February 15, 2014

Moron Wiserbud Interviews Two American Astronauts in Space
— Dave in Texas

Longtime moron Wiserbud interviewed a couple of American astronauts live on the International Space Station today. Pretty cool. H2 Splitter Roamingfirehydrant hooked him up for his radio show today. The Wiserbud part of this video is just under ten minutes, the rest is another radio personality interviewing them.

I like how they hand the mic to each other in zero gravity. Good interview wiserbud, particularly editing out the delay stuff. Moving you to the "kill later" list.

Twitter addys:

@miriaf, rocket surgeon.
@Wisermeany, dork radio guy
@astroRM Astronaut Rick Mastracchio
@astroillini Astronaut Col. Mike Hopkins, USAF

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February 17, 2014

Occidental Petroleum Tells California "GTT"
— Dave in Texas

Gone to Texas.

OXY is moving their HQ to Houston Texas from Los Angeles after a century in California. They announced their intention to spin off California operations and focus on their highly productive west Texas Permian Basin holdings in a state that welcomes shale production because Black Gold Texas Tea has propelled Texas into the number one state for oil and gas production. Which means high paying good jobs (over a half million and growing in the past five years), and pumped billions of dollars into our economy and state budget.

California conversely has been very stingy with permits, even though they may be sitting on even larger fields than Eagle Ford, Permian Basin and North Dakota/Montana/Saskatchewan/Manitoba Bakken deposits.

Which is why they are spinning off their California operations.

A move to Houston will allow the company to focus on its operations in the Permian Basin in Texas and spin off its less productive California division. The new California company, which will employ about 8,000 people, will be the state's biggest natural gas producer and "establish its headquarters" in the Golden State, the statement said. It will continue operations in oil and gas basins including Los Angeles and San Joaquin.

I'm going to make a crazy prediction here. The environmentalists will lose an argument against billions of dollars in new state revenues. They'll put up a fight, it'll be ugly. But when the dust settles the lure of the money will be too much. And in five to ten years California will experience a surge in energy production that will bring jobs back.

Nothing else will do that.

America is on the verge of oil and gas energy independence. Something we were told could never happen.

Well (SWIDT?). Technology unlocks potential and prosperity. Like a boss.

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February 15, 2014

Yard and Garden Thread: DonÂ’t Be A Tool Edition [Y-not and WeirdDave]
— Open Blogger

This thread brought to you by William Carlos Williams and The Red Wheelbarrow Bookstore:

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so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
chickens.

(DonÂ’t be hatinÂ’ on this poem. ItÂ’s one of my favorites and Andrew Breitbart liked it, too!)


Take it away, WeirdDave:
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USA Beats Russia 3-2 In A Shootout
— Open Blogger

Team USA beat team Russia in Olympic hockey this morning. The USA won in a shoot out on a great goal by TJ Oshie. You can see the box score numbers here. I will post a video if I can. The game just ended ten minutes ago.

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Saturday Morning Open Thread
— andy

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Read from the bottom up.


Volkswagen workers reject UAW in huge blow to union

One of the funniest things ever put in print:

During three days of voting, the UAW repeatedly complained of outsiders trying to influence and intimidate VW workers into voting against joining the union.

Imagine that. Outsiders coming in where they're not wanted. Stirring up trouble and intimidating people. The poor UAW wouldn't know anything about that, would they?

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Saturday Car Thread 02/15/14 - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse & Countrysquire]
— Open Blogger

Happy day after Valentine's Day my pretties. We *heart* you all. (Well, most of you anyway.) Thanks for your contributions to keeping the posts current and the threads lively.

Today we bring to you a bit of tragedy, a reminder of the uniqueness of car design from years gone by, the start to a controversial race season, and a whole lotta How you doin'?.


First, and most importantly, comes news of the UAW defeat at VW's Chattanooga plant.

Volkswagen workers rejected the union by a vote of 712 to 626. The defeat raises questions about the future of a union that for years has suffered from declining membership and influence, and almost certainly leaves its president, Bob King, who had vowed to organize at least one foreign auto maker by the time he retires in June, with a tarnished legacy.

"If the union can't win [in Chattanooga], it can't win anywhere," said Steve Silvia, a economics and trade professor at American University who has studied labor unions.

Read the full story at the WSJ and revel in the sweet tears and the merriment at Twitter.


In very sad news, several Morons and Moronettes brought this article to my attention. It seems that a tragedy has befallen the automotive world.

The National Corvette Museum in Kentucky suffered a sinkhole which swallowed eight of their beautiful specimens. The video, at the link, shows the moment of collapse and it will make you cringe for what disappears down that hole. The good news, however; is that General Motors is stepping up to help restore the cars that were damaged. As the fella from GM says, thereÂ’s only one 1,000,000th Corvette to roll off the assembly line.


Countrysquire: I like old cars. Hell, I loveÂ’em. Sure, a new Camry will start every time you turn the key, not leak oil or boil over, and has a functioning air conditioning system. Still, todayÂ’s autos have been massaged in wind tunnels to the point that cars in there respective classes all look pretty much the same. Look at the greenhouse of the Ford Fusion, Toyota Avalon, and the just introduced Chrysler 200 and Hyundai Genesis. Same freaking car, and few have any character of their own. Before the big war, car manufacturers were doing their own thing and had stylists whose job it was to make each yearÂ’s new model stand out from the competition. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the cars of 1939.
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February 14, 2014

Of Course: "Beetlejuice 2"
— Ace

Like I said: Every movie that made more than $30 million (not a huge sum) will be remade within the next ten to fifteen years. Every. Single. One.

This isn't a remake; it's sequel. Michael Keaton will return to play the ghost that... no one especially cared about.

