March 17, 2014

Overnight Open Thread (3-17-2014)
— Maetenloch

The 727 That Vanished

It's rare that a large commercial jet goes completely missing but it has happened. Just over ten years ago a 727 took off from Angola and has never been seen since.

On May 25, 2003, shortly before sunset, Padilla boarded the company's Boeing 727-223, tail number N844AA. With him was a helper he had recently hired, John Mikel Mutantu, from the Republic of the Congo. The two had been working with Angolan mechanics to return the 727 to flight-ready status so they could reclaim it from a business deal gone bad, but neither could fly it. Mutantu was not a pilot, and Padilla had only a private pilot's license. A 727 ordinarily requires three trained aircrew.

According to press reports, the aircraft began taxiing with no communication between the crew and the tower; maneuvering erratically, it entered a runway without clearance. With its lights off and its transponder not transmitting, 844AA took off to the southwest, and headed out over the Atlantic Ocean. The 727 and the two men have not been seen since.

Most likely the men ended up crashing it but no wreckage was ever found. And in the years since then neither the plane nor its parts have ever appeared on the aviation market.

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'Snools Rule': Mary Daly and the Radical Feminist School of Atrocious Writing

You just might be an oppressing snool and not even know it. From our favorite anti-PIVer:

Women's situation is more complex since we are oppressed by all the different classes of men who are the originators and subjects of patriarchal snooldom.

Apparently snool is a term that Mary Daly brought back from obscurity and seems to have used as synonym for low level henchmen of the patriarchy...I think. It's hard to say since Daly wrote in a Red Queen word-salad style where word meanings changed from sentence to sentence.

The would-be preventers of this retrieval of gynergy, the ghosts/ghouls that want our movement dead, are snools. The noun snool (Scottish) means "a cringing person". It means also "a tame, abject, or mean-spirited person" (OED). In sadosociety, snools rule, and snools are the rule. . . . Snools are sadism and masochism combined, the stereotypic saints and heroes of the sadostate. . . .

Snools appear and re-appear in various forms. . . . Among the henchmen required for the smooth operation of fixocracy are the cocks, danglers, pricks, and flashers who keep girls and women intimidated. Necessary also are the fakes, framers, frauds and hucksters whose job is to manufacture and spread delusions. Heavier work is assumed by rakes, hacks, rippers and plug-uglies. . .

So is this an example of wanton snoolism ?

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Bye Bye, Warthog

The Air Force seems serious about really killing off the A-10 this time.

The five-year scheme retires all of the roughly 340 A-10 Warthog attack jets in the active Air Force, Air Force Reserve and state-controlled Air National Guard. The Warthogs account for the majority of the planned warplane cuts.

The twin-jet, gun-armed A-10s disappear from their main active-duty strongholds in Arizona, Georgia, Nevada and South Korea in 2015 and 2016. Reserve and Guard squadrons in Arizona, Idaho, Indiana, Michigan, Missouri and Maryland surrender their A-10s more gradually between 2015 and 2019.

Stephen Green points out that there doesn't seem to be any obvious gain in getting rid of the A-10.

We'll be replacing the low-cost/high-survivability/highly-effective A-10 with high-cost/lower-survivability/less-effective F-16s in the ground-strike role. Then the F-16s will be replaced by the stupid-cost/lower-survivability/unknown-effectiveness F-35.

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Details on the ATF's Raid on Ares Armor

Apparently EP Armory made their '80%' epoxy lowers by first molding the FCG pocket from one kind of plastic and then casting the rest of the lower around it using a different kind of plastic. The ATF has believes that the way the they're making the 80% lowers constitutes a 100% firearm with a plug in it which means that anyone selling them (Ares) as 80% lowers was in fact selling firearms. It's unclear if EP ever got a Letter of Determination from the ATF. And to be honest it's a bit murky since depending on the exact order of steps and casting technique the EP lowers could in fact be considered 100%.

That doesn't seem to be the case here but then the ATF is known for inconsistency in how it interprets its own rules at times.

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Newman From Seinfeld is Dead

According to this website. Actor Wayne Knight insists he's not dead but then the dead are notoriously unreliable when it comes to ascertaining their own living status.

Does someone have to DIE to trend? Geez! Thanks for all the love everybody. I didn't know you cared. Glad to be breathing!

- Wayne Knight (@iWayneKnight) March 16, 2014

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6 Clearly Fake News Stories That Fooled The Media (Part 16)

Well the selfie lice epidemic and the suicide-by-tiger are bogus but the writer seems to have completely misunderstood the WWII troop levels story.

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News You Can Use: How to Get Drunk in Public on the Sly

The gummy bears idea was a new one to me.

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All You Need to Hear: According to Palos Verdes patch.com, police technicians ran a rape kit on the poor dog.

The Yahoo AoSHQ group. Bla bla bla.

And my twitter thang.

Tonight's post brought to you by me too:

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Posted by: Maetenloch at 06:32 PM | Comments (656)
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1 Yo

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 06:33 PM (HVff2)

2 Yay ONT,  now to read. 

Posted by: PaleRider at March 17, 2014 06:33 PM (dkExz)

3 Woot 1ish

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 06:33 PM (HVff2)

4 OK Spanky!

Posted by: Nip Sip at March 17, 2014 06:34 PM (0FSuD)

5 Good evening!

Posted by: Country Singer at March 17, 2014 06:35 PM (r/e1Q)

6 Yo Morons

Posted by: fluffisimo at March 17, 2014 06:35 PM (Ua6T/)

7 When you control the mail, you control...INFORMATION!!!

Posted by: Newman at March 17, 2014 06:36 PM (yagOO)

8 I can see I have some work to do around here.

Posted by: Plug-Ugly Snool at March 17, 2014 06:36 PM (IN7k+)

9 "The Air Force seems serious about really killing off the A-10 this time." It's fortunate that we live in such a time of peace, where we'll never have to engage a large number of enemy tanks from the air...

Posted by: Thrawn at March 17, 2014 06:37 PM (WlWt+)

10 The State is (a passive agressive) Mother One of the core precepts of the Progressive Left is that all is within the state, nothing is outside the state, and nothing is against the state. The biggest obsticle to this is the family. No wonder, then, that the Left insist that your children really belong to them, and there is no family but the state. More: http://politicalhat.com/?p=5310

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 17, 2014 06:37 PM (AymDN)

11 Guide to better selfies for men:

http://adam4d.com/men-selfies/

Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at March 17, 2014 06:37 PM (pl1y3)

12 I crashed in the jungle. Now I'm a god.

Posted by: Padilla, God of the Congo at March 17, 2014 06:37 PM (Aif/5)

13 That 80% lower is still a chunk of aluminum that requires some finishing, just like all of the other 80% lowers.

So the BATFE is quibbling over the %s.

Fuck....I hate them.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (anti-Irish Bigot) at March 17, 2014 06:37 PM (QFxY5)

14 Yeah, that lower sure looks like a dangerous firearm to me

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 06:37 PM (HVff2)

15 Evening all.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 17, 2014 06:38 PM (ojnk6)

16 you recycled the missing 727 piece? oh, that's right, it's not a repost at AoS... it's a recontextualization

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 06:38 PM (xSfiX)

17 Did I get any on you?

Posted by: Drippy Snool at March 17, 2014 06:39 PM (3rrMW)

18 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2014 06:40 PM (JMmQ9)

19 is snool a portmanteau? like snit and fool?

Posted by: Bigby's Fapping Hand at March 17, 2014 06:40 PM (KgN8K)

20 According to this website. Actor Wayne Knight insists he's not dead but then the dead are notoriously unreliable when it comes to ascertaining their own living status. I'm not dead! I still have armies in the Ukraine!

Posted by: Newman at March 17, 2014 06:41 PM (aTXUx)

21 From the sidebar: Why meteorologists don't usually wear green even on St Patrick's Day. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bi93KF5CAAA6eE5.png

Posted by: mr_jack at March 17, 2014 06:41 PM (TMG3G)

22 a lot of cool A-10 videos on youtube including a really interesting one by the History Channel that make the case for keeping this plane.... maybe some Senators and Congresspersons need to check out the internetz and learn 'em some knowledge...

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at March 17, 2014 06:41 PM (PGiec)

23 So the BATFE is quibbling over the %s. Fuck....I hate them. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (anti-Irish Bigot) at March 17, 2014 10:37 PM (QFxY5) There's a saying that's pretty popular down in these in-bred redneck parts, "ATF should be a store, not a govt agency."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 17, 2014 06:42 PM (GEICT)

24 2003? That was like 400 years ago.

Posted by: CMU VET at March 17, 2014 06:42 PM (ejB0r)

25 Ok this was thhe question I was hoping to ask in the gun thread: My 12yo is interested in learning to shoot. What's a good safe fun way to learn for kids?

Posted by: votermom at March 17, 2014 06:42 PM (VP864)

26 According to this website. Actor Wayne Knight insists he's not dead but then the dead are notoriously unreliable when it comes to ascertaining their own living status. Nothing I can say to you guys then

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at March 17, 2014 06:42 PM (aTXUx)

27 Does anybody remember the hijacking of an Alitalia Boeing 747 with 340 passengers on June 30, 1982? http://tinyurl.com/mnzc5qz Interesting story. I happened to be on business in Colombo at the same time at the very hotel where Mr. Ekanayake checked in and started buying drinks all around. He was quite the local celebrity for a few days until the Sri Lanka government gave in to international pressure to take action against the dude. Check it out. British have some abandoned airstrips in northern Sri Lanka leftover from WW-II. However, I'm still not buying the narrative that the plane is on the ground and the passengers being held hostage.

Posted by: BarneyOffal at March 17, 2014 06:42 PM (ul4Lc)

28 Feminism is partly the tool of board upper class white women, and partly the tool of crazy upper class white woman. I think the woman above clearly has a foot in both camps

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2014 06:42 PM (M3hAT)

29 Hello moron snools!!  In HS we did the injecting vodka in the orange thing and got very sick and busted.  Good times!

Posted by: Cheri at March 17, 2014 06:43 PM (VDGzf)

30 Evening morons. Mrs. Crank made a delicious St. Paddy's dinner, now chilling out.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 17, 2014 06:43 PM (R+XDI)

31 Posted by: votermom at March 17, 2014 10:42 PM (VP864)

The NRA has youth programs that are solid.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (anti-Irish Bigot) at March 17, 2014 06:43 PM (QFxY5)

32 Yeah the Hog!!!! Representing all the goods delivered.. Of course they want that plane capped. A Mosque eliminator. All the love...

Posted by: 7 Days in May at March 17, 2014 06:43 PM (WYUAi)

33 I'm certain that 727 took off from Angola and not Congo.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 17, 2014 06:43 PM (oFCZn)

34 Great news Moron, 'Ettes! I just received this email: ---- Wife and I Pedro Quezada won 338 Million USD in a Powerball lottery 6-49 in March, 2013 and I have decided to donate the sum of 2M USD to you. Contact me via my personal email for more details ------------------- I fully intend to share my good fortune with you all. It took them a full year to get in touch, but who am I to look a gift horse in the mouth?

Posted by: Wave at March 17, 2014 06:43 PM (aDwsi)

35 14. Actually, the sale of a lower needs a ffl It has the serial number

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 17, 2014 06:44 PM (yZxXI)

36 A man said "hello" to a woman! ! THE BASTARD!

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2014 06:44 PM (1/IUa)

37 My 12yo is interested in learning to shoot. What's a good safe fun way to learn for kids? Posted by: votermom at March 17, 2014 10:42 PM (VP864) Hobos and Hipsters

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at March 17, 2014 06:44 PM (aTXUx)

38 The biggest obsticle to this is the family. No wonder, then, that the Left insist that your children really belong to them, and there is no family but the state. *** It is also why they hate religion. Transcendent moral voices from outside the media-state complex are a major threat to the now totalitarian technocrats that wish to rule us.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2014 06:44 PM (M3hAT)

39 According to all the technocrats and posers in DC think-tanks, the future is unmanned drones piloted from thousands of miles away.  Because we're never going to have to worry about an enemy who can disrupt our communications network, apparently.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2014 06:44 PM (lr3d7)

40 Hmm, link bad? This one might work better. http://bit.ly/1ie2JP0 Can I make it a link here? http://bit.ly/1ie2JP0

Posted by: mr_jack at March 17, 2014 06:44 PM (TMG3G)

41 Why can't the A-10s be transferred to the Army or the Marines? I think they'd like them.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2014 06:44 PM (sdi6R)

42 Disturbing lack of Irish humor today...

Posted by: Wave at March 17, 2014 06:45 PM (aDwsi)

43 The NRA has youth programs that are solid. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (anti-Irish Bigot) at March 17, 2014 10:43 PM (QFxY5) I need to look into that. The eldest drunken midget has mentioned it a time or two. She'll be 7 next month. I'm not sure, maturity wise, that she's ready for it, but it's getting closer.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 17, 2014 06:45 PM (GEICT)

44 Oh, and as for Mary Daly, who the hell raised that freak?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2014 06:45 PM (1/IUa)

45 35 serial #s so passe grow wordly..

Posted by: 7 Days in May at March 17, 2014 06:45 PM (WYUAi)

46 "ATF should be a store, not a govt agency."

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 17, 2014 10:42 PM (GEICT)

I used to have an FFL.

They are cocksucking, fascist scumbags.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (anti-Irish Bigot) at March 17, 2014 06:45 PM (QFxY5)

47 Posted by: votermom at March 17, 2014 10:42 PM (VP864) A nice shingle shot .22 rifle with a patient adult at a nice range. IMHO

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 06:45 PM (HVff2)

48 Didnt that 727 appear on a Beastie boys album?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 17, 2014 06:45 PM (60Vyp)

49 25 Votermom, do you already go shooting?

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 17, 2014 06:45 PM (ojnk6)

50 A man's a man all his life; a woman's sexy until she's your wife.

Posted by: Dr Varno at March 17, 2014 06:45 PM (V4CBV)

51 Is there any way to post a link so it shows up as a clickable link?

Posted by: mr_jack at March 17, 2014 06:45 PM (TMG3G)

52 Plane found???

http://tinyurl.com/ko4aoph

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2014 06:46 PM (yagOO)

53 16
you recycled the missing 727 piece?
oh, that's right, it's not a repost at AoS...
it's a recontextualization
Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 10:38 PM (xSfiX)


Eh - like I even read this blog.

Look just fill out the online refund form and I'll pass it on to Ace with my endorsement. You should receive it within 20 business days.

Posted by: Mætenloch at March 17, 2014 06:46 PM (pAlYe)

54 oh and another thing, could y'all and by y'all I mean irish, italians, gays, greeks, and puerto ricans stuff your effin parades. fucks everyting up all day for everyone. Veterans parade is good enough, y'all can be there..

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2014 06:46 PM (rDidD)

55 Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 17, 2014 10:45 PM (GEICT)

She's ready.

The four gun safety rules are a good place to start.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (anti-Irish Bigot) at March 17, 2014 06:46 PM (QFxY5)

56 25. I have a 12yo who shoots Train her the same way as an adult Best is go plinking with a 22long We borrowed a conversion kit for our AR and let her shoot a few hundred rounds

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 17, 2014 06:46 PM (yZxXI)

57 "The Air Force seems serious about really killing off the A-10 this time." It's fortunate that we live in such a time of peace, where we'll never have to engage a large number of enemy tanks from the air... Posted by: Thrawn The main argument has always been that the A-10 could never defend itself in a hostile air-to-air environment. But there is nothing else in the air force inventory that is really effective in Close Air Support. I wonder if anyone asked the Army if they wanted it? Double-plus ungood thought there, as the Air Force would not permit the Army to have fixed - wing combat aircraft.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 17, 2014 06:46 PM (+1T7c)

58 They are cocksucking, fascist scumbags. Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo (anti-Irish Bigot) at March 17, 2014 10:45 PM (QFxY5) And drawing salary and pension and benefits and all that good stuff with our money.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 17, 2014 06:46 PM (GEICT)

59 Can you take those Ares Armor lowers, pin an upper to it, slide a magazine in and start shooting?

No?

Then it's not a 100% upper, YOU ATF DICKS.

Posted by: That's my skull at March 17, 2014 06:47 PM (gSPiG)

60 Snool this, bossy!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at March 17, 2014 06:47 PM (HsTG8)

61 My 12yo is interested in learning to shoot. What's a good safe fun way to learn for kids? Posted by: votermom at March 17, 2014 10:42 PM (VP864) an NRA Class

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 17, 2014 06:47 PM (fHhk+)

62 51 Is there any way to post a link so it shows up as a clickable link? Posted by: mr_jack at March 17, 2014 10:45 PM (TMG3G) The blog is finicky. Just keep posting it, it'll show up eventually.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 17, 2014 06:47 PM (GEICT)

63 >35 thanks Joe

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 06:47 PM (HVff2)

64

Those planes are all landing on Gilligan's Island, aren't they?

 

 

Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at March 17, 2014 06:48 PM (vvk2F)

65 TV Tip:  Don't watch hoarders while trying to eat.  Good God this is gross!

Posted by: Cheri at March 17, 2014 06:48 PM (VDGzf)

66 Are the hidden-drunk gummy bears the same ones off eBay that give you the shits?

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 17, 2014 06:48 PM (hn5v5)

67 Why can't the A-10s be transferred to the Army or the Marines? I think they'd like them.

There are logistic issues with that, as well as budgetary ones.  The Army is taking huge cuts and can't afford to maintain the squadrons.  Furthermore, like it or not the A-10 is an old system, and maintenance on them is starting to get expensive.

The real problem was never getting rid of the A-10, it was the lack of a dedicated replacement in the pipeline ten years ago.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2014 06:49 PM (lr3d7)

68 Ok this was thhe question I was hoping to ask in the gun thread:
My 12yo is interested in learning to shoot. What's a good safe fun way to learn for kids?

Posted by: votermom at March 17, 2014 10:42 PM (VP864)



votermom, Appleseed.  We've had girls way younger!

Posted by: Steck at March 17, 2014 06:49 PM (5i94q)

69 >>Why can't the A-10s be transferred to the Army or the Marines? I think they'd like them. Posted by: rickl The Air Force never wanted the A10, but it was forced on them. Goes back to an agreement between the Army and the Air Force. The Air Force wanted to operate anything that flew. The agreement was for the Army to give up their fixed wing assets to the Air Force.

Posted by: Aviator at March 17, 2014 06:49 PM (3rrMW)

70 Ahhhh Screw it Get her a S&W 500 and a Barrett Grow some hair on her chest

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 17, 2014 06:49 PM (yZxXI)

71 I've got an idea: let's make the car a place of silent reflection from now on. Okay?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at March 17, 2014 06:49 PM (HsTG8)

72 The Shat's gremlin returns ... Delta Air Lines 757 loses wing panel on flight to Atlanta http://tinyurl.com/o979zg9

Posted by: kbdabear at March 17, 2014 06:49 PM (aTXUx)

73 51 Is there any way to post a link so it shows up as a clickable link?

Posted by: mr_jack at March 17, 2014 10:45 PM (TMG3G)

+++

Use the URL box where you put your name an email. That will be clickable.

Posted by: Plug-Ugly Snool at March 17, 2014 06:49 PM (IN7k+)

74 A man's a man all his life; a woman's sexy until she's your wife. *** Back in the 60s the left sold our advancing matriarchy as a non-stop free love party..and what they actually delivered was angry, bitter, middle to upper class women who it turns out can't have it all...but can take it out on their spouses...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2014 06:50 PM (M3hAT)

75 If you like flight simulators, FlightGear has a wicked cool A-10 (repleat with the Vulcan cannon) that is a blast to "fly".  They also have an A-6 Intruder that you can "fly" off the deck of USS Nimitz, and if you've practiced enough, you can "fly" under the Golden Gate Bridge.

The OV-10 Broncho is a hoot to "fly", as well.

FlightGear also has a Boeing 777-200 simulator, but I cannot think of a reason anyone would want that...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2014 06:51 PM (JMmQ9)

76 Was it the Tampa Accords in 1947 that gave the AF all the fixed wing combat aircraft?

Posted by: CMU VET at March 17, 2014 06:51 PM (ejB0r)

77 Those planes are all landing on Gilligan's Island, aren't they?

Maybe they'll finally get off?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2014 06:52 PM (yagOO)

78 part of the reason the Army does not get the A10s is because of the key west agreement.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2014 06:53 PM (rDidD)

79 The real problem was never getting rid of the A-10, it was the lack of a dedicated replacement in the pipeline ten years ago. Posted by: Colorado Alex Yes. THIS!! The Air Force really doesn't like the CAS role very much. I had a friend who was an Air Force pilot in the '80's , who had started out in A-10's. I saw him at an Air Show (in Dayton) and he was talking about how he was now in T-38's (instructor) and the Air Force was getting all the "good" pilots out of A-10's. 29 years ago.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 17, 2014 06:53 PM (+1T7c)

80 77 Those planes are all landing on Gilligan's Island, aren't they? They're all on Kauai? I'll send them some spam

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 17, 2014 06:53 PM (yZxXI)

81 Yea! SpyBot is done on my personal laptop, I can put the work box back in the bag.

BRB

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2014 06:53 PM (JMmQ9)

82 Red Ryder air rifles can be had for under $40 at Tractor Supply, and you can make your own target out of cardboard boxes, newspaper and magazines.

Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 17, 2014 06:53 PM (R+XDI)

83 I thnk the key west agreement stipulated certain weight and performance parameters. did the Army have sherpas?

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2014 06:55 PM (rDidD)

84 82 Red Ryder air rifles can be had for under $40 at Tractor Supply, and you can make your own target out of cardboard boxes, newspaper and magazines. Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 17, 2014 10:53 PM (R+XDI) Careful. CC you'll shoot an eye out

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 06:55 PM (HVff2)

85 82 Red Ryder air rifles can be had for under $40 at Tractor Supply, and you can make your own target out of cardboard boxes, newspaper and magazines. Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone at March 17, 2014 10:53 PM (R+XDI) Just don't shoot yer eye out...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2014 06:55 PM (84gbM)

86 Is that really a Boeing? I thought Boeings have the engines on the wings. I'm not sure but that looks like a McDonald/Douglass or something.

Posted by: Lurker John at March 17, 2014 06:55 PM (yapmr)

87 where we'll never have to engage a large number of enemy tanks from the air...
And especially not on a flat, steppe-like terrain.

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 17, 2014 06:55 PM (hn5v5)

88 Red Ryder air rifles can be had for under $40 at Tractor Supply, and you can make your own target out of cardboard boxes, newspaper and magazines. Posted by: Conservative Crank's iPhone Dude, you'll put someone's eye out with that suggestion.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 17, 2014 06:56 PM (+1T7c)

89 The biggest obsticle to this is the family. No wonder, then, that the Left insist that your children really belong to them, and there is no family but the state. *** It is also why they hate religion. Transcendent moral voices from outside the media-state complex are a major threat to the now totalitarian technocrats that wish to rule us. Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2014 10:44 PM (M3hAT) They simply want to replace the extant religions with their own "secular" theocracy. The rabid Left are the ultimate supporters of "Intelligent Design" when it comes to economics, society, and even nature (ironically enough), abet with themselves as the god(s).

Posted by: The Oracular Hat at March 17, 2014 06:56 PM (AymDN)

90 At age 8 I was started with all-time supervision, targets, single shot. At 10 (after much pleading) I got a Remington Target Master for Christmas. I never had possession of the bolt until I was 12, at which time I was free to roam the fields, woods and swamps.

Posted by: Wave at March 17, 2014 06:56 PM (aDwsi)

91 you know, seeing a girl puke green beer is not as attractive as you might think.

