be mutha-fuckin' funny, yo...

Posted by: Pave Low John at February 06, 2014 02:09 PM (V4k1R)

183 I read David Weber's War God's Own and Oath of Swords aloud to my husband (very nice together time, actually... kids generally have all the fun, but why give it up just because you grow up?) I will say, though, even as someone very familiar with fantasy language and conventions, that trying to pronounce the Dwarf names left me grumbling violent things about the author (sorry, Mr. Weber.) If I was smart I'd have just proclaimed that the Dwarf was forevermore to be known as "Bob".

Posted by: Synova at February 06, 2014 02:15 PM (yWOE5)

184 151 "Hustler" from the New Jack City soundtrack. In fact, he was pretty good in New Jack City. Had some good dialog.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at February 06, 2014 02:17 PM (Cati5)

185 Even after he was elected POTUS '08, spell-check didn't recognize "Obama". === I still don't, and never will.

Posted by: whoever at February 06, 2014 02:22 PM (kGSN0)

186 Test?

Posted by: Armando at February 06, 2014 06:08 PM (AKoLr)

187 I have never tried to &

Posted by: typo dynamofo evil Socon who once said a transwoman was once a boy at February 07, 2014 06:54 AM (IVgIK)

188 I have never tried to ampersand until then.
What fresh hell is this?

Posted by: typo dynamofo evil Socon who once said a transwoman was once a boy at February 07, 2014 06:54 AM (IVgIK)

189 Re: the first, long, concern-troll "anti-racist-OP" thread at Kotaku. I refuse to comment there. OP called Ice-T barely literate. The rest of the concerned, you guys, people at Kotaku pretty much said the OP was racist for saying that Ice-T was barely literate. Who just admitted it took him 3.5 hours to read, out loud, 25 pages of *snort* High Fantasy. Walter Williams or Thomas Sowell, or even I, could have done it in 20 minutes. Because? Because they are literate. Phonetics! It's all the rage! Sound it out, son!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at February 07, 2014 07:28 AM (e7KZr)

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