Can I just say the obvious thing? Everyone watched Beetlejuice on cable not because it was a great movie, or because of the ghost Beetlejuice, but because:

1. Cable was still a new-ish thing and we just watched it for no good reason and Beetlejuice was on every single day. It was the "Rocky III" of ghost comedies. We were stupid and we didn't know any better.

2. Winona Ryder was hot. Not even a little hot. But like "Oh my God that girl is so hot" hot. So hot you'd watch a full movie just to see how hot she was, even though she offered a very flat performance. You'd watch to the end, just to see her pixie-legs in those gray stockings as she levitated into the air to do the calypso dance.

This was the only reason people watched Beetlejuice 30 times, and they're not going to capture that lighting in a bottle again:


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Overnight Open Thread -- Valentine's Day 2014
— Open Blogger

Well, 'Rons n' 'Ettes, it's your friendly neighborhood Damn Dirty RINO again. I'm filling in for CDR M tonight since he came up with some cockamamie excuse about "defending the nation" or something. I don't know. But, inasmuch as he has friends who could "accidentally" drop an explosive payload on me from thousands of feet in the air at any time, I figured I ought to go ahead and do tonight's ONT. I may be lazy, but I'm not stupid.

Like everyone else, Valentine's Day is my favorite holiday of the year. It's the one holiday that seems immune to corporate exploitation, steeped as it is in Judeo-Christian tradition. And, as anyone who knows me will readily tell you, I'm all about that old-time religion. Sadly, contemporary culture seems bent on rejecting the ancient teachings of the Bible that have helped to sustain mankind for thousands of years -- particularly the verse in Peruvians 8:42, which tells us, "Honor thine life partner with baubles and sweets and flowers and cards and lavish meals and sparkling wine. Bedeck her in splendorous, yet scant garments that she may wear but once and cast aside never to be seen again. For, should thou forsake such worshipful genuflection, thine ears shall ring with vituperative hectoring forevermore."

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AoSHQ Podcast: Guest, CAC
— andy

As promised ... or threatened, depending on how you look at these things ... we had CAC on this week to talk about elections, polls and all sorts of other fun topics. Enjoy!

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Open thread in the comments.

[Ace:] Someone Suggested... we "reset" the site from all this gay talk with boobs.

Well, I don't publish boob pics. But you know who does? Andy, Dave, LauraW & co at The H2. Caution: Gigantic boobs.

Also, this is that video I mentioned in the podcast, when CAC brought up possible GOP Senate nominee Paul Broun.

[JohnE.]: Here are the videos I spoke about on the Podcast, by Australian scientist Derek Muller. The first asks if a large percentage of Facebook's official and legitimate advertising on the site is a result of fraud. Facebook appears to be okay with this because, of course, they're raking in money from it. The second questions Facebook's long term viability as a major force in the online world. I highly recommend watching these (they're about 8 minutes each); they're really interesting. You can also follow him here --> @veritasium.

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First Gay NFL Player Comes Out of the Closet, During His Career
— Ace

This guy isn't quite in the NFL yet, but he's a prospect. Assuming he does get drafted, he'd be, as far as I know, the first acknowledged active gay NFL player.

Good, actually.

I know some people will say "Why tell anyone? Why put it in our faces?"

I think the answer to that is severalfold:

First, unless you acknowledge you're gay, you have to lie an awful lot to every day sort of questions -- "Would you be interested in meeting my friend's sister?" People get tired of lying, even if those lies are considered socially-acceptable (to the extent that some would rather be told a lie than be told that someone is gay).

Second, it's not as if there is no chatter about a gay person's sexual preferences unless he publicly announces it. It's not as if it's only his public declaration that makes the matter one of social interest.

"Is he gay?" is a very common question to ask about someone who seems gay. I know liberals; they ask this a bunch. They don't mean it an a bad way or anything, but yeah, people pick up on subtle signals and then speculate, among friends, if someone is gay or not. Conservatives of course ask it too.

Another argument that I think is misplaced is the claim that by saying he's gay, he's offering up lascivious details of his sex life and putting it "in people's faces." Well, saying he's gay implies gay sex, but as far as I know he's not talking about gay sex. If I say I'm straight, that implies straight sex or, alternately, alas, an appetite for straight pornography. But no one would take a statement of "I'm straight" as getting into the precise details of one's sexual practices and appetites.

I'm not "celebrating" the fact that this guy is gay, no more than I would celebrate my own unfortunately-disclosed enjoyment of Busty Lesbian Porn. I don't think any sexual appetite is really worthy of celebrating. These are animal impulses. I don't think they should be criticized, either. But I also don't consider being gay some kind of Ethical Choice to be praised. Gay say they're born that way, and I agree with that. So I don't praise someone for being gay, anymore than I praise someone for being tall.

But when I say "Good," I do mean this: I think lies are bad. I think someone feeling as if he has to lie, or should lie, is bad. There are some socially-acceptable "necessary lies" in the world -- the media gives itself a pass, for example, on what it considers a necessary lie, claiming to be "objective" and "nonpartisan" -- and while I would not rule out the necessity or acceptability of any lie, I certainly think that any lie begins on very infirm ground, as far as claiming the "necessity" of it.

Some lies may be so important as to be justified, but any lie must bear a heavy burden of proof to establish it as truly "necessary" and thus acceptable or advisable.

I don't think the pretense of gay people either claiming to be straight or resorting to clumsy evasions about their sexual interest is sufficiently vital to fall into the "necessary lie" category.

We should all have -- and I'm sure we all do have -- a heavy bias towards truth as the best policy, with lies limited to only those most absolutely necessary to spare someone's feelings or avoid serious conflict and the like. more...

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