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2014 06:57 PM (rDidD)

92 Good evening, Horde. Little and I had the day off, but that meant I missed my midterm. Whatever, I finished knitting a sweater and started another; picked up a sample knit job, too. Didn't get dressed all day, either.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 17, 2014 06:58 PM (N/cFh)

93 you know, seeing a girl puke green beer is not as attractive as you might think. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2014 10:57 PM (rDidD) You gotta train them to puke in rainbowsÂ…

Posted by: The Double Rainbow Hat at March 17, 2014 06:58 PM (AymDN)

94 So is there going to be a moron Yahoo bracket group this year?

Posted by: buzzion at March 17, 2014 06:58 PM (LI48c)

95 Wow, man... like, totally Hidden Valley Ranch, dude.

Posted by: Dr Varno at March 17, 2014 06:58 PM (V4CBV)

96 Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 17, 2014 10:58 PM (N/cFh) You know the rules about being dressed, pics or.........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 06:59 PM (HVff2)

97 A-10 has to be the baddest ass plane ever made.

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 06:59 PM (doBIb)

98 92 You know the rule....

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 17, 2014 06:59 PM (ojnk6)

99 96 Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 17, 2014 10:58 PM (N/cFh) You know the rules about being dressed, pics or......... Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 10:59 PM (HVff2) --- Well, I tried on my sweater and posted a picture on Twitter.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 17, 2014 07:00 PM (N/cFh)

100 you know, seeing a girl puke green beer is not as attractive as you might think. Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2014 10:57 PM (rDidD) when I was young and obviously way smart I tried to drink enough green beer to piss green. I was never sucessful, but determined the falling repeatedly out of a lawn char was not painfull or a reason for my date to dump me

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 17, 2014 07:00 PM (fHhk+)

101 Padilla, in the 727 story from the Kongo, actually survived. Not only survived but, after successfully landing in Kenya, he changed his name, got his hands on a falsified passport and moved to Hawaii. Claims to have attended university in the US, Harvard even, but no records exist corroborating his story, nor have any of his presumed contemporaries stepped forward to bolster such a claim. Present day whereabouts hard to pin down but he is known to be an avid golfer and muckraker extraordinaire. He tends to avoid crisis areas or any venue that is not carefully vetted and seeded with true beliebers and other ne'er do wells. He will jump into the thick of the slightest injustice, real or perceived, as long as it involves pumping the race-baiting industry and maintaining soreness of the scab of racial animus. His over-arching goal seems to be to turn his adopted country into the country of his youth. So far, so good.

Posted by: pissed-off American at March 17, 2014 07:00 PM (+cAhp)

102 Their idea of anarchy is a government that outlaws rich people from owning so much.

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 07:00 PM (xSfiX)

103 By G*d, those scribblings by Mary Daly are flat out incomprehensible. Behold, the awesome powers of our educated betters!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at March 17, 2014 07:01 PM (HsTG8)

104 Posted by: The Oracular Hat at March 17, 2014 10:56 PM (AymDN) The left seems to believe that they can 'convince' people to go against how we are made... Whether through God, or evolution... men and women ARE different... yet somehow the left wants us to be the same... Which makes everyone unhappy, because our Intellect is then in constant conflict with our Emotions, and Instincts. Same with Family.... same with Gay shit... same with Property (they want us all to be happy giving our stuff to others... when every human society has had property...). I believe that going against our Nature, makes us unhappy....

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2014 07:01 PM (84gbM)

105 Zoomies gotta be Zoomies.

The Army should bring back the Army Air Corps. Like the Marines have Marine pilots, the Army should have their own. They've got rotary wing pilots, why not ground-air support pilots?

I can remember when the Air Force was just going to be missiles.

Or the Navy was just going to have missiles for carrier and task force cover.

That didn't work out. So why do they think that we'll never need ground air/ anti tank support planes?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 17, 2014 07:01 PM (LSDdO)

106 when I was young and obviously way smart I tried to drink enough green beer to piss green. I was never sucessful, but determined the falling repeatedly out of a lawn char was not painfull or a reason for my date to dump me Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 17, 2014 11:00 PM (fHhk+) About 6 months ago, I get up off the couch, head to the bathroomÂ….and my piss is neon green. I'm talking glow in the dark, glowstick, highlighter fucking green. I was freaked out and amused at the same time. Turns out certain meds, especially antibiotics, can do that. Would have been nice to get the heads up on that beforehand.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 17, 2014 07:02 PM (GEICT)

107 Howdy, y'all!

Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2014 07:02 PM (T1005)

108 Posted by: pissed-off American at March 17, 2014 11:00 PM (+cAhp) Applause

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 07:03 PM (HVff2)

109 Posted by: pissed-off American at March 17, 2014 11:00 PM (+cAhp) Not buyin' it. Barky cannot even fly by the seat of his pants, much less fly a plane.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at March 17, 2014 07:03 PM (HsTG8)

110 OK, I'm back. I see we're talking about BB / Pellet guns: question for Teh Horde: would a nice (pump-up; CO2 would be an added expense) pellet pistol make for a good practice piece to keep one's mechanics up to speed?

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2014 07:03 PM (JMmQ9)

111 The California Legislature's Grant Soviet's attempt to repeal Prop. 209 and institute legalized racial discrimination has failed (for now) due to Asian's raising holy-hell over the attempt to have their children discriminated against. http://tinyurl.com/n36dxgv

Posted by: The Civil Rights Hat at March 17, 2014 07:03 PM (AymDN)

112 About 6 months ago, I get up off the couch, head to the bathroomÂ….and my piss is neon green. I'm talking glow in the dark, glowstick, highlighter fucking green. I was freaked out and amused at the same time. Turns out certain meds, especially antibiotics, can do that. Would have been nice to get the heads up on that beforehand. Uh oh! BC's a quart shy!

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 07:05 PM (doBIb)

113 "We'll be replacing the low-cost/high-survivability/highly-effective A-10 with high-cost/lower-survivability/less-effective F-16s in the ground-strike role. Then the F-16s will be replaced by the stupid-cost/lower-survivability/unknown-effectiveness F-35."

The F-35 will never be able to get below ten thousand feet in anything but the most permissive of environments.

There are many stories of A-10s getting stitched up with everything including full scale 30mm cannon fire from the ground, and a LOT of said fire, and flying safely home. Courtesy of two engines, onboard fire suppression, self-sealing fuel tanks, widely separated twin tails with enough redundant control authority that one can be shot away completely, double hydraulic controls with bone simple mechanical backup, armor everywhere, and a titanium tub for the pilot to sit in.

Whereas the F-35 has, by contrast: one engine. No onboard fire suppression (removed to save weight). No self-sealing tanks. Vulnerable tail control surfaces. Complex fire-risky "fueldraulic" controls with inadequate backup. No armor to speak of. No titanium tub in the cockpit.

The layout of the F-35 is basically unprotected fuel tanks completely encircling one enormous, extremely hot engine. You can figure how well even a rare "magic BB" hit by a rifle-sized round will work out. A single hit from a 30mm explosive shell? Instant fireball. Bye bye.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 07:05 PM (gqT4g)

114 The rabid Left are the ultimate supporters of "Intelligent Design" when it comes to economics, society, and even nature (ironically enough), abet with themselves as the god(s). Posted by: The Oracular Hat ---------------------- Interestingly, the left, who absolutely believe in evolution when questioned, seem to think that the human species appeared abruptly 50,000 years ago, and evolution stopped. Which is to say, they are Left Creationists. Try that on one sometime. It makes them uncomfortable, "Oh, you're a Left Creationist."

Posted by: Wave at March 17, 2014 07:05 PM (aDwsi)

115 My favorite pic of the A-10:

http://tinyurl.com/yclyd8z

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2014 07:05 PM (yagOO)

116 The rabid Left are the ultimate supporters of "Intelligent Design" when it comes to economics, society, and even nature (ironically enough), abet with themselves as the god(s). Posted by: The Oracular Hat at March 17, 2014 10:56 PM (AymDN) This. Everything is to be driven by their visible hand.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 17, 2014 07:06 PM (4s6u1)

117 49 I am a novice, pistol only so far. I didn't grow up around guns (knives & icepicks were the kind of neighborhood I was mostly at) Appleseed sounds cool ...

Posted by: votermom at March 17, 2014 07:07 PM (GSIDW)

118 Is that really a Boeing? I thought Boeings have the engines on the wings. I'm not sure but that looks like a McDonald/Douglass or something. Posted by: Lurker John at March 17, 2014 10:55 PM I believe you are correct.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2014 07:07 PM (JMmQ9)

119 "Good evening, Horde. Little and I had the day off, but that meant I missed my midterm."

Wait. Didn't you graduate? Midterms still?

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 07:07 PM (gqT4g)

120 So screwing the pooch does happen.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 17, 2014 07:07 PM (LSDdO)

121 I believe that going against our Nature, makes us unhappy.... Posted by: Romeo ------------------------ Ergo, the chronic unhappiness among the LBGT.

Posted by: Wave at March 17, 2014 07:08 PM (aDwsi)

122
According to this website. Actor Wayne Knight insists he's not dead but then the dead are notoriously unreliable when it comes to ascertaining their own living status.

Nothing I can say to you guys then

Posted by: Abe Vigoda at March 17, 2014 10:42 PM (aTXUx)










Word.

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at March 17, 2014 07:08 PM (AHzA7)

123 106 About 6 months ago, I get up off the couch, head to the bathroomÂ….and my piss is neon green. I'm talking glow in the dark, glowstick, highlighter fucking green. I was freaked out and amused at the same time. Turns out certain meds, especially antibiotics, can do that. Would have been nice to get the heads up on that beforehand. Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 17, 2014 11:02 PM (GEICT) --- There's one I have taken which turned my pee the color of Tang, and stained everything it touched.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 17, 2014 07:09 PM (N/cFh)

124 111 The California Legislature's Grant Soviet's attempt to repeal Prop. 209 and institute legalized racial discrimination has failed (for now) due to Asian's raising holy-hell over the attempt to have their children discriminated against. http://tinyurl.com/n36dxgv Posted by: The Civil Rights Hat at March 17, 2014 11:03 PM (AymDN) Fuck them. The biggest free shit grabbers there are. They're just pissed because they're not benefiting from it. Fuck. Them.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 17, 2014 07:09 PM (4s6u1)

125 I figured they would mention the fake tampons now available that hold booze so you can get them into sporting events, school, etc.
 
As to how to save the Warthog, rename it something like the A-10 Puppy Saver.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2014 07:09 PM (cHZB7)

126 Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2014 11:05 PM That's a damn fine A-10 pic

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2014 07:09 PM (JMmQ9)

127 "Is that really a Boeing? I thought Boeings have the engines on the wings. I'm not sure but that looks like a McDonald/Douglass or something."

Note the three engines. One at the base of the tail.

The only trijet design which MDD ever built was the (massive) DC-10/MD-11 series, and this is surely not one of those.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 07:09 PM (gqT4g)

128 119 "Good evening, Horde. Little and I had the day off, but that meant I missed my midterm." Wait. Didn't you graduate? Midterms still? Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 11:07 PM (gqT4g) --- Taking my last few credits. Graduation is in May.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 17, 2014 07:10 PM (N/cFh)

129 ... and stained everything it touched. Posted by: Gingy ------------------------------ Too much information!

Posted by: Wave at March 17, 2014 07:10 PM (aDwsi)

130 A-10 is gotta go. Harmed too many mohamadans.

Posted by: Erowmero at March 17, 2014 07:10 PM (1gcFZ)

131 @Krebs - far be it from me to argue with you, sir, but by the seat of his pants is the only way Barky flies! @Misanthropic - Thank you. @the Liberal Librarian - "No, this story does NOT belong in the fiction department!"

Posted by: pissed-off American at March 17, 2014 07:11 PM (+cAhp)

132 There's one I have taken which turned my pee the color of Tang, and stained everything it touched. Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 17, 2014 11:09 PM (N/cFh) Now that sucks. Once I realized it was just a side effect of the med, I was greatly amused. "Hey baby! Come take a look!" "I'm not looking at your pee in the toilet, you idiot." "But it's REALLY fucking green!"

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at March 17, 2014 07:11 PM (GEICT)

133 Kool-Aid Kool-Aid Tang Tang Tang tastes great!

Posted by: [/i]andycanuck[/b] at March 17, 2014 07:12 PM (hn5v5)

134 Send the A-10's to shoot up some Baby Seal Beaters...

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2014 07:12 PM (yagOO)

135 As to how to save the Warthog, rename it something like the A-10 Puppy Saver. Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2014 11:09 PM (cHZB7) The A-10 Unicorn Coddler

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at March 17, 2014 07:12 PM (HsTG8)

136 "As to how to save the Warthog, rename it something like the A-10 Puppy Saver."

A-10 Guardian Of Gaia.

A-10 Defender Of Social Justice.

A-10 Don't Call It Bossy.

But as others have pointed out, the fastest way to get the Air Force to keep the jet would be to name it the A-10 U.S. Marine Corps Close Air Support Aircraft.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 07:12 PM (gqT4g)

137 Actor Wayne Knight insists he's not dead but then the dead are notoriously unreliable when it comes to ascertaining their own living status. First step in solving your problem, Wayne, is admitting that you have one.

Posted by: Joe Montana at March 17, 2014 07:12 PM (ABUkj)

138 I see we're talking about BB / Pellet guns: question for Teh Horde: would a nice (pump-up; CO2 would be an added expense) pellet pistol make for a good practice piece to keep one's mechanics up to speed? Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2014 11:03 PM (JMmQ9) for what? I used to shoot a Gammo CO2 pistol in the backyard was ok. Most of the serious USPSA/IDPA guys have a regular dry fire schedule and set of drills

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 17, 2014 07:12 PM (fHhk+)

139 I am a novice, pistol only so far.
I didn't grow up around guns (knives & icepicks were the kind of neighborhood I was mostly at)

Appleseed sounds cool ...

Posted by: votermom at March 17, 2014 11:07 PM (GSIDW)



votermom, same here.  That's why it was fun to start Appleseed in my 50's !   We even have occasional gals-only shoots (but they are rare).

Posted by: Steck at March 17, 2014 07:13 PM (5i94q)

140 123 106 a vitamin b? S supplement I took made my pee the color of Mt. Dew

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 07:13 PM (HVff2)

141
That 727, wasn't it Sadam's trainer?

Posted by: CO at March 17, 2014 07:13 PM (KEA7I)

142 118 Is that really a Boeing? I thought Boeings have the engines on the wings. I'm not sure but that looks like a McDonald/Douglass or something. Posted by: Lurker John at March 17, 2014 10:55 PM No. It's a 727. Note the intake at the base of the vertical stabilizer/rudder.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 17, 2014 07:14 PM (4s6u1)

143 Good evening, all. Hey, cthulhu. Alton, I have a Crossman pump pistol that's hat I picked up for about $50. It's good for fuzzy-tailed tree rats & backyard plunking. I would imagine that or an air rifle (or both) would be a cheap way to stay on point...

Posted by: shredded chi at March 17, 2014 07:14 PM (EdGEP)

144 The A-10 Universal Coverage (think about it....)

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2014 07:14 PM (JMmQ9)

145 118 Is that really a Boeing? I thought Boeings have the engines on the wings. I'm not sure but that looks like a McDonald/Douglass or something.
Posted by: Lurker John at March 17, 2014 10:55 PM

I believe you are correct.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2014 11:07 PM (JMmQ9)

++++

This pic shows a Boeing 727 with the engines not on the wing:
http://boeinginfo.edublogs.org/2011/03/10/boeing-727/

Posted by: Plug-Ugly Snool at March 17, 2014 07:15 PM (IN7k+)

146 I can't stand much more of this sharty winter. Can't a Moron get a Monday without rain and sleet? We expect better weather here in the formerly sunny south. Sheesh.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 07:15 PM (4Mv1T)

147 777 - 727 = 50. A 777 jetliner is 50 times more likely to go missing.

Posted by: I has math skills, I do, I do! at March 17, 2014 07:15 PM (C94J7)

148 Votermom:

BBGun, Airgun both are made in long gun and pistol form to learn weapon safety.

Graduate to .22 rifle, .22 pistol

Then on from there with the full size larger caliber weapons.

Plenty of clubs, groups, ranges (depending on where you live) that will assist you in learning.

Contact/website NRA. They have youth programs.

Good reading and learning as a place to start.

Any activity that has an element of danger/risk should have a certain amount of reading as part of the process.

Learn by other's mistakes and find out things you would not on your own or that would take a long time or special circumstances.

Always good to learn from others. It's what puts humans at the top of the food chain.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 17, 2014 07:15 PM (LSDdO)

149 " "Is that really a Boeing? I thought Boeing have the engines on the
wings. I'm not sure but that looks like a McDonald/Douglass or
something."

Note the three engines. One at the base of the tail.

The only trijet design which MDD ever built was the (massive) DC-10/MD-11 series, and this is surely not one of those."

Definitely a 727.  I actually got to walk up the tail stairs on a 727 once at Boeing field.  Sea-Tac was fogged in so they bussed us from our gate at Sea-Tac to Boeing Field, we boarded through the tail and off to Denver.  I think the ceiling was about 15 feet that day.

Posted by: Fritz (not Fritz) at March 17, 2014 07:15 PM (U0t2o)

150 727 = 3 Engines. DC-9 = 2 Engines.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 17, 2014 07:15 PM (4s6u1)

151 I am a novice, pistol only so far. I didn't grow up around guns (knives icepicks were the kind of neighborhood I was mostly at) Appleseed sounds cool ... Posted by: votermom at March 17, 2014 11:07 PM (GSIDW) The NRA Basic Rifle Course is really good also

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 17, 2014 07:16 PM (fHhk+)

152 140 123 106 a vitamin b? S supplement I took made my pee the color of Mt. Dew Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 11:13 PM (HVff2) --- Yep, that'll do it. My culprit was phenazopyridine.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 17, 2014 07:16 PM (N/cFh)

153 So two guys who have no piloting skills take off in a somewhat airworthy plane without permission or a flight plan? What could go wrong?

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 07:16 PM (doBIb)

154 TV Western trivia: In 168 episodes of the Rifleman, how many men did Lucas McCain shoot and kill? a) about a dozen b) about 50 c) about 113

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 07:16 PM (xSfiX)

155 146 I can't stand much more of this sharty winter. Can't a Moron get a Monday without rain and sleet? We expect better weather here in the formerly sunny south. Sheesh. Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 11:15 PM (4Mv1T) Suck it up buttercup,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 07:16 PM (HVff2)

156 The 777 is on the Island of Misfit Aircraft. You're welcome.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at March 17, 2014 07:16 PM (HsTG8)

157 139 Steck, how does Appleseed work basically? You have to bring a rifle to use, right?

Posted by: votermom at March 17, 2014 07:17 PM (eR0Id)

158 A-10 Single Payer Pro Tip : You do NOT want to be the Payee

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 07:17 PM (aDwsi)

159
The man who said hello to me should have his nuts cut off with a dull razor. 

Posted by: Media Benjamin at March 17, 2014 07:17 PM (nQjHM)

160 The A-10 Afforable Care Jet.

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 07:17 PM (doBIb)

161
No. It's a 727. Note the intake at the base of the vertical stabilizer/rudder.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 17, 2014 11:14 PM (4s6u1)

 

 

You are correct sir. I did a Wiki search.

Posted by: Lurker John at March 17, 2014 07:18 PM (yapmr)

162 Suck it up buttercup, Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian --------------------------- I saw the picture you sent of your cabin in the snow. But mostly snow. You get a pass for that comment, smaht' ass.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 07:18 PM (4Mv1T)

163 154 - I gotta go with the low number, 12?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 07:18 PM (aDwsi)

164 We expect better weather here in the formerly sunny south. Sheesh. Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 11:15 PM (4Mv1T) What about Pensacola or Mobile?

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 17, 2014 07:18 PM (fHhk+)

165 Watching some History Channel thing on Rome. Aurelian was badass. Until he was assassinated.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 17, 2014 07:18 PM (N/cFh)

166  The A-10 is being discontinued to pay-off certain (illegal)foreign campaign contributions.

Posted by: Certain of Treason by Them at March 17, 2014 07:18 PM (C94J7)

167 The Malaysian government reportedly is investigating the possibility that missing Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 avoided radar detection and landed in Pakistan near the Afghanistan border inside Taliban-controlled territory, according to the UK Independent . . . investigators confiscated a homemade flight simulator from the pilotÂ’s home to see if it reveals any useful information . . . the Malaysian foreign minister told reporters that Malaysia asked several Asian countries for assistance in its investigation, including Pakistan . . . Pakistan dismissed the idea that a Boeing 777 could land undetected inside the country but promised to work with the Malaysian government in its search for the missing plane . . . a LIGNET analyst received information from a source at Boeing that the company believes the plane did land in Pakistan . . . Israel is taking the possibility of a terrorist attack seriously by mobilizing air defenses and scrutinizing approaching civilian aircraft, according to the Times of Israel . . . a Boeing 777 requires a lengthy, 7,500-foot runway, and Pakistan has many of them, meaning Flight 370 could conceivably be hidden in a hangar inside the country . . . U.S. surveillance of the area may be able to shed light on the theory through satellite imagery or signals intelligence. http://www.lignet.com/InBriefs/Malaysia-Hunts-for-Missing-Jet-in-Pakistan-Israel

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 07:18 PM (zOTsN)

168 727 has three aft engines, not on the wings.

Posted by: Rhubarb Ranch at March 17, 2014 07:19 PM (htu8n)

169 Ares allowed the confiscation of all the EP products without any problem. It was when the ATF demanded to know who had bought, well, anything from them and what they bought that they balked. The ATF claims several things: That the different plastic in the drill out areas was added later from a complete upper, that it wasn't added later but is more easily removed than the usual 80% and also that by using a different color they are aiding the customer in manufacturing a complete firearm. They also claim they need to copy the Ares customer list, because fuck you we're the Government. I don't know if they have a case but they are certainly being dicks and clearly building a database of 80% owners despite Federal Law. But then in our new Hope and Change America they don't need no stinkin' badges do they? EP hasn't said much that I have read but a spokesman did say that the original form or mold or whatever they use in the manufacturing process is absolutely not a finished lower and the eventual product is never a finished lower during the process. There was a lot of inside chatter over at Ammoland and Western Rifle about it. The EP website, BTW said they were selling polymer 80% lowers for about $60 and aluminum for I think $70 retail. Shazam!

Posted by: Daybrother at March 17, 2014 07:19 PM (pGpAb)

170 Pro Tip : You do NOT want to be the Payee Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 11:17 PM (aDwsi) Oh no, no , no, no, no, no.....most definitely not. *shudders*

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 17, 2014 07:19 PM (4s6u1)

171 Watch, these A-10s will end up like the MRAPS did. At your local PD.

Posted by: CDR M at March 17, 2014 07:19 PM (LsJl8)

172 34 Damn! That's better than the 7 court summons(all with convenient zip files so I'll know why I'm being summoned)from various cities and states I've received this year via email

Posted by: Tuna at March 17, 2014 07:20 PM (M/TDA)

173 BATFE = BBBBB Bureau of Booze, Butts, Bangs and Booms

Posted by: whoever at March 17, 2014 07:20 PM (pjMym)

174 Votermom,  There also hunter safety classes in many places for kids.  They are great.  Depending on where you live.  A hunting state?

Posted by: Infidel at March 17, 2014 07:20 PM (W1pcv)

175 Watch, these A-10s will end up like the MRAPS did. At your local PD. Serving warrants and shooting dogs?

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 07:20 PM (doBIb)

176 Steck, how does Appleseed work basically?
You have to bring a rifle to use, right?

Posted by: votermom at March 17, 2014 11:17 PM (eR0Id)   



If you don't have one, you can ask the instructors ahead of time (via email) whether they have something they can loan you.  I personally have two day-glo Ruger 10/22s specifically for loaning. 


Whereabouts are ya ?

Posted by: Steck at March 17, 2014 07:21 PM (5i94q)

177 Somebody was stealing cheap bottles of wine a buddy of mine would keep in his jeep while he was at work (his girlfriend liked wine). We injected Methylene blue in some bottles and the thefts stopped. Pissing blue apparently scared the thief straight.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methylene_blue
Scroll to Placebo.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 17, 2014 07:21 PM (TI3xG)

178 So apparently there's some sort of airplane that disappeared? Has anyone heard of this?



And on an additional note, winter can just FTFO already.



Evening roonz and roonettez! What's everyone up to?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 17, 2014 07:21 PM (xa1/W)

179
Ok this was thhe question I was hoping to ask in the gun thread:
My 12yo is interested in learning to shoot. What's a good safe fun way to learn for kids?

Posted by: votermom at March 17, 2014 10:42 PM (VP864)








Appleseed.

When I went a couple of years ago, it was a small class. Me, two other guys, and a homeschooling Russian emigre family all learning together. Mom, Dad, three daughters. Great fun to watch the kids shoot for the first time.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2014 07:21 PM (AHzA7)

180 I told the Pentagon if you like your airplanes, you can keep them.

Posted by: President Obama at March 17, 2014 07:22 PM (LsJl8)

181 172 34 Damn! That's better than the 7 court summons(all with convenient zip files so I'll know why I'm being summoned)from various cities and states I've received this year via email Posted by: Tuna ---------------- Just send me your name, address and SSN to receive your cut.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 07:22 PM (aDwsi)

182 162 You get a pass for that comment, smaht' ass. Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 11:18 PM (4Mv1T) Thanks bud

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 07:22 PM (HVff2)

183 "Definitely a 727. I actually got to walk up the tail stairs on a 727 once at Boeing field."

Miss those. I have heard those referred to as the "D.B. Cooper door".

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 07:22 PM (gqT4g)

184 Sorry, no. Lucas McCain was a killing machine. The Rifleman put down about 113 or 114 men, and wounded a handful of others. http://www.riflemanconnors.com/casualtylist.htm

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 07:22 PM (xSfiX)

185
In sadosociety, snools rule, and snools are the rule. . .

Yes, finally!

Posted by: The Snool King at March 17, 2014 07:23 PM (0Kobm)

186 I would imagine that or an air rifle (or both) would be a cheap way to stay on point... Posted by: shredded chi at March 17, 2014 11:14 PM Prior to December 2012, I used the .22LR pistol for inexpensive practice. Then all the .22LR went away. It's coming back, slowly; a week ago I scored three of the 550 round boxes of .22LR. I'm thinking an air-gun would be a better (cheaper) way to practice. The pellets are cheap, propulsion is free, and I can step off 21 feet in the basement and tape a target on a cardboard box filled with other cardboard boxes and three weeks worth of newspapers.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2014 07:23 PM (JMmQ9)

187 When I went a couple of years ago, it was a small class. Me, two other guys, and a homeschooling Russian emigre family all learning together. "Pick up the rifle and shoot. When he falls, the man behind him picks up the rifle and shoots."

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 07:23 PM (doBIb)

188 GGE - I'm going with UFO abduction on the airplane. Cuts out a buttload of pointless speculation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 07:23 PM (aDwsi)

189 41 Why can't the A-10s be transferred to the Army or the Marines? I think they'd like them. Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2014 10:44 PM (sdi6R) Politicians don't have any A-10 factories in their districts anymore.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 17, 2014 07:23 PM (HxSXm)

190 saw this a PJM here is a part This incident vividly illustrated the nature of our struggle in the West today: it is truly, as Pamela Geller has so indelibly put it, a struggle of the civilized man vs. the savage. One side was enjoying drinks and polite conversation, having gathered together in service of the cause of freedom and human rights. The other side, while it professes to be the true guardian of those things, came to the restaurant determined to harass, assault,

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 17, 2014 07:24 PM (fHhk+)

191 Was Lucas McCain the guy that once shot a man just for snoring?

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2014 07:24 PM (yagOO)

192 Investigations into the flight simulator taken from the missing pilot's home showed a software for five practice runaways, including one belonging to the United States, Berita Harian reported today. "Among the software we checked so far is the Male International Airport in Maldives, three airports in India and Sri Lanka, and one belonging to the US military base in Diego Garcia. All have a runway length of 1,000 metres," a source told the Malay daily.

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 07:24 PM (zOTsN)

193 That Pam Geller has some big tits.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 07:25 PM (ABUkj)

194 Keep the A10 for these guys:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yMXTEowRpA

Posted by: NCwoof at March 17, 2014 07:25 PM (aUQgu)

195
When I went a couple of years ago, it was a small class. Me, two other guys, and a homeschooling Russian emigre family all learning together.


"Pick up the rifle and shoot. When he falls, the man behind him picks up the rifle and shoots."

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 11:23 PM (doBIb)











*snort*

Should have brought my Finn M39 that day......

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2014 07:25 PM (AHzA7)

196 Was Lucas McCain the guy that once shot a man just for snoring? Posted by: tu3031 --------------------- John Wesley Harding

Posted by: Bob Dylan at March 17, 2014 07:26 PM (aDwsi)

197 Shooting from the hip with perfect accuracy, possible or no?

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 07:26 PM (xSfiX)

198 The Moron Air Force could start with the purchase of a few A-10's.

Posted by: eman at March 17, 2014 07:26 PM (AO9UG)

199 Is there a count of how many Lucas McCain's son, Mark the Rifle Boy killed?

Posted by: Psycho Dad at March 17, 2014 07:26 PM (C94J7)

200 I thought Male airport sank.

Posted by: Al Gore at March 17, 2014 07:26 PM (LsJl8)

201 O....k... "No Man's Land" on History. Dude lives in a cave. Eats grasshoppers. I s currently whipping grasshoppers to collect. Two hours, 1.5 lbs grasshoppers. 1500 calories? Is that even worth it in the desert?

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 17, 2014 07:26 PM (N/cFh)

202 Selfies Aren't Spreading Head Lice Damn! Another false flag story bites the dust! -- Soon-to-be Untreatable Gonorrhea

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at March 17, 2014 07:26 PM (HsTG8)

203 My call sign: Fapper.

Posted by: eman at March 17, 2014 07:27 PM (AO9UG)

204 Shooting from the hip with perfect accuracy, possible or no? Posted by: soothsayer ------------------------------ No.

Posted by: Barak Obama at March 17, 2014 07:27 PM (aDwsi)

205 I've flown on 727s.  Loudest *&*^% plane I've ever been on.

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2014 07:27 PM (JBggj)

206 188 GGE - I'm going with UFO abduction on the airplane. Cuts out a buttload of pointless speculation. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 11:23 PM (aDwsi) Not so fast Mr. Hammer. Did your ruthless & sneaky feline have anything to do with it? Just askin.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 07:27 PM (HVff2)

207 176 PA-6

Posted by: votermom at March 17, 2014 07:28 PM (nJOod)

208 Shooting from the hip with perfect accuracy, possible or no? Posted by: soothsayer ------------------ Yes.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at March 17, 2014 07:28 PM (aDwsi)

209 166 >> The A-10 is being discontinued to pay-off certain (illegal)foreign campaign contributions.
 
So it is the Bilderbergs' fault. Shoulda known.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 17, 2014 07:28 PM (cHZB7)

210 When I went a couple of years ago, it was a small class. Me, two other guys, and a homeschooling Russian emigre family all learning together. Mom, Dad, three daughters. Great fun to watch the kids shoot for the first time. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2014 11:21 PM (AHzA7) It is. My Dad and I took my Down Syndrome sister out to shoot for the first time with my CAR-15 and M-1 Carbine. We bench rested for her and I held/pushed the forestock down. She talks about that ALL the time some 20 years later.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 17, 2014 07:28 PM (4s6u1)

211 According to the site I just checked, Mark neither shot nor killed any men.

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 07:28 PM (xSfiX)

212 201 O....k... "No Man's Land" on History. Dude lives in a cave. Eats grasshoppers. I s currently whipping grasshoppers to collect. Two hours, 1.5 lbs grasshoppers. 1500 calories? Is that even worth it in the desert? But are they gluten free?

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 07:28 PM (doBIb)

213 "Instead of manually operating the planeÂ’s controls, whoever altered Flight 370Â’s path typed seven or eight keystrokes into a computer on a knee-high pedestal between the captain and the first officer, according to officials. The Flight Management System, as the computer is known, directs the plane from point to point specified in the flight plan submitted before each flight. It is not clear whether the planeÂ’s path was reprogrammed before or after it took off ny times

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 07:28 PM (zOTsN)

214 A-10 has to be the baddest ass plane ever made. Posted by: EC this aircraft reminds me of the Fairey Swordfish. It survived the planes meant to replace it and was so ungainly it was nicknamed 'Old Stringbag'. But it got the job done.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 17, 2014 07:29 PM (l3vZN)

215

The Moron Air Force could start with the purchase of a few A-10's.

Damn, where is  ATC?

 

Posted by: Infidel at March 17, 2014 07:29 PM (W1pcv)

216 So two guys who have no piloting skills take off in a somewhat airworthy plane without permission or a flight plan?
What could go wrong?

Posted by: EC


Adam Sandler and Kevin James in ...

PLANE CRAZY

Posted by: weft cut-loop [/i][/b] at March 17, 2014 07:29 PM (ligos)

217 "The A-10 Affordable Care Jet." Posted by: EC I was late and skimming. This hit my funny bone. HAH! *applesauce*

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 07:29 PM (lq3Ak)

218 The man who said hello? A vicious snoodlum.

Posted by: anonymous irishman at March 17, 2014 07:29 PM (DJgfL)

219 When I was a kid I remember going to an Army Surplus Store where my Dad bought an enfield for under $100. We'll be able to buy those A10s right?

Posted by: Daybrother at March 17, 2014 07:29 PM (IWJ95)

220 I've flown on 727s. Loudest **^% plane I've ever been on. Posted by: mrp ----------------- You must have been sitting way back in coach. It was noisy as hell back by the engines.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 07:29 PM (aDwsi)

221 Shooting from the hip with perfect accuracy, possible or no? Posted by: soothsayer I do it jogging all the time. No problemo.

Posted by: Rick Perry at March 17, 2014 07:29 PM (LsJl8)

222 212 201 O....k... "No Man's Land" on History. Dude lives in a cave. Eats grasshoppers. I s currently whipping grasshoppers to collect. Two hours, 1.5 lbs grasshoppers. 1500 calories? Is that even worth it in the desert? But are they gluten free? Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 11:28 PM (doBIb) --- Probably there, but not where I grew up. The fuckers ate wheat crops to the ground.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 17, 2014 07:29 PM (N/cFh)

223 Adam Sandler and Kevin James in ... PLANE CRAZY Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 17, 2014 11:29 PM (ligos) Snoods on a Plane?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2014 07:30 PM (84gbM)

224 I've had them. Chocolate covered. Crunchy

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2014 07:31 PM (yagOO)

225 Not so fast Mr. Hammer. Did your ruthless & sneaky feline have anything to do with it? Just askin. Posted by: Misanthropic ------------------- Always possible. The little bugger is always stashing something somewhere.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 07:31 PM (aDwsi)

226 193 That Pam Geller has some big tits. Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 11:25 PM (ABUkj) ...and drives leftists batshit. Double bonus.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 17, 2014 07:31 PM (4s6u1)

227 "If it isn't fermented in Tennessee from mash of at least 51 percent corn, aged in new charred oak barrels, filtered through maple charcoal and bottled at a minimum of 80 proof, it isn't Tennessee whiskey. So says a year-old law that resembles almost to the letter the process used to make Jack Daniel's, the world's best-known Tennessee whiskey." Here in Tennessee this is THE ACTUAL LAW! But Jack Daniel's competitors want to change it: http://tinyurl.com/oxbuxz9

Posted by: Elinor at March 17, 2014 07:32 PM (95xxa)

228 Yeah.... the 777 is on the Island of Misfit Jets.... and Herbie is the reluctant pilot, whose only dream is to be a dentist.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 17, 2014 07:32 PM (jucos)

229 Grasshoppers are a good way to get intestinal parasites.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 07:32 PM (ABUkj)

230 184 Lucas McCain was a killing machine. The Rifleman put down about 113 or 114 men, and wounded a handful of others. http://www.riflemanconnors.com/casualtylist.htm Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 11:22 PM (xSfiX) Paladin and Gunsmoke also did a lot of killin'. Pretty much, at least one dead bad guy per show.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2014 07:32 PM (1/IUa)

231 I've flown on 727s. Loudest **^% plane I've ever been on. Posted by: mrp Riding cargo in a C-130 is louder, so I was told by a friend that was in the Army.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 17, 2014 07:33 PM (+1T7c)

232 211 According to the site I just checked, Mark neither shot nor killed any men. Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 11:28 PM (xSfiX) Hey it's the internet gotta be true

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 07:33 PM (HVff2)

233 According to the site I just checked, Mark neither shot nor killed any men. Johnny Crawford had a hit single and part on a hit tv show. He could hire people to do that.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 17, 2014 07:33 PM (oNhu4)

234 Reminds me of the B-25 bomber that crashed into the Monongahela River just southeast of Pittsburgh, and has never been found.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monongahela_River#20th_century

Posted by: CW at March 17, 2014 07:33 PM (T9zRc)

235 I thought a 'Snool' was a member of the patriarchy that preferred 8 year old child-brides that the feminist are taking to the streets to protest. American feminists are a fucking joke.

Posted by: RWC at March 17, 2014 07:34 PM (QeH9j)

236 Just want to take the opportunity to Congratulate myself and Froggy_Mouse (otherwise known as Kitten's/Polliwog's Kid for getting Knit'n Kitten Fiberarts Studio into half of the the first-page spots when googling knit'n kitten. Now I'll go catch up on comments.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 17, 2014 07:34 PM (GDulk)

237 218 The man who said hello? A vicious snoodlum. Posted by: anonymous irishman at March 17, 2014 11:29 PM (DJgfL) OH MY GOD!!!! *breaks mouse* http://tinyurl.com/md7tl5r

Posted by: Kid being "Hello" griefed on Gary's Mod at March 17, 2014 07:34 PM (WlWt+)

238 You misunderstand. I want to serve dog and shoot warrants!

Posted by: president o'bumbles at March 17, 2014 07:34 PM (hn5v5)

239 That Pam Geller has some big tits. Posted by: garrett Quick! Tell Ace, and get him some baby oil, STAT!

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 17, 2014 07:35 PM (+1T7c)

240 224 I remember my oldest kid, back in kinder, coming back from a school field trip telling me she ate a chocolate covered grasshopper. Ick.

Posted by: votermom at March 17, 2014 07:35 PM (ZTPpT)

241 "Among the software we checked so far is the Male International Airport in Maldives, three airports in India and Sri Lanka, and one belonging to the US military base in Diego Garcia. All have a runway length of 1,000 metres," a source told the Malay daily. Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 11:24 PM (zOTsN) Aren't the Falkland Islands well outside the 2,200 mile radius posited as the maximum distance the 777 could have flown?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at March 17, 2014 07:35 PM (HsTG8)

242 Have Gun Will Travel was a very good show, nerdygirl. Gumsmoke was okay.

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 07:35 PM (xSfiX)

243 +1 on comment 148, welcome to the shooters club.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 17, 2014 07:36 PM (xa1/W)

244 In celebration of westerns where they kill all the bad guys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1JOFhfoAD4

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2014 07:36 PM (1/IUa)

245 I started out at age 6 with a pellet gun and quickly graduated from tin cans to head shots on rats that liked to pilfer from the corn crib. Age 8 I was awarded a bolt action 22LR because rats and other varmints were wise to my tricks and I needed to increase my range from the critters that needed killing. At age 10 I received a 20 gauge. From there on I looked forward to my first surplus 30 cal rifle that I obtained with my own money. Start them out young, firearms in the hands of the peasants is the only defense against tyrants. Drill them with the basics of safety and every time they are allowed to put firearm and ammo together, first make them recite the five basics. 1. Treat every gun as if it is loaded. 2. Never point the muzzle at anything you do not wish to destroy. 3. Keep your finger out of the trigger guard until you have identified the target. 4. Be aware of what is around your target. 5. A firearm is a tool and like all tools it can cause unintended harm. May the snool prosper and grow.

Posted by: angel with a sword at March 17, 2014 07:36 PM (hpgw1)

246 Plane built around a gun.  plus ACDC


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKS8ddfbfEQ

Posted by: NCwoof at March 17, 2014 07:36 PM (aUQgu)

247 It is. My Dad and I took my Down Syndrome sister out to shoot for the first time..... Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 17, 2014 11:28 PM (4s6u1) that is really cool

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 17, 2014 07:36 PM (fHhk+)

248 239 That Pam Geller has some big tits. Posted by: garrett Quick! Tell Ace, and get him some baby oil, STAT! Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 17, 2014 11:35 PM (+1T7c) Only if she has tan lines.

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 07:36 PM (doBIb)

249 I've flown on 727s. Loudest **^% plane I've ever been on. Definitely the noisiest air carrier I have ever been on.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 17, 2014 07:36 PM (4s6u1)

250 Aren't the Falkland Islands well outside the 2,200 mile radius posited as the maximum distance the 777 could have flown?

Those are the Malvinas, not Maldives.

Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2014 07:37 PM (lr3d7)

251 Have Gun Will Travel was a very good show, nerdygirl. Gumsmoke was okay. Posted by: soothsayer the cynic Gene Roddenberry wrote a lot of the episodes for "Have Gun, Will Travel". You can look it up.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 17, 2014 07:37 PM (+1T7c)

252 Among the software we checked so far is the Male International Airport in Maldives, three airports in India and Sri Lanka, and one belonging to the US military base in Diego Garcia. All have a runway length of 1,000 metres," a source told the Malay daily. Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 11:24 PM (zOTsN) Aren't the Falkland Islands well outside the 2,200 mile radius posited as the maximum distance the 777 could have flown? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: ?? none of those are in the Falklands the Maldives. In the Indian Ocean

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 07:38 PM (zOTsN)

253 When I was about 12, my big brother found a giant, bright green grasshopper in the house. Offered me $10 to eat it. I stuck it between two pieces of a Hershey bar & it was pretty good. mom had to force him to pay me.

Posted by: shredded chi at March 17, 2014 07:38 PM (EdGEP)

254 Thank the interwebz for the multi-timezone Horde. My local gun forum (16,000 members) is confined to one time zone, and apparently they all go to sleep at 10:45 PM. Unfailingly.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 07:38 PM (4Mv1T)

255 yeah, and Gene L. Coon wrote some other good tv stuff too

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 07:39 PM (xSfiX)

256 250 Aren't the Falkland Islands well outside the 2,200 mile radius posited as the maximum distance the 777 could have flown? Those are the Malvinas, not Maldives. Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2014 11:37 PM (lr3d7) Who told you that, Ted Cruz?

Posted by: eman at March 17, 2014 07:39 PM (AO9UG)

257 Aren't the Falkland Islands well outside the 2,200 mile radius posited as the maximum distance the 777 could have flown?
====
Maldives, not Malvinas.

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2014 07:39 PM (JBggj)

258 250 Aren't the Falkland Islands well outside the 2,200 mile radius posited as the maximum distance the 777 could have flown? Those are the Malvinas, not Maldives. Posted by: Colorado Alex at March 17, 2014 11:37 PM (lr3d7) Yeah, I know, but tell that to Barky, World Geographer Extraordinaire

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at March 17, 2014 07:39 PM (HsTG8)

259 Paladin's card: http://english2.mnsu.edu/larsson/companions%20companion/paladin.html

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 07:39 PM (aDwsi)

260 Know what Johnny Crawford is now? A Big Band Leader. No shit.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2014 07:39 PM (yagOO)

261 In the Cracked article the argument on troop reductions goes something like, because defense budget to GDP is something else entirely troop reductions are not to pre-WWII levels. And yet they are, just as the graphic depicted. Number of troops is not the same thing as defense spending compared to GDP.

Posted by: Beagle at March 17, 2014 07:39 PM (sOtz/)

262 Posted by: NCwoof at March 17, 2014 11:36 PM (aUQgu) Succesful platform that saves lives. We must cut it. Damn the A-10 is awesome. Any wonder my favorite GI Joe toy (while not a true representation) was the Cobra Rattler.

Posted by: RWC at March 17, 2014 07:39 PM (QeH9j)

263 Loudest Plane I've ever flown on was a North Central Airlines DC-3 from St Louis MO to Ft Smith AR..... a long time ago.  Laid my head against the window and fell fast asleep.

Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 17, 2014 07:40 PM (jucos)

264
167 , With 45,000 gallons it's Karachi or better.


Posted by: CO at March 17, 2014 07:40 PM (KEA7I)

265 "According to the site I just checked, Mark neither shot nor killed any men.
Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 11:28 PM (xSfiX)"


Damn, I'd have thought if there's one man who could raise a boy right it would be Lucas McCain.

Posted by: Psycho Dad at March 17, 2014 07:40 PM (C94J7)

266 My local gun forum (16,000 members) is confined to one time zone, and apparently they all go to sleep at 10:45 PM. Is it that many? Wow, I did not realize that. I suppose now that I think about it, it is both states combined. It makes sense.

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 07:40 PM (doBIb)

267 Sorry folks, lost track of my /sarc tags...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at March 17, 2014 07:41 PM (HsTG8)

268 My local gun forum (16,000 members) is confined to one time zone, and apparently they all go to sleep at 10:45 PM. That's when they go off duty.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 17, 2014 07:41 PM (eo3Zc)

269 The A-10 was practically a flying armored plasma cutter and these frigging asshats want to retire it. Madness, fucking madness. The only time that thing should be retired is when our guys are in their new X-wings and we got a Borg cube stashed somewhere.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2014 07:41 PM (FMbng)

270 if you wear yoga pants out in public, especially if you're working out, you have no right to be pissed if someone checks you out

Posted by: The Dude at March 17, 2014 07:41 PM (bStrg)

271 Another good show that's still watchable today is Wanted: Dead Or Alive starring Steve McQueen. McQueen was a very good actor, in my onion. Rawhide's not bad, too.

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 07:41 PM (xSfiX)

272 Unpossible. A plane landing on an island would tip it immediately.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 17, 2014 07:41 PM (Dwehj)

273 I recall that (Mattel?) made a Rifleman toy rifle with the flip-up auto-fire thingie.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 07:41 PM (aDwsi)

274 Have Gun Will Travel was a very good show,>>

Wanted: Dead or Alive with Steve McQueen was good show too.

http://metvnetwork.com/shows/wanted-dead-or-alive

Posted by: The Hickster at March 17, 2014 07:41 PM (TI3xG)

275 the Maldives. In the Indian Ocean Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 11:38 PM (zOTsN) Obama and the Argentinians call the Faulklands the Malvinas the Maldives is also islamic I think

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 17, 2014 07:41 PM (fHhk+)

276 Alien abduction is about as reasonable as some of the things I've heard. Keep pushing that one, pretty soon we'll see you on the History Channel with the fucked-up hair dude and the guy with the shades and the ballcap.



And now that I've educated myself...break time is over, back to work.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 17, 2014 07:42 PM (xa1/W)

277 269 The A-10 was practically a flying armored plasma cutter and these frigging asshats want to retire it. Madness, fucking madness. The only time that thing should be retired is when our guys are in their new X-wings and we got a Borg cube stashed somewhere. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2014 11:41 PM (FMbng) I'll settle for those Hunter-Killers from Terminator 2.

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 07:43 PM (doBIb)

278 Sam Peckinpah wrote at least one episode for "The Rifleman".  A good story, too.

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2014 07:43 PM (JBggj)

279 273 I recall that (Mattel?) made a Rifleman toy rifle with the flip-up auto-fire thingie. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 11:41 PM (aDwsi) They made a lever action 94 cap riffle. It was awesome. Rolls of caps fired playing outside as a child.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 07:43 PM (HVff2)

280
The last time the Air Force tried to kill the 'Hog in the 90s, there was a proposal to convert them to air tankers to fight wildfires, especially in the tight confines of canyons in SoCal. They were going to call it the FireHog.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2014 07:43 PM (AHzA7)

281 in re: short run-ways From what little I remember from taking "Private Pilot Ground School" as an elective in High School 30+ years ago (Serious, You Guys...it was the only time it was ever offered as an elective) The run-way length required to land a plane is a lot damn shorter than the run-way length required to take off. Especially if "fully loaded". You may be able to land a 777-200 on a 1000M (3,280 ft.) run-way, but you'll need almost twice that distance to get airborne again...

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2014 07:43 PM (JMmQ9)

282 Did you know that Rowdy Yates (aka Clint Eastwood) made a cameo appearance (to promo "Rawhide") on "Maverick" with Jim Garner? And yes, Jim Garner is still alive. That age of the classic western, never to come again.

Posted by: Ribald Conservative riding Orca at March 17, 2014 07:44 PM (+1T7c)

283 Heh. Johnny Yuma ( The Rebel), who I recall carried a holstered, cut-down side-by-side shotgun. Steve McQueen carried a holstered, cut-down Winchester

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 07:44 PM (aDwsi)

284 272 Unpossible. A plane landing on an island would tip it immediately. Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 17, 2014 11:41 PM (Dwehj) Not if they're so devious as to anchor helium balloons on one end.

Posted by: RWC at March 17, 2014 07:44 PM (QeH9j)

285 Is it that many? Wow, I did not realize that. I suppose now that I think about it, it is both states combined. It makes sense. Posted by: EC --------------------------- There are a lot who set up a profile, sell or buy a gun, and you don't hear from them again. But then you get lurkers, like here. I imagine that number is quite large.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 07:44 PM (4Mv1T)

286 You want the A-10. You'll settle for the F-16. You'll get the F-35.

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 07:45 PM (doBIb)

287 if you wear yoga pants out in public, especially if you're working out, you have no right to be pissed if someone checks you out

Posted by: The Dude at March 17, 2014 11:41 PM (bStrg)

>>>>>>>>>>
THANK YOU!  Now what's a Moose Knuckle?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 17, 2014 07:45 PM (jucos)

288 Not if they're so devious as to anchor helium balloons on one end.

Brilliant. I could save Guam that way.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 17, 2014 07:46 PM (Dwehj)

289 BEIJING -- Stolen passports carried by two Iranian men to board missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 were used last year by two people applying for visas to work as entertainers in China, according to the head of an entertainment company. Xie Zhuoling, the head of a firm that recruits foreign performers for nightclubs and hotels, said that employment contracts had been signed in June for Christian Kozel, an Austrian, and Luigi Maraldi, an Italian, to work as dancers in Ningxia, northern China. "I remember at the time, these contracts looked very suspicious. Normally when we recruit performers they are from the Philippines or Russia, where wages are cheap, not Western European countries like Italy and Austria,Â’Â’ said Xie, who says an office manager for his company, Ningxi Overseas Prosperity Cultural Import. Co., handled the contracts. http://www.latimes.com/world/worldnow/la-fg-wn-stolen-passports-malaysia-flight

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 07:46 PM (zOTsN)

290 We have been graced by an overflight of a pair of A-10s about once a week down in lower slower Delaware for several years now. Nothing subtle about them from the noise perspective: "Hell is coming to breakfast". I do enjoy seeing them drop by...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at March 17, 2014 07:46 PM (HsTG8)

291 284 272 Unpossible. A plane landing on an island would tip it immediately. Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 17, 2014 11:41 PM (Dwehj) Not if they're so devious as to anchor helium balloons on one end. Posted by: RWC at March 17, 2014 11:44 PM (QeH9j) I knew it! Clowns!!!

Posted by: eman at March 17, 2014 07:46 PM (AO9UG)

292 Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 17, 2014 11:45 PM (jucos) help, need eye bleach

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 17, 2014 07:46 PM (fHhk+)

293 148 thanks Bitter Clinger!

Posted by: votermom at March 17, 2014 07:46 PM (mLmN/)

294 Johnny Yuma pic : http://wesclark.com/jw/johnny_yuma.jpg McQueen: http://www.jdmfilmreviews.com/images/steve-mcqueen-wanted.jpg

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 07:47 PM (aDwsi)

295 "Plane built around a gun."

I suspect that this has a lot to do with why the Obama crew are trying to get rid of the A-10. Paying off elements of their base.

For as long as I can remember, the progtard left have been absolutely obsessed with the fact that the A-10 gun shoots DEPLETED URANIUM projectiles.

Deadly toxic radiation murdering Mother Earth eleventy!

I've actually read screeds about how the ammo for the gun is made from nuclear power plant waste (it's not), to deliberately wreak cancer havoc on innocent brown-skinned villagers, because Capitalism. Or because Imperialism. Or something something.

Come to think of it, wouldn't actually making ammo out of nuclear waste be a brilliant idea? Sure would get around Harry Reid and Obama having done away with the (extremely expensive federally funded hole in the ground) Yucca Mountain waste repository.

Instead, we'll just make the A-10s into robot drones and go shoot off all of the waste as a big fireworks show in Trashcanistan just before leaving. Bye! Hope you didn't plan to be growing any opium poppies in that soil!

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 07:47 PM (gqT4g)

296 The last time the Air Force tried to kill the 'Hog in the 90s, there was a proposal to convert them to air tankers to fight wildfires, especially in the tight confines of canyons in SoCal. They were going to call it the FireHog. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2014 11:43 PM (AHzA7) Last time we didn't have a majority of America hating douchebags. Hasn't the Warthog been slated to be retired more times than that one? Guess this would one of That Fucking Guy's accomplishments.

Posted by: RWC at March 17, 2014 07:47 PM (QeH9j)

297 People keep limiting this to runways. What about Highways? Or do they not build them the same in Bum Fuck Egypt.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 17, 2014 07:47 PM (TI3xG)

298 I recall that (Mattel?) made a Rifleman toy rifle with the flip-up auto-fire thingie. Posted by: Mike Hammer ------------------------------ I woke my parents up at approximately 5AM, shortly after they placed that rifle under our Christmas tree at 4:45 AM, to tell them of my awesome find.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 07:47 PM (4Mv1T)

299 Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 11:44 PM (4Mv1T) I lurk there. I'm trying to figure that site out yet.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 07:47 PM (HVff2)

300 Heh. Johnny Yuma ( The Rebel), who I recall carried a holstered, cut-down side-by-side shotgun. Steve McQueen carried a holstered, cut-down Winchester Posted by: Mike Hammer Wasn't one of those a Mare's Leg? an actual 'manufactured' weapon?

Posted by: Daybrother at March 17, 2014 07:48 PM (PiTrS)

301 McQueen was a very good actor, in my onion. He was very good in The Sand Pebbles, IMHO.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at March 17, 2014 07:48 PM (HsTG8)

302 205 I've flown on 727s. Loudest **^% plane I've ever been on. Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2014 11:27 PM (JBggj) First flight I ever took was on an Eastern Airlines 727 from Newark to Ft Lauderdale. Sat just in front of the engine nacelle and it sounded like a sitting in a laundry room with all the machines running. Ironically, Eastern called it the "Whisperjet" My return flight was on an L-1011. Beautiful plane, smooth and quiet You want all sorts of noises, fly on an Airbus. You hear every actuator, the landing gear, the engines, and they rattle like hell on takeoff and landing

Posted by: kbdabear at March 17, 2014 07:48 PM (aTXUx)

303 He was very good in The Sand Pebbles, IMHO.
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Pretty good in The War Lover, too.

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2014 07:48 PM (JBggj)

304 Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 11:47 PM (gqT4g) Have you seen the pictures of what an Avenger DU round in the soil does to babies? Granted, I've seen the same recycled photos to justify many other BS causes. And they're always on sites that look like they're hosted on Lycos. NEON FONT makes it serious!!!

Posted by: RWC at March 17, 2014 07:49 PM (QeH9j)

305 My local gun forum (16,000 members) is confined to one time zone, and apparently they all go to sleep at 10:45 PM. Unfailingly. Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 11:38 PM (4Mv1T) That seems like a shitload Glock talk has 194k members

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 17, 2014 07:49 PM (fHhk+)

306 John Wesley Hardin


Zimmerman / Dylan added the "g" at the end

Posted by: Alexis in the Lexus at March 17, 2014 07:50 PM (omBWL)

307
I recall that (Mattel?) made a Rifleman toy rifle with the flip-up auto-fire thingie.
Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 11:41 PM (aDwsi)







Had one of those. Great fun.



Loudest jet from outside, the Harrier. Always a great hit at air shows, and made the ground shake like Krakatoa when it hovers. Amazing.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2014 07:50 PM (AHzA7)

308 If they mothball the A-10s at Kingman, maybe they can bring them back in 3 years when TFG goes away.
Just hope they don't end up like the F-14s.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2014 07:50 PM (yagOO)

309 First flight I ever took was on an Eastern Airlines 727 from Newark to Ft Lauderdale. Sat just in front of the engine nacelle and it sounded like a sitting in a laundry room with all the machines running.

Ironically, Eastern called it the "Whisperjet"
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LOL.  And concur with the L-1011.  Roomy, too.

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2014 07:50 PM (JBggj)

310 263 Loudest Plane I've ever flown on was a North Central Airlines DC-3 from St Louis MO to Ft Smith AR..... a long time ago. Laid my head against the window and fell fast asleep. Posted by: Truck Monkey, Gruntled New Business Owner at March 17, 2014 11:40 PM (jucos) I did some C-117 (Super DC-3) hops from Japan to Korea and back and some C-118 (DC-6) rides with my Dad (Navy ADRC) letting the pilots get some flight hours on goof-off hops. I know props vs. jets, but neither one came anywhere close to that screamer 727. Hated that thing and yes, I was in the back near the rear passenger ramp.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 17, 2014 07:51 PM (4s6u1)

311 But best in "Papillon"

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 07:51 PM (4Mv1T)

312 For as long as I can remember, the progtard left have been absolutely obsessed with the fact that the A-10 gun shoots DEPLETED URANIUM projectiles. Last time I checked, uranium is organic. It came from the ground. It's going back into the ground. The circle of life.

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 07:51 PM (doBIb)

313 Hi again everybody.

Anybody else hear the news that Fred Phelps is supposedly on his deathbed??

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2014 07:51 PM (HVI5a)

314 McQueen was a very good actor, in my onion. He was very good in The Sand Pebbles, IMHO. Time to call it a night. L8er, h8ers!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ [/i] [/b] [/s] at March 17, 2014 07:52 PM (HsTG8)

315 The A-10 is being axed because it's effective, it's as simple as that.

Posted by: Barack the Traitor at March 17, 2014 07:52 PM (C94J7)

316 That seems like a shitload Glock talk has 194k members Posted by: Smart Military Blog --------------------- The forum I refer two is just the two Carolinas. Glocktalk is worldwide.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 07:52 PM (4Mv1T)

317 Papillion?

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 07:53 PM (xSfiX)

318 the Maldives. In the Indian Ocean Yeah, the islands the British stole from Argentina.

Posted by: Barack Obama at March 17, 2014 07:53 PM (M3hAT)

319 311 But best in "Papillon" Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 11:51 PM (4Mv1T) --- I must have seen that movie 20 times.

Posted by: Gingy @GingyNorth at March 17, 2014 07:53 PM (N/cFh)

320 too, dammit

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 07:53 PM (4Mv1T)

321 I woke my parents up at approximately 5AM, shortly after they placed that rifle under our Christmas tree at 4:45 AM, to tell them of my awesome find. Posted by: Tobacco Road ----------------------- Heh. My dad finally laid down the law. "NO ONE GETS OUT OF BED BEFORE DAYLIGHT!" It didn't work..., but I guess it's hard to be angry with kids on Christmas morning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 07:53 PM (aDwsi)

322 The forum I refer two is just the two Carolinas. Glocktalk is worldwide. Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 11:52 PM (4Mv1T) that is what I mean

Posted by: Smart Military Blog at March 17, 2014 07:53 PM (fHhk+)

323 quick, who sang the theme for THE REBEL?

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 07:53 PM (xSfiX)

324 Hi again everybody.

That does it. I'm calling the cops.

Posted by: Mary Daly at March 17, 2014 07:53 PM (Dwehj)

325 The circle of life.

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 11:51 PM
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The circle of half-life 

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2014 07:53 PM (JBggj)

326 311 But best in "Papillon" Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 11:51 PM (4Mv1T) That & The great escape.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 07:53 PM (HVff2)

327 "Bullitt". The coolest cop ever in the movies.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2014 07:54 PM (yagOO)

328 F-4 was pretty loud about the A-10 its not about Gaia its about reducing our capacity for world dominance AKA as The Obama Doctrine same reason we are letting the Russians inspect our nukes as we get rid of them even now, after Crimea In their minds, the world will be safer if we are not dominant we nee to be taken down a notch or two

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 07:54 PM (zOTsN)

329 ah, you already mentioned Papillion. good film Was McQueen also in a movie about a guy about to be hanged?

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 07:54 PM (xSfiX)

330 I've flown on DC-8, DC-9, DC-10, 727, 737, 757, 767, L-1011, MD-80, A-300, A-310, A-320, A-330 Southwest flies chiefly 737's. Boeing kept the same size but upgraded with much bigger engines. I used to work next to LAX where you could see the planes landing, and I always wondered if the Southwest planes were landing or making a strafing run. The pilots love to put the throttles to the wall on those things

Posted by: kbdabear at March 17, 2014 07:54 PM (aTXUx)

331 Loved me some L1011. Great f'king aircraft.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 07:55 PM (aDwsi)

332 Nevada Smith

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2014 07:55 PM (yagOO)

333 Brian Dennehy was great as the Mustang in BULLITT.

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 07:55 PM (xSfiX)

334 quick, who sang the theme for THE REBEL? In my mind it sounds like Johnny Cash.

Posted by: Daybrother at March 17, 2014 07:55 PM (aH864)

335 quick, who sang the theme for THE REBEL?>>

Johny Cash. But in the show Start/End you never heard him sing the Lyrics.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 17, 2014 07:55 PM (TI3xG)

336 McQueen: Bullit. Bestest faked car-chase scene in cinema history. Two cars. Streets of San Francisco. Eleven hub-caps lost. I rest my case, Your Honor

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2014 07:56 PM (JMmQ9)

337 wish there was someone nowadays like McQueen as I would love a live action Riding Bean movie

Posted by: The Dude at March 17, 2014 07:56 PM (bStrg)

338
The last time the Air Force tried to kill the 'Hog in the 90s, there was a proposal to convert them to air tankers to fight wildfires, especially in the tight confines of canyons in SoCal. They were going to call it the FireHog.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2014 11:43 PM (AHzA7)


Last time we didn't have a majority of America hating douchebags. Hasn't the Warthog been slated to be retired more times than that one?

Guess this would one of That Fucking Guy's accomplishments.

Posted by: RWC at March 17, 2014 11:47 PM (QeH9j)










At least twice. Just before the Gulf War and just before 9/11.

Real life keeps rearing it's ugly head to keep the 'Hog around. What scares me is to think of what new foreign policy atrocity will be happening to make the 'Hog indispensable. Again.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2014 07:56 PM (AHzA7)

339 McQueen's greatness on the screen came from his ability to be subtle. The man was as cool as a glass of ice water.

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 07:56 PM (xSfiX)

340 Cincinnati Kid.

Posted by: Expert Poker Loser at March 17, 2014 07:56 PM (C94J7)

341 SWAG - Frankie Lane, because I got nothing else.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 07:56 PM (aDwsi)

342 ಠ_ಠ Oh for f**ks sake, they are making a live-action adaptation of "Mai-Chan's Daily Life": http://tinyurl.com/m56dp2j If you value your sanity, don't read the original mangaÂ…

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 17, 2014 07:57 PM (AymDN)

343 I woke my parents up at approximately 5AM, shortly after they placed that rifle under our Christmas tree at 4:45 AM, to tell them of my awesome find.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 11:47 PM (4Mv1T)



I think my parents would have gladly settled for that. When I got my red ryder BB gun I shot about 1/4 of the ornaments off the tree. lol



Mom was not amused.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2014 07:57 PM (FMbng)

344 He was very good in The Sand Pebbles, IMHO. Great movie. Roadshow version is cued up.

Posted by: 98ZJUSMC Rounding Error Extraordinaire at March 17, 2014 07:57 PM (4s6u1)

345 Real life keeps rearing it's ugly head to keep the 'Hog around. What scares me is to think of what new foreign policy atrocity will be happening to make the 'Hog indispensable. Again. Tanks in the open, in a straight line on a highway.

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 07:57 PM (doBIb)

346 But in the show Start/End you never heard him sing the Lyrics. how can that be?

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 07:57 PM (xSfiX)

347 Frankie Laine sang the theme to "Blazing Saddles."

Mel Brooks said on the commentary track of the DVD (as I recall) that he wasn't sure if Laine ever knew the film wasn't a straight drama western.

Posted by: qdpsteve at March 17, 2014 07:57 PM (HVI5a)

348 235 I thought a 'Snool' was a member of the patriarchy that preferred 8 year old child-brides that the feminist are taking to the streets to protest. American feminists are a fucking joke. Posted by: RWC at March 17, 2014 11:34 PM (QeH9j) They don't differentiate between American men who might not always pick up their socks off the floor, or help with the laundry, and men in other countries who marry 8 year olds and treat their wives like livestock.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2014 07:58 PM (1/IUa)

349
Was McQueen also in a movie about a guy about to be hanged?

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 11:54 PM (xSfiX)








Tom Horn.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2014 07:58 PM (AHzA7)

350 MAN do I love the A-10. I wanted to fly one. One broken finger disqualified me from it. The Navy told me that I couldn't fly an Apache, either. ...that was my cue to earn money to own my own business. I was pretty red-faced disappointed after fielding calls from the recruiters. I didn't know that broken bones = no pilot.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 07:58 PM (lq3Ak)

351 btw, I caught the end of the new GATSBY movie. Awful.

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 07:58 PM (xSfiX)

352 We could sell all the hogs to Israel so they could use 'em on any hastily-repainted 777's they encounter.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2014 07:59 PM (T1005)

353 We could sell all the hogs to Israel so they could use 'em on any hastily-repainted 777's they encounter. Posted by: cthulhu me like

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 07:59 PM (zOTsN)

354

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 17, 2014 11:57 PM (AymDN)


manga was fucked up in a good way. I'm down for a live action flick

Posted by: The Dude at March 17, 2014 08:00 PM (bStrg)

355 The Navy told me that I couldn't fly an Apache, either. Navy? Friend of mine got commissioned as Aviation in ROTC. Found out he would go to Apache school. Biggest shiteatinggrin for the rest of the month.

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 08:00 PM (doBIb)

356 Tom Horn. Posted by: IllTemperedCur Well done!

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 08:00 PM (xSfiX)

357 manga was fucked up in a good way. I'm down for a live action flick Posted by: The Dude at March 18, 2014 12:00 AM (bStrg) It's AWWWRIGHT!

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 17, 2014 08:00 PM (AymDN)

358 how can that be?>>

There is the song written by Johnny Cash and recorded with lyrics. But intro and end of show was just the music. Always bugged me to see that there was a song with lyrics listed in the credits but you never Hear Johny Cash's voice.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 17, 2014 08:00 PM (TI3xG)

359
We could sell all the hogs to Israel so they could use 'em on any hastily-repainted 777's they encounter.









JugEars won't do that, citing religious reasons. Hogs aren't kosher.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2014 08:01 PM (AHzA7)

360 "The last time the Air Force tried to kill the 'Hog in the 90s, there was a proposal to convert them to air tankers to fight wildfires, especially in the tight confines of canyons in SoCal."

CalFire fly a couple of Vietnam-veteran OV-10 Broncos. Beautiful aircraft.

Not as drop aircraft. The incident commanders use them to figure out how best to route the actual drop aircraft relative to the fire and the terrain. (Around here, the drop tankers are scary old PV-2 Neptunes that are way older than even the Broncos.)

The insane thing about the Bronco is that you can actually stuff a couple of parachutists in a little compartment at the rear. Pull up steeply to dump them out.

Apparently was a classic airshow trick, though I never have seen it done. Drop the hidden parachutists and then tell the crowd the crew bailed out. Oh no! The plane is still flying! No one's at the controls! Look out! Here it comes!

The original intent was to let the plane insert LRRP teams. I always thought it would be neat to repeat that with CalFire smoke jumpers instead.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 08:01 PM (gqT4g)

361 My mom had a huge crush on Steve McQueen. Thanks for all the replies to my question. Night y'all.

Posted by: votermom at March 17, 2014 08:02 PM (4uUbz)

362 "Navy?" Posted by: EC Yeah... it was the recruiter that told me that I couldn't be a pilot. Not that they had Apaches, but he was the guy who informed me about the Broken Bones "thing".

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 08:02 PM (lq3Ak)

363 McQueen was also pretty sharp in the Magnificent Seven.

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2014 08:02 PM (JBggj)

364 "By IAN MADER KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) - Officials revealed a new timeline Monday suggesting the final voice transmission from the cockpit of the missing Malaysian plane may have occurred before any of its communications systems were disabled, adding more uncertainty about who aboard might have been to blame."

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 08:03 PM (zOTsN)

365 btw, I caught the end of the new GATSBY movie. Awful. So they stayed true to the book?

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 08:03 PM (ABUkj)

366 363 McQueen was also pretty sharp in the Magnificent Seven. Posted by: mrp at March 18, 2014 12:02 AM (JBggj) Clap your hands. Faster!

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 08:04 PM (doBIb)

367 I went to the Collings Wings of Freedom Tour in Venice FL last year and toured the B-17, B-25, B-24 and they had a P-51 there Watched the Mustang start, warm up, take off and do a low run, one of the coolest sounds an engine can make comes from the Mighty Merlin I wished I could have seen the bombers start up and take off, the rumble must buzz every bone in your body

Posted by: kbdabear at March 17, 2014 08:04 PM (aTXUx)

368
Tom Horn.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Well done!

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 18, 2014 12:00 AM (xSfiX)








Didn't even have to hit IMDB. The shocked look on McQueen's face when he's being sized up for the noose really stuck with me.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 17, 2014 08:04 PM (AHzA7)

369 I think my parents would have gladly settled for that. When I got my red ryder BB gun I shot about 1/4 of the ornaments off the tree. lol Mom was not amused. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division ------------------------- I still have the Sears pump 22 pellet gun we got in around 1967. Dad rebuilt it before he died about 20 years ago. Nothing survived, alive or inanimate, within range of that one shot Crossman.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 08:04 PM (4Mv1T)

370 quick, who sang the theme for THE REBEL? Billy Idol!!!!

Posted by: Adriane is easily confused ... at March 17, 2014 08:04 PM (qoKTg)

371 CalFire fly a couple of Vietnam-veteran OV-10 Broncos. Beautiful aircraft. ------------- AKA - The Widow Maker. Friend of mine was killed by one. Did NOT have zero-zero seats. He waited too long to get out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 08:04 PM (aDwsi)

372 According to my naval aviator friend, the A10 has been on the cut list more than once; but such a reliable, dependable, useful platform, has been retrofitted for current use.

Can Armed Service committees have any say on this?  The A10 is a perfect CAS platform --
from what I've heard, troops love it esp when they hear that buurrrpt sound.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 17, 2014 08:04 PM (aUQgu)

373 Always bugged me to see that there was a song with lyrics listed in the credits but you never Hear Johny Cash's voice.
Posted by: The Hickster at March 18, 2014 12:00 AM
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ASCAP or whatever the heck that music union is.  Every time a song is sung, a nickel hits the coin hox.

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2014 08:05 PM (JBggj)

374 If they never find this thing, it's gonna be aviation's version of Elvis

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2014 08:05 PM (yagOO)

375 Believe it or not, we have no fucking clue what happened.

Posted by: Malaysian Officials at March 17, 2014 08:05 PM (C94J7)

376 I've been wondering if something we could start charging Russia way more for wheat as part of the whole consequences thing. Would that just make them want to take over Ukraine more, or am I like decades behind here and they aren't even buying wheat from us anymore?

Posted by: Dave M at March 17, 2014 08:05 PM (Vm3v/)

377 Was the book that bad? Because this movie version is embarrassingly pathetic. Spider-Man is in it, and he plays Peter Parker as Nick Carraway.

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 08:06 PM (xSfiX)

378 Breaking News: Malaysian officials reveal they have no fucking clue what the hell happened. There is some concern that the confusion might be caused by some sort of Jewish sorcery. Or possibly lesbians.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 08:07 PM (ZPrif)

379 My gibberish will eat your brains.

Posted by: Zombie Mary Daly at March 17, 2014 08:07 PM (sOtz/)

380 Putin looks set to keep the bitch slapping up. Hope Obama has his bitch face ready, cause it's gonna be slapped again. Kevin Bishop ‏@bishopk Russian website Gazeta.ru says Putin will sign accession agreement with #Crimea today. Address to parliament 3pm http://m.gazeta.ru/politics/2014/03/17_a_5954041.shtml Â…

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 08:08 PM (ZPrif)

381 274 Have Gun Will Travel was a very good show,>> Wanted: Dead or Alive with Steve McQueen was good show too. http://metvnetwork.com/shows/wanted-dead-or-alivePosted by: The Hickster at March 17, 2014 11:41 PM (TI3xG) I've been watching ME tv as much as the networks. They show: Columbo, The Fugitive, Boris Karloff's Thriller, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Twilight Zone, Perry Mason, Peter Gunn, Naked City. And I think it is Antenna Tv that shows Outer Limits on Saturday or Sunday nights.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2014 08:08 PM (1/IUa)

382 TR - One thing about a pump, it makes you take careful aim. I had a Crossman pump .22 pistol. It took a least 10 pumps to make a decent shot, so aim became important. Pic: http://soldusa.com/rainworx/uploaded/6952.jpg

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 08:08 PM (aDwsi)

383 367 I went to the Collings Wings of Freedom Tour in Venice FL last year and toured the B-17, B-25, B-24 and they had a P-51 there Watched the Mustang start, warm up, take off and do a low run, one of the coolest sounds an engine can make comes from the Mighty Merlin I wished I could have seen the bombers start up and take off, the rumble must buzz every bone in your body Posted by: kbdabear at March 18, 2014 12:04 AM (aTXUx) F/A-18's flying low and slow sound just like the Millenium Falcon taking off from Mos Eisley. Mrs EC got to see them fly directly over her as she was floating naked in the water off the NC coast.

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 08:08 PM (doBIb)

384 369 I still have the Sears pump 22 pellet gun we got in around 1967. Dad rebuilt it before he died about 20 years ago. Nothing survived, alive or inanimate, within range of that one shot Crossman. Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 18, 2014 12:04 AM (4Mv1T) Was the trademark Ted Williams name inscribed in the riffle? My 16th b.d. Present was a used Sears & Roebuck .30-.30 lever action. Ted William's name is inscribed.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 08:08 PM (HVff2)

385 Riding cargo in a C-130 is louder, so I was told by a friend that was in the Army.

Agreed. I had the pleasure of being stuffed into one of those in Afghanistan. I began to develop a hatred for them as a result.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 17, 2014 08:09 PM (oDCMR)

386 CalFire also uses the Grumman S2(F) Tracker; was carrier-based ASW back in the day.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 17, 2014 08:09 PM (aUQgu)

387 My favorite TV Western theme music - Maverick

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2014 08:10 PM (JBggj)

388 Russia will get Crimea and no one can do a damn thing about it. Ukraine will be lucky if that is all Russia takes. It's just the way the world is.

Posted by: eman at March 17, 2014 08:10 PM (AO9UG)

389 382 TR - One thing about a pump, it makes you take careful aim. I had a Crossman pump .22 pistol. It took a least 10 pumps to make a decent shot, so aim became important. Did anyone else ever have one-pump gun fights?

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 08:10 PM (doBIb)

390 jewish lesbian witches

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 08:10 PM (zOTsN)

391 how can that be?>>
In my search the first show or shows had Cash singing.
http://tinyurl.com/mrq4va4

And in later ones they just did the music
http://tinyurl.com/k3r8uw4
Skip a minute or 2 in.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 17, 2014 08:10 PM (TI3xG)

392 Got my middle boy a Red Ryder BB gun for his 6th birthday coming up on Monday. If he can pump it, he can shoot it 😚 I think he's going to be excited. My 7 year old will be jealous. They fight over my gun catalogs that I get in the mail. Steck when you move down, let me know. I'm interested in doing the Appleseed with my kids when they're old enough.

Posted by: lindafell at March 17, 2014 08:10 PM (PGO8C)

393 jewish lesbian witches

Posted by: thunderb at March 18, 2014 12:10 AM (zOTsN)


the lesbian witches I watch aren't kosher as I don't think pussy is in Halakha

Posted by: The Dude at March 17, 2014 08:11 PM (bStrg)

394 jewish lesbian witches Posted by: thunderb at March 18, 2014 12:10 AM (zOTsN) Are they also kemonomimi mecha-masume who fly around in their panties?

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 17, 2014 08:12 PM (AymDN)

395 Last time I checked, uranium is organic. It came from the ground. It's going back into the ground. The circle of life. Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 11:51 PM (doBIb) That's what I keep saying to the goddamned hippies (besides get off my lawn): What the fuck is your problem with oil? It comes from the earth loaded up with organic goodness, so you should like it!

Posted by: model_1066 at March 17, 2014 08:12 PM (afNM6)

396 There is the song written by Johnny Cash and recorded with lyrics. But intro and end of show was just the music. Always bugged me to see that there was a song with lyrics listed in the credits but you never Hear Johny Cash's voice.
Posted by: The Hickster at March 18, 2014 12:00 AM (TI3xG)

I know that's the way it is on MeTV on Saturday morning when they show it.
Was it that way in 1959? Here's a quote from IMDB:

"Johnny Cash sang the theme song. Nick Adams wanted his good friend, Elvis Presley, to sing the song but the producers preferred Cash."

There is probably a problem with paying royalties.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 17, 2014 08:12 PM (4vQmk)

397 Are they also kemonomimi mecha-masume who fly around in their panties?

Posted by: 政治的な帽子 at March 18, 2014 12:12 AM (AymDN)


THE WAR ON PANTSU CONTINUES

Posted by: The Dude at March 17, 2014 08:12 PM (bStrg)

398 Did anyone else ever have one-pump gun fights? Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 12:10 AM Yes.

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2014 08:13 PM (JMmQ9)

399 nerdygirl, do you get MeTV over the air or on cable?

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 08:13 PM (xSfiX)

400 "It's just the way the world is." You forgot, " Under this Preezy and Administration".

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 17, 2014 08:13 PM (ojnk6)

401 Years ago, I was driving north on I-95 when LOUD ROAR. Looked up to see a pair of F-14s just overhead.  Not as loud as the B-52 flying overhead low and (relatively) slow at 500 ft. above the ground.  With the bomb bays open.

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2014 08:13 PM (JBggj)

402 398 Did anyone else ever have one-pump gun fights? Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 12:10 AM Yes. Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2014 12:13 AM (JMmQ9) I would sometimes forget that I pumped it more than once. Heh.

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 08:14 PM (doBIb)

403 Did anyone else ever have one-pump gun fights? Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 12:10 AM (doBIb) One Pump War! And nobody ever did just 1 pump. First time I had real guns pointed at me though.

Posted by: RWC at March 17, 2014 08:14 PM (QeH9j)

404 323 quick, who sang the theme for THE REBEL? Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 11:53 PM (xSfiX) Johnny Cash

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2014 08:14 PM (1/IUa)

405 again, its the monster on the wing of William Shatner's plane in "Terror at 20,000 Feet"

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 08:14 PM (zOTsN)

406 Yancey Derringer: "His weapons of choice are a four-barrel Sharps Derringer gun carried in his hat, another up his left sleeve, and a knife in his belt." Then, there was his faithful Indian side-kick, Pa-Hoo.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 08:15 PM (aDwsi)

407 Did anyone else ever have one-pump gun fights? Oh, yeah...also Roman Candle Tag.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 08:15 PM (ABUkj)

408

torquewrench, CalFire also leases those huge Mars converted seaplanes from Canada, correct?  The last flying PB-4Y (naval patrol version of the B-24) is based in AZ and I think also serves as a water-bomber.  Saw it at El Centro on Sunday at the Blue Angels' kick-off show, but it was back in WWII livery (actually mostly unpainted bright aluminum); when I first saw it and heard of it at the 2011 centennial of naval aviation at North Island it was in its firefighting paint job of orange and white.

 

kdabear, you should check out the Planes of Fame airshow in Chino, CA some time (usually in May).  Haven't been in a few years, but first time I went in 2007 I think they had over 40 warbirds (WWII aircraft) aloft.  At one point did an air parade with all of them - amazing ("the sound of round" as all those radial engines created a massive low rumble).  I think that all 4 (5?) flying P-38s were there (escorting two B-25s).  I remember a P-38 was helping narrate at that point and choked up - he couldn't believe he'd ever see such a sight again in his life.

 

Posted by: non-purist at March 17, 2014 08:15 PM (afQnV)

409 bomb bay doors open.

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2014 08:15 PM (JBggj)

410 Posted by: tu3031 at March 18, 2014 12:05 AM (yagOO)

I think you mean Jimmy Hoffa. He disappeared

We know what happened to Elvis there's just some that claim it was faked. (probably because of the ignominious circumstances of his death)

The sightings you see in the tabloids are just stories.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 17, 2014 08:16 PM (LSDdO)

411 Make that "a P-38 WWI veteran" was helping narrate at the Chino airshow.

Posted by: non-purist at March 17, 2014 08:16 PM (afQnV)

412 so what the hell is this nonsense? http://tinyurl.com/po467ag

Posted by: yankeefifth at March 17, 2014 08:16 PM (rDidD)

413 Oh, yeah...also Roman Candle Tag. I would get about 6-8 of them and tape them together in a bundle. Light them all at once and you'd have a freakin Roman candle minigun.

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 08:17 PM (doBIb)

414 376 I've been wondering if something we could start charging Russia way more for wheat as part of the whole consequences thing. Would that just make them want to take over Ukraine more, or am I like decades behind here and they aren't even buying wheat from us anymore? Posted by: Dave M at March 18, 2014 12:05 AM (Vm3v/) Plenty of countries grow wheat, our output was hurt for a few years from the drought in the Great Plains. Modern farming techniques enable a lot more places to efficiently grow it. Argentina, Australia, The Ukraine, are all capable of growing shitloads of wheat Sanctions are a joke, our allies consistently work around them and even sell more than before the "sanctions" kicked in. Hell, as long as a big company dropped plenty of big check in the DNC piggy bank Obama will look the other way. Then there's the French

Posted by: kbdabear at March 17, 2014 08:17 PM (aTXUx)

415 Oh God, I just read an AP article about VP Biden going to Europe to send a clear message to Putin about Ukraine.  How many seriously embarrassing gaffes will this fool make?  Sigh.

Posted by: Cheri at March 17, 2014 08:17 PM (VDGzf)

416
Steck when you move down, let me know. I'm interested in doing the Appleseed with my kids when they're old enough.

Posted by: lindafell at March 18, 2014 12:10 AM (PGO8C) 



Believe me, the whole horde will know when we move!

I just read that an Austin range might be added later this year.

How old are the kids?

Posted by: Steck at March 17, 2014 08:18 PM (5i94q)

417 Loved me some L1011. Great f'king aircraft. The RB211s on those things sounded awesome as the pilot throttled them up on the takeoff roll.

Posted by: Blacque Jacques Shellacque at March 17, 2014 08:19 PM (AQTz3)

418 415 Over/Under is six, minimum. Vegas is waiting for any pre speech to adjust the number upwards.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 17, 2014 08:19 PM (ojnk6)

419 Posted by: Cheri at March 18, 2014 12:17 AM (VDGzf) So Kerry was the US cupcake to the Russian steaknife. What's Joe? Safety scissors?

Posted by: RWC at March 17, 2014 08:19 PM (QeH9j)

420 Bomb! Get back in the Bomb Bay!!!! You are receiving faulty data ...

Posted by: Dark Star at March 17, 2014 08:19 PM (qoKTg)

421 Was the trademark Ted Williams name inscribed in the riffle? My 16th b.d. Present was a used Sears & Roebuck .30-.30 lever action. Ted William's name is inscribed. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian ------------------------- I just drug them outta the closet. The 22 pump pellet gun say Sears Roebuck. Made in the US. AND the Daisy BB gun, (1965?) says Rogers, Ark.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 08:19 PM (4Mv1T)

422 There is probably a problem with paying royalties.>>

That's probably it. They also blur out the Cigarette ads that papered on the board too. You still see the Colgate image and some others but I know what a blurry rectangle would have been in the 60s.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 17, 2014 08:19 PM (TI3xG)

423 F/A-18's flying low and slow sound just like the Millenium Falcon taking off from Mos Eisley. Mrs EC got to see them fly directly over her as she was floating naked in the water off the NC coast. Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 12:08 AM (doBIb) Explains their speed and altitude

Posted by: kbdabear at March 17, 2014 08:19 PM (aTXUx)

424 A-10 is not a fighter plane. It can't defend itself against air-superiority fighters, so must operate only in an environment where air superiority is already established. Interestingly, drones have the same problem. That doesn't seem to bother us.

AA missiles have gotten better in 35 years. The A-10 is now pretty vulnerable.

It wouldn't do a lot of good against rogue airliners. They have 150 MPH on it.

We need an airplane to fulfill its mission. We should have been working on that 25 years ago. But we developed other needs.

I am accustomed to asking what other aircraft, or mission, you'd rather have the Air Force abandon -- keeping in mind that you need to keep a dogfighter to protect the A-10, if you plan to use it. The real question is, what civilian benefit, education or welfare program, do you think you can get the people of the country to give up, to allow the amount of money they won't pay for this?

Perhaps in your conversations with family and neighbors you might impress on them how much more important this program is than their current favorite. It would certainly be interesting to hear your reports of those encounters.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 17, 2014 08:20 PM (xq1UY)

425 376 I've been wondering if something we could start charging Russia way more for wheat as part of the whole consequences thing. Would that just make them want to take over Ukraine more, or am I like decades behind here and they aren't even buying wheat from us anymore? Posted by: Dave M at March 18, 2014 12:05 AM (Vm3v/) We can put all kinds of unilateral sanctions in place, and the Europeans will ignore every one of them because they need Ivan's natural gas to heat their homes and power their power plants. The FSA doesn't even realize how fucking over his head that Barky is in, but the media covers for him by switching over to the missing airliner story.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 17, 2014 08:20 PM (HxSXm)

426 I would get about 6-8 of them and tape them together in a bundle. Light them all at once and you'd have a freakin Roman candle minigun. Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 12:17 AM back in The Day, when we were Free....

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2014 08:21 PM (JMmQ9)

427 They are 7 and 6 on Monday. What Austin range is being added? Where?

Posted by: lindafell at March 17, 2014 08:21 PM (PGO8C)

428 Someone m,ight have already said this, but the A-10 is the only plane designed around the gun. And also, the A-10 is the only plane that can have one wing shot off, a dead engine and still bring the pilot safely back home.

Yeah, they're kind of slow, but that is by design...allows more time over target, plus it's very maneuverable. I mean, the damn thing can practically turn inside itself.

I was talking to a retired Marine Sargent Major recently who had experience in Iraq and he told me the Jarheads absolutely loved to see the 'Hog' fly over in close air ground support.

Posted by: ObamaCare Hurts My Ass at March 17, 2014 08:21 PM (R5lpX)

429 Stringer: Nice to see you back, Ray.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 17, 2014 08:22 PM (qOAs1)

430 hope Harlock doesn't suck, hope the 3D is good in it. And with it being a Hong Kong release, I hope the visual and audio quality doesn't suck as well

Posted by: The Dude at March 17, 2014 08:22 PM (bStrg)

431 Was shot in the back by the neighborhood bully with a BB gun when I was eight.  Got even later.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 17, 2014 08:22 PM (aUQgu)

432 415 Oh God, I just read an AP article about VP Biden going to Europe to send a clear message to Putin about Ukraine. How many seriously embarrassing gaffes will this fool make? Sigh. Posted by: Cheri at March 18, 2014 12:17 AM (VDGzf) There is so much comedy potential there I want to punch someone famous right in the face.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 17, 2014 08:22 PM (afNM6)

433 423 F/A-18's flying low and slow sound just like the Millenium Falcon taking off from Mos Eisley. Mrs EC got to see them fly directly over her as she was floating naked in the water off the NC coast. Posted by: EC at March 18, 2014 12:08 AM (doBIb) Explains their speed and altitude Posted by: kbdabear at March 18, 2014 12:19 AM (aTXUx) We were very close to MCAS Cherry Point. A bunch of aircraft flew over us that day. It was: Two F/A-18's Two Super Stallions And then two more F/A-18's, or it could have been the first two circling back again.

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 08:23 PM (doBIb)

434 Well, 'night, all. That evidence isn't going to burn itself.

Posted by: Trimegistus at March 17, 2014 08:23 PM (qOAs1)

435 Modern farming techniques enable a lot more places to efficiently grow it.>>

The Real Green revolution. Norman Borlaug.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cooperative_Wheat_Research_and_Production_Program

Posted by: The Hickster at March 17, 2014 08:23 PM (TI3xG)

436 401 Years ago, I was driving north on I-95 when LOUD ROAR. Looked up to see a pair of F-14s just overhead. Not as loud as the B-52 flying overhead low and (relatively) slow at 500 ft. above the ground. With the bomb bays open. Posted by: mrp at March 18, 2014 12:13 AM (JBggj) I was just getting on the on-ramp to the PA Turnpike when I looked up and saw a B-24 coming in for a landing. I almost drove off the damn road. It was arriving for an air show. You don't see that every day.

Posted by: rickl at March 17, 2014 08:24 PM (sdi6R)

437 "Friend of mine was killed by [an OV-10]. Did NOT have zero-zero seats. He waited too long to get out."

Hard to hear that. Sorry for your friend.

I talked at one point with a guy who flew in the Bronco during the Late Unpleasantness in southeast Asia. Flew "in" them as an observer/controller, not as a pilot.

He said, yeah, he would not have wanted to crash, ditch, bail out from, or lose an engine while low and slow in the Bronco, but for the role, once in the air, he said it was brilliant. Quick, wildly maneuverable, excellent visibility. (These are pretty much the reasons why they are being used for fire spotting today.)

Before they put him in the Bronco, his unit flew slower less agile Cessnas for forward air observation, and he said his ass had a permanent pucker from that. He never flew one single flight in the Cessna after the first where he wasn't absolutely convinced that he would die from being shot down. The Bronco was more reassuring.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 08:24 PM (gqT4g)

438 OK! Let's get on this! I'll show those Russky sonsabitches!
Now where's my duck?

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 17, 2014 08:24 PM (yagOO)

439 431 Was shot in the back by the neighborhood bully with a BB gun when I was eight. Got even later. Posted by: NCwoof at March 18, 2014 12:22 AM (aUQgu) When I was five, the neighborhood bullies were messing with my brother down the street. I had a broken arm in a cast, and they laughed at me. They found out that it makes quite a suitable club.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 17, 2014 08:24 PM (afNM6)

440 Regarding that sidebar story about Harry Reid, it should be noted that Jon Ralston is pernicious little t**t: http://tinyurl.com/naqjue2

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 17, 2014 08:24 PM (AymDN)

441 I think you mean Jimmy Hoffa. He disappeared ------------------ Okay, we've come full circle. I recall that Hoffa got 'pelted' with a pellet gun in a courtroom.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 08:25 PM (aDwsi)

442 Had a Crossman that I wouldn't pump up when playing. 1PW though. If i pumped it up to 8 with the right pellet it would go through a kettle grill like butter. Hell, still have it in storage.

Posted by: RWC at March 17, 2014 08:26 PM (QeH9j)

443 I think I meant Bigfoot. Who I think I now work with.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2014 08:26 PM (yagOO)

444 439  Wasn't that he shot me, cause I had one too.  But he waited and got me in the back that pissed me off so bad.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 17, 2014 08:26 PM (aUQgu)

445 399 nerdygirl, do you get MeTV over the air or on cable? Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 18, 2014 12:13 AM (xSfiX) Through the antenna at my Dad's. My brother set up my dad's tv so that it is hooked up to both cable and an outdoor antenna. There are ports for both on the back of the tv. I haven't been able to do that on my tv, but I'm at my dad's most of the time. You can get Antenna tv and This tv on both cable ( way up there in the numbers) and from antenna. Those two have a few good programs, but Me tv really has a lot. I absolutely hate most of what is on regular tv.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2014 08:27 PM (1/IUa)

446 np, I moved from SoCal almost 4 years ago, but airshows usually tour FL in the winter because all the retirees here never miss a show.

Posted by: kbdabear at March 17, 2014 08:27 PM (aTXUx)

447 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 18, 2014 12:20 AM (HxSXm America do anything of consequence to Russia? Bawahhh that's funny. Have they d one anything,seriously? Nah, I didn't think so. John Fucking Kerry & Joe Fucking Bumbles Biden. Yes top fucking men on it.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 08:28 PM (HVff2)

448 back in The Day, when we were Free.... Posted by: AltonJackson at March 18, 2014 12:21 AM (JMmQ9) Truer words. I would be arrested or institutionalized by now if I was growing up now.

Posted by: RWC at March 17, 2014 08:28 PM (QeH9j)

449 To: Joe Biden

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 17, 2014 08:28 PM (sOtz/)

450 We know what happened to Elvis there's just some that claim it was faked. (probably because of the ignominious circumstances of his death) The sightings you see in the tabloids are just stories. Posted by: Bitter Clinger and All That (Awaiting Armageddon) at March 18, 2014 12:16 AM (LSDdO) Or the sightings are Elvis impersonators.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 17, 2014 08:29 PM (1/IUa)

451 442 Had a Crossman that I wouldn't pump up when playing. 1PW though. If i pumped it up to 8 with the right pellet it would go through a kettle grill like butter. Hell, still have it in storage. Posted by: RWC at March 18, 2014 12:26 AM (QeH9j) I got a Crossman 140 from my grandfather many moons ago. It sat at my parents house for quite awhile, and I sent it to a gunsmith that handles that kind of stuff, and he replaced the seals and replaced the broken rear sight. I prop up the yellow pages in the corner of the room, turned to pages with large ads that have people pictured, and play sniper. It's a .22 caliber, and four pumps will usually slice through about 200 pages.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 17, 2014 08:29 PM (afNM6)

452 This is the old Sears pellet gun I have that is still badass. http://tinyurl.com/mnhgb6t

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 08:29 PM (4Mv1T)

453 The do reserve the right to say the opposite tomorrow. AirlineGeeks.com ‏@airlinegeeks #BREAKING Malaysian officials now saying both communication systems shut down simultaneously.

Posted by: Costanza Defense at March 17, 2014 08:29 PM (ZPrif)

454 Theory that MH370's turn to the SW was an attempt to piggyback the radar signature of a Singapore Airlines flight over India and into Afghanistan and Pakistan: http://bit.ly/1gFqU5x Anyone here knowledgable enough to weigh in on such a theory? And if such a maneuver could be effective, then what danger would it present if repeated on way to potential targets?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at March 17, 2014 08:30 PM (kqGWM)

455 They are 7 and 6 on Monday.
What Austin range is being added? Where?





Linda, I wish I knew.  I do remember that it actually has the word "Austin" in the name but that doesn't narrow it down.  I just checked the appleseedinfo.org site, doesn't seem to be there yet.

Posted by: Steck at March 17, 2014 08:30 PM (5i94q)

456 Spend a week on the beach at Virginia Beach. Between Langely and Oceana, you'll probably see everything in the inventory doing flybys.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2014 08:30 PM (yagOO)

457 "A-10 is not a fighter plane. It can't defend itself against air-superiority fighters, so must operate only in an environment where air superiority is already established. Interestingly, drones have the same problem."

The carrier combat drone which Northrop Grumman are building for the Navy, the X-47B, looks a whole lot like a miniaturized robot stealth bomber.

(And who built the original B-2 stealth bomber? Hmmmmm, Northrop.)

Its survival strategy for a contested environment without established air superiority is to simply sneak in without being noticed. At which it has pretty good odds.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 08:30 PM (gqT4g)

458 I get MeTV over the air. I also receive RETRO TV and COZI TV, which is owned by NBC. They air The Real McCoys, Beverly Hillbillies, Fantasy Island, Magnum PI, I SPY five times a day.

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 08:31 PM (xSfiX)

459 y5 The European Union Times claims to be a news site. Its articles on Barack Obama have been linked from a few Libertarian tea party blogs, presumably pleased to find what is apparently a news site that supports some of their views. It even has lots of mainstream advertising served by ContextWeb! Eminently respectable to all appearances. Upon closer inspection, however, it is little more than a compiler and regurgitator of various news stories and a particularly unpleasant far-right-leaning blog. The reporting is, without exception, shockingly unprofessional. Do not be fooled by the nice WordPress theme — this is utter neo-Nazi bollocks plus It turns out the EUT was created in October and is registered to the wife of a racist skinhead gang member who was involved in a bizarre stabbing incident last month. appears to be a skin head lew Rockwell sort of place I wouldn't pay too much attention to it

Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 08:31 PM (zOTsN)

460 OK, I'm out Glad I could add the OV-10 to the vernacular; the demise of the Warthog makes me weep... tomorrow night, mi amigoes

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2014 08:31 PM (JMmQ9)

461 Elvis is everywhere.

Posted by: Mojo Nixon at March 17, 2014 08:31 PM (sOtz/)

462 452 This is the old Sears pellet gun I have that is still badass. http://tinyurl.com/mnhgb6t Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 18, 2014 12:29 AM (4Mv1T) Do you have a map of local water towers?

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 08:31 PM (doBIb)

463 There is probably a problem with paying royalties. Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 18, 2014 12:12 AM (4vQmk) Everybody pays us, we just don't pay.

Posted by: ASCAP, SESAC, BMI at March 17, 2014 08:32 PM (HxSXm)

464 445 399       No cable here.  I can get ME Tv
OTA with RCA antenna.  BTW,  I like any western in B&W.  Old fashioned.  Yep

Posted by: NCwoof at March 17, 2014 08:32 PM (aUQgu)

465 Untouchables is on right now on MeTV, guest starring a young Peter Falk (Columbo).

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 08:32 PM (xSfiX)

466 Ok Steck, I'll keep an eye out for it. Good night.

Posted by: lindafell at March 17, 2014 08:33 PM (PGO8C)

467 Do you have a map of local water towers? Posted by: EC -------------------------- Wise guy

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 08:34 PM (4Mv1T)

468 My cousin and I would tear apart cap rolls for the black powder blisters and then stuff the blisters into the cavities of .22 pellets.  Then we'd pour melted wax over the end of the pellets as a sealant.  A sheet of galvanized steel propped up against Grandpa's barn served nicely as a target.

Posted by: mrp at March 17, 2014 08:35 PM (JBggj)

469 I can only take so much Wagon Train, Bonanza, and the one with Lee Majors and Barbara Stanwyck.

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 08:35 PM (xSfiX)

470 and the broad from Dynasty.

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 08:35 PM (xSfiX)

471 TR - Looks like a Benjamin?

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 08:36 PM (aDwsi)

472 457    torquewrench

Co I worked for did the flight simulator back when graphics were coming into their own.  Always wondered what all the stealth was about.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 17, 2014 08:36 PM (aUQgu)

473 I could really go for some Nanny and the Professor.

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 08:37 PM (xSfiX)

474 "And if such a maneuver could be effective, then what danger would it present if repeated on way to potential targets?"

Biggest danger? Potential midair with the aircraft being followed.

Military jets routinely fly in very close proximity, not least during midair refuelings. And the idea of flying close together to present a single radar return (at least to an unsophisticated civilian radar) is quite classic. The Israelis did this with the strike package en route to blow up Saddam's original nuclear reactor at Osirak in 1981.

But when military jets do this, they all are aware of what they're doing. They carefully coordinate turns and altitude changes. Shadowing someone who doesn't know that you are behind and close to them, and who won't tell you when they are about to do things, is a whole 'nother ball game.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 08:37 PM (gqT4g)

475 Big Valley is the show.

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 08:37 PM (xSfiX)

476 Biden going to Europe to send a clear message to Putin
Posted by: Cheri at March 18, 2014 12:17 AM (VDGzf)

Biden is always the first name to come to mind when I hear the term
"clear message".

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 17, 2014 08:38 PM (4vQmk)

477 476 Biden going to Europe to send a clear message to Putin Posted by: Cheri at March 18, 2014 12:17 AM (VDGzf) Biden is always the first name to come to mind when I hear the term "clear message". Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 18, 2014 12:38 AM (4vQmk) "Have you seen my baseball?"

Posted by: EC at March 17, 2014 08:39 PM (doBIb)

478 447 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 18, 2014 12:20 AM (HxSXm America do anything of consequence to Russia? Bawahhh that's funny. Have they d one anything,seriously? Nah, I didn't think so. John Fucking Kerry & Joe Fucking Bumbles Biden. Yes top fucking men on it. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 18, 2014 12:28 AM (HVff2) Like how Barky showed Putin that he is a boss by not attending the Olympics because of teh ghey?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 17, 2014 08:39 PM (HxSXm)

479 A-10 is not a fighter plane. It can't defend itself against
air-superiority fighters, so must operate only in an environment where
air superiority is already established.>>

As is the case for all Helicopters and ground troops. If you have not achieved air superiority all these assets are at risk. Cluster munitions and all kinds of bad shit fly above your army if you don't achieve air superiority. The A10 is the cheap survivable tool in the box for close air (loitering) support. Helicopters bring supplies, troops and do some of the A10 duties.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 17, 2014 08:39 PM (TI3xG)

480 We regularly (as 11-12 year olds) mixed up batches of black powder. Jetex fuse worked nicely for play splody. Presumably, today we would be arrested for possession of bomb making materials. Instead, we became chemists, bankers, engineers. And we still have all of our fingers.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 08:39 PM (aDwsi)

481 My friend's father was a cop. He grabbed a bunch of .38 blanks one day and we spent a while trying to figure how to do something stupid with them. Finally, I figured it out. (I was the brains of this brain-less crew). I superglued one of the blanks to the end of a BB gun. We shit bricks when it our little bb gun sounded like a real gun going off.

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 08:41 PM (xSfiX)

482 He didn't just say, "Hello." He said, "Hellloooo!" Well, no, he didn't wink. But he looked like he was going to.

Posted by: that woman who called 911 over it at March 17, 2014 08:42 PM (X66C/)

483 Ever hear the story about when Biden's helicopter was "forced down" on a tour of Afghanistan due to weather? Kerry was with him. Even he was shitting on him.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2014 08:42 PM (yagOO)

484 Has any info come up about the cargo onboard that flight?

Posted by: otho at March 17, 2014 08:43 PM (9gNQd)

485 How many seriously embarrassing gaffes will this fool make?

Posted by: Cheri at March 18, 2014 12:17 AM (VDGzf)



How many would you like?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 17, 2014 08:44 PM (FMbng)

486 He didn't just say, "Hello." He said, "Hellloooo!" Well, no, he didn't wink. But he looked like he was going to. Posted by: that woman who called 911 over it -------------------------- This was a Seinfeld episode.

Posted by: Tobacco Road at March 17, 2014 08:44 PM (4Mv1T)

487 As a member of the Washington State militia can I get one of those surplus A-10 Warthogs? Or are they all going Lend-Lease to Peruvia in exchange for coca processing plants?

Posted by: Cryptocon at March 17, 2014 08:46 PM (cgWjy)

488 483 Ever hear the story about when Biden's helicopter was "forced down" on a tour of Afghanistan due to weather? Kerry was with him. Even he was shitting on him.Posted by: tu3031 at March 18, 2014 12:42 AM (yagOO)
Did he have to dodge sniper fire the way Hillary did?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 17, 2014 08:49 PM (4vQmk)

489 485 How many seriously embarrassing gaffes will this fool make? Posted by: Cheri at March 18, 2014 12:17 AM (VDGzf) How many would you like? Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 18, 2014 12:44 AM (FMbng) It occurred to me that I have never met anybody from Delaware. My guess is that is a good thing.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 17, 2014 08:50 PM (afNM6)

490 Kerry said they were gonna send him out to challenge the Taliban to a snowball fight.

Posted by: tu3031 at March 17, 2014 08:50 PM (yagOO)

491 @479 Yes. I'm in favor of air superiority.
Some fiscal planners have the idea that they can take an airplane capable of defending itself, and add a close air support function to that.

You have to kind of wonder how well that can work, don't you? But those planners are appointed by the executive branch of the government, and they get to say where money goes. They issue orders to the Air Force.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at March 17, 2014 08:51 PM (xq1UY)

492 Thank goodness for ibuprofen.


When I was growing up, I thought oral analgesics were complete BS -- because aspirin does bupkis for me. Ibuprofen is the first one I ever took that actually worked.



And, yes, I spent the day taking down the foldable greenhouses on the patio, moving potted plants, and tearing apart cinderblock and redwood slat shelves -- why do you ask?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2014 08:51 PM (T1005)

493 #295

http://www.larryniven.net/stories/roentgen.shtml

Another modest proposal, for radioactive money. Nuking an enemy also counts as foreign aid!


Posted by: Epobirs at March 17, 2014 08:51 PM (bPxS6)

494 I "sold fireworks", (took orders), in High School so I could get free stuff. One year, I did just over a thousand dollars in sales and received $500 free. The next year, nearly two thousand dollars. I had a "Buy-One-Get-One-Free" deal after the first year, so the second year made me enough money to have a HUGE display and sell shit to the neighborhood kids "at less-than cost". I tried to keep things under control, rather than have "fights" with the roman candles. I also beat the shit out of the kid who "One-Pumped" me because he wanted to "show me how safe it was" to have a fight. We made noise and damaged property, but I always wanted to keep my little business safe. We unrolled many, many, many, many firecrackers to make what we called "H-Three-Millions". Those were .35mm film canisters packed with gunpowder, wrapped in Duck-Tape and waterproof wicks inserted through a hole in the top. We also packed Estes rockets with "display stuff". They went-off rather well. Hell, we even thought about ways to make a "warhead" with Blue-Tip matches and buckshot. We couldn't bring ourselves further than "display" because we worried about injuring people. We shot each other with slingshots armed with acorns. That's about as far as we went. ...until other kids threw rocks. Then we cut them down with the accuracy of the Atlanta Braves' pitching staff. ..and they went to the hospital. ...and their parents showed up in our driveway. ...and we plead ignorance about who-hit-who. ...and I was named "the lawyer" of the neighborhood. (Because I knew who hit the kid.) ...and nobody fucked with us again. ...and we never did it again. -We subsequently moved onto automobiles, booze and mailboxes from fire and rocks. And that's where I first learned about The Justice System. U -S - A! U - S - A! U - S - A!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 08:51 PM (lq3Ak)

495 Tylenol is useless to me. Ibuprofen works. That naproxen sodium crap, it's useless too.

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 08:52 PM (xSfiX)

496 A big thank you to MWR for the MST wikia site.  Tell me... what does 'Gorgo' have to do with St. Paddy's Day?.  I'll reread the page later as I was looking up other obscure references from other experiments.  Congratz to Sherry on your retirement.  I know too well of migraines and coding.  As well as gaining umpteen pounds during a 3+ month project.   Growing old with the horde:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEAVj3bgtLQ
The only MTVjay name I recall is Martha Quinn

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at March 17, 2014 08:52 PM (zBhDP)

497 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper, formerly MrCaniac at March 18, 2014 12:39 AM (HxSXm) And t hats before the Crimean problems. Fucking bastard needs to be bitched slap.,

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 08:53 PM (HVff2)

498 "As is the case for all Helicopters and ground troops. If you have not achieved air superiority all these assets are at risk."

Some of those assets can defend themselves against fixed-wing air threats.

There have been a couple of proposals to stuff advanced air to air missiles into attack helicopters. Helmet cuing and all. There was one that came out of the original Longbow Apache concept, once they realized the radar was capable enough to easily handle the acquisition and handoff for that mission.

It keeps getting de-emphasized from the US side because of the long history of quickly attained US battlefield air superiority. Why fund and train for a mission that won't be needed? Shooting down enemy tacair from F-15s is easier than having Apaches do it.

Meanwhile, after the Cold War ended, one thing that was found out was that the Soviets had been desperate to put air to air capability into Red Army attack helos. Why? A-10.

The Sovs were never able to build an air to air radar small and cheap enough to wedge into the nose of a Hind, or else that might have prominently featured in planning for Fulda Gap scenarios.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 08:54 PM (gqT4g)

499 The European Union Times claims to be a news site. Its articles on Barack Obama have been linked from a few Libertarian tea party blogs, presumably pleased to find what is apparently a news site that supports some of their views. It even has lots of mainstream advertising served by ContextWeb! Eminently respectable to all appearances. Upon closer inspection, however, it is little more than a compiler and regurgitator of various news stories and a particularly unpleasant far-right-leaning blog. The reporting is, without exception, shockingly unprofessional. Do not be fooled by the nice WordPress theme — this is utter neo-Nazi bollocks plus It turns out the EUT was created in October and is registered to the wife of a racist skinhead gang member who was involved in a bizarre stabbing incident last month. appears to be a skin head lew Rockwell sort of place I wouldn't pay too much attention to it Posted by: thunderb at March 18, 2014 12:31 AM (zOTsN) This is why you should only stick with trustworthy news sources!

Posted by: Weekly World News at March 17, 2014 08:54 PM (AymDN)

500 I tried to keep things under control, rather than have "fights" with the roman candles. Pussy.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 08:54 PM (ABUkj)

501 484 Has any info come up about the cargo onboard that flight? Posted by: otho at March 18, 2014 12:43 AM (9gNQd) $640 million in negotiable bonds You asked for a miracle, I give you the Malaysian government

Posted by: Hans Gruber at March 17, 2014 08:54 PM (aTXUx)

502 495 Tylenol is useless to me. Ibuprofen works. That naproxen sodium crap, it's useless too. Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 18, 2014 12:52 AM (xSfiX) Right now I agree the oxyi straight up,works. Nicely. Tomorrow, next week will have to to Vicodin. Fucking surgery

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 08:55 PM (HVff2)

503 Tylenol is useless to me. Ibuprofen works. --------------- I believe Tylenol to be a hoax. Sadly, because of a past ulcer problem, I can not take anything but Tylenol..., which doesn't do shit for aches/pains, at least not for me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 08:56 PM (aDwsi)

504 "Pussy." Posted by: garrett HAH! If you'd have counted the money, you'd have thought differently!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 08:57 PM (lq3Ak)

505 This is why you should only stick with trustworthy news sources! Posted by: Weekly World News at March 18, 2014 12:54 AM (AymDN) Word

Posted by: NBC News at March 17, 2014 08:57 PM (aTXUx)

506 It occurred to me that I have never met anybody from Delaware. My guess is that is a good thing.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 18, 2014 12:50 AM (afNM6)


There are no people living in Delaware--and I'm not even certain it actually exists.



Peruvia is another story entirely.

Posted by: tcn at March 17, 2014 08:59 PM (fwcEs)

507 Sorry, Slap. Couldn't help myself.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 09:00 PM (ABUkj)

508 I'm also pretty sure that tylenol does nothing except rot your liver, and I'd rather drink for that particular effect, thank you.

Posted by: tcn at March 17, 2014 09:00 PM (fwcEs)

509 This is why you should only stick with trustworthy news sources! Posted by: Weekly World News at March 18, 2014 12:54 AM (AymDN) Word Posted by: NBC News at March 18, 2014 12:57 AM (aTXUx) ಠ_ಠ

Posted by: Batboy at March 17, 2014 09:00 PM (AymDN)

510 "Sorry, Slap. Couldn't help myself." Posted by: garrett Love ya', bro!

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 09:01 PM (lq3Ak)

511 @ 508 that's a big 10-4

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 09:01 PM (HVff2)

512 There are no people living in Delaware--and I'm not even certain it actually exists. ---------------------- I've never met anyone from Montana either. Suspicious.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 09:01 PM (aDwsi)

513 Watching the new FOX sitcom ENLISTED right now for first time. In the first 60 seconds, a sgt strikes his C.O., a colonel.

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 09:02 PM (xSfiX)

514 Some fiscal planners have the idea that they can take an airplane capable of defending itself, and add a close air support function to that.>>

No you can't make a dragster that also is commuter car. I can't make a welder that is also a wrench.

But the best example is the Enduro motorcycle. Yes it can run on the road and the dirt. But A true Motocross bike is gonna kick it's ass in the dirt and a real road bike is gonna kick it's ass on the road. The tool box is how I build want my military to spend it's money. Some universal tools that are cheap/plentiful and then the specialized ones that can really fix specific problems.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 17, 2014 09:03 PM (TI3xG)

515 Night all. Here is "Painkiller" by Judas Priest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM__lPTWThU

Posted by: The Political Hat at March 17, 2014 09:03 PM (AymDN)

516 508 Acetiminophen does that, in a number of pain relievers. The largest cause of liver failures known.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 17, 2014 09:03 PM (ojnk6)

517
And Mary Daly? Weapons-grade batshit crazy, straight up. Thank God she didn't procreate.

Posted by: tcn at March 17, 2014 09:03 PM (fwcEs)

518 Watching the new FOX sitcom ENLISTED right now for first time. In the first 60 seconds, a sgt strikes his C.O., a colonel. Posted by: soothsayer ------------------- In real life, next 60 seconds, ex-Sgt. introduced to stockade..., well..., unless the Col. made a slur on gheys.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 09:04 PM (aDwsi)

519 "Acetiminophen does that, in a number of pain relievers. The largest cause of liver failures known." WHAT?!?

Posted by: Whiskey at March 17, 2014 09:04 PM (lq3Ak)

520 I've never met anyone from Montana either. Suspicious. Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 01:01 AM (aDwsi) I would have liked to have seen Montana

Posted by: Vasily Borodin at March 17, 2014 09:05 PM (aTXUx)

521 Watching the new FOX sitcom ENLISTED right now Archer is on.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2014 09:06 PM (ABUkj)

522 519 True story. The A thing kills more than you and any other alcohol do. It's documented.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 17, 2014 09:06 PM (ojnk6)

523 514 The tool box is how I build want >>wow I fucked that sentence

How I want our military to stock our toolbox.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 17, 2014 09:06 PM (TI3xG)

524 Watching the new FOX sitcom ENLISTED right now for first time. In the first 60 seconds, a sgt strikes his C.O., a colonel.
Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 18, 2014 01:02 AM (xSfiX)

Gomer Pyle in the 21st century.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot Jr. at March 17, 2014 09:06 PM (4vQmk)

525 BC powders work great.  Basically fine powered aspirin that does the job pronto.

Posted by: NCwoof at March 17, 2014 09:09 PM (aUQgu)

526 Watching the new FOX sitcom ENLISTED right now for first time. In the first 60 seconds, a sgt strikes his C.O., a colonel.

Posted by: soothsayer


STOP THE PRESSES!! So you're saying a comedy is doing something unrealistic for a chuckle (show sucks but trying to get a chuckle none the less)

Posted by: The Dude at March 17, 2014 09:09 PM (bStrg)

527 the sgt was transferred out of Afghanistan to a camp in Florida, where they do nothing but clip hedges and wash tanks

Posted by: soothsayer the cynic at March 17, 2014 09:09 PM (xSfiX)

528 Good nite morons. Good luck with your A10 saving theme To the rest of the morons, good nite & be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 17, 2014 09:09 PM (HVff2)

529 Later, Misanthropic.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 09:10 PM (lq3Ak)

530 118 Is that really a Boeing? I thought Boeings have the engines on the wings. I'm not sure but that looks like a McDonald/Douglass or something. Posted by: Lurker John at March 17, 2014 10:55 PM I believe you are correct. Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2014 11:07 PM (JMmQ9) ----------- You're both wrong. The 727 was a three engined medium range jet that was made by Boeing during the 60's and 70's. It had a long distinguished career. I flew on them many times in the 70's.

Posted by: Soona at March 17, 2014 09:11 PM (UxzBr)

531 April 2nd is Nolan Ryan Beef Hot Dog night at Texas Rangers Stadium. ...I'm not sure what to make of that. Barney Frank Beef Hot Dog Night at Yankee Stadium makes more sense.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 09:13 PM (lq3Ak)

532 Mixed States, I know. It still makes me laugh.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 09:14 PM (lq3Ak)

533 Fuck The Yankees.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 09:14 PM (lq3Ak)

534 514 Some fiscal planners have the idea that they can take an airplane
capable of defending itself, and add a close air support function to
that.>>

No you can't make a dragster that also is commuter car. I can't make a welder that is also a wrench.

But the best example is the Enduro motorcycle. Yes it can run on the road and the dirt. But A true Motocross bike is gonna kick it's ass in the dirt and a real road bike is gonna kick it's ass on the road. The tool box is how I build want my military to spend it's money. Some universal tools that are cheap/plentiful and then the specialized ones that can really fix specific problems.
Posted by: The Hickster at March 18, 2014 01:03 AM (TI3xG) Hide posts from (TI3xG)


I actually had a Yamaha 100 Enduro, that my folks gave me when I was 13.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2014 09:14 PM (T1005)

535 Kings fans:  #Kill the zeeeebra kill the zeeeebra  Video review?  Inconclusive!

Posted by: Forty Baht Barack at March 17, 2014 09:15 PM (pw2y7)

536 519 "Acetiminophen does that, in a number of pain relievers. The largest cause of liver failures known."

WHAT?!? Posted by: Whiskey at March 18, 2014 01:04 AM (lq3Ak) Hide posts from (lq3Ak)


No, seriously -- in both the US and UK, acetiminophen is either the #1 or #2 cause of acute (single-incident) liver failure. Chronic liver failure, OTOH.....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2014 09:16 PM (T1005)

537 536 Cth, I was being true when posting that. I do Doctors meeting for a living. Last stat I saw put up was 62% of liver failure was due to acetaminophen.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 17, 2014 09:20 PM (ojnk6)

538 I actually had a Yamaha 100 Enduro,>>

I had a Yamaha 90 enduro that my parents were pissed I bought from the neighbor when I was 15.

Remember my Dad shaving and eating breakfast before taking me to the hospital after I broke my arm on it at our cabin.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 17, 2014 09:20 PM (TI3xG)

539 Remember my Dad shaving and eating breakfast before taking me to the hospital after I broke my arm on it at our cabin. Posted by: The Hickster -------------- Priorities.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 09:23 PM (aDwsi)

540 I'm out. G'night kids.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 09:24 PM (aDwsi)

541 241 "Among the software we checked so far is the Male International Airport in Maldives, three airports in India and Sri Lanka, and one belonging to the US military base in Diego Garcia. All have a runway length of 1,000 metres," a source told the Malay daily. Posted by: thunderb at March 17, 2014 11:24 PM (zOTsN) Aren't the Falkland Islands well outside the 2,200 mile radius posited as the maximum distance the 777 could have flown? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars™ at March 17, 2014 11:35 PM (HsTG Last month I flew in a 777 from Dallas to Narita Japan non-stop. There range is something like 7000 to 9000 miles. My flight lasted 14 hours.

Posted by: Soona at March 17, 2014 09:24 PM (UxzBr)

542 Priorities.>>

And here I took it as him trying to teach me a lesson that I might remember. Don't ignore your Mother dumbass.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 17, 2014 09:26 PM (TI3xG)

543 "Remember my Dad shaving and eating breakfast before taking me to the hospital after I broke my arm on it at our cabin."

Now if he had ordered you to make the breakfast, that would really have been a bragging rights moment.

"Stop complaining and get those eggs and bacon going! Can't you see I'm busy here trying to shave?"

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 09:27 PM (gqT4g)

544 541 Done the same recently, went from Atl to Narita, 15 hours non stop on a 777. In coach. It blew chunks. The only saving grace was an open 3 across. Still couldn't sleep much.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 17, 2014 09:27 PM (ojnk6)

545 Last Comment. I was aboard a 727 that (lost in the fog) hit an approach light tower with it's wingtip. A good deal of panic ensued on board. Pilot got it back up in the air. Interesting incident, but a story for another time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 17, 2014 09:28 PM (aDwsi)

546 Now that I'm talking about baseball, it is probably time for bed. ...the dearth of baseball fans here saddens me. For a group of folks who enjoy history and numbers? -You can all suck a football. ...and hockey. ...really? ...really? After a year with you people, I'm going to Hang Judgement. There is nothing more American than baseball. Just look at what they're doing to football. You're helpless and you know it. Enjoy your Mammary Douche sport with added pink & vinegar! You're checkers. I'm chess. Nine-of-Ten Mathematicians-Who-Can-Add agree! ...The other guy likes playing with his abacus.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 09:32 PM (lq3Ak)

547 G'night, Hammer.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 09:33 PM (lq3Ak)

548 "Last month I flew in a 777 from Dallas to Narita Japan non-stop. There range is something like 7000 to 9000 miles. My flight lasted 14 hours."

777 range varies by model.

It also varies based on the amount of fuel taken on board.

The latter variable is determinative in this case. The amount of fuel the airport handlers' logs say that they loaded then implies a certain max range even under an idealized fuel-conserving flight profile.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 09:33 PM (gqT4g)

549 545 If you're talking to me Mike, my best flying story is about coming from Orlando to Atl in 1992. Right after Andrew leveled Homestead . We left MCO just fine, but weather issues in Atl had us go to Jax to refuel. Came at it it again, and a wind shear slammed the plane down on the right side. Front and right side tires blew out, and the left side blew when the weight went on them. We wound up in the grass, taking a bus to the terminal. Bless that pilot, he was great.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 17, 2014 09:36 PM (ojnk6)

550 Last Comment. I was aboard a 727 that (lost in the fog) hit an approach light tower with it's wingtip. A good deal of panic ensued on board. Pilot got it back up in the air. Interesting incident, but a story for another time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at March 18, 2014 01:28 AM (aDwsi)


JetBlue? Sounds like something a pilot of JetBlue would do

Posted by: The Dude at March 17, 2014 09:37 PM (bStrg)

551 546. Da Cubbies!!!!!

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 17, 2014 09:38 PM (Ech5T)

552 "There is nothing more American than baseball."

I always enjoy the late George Carlin's comparison of baseball versus football and what the two sports tell us about American culture.

"Baseball begins in the spring. When it's getting warm and the world is bursting with new life. Football begins in the fall. When it's getting cold and everything is dying."

"Baseball is a charming 19th century pastoral diversion. Football is a grim 20th century technological struggle."

And goes on from there.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 09:39 PM (gqT4g)

553 Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 18, 2014 01:38 AM (Ech5T) Loveable Losers is one of The Greatest stadiums ever built by man. ...and Anthony Rizzo, (amongst others), soon to be stars.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 09:40 PM (lq3Ak)

554 Man, fuck Jetblue. I'll pay the extra $50 if I don't have to fly with them. Every time I've flown with them there has always been at least one incident where I thought for sure we were going down

Posted by: The Dude at March 17, 2014 09:40 PM (bStrg)

555 Posted by: torquewrench at March 18, 2014 01:39 AM (gqT4g) It is hilarious, but it is a "Monty Python" view of the overall picture.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 09:41 PM (lq3Ak)

556 Loveable Losers is one of The Greatest stadiums ever built by man.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 18, 2014 01:40 AM (lq3Ak)


you've haven't been to Wrigley in the last 10 years or so, have you

Posted by: The Dude at March 17, 2014 09:41 PM (bStrg)

557 Now if he had ordered you to make the breakfast, that would really have been a bragging rights moment.

"Stop complaining and get those eggs and bacon going! Can't you see I'm busy here trying to shave?">>

I could see him doing that. telling me it was crap and having me wait for my Mother to cook it right.

I love my Dad even if it sounds like I'm whining. It was not life threatening at all and I'm sure the shave and breakfast only took a couple minutes (since My Mom was cooking it when I went out to ride). And learning life comes first before your candy ass was a good life lesson.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 17, 2014 09:42 PM (TI3xG)

558 This year the cubs will do better than .500 Next year they will come close to playoffs 2016 they'll be contenders Their farm system has some serious superstars in waiting

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 17, 2014 09:45 PM (Ech5T)

559 It seems I was not awarded my ampersands this month. I meant to say that they are "Loveable Losers" *and* in one of the Greatest Stadiums ever built by man. ...etc.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 09:45 PM (lq3Ak)

560 "Every time I've flown with [JetBlue] there has always been at least one incident where I thought for sure we were going down"

To judge by the sort of advertising they run, there's never a Virgin America flight where someone's not going down on someone.

I know sex sells. Always has. When it comes to air travel, I'm not buying. Air travel was sexy once. It surely is not that in the age of the TSA and cattle-car economy class. Sell me safety. If you can give me the best odds around that I'll come back alive, I'll book a ticket with you.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 09:45 PM (gqT4g)

561 "Their farm system has some serious superstars in waiting." Posted by: Navycopjoe Big Time. There are more than ten and I think the system has more talent than any other team in M.L.B. If they play their cards right? They can start crushing teams two years from now. After that? That's when the window opens.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 09:49 PM (lq3Ak)

562 "Their farm system has some serious superstars in waiting.">>

So what teams do you think they will get traded to?

Posted by: The Hickster at March 17, 2014 09:53 PM (TI3xG)

563 Some where on youtube is a Korean pilot plowing the wing of his 747 through a Russian plane. Then all you have is jet engines, every problem can be solved by applying more power!!!

Posted by: Adriane hasn't retired to her own island yet ... at March 17, 2014 09:55 PM (qoKTg)

564 562. The ricketts aren't that stupid I hope

Posted by: Navycopjoe at March 17, 2014 09:56 PM (Ech5T)

565 "You haven't been to Wrigley in the last 10 years or so, have you?" Posted by: The Dude HAH! I've never been to Wrigley. I know what you're talking about, though. I live in Cleveland! The old Cleveland Stadium was much the same as Wrigley. Shitty bathrooms, (piss-troughs filled with ice), and "obstructed views" with poles and girders in your way. Here's what I'm talking about... Ivy-covered walls that go back to the turn-of-the century. Field conditions that make for a home-field advantage. Bleacher seats that accommodate "The Bums". Your G.M. is about to turn this team around. The Future All-Stars that are coming up from the minor leagues are about to make this team akin to the Mark Prior, Kerry Wood teams that Dusty Baker destroyed. The Stadium is pure nostalgia. The team is starting its next "great wave".

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 09:59 PM (lq3Ak)

566 562. The ricketts aren't that stupid
I hope Posted by: Navycopjoe>>

I hope your right. Cause the Twins got nothing on the Horizon and I love a team built from the farm team vs the check book.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 17, 2014 10:00 PM (TI3xG)

567 They put acetaminophen in with opiate pain relievers so people can get sick and die instead of happy and high.

Posted by: Baldy at March 17, 2014 10:00 PM (2bql3)

568 557 Now if he had ordered you to make the breakfast, that would really have been a bragging rights moment.

"Stop complaining and get those eggs and bacon going! Can't you see I'm busy here trying to shave?">>

I could see him doing that. telling me it was crap and having me wait for my Mother to cook it right.

I love my Dad even if it sounds like I'm whining. It was not life threatening at all and I'm sure the shave and breakfast only took a couple minutes (since My Mom was cooking it when I went out to ride). And learning life comes first before your candy ass was a good life lesson.
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There was this girl in college -- we ended up living together for 2-1/2 years, after which I thought we were practically married....while she thought we were practically single. But I digress.


I spent one summer at her dad's place, which also co-starred her two younger brothers. One time, the youngest had been riding a motorcycle to a friend's down the street (no helmet, no shoes, shorts, T-shirt -- it was just down the street), turned into his friend's driveway and hit a patch of sand and got road-rashed. So he rode back up the hill to the house and was in the garage, sitting on the step into the house, crying from the pain but not going inside because he'd leave bloody footprints....



So I'm inside, eating breakfast, oblivious to all this, and the older brother shows up, throws the door open, and drags the squawking younger brother in through the kitchen, across the living room, into the bathroom, and unceremoniously dumps him in the tub.



Your dad didn't live in SoCal, did he?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2014 10:01 PM (T1005)

569 i've got a picture of steve mcqueen carrying a mare's leg... he starred in "tom horn" and was way-layed and hung for killing a kid...based on a true story.

Posted by: concrete girl at March 17, 2014 10:02 PM (LhAqq)

570 "So what teams do you think they will get traded to?" Posted by: The Hickster HAH! They'll sign the majority of them to long-term contracts. The current salary can accommodate this and the future looks damn-good. ...barring injuries, (huge caveat), I see this team being dominant in the Central. *cough* ...after the Cardinals' window closes in a couple-a-years.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 10:02 PM (lq3Ak)

571 #565

Could be worse. At Warsaw Stadium every seat is behind a pole.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 17, 2014 10:04 PM (bPxS6)

572

"Their farm system has some serious superstars in waiting."

 

Excellent.

Posted by: Teams with aging stars cubs will trade for to win now at March 17, 2014 10:07 PM (LI48c)

573 "Could be worse. At Warsaw Stadium every seat is behind a pole.
Posted by: Epobirs

Well, that sounds just about impossible, Sir!  ...lol.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 10:08 PM (lq3Ak)

574 "So what teams do you think they will get traded to?"
Posted by: The Hickster



=====

That would be the M's.




"Hey, these guys Varitek and Lowe look pretty good, what should we do with them?"




"I know, let's trade 'em to Boston.  Maybe we can get Slocum."

Posted by: jc at March 17, 2014 10:09 PM (PlzOe)

575 Your dad didn't live in SoCal, did he?>>

No Minnesota. But I got nothing on this North Dakota boy.
http://tinyurl.com/kvb62j3

Although the spinning shaft tore off both arms at the shoulders, Mr. Thompson managed to walk uphill about 500 yards to the house. But he couldn't open the door, so he walked into the garage and used his teeth to open another door, according to his uncle, Lynn Thompson.

Inside the house, he kicked open the door to the den, knocked the telephone receiver off the hook, picked up a pencil with his teeth and punched his cousin's number on the touch-tone phone. After notifying his cousin, Ms. Drury said, Mr. Thompson sat in the bathtub.


Posted by: The Hickster at March 17, 2014 10:10 PM (TI3xG)

576 Could be worse. At Warsaw Stadium every seat is behind a pole. Posted by: Epobirs Stay out of Stockholm Stadium. They talk and talk and talk and it's never finnish ...

Posted by: Adriane hasn't retired to her own island yet ... at March 17, 2014 10:13 PM (qoKTg)

577 I see little opposition that makes a clear case for anything other than I've described.

...and while that Mariners trade to Boston looks like one of the worst things evah!, it is probably not even in the Top Fifty Worst Trades in the "Modern Era".  (1960's-Current).

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 10:16 PM (lq3Ak)

578 "Stay out of Stockholm Stadium. They talk and talk and talk and it's never finnish ..."
 Posted by: Adriane hasn't retired to her own island yet

On that note, I'm off.

Goodnight, Faire Horde.

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 10:18 PM (lq3Ak)

579 575 Your dad didn't live in SoCal, did he?>>

No Minnesota. But I got nothing on this North Dakota boy.
http://tinyurl.com/kvb62j3


Although the spinning shaft tore off both arms at the shoulders, Mr.
Thompson managed to walk uphill about 500 yards to the house. But he
couldn't open the door, so he walked into the garage and used his teeth
to open another door, according to his uncle, Lynn Thompson.
Inside
the house, he kicked open the door to the den, knocked the telephone
receiver off the hook, picked up a pencil with his teeth and punched his
cousin's number on the touch-tone phone. After notifying his cousin,
Ms. Drury said, Mr. Thompson sat in the bathtub.
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Yeah, you gotta be tough out in ND....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2014 10:21 PM (T1005)

580 Interesting how the ONT varies from night to night. I'm out all, be well.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at March 17, 2014 10:22 PM (ojnk6)

581 From the "snool" link in the original post is the following text by legendary feminist Mary Daly: "Such, then, are the rulers/snoolers of snooldom, the place/time where the air is filled with the crowing of cocks, the joking of jocks, the droning of clones, the sniveling of snookers and snudges, the noisy parades and processions of prickers. Such is cockocracy/jockocracy, the State of supranational, supernatural erections. . . ." ...which leads us to the crucial question of our era: Should we live in a cockocracy, or a jockocracy? What exactly would life under either of these governmental systems be like? Does the final scene of Hitchcock's The Birds foresee that we will soon live under a flockocracy? If the NRA has its way, will we descend into a Glockocracy? And is cuntocracy our only alternative to cockocracy? One thing's for sure: With Obama merely going through the motions as an elected leader, alternately ignoring his duties altogether and then occasionally popping up to issue unconstitutional commandments, we are currently living in a mockocracy.

Posted by: zombie at March 17, 2014 10:25 PM (mizYg)

582 536 519
"Acetiminophen does that, in a number of pain relievers. The largest cause of liver failures known."

WHAT?!?

Posted by: Whiskey at March 18, 2014 01:04 AM (lq3Ak)
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No, seriously -- in both the US and UK, acetiminophen is either the #1 or #2 cause of acute (single-incident) liver failure. Chronic liver failure, OTOH.....
Posted by: cthulhu

Ho!  So let's make cannabis schedule 1 -- no known benefits and insidious effects if you even smoke 1 microgram.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 17, 2014 10:25 PM (ybN/b)

583 ...and while that Mariners trade to Boston looks like one of the worst things evah!, it is probably not even in the Top Fifty Worst Trades in the "Modern Era". (1960's-Current).

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 18, 2014 02:16 AM (lq3Ak)


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http://preview.tinyurl.com/k2jdwzk

Posted by: jc at March 17, 2014 10:27 PM (PlzOe)

584 Slapweasel at March 18, 2014 02:18 AM (lq3Ak) Everybody's a cricket!

Posted by: Adriane hasn't retired to her own island yet ... at March 17, 2014 10:30 PM (qoKTg)

585 One thing's for sure: With Obama merely going through the motions as an elected leader, alternately ignoring his duties altogether and then occasionally popping up to issue unconstitutional commandments, we are currently living in a mockocracy. >>

I believe several of our founders foresaw this as the end game of "Democracy" There was a famous French? writer that did too but his name eludes me.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 17, 2014 10:34 PM (TI3xG)

586 Mark McCain was involved with a boy being killed when the kid wanted to look at Lucas' rifle and Mark was grabbing it away from him. It put Mark off guns. For awhile.

Posted by: Darrell at March 17, 2014 10:34 PM (5L5Uf)

587 582 536
519

"Acetiminophen does that, in a number of pain relievers. The largest cause of liver failures known."



WHAT?!?



Posted by: Whiskey at March 18, 2014 01:04 AM (lq3Ak)

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No, seriously -- in both the US
and UK, acetiminophen is either the #1 or #2 cause of acute
(single-incident) liver failure. Chronic liver failure, OTOH.....


Posted by: cthulhu

Ho! So let's make cannabis schedule 1 -- no known benefits and insidious effects if you even smoke 1 microgram.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 18, 2014 02:25 AM (ybN/b) Hide posts from (ybN/b)



Yeah, the fact that acetaminophen has a serious body-count and is OTC, while cannabis has not a single overdose death (though plenty of misadventures while high....) and is on schedule 1 is exhibit A for "why politicians shouldn't be able to dictate drug policy".

Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2014 10:35 PM (T1005)

588 Of course, exhibit B is George Washington and Thomas Jefferson -- cannabis growers and dealers: http://tinyurl.com/y9vxyvp

Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2014 10:40 PM (T1005)

589 Odd. I was looking to get a bike rack to use with the trailer hitch mount on my mother's Ford Explorer. I found Walmart and Amazon both asked $75 for a model by Allen Sports, the 522RR. Probably not what I'd get if I wasn't on a very tight budget but the limited riding options in the immediate vicinity of my home are a bit dangerous and doing the same trip every day gets dull.

I found the nearest Walmart had two in stock but the boxes were so damaged I would never trust the contents to be intact. The next farthest store had one in an intact box but the price was $15 higher than on the Walmart site. Yet, I can order on the site and request it be deliver to the store for no additional cost.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 17, 2014 10:44 PM (bPxS6)

590

I had the misfortune of looking at the business end of an A-10 numerous times while stationed at Kunsan AB, ROK. They are stationed at Osan AB, and would fly down to the Kun to participate in our exercises. Thank God they were never actually shooting at us.

 

Nowadays I'm retired from the AF and while sitting at the smoking patio at my civilian job, I get to watch them in the landing pattern at Selfridge ANGB, Michigan. I hope the Air Force opens its eyes and realizes nothing at this time can replace the A-10. 

Posted by: Bill R. at March 17, 2014 10:45 PM (QnRSM)

591 Yeah, the fact that acetaminophen has a serious body-count and is OTC, while cannabis has not a single overdose death (though plenty of misadventures while high....) and is on schedule 1 is exhibit A for "why politicians shouldn't be able to dictate drug policy".>>

One of the reasons cannabis may be close to a schedule 1 now. Is due to govt interference. It was the driving impetus for concentrating THC. The shit now is nothing like what one bought in the 80s.

truth be told though I'm for legalizing everything and taking any govt safety net away. You do dumb shit you better hope some Church is out there to save you.

Posted by: The Hickster at March 17, 2014 10:46 PM (TI3xG)

592 "http://preview.tinyurl.com/k2jdwzk" Posted by: jc at March 18, 2014 02:27 AM (PlzOe) I could fill up the ONT with seventy trades that are worse than that one. While Varitek went onto be the captain of the Red Sox, his stats weren't exactly those of "Johnny Bench". ...or even Pudge. Remember that Pudge Rodriguez was the Mariners' catcher at that time. I could tell you why the staff at "Bleacher Report" is a lazy bunch of incurious charlatans, but that would take time and actual numerical, non-fantastical, saber-metric curiosity. Consider them the "BuzzFeed" of baseball sites. I've got more talent in my colon than they have on their entire staff. That's not speaking highly of myself, either. DAMNIT! I was headed to bed and now I have to read "Bleacher Report" garbage?!? ...screw it. It's my own damn fault for responding.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 10:48 PM (lq3Ak)

593 *STATIC*

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 17, 2014 10:50 PM (lq3Ak)

594 Slapweasel at March 18, 2014 02:50 AM (lq3Ak) Another reason to avoid Stockhom Stadium. The football games take 8 hours. Nobody's russian ...

Posted by: Adriane hasn't retired to her own island yet ... at March 17, 2014 10:52 PM (qoKTg)

595 594 Slapweasel at March 18, 2014 02:50 AM (lq3Ak) Another reason to avoid Stockhom Stadium. The football games take 8 hours. Nobody's russian ... Posted by: Adriane hasn't retired to her own island yet ... at March 18, 2014 02:52 AM (qoKTg) How Swede it is.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 17, 2014 10:53 PM (afNM6)

596 BTW -- we had some people going to England for audit work, and one had the misfortune to fall out of a bathtub after showering (I've stayed at that hotel, and there is nothing funny about it. Evidently, the original design for the rooms didn't have a private bathroom at all, so they grafted it in afterwards....which meant all the traps for the plumbing had to be above floor level. That, in turn, meant that the tub floor had to be about 8" above the bathroom floor -- and for bizarre European aesthetics reasons, the tub had to be polished like glass. So, try stepping down 8", while wet and standing on glass, over a 16" barrier. Ha, ha, ha, ha....).



Anyway, she went in to the jobsite afterwards, thoroughly banged up, and the locals proudly sent her off to the NHS......where she waited for three hours and got a bottle of paracetamol, with dosage instructions that would probably be illegal in the US, because.....paracetamol and acetaminophen are the same drug.


So, despite being ineffective in a great number of people, and having the lowest difference between clinical dose (the dose at which effects are noted) and LD-50 (the dose at which it kills 50% of the people taking it) [and no, I'm not making that up] of any OTC drug.....they're still handing 'em out like candy.


Any regulatory regime that wouldn't ban that crap is worse than useless, IMHO.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2014 10:56 PM (T1005)

597 Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2014 02:56 AM (T1005) Good thing I have a high tolerance for pain, and no plans to go to England any time soon.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 17, 2014 10:58 PM (afNM6)

598 591 Yeah, the fact that acetaminophen has a serious body-count and is OTC,
while cannabis has not a single overdose death (though plenty of
misadventures while high....) and is on schedule 1 is exhibit A for "why
politicians shouldn't be able to dictate drug policy".>>

One of the reasons cannabis may be close to a schedule 1 now. Is due to govt interference. It was the driving impetus for concentrating THC. The shit now is nothing like what one bought in the 80s.

truth be told though I'm for legalizing everything and taking any govt safety net away. You do dumb shit you better hope some Church is out there to save you.
Posted by: The Hickster at March 18, 2014 02:46 AM (TI3xG) Hide posts from (TI3xG)



Cannabis is on schedule 1 today, and has been since they formalized the rules in the 60s.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2014 10:59 PM (T1005)

599 Good thing I have a high tolerance for pain, and no plans to go to England any time soon. but do you have a bathtub? or a Swedish massuese?

Posted by: Adriane hasn't retired to her own island yet ... at March 17, 2014 11:00 PM (qoKTg)

600 What's odd is that the most excruciating pain I have ever encountered is the pain that comes when very cold hands/feet start to warm up again. I'll pull out a couple of my teeth with a pair of pliers instead of dealing with that again.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 17, 2014 11:00 PM (afNM6)

601 599 Good thing I have a high tolerance for pain, and no plans to go to England any time soon. but do you have a bathtub? or a Swedish massuese? Posted by: Adriane hasn't retired to her own island yet ... at March 18, 2014 03:00 AM (qoKTg) Yes, and not lately.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 17, 2014 11:02 PM (afNM6)

602 What's odd is that the most excruciating pain I have ever encountered is the pain that comes when very cold hands/feet start to warm up again. I'll pull out a couple of my teeth with a pair of pliers instead of dealing with that again. Not one to come between a pair of pliers and a consenting adult, but maybe wearing gloves and boots would be easier ...

Posted by: Adriane hasn't retired to her own island yet ... at March 17, 2014 11:02 PM (qoKTg)

603 597 Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2014 02:56 AM (T1005)

Good thing I have a high tolerance for pain, and no plans to go to England any time soon. Posted by: model_1066 at March 18, 2014 02:58 AM (afNM6) Hide posts from (afNM6)


Let's put it this way -- if you'd had the same thing happen to you, taken the paracetamol offered....and when you still hurt, took two extra-strength Tylenol that you had in your luggage.....you would have a 50% chance of requiring a liver transplant to survive the next week. And you'd be in England.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2014 11:04 PM (T1005)

604 my legs fall asleep when I'm at the computer and it can be a while before I can walk ... so I'm not one to talk ...

Posted by: Adriane hasn't retired to her own island yet ... at March 17, 2014 11:04 PM (qoKTg)

605 602 What's odd is that the most excruciating pain I have ever encountered is the pain that comes when very cold hands/feet start to warm up again. I'll pull out a couple of my teeth with a pair of pliers instead of dealing with that again. Not one to come between a pair of pliers and a consenting adult, but maybe wearing gloves and boots would be easier ... Posted by: Adriane hasn't retired to her own island yet ... at March 18, 2014 03:02 AM (qoKTg) Gloves and boots only help so much. It seems that once it happens, the affected extremities become more sensitive to the affliction.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 17, 2014 11:05 PM (afNM6)

606 592 "http://preview.tinyurl.com/k2jdwzk"
Posted by: jc at March 18, 2014 02:27 AM (PlzOe)

I could fill up the ONT with seventy trades that are worse than that one. While Varitek went onto be the captain of the Red Sox, his stats weren't exactly those of "Johnny Bench". ...or even Pudge.

Remember that Pudge Rodriguez was the Mariners' catcher at that time.

I could tell you why the staff at "Bleacher Report" is a lazy bunch of incurious charlatans, but that would take time and actual numerical, non-fantastical, saber-metric curiosity.

Consider them the "BuzzFeed" of baseball sites. I've got more talent in my colon than they have on their entire staff.

That's not speaking highly of myself, either.

DAMNIT! I was headed to bed and now I have to read "Bleacher Report" garbage?!?

...screw it. It's my own damn fault for responding.

Posted by: Slapweasel at March 18, 2014 02:48 AM (lq3Ak)



=====

Rodriguez was never a Mariner.  Dan Wilson was their catcher.



This trade is in everyone's list in the entire solar system but yours.  So Varitek wasn't Bench?  So what?  Ignore him completely.  Lowe for Slocum by itself was a shitty trade.

Posted by: jc at March 17, 2014 11:05 PM (PlzOe)

607 Let's put it this way -- if you'd had the same thing happen to you, taken the paracetamol offered....and when you still hurt, took two extra-strength Tylenol that you had in your luggage.....you would have a 50% chance of requiring a liver transplant to survive the next week. And you'd be in England. Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2014 03:04 AM (T1005) So, a coin flip to determine if I'm coming home in pain or a body bag.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 17, 2014 11:07 PM (afNM6)

608 I dated a doctor for a few weeks (well, she's got an M.D. and a Phd in biochem, but no residency so no prescription powers, but still) who was all over how bad acetaminophen and other OTC drugs are for your liver.  The true differences are:  1) cannabis was originally more of a non-white intoxicant (though don't fool yourselves, there's some great footage of 20's parties with flappers and all, and they're getting baked not drunk); and 2) as some people like to say, puritanism is the thought that someone, somewhere, is having fun in a way you disapprove.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 17, 2014 11:07 PM (ybN/b)

609 >>>"Such, then, are the rulers/snoolers of snooldom, the place/time where the air is filled with the crowing of cocks, the joking of jocks, the droning of clones, the sniveling of snookers and snudges, the noisy parades and processions of prickers. Such is cockocracy/jockocracy, the State of supranational, supernatural erections. . . ."<<<



That's some horrible fucking gibberish right there.

Posted by: Zombie Dr. Seuss at March 17, 2014 11:08 PM (h8Elu)

610 Gloves and boots only help so much. It seems that once it happens, the affected extremities become more sensitive to the affliction. Injury moves the threshold point that's for sure. Would heated socks {hunting socks} help? They make gel packs for gloves for ski patrols - or at least sell 'em in Outdoor magazine. Still winter in much of the US of A.

Posted by: Adriane hasn't retired to her own island yet ... at March 17, 2014 11:11 PM (qoKTg)

611 609 >>>"Such, then, are the rulers/snoolers of snooldom, the place/time where the air is filled with the crowing of cocks, the joking of jocks, the droning of clones, the sniveling of snookers and snudges, the noisy parades and processions of prickers. Such is cockocracy/jockocracy, the State of supranational, supernatural erections. . . ."<<< That's some horrible fucking gibberish right there. Posted by: Zombie Dr. Seuss at March 18, 2014 03:08 AM (h8Elu) You're right...it's not even worth mocking.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 17, 2014 11:11 PM (afNM6)

612 607 Let's put it this way -- if you'd had the same thing happen to you, taken the paracetamol offered....and when you still hurt, took two extra-strength Tylenol that you had in your luggage.....you would have a 50% chance of requiring a liver transplant to survive the next week. And you'd be in England.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2014 03:04 AM (T1005)


So, a coin flip to determine if I'm coming home in pain or a body bag. Posted by: model_1066 at March 18, 2014 03:07 AM (afNM6) Hide posts from (afNM6)


Or were chugging Advil or Motrin like they were M&Ms. You slam half a vial of ibuprofen, you'll probably get an ulcer.....you take the wrong three pills of acetaminophen, you need someone else's liver and a surgical team, in a hurry. That shit should never have been licensed and should have been banned as the bodies stacked up.....but they're still advertising on TV.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2014 11:12 PM (T1005)

613 oy. Roses are red, Violets are Blue. Speaking of Blue, Not all Belgians are Smurfs, but all Smurfs are Belgian ... Catch a Clue, people, Catch a Clue ...

Posted by: Adriane hasn't retired to her own island yet ... at March 17, 2014 11:14 PM (qoKTg)

614 608 I dated a doctor for a few weeks (well, she's got an M.D. and a Phd in biochem, but no residency so no prescription powers, but still) who was all over how bad acetaminophen and other OTC drugs are for your liver. The true differences are: 1) cannabis was originally more of a non-white intoxicant (though don't fool yourselves, there's some great footage of 20's parties with flappers and all, and they're getting baked not drunk); and 2) as some people like to say, puritanism is the thought that someone, somewhere, is having fun in a way you disapprove.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 18, 2014 03:07 AM (ybN/b) Hide posts from (ybN/b)



I could see "ban 'em both"; I could see "allow 'em both"; I could see "ban that hazardous Tylenol shit and leave cooking herbs for people to deal with on their own" -- but you were exactly correct: putting cannabis on schedule 1 while allowing acetaminophen OTC is a prima facie case that the system is totally corrupt.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2014 11:15 PM (T1005)

615 Would heated socks {hunting socks} help? They make gel packs for gloves for ski patrols - or at least sell 'em in Outdoor magazine. Still winter in much of the US of A. Posted by: Adriane hasn't retired to her own island yet ... at March 18, 2014 03:11 AM (qoKTg) I have learned to anticipate and avoid as best as I can...pain is a wonderful teacher.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 17, 2014 11:16 PM (afNM6)

616 Or were chugging Advil or Motrin like they were MMs. You slam half a vial of ibuprofen, you'll probably get an ulcer.....you take the wrong three pills of acetaminophen, you need someone else's liver and a surgical team, in a hurry. That shit should never have been licensed and should have been banned as the bodies stacked up.....but they're still advertising on TV. Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2014 03:12 AM (T1005) Doesn't the toxic effect on the liver get much more severe when you drink? I seem to remember that on the warning label. But then again, if you're drinking, why take another pain killer? I have the typical aches and pains, but never take anything...many bottles of aspirin have been thrown out for being expired before they are opened, and I have never purchased any other pain reliever. Mostly I buy the aspirin in case guests need it.

Posted by: model_1066 at March 17, 2014 11:21 PM (afNM6)

617 From the FDA:
From 1998 to 2003, acetaminophen was the leading cause of acute liver failure in the United States, with 48% of acetaminophen-related cases (131 of 275) associated with accidental overdose.A 2007 Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) population-based report estimates that, nationally, there are 1600 cases of acute liver failure (ALF) each year (all causes). Acetaminophen-related ALF was the most common etiology.2Summarizing data from three different surveillance systems, there were an estimated 56,000 emergency room visits, 26,000 hospitalizations, and 458 deaths related to acetaminophen-associated overdoses per year during the 1990-1998 period.3 In a study that combined data from 22 specialty medical centers in the United States, acetaminophen-related liver injury was the leading cause of ALF for the years 1998 through 2003.1 This study also found that a high percentage of cases of liver injury due to acetaminophen were related to unintentional overdose, in which the patient mistakenly took too much acetaminophen. This finding was confirmed in a later study (2007).2 Many other cases of acute liver injury are caused by intentional overdoses of acetaminophen (i.e., associated with self-harm).Across various studies, consumers were found to have taken more than the recommended dose when using an OTC product, a prescription product, or both. The Toxic Exposure Surveillance System (TESS), now named the National Poison Data System (NPDS), which captures data from calls to 61 poison control centers, provides additional data on acetaminophen overdose and serious injury. In 2005, TESS showed that calls about poisoning cases that resulted in major injury numbered 1,187 for OTC single-ingredient products, 653 for OTC combination products, and 1,470 for prescription-opioid combination products.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 17, 2014 11:22 PM (ybN/b)

618 On the pain of rewarming frozen digits: it's reperfusion. I get that occasionally after having slept on top of a hand inadvertently. Amazingly painful.

On acetaminophen: if you have to go in to the hospital, be damned sure to list that stuff as an allergy, or nine times out of ten they'll end up slipping it (perhaps disguised in a combination pill) into your med stream.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 11:22 PM (gqT4g)

619 609 >>>"Such, then, are the rulers/snoolers of snooldom, the place/time where
the air is filled with the crowing of cocks, the joking of jocks, the
droning of clones, the sniveling of snookers and snudges, the noisy
parades and processions of prickers. Such is cockocracy/jockocracy, the State of supranational, supernatural erections. . . ."<<<



That's some horrible fucking gibberish right there.
Posted by: Zombie Dr. Seuss at March 18, 2014 03:08 AM (h8Elu) Hide posts from (h8Elu)


Oh, c'mon -- tell me that "In Xanadu did Kubla Khan / A stately pleasure-dome decree / where Alph, the sacred river, ran / through caverns measureless to man / down to a sunless sea" or "'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves / did gyre and gimble in the wabe / all mimsy were the borogoves / and the mome raths outgrabe" hold no poetry for you?


I mean, "
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" is probably entirely wasted on you.....

Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2014 11:23 PM (T1005)

620 take care & stay warm, model_1066 ... G'night ...

Posted by: Adriane hasn't retired to her own island yet ... at March 17, 2014 11:24 PM (qoKTg)

621 I mean, "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" is probably entirely wasted on you.....
Posted by: cthulhu

Like Shakespeare, it is best read in the original Klingon.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 17, 2014 11:24 PM (ybN/b)

622 I could see "ban 'em both"; I could see "allow 'em both"; I could see "ban that hazardous Tylenol shit and leave cooking herbs for people to deal with on their own" -- but you were exactly correct: putting cannabis on schedule 1 while allowing acetaminophen OTC is a prima facie case that the system is totally corrupt.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2014 03:15 AM (T1005)



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Carrie Nation and the crowd.  The whole "ban stuff" movement was all the rage for a few decades and it included alcohol prohibition.  However, rolling back the prohibition movement in the 30's only advanced as far as alcohol.  The other ground was ceded permanently, or at least to date.



Cannabis laws are pretty much a 1906-192? phenomena.  Cocaine and other drugs were covered by the Harrison Act in 1914.  Prohibition -- 1920.  Same people, same movement.  Remind you of anything you see around you now?

Posted by: jc at March 17, 2014 11:27 PM (PlzOe)

623 Cannabis laws are pretty much a 1906-192? phenomena. Cocaine and other drugs were covered by the Harrison Act in 1914. Prohibition -- 1920. Same people, same movement. Remind you of anything you see around you now? Posted by: jc

Given that I live in S.F., no.  LOL  Well, ok, they want to ban speech, but not intoxicants.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 17, 2014 11:29 PM (ybN/b)

624 I prefer a vagublican form of government.

Posted by: Beagle at March 17, 2014 11:30 PM (sOtz/)

625 Given that I live in S.F., no. LOL Well, ok, they want to ban speech, but not intoxicants.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 18, 2014 03:29 AM (ybN/b)



====

and exhaling, and cars, and suburbs, and irrigation, and hydropower, and all forms of nuclear energy, and thinking for yourself, and considering your offspring to be your children, and saying anything critical about any leftist, and..., and,   and,  and...................

Posted by: jc at March 17, 2014 11:31 PM (PlzOe)

626 "Given that I live in S.F., no."

At some point a NorCal MoMee has to happen.

With Val-U-Rite. But without acetaminophen.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 17, 2014 11:32 PM (gqT4g)

627 and PIV.

Posted by: jc at March 17, 2014 11:32 PM (PlzOe)

628 626 "Given that I live in S.F., no."

At some point a NorCal MoMee has to happen.

With Val-U-Rite. But without acetaminophen.

Posted by: torquewrench

Totally up for it.  There's a Japanese whisky bar I've always wanted to try.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 17, 2014 11:33 PM (ybN/b)

629 616 Or were chugging Advil or Motrin like they were MMs. You slam half a vial of ibuprofen, you'll probably get an ulcer.....you take the wrong three pills of acetaminophen, you need someone else's liver and a surgical team, in a hurry. That shit should never have been licensed and should have been banned as the bodies stacked up.....but they're still advertising on TV.
Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2014 03:12 AM (T1005)

Doesn't the toxic effect on the liver get much more severe when you drink? I seem to remember that on the warning label. But then again, if you're drinking, why take another pain killer? I have the typical aches and pains, but never take anything...many bottles of aspirin have been thrown out for being expired before they are opened, and I have never purchased any other pain reliever. Mostly I buy the aspirin in case guests need it. Posted by: model_1066 at March 18, 2014 03:21 AM (afNM6) Hide posts from (afNM6)


Yes, the toxic effects are worse when you drink....but they're sufficiently bad that they should command respect on their own. And it's a "secret ingredient" in way, way, way, way too many things -- like certain flavors of Alka-seltzer (severe sinus congestion and cough, and possibly others) or Theraflu.



Myself, I reflexively won't have it in my house. If has acetaminophen on the label, I don't buy it -- and if I discover it in my home, I throw it out. I treat it in exactly the same way as I'd treat sugar packets that had a tiny asterisk next to the sugar and "* we're kidding -- it's rat poison." elsewhere.



Here's some cheery folks -- http://tinyurl.com/pcgzkd4

Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2014 11:35 PM (T1005)

630 618 On the pain of rewarming frozen digits: it's reperfusion. I get that occasionally after having slept on top of a hand inadvertently. Amazingly painful.

On acetaminophen: if you have to go in to the hospital, be damned sure to list that stuff as an allergy, or nine times out of ten they'll end up slipping it (perhaps disguised in a combination pill) into your med stream.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 18, 2014 03:22 AM (gqT4g) Hide posts from (gqT4g)



Oooh....I like that. A "trick" that may save my life someday. I'll have to remember.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2014 11:37 PM (T1005)

631 Dang. RIP. May his family find strength and be comforted... Comedian David Brenner, a regular on Johnny Carson's "The Tonight Show," has died after a battle with cancer, a family spokesman said Saturday. He was 78.

Posted by: Adriane hasn't retired to her own island yet ... at March 17, 2014 11:39 PM (qoKTg)

632 628 626
"Given that I live in S.F., no."

At some point a NorCal MoMee has to happen.

With Val-U-Rite. But without acetaminophen.



Posted by: torquewrench

Totally up for it. There's a Japanese whisky bar I've always wanted to try.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 18, 2014 03:33 AM (ybN/b) Hide posts from (ybN/b)


I met up with Gabe and a bunch of other morons on Telegraph in Berkeley [talk about the Heart of Darkness] some years back....carpooled up with Dianna. Good times.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2014 11:40 PM (T1005)

633 At some point a NorCal MoMee has to happen. The first on, as I recall, was in Berserkely, well attended, at a nice, but pricey restaurant (a block or so from a place at which I once had a contact) The second one was very much smaller, in a room filled with heavy machinery, swarf and the smell of cutting oil in the air. Perhaps the next one should be just a notch down from the one held in B., but up a notch from an IHOP.

Posted by: Arbalest at March 17, 2014 11:40 PM (FlRtG)

634 http://tinyurl.com/pcgzkd4 holee cow!

Posted by: Adriane hasn't retired to her own island yet ... at March 17, 2014 11:41 PM (qoKTg)

635 Just checked my Walgreens cough suppressant liquid -- 500mg aceto.  Tossed.  The funny thing is, I haven't had a bad cough in years.  That syrup had probably expired on its own and there was 1 dose taken from it.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 17, 2014 11:42 PM (ybN/b)

636 634 http://tinyurl.com/pcgzkd4

holee cow! Posted by: Adriane hasn't retired to her own island yet ... at March 18, 2014 03:41 AM (qoKTg) Hide posts from (qoKTg)



....and now you get why I'm so rabid about it. You take two products for two things from two different manufacturers and you get that much closer to a big red line....and have a bottle of wine with dinner and go over. How much does that suck?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2014 11:45 PM (T1005)

637 634 http://tinyurl.com/pcgzkd4

holee cow! Posted by: Adriane

My super potent ginger squares contain no acetaminaphen.  :->  The last thing I need when I'm litigating San Francisco land use policies is a sick liver.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 17, 2014 11:46 PM (ybN/b)

638 635 Just checked my Walgreens cough suppressant liquid -- 500mg aceto. Tossed. The funny thing is, I haven't had a bad cough in years. That syrup had probably expired on its own and there was 1 dose taken from it.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 18, 2014 03:42 AM (ybN/b) Hide posts from (ybN/b)


Your home just became that much safer. *Cheers!*

Posted by: cthulhu at March 17, 2014 11:48 PM (T1005)

639 My home is quite dangerous at the moment.  The beast is running around like a wild attack cat.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 17, 2014 11:50 PM (ybN/b)

640 Damn, all new to this Twitter Shiite.... why in the holy hell does Glen Beck have a tweet this article button and Ace doesn't?? Someone needs to drag his hairy hobo hunting ass into the 21st Century stat! How can I reference Shiite without an easy peasy button? *sobs*

Posted by: I'm lazy and stupid, so sue me at March 18, 2014 12:02 AM (PGiec)

641 639 My home is quite dangerous at the moment. The beast is running around like a wild attack cat.
Posted by: SFGoth at March 18, 2014 03:50 AM (ybN/b) Hide posts from (ybN/b)



In the greater scheme of things, "chewed/clawed arm" and "liver transplant" are in different orders of magnitude.



There are business-response-to-crisis seminars to this day that hearken back to J&J's response to Tylenol tampering [where 7 people near Chicago died from Tylenol adulterated with potassium cyanide in 1982].....but as SFGoth brought in @617, there were 275 cases of acetaminophen deaths in a five-year period WITHOUT the cyanide. In other words, you were almost 40 times more likely to die from acetaminophen being bad shit in the first place as you were to die from it being poisoned.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2014 12:03 AM (T1005)

642 Well, night folks.  The kitteh has wore me out.

Posted by: SFGoth at March 18, 2014 12:11 AM (ybN/b)

643 And if you need a liver transplant in the UK, this happens:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aclS1pGHp8o

Posted by: Epobirs at March 18, 2014 12:15 AM (bPxS6)

644 Welcome to Diego Garcia. Please make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 18, 2014 12:16 AM (bitz6)

645 Apropos of nothing in particular, I've swapped a couple of emails with the creator of the Freefall online comic. Even enticed him to peek in at the Horde (though he landed in a Crimea thread instead of the ONT). I looked into it after a recommendation by Jerry Pournelle and 2400+ strips later.....but it's a great story -- it'd be a solid Gordon R. Dickson tale, maybe -- unfolding in tiny snippets of 3/4 panel comic strips.


I'd encourage people to go through the first couple of dozen and see if they don't get hooked -- http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00001.htm

Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2014 12:18 AM (T1005)

646 I check in on Freefall every three or four months. That gives me a good chunk of material. I do that with a lot of web comics if there is a real story unfolding.

Currently, the only web comic I feel compelled to read day it has new material is Girl Genius but then I've been a Phil Foglio fans since the days of Dragon Magazine in the late 70s. I probably spent more time reading Dragon than actually playing any pen and paper RPG. I didn't know too many other people with an interest and was more interested in the design side than the actual playing.

Posted by: Epobirs at March 18, 2014 12:24 AM (bPxS6)

647 "The second one was very much smaller, in a room filled with heavy machinery, swarf and the smell of cutting oil in the air."

Machinery? Swarf? Oil?

This all sounds terribly industrial.

And as we all know, industry has been banned by government edict here in Northern Commiefornia, as a dire threat to the planet.

Posted by: torquewrench at March 18, 2014 12:26 AM (gqT4g)

648 646 I check in on Freefall every three or four months. That gives me a good chunk of material. I do that with a lot of web comics if there is a real story unfolding.

Currently, the only web comic I feel compelled to read day it has new material is Girl Genius but then I've been a Phil Foglio fans since the days of Dragon Magazine in the late 70s. I probably spent more time reading Dragon than actually playing any pen and paper RPG. I didn't know too many other people with an interest and was more interested in the design side than the actual playing.
Posted by: Epobirs at March 18, 2014 04:24 AM (bPxS6) Hide posts from (bPxS6)




One of the things that's funny -- and, again, we just swapped a couple -- is that there's a meta-narrative that Pournelle said good stuff -> he's got people responding and engaging -> he feels like contacting and thanking Pournelle about this response and engagement -> and is telling me, a guy who just sent him an email out-of-the-blue, how awkward it would be to send Jerry an email out-of-the-blue.



Great guy, doing good work, much recommended. Hell, use the website's email to say you heard of him from me.....and he might get awkward about sending me email. </snark>

Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2014 12:40 AM (T1005)

649 We've got a couple of plants that have names.



"Fred" is a Boston Fern that lives outside in the shade when it's nice. During the winter, he comes inside to occupy the shower of the hall bathroom. His scruffy butt got moved outside today, and tomorrow I'll be vacuuming shedding.



There's also "Vern" [Vern the Fern] who is an Australian Sword Fern who actually lives in a pot on our driveway. It's a microclimate better suited to a cactus than a traditional fern, but Vern seems to thrive there.

Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2014 01:07 AM (T1005)

650 Have I mentioned lately that I need to be on East Coast time in a week?

Posted by: cthulhu at March 18, 2014 01:10 AM (T1005)

651 Morning morons, nice and toasty this morning maybe -8 ayup summer in NH happened on a Saturday last year. What time are you operating on now?

Posted by: NativeNH at March 18, 2014 01:17 AM (E2CHb)

652 Personally I'd like to be on Miller Time right now but driving the Cats drunk along with Cat racing is frowned upon here at the Mt But the boss isn't coming in this morning so I could probably get away with it

Posted by: NativeNH at March 18, 2014 01:23 AM (y8t21)

653 Hmmm I've named a lot of things.but never a plant.

Posted by: NativeNH at March 18, 2014 01:29 AM (y8t21)

654 Morning all. Its cold,wet, and gray. Slept for shit as the windows shook all night as they're pretty loose and the wind was nonstop. Someone spot me a no-doze?

Posted by: fastfreefall at March 18, 2014 02:25 AM (/fFd0)

655 How about a red bull??

Posted by: NativeNH at March 18, 2014 02:41 AM (y8t21)

656 good morning f*** Barack Obama that is all

Posted by: sven10077 at March 18, 2014 02:43 AM (euj9t)

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